Accidental It Girl
By Libby Street
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Photographer Sadie Price is known for her thick skin and infallible instincts. A lofty education has made her skilled in her craft, and a fear of poverty -- and love for Jimmy Choo -- has made her one of the East Coast's most savvy paparazzi. She keeps her exhilarating but sometimes hectic life manageable by staying on the right side of the razor-thin line between celebrity photographers and the stalkerazzi. But all that changes when Sadie locks horns with one of Hollywood's hottest bachelors.
...goes around.
Something about Ethan Wyatt's charisma and startling good looks throws Sadie off her game. Something about Sadie's dogged determination -- and a very compromising picture she snaps -- throws Ethan off his. Hatching a scheme befitting the silver screen that made him famous, Ethan sets out to give Sadie a taste of her own medicine. And when her life almost instantly becomes as frenzied as those of the "It Girls" she follows, Sadie starts to see her career, her love life, and Ethan Wyatt in ways she never had before....
Libby Street
Libby Street is the pseudonym for the writing team of Sarah Bushweller and Emily S. Morris. Sarah and Emily met on Liberty Drive in Dover, Delaware, at the age of four and have been best friends ever since. Twenty years later, they began writing together via email and telephone -- just trying to make each other laugh. They both live in tiny little apartments in Manhattan, where they're working on Libby Street's second novel.
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Accidental It Girl - Libby Street
Prologue
People hate me.
Some of them openly despise me.
I’d bet a couple dozen would cheer if I were maimed.
People. Hate. Me.
For some reason when I meet someone for the first time, I feel compelled to tell them this. Hi, my name is Sadie Price. Yeah, great to meet you, too! People hate me.
I’ve gotten pretty good at suppressing the urge to say it out loud, but it’s still there swirling around in my mind. I’ll shake a person’s hand, exchange the usual pleasantries, and look from the outside to be a completely sane person—while a part of me silently repeats the words, People hate me. People. Hate. Me. Peoplehateme.
I think the reason this particular little neurosis developed is that it’s not some imaginary thing. The idea that people hate me is not the invention of an irreparably wounded self-esteem or chemical imbalance. I am not some terminal wallflower who feels unworthy of kindness. I’m no paranoid agoraphobe with an irrational fear that people are judging her. I am a twenty-eight-year-old woman whose longest and most satisfying relationships are with a four-thousand-dollar camera, a fully restored 1979 Camaro (a gift from my father), and a lovely man called Antoni who works in the shoe section of Bergdorf’s. I pay my taxes—approximately on time. I’ve spent Thanksgiving and Christmas Eve for the last five years at a homeless shelter on the Lower East Side. I’m blonde and blue eyed (like your local TV weather girl, not Marilyn Monroe). I’m a college graduate with a BA in fine arts. I’m somebody’s best friend. And, I am a paparazzi.
People do, in fact, hate me.
When I first started out in this business the people-hating-me thing really rubbed me the wrong way. The same kind of rub as, say, a dislodged underwire gouging into your skin. While you’re forced to do jumping jacks. On a trampoline. In those days, when I met someone I would make excuses, "Yes, but I’m not that kind of paparazzi." I’d give them a well-rehearsed briefing on my degree in fine arts. I’d tell them that I was really known for my stripped-down black-and-white portraits, and that these portraits were praised by my subjects for their beauty, and by professors for their technique and artistry. At my lowest point, I even went so far as to recount—word for word—an article in the alumni mailer about how my fellow classmates had voted me Graduate with the Most Potential.
My best friend, Brooke, was the first person I met who greeted the news of my occupation with anything but suspicion and ire. Her first words were, How completely fascinating! A paparazzi, huh? Give me all the dish.
It was then that I realized practically everyone in the industrialized world has an opinion about the paparazzi, and in the eyes of most people every paparazzi is that kind of paparazzi. These opinions are so well established that they will prevail no matter how I might try to explain myself. This realization, despite the fact that it was an embarrassingly long time coming, was a pivotal moment in my life…and my popularity at cocktail parties.
I now understand that all the people in the world don’t actually hate me personally. The more rational part of me gets that only some people hate the idea of me—they hate the job, the institution. Yet, even in the face of these strides in amateur self-psychology, the peoplehateme repeating part of my brain absolutely refuses to make this distinction. So, hi. My name is Sadie Price. People hate me.
CELEBRITY SUMMER
As temperatures rise across the nation, Hollywood is preparing for a much-needed jolt. Recent lackluster box office tallies are projected to bounce back in the next few months as this year’s crop of larger-than-life action pix and heart-string-plucking indies draw moviegoers out of the heat and into theaters. This summer looks to be our best in a number of years, possibly our best ever,
says industry analyst Gordan Sterne. We’re anticipating record numbers.
And the suits aren’t the only people feeling cheery about this summer’s prospects.
Several publications have crowned this the Summer of Celebrity as the film industry emerges from the doldrums and money and champagne once more begin to flow freely. One well-connected insider declares, The party atmosphere is back in force. People are beginning to feel that the worst is over. The sweet smell of change is in the air. It’s all about L.A., Vegas, Miami, and New York. We’re back!
Chapter 1
Do you think I have too much facial hair?" asks Luke as we stroll our way up Broadway toward midtown Manhattan.
It looks like you just shaved,
I reply.
Unable to resist the impulse, I stop, close my eyes, and arch my neck up to soak in the warm golden sunlight filtering between the skyscrapers.
This spring was frigid, with bone-chilling rains and blasts of icy air streaking between the high-rises. The few warm days in April felt like fall, not spring. But, not a moment too soon, the cold has broken. Today, the sun is spreading its warmth unimpeded in a cloudless sky. You can practically hear the city sigh with relief. At long last, it is molting season in Manhattan.
Businesses and restaurants emerge from hibernation, their wares creeping out onto the sidewalks. The people of New York peel off their protective layers, shedding sweaters and jackets as the day progresses. Even the most jaded New Yorkers look skyward, not at the buildings, but to confirm, Yep, look at that—the sun.
In a couple of months the streets will reek of urine again, and the oppressive heat and humidity will force us all to cram into any air-conditioned nook we can find. But, right now, this city is extraordinary.
Luke tries again: "In general, do I have too much facial hair?"
Squeezing my eyes closed even tighter, I enjoy the sun-induced tingle on my cheeks and draw in a gulp of the fresh, increasingly humid air.
Sadie,
he prods.
Hold on,
I reply. I’m having a moment.
Luke huffs before going silent—except for the impatient tapping of his foot.
I take one more deep breath, then open my eyes. "Okay, you’re asking if—in general—you have too much facial hair?" I ask sardonically.
Though I’m a rather Amazonian five-foot-ten, I have to get on my tiptoes to properly inspect his face. Luke is built like a tree—strong, sturdy, and undeniably vertically oriented. His sinewy six-foot-six frame always manages to dwarf everything around him. Luckily, that includes me. Next to him even the tallest, most gawky girl can feel delicate.
Again, I say…you just shaved,
I quip, resuming our stroll. Did some mean girl tell you that you were too hairy?
"No. It’s just that, like, Conan O’Brien…he’s all pale and Irish like me. But he always looks so smooth."
Pale is a bit of an understatement. Occasionally Luke’s pasty Irish pallor gives him the eerie look of semitransparency. Fortunately for him, his blazing red hair and deep green eyes round out sweet, unassuming good looks. He also has the kind of smile that sears itself into your memory, so that whenever you think of him, you only remember him smiling.
What about, um…
I try to think of ruddy, hairy Irishmen to compare him to. Not having much luck. What about Albert Finney?
You think I look like Albert Finney?
he asks.
I don’t know,
I reply thoughtfully. Yell ‘Punjab, bring me the autocopter.’
I’m serious, Sadie,
he retorts.
So am I.
"Is that from Annie?" Luke asks.
Yes. Say it,
I reply.
No,
he snaps back.
I shrug my shoulders at him. Okay…
Fine.
Luke rolls his eyes. Punjab, bring me the autocopter.
Huh,
I huff.
So?
Luke asks.
No, you don’t look anything like Albert Finney. But I just made you say ‘Punjab, bring me the autocopter.’
Nice. Very nice,
he says, trying not to smile.
Thank you.
We turn the corner at Forty-fourth Street, nearing our destination—one of New York’s finest hotels.
