There Are Tittles in This Title: The Weird World of Words
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Did you know that 'Almost' is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order? Or that 'Stewardesses' is the longest word you can type solely with your left hand? Or that fireflies aren't flies, they're beetles?
From information about words and their uses, useful lists of things you never knew had names, palindromes, famous lines from literature and film, to bizarre test answers and much, much more, There Are Tittles in This Title is bursting with truly oddball facts about words and language - and will have you hooked from the very first page.
Mitchell Symons
Mitchell Symons is the author of Why Girls Can't Throw, as well as This Book, That Book, and The Other Book. The creator of dozens of crossword, trivia, and humor books, Symons is a columnist for London's Sunday Express.
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- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Fun little book about all things wordy and alphabetical that's a mixture of the pedestrian (palindromes and acronyms), the bizarre (United Arab Emirates is the longest country name with alternating vowels and consonants), and the hilarious (the phrase Hobson's choice resulted from a stingy horse dealer who forced buyers to take only the horse next to the wall and gave them no say in the matter - hence Hobson's choice). Its a great book to read cover to cover (will only take an hour, tops) or dip into for your own amusement and/or education (did you know Hull City is the only British football club whose letters cannot be filled in with pencil?) If you like words, if you like unusual and weird facts, or if you just like learning utterly useless things, you will love this little book.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5A wonderfully fun read, I loved every page of this and laughed out loud throughout!
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There Are Tittles in This Title - Mitchell Symons
Introduction
I had so much fun compiling Numberland, a book devoted to number-related trivia, that I decided to do the same for words. I wanted to call it Wordworld, (a bit of) a pun on Numberland, but my publisher, Louise Dixon, suggested There Are Tittles in This Title. Once she explained to me what a tittle was (a dot above the ‘i’), I was all for it. The truth is, even after some sixty-odd books (the books weren’t odd – well, not ALL of them – but the figure is approximate and therefore ‘odd’), I’m useless at titles – except for other people’s books where I’m surprisingly inventive. Just can’t do it for myself.
So much for the title. The book itself was pure joy to compile. Among the many things I learned, my absolute favourite was an obsolete English word – scurryfunge – which means a hasty tidying of the house between the time you see a neighbour and the time she knocks on the door. What’s not to like? I hope you have as much fun reading this as I did writing it.
Now for some acknowledgements:
I’d like to thank my wonderful publisher Louise Dixon, with whom I’ve worked for some twenty years without ever having a cross word (which must be some kind of record). My editor, Gabriella Nemeth, has done a fine job of turning the sow’s ear I sent her into the silk purse you have before you. My thanks also to Emily Banyard for her amazing PR work. A big word of praise too for the illustrator, Andrew Pinder, and the designers, Claire Cater and Kay Hayden.
In addition, I’d also like to thank the following people for their help, contributions and/or support: Gilly Adams, Jenny Garrison, Nicholas Ridge, Charlie Symons, Jack Symons, Louise Symons, Penny Symons, David Thomas, Martin Townsend, Clair Woodward and Rob Woolley.
Mitchell Symons
2014
The Names of Things You Didn’t Know Had Names
Adelaster: meaning ‘unknown star’ in Greek, this is the name given to newly discovered plants awaiting classification by botanists
Aglet: the plastic covering on the end of a shoelace
Aphthongs: silent letters in words such as ‘know’ and ‘psychology’
Armsate: the hole in a shirt or a jumper through which you put your hand and arm
Bonnet: the cap on a fire hydrant
Brannock device: the metal instrument used in shoe shops to measure feet
Brassard: a band worn around the arm
Buccula: a person’s double chin
Chanking: food that’s spat out
Columella: the bottom part of the nose that separates the nostrils
Contrail: the thin line of cloud that forms behind an aircraft at high altitudes
Diastema: a gap between the front teeth
Drupelets: the bumps on raspberries
Epithalamium: a poem written to celebrate a wedding
Eyes: the holes in Swiss cheese
Ferrule: the metal band on the top of a pencil that holds the eraser in place
F-hole: the S-shaped opening in a violin
Fillip: the technical term for snapping your fingers
Gambrinous: the state of being full of beer
Griffonage: illegible handwriting
Gruntle: a pig’s snout
Harp: the metal hoop a lampshade sits on
IDEO locator: the ‘you are here’ arrow on a map
Jiffy: 1/100th of a second
Keeper: the loop on a belt that holds the end in place after it has passed through the buckle
Lalochezia: the use of swearing to relieve stress or pain
Lemniscate: the infinity symbol
Lunt: a puff of smoke, such as that produced when someone smokes a pipe
Lunula: the white tip of the finger and toenail (because the end of the nail is rounded like the moon)
Minimus: the little finger or toe
Mucophagy: the consumption of the nasal mucus obtained from nose-picking
Nemophilia: the love of spending time in forests
Nittles: the punctuation marks designed to denote swear words in comics
Obdormition: when an arm or a leg goes to ‘sleep’ as a result of numbness caused by pressure on a nerve
Octothorpe: the ‘pound’ key (#)
Ophyron: the space between your eyebrows
Pandiculation: the act of stretching and yawning
Peen: on a hammer, the end opposite the striking face
Pips: the little bumps on the surface of a table tennis bat
Porcelator: the little hole in the sink that lets water drain out instead of flowing over the side
Purlicue: the space between the extended thumb and index finger
Rasceta: the creases on the inside of your wrist
Rowel: the revolving star on the back of a cowboy’s spurs
Saddle: the rounded part on the top of a book of matches
Sillage: the faint trace of perfume left in the wake of a passing person
Snarge: the remains of birds hit by aeroplanes in flight
Tines: the prongs on forks
Tittle: the dot above the letter ‘i’
Toque: a chef’s tall hat
Tragus: the little lump of flesh just in front of the ear canal
Truck: the ball on top of a flagpole
Ullage: the word for empty space between the bottle top and the liquid
Vamp: the upper front part of a shoe
Vibrissae: a cat’s whiskers
Walla: a sound engineer’s term for room noise
Zarf: a holder for a cup or a mug without handles
There is no single word for the back of the knee
A Word to the Wise 1
Did you know . . .
Stewardesses is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.
The only fifteen-letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable.
Hull City is the only British league football team that hasn’t got any letters you can fill in with a pencil.
If you mouth the word colourful to someone, it looks like you are saying, I love you.
Knightsbridge is the place with the most consonants in a row.
Just 1,000 words make up ninety per cent of all writing.
No word in the English language rhymes with orange, silver or month.
Dreamt is the only English word that ends in the letters mt
Queue is the only word in the English language to be pronounced the same way even if the last four letters are removed.
Zenith, tariff, sherbet, algebra, carafe, syrup, cotton, mattress and alcohol are all derived from Arabic.
Almost is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.
Appeases, arraigning, hotshots, signings and teammate all have letters which occur twice and only twice.
The syllable -ough can be pronounced nine different ways – as evidenced by the following sentence: ‘A rough, dough-faced, thoughtful ploughman emerged from a slough to walk through the streets of Scarborough, coughing and hiccoughing.’
The sentence He believed Caesar could see people seizing the seas contains seven different spellings of the ‘ee’ sound.
Fun with Words
Words that are rarely used in the singular:
Words that are rarely used in the positive: