Snake Eyes
By Gaylord Dold
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Someone is maiming the horses of rancher Jules Reynard and Mitch Roberts is hired to put a stop to the mayhem. But the blind Reynard is also a nightclub owner with a dangerous and beautiful young wife.
Gaylord Dold is the author of fifteen works of fiction including the highly acclaimed private detective series featuring Mitch Roberts, a well as numerous contemporary crime thrillers. Many of his novels have been singled out for awards and praise by a number of critics and writer's organizations.
Snake Eyes is a recipient of the Best Paper Back Novel, Private Eye Writers of America.
Gaylord Dold
Gaylord Dold is the author of fifteen works of fiction including the highly acclaimed private detective series featuring Mitch Roberts, a well as numerous contemporary crime thrillers. Many of his novels have been singled out for awards and praise by a number of critics and writer's organizations. As one of the founders of Watermark Press, Dold edited and published a number of distinguished literary works, including the novel Leaving Las Vegas by John O'Brien, which was made into a movie starring Nicholas Cage and Elizabeth Shue. Dold lives on the prairie of southern Kansas.
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Snake Eyes - Gaylord Dold
SNAKE
EYES
Gaylord Dold
Premier Digital Publishing - Los Angeles
Fiction by Gaylord Dold
Crime Novels
The Nickel Jolt
Same Old Sun, Same Old Moon
The Swarming Stage
Storm 33 (Originally titled, The Last Man in Berlin)
Six White Horses
The Devil to Pay
Schedule Two
Bay of Sorrows
The Mitch Roberts Series
The Wichita Mysteries
Samedi’s Knapsack
The World Beat
Rude Boys
A Penny for the Old Guy
Disheveled City
Muscle and Blood
Bonepile
Cold Cash
Snake Eyes
Hot Summer, Cold Murder
Copyright © 1987 by Gaylord Dold
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This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents either are the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, events, or locales is entirely coincidental.
Library of Congress Catalog Card Number: 87-90849
MITCH ROBERTS, PRIVATE DETECTIVE
I hobbled to the kitchen, a black sky boiled like mud coffee. I made some oatmeal and drank orange juice. I set the alarm for six o'clock and took a nap. When I woke lightning creased the sky and there was sudden thunder. The sky shimmered from ghostly orange light. My head was dull as a cinder block but the double vision cleared.
I washed my face and stared at the scarecrow in the mirror. He looked something like me, except that he had bandages on his head and his eyes were ringed by blue-black bruises. He was smiley and a helpful sort of guy, but he had a mean streak and no ambition. I brushed his teeth and told him to be polite and not drink so much.
Mitch Roberts is one of the more likeable heroes who have taken up the gun and the plastic badge in recent years.
Loren Estleman
To Christy Anne with love
Contents
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Nine
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Eleven
Twelve
About the Author
ONE
The first Saturday of May mamboed into my musty office and sashayed around the place, curvy and luscious as Rita Hayworth in a terry robe. I put some coffee on the hotplate to perk, then reclined in my captain's chair to let Rita walk her milky hands through my hair. I'd been away from the office for more than a week, and it felt wonderful to close my eyes as the scent of lilac, sunshine, and fresh coffee shoved aside the winter smell of disuse. Outside, robins rhapsodized, a few Fords and Chevys tooted and chugged, and Rita slid a hand around my wallet. When I opened my eyes, I stared at a stack of bills and collection notices piled neatly on my desk. The bills and collection notices stared back. I poured myself a hot cup of coffee and started feeling not-so-wonderful.
I sat back in the blackoak chair and slid a fingernail under the flap of the gaudiest notice. Inside the envelope cringed a flimsy slip of onionskin bordered in black, accoutered with nice, red letters, demure as a dame along the Pigalle. FINAL NOTICE, it screamed. I folded the slip and shoved it back into its cheap envelope with the window on the side. I closed one eye and shuffled the deck of notices and peeked at the top letter. The top letter was another cheap envelope with a window. I riffled the deck and cut to another cheap envelope with a window. When you're thirty-seven years old and live all alone, you begin to think of two-stepping with collection notices as a segue to Social Security. I hurled the stack of notices to the back edge of my desk and unfurled the sports page. The Bums and the Yanks made me forget about Social Security.
Just then a voice boomed, It's a matter of life or death.
