Normally, This Would be Cause for Concern: Tales of Calamity and Unrelenting Awkwardness
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Best known for playing Topanga Lawrence on Boy Meets World, Danielle Fishel was the quintessential girl-next-door for seven years as she joined 10 million viewers in their living rooms every Friday from 1993 to 2000. The real Danielle is just as entertaining and down-to-earth as the character she portrayed on her hit show. But life even for a successful actress can be messy, from disastrous auditions to dating mishaps and awkward red carpet moments.
Normally, This Would Be Cause for Concern is a fun romp through Danielle’s own imperfections. It’s a book for anyone who, like Danielle, has ever tripped and fallen down a flight of stairs in a room full of people, had a romantic moment with a significant other ruined by gas, or taken a Halloween photo without realizing there was a huge chunk of strawberry in their teeth. Here is the real, imperfect Danielle, who knows that a good sense of humor and a positive attitude makes life so much more enjoyable. Even when you’ve just face-planted in front of Ben Affleck.
Danielle Fishel
Danielle Fishel is an actress and TV host best known as America’s first television crush, Topanga Lawrence, from the hit 1990s sitcom Boy Meets World and the eagerly anticipated spin-off, Girl Meets World.
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11 ratings2 reviews
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Love this book and Danielle, as well. Great work to everyone involved!!
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5As a fan of Danielle from BMW and now GMW, I was super psyched to read this book. I follow her on Twitter (even tweeted with her!) and I really like her.
This book is really easy to read and very enjoyable. Danielle is funny, honest, self effacing, and has some great stories from showbiz and her private life.
I'd recommend this book to anyone who knows her from tv and would like to get to know her better.
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Normally, This Would be Cause for Concern - Danielle Fishel
CHAPTER 1
WILL ACT FOR SHOES
Aside from a certain segment of A-list actors, most of us who act professionally don’t have much, if any, control over what we work on and when we work on it. Considering that Type A Personality
should be my middle name, this makes me crazy in the head.
Auditioning for a role you really want can be awful. You only have a few minutes in the room to show what you’re capable of, and you might only have a couple of hours to prepare for it. You audition for a thousand more roles than you’ll ever actually book, so there is a ton of rejection, and it isn’t always about your performance. Is your hair color right? Is your weight right? Are you the right height? Can you walk and chew gum at the same time?
The problem is, you have no idea what the casting director, director, or producers are looking for, so you just have to walk in naked (figuratively; I don’t suggest actually going in naked, but if you do, please let me know so I can laugh my ass off ) and hope they love you.
Sometimes auditions are the opposite of what I’ve just described. The show or movie is fantastic, the casting director is incredibly kind, and you feel great about what you’re doing. I wish I could say that’s how my Boy Meets World (BMW ) audition went when I auditioned for the role of Topanga. But it wasn’t.
I started acting at ten, because when I was in elementary school there was a tall, gorgeous girl who was a year or two older than I was whom I really looked up to. That’s not just a short-person joke; I actually wanted to be like her. She came to school one day and told me she had just signed with an agent and was going to be a model. She told me I could be a model, too.
That was all I needed to know.
Mom,
I said when she picked me up from school, I want to be a model.
She asked why, and I told her it was because Heather, the aforementioned tall, gorgeous girl at my school, was going to be a model. My extremely kind, warmhearted, and supportive mother explained to me that you have to be taller than four feet to be considered as a model in any capacity. I had been hoping that endless enthusiasm for posing in front of every camera I came across since the age of two would make up for my being vertically challenged, but . . . no. Hmmm. I hadn’t anticipated a hang-up in my career path this early on.
I went to school the next day and told Heather the bad news.
I started my nonexistent modeling career at two years old.
Ugh, my mom said that I’m too short to be a model,
I lamented.
Oh!
Heather said. My agent is also going to put me on TV, and I don’t think you need to be tall to be on TV.
She was right. You don’t have to be tall to be on TV, and that was going to be my new goal. Forget the fact that starting a career in the entertainment industry is next to impossible, or that we lived fifty miles from Los Angeles, or that I didn’t know the first thing about acting. I was going to make this happen.
