Over Here
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‘It’s coming up to twenty-four hours since the boy stepped down from the big passenger liner – it must be, he reckons foggily – because morning has come around once more with the awful irrevocability of time destined to lead nowhere in this worrying new situation. His temporary minder on board – last spotted heading for the bar some while before the lumbering process of docking got underway – seems to have vanished for good. Where does that leave him now? All on his own in a new country: that’s where it leaves him. He is just nine years old.’
An eloquently written novel tracing the social transformations of a century where possibilities were opened up by two world wars that saw millions of men move around the world to fight, and mass migration to the new worlds of Canada and Australia by tens of thousands of people looking for a better life.
Through the eyes of three generations of women, the tragic life story of the nine year old boy on Liverpool docks is brought to life in saddeningly evocative prose.
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Over Here - Jane Taylor
Over Here
Jane Taylor
ThunderPoint Publishing Limited
First Published in Great Britain in 2014 by
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Copyright © Jane Taylor 2014
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This book is a work of fiction.
Names, places, characters and locations are used fictitiously and any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental and a product of the authors creativity.
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OVER HERE
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‘It’s coming up to twenty-four hours since the boy stepped down from the big passenger liner – it must be, he reckons foggily – because morning has come around once more with the awful irrevocability of time destined to lead nowhere in this worrying new situation. His temporary minder on board – last spotted heading for the bar some while before the lumbering process of docking got underway – seems to have vanished for good. Where does that leave him now? All on his own in a new country: that’s where it leaves him. He is just nine years old.’
An eloquently written novel tracing the social transformations of a century where possibilities were opened up by two world wars that saw millions of men move around the world to fight, and mass migration to the new worlds of Canada and Australia by tens of thousands of people looking for a better life.
Through the eyes of three generations of women, the tragic life story of the nine year old boy on Liverpool docks is brought to life in saddeningly evocative prose.
Table of Contents
Title Page
Acknowledgements
Dedication
DISEMBARKATION
TREACHEROUS CURRENTS
THE RATTLE OF ANCHORS
FULL STEAM AHEAD
ALL AT SEA
LANDLOCKED
MOORINGS
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Acknowledgements
Above all, I am deeply grateful to my family who have never failed to offer me their loving support and belief in my work. There are friends, too, to thank, especially Barrie Selwyn, Julia Newton, Helen Davis and Martin Conboy, whose ready listening, good humour and encouragement remain a constant beacon.
I remember with gratitude those at UEA whose original guidance helped me to understand and develop my writing, particularly John Cook, my supervisor when I was working towards a doctorate in creative and critical writing. The quality of our discussions back then never failed to ignite in me the excitement of pursuing new ideas and possibilities, contributing surely to the eventual writing of Over Here.
Seonaid at ThunderPoint Publishing has been a most tenacious and sensitive editor, and I would like to thank Huw at ThunderPoint as well for his care in producing Over Here.
‘Dangerous Trades’ by John Murray, 1902, was a revealing source for laundry practices in the early 20th century. Dr Oates at the Local History Centre in Ealing gave me a flavour of what life was like in Acton and Ealing at the beginning of the 20th century. Important leads were provided by East Kent Archives Centre regarding the First World War. The Canadian War Brides Bureau yielded a mine of information about migrating war brides. The Cunard and Canadian Pacific Lines, amongst others, are well chronicled on the Internet, and some picaresque passenger anecdotes made me think about the vagaries and excitement of ocean going travel in its heyday. The rest, as they say, is history.
For Tiffany and Toby with love
DISEMBARKATION
1
Liverpool, England, December 1921
‘RUN!’
Such urgency pierces the boy to the core, alerting him to take off immediately in blind obedience to a command which, for all he knows, might be an echo of his own voice from within or that of a supernatural ally, also internal. In a state of terror, not for one instant does he pause to wonder where it comes from as he darts past a legless beggar scavenging nearby, whose jagged curse follows him across the rubble in that lately strike-riven city, its dying rattle only serving to amplify the trouble he is in.
