The Thing I Didn't Know I Didn't Know
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"I guess this was what they meant by a loss of innocence. Who knew?"
Russel Middlebrook is twenty-three years old, gay, and living in trendy Seattle, but life isn't keeping up with the hype. Most of his friends have a direction in life—either ruthlessly pursuing their careers or passionately embracing their own aimlessness. But Russel is stuck in place. All he knows is that crappy jobs, horrible dates, and pointless hook-ups just aren't cutting it anymore.
What's the secret? What does everyone else know that he doesn't?
Enter Kevin, Russel's perfect high school boyfriend. Could rekindling an old flame be the thing Russel needs to get his life back on track? Or maybe the answer lies in a new friend, an eccentric screenwriter named Vernie Rose, who seems plenty wise. Or what the hell? Maybe Russel will find some answers by joining his best friend Gunnar's crazy search for the legendary Bigfoot!
One way or another, Russel is determined to learn the all-important secret to life, even if it's a thing he doesn't even know he doesn't know.
Author Brent Hartinger first made a splash writing books for teens. The Thing I Didn't Know I Didn't Know, Hartinger's first book for older readers, is just as much of a page-turner as his earlier works, with plenty of his trademark irreverent humor. But now his books have grown up along with his readers, exploring the issues of new adults, especially the complicated matter of love and sex.
Praise for Brent Hartinger
"Hits the narrative sweet spot."
- NPR's All Things Considered
"Downright refreshing."
- USA Today
“The Thing I Didn't Know I Didn't Know is a superb read! Hartinger nails the voice of a character right on the precipice of adulthood, a young man who feels lost amid a Seattle landscape full of adults who have it all figured out, peers who seem to have either unstoppable career drive or passionate aimlessness. It’s fun, moving, and real. Read it!”
– Bill Konigsberg, award-winning author of Openly Straight and Out of the Pocket
“Brent Hartinger ushers irrepressible fan favorite Russel Middlebrook into the next phase of his life with trademark wit and heart. Readers who have grown up with Russel will welcome this latest chapter in his always entertaining and frequently moving misadventures, while those meeting him for the first time will quickly find themselves with a new best friend.”
– Michael Thomas Ford, author of Last Summer and Full Circle
“The Thing I Didn’t Know I Didn’t Know is a real page turner and I laughed, I gasped, I cheered for Russel, and everything in between as I read it. Brent hits the nail on the head when describing adulthood for the new generation: how we have dreams, fears, and are lost.”
– Sensible Reason Magazine
”Russel Middlebrook is an extremely engaging character, and I positively adored him.... For as little as Russel seems to think is going on in his life, he certainly kept me captivated with his story.”
– Swept Away by Romance
“A success — and hopefully the first of many books of its genre.”
– Gay City News
Brent Hartinger is an author, teacher, playwright, and screenwriter. Geography Club, the book in which Russel Middlebrook first appears (as a teenager), is also a successful stage play and a feature film co-starring Scott Bakula.
In 1990, Brent helped found one of the world's first gay teen support groups, in his hometown of Tacoma, Washington. In 2005, he co-founded the entertainment website AfterElton.com, which was sold to MTV/Viacom in 2006. He now lives in Seattle with his husband, Michael Jensen.
Brent Hartinger
Brent Hartinger is the author of many books for teenagers, including Geography Club, The Last Chance Texaco, and Grand & Humble. He lives near Seattle but once lived and worked as a screenwriter in Hollywood, which may have had something to do with Dreamquest, his first for younger readers.
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Readers find this title enjoyable and likeable, with great dialogue and a confident writing style. While some plot turns were predictable and one character felt like a stock character, overall readers appreciate the fresh and exciting new direction of the series. The book has made an undeniable impact on readers' lives, sparking a newfound love for reading. They wish the next books in the series were available as well.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5At first, it was weird to read a Russel Middlebrook book with him being 23 years old and the plot located in a whole another city but it eventually turned out to be a good thing. Finding out about Russel's new lifestyle (app hook-ups, houseboat and jobs) has been really exciting and fresh and many pop culture references (Glee, Dan Savage)... I LOVED IT! These series have made an undeniable impact on my life. I've never been a huge fan of reading but since watching Geography Club on Netflix one week ago... it has completely changed. I have now read 5 Russel Middlebrook books and I wish the next ones were available here too...
