Vicious Little Darlings
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But then she starts to notice some strange and disturbing things: Maddy's compulsive lying, Agnes's obsession with Maddy, and the deterioration of the girls' friendship. And just when Sarah begins to question her own sanity, shocking secrets come to light that will bring their friendship to a new level of destruction.
Katherine Easer
Katherine Easer is a graduate of Smith College. Vicious Little Darlings is her first novel. www.katherineeaser.com
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- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5I liked this book. When I finished it I was content. I thought it was a good book. It has now been a few months and this story still keeps popping up in my head. I have a feeling that even though I gave this book three stars and not four or five, I will probably still re-read this one at some point.Have you read this book? What did you think? I’m super curious to see what others thought of this book.Note: This is an older review. So I don’t feel like I can get more into what I liked and disliked about it. Maybe someday I will re-read Vicious Little Darlings and do another review. Better reviews (hopefully) in the future
- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5I liked this book. When I finished it I was content. I thought it was a good book. It has now been a few months and this story still keeps popping up in my head. I have a feeling that even though I gave this book three stars and not four or five, I will probably still re-read this one at some point.Have you read this book? What did you think? I’m super curious to see what others thought of this book.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5If you enjoy unique, weird, and a touch of creepy, this may be the one for you. For me it brought back the memory of reading "Shutter Island", and at the end I felt the exact same way I did when I read "Shutter Island". I wasn't sure exactly what happened, and who was or wasn't evil. I wouldn't recommend this for younger teens as it does include discussions of rape, sex, and violence. For those who like their mystery with a touch of sickness, this one is easy to recommend. I am looking forward to more from Easer.
- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5After her grandmother caught her having sex, Sarah Weaver has two choices: go to the college of her choice but pay for it on her own, or go to her grandmother's alma mater on her grandmothers dime. She chooses the later and finds herself at Wetherly College, and all-female school. There she meets Madison, her new roommate, and Agnes, the bizarre best friend.Maddy is your quintessential beauty. Everyone seems to just love her. Worship her, even. There is a darker side though. Her initial quirkiness starts to take on a sinister edge. Agnes is Maddy’s best friend and bank account. Agnes is intensely loyal to Maddy, and her undying affection keeps her blind to the truth.Sarah comes from a broken home, and all she wants is a family to call her own. She finds one in Maddy and Agnes. So enamoured she is with the new home they’ve created that she overlooks or accepts all the weird and crazy things that happen. The lies and deceptions, she rarely questions. Some of the deceit she even takes a compliment! She is very immature and irrational in this way. And as things spiral out of control, she just goes along for the ride. It’s infuriating at times. I found myself wanting her to just grow up, to just take charge of her situation. Sarah is promiscuous. She refuses to get into relationships, citing her parents’ failed marriage. She feel love inevitably fails, that she might not even be capable or worthy of it. She has sex with Maddy’s boyfriend Sebastian on their second meeting, and with Reed on their first. With Reed, however, things are different. She feels that she can love him. She does love him, in fact...after about two meetings. Their love is that instant, shallow variety that features entirely too often in young-adult novels. It’s revolting. Reed often drops that “do you even love me” bomb typical of a unhealthy relationship. And our immature little Sarah accepts this as well. Another bizarre element to this novel is the supernatural. All three girls believe in it and cite it frequently. Psychic intuition and gypsy readings are all taken to be real by the girls. It’s hard to tell if the reader is supposed to believe that supernatural elements are a true part of the novel’s world or just something the girls believe in. For instance, a ritual is spoken of as completely crazy, and yet a spell is used as a legitimate explanation of certain actions. The novel seems confused in this regard, like the author couldn’t decide how far into the realm of magical realism she wanted to go.I wasn’t going to mention this initially . . . but how could I possibly leave out the deer? It’s a phenomenally absurd situation, unlikely to ever happen in the real world. Wanting to nurse a deer back to health is reasonable. Hiding one in your dorm and then at the St. Regis hotel is completely crazy. The only explanation I can come up with is that the author threw it in to show how unhinged these girls are. Yes, that has to be it.Katherine Easer’s Vicious Little Darlings, despite its flaws, is an engaging read. Once I started, I was hooked. I wanted to see just how far these girls would go, how low they would sink. I had to know how things would resolve themselves. If you’re into young adult novels and don’t mind some absurdity, you may want to check this one out. It’s definitely a fast, fun read.[Full disclosure: I received this book through Goodreads' First Reads Giveaway.]
- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5What happens when a R.L. Stine Fearstreet book grows up? Vicious Little Darlings is what happens. What a creepy book. It has all the classic elements (sabotage, misunderstandings, murder) mixed with grown up situations.The characters were only so-so. Sarah, the main character was really lackluster. I felt like she was flat, honestly. Now Agnes and Maddy... hmm... I would have liked to known more about Agnes. You kept getting hints at what she's like and what her home life is like, but there was never a complete picture. The book would have been much better if she had more explanation. Maddy was okay, as far as weirdo characters go. Of the three characters, she's probably the one that had the most depth. Weird huh?The plot isn't very hard to figure out in this book. Actually, it's very predictable. I was really bothered by Sarah's wishy-washy character. She couldn't make up her mind. I felt like she was constantly going back and forth between liking Agnes and Maddy and hating them. On top of that, she was way too dependent on Agnes's money. It really bothered me that she refused to take herself out of a bad situation just because she was (essentially) greedy and didn't have money to support herself. I mean, heaven forbid that she actually stay in a dorm and get a job! And don't get me started about how easily she let the love of her life walk away just because Maddy said to. Friggin' ridiculous.On top of that, there was a very intense almost lesbian-ish nature to Agnes and Maddy. You really couldn't tell what was up with them. Normally I could care less, but Maddy's actions were just a little too strange for me. Jumping into the bed of another girl totally naked while she's asleep? AND that girl isn't cool with it?! Um, yeah... I don't think so. Agnes spent the majority of the novel trying to prove that she loved Maddy unconditionally in a purely asexual kind of way. But yet, she was super possessive of her and hated any guy that showed an interest in Maddy. I'm telling you, it was intense.The ending isn't all that shocking, especially if you read the synopsis. Obviously someone dies. Sorry about the spoiler. By the time the great climatic final 5 pages emerged, I was pretty put out. I had made up my mind that Sarah was a spineless piece of crap, Agnes was probably the best out of all the girls (even if she was a whack job), and Maddy was an outright lunatic. I had invested so much time in reading the book, that I had to find out the ending. But when I read the ending, I was a little peeved that I missed out on a full 8 hours of sleep for this book. I would probably give this a 2.5 if I did half rating, but since I don't it gets a solid 2.
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Vicious Little Darlings - Katherine Easer
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1
Where to?" the cabdriver asks. He’s middle-aged with cracks in his face and weary eyes and he’s squinting at me through the rearview mirror.
The nunnery,
I say.
The cabbie doesn’t blink or laugh or say anything.
It was a joke,
I explain.
He just keeps squinting at me.
I give up and say, Wetherly College.
Nodding, he starts the engine and pulls away from the curb, looping around the airport toward the nearest exit.
You a freshman?
he asks, once we’re on the highway.
Yeah.
I check his nameplate. JIMMY FORD, it reads. He looks about ten years younger in his license photo: fewer grooves in his face, perkier eyes. When he looks at me in the mirror again, I consider sliding over to the left side of the car, out of his field of vision, but decide it’s too hostile a move.
Instead, I roll down my window, letting in a blast of fresh dung. It’s 5:47 PM and still hot out. Aside from a couple of big rigs, the highway is empty.
Yup, I’m really here, in humdrum New England. Where there are cows. Brown ones, black ones, and spotted ones, all happily grazing next to the highway. I’m three thousand miles away from my crazy Lutheran grandmother’s crappy Spanish-style complex in the slums of Beverly Hills—south of Wilshire—with its peach stucco and fossilizing tenants. And now I’ll be spending the next four years at a women’s college instead of UCLA, all because Nana caught me with Brad Taylor, the most popular guy at my Lutheran high school. Nana basically gave me two choices: Wetherly (her alma mater) or a college of my choice, except she wasn’t going to pay for Option B and she wanted me out of the house by September. All I can say is, Brad totally wasn’t worth it. He was so not my type. I only hooked up with him because I was trying to see if popularity could be sexually transmitted. Turns out it can’t.
