Decorating Schemes (Deadly Décor Mysteries Book #2)
By Ginny Aiken
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But when another body is uncovered, it's clear that the death was no accident. What's worse, Dutch is implicated. Haley realizes it's up to her to help him prove his innocence. Can she clear him of the crime--and keep herself out of danger at the same time?
Immediately engaging and full of humor and heart, the second book in the Deadly Décor Mystery series continues the fun and excitement readers found in Design on a Crime. They'll be dying for more from this fun series!
Ginny Aiken
Former newspaper reporter Ginny Aiken discovered books at a very early age, writing her first novel at age fifteen. She is the author of the Silver Hills Trilogy, the Deadly Decor Mysteries, Priced to Move, and A Steal of a Deal. A frequent speaker at women's events and writers' conferences, Ginny and her husband have four sons and live in Pennsylvania.
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- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Haley Farrell has a great design business and auction house. She has been cleared of a crime she didn't do, and now she finds a dead girl on the patio of a home she has been hired to redecorate. Her infuriating contractor, Dutch Merrill, is considered a suspect in the crime. Haley sets out to discover who did it again. It was comedy mixed with tragedy and mystery. I have enjoyed reading the series.
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Decorating Schemes (Deadly Décor Mysteries Book #2) - Ginny Aiken
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Wilmont, Washington
Stripping is not the best way for a woman to earn her living. I mean, really. To start out with, the clothes you have to wear are nothing to write home about, and then look at what it does to your skin. All those caustic chemicals ruin your hands. At least I’m the kind who wouldn’t be caught dead at a nail salon; the cost of manicure upkeep would rival the federal deficit.
As an interior designer and new owner of a major auction house, I come in contact with more than my share of old pieces that need nips and tweaks if not complete face-lifts. For that, I have to rely on those nasty stripping compounds. And don’t even think about the all-natural or organic kind. They just don’t do the job as well or as fast.
That leads me to my other problem. No matter what kind of gloves I use or how fast I work, they always wind up melted before I finish the fix to the furniture’s finish. That’s what my newest pair had started to do when the phone rang in the workshop at the warehouse.
Norwalk & Farrell’s Auctions, Haley Farrell speaking.
Hi, Haley.
The fudgy voice was more than familiar. Before I could respond, Noreen Daventry continued. I hope I didn’t catch you at a bad time.
For my gooey gloves, and the phone, no time would be good. The gloves were done for, and I’d have to douse the receiver with stripper to rid it of the rubbery mess, then hope and pray that it too wouldn’t succumb to the chemical. But I couldn’t tell one of the richest women on the West Coast I was too busy to talk to her.
It’s never a bad time for a chat with you, Noreen.
That’s very kind, Haley.
A hint of humor underscored Noreen’s voice, a clear reminder that we know more about each other than either likes.
Since you’re in such a benevolent mood,
she went on, this should be a good time to ask you a favor.
Groan. Sure. What do you need?
I don’t need anything. But I do have friends whose home is in dire need of your talents.
Now she was playing my kind of tune. Really? What’s their problem?
Oh, no problem. Just a house that hasn’t been touched in the last... oh, I guess it must be fifteen years now. They’re newlyweds, and Dr. Marshall would like to offer his darling new bride the chance to make the house hers.
Dr. Marshall... do you mean Stewart Marshall, the plastic surgeon?
You know Stew, then.
No, but I do read newspapers.
Then you already know this job would be very lucrative for you. And I’ve raved about your work to Deedee, the new Mrs. Marshall. They’d like you to come over as soon as possible—this evening, even—to take a good look at their place and give them your expert opinion. They like what you did with my new home.
Noreen bought a white-elephant money pit almost a year ago at the first auction I ran after my inheritance cleared probate. I worked like a horse to finish the redesign in time for her to move in this spring. She’s been in the home a mere eight weeks now and has already hosted six social-column-worthy bashes.
I’m glad.
I checked every surface for paper and pen or pencil but found none. Besides, my hands were in no condition to touch anything. Tell you what. I... ah... have a minor mess to clear up here, and then I’ll call you back.
A throaty laugh flowed over the connection. Hope you’re not in trouble with the law again.
The nerve of the woman! I haven’t been in trouble with the law.
Never.
Not really.
They just jumped to judgment a few months back and thought I’d committed a crime that anyone with a shred of brain matter would know I never could have done. But I had to hold my tongue if I wanted to land the job—not a piece of cake for me.