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5I’ve read all of Hartinger’s prior books in the Russel Middlebrook series (though it’s been a long time since I’ve been a young adult!) and did enjoy most of them—especially Geography Club and The Order of the Poison Oak. In this book, Russel is now living in Seattle (with his two best friends Min and Gunnar) and taking on adult responsibility and—of course—looking for love.
Things don’t go smoothly for Russel and his friends—if they did it wouldn’t be much of a book—but you can’t help but like them even when they make dumb choices.
Hartinger’s writes great dialogue and has a confident writing style that’s always enjoyable to read. I can’t quite give this 5 stars as occasionally the plot turns were a little obvious and the character of Vernie (an older woman who befriends Russel) seemed more of stock character than a real person. But overall this is a good book and am looking forward to reading the next in the series! - Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5love it
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5[Disclaimer: I received a copy of this title from the publisher via NetGalley in exchange for an honest review.]
Russel Middlebrook is in his early twenties, living in Seattle with his two best friends from high school, and trying to figure out what to do with his life. Splitting his time between two jobs, neither of which he really enjoys, he feels a bit aimless. Everyone else seems to have figured out what they want from life, and while Russel knows he wants more than just random hookups and jobs that don't leave him fulfilled, he doesn't know how to solve his problem. After he saves the life of Vernie Rose while working as a lifeguard and she becomes a fast friend, Russel starts to see things differently. And when his high school romance, Kevin Land, shows up, Russle begins to center in on exactly what he wants.
I read and enjoyed the first series of Russel Middlebrook books. I found them meaningful and I enjoyed experiencing the development of Russel as a character. Although we've jumped ahead a few years with this installment, it's clear that this book is still in keeping with the style of the previous series and it seems part of the same world.
The story itself here is very engaging. It moves at a good pace (for the most part) and the overall story arc flows well. Russel's friends Gunnar and Min seem a bit more subdued here than in previous books, but that made sense to me as Russel is obviously more focused on himself in this book than he was in the earlier series.
I did find myself cringing just a bit at the reappearance of Kevin. While I definitely enjoy and understand a good second-chance-at-love (or in this case I think it's something like fourth-chance-at-love) story, it was just slightly disappointing to find Russel's life suddenly revolving around this same guy once again. I would have liked to see Russel develop some sort of meaningful connection with someone else to remind him that he, in fact, can do so (Otto was mentioned VERY briefly here with no real context--even just acknowledging that relationship would possibly have helped, I think).
That said, I do look forward to what Russel's big move brings for him in the next installment... - Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5This was one book I was looking forward to - I have known Russel since the first book, hence his return was welcome.The problem with a book that skipped a few years of Russel's years was that it felt incomplete to begin with. What actually happened between Russel and Kevin? The narration was supposed to help but it felt more like a quick glance on the issues between them. Fans of Russel and Kevin were expected to accept the current situations they were in, without much detail.I was expecting to read more about Russel and Kevin. However, it was disappointing to hear bits of Kevin here and there. And for the rest of the book, it was more like we had to deal with a 'lost' Russel. Kinda a downer to think that the lead of the book, who was gay, would be portrayed as someone 'lost'.This book was missing the Kevin's part. I wanted to know what happened - between him, Russel and Colin but the book concentrated too much on Min and Gunnar, whom I was getting tired of. What the heck were they doing in the book?
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The Thing I Didn't Know I Didn't Know - Brent Hartinger
The Thing I Didn't Know I Didn't Know
Copyright © 2015 Brent Hartinger
Smashwords Edition
For Michael Jensen
And for everyone in the twenties
Spoiler alert! Life all works out in the end
CHAPTER ONE
So I was officially lost. And it was well after dark in a bad part of town.
Is it okay to say that—a bad
part of town? Because I know there are people who are sensitive to that kind of talk. But the fact is, the garbage cans were overflowing, and the air smelled of beer, piss, and, well, trash from the garbage cans. The Korean grocery on my right was the kind that seals up with a big metal grate, so tight that you can't tell if they're permanently out of business or just closed for the night. In front of me, something black darted across the sidewalk—either a small cat or a huge rat. A minute earlier, there'd been cars passing by, but suddenly the street next to the sidewalk was empty.
Screw it, I'm making an actual value judgment: this was a part of Seattle I did not want to be in. How far had I walked, anyway? Was I even on the right street? Somehow I'd become disoriented in the dark.
