An Assortment of Funny Quotes, Funny Life Quotes and Funny Sex Quotes
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This Ebook is geared toward older individuals. Therefore, we thought it to be appropriate to include the author‘s names. Due to space limitations we have included as many as possible. They are: Albert Einstein, Aldous Huxley, Aristotle, Arthur C. Clarke, Benjamin Disraeli, Benjamin Franklin, Bertrand Russell, Bette Davis, Bette Midler, Bill Gates, Billy Crystal, Bob Hope, Cardinal Francis Spellman, Carl Sandburg, Charles Caleb Colton, Charles M. Schulz, David Brent, Dorothy Parker, Drew Carey, Duke of Wellington/Elbert Hubbard, Eleanor Roosevelt, Elton John, Frank Sinatra, George Bernard Shaw, George Burns, George W. Bush, Germaine Greer, Gore Vidal, Groucho Marx/Henny Youngman, Henry David Thoreau, Henry J. Tillman, Hermione Gingold, Homer Simpson, Honore de Balzac, Isaac Asimov/Jack Benny, Jack Handey, Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis, Janis Joplin, Jim Carrey, Jim Rohn, Joan Rivers, John Barrymore, John F. Kennedy, Jonathan Swift, Julio Iglesias/Kate Beckinsale, Kathleen Morris/Lao-Tzu, Lilly Tomlin, Linda Ronstadt, Lisa Simpson,
Lord Chesterfield, Lucille Ball, Mae West, Mahatma Gandhi, Marilyn Monroe, Mark Russell, Mark Twain, Maurice Chevalier, Maurice Sendak, Milton Berle, Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf/Noel Coward/Oliver Goldsmith, Oprah Winfrey, Oscar Wilde/Peter De Vries, Peter Sellers, Phyllis Diller, Quentin Crisp/R. D. Laing, Redd Foxx, Richard Nixon, Rita Rudner, Robert Heinlein, Robert Mitchum, Rodney Dangerfield, Ronald Reagan, Saint Augustine, Salvador Dali, Samuel Beckett, Samuel Johnson, Sid Vicious, Sophia Loren, Spike Milligan, St. Augustine, Steve Jobs, Steve Martin, Sting, Tallulah Bankhead, Truman Capote/Victor Borge, Vince Lombardi, Voltaire/W. B. Yeats, W. C. Fields, Will Rogers, William S. Burroughs, William Shakespeare, Winston Churchill, Woody Allen and Zsa Zsa Gabor.
Thomas J. Strang
Tom is semi-retired from the accounting profession where he worked for 30 years as a bookkooper, auditor, accounting manager and assistant controller. He currently operates his own accounting, bookkeeping and tax service. He is currently married to Jennifer. He has 2 children Michael and Gracie. Michael is a computer technician and Gracie is a dental assistant. He has always loved books and collecting quotes for many, many years. He tries to live by them since they provide motivation and inspiration.
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An Assortment of Funny Quotes, Funny Life Quotes and Funny Sex Quotes - Thomas J. Strang
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An Assortment of Funny Quotes, Funny Life Quotes and Funny Sex Quotes
By Thomas J. Strang
Published by Thomas J. Strang at Smashwords
Copyright 2014 Thomas J. Strang
Smashword Edition, License Notes
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999 Quotes for Everyday Living [Part 3 1999 to 2998]
999 Quotes for Everyday Living [Part 4 2999 to 3998]
999 Quotes for Everyday Living [Part 5 3999 to 4998]
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Famous Political Quotations
A Collection of Historical Quotations
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600 Motivational and Inspirational Quotations
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A Collection of Quotes (275) That Make You Think
A Collection of Quotes about Life, Living, Kindness and Integrity
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Biography:
I thought it would be appropriate to include a biography. I have always loved quotations and have tried to live by them. This, of course, includes The Bible as well. We live in a world where so many bad things happen, I would prefer to uplift people rather than tear them down Anyway, I am a veteran of the accounting and computer professions. My father told me to enter it many years ago and you will never be out of work. He was right! He also said, The U.S. economy is rapidly becoming a service economy where products will be made somewhere else.
This was a man with a 6th grade education who worked for United States Steel Corporation for 42 years. He was an auto mechanic, plumber and carpenter. He could handle just about anything mechanical. Well, after 30 years in the professions I decided to open my own practice. Sounds easy! Just remember, you have to be willing to work 80 hours a week for yourself so you won’t have to work 40 hours a week for someone else. I have been married for 15 years to Jennifer. We have 2 children, Michael and Gracie. Michael is a computer technician and Gracie is a dental assistant. All proceeds from the sale of this book will go to help the poor. This will help people get back on their feet again. More to follow.
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