I looked through the wavering coffee steam and followed the sound of the voice to a velvety shadow hidden behind the gauze of the screen door. The velvety shadow merged finally into the oafish head and neck of Jake the barber. Jake owned a two-chair shop next door to my office.
Well, come on in,
I said. I hadn't seen Jake in a month, just the amount of time it had taken to grease the wheels of my latest squeaky murder case and unravel the bonds of a mucky trial at the county courthouse. The murder solved itself, as murders will, but the murder trial itself had evolved into a nasty evil cavern. In the end, a crusty, alcoholic D.A. had stumbled out of the cavern with a conviction in the buttonhole of his gabardine suit, saving my own noodle from the soup. It had meant weeks on the witness stand, a gun under the pillow at night. In the end, a bad guy went to prison for thirty years. By the time he got out we'd both be too old to make a fuss. In the meantime my pal Andy Lanham in Homicide still circled the house late at night, and I hadn't seen Jake.
Jake tossed aside the screen and staggered in, trailing a wake of cigar smoke. He wore a white barber's smock above plaid pants and white orthopedic shoes. The shoes were broken at the heels. His red face glistened with sweat and turmoil. I'm foiled,
he said sadly. I'm flat foiled.
Someone run off with your Nat Cole collection?
I asked.
Worse.
Leper take a bath with your wife?
Worse. Much, much worse.
Jake rubbed a meaty hand across his face, unlocked his knees, and fell straight down into a leather chair tipped against the wall. He focused his eyes and unholstered a pint of Overholt rye from his hip.
Jake and I went way, way back. We'd met five years before, when I was moving into my offices, deerstalker, magnifying glass, and all. We both toured the economic countryside sniping for rent payments, and we shared an interest in whiskey and baseball. Once in a while, we snuck out to fish for cats in a farm pond north of town. We were suitably philosophical and good-natured about misfortune. Each of us had killed Germans in the war and now dreamed about it at night. We talked a lot about baseball. We never talked about the war.
Jake proffered a glug of rye. I refused.
You been sober lately, I hear,
he said.
Couple or three weeks. The trial.
I hear there was some news about a gal with black hair, figure cute as a goldfish.
News travels fast in a town like this,
I said. I pushed a cigarette into my mouth and stoked. Jake smashed into the rye and grimaced as he swallowed, then ran a white arm of smock across his lips. There had been a black-haired gal, but there wasn't anymore.
What the hell is that like? Being sober, I mean,
he asked.
Rough.
I laughed. Rough as hell. I see things clearly. Fuzz on a woman's leg, warts, harelips. I wake up before eleven. I talk to the mailman, change the oil in the car. Senses too sharp.
I wanted to let the melodrama unfold in its own time, with its own internal force, the way the villain ties the heroine to the railroad tracks, the way the story unfolds every time. I smoked. Jake gulped the rye. In the rectangle of sky outside the screen door, a cobalt patch floated, one white cloud suspended in the patch. A green frieze of elm slanted into the cobalt patch. The green frieze danced in the breeze. Two cardinals played on silvered limbs of the elms, each bird chipping a staccato song into the wind. Time washed up on the sand.
Finally I said, Okay, Jake, spill it. What's so bad it has you by the Overholt on a beautiful Saturday morning?
My boys are going to college,
he said.
I nodded sympathetically. Jake relaxed. He possessed two sons, each a lopsided version of a rural lumberyard. They wrestled at East High, and I knew Jake wanted them to join the army like their old man had.
From his slouch, Jake dragged the Overholt to his mouth and sucked. You been gone,
he said. I found out a week ago about this college thing. I know I gotta have some extra money. See, I can't send two dopes to college on what a barber makes in a two-hole crapper. No sir.
I smoked. Jake sat back to tell his tale. Anyway, I find this ad in the newspaper. The state wants a barber to cut the hair of crazy people up in the state hospital. I figure this is going to be a way to make some easy money every Friday night. I check around, see. I gotta bid for the contract, so I get ahold of some guys I know down at the Moose Lodge and they tell me I can probably get the contract for forty cents a head. They got about two hundred crazies up there that need whacking every Friday. That ain't bad money for putting clippers to a wacko's head, right? I figure it'll take me about two minutes each. I'm up there a few hours and back home with the wife, no problem. So, I get the contract.
Jake shook free of the chair and stood in spiraling shafts of sunlight, touching a match to his wet, dead cigar, then chugging a dense smoke ring into Rita's lovely visage. Outside, a robin coughed. I listened and smoked.