So I blew it. I screwed up the one blood relationship I had. Not that Nana even cares. She used to tell me I was just like my mother, and she hated my mother. But can I blame her? I hate my mother too. I haven’t seen or heard from the woman in twelve years, but if she called or visited me, I’m pretty sure I’d still hate her.
Jimmy turns on the radio and starts whistling along to Close to You
by The Carpenters. Suddenly I feel like crying. Despite everything, I miss Nana. I miss the way she snorts whenever she laughs and the way she fixates on the TV during As the World Turns. Even when I think of all the mean things she did—like buying me a push-up bra for my tenth birthday even though I didn’t have any breasts yet, and telling me to wear makeup because God doesn’t like an ugly face—I still miss her. I guess it’s because she’s all I have.
Hey,
Jimmy says, what’s a pretty girl like you doing going to an all-girls school?
I can’t help but snort. Pretty? I have skin like death—pale with visible blue veins—and dyed jet-black hair. I’m wearing torn Levi’s, a black tank, and combat boots. If pretty were the point, I would be wearing pink blush and a dress made of doilies.
I guess you can kiss your social life good-bye, huh?
he says.
No kidding.
It’s ironic: sex is what got me here, and now, for the next four years, I won’t be having any. But maybe that’s okay. Sex always seems to get me in trouble. Maybe I should make it my goal to be celibate until summer.
Or maybe you’re one of those lesbians?
While looking into the mirror, Jimmy raises his eyebrows suggestively.
Now there’s a thought. If celibacy gets to be too hard, I could always become a lesbian.
Sir,
I say, if it’s okay with you, I’d like to meditate now.
Sure. Fine. Knock yourself out.
He turns up the radio.
I close my eyes and try to relax, but I can’t stop picturing Nana’s permanent look of disapproval. Here’s something I’ve learned from seventeen years of living: there’s nothing you can do to make someone love you.
When I open my eyes, Jimmy is exiting the highway. He makes a sharp turn and drives down a private, tree-lined road. It’s dark and eerie and feels as though time has stopped. We pull up in front of a sinister-looking wrought-iron gate with a plaque that reads WETHERLY COLLEGE 1871.
Wetherly. The name makes me think of Waspy women wearing white gloves and sipping Earl Grey with their pinkies thrust into the air. I can’t help but sit up straighter.
Jimmy turns off the radio. Which house?
he asks, suddenly all business.
I unfold my campus map. Haven House,
I say. It’s in the quad.
We drive past the gate and under a brick archway. Then we circle a courtyard with too-perfect lawns and trees with gnarled trunks, finally stopping in front of a massive, ivy-encrusted building. I step out of the cab. Jimmy stays in the car while I haul my own luggage out of the trunk, so I return the kindness with a one-dollar tip.
Good luck,
he says ominously before speeding off.
I look up at Haven House. It’s impressive, all brick and ivy, ivy and brick. It sort of looks like Harvard—or at least like what I know of Harvard from the movies—both welcoming and intimidating at the same time.
I drag my suitcases to the door and ring the bell. A minute later, the door opens and a girl with curly brown hair sticks out her head.
You must be Sarah,
she says. Before I can respond, she motions for me to enter and begins talking in a rapid, no-nonsense way while I lug my suitcases into the foyer. You’re the last one to arrive. Everyone else is at the dinner. I almost thought I’d have to miss it. I’m Caitlin, by the way. I’m the head resident of Haven House. Your room’s up on the fourth floor, and your roommate is …
She glances at her clipboard. Madison Snow. But you already knew that. You probably e-mailed each other over the summer, right?
Not exactly,
I say, closing the door behind me. I e-mailed her, but she never wrote back.
Caitlin checks something off on her clipboard and says, You’re going to have to work that out with Madison.
