The Curious Gardener
By Anna Pavord
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From what to do in each month and how to get the best from flowers, plants, herbs, fruit and vegetables, through reflections on the weather, soil, the English landscape and favourite old gardening clothes, to office greenery, spring in New York, waterfalls, Derek Jarman and garden design, Anna Pavord always has something interesting to say and says it with great style and candour.
The perfect book to guide you through the gardening year and, on days when the weather keeps the most courageous gardener indoors, the perfect book to curl up with beside the fire.
Anna Pavord
Anna Pavord is the gardening correspondent for THE INDEPENDENT and the author of widely praised gardening books including PLANT PARTNERS and THE BORDER BOOK. She wrote for the OBSERVER for twenty years, has contributed to COUNTRY LIFE, ELLE DECORATION and COUNTRY LIVING, and is an associate editor of GARDENS ILLUSTRATED. For the last thirty years she has lived in Dorset, England where she is currently making a new garden. Constantly experimenting with new combinations of flowers and foliage, she finds it a tremendous source of inspiration.
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The Curious Gardener - Anna Pavord
The Curious Gardener
ANNA PAVORD
With thirteen wood engravings
by Howard Phipps
bloomsUKlogoThis book is dedicated to all my editors at the Independent, from Hilly Janes to Laurence Earle. They have given me plenty of rope, but have also prevented me from hanging myself. Thank you
Contents
Introduction
JANUARY
Star Struck
More Haste, Less Seed
Gardening Clothes
By Heavens, When Do You Plant?
Ace of Spuds
Grace and Favour
Tasks for the Month
FEBRUARY
Love in Bloom
Fowl Play
Earthlings
Villa Lante
The Kindest Cuts
A Brush with Basil
Tasks for the Month
MARCH
Spring is in the Air
The Freedom Lawn
Costa Rica Railway
The Joys of Parenting
Haseley Court
Red Alert on the Tomato Front
Tasks for the Month
APRIL
Spring in New York
A New Leaf
The Magnolia Moment
Saving your Own Bacon
Spring Fever
Getting to the Church on Time
Tasks for the Month
MAY
The Joined-up Garden
The Tongariro Crossing
Fern Britain
Saving for a Rainy Day
Squash Club
Chelsea Scrum
Tasks for the Month
JUNE
Hopping Mad
Courson
Clematis Dilemmas
Slow Gardening
Gardeners’ Question Time
Attitude and Altitude
Tasks for the Month
JULY
Seeds of the Good Life
Extravagant Beds
Heaven Scent
Slugging it Out
Full of Beans
Wizard Tools
Tasks for the Month
AUGUST
Sweet Pain
Butterfly Ball
Plum Passion
Gone Bulbs
A Corsican Cliffhanger
Fiver Frenzy
Tasks for the Month
SEPTEMBER
Amazing Mazes
Giant Vegetables
A Master of Plants
Close to the Hedge
Sign of the Times
Hydrangea Heaven
Tasks for the Month
OCTOBER
The Answer Lies in the Soil
Highland Fling
The Apple of My Eye
Putting on the Style
North Walls
The Old Vicarage at East Ruston
Tasks for the Month
NOVEMBER
Blue Skies and Green Fingers
Shedding
Minimalism for the Millennium
Pear Heaven
Californian Gold
Grand Designs
Tasks for the Month
DECEMBER
Choosing Trees
Garden Work: RIP
Taking Stock
Principles of Planting
Go Nuts
Christmas Cheer
Tasks for the Month
Acknowledgements
A Note on the Author
By the Same Author
Introduction
I used to hate gardening. I grew up with parents who were always bottom-up in the borders. Lurking round the edges of their horti-conversations, I couldn’t see the point of it all. Gardening seemed to be one long roll-call of disaster: black spot on the roses, blackfly on the beans, canker in the apples, pigeons among the peas. Why did they bother, I asked myself? The shops were full of excellent vegetables and blight-free flowers.