Luke and I met through work. He is one of the many autograph hounds who wait patiently outside restaurants and hotels for the celebrities I photograph. I would call his autograph-seeking a hobby, except that he makes almost as much money hawking signatures on the Internet as he does from his day job waiting tables. You see, Luke is not just your average, run-of-the-mill, psycho superfan. He takes his collection very seriously and is extremely well connected. With a minimum of effort, he can tell you where to find anyone in Manhattan—provided they are, or have been, famous. He also helps me sometimes by acting as a decoy, keeping an eye on the competition.
Check it out,
I say, discreetly pointing ahead as Luke and I near the hotel.
A very large, very militant-looking individual waddles into view—the evil Phil Grambs. I cautiously peek over Luke’s shoulder and see Phil adjust his camera and dig into the fanny pack that is part of his uniform. The fanny pack sort of emerges from his back like a tumor, as the straps are wedged somewhere between his belly and his pants. I think this particular vast, fur-enshrouded enclave could also be the final resting place of Jimmy Hoffa—and possibly Atlantis.
Yeah, you’re going to need backups,
Luke grumbles.
Phil spins toward us with his ears pricked up like a dog.
My heart rate doubles in an instant. I grab Luke by the arm and yank him behind a newsstand before Phil can spot us.
All right,
I say, getting into commando mode, you position yourself with Phil, act like you’re just waiting for an autograph and talking on the phone to someone. Just do what you do best—
Loiter.
"Exactly, I reply with a wink.
I think the target will be coming out the side door and through the alley; I’ll wait there. But if he comes out the front door you can tell me. Oh, and keep an eye on Phil—tell me if he does anything strange."
Okay—
No, on second thought, just tell me if he tries to go anywhere.
Pretty much everything about Phil could be perceived as strange.
Aye-aye, Cap’n,
Luke says, mocking me.
We plug in our cell phone earpieces, and I quickly dial Luke’s number.
Got me?
I ask into the little mic dangling around my chin.
Luke replies with a nod.
Okay, you first,
I say.
Luke skulks out from behind the newsstand. I peek around and watch him walk casually over near Phil.
I wait a few seconds before sneaking onto the sidewalk and darting quickly around the corner. I slip into a back alley that dumps out a block or so from the hotel’s main entrance.
For the record, when people say they hate the paparazzi, they’re talking about Phil Grambs. He’s practically a legend in this business. A legend like Godzilla, or Dracula…or that guy with the hook who terrifies the teenagers at Makeout Point. He is loud, vulgar, and cruel to those he photographs. He’s also a scheming, conniving weirdo. I would say he was born without a heart, but I know for a fact that he’s had quadruple bypass surgery—he showed me pictures. Call me judgmental, but I can’t stand the guy. He’s one of those people who deludes himself into believing that he’s a real part of the film industry, that somehow his physical proximity to the stars makes him famous, or at the very least, worthy of fame.
Phil is also one of a rare breed—he actually intended to be a paparazzi. Generally speaking, this is not the kind of career you spend your life dreaming about and preparing for. It’s the kind of thing you bump into by accident. You’re not watching where you’re going and, boom—you smack face-first into it. Sometimes you get lucky and it just breaks your nose. Other times, it flattens you, but good. You come to and find yourself five years older, eating greasy nachos on the bumper of a Con Ed truck while your best friend gives a detailed description of his extensive Wonder Woman action figure collection—directly into your brain. These things just happen.
"…the thing about the so-called realistic invisible plane replica is the thing’s supposed to be invisible, so can any physical representation of it really be considered realistic?"
I can’t say that I’ve spent much time grappling with this particular philosophical issue, but if I don’t say something Luke will surely segue into his treatise on the so-called realistic
Wonder Woman wristbands. I say, Well, since you put me on the spot…if the replica isn’t actually invisible, the claim of realistic does seem—
Hey, Sadie?
Luke interrupts. I think I’ve got a visual. Keep your eyes open, but I think he’ll be coming to my position—
No he won’t,
I reply. He’s coming to me.
You don’t know that,
comes Luke’s response.
I have a feeling.
He continues, Oh, and Sadie…Phil’s getting antsy.
I adjust the earpiece and bark back, Got it,
and train my eyes on a rusty steel door twenty feet away.
You’re supposed to say ‘Roger,’
comes the voice in my head.
I’m not saying ‘Roger.’