It’s coming up to twenty-four hours since the boy stepped down from the big passenger liner – it must be, he reckons foggily – because morning has come around once more with the awful irrevocability of time destined to lead nowhere in this worrying new situation. His temporary minder on board – last spotted heading for the bar some while before the lumbering process of docking got underway – seems to have vanished for good. Where does that leave him now? All on his own in a new country: that’s where it leaves him. He is just nine years old.
Was it only yesterday that groups of disembarking passengers were purposefully eddying past him as he cowered on the quayside? He exhaled hot air from his lungs into the chapped cup of his hands and stamped his feet in an effort to staunch the perishing cold. At first, all he wanted was to blend in – not to be regarded as odd or questionable, which he rather feared he was. To the boy, all those fortunate people speeding onwards seemed to have destination
stamped on their foreheads which emphasised his own plight all the more and caused him to feel awkward and conspicuous.
In the beginning of it, he was embarrassed about his solitary state. Soon enough it began to trouble him.
Gripping a small bag (his only belonging) that first morning, he squatted down on his heels to prepare for the humdrum business of watching and waiting, wearing the same knee-length short trousers, crumpled woollen jacket, cap and boots he had on at the start of his journey from Canada six days earlier. Someone will come, he reminded himself, several times over. He had been given to understand that an aunt would be there to meet him. He had never met her and didn’t know what she looked like, all of which persuaded him to keep a discreet watch for anyone who might appear to be looking for him.
No-one came.
The coarse bark of a ship’s horn soon enough turned into a personal accusation (‘what are you doing in this place, then, eh?’) and he longed to hide from its blast. So he cast his eyes downward, right down to where the great ship’s bowels touched the dirty water and discarded fuel filmed it with a rainbow of multi-coloured wrinkles. It couldn’t help but strike him that this was where all the unwanted stuff takes refuge, stale and forgotten. He watched bundles of jetsam stroking the side of the ship each time a passing tug deposited its diminishing energy towards the jetty, sending up a draft of mouldy breath in the form of a deep sigh, seemingly in response to his own, both destined to become indistinguishable from all the other strange airs in this frightful place.
Darkness descended abruptly and with a sense of alternating menace and futility that first night. It was getting on for Christmas and a wintry crispness starched the sour smelling mist settling on the city. From time to time he caught the squeal of a gangplank being retracted, the mourning wail of a ship’s siren out in the bay, or the wiry rasp of the last of the day’s freight being set down some way off. He hugged himself, as if by doing so he would be able to squeeze some warmth into his body. Despite his worries, he allowed himself to drift into a series of brief, fitful dozes.
He was woken early the following morning by the dark, bulbous shape of a policeman shaking his shoulder. ‘Who are you, boy? What are you doing here? There’s no more big ships coming in today, if that’s what you’ve come to watch. You’d better clear off home.’
‘Yes, mister,’ he replied instantaneously, and swiftly hobbled off. He felt sore. A perishing hunger gnawed at his innards. When he spotted some men squatting in the rubble nearby he approached them in the hope of food. That’s when he was first attacked.
On the run and in blind haste to avoid coming to the attention of any more policemen who may be out patrolling the docks, as well as sundry potential assailants (it doesn’t strike him as a friendly place, not at all), he loses his footing on a stony mound and something sharp pierces his left thigh. He pauses long enough to gather his breath and give the gash a prod, testing it. For a moment or two he is transfixed by the sight of carmine liquid leaking out of his leg – his own blood! – depositing a series of fresh gouts which create instant stains on a broken paving stone. Brushing himself down and readjusting the ripped and by now dusty arm of his jacket, he tries once more to make sense of it, only to find his thoughts diving into a pit of confusion.
Reduced to performing spurts of directionless running and furtive attempts to be invisible during the course of a long, long day – day two of his arrival at this foreign port – he is learning very quickly to keep on the move, rationing his pauses in answer to the degree of pain in his bad leg, and maintaining his bearings by making sure the sea remains always in sight. In due course, when the afternoon starts to turn on its axis, he is surprised to realise that this immediate terrain has become a known place to him, in a strange sort of way – being the only one he currently knows.