The garden always seemed to get in the way of things that I wanted to do. There was no end to its demands. Hedges needed cutting week after week, as did lawns. Weeds grew with hideous persistence between the big flat flagstones of the terrace by the French windows. So family expeditions became nerve-racking affairs for me. Would my father, who had promised to take me to spend my pocket money in town, finish hooking out those weeds from the terrace before the shops shut? He didn’t believe in weedkiller. Could I drag my mother away from the lupins (very fifties) and towards the Coliseum cinema where there was a film she had said I could see? As I was a country child, trips to town had huge significance. Glamour hovered around the hissing coffee machine in the town’s Italian café, not over the ancient stone troughs where my father cultivated alpines with exquisite care and attention: gentians were his speciality.
I tried the ‘if you can’t beat them, join them’ approach. Both my brother and I had gardens of our own at home, though I think they were probably given, rather than asked for. He had a pear tree in his. The centrepiece of mine was a ‘Beauty of Bath’ apple tree, planted by my mother way before I was born because it was her mother’s favourite fruit. But, as a child, I never grasped that this was an early, short-season apple. If my grandmother wasn’t about in early August, then the chance to shower her with booty was gone. And nobody explained that it wasn’t my fault it sometimes didn’t fruit at all. ‘Beauty of Bath’ is early into blossom, as well as fruit. If blossom and frost come together, you kiss goodbye to your apples.
Marriage brought with it a patch of ground where once again I tried to grow things. You couldn’t exactly call it a garden. It was eighty feet of river bank on the Thames at Shepperton where we were living on a Thames sailing barge. It was a fantastic boat, with a hefty wooden hull and vast fat tree trunks for its masts. We had an Aga on board and stoked it with coal we kept in the fo’c’sle. We had to row the coal up the river in our clinker-built butty boat. Once we overloaded it. The coal (it was a kind of Phurnacite) started to soak up the water oozing in between the wooden boards and by the time we arrived alongside the barge, we were practically rowing underwater.
We spent the first few months clearing the rubbish from the river bank against which we were moored: plastic bottles, fertiliser sacks, hunks of rusting iron. Then my parents brought flag iris to go at the water’s edge, together with primroses, primulas, snowdrops and small Welsh daffodils for the bank and a wildish kind of rose (R. gallica ‘Complicata’) to go on the railings by the towpath. The dream was romantic – very pastoral.
But in our first winter, the flags got washed away by the torrential floods that surged down the river. The following spring, all the daffodils and primroses we’d planted were picked by people out on their Sunday promenades along the towpath. The rose finally gave in to the determined onslaught of the horses in the paddock on the other side of the railings.
‘Perhaps some pots on deck?’ asked my mother hopefully, but pots were dismissed as un-nautical, as was safety netting round the sides of the boat. When our first daughter began to crawl, my husband hitched her by her harness to the barge mast on a rope just long enough to encourage the spirit of adventure but short enough to stop her falling off the edge. So, with the loss of the flag iris, our first grown-up foray into gardens came to an end with yet more disasters to add to the list.
It was at our first house and on the first patch of ground that we actually owned that I really discovered the point of gardening. It wasn’t a Pauline conversion. There was no sudden, blinding vision of beauty. I didn’t see myself (still don’t) trolling through bowers of roses, straw hat just so, gathering blooms into a basket. Nor had I any idea at first of the immense joy of growing food. But I had at least begun to understand that gardening, if it is to be satisfying, requires some sense of permanency. Roots matter. The longer you stay put, the richer the rewards.
I also realised how completely I had missed the point as a child. Gardening was not necessarily about an end result. The doing was what mattered. At this time too, I learned about gardening as therapy. Banged up with small children all day for the first time, I thought I would go under. When a confrontation seemed to be looming of a kind that had no solution (apart from giving away the children to the first person that passed by on the lane outside) I would race to the newly made vegetable patch at the bottom of the garden and furiously hoe beans. The children’s legs were shorter than mine and if I was lucky, I’d have at least a minute and a half on my own before they caught up with me and wanted to hoe too. Later on, when they were five or six years old, gardening with the children became a pleasure. But at this early stage – not.