Reaching into the back pocket of her plaid Bermuda shorts, she pulls out a small envelope and hands it to me. Here are your keys. The gold one’s for the front door and the silver one is for your room. I’m going over to Belmont Hall to see if there’s any food left. I suggest you drop off your bags and do the same.
She hands me a brand-new campus map, pointing to a building in the southwest corner. That’s Belmont Hall. See you there.
A quick wave and she’s out the door, leaving me behind in the musty entryway.
I look around. The wood paneling, dim lighting, and faint scent of leather remind me of a funeral home. Above the door hangs a banner that reads WELCOME FIRST-YEARS.
One at a time, I drag my suitcases up the stairs, stopping in front of the door that bears my name and hometown on a star-shaped piece of pink construction paper: SARAH WEAVER, BEVERLY HILLS, CA. It’s strange seeing Beverly Hills
next to my name. It makes me sound like some kind of princess, which I’m not. Nana was a teacher until just a few years ago, and when Grandpa was alive, he owned a plumbing-supply store in Culver City.
Next to my star is another that reads MADISON SNOW, NEW YORK, NY.
I place my hand on the cool doorknob. Relax, I tell myself. It’s just four years.
I open the door, a little surprised to find it unlocked and a lot surprised to find a guy and a girl in the middle of the room doing something I really shouldn’t be seeing. The girl is on her knees with her back to me, oblivious to the fact that there’s a stranger in the room. The guy, on the other hand, is looking right at me. My first impulse is to bolt, but I’m too stunned to move—the guy is so incredibly good-looking. He’s tall, with dark hair and green eyes, and I can barely take my eyes off him. He brings a finger to his lips and winks at me. Hot. Too bad he’s an asshole. I turn and walk out, making sure to slam the door behind me.
I find the communal bathroom, a large, basic room with six sinks, four toilets, three shower stalls, and a bathtub. I wash my hands vigorously even though they’re not dirty, and after washing and drying them three times, I feel refreshed—that is, until I look in the mirror and see what a mess I am. I’ve got dark circles under my eyes, chapped lips, and a frighteningly bad case of airplane hair. Shit. I hope that guy couldn’t tell I was attracted to him. But guys are kind of smart that way. Even when they’re clueless about everything else, they can always tell when a girl is into them. I know because I’ve slept with a lot of guys: some cute, some not-so-cute, and even a couple of teachers—Mr. Johnson, who taught US history, and Mr. Christopher, who taught physics and then had the nerve to give me a B for my final grade.
Suddenly the bathroom door flies open and the girl walks in. She’s tall, with long, blond hair, gray eyes, and a rounded forehead like Botticelli’s Venus. Her beauty startles me. She didn’t seem beautiful at all when she was down on her knees. Who knew she had such luminous skin and high cheekbones? Even in her simple outfit of dark-wash jeans and a white T-shirt, she exudes sophistication.
Are you Sarah?
she asks.
I hesitate. Yeah.
She marches right up to me and extends her hand. She’s so close I can smell her green-apple shampoo. I’m Maddy,
she says. I’m going to be rooming with you.
Nice to meet you.
I shake her hand even though I really don’t want to, considering where her hand has just been. Inwardly, I cringe and hope she’ll leave soon so I can wash my hands again.
But she doesn’t leave.
She just stands there picking at her short, midnight-blue fingernails, saying nothing. The awkwardness of the situation feels all too familiar and I get a flashback of Nana walking in on Brad and me midcoitus. Mortifying.
Look,
I say, you don’t have to worry. I didn’t really see anything.
Maddy exhales. Thank goodness. I didn’t hear you come in, and I thought you were at the dinner.
Yeah, I kind of missed orientation.
I’m so sorry.
She covers her face with her unwashed hand. It’s just that my boyfriend, Sebastian, is leaving for Cornell tonight and we’re not going to be able to see each other for a couple of weeks, so … you know.
Yeah,
I say, though I’m not quite sure what I’m agreeing with.