Anyway, I drive to the hospital last night after I close the shop. A matron who looks like Bela Lugosi meets me and takes me into the basement of a redbrick bunker and there they are, two hundred crazies lined up like ducks. Bellowing and slobbering like ducks, too, they were.
It's only a haircut, right?
I said. My encouragement stumbled and fell into the gutter.
Yeah,
said Jake. We got pinheads, cretins, freaks, dwarfs. Old ladies acting like flies without wings. The matron sets me up with a cane chair and a bottle of alcohol. What's the alcohol for, I ask. The matron grins and buzzes away. I start shaving. The third pinhead down the line, I shave through a wart and the blood starts to fly. Dwarfs and pinheads and cretins screaming bloody murder. The old dames spin like dervishes and shout. Me, I grab the alcohol and splash it on the wart on the pinhead. Rest of the night I'm burring heads and throwing alcohol. Took me twelve hours to earn eighty bucks. Knock off ten bucks for gas, ten bucks for whiskey, ten bucks for two pairs of scissors someone stole, and two hours lost at the shop. Some deal.
How long does the contract last?
I asked.
Jake shoved the Overholt into the hip of his smock. He tossed me a wan smile. Two years,
he said. Two long years.
What happens if you don't show?
Not show up for the state contract?
Jake shook his head knowingly. State license board sneezes on me and I'm covered with snot.
In the parking lot outside a muffled rumble pushed itself through the breeze. What seemed to be a cream and beige Packard crunched the gravel and stopped. A shawl of dust drifted into the sun. Somewhere, a sweet motor churned like the Gulf Stream off Cornwall.
I gotta get back to the shop,
Jake said. He stood with his back to me.
You know, Mitch. The last guy had the state haircut contract was named Snively. I knew him. Had a shop down on Broadway. Couldn't ever figure what happened to the guy. I hadn't seen him at the lodge in a year.
Jake went to the screen door and stood, exhaling smoke into the clear, blue atmosphere. He puffed dramatically, then leaned his head against the mesh. That guy Snively. I saw him last night. I swear he was in line waiting for a shave.
Jake went out. He pushed his head against the screen again, his face a Halloween mush of disillusionment.
You believe this shit?
He laughed.
I settled back, thinking again about collection notices and black-haired women. A melodic creak of elm came in the spring breeze, then I heard, unmistakably, two thumps of very solid steel. Another velvety shadow appeared at the screen. This time the shadow was dark and narrow. Sunlight streamed around the shadow, lending form to the gestalt of an exclamation mark on a field of daisies. The door opened.
Yes?
I said. It was a formal yes, out of place as a showgirl at the senior prom.
Mr. Roberts?
You got it, pal. Come on in.
The exclamation point entered, wary and alert. The guy wasn't quite tall enough for oxygen at sea level, but he was tall. Everything about his form was trim and well-done, but there was nothing skinny about it. He wore a dark blue windbreaker and wool slacks. The slacks were expensive and held a crease that would have sliced sirloin. Half moons of sunlight danced diamond shapes on alligator shoes. The guy stared at a spot on the wall behind my left shoulder. I shrugged, trying to shake the stare away from the wall. The stare stayed put.
You sure you got the right place?
My office was no place for wool slacks and alligator shoes. If the guy belonged to the Packard, then he didn't know that Packards didn't slum.
You're Mitch Roberts, aren't you?
Yeah.
Then I've got the right place.
The guy stood. I sat. Then I saw the dog, motionless as malice aforethought. The dog didn't say anything, he just sat. One of the guy's thin hands held a leather circle. At the end of the circle a spike collar wound around the dog's neck. The dog was pure Doberman, brainy, sleek, and inscrutable. A brown wedge of fur melted from his chest into a sea of silky black, shiny as his master's alligator shoes. Two frozen eyes drilled from the dog's head into my throat. It was a short ride in the country, imagining several hundred sharp teeth tearing chunks of detective.
You've got me at a disadvantage,
I said. The guy gazed illogically. The dog did not.
I'm Jules Reynard,
he said.
His voice was all alto, calm and solid. Reynard stood unwavering as a taproot. He had square shoulders, a line of jaw shaped like a horseshoe. Beneath olive skin you could imagine fine, white bone. His hair was an ebony shell, gray at the ear. For the life of