This first garden (I don’t count the river bank) was a square patch in front of a brick cottage. It was a pleasant jumble of roses, honeysuckle, japonica, white iris (the iris are with us still – the only plant to provide a connecting thread between each of our three gardens), peonies and madonna lilies, planted by generations of previous owners. It was tidy enough not to be daunting and provided enough unfamilar plants to keep me tethered in the evenings to the first gardening book I ever had: the Reader’s Digest Encyclopaedia of Garden Plants and Flowers. It hadn’t the sexy pictures that you take for granted in gardening books now, but I learned a lot from it and still use it more than any other in a library that must now contain over a thousand gardening books.
During the five years we stayed there – caretaker years, in terms of gardening – we planted nothing new, but learned how to cope with what we had got, mostly under the guidance of our hawk-eyed neighbour, a magnificent woman called Jo Schwabe. ‘Don’t touch that border!’ she would shriek from a hastily opened window, as I stood poised with a fork over a narrow border under the east wall of the house. ‘There’s lily bulbs under there. Madonna lilies. You’ll ruin them with that fork.’
And as I prowled with secateurs round a summer-flowering jasmine which, in season, scented the whole house, she would yell, ‘Leave that bush alone. You’ll have no flowers next year if you hack at it now. Do it in September.’ At the beginning, it made trips into the garden nerve-racking affairs, but she was right. I could easily have murdered a perfectly good garden in my ignorance. She hid Easter eggs in old birds’ nests for our small children to find and gave me anemones to plant in the border in front of the house.
Over the years, she taught me the value of patience. She also, in no uncertain terms, taught me that plants are not designer playthings, not merely accents, dots, drifts and drapes, but living creatures with needs and desires of their own. She introduced me to the witchy belladonna (Amaryllis belladonna) and explained why she’d put it in a sunny gravel patch at the foot of a brick wall. She showed me how to prune the hybrid tea roses that had been planted in a bed by our back door. When she asked us to water her bonsai while she went away for a rare break, I felt I had passed a very important test.
Once upon a time, you would have picked up all this information from your parents. But so few of us now stay where we were initially put. In this first house, I was at least four hours’ drive away from my home in Wales. But my parents saw what was happening. My Christmas present that year was Hillier’s Manual of Trees and Shrubs in the old, green paper-covered edition. I started marking it up, asking them for the names of the rhododendrons and camellias that I particularly liked in the garden where I’d grown up.
But that’s when I discovered another important thing about gardening. If you move away from home, you’ll probably end up in a place where the soil and growing conditions are different. Hillier’s Manual, with its vast list of rhodos and other lime-hating shrubs, was my parents’ gardening bible because they gardened on leafy, acid soil. Our first house was in Sussex, with a garden made on heavy clay. They had shade. We had sun all day. Fortunately, I cooked only one rhododendron before the penny dropped.
Herbaceous plants grew well, though, and I learned that they had a way of putting themselves in combinations rather better than any I had thought of. It would have been lunacy not to take advantage of all the self-seeding that went on, even if the end result did not fit the plan that had taken me three months and ten library books to prepare.
The children went to bed promptly at six o’clock. I longed for the clocks to go back in spring because then, in the extra evening light, I could climb over the wall to the field at the bottom of the garden where, in a fenced-off corner, we made a fruit and vegetable garden. In clay so thick you could have made pots with it, I grew the best sprouts I have ever produced. Carrots were more difficult, but I grew globe artichokes from seed, leeks, potatoes, courgettes, beetroot, asparagus peas (a waste of time), French beans, lettuce, onions, shallots, tomatoes and sweetcorn. We had several rows of raspberry canes, brought by my parents from the beds at home, strawberries, gooseberries and three different kinds of currants. That patch was my salvation.
