Jokes to Tell the Queen
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Up her sleevies!
Laugh your way through this hilarious book packed with hundreds of splendidly silly jokes on every topic under the sun, such as animals, school and family, plus plenty of good old knock, knock jokes and lots of royalty themed jokes.
Handy practical tips will advise you on crucial regal accomplishments, such as how to perfect the royal wave and how to pull off headscarf chic when walking one's corgis.
Interactive elements include devising your Fantasy Royal Family and designing your own palace.
A bonus fact section at the back of the book contains fascinating and little-known facts about the Queen and the Royal Family - did you know that Buckingham Palace has its own cinema, post office, chapel, swimming pool, staff cafeteria and doctor's surgery?
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Jokes to Tell the Queen - Bloomsbury Publishing
Dedicated with great affection to
Her Majesty the Queen.
We hope we make you smile.
Contents
Introduction
Corgi Chuckles
Tea Trip
Practical Tip Number 1
Palatial Professors
Practical Tip Number 2
Fantasy Royal Family
Royal Rib-Ticklers
Practical Tip Number 3
Practical Tip Number 4
Posh Palaces
Noble But No Bell?
Practical Tip Number 5
Queenly Quiz (or Kingly Klues)
Practical Tip Number 6
Practical Tip Number 7
Practical Tip Number 8
What Rules Would You Make if You Were the Queen (or King)?
Splendid Royal Facts
Thank You, Everyone
Introduction
Can you imagine what it must be like to be the Queen? She has lots more pocket money than you’ll ever have, uses special aircraft and trains, and owns many massive houses. Unlike you, she’s got servants who make breakfast for her and clean out her bedroom. If she wants to go somewhere, she has a chauffeur to drive her car – and who will wash it afterwards if it gets muddy.
On the other hand, not only does the Queen have to rule the United Kingdom but she is also Head of the Commonwealth. So, wherever she goes, the Queen has to speak to people, be nice to them, shake their hands and smile all the time – even if she’s got toothache or a bunged-up nose!
Her Royal Highness the Princess Elizabeth was born on 21st April 1926 and she was crowned Queen Elizabeth II on 2nd June 1953. After thinking about all the hard work the Queen has to do, and to celebrate her Diamond Jubilee (marking 60 years of the Queen’s reign), we thought we’d put together all of your favourite jokes which you told us that you’d like to tell the Queen if you got to meet her. After all, everyone needs a laugh to make them happy. So why not turn the page and celebrate with the Queen and with a chuckle?
Corgi Chuckles
and Other Animal Jokes
Everyone knows that the Queen loves animals – she keeps corgis and Labradors and has lots of horses, some of which are race horses. These jokes are guaranteed to have the Queen and her corgis chuckling.