Hours pass in this way.
Following a day and a half with no food he is so famished that his stomach is gripped by cramps while his mind begins to stray. By now, he is convinced that he must have done a very great wrong to merit being so adrift and that someone must have deemed him unworthy of a lighter sentence this time: a beating, for example. Aw, brother, he would willingly deal with a beating right now if there was food at the end of it. That he would.
Just as the weak light of late afternoon renders most of his landmarks less clearly delineated, a new phase of this miserable existence comes upon him, giving him a strong sense that he is being spied upon. Closing his eyes in a desperate attempt to ward off this next threat (‘what you don’t see won’t harm you’ is his rickety reasoning) he turns his attention to what his thoughts configure as a row of sniggering, mischievous wraiths lined up behind him – determined, it seems, to make him the butt of some cruel cosmic joke by jeering at him with icy titters for cutting such a ridiculous figure. How he wishes he knew what sin has been committed to cause such a falling out with them all, all of his persecutors – if he could only work out who they might be. It doesn’t take too long before she floats across his mind, yet he can’t bring himself to entertain a suspicion that she may indeed be one of those who mean him ill. He initiates a deliberate scribbling in his brain to take care of her, for the time being. In such a powerless state, it’s the best he can manage.
At the fading of the light on this, the second day of his arrival – early, because it is getting close to the shortest day of the year now – he watches a few gas lights sparking up in some tenements nearby. Oh, how he would like to put his hands round the glass bowl of one of them, just as he had done – when? At this point, memory simply refuses to supply any coherent answers at all.
He is stirred by the sound of an organ from a nearby church as it layers velvet chords on the murky air of the city. He listens to it intently from his latest temporary refuge – a shop doorway – against which its rumbling sweet sound shudders along wooden shutters, to be transformed into a soft blanket tossed around his shoulders, embracing him with a passing waft of ancient kindness.
Coming across a dilapidated railway arch, he makes out half a dozen men crouching inside. One or two of them are wearing worn out pieces of uniform. This doesn’t surprise him at all since he is aware that it is only three years since the Great War ended. He spots the fact that they have built a mean fire out of discarded newspapers and a broken crate.
They have bread.
He asks for a piece. He can’t help himself – the words just come out.
He receives a cuff for his impertinence and several of the men make a lunge for him, just as the other lot had done, as though his very existence causes them offence – as though his very being is enough to put them in a horrible temper. One of them grinds out a terrifying ‘gurn!’ and comes so close that his spittle lands on the boy’s jacket.
Run! It seems there is to be no beginning and no end to it.
TREACHEROUS CURRENTS
2
Acton, west London, 1909
Kate Fitch, one-time laundress, is presently confined to a narrow, scratchy, stale smelling bed in a dormitory catering for forty sick people in the Infirmary for the Poor in west London these days. Here, her fellow inmates are prone to letting out a spontaneous groan from time to time, as if to remind themselves of their own existence.
Visitors to that place are rare.
Losing herself in the gentle breathing of a roughly strung up and none-too-clean curtain by the open window next to her bed, she drifts into an incomplete and increasingly abstract reverie about something which has lately floated out of her life entirely: family. As her own beloved family recedes, it’s as though the idea of it is gaining enough room to surface in its stead. It is soothing, in this respect, for Kate to picture the idea of a perfect family in association with the trawler men’s nets in Portsmouth, where she’d once lived, spread out on a wide beach beneath the frenzied applause of the ever-present seagulls. Yes, in her delirium family
comes to resemble for a moment or two a hardy fishing net spread out to dry above the high water mark, stretched out in readiness for the well-defined job of participating in the day about to bloom, each knotted square connected to its neighbour in such pleasing symmetry. And mine, she can’t help thinking, is but an untidy fragment of such a rig, shredded to pieces. This brings on an overwhelming and wholly futile sense of regret which settles heavily across her bed. For Kate Fitch is a mother in name only now, with no way of redeeming her current failure to sustain her three young daughters when they come drifting in and out of the limited orbit of her mind. What is family to people like me, she wonders passively? What can it be when it has lost the ability to draw itself in clear, straight lines of succession on the sand, like those nets?