It was also, in a roundabout way, the reason we left Sussex and came to West Dorset. England was weird in the early seventies. Things you needed – like bread – kept disappearing. Oil went on the first of its expensive sprees and I got slightly obsessed with the idea of self-sufficiency. I don’t mean the full-on, weave-your-own-salvation kind. I just wanted to be somewhere where we could raise enough food to feed the children and have some spare to barter. I wanted chickens and a good supply of firewood. And Sussex, though lovely, was slightly too brushed and combed for me, raised as I had been in the wild border country between Wales and England.
So we bought a Queen Anne rectory, the kind of house nobody wanted then: too big, too cold, too demanding. Little remained of the roof, but it had an acre and a half of garden. I had another baby (odd how often that goes with moving house); the health visitor called and found me crouched over a fire in the scullery, ivy growing up the insides of the walls, the stone floor covered in plaster and rotting timber. There wasn’t an entire floor or ceiling in the whole place. To her credit, she said nothing. Nor did the health visitor who, several years earlier, had visited the barge in winter and found me crawling on all fours up the gangplank to the deck with our first baby strapped to my front. It was too icy to risk any other way of getting aboard.
For thirty-five years, the rectory was the lynchpin of our lives. At the beginning, it took eighteen months just to hack our way through to our boundaries. Standing eventually on the space that became our top lawn, looking out over the valley, I saw our neighbour, a farmer, staring at me. ‘Well,’ he said, after a long country silence. ‘I’ve not seen anyone up there since the last war.’
This place, which I loved with a passion, taught me everything else I learned about gardening (though actually the more you go on, the less you realise you know and the more extraordinary the whole process seems). Although, at the beginning, we couldn’t see it for elders, brambles and general chaos, the rectory had a walled kitchen garden. We made monumental compost heaps, hauled in heroic quantities of manure and, a piece at a time, got this garden back into full production. I plastered the walls with fruit trees – pears, cherries, plums, apricots, peaches – and taught myself how to train them into espaliers and fans. We made an asparagus bed (a real sign of roots).
The garden became the focus of all my dreams: I would lay paths of intricately patterned pebbles, brought up from the beach; I would make a flowering meadow, build a stump garden. Reality gradually tempered the megalomania. There was never enough money. Never enough time. But I did not want to impose myself on to that ground. All I ever hoped was that a stranger, walking in, would suppose it had always looked like this: the kitchen garden divided once again like a noughts and crosses board into its nine seventeenth-century squares, the cobbles of the stable yard now cleared of the detritus that on our arrival had lain two feet deep. The messages we found pencilled on the stalls of the stables were to me as important a part of the history of the place as the house itself.
It was, apart from the big kitchen garden, rather a shady place, dominated by big yew trees, beech and evergreen oaks. In the far corner was a bit of a wood, where the tree trunks reared up like cathedral pillars, rooks clattering about in the branches overhead. Gradually we cleared ivy from the trunks and the stone walls that bounded it on two sides. We planted snowdrops and bluebells. I loved it there, especially in winter with the wind roaring in from the sea and the trees shouting back their defiance.
The first plants I ever put in the rectory garden were snowdrops, brought by my mother from a ruined cottage on the Llanwenarth Breast, where we used to walk when I was a child. Shortly after that first visit, she died. She never saw what we did with the rectory. She never knew that I would start writing about all these things. But writing (I became gardening correspondent of the Independent in 1986 when the paper was first set up) forced me to think much harder about what I was doing, to question whether I couldn’t be doing better. The writing fed the garden. And the garden certainly fed the writing.