Truthfully, my parents didn’t want me to be an actor. They had only heard horror stories about former child stars, and I had to beg them for a year to let me get an agent and start auditioning. They only relented because they figured I would probably get bored with auditioning before I would ever be lucky enough to book a job and make the almost inevitable downward spiral that plagues young Hollywood. Ha! Wrong. Well, at least half wrong. Maybe my spiral is coming and my crazy just hasn’t kicked in yet. I still have time to ruin everything!
By age twelve, I had been acting for almost two years. I had done several commercials and a couple of guest spots on TV shows. None of these jobs required a whole lot of acting, because they were parts where I was just a slightly exaggerated form of my own naturally perky, carefree personality at that age. And then I got the call for an audition for a new show called Boy Meets World. The name of the episode was Cory’s Alternative Friends.
The role I was auditioning for was Topanga. She was a young flower child
who was quirky and could possibly end up being a recurring character. I went in for the audition and read the lines exactly the way twelve-year-old Danielle would have said them. I spoke fast, with too much energy, and guess what? I didn’t get the part.
The next day, I got called in to audition for the same show, even the same episode, but for a different character. This role was much smaller and, much like my other roles, didn’t require much acting. I got that one! Yippee!
I showed up to work and realized that my part was in the same episode as the role of Topanga. This was pretty cool, because I got to see how the girl who got the job acted the part out. They obviously liked her, so maybe I could learn something from her.
First of all, this girl was incredibly sweet. She was also very talented. The role was meant for someone who could talk very slowly and still be funny. She seemed to know how to do that. I watched her work with our director the whole first day. Even though I had been in acting classes before, this was like my first real lesson. It changed my life.
I remember David Trainer, our exceptionally gifted director for the first two seasons, giving her notes on how to improve her performance. She seemed to have trouble there. He’d give her a note telling her to change something, and she’d do it the exact same way again. I felt like a little kid in a classroom; I wanted to raise my hand and say, Can I try?
Even at twelve, I knew that was unprofessional, so I kept my mouth shut.
On set the next day, she wasn’t there. They had let her go, and the executive producer, Michael Jacobs, needed to find a new girl to play Topanga. To this day, I don’t know why Michael gave me another opportunity to audition for Topanga, although I suspect it was because it was easier than having to do a whole new casting call, but he did. It was down to me and another girl, Marla Sokoloff, who was also doing a guest spot on the episode.
I knew this was my chance to show everyone how much I had learned about acting since they saw me last. I had to shine. I had to be Topanga.
Marla went in first. When she came out of her audition, the casting director was gushing over her. Please, give me every possible number where I can find you tonight in case we need to get hold of you,
is what the casting director said to Marla’s mom. I felt like I was already at a disadvantage.
I went in for my audition. When I was done, the casting director said, Thanks, Danielle.
That was it. Just Thanks, Danielle.
No begging for phone numbers. Nada.
My mom and I walked to the car, and I started sobbing. I told her there was no way I got the part and I wanted it so badly. She was very comforting and tried to remind me that we didn’t know anything for sure yet.
What we did know for sure was that we needed to call my dad. He was expecting us home hours earlier and was anxious to hear how my second day on the job had gone. This was 1993 and long before the convenience of small cell phones you could carry around in your pocket or purse. But my mom had a pager, which is hilarious to me now, because if someone has a pager today, I automatically assume they deal drugs. My mom might drive seventy miles per hour in a sixty-five-mph zone, and one time she did call a man a jerk head
for honking at her, but she has never sold drugs.
She also had a car phone.
When I asked my mom to describe the details of the phone for me so I could include them in this story, she said, It was a phone that never had good service, cost a million dollars per minute to use, and was massive.
Basically, she had Zack Morris’s phone from Saved by the Bell.
My dad had been paging my mom for the last few hours, wondering where we were. The minute we were in the car, we called him.