Maudlin thoughts never used to trouble her. But they make her wistful nowadays.
After all, what chance is there of her daughters staying together? She begins to compose a message in her mind that she knows will never be conveyed: My little darlings: you brave Violet, you sharp Lil, you sweet little Mary Ellen ... for Kate Fitch is not a bad mother. In fact, she possesses qualities that would surely qualify her as one of the better sort, possessing an innate compassion and a generosity of spirit which moves her to put others first as a rule, despite her circumstances, coupled with a sustaining sense of humour and a will to work in order to provide for the four of them, with little in the way of complaining. If only she could shift herself and regain some authority over her life. But since her centre has collapsed, along with her lungs, it is all but impossible to sustain these fruitless meanderings.
A sailor’s wife in better times, her thoughts eventually come to rest on other cherished memories of Portsmouth. Nothing of consequence: just pale and rather enticing images of naval frigates slipping anchor on moonless nights until they turn into vague shadows against the opaque blackness of the ocean, with little to distinguish them but the sense of their substance out there as they slowly vanish altogether.
At this late stage of her shortish life Kate knows for certain that she’ll never see the sea again. And yet it seems that her memory will not let go of Portsmouth Sound, that inscrutable, muscle-bound expanse of salty water whose sole purpose, as she recalls, is to be the backdrop for a complex and extensive metropolis of rigging associated with the docks. The sea. It is out there. And there, it seems, it must remain – for Kate Fitch, anyway.
It was on several ships based at Portsmouth that her husband, Jack Fitch, served as an ordinary seaman, and when she was 18-years-old there was nothing more thrilling than being pregnant with her first child and standing on a jetty with the other women, a legitimate member of the crowd, banging her gloved hands together to keep the circulation going while they passed the hours observing the achingly slow progress of one of the ships preparing to cast off, heading for somewhere in the Empire – vessels which at their moorings often appeared stunted by the enormous permanence of the jetty itself, that witness to the eternal hope of return. Wives, young and old, turned out whatever the weather when there was a sailing, becoming gradually subdued at the thought of the long separation ahead in their relative ignorance of the trajectory of such voyages. Sometimes, a voice from the crowd was minded to toss out a platitude meant to signal comfort to those nearby (‘don’t fret, girls, it’s only for six months this time’) – blunt utterances which were instantly fragmented into shards of sound buffeted by a stiff breeze that was common down by the sea front. These terse remarks were almost always based on conjecture, but it didn’t matter since they were hungrily accepted by the listeners as a cheap insurance against the uncertainty harboured by the women left behind, both for themselves and for their men folk.
Then again, navy wives were not without rivalry about whose husband had travelled furthest, or brought back the most exotic trinkets. At which boasting (even now, Kate’s lips curl into a wry smile at the memory of it) someone with a long record of marital service would eventually fling out a sardonic comment inviting a murmured chorus of general agreement, going something like: ‘You can keep your fripperies, missus. To get my hands on more of the wages would be a fine thing’. How Kate enjoyed those rough asides. In the early days of her marriage she particularly liked knowing that they were including her (such a novice) as part of the makeshift audience. She enjoyed belonging.
And so up goes the cheer once more in her sickly imagination, and look, just look how they all wave their handkerchiefs in a flurry of miniature flags in reply to a series of retorts from the innards of a bronchial funnel signalling that the ship in question is at last gathering steam. Kate was always with the hardy little group who stayed on for another while until it slid out of its dock, heading at what always seemed to be a snail’s pace towards the horizon.