Halfway down the block, I passed an alley. There was someone just inside, not five feet away, staring out at me. He was wearing a hoodie, so I couldn't see his face, but I could tell he was young, maybe a teenager. I jerked back, surprised, but the guy stayed where he was, like an actor in a haunted house who'd been given specific instructions about exactly how far he could go.
Whachu lookin' for?
he said.
Huh?
I said, even as I realized he was talking about drugs. Nothing. A friend.
I hurried forward, but that's when I discovered the first guy hadn't been alone, that the street wasn't as deserted as I'd thought. There were two guys sitting on the stoop in a recessed doorway across the street, their faces somehow perfectly obscured by the shadows. And the blinds moved in the window of an apartment above—someone was looking down at me, but the face was hidden behind reflections in the glass.
They were watching me, all these figures in the dark. But one way or another, I couldn't make out any of their faces. Why was this street so dark anyway? Had someone shot out the streetlights?
My name is Russel Middlebrook, and I'm twenty-three years old. And if this all reads like privileged middle class white boy goes into the city at night and gets freaked out by all the poor people
, well, yeah, there's probably some truth to that. But that still doesn't mean it wasn't scary.
Back in high school, whenever I was in an uncomfortable situation, I had this habit of imagining that things were much worse than they were. So if, say, I was anxious in the locker room after gym class, worried that someone would call me a fag, I'd imagine I was a soldier on some bombed-out battlefield, lost behind enemy lines. Or if I was being hassled by jocks in the hallway, I'd imagine the whole school burning down around me. Looking back, I can see this must have been some sort of coping mechanism. It demystified the situation, reminded me that things could be a lot worse than they already were. Or maybe I was unconsciously trying to knock myself out of whatever funk I was in by making an ironic joke.
But I can't remember the last time I did that. I'm not sure why I stopped. Maybe it was because things now are usually already plenty scary, like here, on this depressing street in a bad part of town. (On the other hand, let's not romanticize the past too much, shall we? The high school locker room after gym class could be pretty fucking treacherous.)
A pigeon fluttered somewhere nearby. And I smelled something even fouler than before—hopefully a dead bird or dog, not a human corpse rotting away behind the broken windows of some forgotten basement.
I could still go back the way I'd come—the bus stop was only a couple of blocks back. But I'd already come this far. I figured I might as well see it through. So I walked onward, faster than before.
I reached the intersection at last, where there were streetlights and street signs again. I wasn't as lost as I'd thought. I could even see the address of the apartment building I was looking for. It was a grand old structure made of stone, like a monument to some dead president. But it'd be a president no one cared about anymore, because the stone was drab, and the windows were cluttered with knickknacks and awkwardly balanced air conditioners.
I crossed the street, trudged up the steps, and buzzed one of the apartments.
Yeah?
said a voice from the speaker.
It's me,
I said. Russel.
I'll be right down.
Was the buzzer broken, or did he want to see me before actually letting me in? I didn't know, but I waited a minute or so until a figure trotted down the marble steps inside.
The light in the lobby was dim, so I couldn't get a good look at his face. He was wearing black running shorts and a green t-shirt. His skin was dark, olive—Latino or maybe Italian. And he didn't look much taller than I was, but he was broader, more solid. He walked with a confidence I couldn't even fake.
He stepped into the light just inside the door, and I could make out a face at last—the close-cropped hair, the pointed sideburns, the impossibly dark eyes. He was definitely handsome, even better-looking than his picture.
I let myself relax. But I didn't relax too much. There was still the actual matter of why I was meeting this guy in the first place—what came next. Even now, he was staring out at me like I was a fresh plump salmon on ice at the Pike Place Market.
Finally, he gave me a hungry smile and pushed the door open for me. I guess I'd passed the salmon inspection.
I'm Boston,
he said, and I nodded. That was the name of the guy I'd come to meet. This way,
he said, and he turned and led me back to the stairs.
Okay, so this is embarrassing. If you haven't figured it out by now, this was a hook-up. As in, for sex. An hour or so earlier, I'd been at home in my bedroom, chatting with this guy on this dating app. And before too long, he'd typed, U lookn?
And I hadn't said no. I mean, aren't we all looking for something? Peace, love, and understanding at least? I definitely was. But at that particular moment, even if I hadn't really wanted to admit it to myself, what I'd been looking for was sex. Simple, uncomplicated sex. Which isn't to say I'd done stuff like this very often before. Just two other times.