Two of our daughters were married at the rectory, walking up the lane, in their long white dresses to the church, awash with cow parsley and apple blossom. Almost their whole lives had been lived in that one house. The garden was woven through with their camps and secret places, where they pounded potions in jam jars, set up shops and traded dares. Then, after thirty-five years, we left. In gardening, the future is what matters. As the removal van turned into the drive of the rectory, that phrase became like a mantra. What we had done once, we could do again. And so, chanting inwardly, I glided through the first day of the move (it took three days) in a curious trance, scrubbing the beautiful big blue lias slabs we had laid in a terrace by the back door, scrubbing the wide stone steps (the best gift we ever gave to the garden) that led from the stable yard to the top lawn.
The move had been long planned and it was, without doubt, the right thing for us to do, but on the last day, I wobbled badly. The sun was streaming through the young foliage of the beech trees. The border outside the study window was at its jungly best with royal ferns not quite fully uncurled. The plants on the bank, silhouetted against the sun, had a radiance about them which suddenly made me want to scoop the entire garden up and take it with me. My mantra about the future was drowned in an urgent need to stay with the now. My husband broke open the champagne he had foreseen that we would need.
We toasted the past. We toasted the future. I thanked the garden for all that I had learned from it. I laid my cheek against the moss of the courtyard wall. I said goodbye to the pear trees I’d trained out on the kitchen garden walls. Then we walked away, leaving the garden blazing in the June sun.
JANUARY
Avon Meadows in winter
Star Struck
How can it be that some serious newspapers – even the Independent – are still without horoscopes? Everybody knows what an important part they play in public life these days, and yet here we are, left often with no Mystic Meg, no Petulengro to guide us on our way. It really is too bad. Most horoscopes, though, tend to be obsessed with peripheral matters: career opportunities, emotional relationships and such like. These are interesting enough in their way, but cannot compare with the really big issues in your life: the arrival of a new pot, the anxieties caused by a demanding aspidistra. Star-gazers – start here.
AQUARIUS (22 JANUARY–19 FEBRUARY)
Dream on, Aquarians. One day, you too could appear on Gardeners’ Question Time. But there is a danger that in your own garden, your dreams will never be translated into reality. Design gardens for other people instead. The future will always be more interesting to you than the past. Junk Jekyll. Think instead of pergolas of spun steel, water gardens of perspex and laser-light shows among the lilies. Uranus in your birth sign makes it likely that you will want to try out things that others regard as slightly eccentric. But if they don’t like your trompe l’œil Taj Mahal in mirror and bottle tops, more fool them.
PISCES (20 FEBRUARY–20 MARCH)
The Sun in your birth sign after the 19th means that you will be able to do whatever you set your mind to over the next few weeks. But still, choices must be made. ‘Kiftsgate’ rose or ‘Rambling Rector’? ‘Mermaid’ or ‘Paul’s Himalayan’? Letting nature take its course is a doubtful doctrine, as you may have already found this winter. Drains and poplars do not mix. Pisceans are apt to take the line of least resistance. You are curiously drawn towards wild-flower gardens. But Pisceans are also intuitive. You will recognise that a plant is in difficulty long before it is past saving, a useful trait in a gardener.
ARIES (21 MARCH–20 APRIL)
Ariens are energetic and good at getting round obstacles. All your ebullient energy will be needed this month to circumvent a drama, not at this moment clearly delineated. It may involve a neighbour. It may involve a boundary. You like quick results, which makes you an impatient gardener. Try this year to curb the trait. In the garden centre, avoid annuals which will die this year and go for perennials which will die next year instead. After the 15th, Mars, your ruler, moves into a tricky part of your chart. Avoid this period for servicing lawnmowers.
TAURUS (21 APRIL–21 MAY)
Happiness is a more obscure salvia than your neighbour’s, and in this game of horticultural one-upmanship, Taureans will score every time, for they are careful and tenacious gardeners. Venus, your ruler, enters the bossy sign of Aries on the 9th and the days thereafter may be full of anxiety. Should it be petunias rather than busy lizzies in the front border this year? Choose carefully, for old ties, once severed, may never be remade. Your worst fault is stubbornness. Try and accept advice more readily. But on the positive side, you do not believe in short cuts. Taureans always read the instructions on a weedkiller pack.