She had met Jack on her home ground in Holloway, east London, at a church fair where she was serving cakes cooked that very same morning with her friend Jemima, and he had been visiting his sister who had recently married a tin merchant lodging in their parish. Coming from what she would cheerfully (and accurately) describe as the bottom of the pile, she felt elevated at first by being a navy wife, particularly after growing up in Archway, where her father was a costermonger who died young and her mother took in washing after times became hard.
But by the time Kate’s first daughter, Violet, was born, the sheer novelty of being a seaman’s wife in Portsmouth had quite worn off. So, hankering for the sort of company she felt most at home with, she took her infant daughter off back to London one day, to the place she knew best, where she could await Jack’s visits on leave in a more familiar setting. This solution seemed the best of all worlds to her at the time – not that she had much to compare it with. He came – he always came home to her – jolly at first, restless to be off again after a week or so. It was during these leaves that two more daughters were conceived in rooms Kate had rented in Acton, west London. She was able to earn enough to sustain the household while he was absent by working in one of the laundries, and in due course, after Lil then Mary Ellen were born in fairly quick succession, they moved to a terraced house not far off which they shared with three other families.
A retrospective glimpse of her during 1906, in better times, finds her out one rare Sunday afternoon with her three girls and her long time friend Jemima, now a widow, who had been married briefly to an Ealing man and lives only a bus ride away. Jemima’s presence in Ealing is the very reason Kate headed west instead of back to east London after she left Portsmouth. Today, the two friends are listening to an assortment of musicians playing in the brand new bandstand in Acton Park, unable to restrain their giggles when distracted by the sight of the well-dressed young folk of the new Photographic Society involved in the fiddle and fuss of setting up their tripods. It is always quite an outing for Kate, to Acton Park. She is more used to walking the children to Baron’s Pond on Pope’s Lane where they can splash about for an hour or two in the muddy water there, free of charge.
More likely than not on days off which aren’t blessed with an occasion
like this one with her friend Jemima, Kate and her three girls may be spotted wandering along the Uxbridge Road, peering at the trains of the two underground lines that have surfaced to serve this quickly growing suburb. For Acton village, or Laundry Town
as it is better known, has not yet quite merged into London itself.
On this day, thanks to Jemima winning some money on a church raffle, they are to be treated by her to a ride home on one of the new mechanical buses, and the girls have been looking forward no end to getting an upstairs seat in the open air, despite the mild drizzle setting in. Kate, who is technically illiterate, has a new project in mind which she is keen to discuss with her friend. It is too late for Violet, now aged 12 and already working alongside her mother, but she would dearly like Lil and Mary Ellen, the younger two, to start at the new Rothschild Road School only a few minutes from where they live. She isn’t exactly sure where that may lead, but it seems that by getting an education they might avoid ending up like her, which can’t but be a good thing.
For Kate is already elderly at the age of 30, struggling to stand up in the park and dust down the grass cuttings and dried leaves that have been pressing into the seat of her long brown woollen skirt since she sat herself down with Jemima and the girls. She has permanent ulcers on her legs from all the standing demanded by laundry work. These, she is in the habit of dressing herself, using whatever scraps of material are available since there is no money to purchase expensive medical treatment. From time to time her lesions turn septic, and although she is eighteen months away from knowing it, her lungs are already seeded with the tuberculosis which is rife amongst the laundry people.
How quickly Kate’s stiff body tires nowadays. Jemima has noticed this herself, but does not pass comment in case it is received as intrusive. They are careful with each other’s feelings, these two dear friends.
‘Let’s be off then, duck,’ Jemima says at last, responding to the three girls’ suppressed impatience for the novelty of the forthcoming bus ride. She takes her friend’s arm with confidence after they have packed away their picnic hamper and adjusted their wide-brimmed hats. Jemima is the possessor of a most fortunate gift – the gift of security – thanks to money she has been left by her dead husband.
Kate, on the other hand, has been obliged to put to use the modest skills of a lesser trade, and is making her own contribution to the febrile industry of Soap Suds Island,
(Laundry Town’s other alias). Washing and ironing, thanks to