But one text had led to another, and he'd asked me if I wanted to come over to his place. It wasn't until I'd reached his neighborhood that I realized what that part of the city was like at night.
His apartment was small, one bedroom, and it smelled like dust and old kitchen grease. But at least the furniture was from Ikea, not Goodwill. The lights were off, but he'd left the TV on with the sound down low. It was some motocross show—the images flickered fast, almost like a strobe light.
The second the front door was closed, Boston stepped closer, facing me, standing with his feet wide apart. Then he leaned in, kissing me hard. I'd definitely passed the Pike Place Market inspection. But in fairness to Boston, I was kissing him back just as hard, which meant he'd passed my own salmon inspection. He tasted young and fresh and alive, the opposite of the smells on the street below, or even the apartment itself. There was a hint of something sweet—cola.
And then my hands were on him, fumbling, eager. He was a stone monument too, almost as hard as the apartment building, but alive, warm, pulsing under my fingers, covered with a layer of fine black hair. His hands were on me too, but not fumbling—his touch was as confident as his stride had been. We'd only exchanged a handful of words—and if you include the words we'd traded on that dating app, most of his had been misspelled. And yet here we were, alone, lips pressed together, teeth knocking, tongues touching, and fingers slipping past buttons and zippers and elastic, on a desperate, frenzied search to find, release, and explore whatever was sweaty and throbbing underneath.
* * *
An hour later, I was back home again, in the houseboat on Lake Union that I share with my friends Gunnar and Min.
Yeah, I live in Seattle on a houseboat. I know that's like saying, I live in Ireland in a castle.
Or, I live in Alaska in an igloo.
Living in a houseboat is just so Seattle
. To judge by the movies, you'd think we all live in houseboats. But the truth is there are only about five hundred of them on the whole lake. Which is a lot of houseboats compared to other cities, but still. And of course they're really expensive.
So how am I able to afford it at age twenty-three? It's actually my friend Gunnar's boat. When Gunnar was a senior in high school, he created this iPhone app called Singing Dog. It emits this high-pitched frequency that people (mostly) can't hear, but dogs can, causing them to bark out the tune of I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy
(sort of). The app doesn't work with every dog, but it works often enough that it went viral, and Gunnar ended up making something like nine hundred and fifty thousand dollars. In Gunnar's defense, he went to college anyway, and even applied himself. But mid-way through school, he took about four hundred thousand dollars and bought the houseboat, which is on the east side of Lake Union, halfway between school and downtown.
YOLO and all that, right?
On one hand, it was hard not to be jealous. After buying the houseboat, and taxes, and even student loans, he still had about two hundred thousand dollars left. Which means he didn't have to get a job, at least for the time being. On the other hand, he immediately invited my friend Min and me to live with him. He wouldn't even have charged us rent except that Min had insisted (and yes, I'd wanted to strangle her, even if I'd known she was right, that we'd be taking advantage of him otherwise). But at four hundred dollars a month, it's still a very sweet deal.
The houseboat isn't big, but it does have three bedrooms (although mine is more of a sleeping loft) and a really cool roof-top deck. It also has a small front room, which is where I found Gunnar and Min. They weren't ignoring each other exactly, but they were both on their tablets. That's the thing about living in a houseboat: As cool and Seattle
as it all is, you end up spending a lot of time breathing down your roommates' necks.
Hey, there,
I said. Every now and then, the boat rocks a little on the water, or something sloshes, and it's exactly as romantic as you'd think.
Oh, hey,
Min said. Where'd you go?
Min is small and Asian, but she has a big presence. Being with her is like eating in a restaurant with someone like Zooey Deschanel—you're always aware she's there and what she's doing. And she didn't sound like my mom just then, but that's the way it felt, given what I'd been doing with Boston.
Nowhere,
I said. Then, realizing I needed some kind of lie, I added, I met a friend. Over on Capitol Hill.
I don't know why I wasn't honest with Min and Gunnar about hooking up with guys. Min is bisexual and so far to the left that we once got into an argument over whether it's even possible for a homeless person to be an asshole. Gunnar's straight, but he's the second least judgmental person I know (after Min). And I'd told them both that I'd hooked up with guys before. But only in theory—something I'd done in the distant, abstract past. They didn't know I'd done it lately, three or four times anyway. And it felt especially weird now, coming home right afterwards, having them wonder who I was with and what I'd done.
What friend?
Min said, looking up.
Huh?
I said.
That you met?
Oh. This guy from work.