GEMINI (22 MAY–21 JUNE)
Criticism never goes down well with Geminis, but is it such a good idea to plant an all-black garden? It is vogueish, certainly, but just the teensiest bit limiting. You can have too much even of ophiopogon. Finance continues to be a problem and will be until you learn that you do not have to throw away the potted camellias after they have finished flowering. You are good at pretending to know more than you do, love variety and are a compulsive buyer of garden gadgets. Speaking of which, there is the most amazing gizmo around now which cuts edges, shaves legs and minces parsley. Not all at the same time, of course.
CANCER (22 JUNE–22 JULY)
Your delight in the difficult comes to the fore this month when seedlings, always keener on dying than living, demand your undivided attention. Pluto, warring with Mars on the 19th, indicates difficulties in your personal life. Take heart. Your partner’s predilection for mixing purple and orange in the herbaceous border has almost run its course. Known for your nurturing, you are likely to find yourself in charge of tricky alpines. You also invent complicated life-support systems for your house plants when you go away. But listen to this: you can actually get seeds which take less than a year to germinate.
LEO (23 JULY–23 AUGUST)
This is a decisive month for Leos as it marks the start of the giant onion season, the Leo’s favourite plant. Make the most of it. Pluto has a challenging aspect: slugs are massing on the horizon. The limelight that you enjoy will pass you by unless you attend assiduously to watering and pricking out. Gladioli and dahlias, chrysanthemums and begonias are more likely to be your thing than tasteful euphorbias and hellebores. Leos are generous, though, and good people to have as neighbours. ‘My rose is your rose,’ they will say munificently as their ‘Bobby James’ rambler mounts the boundary fence and takes over your lawn.
VIRGO (24 AUGUST–23 SEPTEMBER)
The Sun in something or other provides just the boost you need to lash out on a really exciting new asset. A lawn edger, perhaps. You know how you fret if the grass is a whisker out of place. Loved ones do not help this month by leaving tools unseen in the shrubbery. All the portents suggest that your black eye will have healed by the solstice. You are likely to be a good planner and organiser but you must learn not to fret if things do not always go as they should. That’s gardening. You are probably best left to garden on your own, for you can be hypercritical, often unfairly, of other people’s efforts.
LIBRA (24 SEPTEMBER–23 OCTOBER)
Unexpected developments are about to alter the whole course of your gardening life. Look for love among the bonsai, however unlikely this may seem. Everything this month points towards a complete break with the past. Chuck out the hostas and think Japanese. Librans are star gardeners for they are diplomatic, love harmony and are brilliant mediators. Get yourself elected chairman of your county’s National Gardens Scheme committee. Occasional indecision is your only downfall, but when you have decided, the results in your own garden are much photographed. Librans get their gardens into all the best magazines.
SCORPIO (24 OCTOBER–22 NOVEMBER)
Your delight in a bargain has unexpected consequences when officers of the Fraud Squad turn up to repossess the divine little cherub you picked up for two songs in Pimlico. Never mind. Back to Haddonstone. You are likely to have a beady eye for everyone else’s business as well as your own. Trust a Scorpio to give you the cheapest source of supply for anything from compost to cotoneasters. You are also likely to be argumentative. Stay off contentious issues such as peat and pesticides.
SAGITTARIUS (23 NOVEMBER–21 DECEMBER)
Assert your independence this month. No matter what the style gurus say, you can live without a crushed-glass water feature. Try it and see. There are other changes on the horizon. Goodbye chrysanthemum. Hello dendranthema, leucanthemopsis, arctanthemum, tanacetum … You do not always realise how hurtful your bluntness, a characteristic of all Sagittarians, can be. Some people really do love cacti dressed up in sunglasses and paper skirts. You rarely sulk, but it is equally rare for you to learn