A shrill, exasperated whine crackles through the connection. Why do you always have to be such a buzzkill?
Oh, boy. Fine. Roger,
I say dryly.
No, now you should be saying ‘Over and out.’
Luke is one of those guys whose dream of becoming 007 was hampered by the fact that part of him stopped maturing at 005.
As much as I’d love to play your Ursula Andress, Mr. Bond, I’m grossly underqualified.
The brutal truth is that, even at the age of seventy, I’m pretty sure Ursula has less cellulite and a higher cool factor than I do.
Say it,
prods Luke.
No,
I laugh.
Saaay iiiit, Sadie. You know you want to,
he goads.
Luke—
I cut myself off as the steel door begins to rattle. I drop my nachos and shuffle backward, pinning myself in a little nook created by the convergence of a brick-lined building facade and the back bumper of the Con Ed truck.
I peer through the truck’s grimy windows and spot the thing I’ve been waiting the last two hours for—a shock of caramel blond hair and the chiseled, classically British features of a very handsome man.
Got him,
I whisper to Luke.
Damn, you’re good.
Thank you, thank you very much.
Luke continues, Get him, Killer. Over and out.
I wish to God people would stop calling me that.
I raise my camera to eye level and wait.
A bead of sweat forms on my forehead and threatens to dribble down into my eyes. Though the temperature is pushing 80 degrees, I’m positive it’s not the heat that’s making me sweat. It’s only when I’m forcing myself to be perfectly still and quiet that the nerves get me. It’s anticipation, fear of the unknown, my body steeling itself for the coming rush of adrenaline. I prepare to be shouted at, insulted, shoved, ignored.
I wait—wait for Jude Law to pass a Con Ed truck in the dank alley behind a posh Manhattan hotel.
As my tension peaks, and that little bead of sweat trickles along the top of my eyebrow and down my cheek, Jude Law enters my frame. I’ve got a bona fide movie star in perfect profile. I depress the shutter button, and the rapid-fire click-click-click of the camera’s motor whirs to a crescendo. Jude’s head turns and his famously blue eyes lock onto my lens. He is shocked, surprised. His eyes widen, cheeks flush. Then, with the flicker of an eyelash and a reflexive sigh, his expression suddenly shifts to exasperation—and maybe just a touch of real anger.
I scramble out from behind the Con Ed truck and ahead of Jude, walking backward to get a better angle of him striding, at an increasingly rapid pace, toward the sidewalks of Manhattan. I widen the focus of my lens and, to my surprise, catch a glimpse of ruffled golden blond hair at the bottom of my viewfinder.
He has the kids with him. My face goes tingly and undoubtedly as red as Jude’s T-shirt.
You’ve got him, don’t you? Does he have the kids with him?
The voice on the line is not Luke’s. It’s a deep husky growl, the auditory equivalent of salivation. Saaadiiie…
The voice is getting raspier and out of breath—and infinitely more creepy.
What the hell was that?
Definitely Luke talking now.
Luke? Where’s Phil?
Oh, shit…he took off.
The next thing I hear is panting, and the pitter-patter of feet on pavement. The mysterious voice, which has to be Phil, says triumphantly between wheezes, I knew he’d have the kids!
How is he doing that?
I continue to take shots of Jude—and not the kids.
I move the camera away for a second and make eye contact with Jude Law. You’d better get a move on. Phil Grambs is headed this way,
I say loud enough for the mic to pick it up.
Jude Law gives me a brief furtive grin. It’s a lovely smile with all the flash and charisma worthy of a man who once played a robot-o-love for Steven Spielberg. With one simple click, that peculiar, ephemeral, almost illusory flicker—that indefinable thing that makes some men irresistible to women—has been captured forever. By me.
You want to know how I can handle people hating me? How I can do a job that in the eyes of most people lumps me into a category with the likes of Phil? That’s it, right there. I turn transitory moments—these blurs of fame and style and perfection—into immutable objects. I shape ordered little worlds where everything makes sense. Each photograph is a flawless moment in time, completely under my control. I can leave out anything I want, focus only on what’s important, on the thing that tells the story I want to tell. The photographs are always in focus, always stable, always blissfully static. From the moment I picked up a camera and aimed it at a celebrity, I’ve been in complete control—of the pictures, of my career, of my life.