Um... er... no. Nothing like that. I just need to take care of some ah... paperwork—
paper towels might do the job —to give the Marshalls my complete attention.
Another chuckle tested my patience, so I sent a quick prayer heavenward.
I’ll be waiting for your call, then,
Noreen said. Oh, and by the way. You might as well know ahead of time. The Marshalls decided to hire Dutch too.
This time I couldn’t keep the groan to myself.
Noreen laughed harder. That’s what I thought. I suppose I should warn Deedee that fireworks will be a daily thing when her general contractor and interior designer come face-to-face.
What could I say? Dutch Merrill and I don’t see eye to eye on much. Actually, we don’t see eye to eye on anything, as we discovered during the months we were forced to work together on Noreen’s remodel.
Well, I’ll admit his work at Noreen’s place was outstanding.
A tantrum wouldn’t do; I had to get a grip.
I had no choice but to play nice. You’re right. The Fourth of July has nothing on us. But we did do a good job on the Gerrity mansion. You haven’t stopped raving about your new home, and the Wilmont Historical Society feels that although we didn’t necessarily restore the mansion to its original glory, we didn’t hurt its architectural or historical integrity either.
You’ve a point there. Even if you did fight like cats and dogs the whole time, you and Dutch somehow worked a miracle. The house looks fabulous, you both came in under budget, and you even finished three weeks ahead of schedule.
She paused. Then, But you have to agree, your spats did add much-needed of comic relief to a dreary process.
Oh yeah. A woman always likes to hear she’s become entertainment fodder for the obscenely wealthy. Dignity, Haley. Shoot for dignity.
Don’t worry, Noreen. Dutch and I can work just as well for the Marshalls as we did for you. Now, if you don’t mind, I do have to get back to this mess—I mean, to the matter I have to clear up.
With still more of Noreen’s laughter ringing in my ear, I ran to the bathroom next to the office in the warehouse, scraped the mushy remains of rubber gloves off my hands, and made use of my favorite bank-busting but essential moisture cleanser. The thick, creamy lather soothed my itchy hands, and the lukewarm water felt like a balm.
Was I ready to face off against Dutch Merrill again?
His handsome image materialized in my head. Yeah, he’s a hunk, and he can fix a crumbled wall five hundred ways to Sunday, but his questionable reputation still cloaks him like green stuff does month-old leftovers. Then there’s that embarrassing moment we shared a year ago.
Aargh!
The mere memory of that humiliating episode made me squeeze the tube of super-duper megarich cream with a hair more oomph than necessary.
How long is it going to hover in the back of my mind, Lord?
As I wiped up goo and waited for a heavenly response, I spied my cowardly gray eyes in the mirror.
Bummer. Time to fess up. It’ll hover as long as I keep dredging it up, as long as I yank it back every time I dump it on God’s lap.
I glared at my image in the mirror. Hey, lady! Cut me some slack here. I’m still rusty at this faith thing, you know.
The whole faith thing isn’t as easy as I’d like it to be. Once upon a time, I was an innocent preacher’s kid who only heard and saw the good side of the world. Then, as a young adult, my world crashed down on me thanks to a brutal, godless thug.
Then the criminal justice system failed me, so I turned away from the God I believed also failed me. Now, after almost five years of hard-won partial healing, I know I have a ways to go before trust and faith become the easy default setting for my gun-shy gray matter again.
I turned from the mirror, hairbrush in hand. Since I am blessed with a mane of uncivilized hair, the frequent application of brush to locks is required. I yanked and muttered on my way to the desk, hoping my lecture sank in, if by no other means than through the pores on my stinging scalp.
Good grief, Haley Farrell.
Maybe the lecture would give my attitude a healthy adjustment. "You’re an interior designer with an insanely successful auction house on the side, not a bottom-sucking catfish. You have a job to do, and your job description does not include mental muck dredging—"
Dredging, Miss Haley?
Aack!
I jumped about a mile in the air. Ozzie! You scared the stuffing out of me. You done already? When’d you get back?
My partner, the meek, mild, and mousy Ozzie Krieger, stood in the open doorway to the office, the usual frown on his basset-hound face. He’d gone to appraise an estate early this morning, and I hadn’t expected him back until midafternoon.
Ozzie’s wrinkles deepened. Already? It took me hours to count, identify, and catalog all those Lladros, Hummels, Dresden lace figurines, and even more unsigned shepherds and shepherdesses of questionable pedigree. It’s precisely 4:30 according to my pocket watch.
It’s 4:30?
Where had the time gone? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! Gotta run. I’m supposed to set up an appointment with a potential new client for later this evening, and I can’t show up in these awful rags.
Ozzie took a good look and wrinkled his nose—the one part of his face not otherwise creased. Yes, indeed, miss, you do look a fright.
No matter how much I beg, wheedle, or nag, Ozzie refuses to call me by my first name. I’m the majority partner in the business and therefore, in his fuddy-duddy, Victorian mind, require formal address. I’ll never get used to it, but I try not to object anymore.
Gee, thanks. I really needed confirmation.
Just speaking the truth, miss, as I vowed I’d do when we signed the documents.
Ozzie has a blot or two in his past. When I offered him the partnership, he refused an equal share. He agreed to a 40 percent stake but insisted our lawyer add verbiage as to his commitment to honesty at all times; in all matters, in every way, form or fashion; beyond a shadow of a doubt; forever and ever; till death do us part—you get the picture.
Yeah, okay. I know how you value honesty, and I appreciate it. But I have to run. I’d love to land this job, even though I’ll have to work with Dutch again.
Ozzie donned a knowing smile.
I squirmed.
You two do charge the air with more power than a badly wired lamp,
he said. But you also make a lovely couple indeed.
Couple! You’re nuts, Ozzie. The guy’s a menace, and I only put up with him because I wanted Noreen’s job. And I want to do the Marshalls’ house now. They already hired him, so I’m stuck working with the... the... oh, you know what a pain he is.
Ozzie’s droopy features lit up with more animation than I’d ever seen on him. I don’t know, Miss Haley. There is much to be said for that certain effervescence between a man and a woman—
I clapped my hands over my ears. No way! I won’t listen to one more word. Gotta go.
With that, I ran out to the parking lot, jumped into my trusty Honda Civic, looped the handless gizmo for my cell phone over my head, and pulled out into the street in front of the warehouse. Thankfully, the traffic was light.
A quick call to Noreen gained me the phone number and directions to the Marshall home. Another short call set up a meeting with Deedee Marshall for the evening. But when my new potential client mentioned that Dutch would meet us there, the memory of my indignity returned with a vengeance.
I didn’t want to come face-to-face with him—ever.
I stopped at a red light. As I waited dread grew to elephantine proportions. I really, really didn’t want to see Dutch Merrill again. But as the old Rolling Stones song says, you can’t always get what you want.
Aargh!
I smacked my forehead against the steering wheel. The man was something else. The last time that song came to mind was back when he was sure I’d murdered Marge Norwalk and he wanted me jailed.
I wanted nothing to do with Dutch. But I wouldn’t get what I wanted, at least not when it came to him. And I wanted the Marshall job.
The light turned green, traffic remained light, and I made it home in record time. At the Wilmont River Church’s manse, I ran up the porch steps, gave Midas, my demanding golden retriever, his obligatory ear scratch, scooped clean clothes from closet and drawers, and flew to the shower. But once I found myself under the soothing, warm spray, my reluctance grew.
One way or another I would have to get over my Dutch phobia. I couldn’t handle the gargantuan task on my own, but I knew God alone could move mountains, create worlds, heal hearts. Surely he could... oh, I don’t know... maybe he could turn Dutch into a golden retriever of a man.
You know, friendly, always happy, quick to cooperate, eager to please.
I stepped out of the shower, and Midas, the real deal, stood at the door to my room. His fluffy golden tail thwacked either side of the door frame, his goofy grin spanned from ear to ear, and his beggar’s brown eyes beseeched, invited me to play, conveyed his certainty that I was the best thing since faux-finish glaze in five-gallon cans.
A vision of Dutch’s face popped in between Midas’s long, wavy-haired ears, and I laughed. Okay. The idiotic image went a long way to ease my dread. The next time the forceful, opinionated, argumentative, stubborn, good-looking contractor gave me a hard time, all I had to do was click back to this image, and my perspective on whatever grief he was dishing would improve.
I snagged my portfolio, where I keep a ring of paint-color chips, a wide assortment of sample fabrics, a few pieces of wood with different stains, and catalogs from my favorite to-the-trades furniture manufacturers, then hurried out only to have to dash back inside for my camera and hundred-foot-long tape measure. Can’t do much without those.