My mom was driving and wanted to be safe, so she handed me the phone, and I started to tell my dad about the events of the day. I don’t remember the exact words of the conversation, but I know he asked me to repeat myself several times. Partly because of the bad car-phone service and partly because I hadn’t stopped crying.
And then it happened. My dad got another call and put me on hold. He came back and said, Some woman named Sally Stiner just called and said that you should come back to work tomorrow as Topanga? What does that mean?
I started screaming. Sally Stiner was the casting director. I started bouncing up and down—seat belt on, of course, safety first—and yelled, I got Topanga!
My mom started screaming, and my poor dad still had no idea what was going on. I finally calmed down and told him the whole story.
The next day, I went back to work with my new role. I worked hard all day and thought I was nailing it. And then we had a run-through.
A run-through is exactly what it sounds like. You run through
the episode of the show you’ve been rehearsing for the last couple of days. It’s basically a full performance of that week’s show for all the producers, writers, and network executives. It gives everyone a chance to see what’s really working in the episode and where changes need to be made. When the run-through is complete, all the actors sit together in front of all the writers and get notes on what was good and what, well, wasn’t so good.
I was incredibly nervous during my first run-through as Topanga. I knew Michael had high expectations for all his actors, and I wasn’t going to be any different. But I felt pretty darn good about how I had performed. How bad could it be, really?
On BMW, we did our notes session in the Matthews family’s living room. I can remember exactly where I was sitting when Michael started off the notes session with me. Danielle,
he said, there were a few things you did really well today, but overall, you are way off from where I want you to be. I have so many notes for you that I’m not going to make everyone else sit here while I give them to you. We’ll be here all night. I’ll speak with you privately after we’re done here.
Then I had to sit for what felt like hours, listening to everyone else get minor notes about small adjustments they needed to make with their performances. I only had this job because they had already fired the first girl. Was I going to get fired? Marla was still on set and playing the same role she’d had from the beginning. They could easily decide that they had made a mistake and give the role of Topanga to her. As quickly as the opportunity came to me, it could be taken away just as fast. I was a ball of nervous energy, and it was a miracle that I didn’t pee my pants while sitting there.
When the notes session was over, Michael pulled my mom and me into the Matthews family’s kitchen. We sat down and went over every single line I had in the script. Michael told me exactly what he wanted from me. It was surprisingly different from what I had been doing, but I knew I could handle it. Michael ended the conversation by telling me that I had one more day to get this right . . . and if I didn’t, they’d have to recast the role. I wanted to cry.
My mom and I went home and got right to work on the script. My mom read my lines with me and gave me notes on what Michael wanted. We did this until four A.M., when my mom and I eventually passed out. When we woke up, my mom said, You can do this, Danielle.
I wasn’t quite as confident.
We drove to the set, and I worked all day with the director. He seemed pleased with the adjustments I had made, but all I really cared about was getting positive feedback from Michael. Unfortunately, I had to wait all day for another run-through to see if my changes were worthy of that.
The run-through came and went, and once again, I felt pretty good about what I had done. This time, however, I was painfully aware that I had felt the same way the day before, when I was told my whole performance needed to change if I wanted to keep my job.
Michael started the notes session off with me again. My heart stopped beating regularly, and my palms got sweaty. Danielle, yesterday I gave you an enormous amount of notes. I did that because I believed you were capable of handling them,
he said in front of all the writers and producers and my fellow actors. Then he stood up. I panicked. Was he going to fire me, slam his script on the ground, and storm out of there? However, with your performance today, you exceeded my expectations,
he concluded. He started clapping, and all the writers stood up and clapped next to him. Michael wasn’t going to fire me. He believed in me. He gave me a freaking standing ovation.
To this day, I’ve never felt such a rush of emotion. I was so happy I wanted to jump for joy. I had been included in this family of talented people and had earned the right to be there with my hard work and the hard work of my mom, who not only believed in me but helped me and encouraged me.
As you know, Topanga did become a recurring character for seasons one and two and eventually became a series regular, present in every episode. When people ask me what my favorite episode of BMW is, my answer is always Cory’s Alternative Friends,
because it was such a roller coaster of emotion for