Phil’s voice gripes in my head, Come on, Sadie! Work with me here. Stall him. Those kids have been in the papers before! When he was boinking his nanny they were in every—
I yank the earpiece from my ear and, with my brain all to myself, get back to shooting.
Like a streak of splattered ink, a black sedan screeches to a halt at the curb. Three little Jude look-alikes are swiftly plopped and cradled into the backseat by a stern-looking chauffeur.
Jude, making to get in the car, pauses for a moment. Do you have what you need?
he asks me politely, with his signature timbre.
The question sends an uncomfortable shiver up my spine, a knot forms in my stomach.
Oh, right—he’s talking about the pictures.
Marveling at how a voice trained for the Shakespearean stage can make even the simplest question seem fraught with significance, I reply, Yeah, thanks.
With that, Jude Law is gone. The black sedan has been swallowed up by the bustling avenues of Manhattan—just another black car, just another set of impenetrable tinted windows.
These frenzied encounters with celebrity often leave me, experienced as I am, with the feeling of having seen a ghost. When the adrenaline wanes, a tiny part of me still asks, Did I just see that? Did that really just happen?
When you think about it, it’s nothing but light, really, trickling into my camera. Now that I’ve gone digital there isn’t even a physical object being created. Instead, they’re these shifty little wisps, tightly knit groupings of electrons cleverly converted to an incomprehensible string of ones and zeroes. They’re no more real than ghosts. That is, until they’re put into magazines and newspapers. Until then, though, just like an ancient mystic or Dan Akroyd in Ghostbusters, the thrill is in chasing and capturing these elusive things. You have to admit, there is just a little bit of magic in what I do.
Phil, panting and sweating through his Are You Looking at My Shamrocks? T-shirt, screeches to a halt beside me. His skin, normally a grayish off-white sort of color, is a disconcerting shade of blazing, oily pink.
You didn’t even shoot the kids, did you?
he spits, swatting at the damp brown hair sticking to his brow.
I answer no by way of yelling, You broke into my signal?
Please, that piece-of-shit cell phone you’re using might as well be a baby monitor. I’m surprised you don’t pick up FM radio.
He adds, You didn’t shoot the kids, did you?
"No, I didn’t. Paparazzi and mercenary are not always synonymous, Phil," I say, infusing his name with as much venom as possible. Some of us have rules, and this just happens to be one of mine.
Well, that’s good for me. I’ll get ’em later,
he says, showing his yellow teeth. Phil takes a step toward me, so close I can smell the pastrami on rye that he had for lunch. I don’t get how you can be so ruthless, so goddamn good at the job sometimes, and then pull shit like this. You’ll never make it to the top of the game if you don’t stop being such a pussy. Just a tip, Price—those little diapers were filled with money.
Um, gross.
Though I have the sudden and overwhelming urge to shove Phil’s camera in one of his orifices, I simply shrug my shoulders and flash him a little smile. As intended, this compounds his aggravation. Phil’s cheeks become even pinker and more oily, he shakes his head at me and waddles off in a huff.
I admit this business is about chasing money. Like Phil, when I see a celebrity I also see the little dollar signs hovering above their heads. Jude Law alone—two dollar signs. Jude Law with his kids—three dollar signs. Jude Law with his kids and the nanny—five dollar signs. The difference between Phil and me, apart from the obvious, is that I weigh those dollar signs against my own standards. I work in a minefield of moral and ethical gray areas, but it’s still a business. It’s not personal. In my book, kids are personal.
Some of the paparazzi are awful, it’s true. They invade people’s privacy. They yell obscenities and insults to the people they photograph, chase and intentionally terrorize them. I don’t. There is a certain, very solid line I will not cross. I don’t buzz helicopters over weddings, I don’t dig through trash, I don’t trick people into getting angry and violent. I just take pictures. Fluffy, silly, harmless pictures of famous people doing everyday things.
And as for the kids, I think it’s important to remember that though the children of famous parents are born gnawing rather enormous silver spoons, they still put their onesies on two legs at a time like the rest of us. I think they deserve the same consideration as the children of nonfamous parents—the ones for whom an unsolicited snapshot will get you a one-way ticket to the clink, and a lifetime of registering your name on a special list. But hey, that’s just my opinion.
I plug the earpiece back in my