She runs a hand through her hair. The thing is, we haven’t had sex yet, and I know it’s frustrating him. And now he’s going to be so far away! I mean, you saw him. He’s gorgeous, right? Girls fawn over him. But I’m just not ready to … you know. We do other stuff, though,
she says reassuringly, and I know he’s not going to cheat on me or anything, but still …
I’d hate to be the one to break it to her, but I’m pretty sure her boyfriend cheats on her. I could see it in his eyes.
Anyway,
she says, Sebastian’s getting ready to leave, and I’d really like to introduce you to him properly.
Oh, okay.
I so want to wash my hand, but I don’t because Maddy seems nice and I don’t want to make her feel any worse.
She checks her reflection in the mirror. By the way, I’m sorry I didn’t e-mail you back. I had a very busy summer.
No problem,
I say. But I wonder, Who’s too busy to answer an e-mail?
We walk back to our spare, garretlike room and find Sebastian on the floor doing sit-ups. The guy is ridiculous.
Sweetie,
Maddy says, come and meet Sarah, my new roommate.
Sebastian jumps up and extends his hand. Sebastian. Pleasure to meet you.
While shaking his hand, I stare at his long, black lashes and pray that my eyes won’t give me away. But it’s hopeless. Despite myself, I am attracted to him and I know he can tell. I turn and smile uncomfortably at Maddy.
So anyway, I have to get back to Ithaca,
Sebastian says, rubbing his hands together. Can I drop you ladies off in town somewhere? I think you might’ve missed dinner.
That’s a great idea, sweetie,
says Maddy. There’s supposed to be a yummy Italian place in town. I think it’s called Antonio’s.
She turns to me. It’s not that far from here. Sebastian will drop us off and we can walk back. Sound good?
Yeah,
I say, just let me go wash my hands.
2
Sebastian drives a tricked-out Porsche SUV, metallic black with a red and gray leather interior. He’s just finished explaining to me the car’s various features: twenty-four-carat-gold cup holders, wood imported from the Ivory Coast, cable TV, and custom massaging suede seats. It’s an obnoxious car, disgustingly ostentatious, the kind of car you’d expect Snoop Dogg to drive. I’m tempted to say this out loud, but Sebastian would probably take it as a compliment, and the last thing I want is to pay him a compliment, so I quietly lean back into my vibrating seat. I hate to admit it, but the shiatsu action does feel pretty good.
Sebastian turns to Maddy, who’s riding shotgun. "¿Dónde es la restauranto?" he says in a wannabe-Spanish accent.
Maddy laughs. "Sweetie, it’s, Dónde está el restaurante."
Oh, yeah.
He playfully slaps his forehead.
It’s next to the movie theater, remember? We drove by it earlier today.
Maddy turns around and rolls her eyes at me. Sebastian wants to major in Spanish.
Stupidly, I ask, Are you Spanish?
"No, señorita, he says, chuckling.
I’m three-quarters English, two-thirds French, and one-eighth Dutch. Or something like that."
I can’t do the calculations—at least not without a pen and paper—but I do know that all those fractions add up to more than one person. It’s a good thing Sebastian is not majoring in math. But how the hell did he get into Cornell?
He looks in the rearview mirror. We make eye contact. You know why I’m majoring in Spanish?
Why?
I smile into the mirror.
Well, I got this boat—a real beauty—and next summer I’m going to sail it to Spain. Maddy’s coming with me. Right, babe?
I’m not sure yet, sweetie,
Maddy says. You have to learn how to sail first.
Anyway,
Sebastian continues, I figured it’d be useful to learn Spanish for when I go there, even though everybody speaks English nowadays. And then I thought, since I’m gonna be studying Spanish for a whole year, I might as well major in it too.
I nod politely, though I think Sebastian is an idiot, and I almost lose it when I catch him winking at his own reflection in the rearview mirror.
Maddy leans toward him and begins to stroke his arm. I feel a twinge of jealousy, which is a real surprise to me since I’ve never liked boneheads. But despite how annoying Sebastian is, I can’t deny that I have this uncontrollable urge to run my fingers through his hair. I can even imagine how it would feel—thick, soft, slightly damp. And what would it be like to kiss him? Warm. Warm and rough.