Could I have possibly told a less convincing lie? Now I was desperate to change the subject. What're you guys up to?
The truth is, I was embarrassed. I don't think hook-ups are wrong exactly, but they don't feel quite right either. It's like opening a bag of Chips Ahoy! and only having a couple, and feeling good about your incredible willpower, but then spending the rest of the day passing through the kitchen and helping yourself to another cookie each time. I'd never thought of myself as the kind of guy who would do hook-ups. But you do it once, and you realize how easy it is, and it becomes kind of addictive. And before you know it, you've eaten the whole bag.
So I guess I did feel guilty. In high school, I'd helped start my school's first GSA, and it had been a really big deal. After that, I'd watched all the gay-themed episodes of Glee, usually with tears streaming down my face (I'd been fully aware at the time what a clunky, horribly-written show it was, but it didn't really matter, because the subject matter was obviously so revolutionary for television). Meanwhile, the rest of the LGBT community was working their butts off for marriage equality—coming out to friends and family, protesting, writing articles and making videos, talking to voters and politicians. Actors like Neil Patrick Harris and Zachary Quinto and Jesse Tyler Ferguson—and Ellen, don't forget Ellen—were risking their whole careers to come out, not knowing how people would react.
And then the weirdest thing in the world happened. People just...changed their minds about gay people. It was almost overnight. And by now, in 2014, everyone who wasn't a crazy Christian nutbag totally agreed with us (and was also now acting like they'd always agreed with us, like we LGBT folks were sort of stupid for acting like it was a big deal in the first place, which was actually rather annoying). The point is, we achieved one of the biggest, fastest, most sweeping social changes in, like, the history of the world.
And for what? All so I could take a fumbling, frenzied roll on a dusty Ikea futon with some guy I'd never even met before? There had to be more to it all than that. Didn't there? So what the hell was the answer?
Particle astrophysics,
Min said. She was answering my question from before about what she was doing. Which sounds a thousand times more interesting than it is.
Min is smart—really smart. She finished her undergrad in two and a half years (with credits from high school) and was now well on her way to her PhD (in physics).
Gunnar looked up from his tablet. "Did you know that every single time they do a deep sea dive into the area below the photic zone, they discover dozens of new species? Dozens. Every single time!"
If Min is this huge presence in any room, Gunnar is the kind of guy who tends to blend in. He reminds me of actors who play the postman in TV commercials. He's the sort of person who gets better-looking the longer you know him.
And you know how some deep-sea animals grow to gigantic sizes?
Gunnar said. Giant crabs, giant squid, giant stingrays? No one knows why. Isn't that fantastic? Science still hasn't explained it!
In other words, Gunnar seems perfectly average, but only until he opens his mouth. He has this tendency to get obsessed about strange things. Once back in high school, he'd started growing mushrooms in the crawlspace of his house, but not hallucinogenic ones like a typical high school kid. No, Gunnar had been obsessed with the normal edible ones, like shiitakes and morels and chanterelles. Remember when I said that Gunnar didn't have to work? This was basically what he did all day instead of a job: just sort of geek out on things he found interesting. But he never stayed obsessed about any one thing for long. After he'd made all that money with his Singing Dog app, I'd practically had to beg him to do a follow-up app for Christmas, Singing Dog: Jingle Bells (alas, it tanked). Once he was done with one obsession, he simply moved on to the next one, which, lately, had been deep-sea creatures
—those animals (and plants?) that live in the area of the ocean below where light reaches.
As long as I've been friends with Gunnar, people have said that he's off in his own little world, which is absolutely true, except I think this is a good thing while everyone else is totally judging him.
Oh, hey, I forgot to tell you guys,
Min said. Guess what I heard?
What?
I said.
The she-demons are moving.
This was what we called these two little old ladies who lived across the dock from us—they were sisters. Our falling out with them had started innocently enough. A year or so earlier, I'd made the mistake of shaking out a rug outside our houseboat, right after the two of them had just stained a deck chair. One of them had made a noise that, I swear, sounded like an animal dying.
I'd apologized—profusely. I'd even offered to buy them an entirely new deck chair. But it had all gone downhill from there anyway. Soon they were accusing us of stealing their hanging fuchsia, and complaining about the fact that our hose wasn't coiled right. Now every time we passed by their boat, we could feel them glaring at us—and sometimes you could even hear them softly muttering obscenities (no, seriously). The two of them were off in their own little