Then I drove to the Marshalls’ ritzy address. Massive brick columns flanked open wrought-iron gates. Since the gates hung ajar, and Deedee Marshall knew I was on my way, I went right on through. After what seemed like a miles-long drive up the side of the hill, I spotted the house. Three stories of redbrick Georgian formality loomed at the end of the circular white gravel drive.
I pulled to a stop in the small, rectangular parking spot to the right of the mansion. Awestruck, I gathered my paraphernalia and headed to the house.
Black double doors wore identical brass knockers polished not so long ago—no fingerprints marred the rich gleam. Before I used one, the right-side door opened to reveal a tall, slender blonde in head-to-toe pink silk. She was maybe thirty—no less than twenty years younger than Dr. Marshall—and wore a welcoming smile with all the pink.
You must be Haley,
she said, her voice a soft and breathy echo of Marilyn Monroe. I’m Deedee. Come on in.
When she stepped aside, I caught my first glimpse of exquisite antique mahogany, gleaming marble, a vast gilded Victorian mirror that must have cost more than the land the manse and church sit on, and the most exquisite old Turkish Oushak rug I’ve ever seen.
I don’t understand.
I turned another circle in the cavernous foyer. You don’t need my help. This is the most beautiful place I’ve ever seen.
Deedee wrinkled her nose. Stew’s ex was into antiques, but I don’t like them. I like contemporary styles. And I, like, can’t stand these serious colors.
Okay.
Wait till my nemesis heard Deedee’s description of this magnificence. Dutch and I nearly came to verbal blows when he thought I harbored evil intentions for a Carrara marble fireplace mantel in Noreen’s new mansion.
So tell me, Deedee. Where would you like me to start? I have my camera, and I’d like some pictures to start to put together a design concept for you.
Oh, that’s so cool! Let me show you the back patio.
She trotted off down the center hallway, and I followed, practically drooling at the beauty I recorded with my camera along the way—these were for me. I fought to keep my attention on the trophy wife’s words.
Stew and I want to knock down the back wall of the kitchen and dinette area so we can put full-length windows in its place.
Deedee stepped into the large kitchen with 1980s décor, then pointed to the farm-style door a bit left of center. My digital camera did its thing.
Then, with a twist of her delicate, acrylic-nailed, pink-manicured hand, Deedee turned the doorknob. Let’s go outside so you can see our killer view—
Her blood-curdling shriek put an end to her words.
The Marshalls have a killer view, all right. But the killer view had nothing to do with the girl who lay sprawled in the middle of said patio’s concrete floor, her body’s lower half drenched in bright red blood.
I screamed too.
What is it with big old mansions, dead bodies, and me?
When my throat hurt too much for even one more scream and my body shook too hard to stay upright, I leaned against the brick wall of the Marshall home.
A kaleidoscope of images clicked through my mind. About a year ago, I walked out of another Puget Sound–area mansion and found my mentor’s corpse under a monstrous rhododendron. Today’s bloody body didn’t have even a shrub to provide it a decent shroud, but the pool of blood looked the same. It had the same sick, sweet stench, and its life was just as gone as Marge’s had been last year. It brought back horrible memories.
Don’t ask how I knew the girl was dead even from a distance of fifteen feet. I can’t put it into words, but trust me. Once you see someone who died a wretched, bloody death, you can never forget it.
And that brought me back to my original question. Why did I have to find yet another corpse at yet another huge, expensive house I was about to redesign?
Then the stupidity of my thoughts hit me. I can only blame it on shock. None of that mattered. Someone had died, and something had to be done about it.
A male spit out an expletive. The familiar voice brought me around. What are you—
"You again?"
Yeah, Dutch Merrill. It’s me again. The Marshalls told Noreen they wanted me to redesign their home. I came to meet Deedee, she brought me out here, and this is what I found. Want to make something of it?
No. I want to call the cops.
I closed my eyes and sagged against the wall again, camera still in hand, portfolio at my feet. Please do.
My voice shook; all of me did. We just walked out here seconds ago. I was too stunned to do more than scream.
When he didn’t come back at me with some smart dig, I cracked an eyelid and saw his expression soften. He pulled out his cell phone, hit a button—gotta wonder about a guy with the PD on speed dial—then gave a terse, urgent description of our situation.
I stayed propped against the wall for what felt like a lifetime. I felt too shaky to attempt any movement. How could I move, think, come up with a design plan for