But I shouldn’t be thinking about stuff like this. Sebastian is Maddy’s boyfriend, not mine.
He plugs his iPod into the car stereo. Josh Groban. Singing in Italian. Kill me now. Sebastian starts singing along, and he’s got this blissful look on his face. I love Spanish music,
he says.
This is Italian, I want to say. But I can’t because now I’m perversely intrigued by Sebastian. Yes, he’s cheesy, but he’s cheesy in such a fresh, weird way. I think I’m in love.
Or not.
Sebastian drops us off two blocks from the restaurant; it’s easier for him to get on the highway. He’s quite the gentleman.
Nice meeting you,
I say, and jump out of the car before he can respond.
It takes Maddy another five minutes to extricate herself from the pimpmobile. As I’m standing outside, the car windows start to fog up. When Maddy finally opens her door, she’s got bed hair and an embarrassed look on her face. Before she can step out of the car, Sebastian leans over and licks her face—is he trying to be a dog or a Neanderthal?—and Maddy’s embarrassment quickly turns to annoyance. Even I’m annoyed just having to watch this.
Maddy climbs out of the car, eyes lowered, face pink.
Love you, babe,
says Sebastian. You’re my girl.
He blows her a kiss.
Love you too,
Maddy says, shutting the door.
We hear a muffled "¡Adiós, chicas!" before the car screeches away from the curb.
Maddy smooths down her hair with one hand and wipes her cheek with the back of the other. Sorry about that.
"No problemo," I say in a mock Spanish accent, instantly regretting it.
After an awkward silence, Maddy lets out a tiny laugh. You’re funny,
she says, and we begin our walk toward civilization.
She tells me that the town of Wetherly is basically this one long, dull street. Beyond it, the roads lead to forestland and open space. Depressing. We pass a used bookstore, a tea shop, an ice cream parlor, and several restaurants, all of which appear to be closed. When we finally arrive at Antonio’s, I’m not exactly shocked to find it closed as well.
Shoot,
Maddy says, it’s Sunday.
So?
Through the restaurant window I see a ceiling-high wine rack and pillar-candle chandeliers.
Town closes on Sundays.
My stomach growls. All of it?
Most of it. Anyway, don’t worry, I’m sure we’ll find a place,
Maddy says. Let’s keep walking. I think I see something up ahead. See that blue light?
I nod, and we walk toward the light.
It hits me that I haven’t seen a single guy since Sebastian. I know Wetherly is a women’s college, but does that mean the town is all-female as well? Because I don’t think I could survive in a place where there aren’t any men. I’ve never even had any female friends. I usually try to avoid girls because I’m afraid of them. When guys are mad at each other, they duke it out and then forget about it, but when a girl is mad at you, she’ll ruin your life. That’s exactly what happened to me when Brad Taylor’s frigid and super-popular girlfriend, Sophie, found out I’d slept with him. She and her girl posse stole my backpack, egged Nana’s Oldsmobile, and smeared dog shit on our front door. They terrorized me until I stopped going to school. Luckily, Nana was oblivious to my ditching, and my teachers just thought I had premature senioritis.
We stop in front of a pub where a man (finally!) in jeans and a black leather jacket is guarding the door. He’s bald and muscular, and he lets us in without checking our IDs.
Inside, the place is packed. Maddy slides into a round red-leather booth, and I scooch in next to her. It’s dark, the room lit by just a handful of tiny red lanterns. The air is clammy and smells a lot like feet.
I spot a few guys. A couple of them are cute. Then again, everyone looks cute from afar. There’s one guy in particular who catches my eye. He’s baby faced and a little on the short side, and he’s standing in the corner clutching a beer. He’s got an adorable button nose like River Phoenix’s—which is great for me because I love River Phoenix. He may be dead but he’s still hot, I always say. I first fell for River a few years ago when I saw him in The Mosquito Coast, which just happened to be on TV that day. It was fate. I loved everything about him: his dirty-blond hair, his blue eyes, his pouty lips, even his name. I mean, how great is a name like River? It’s grand and sexy. River and I, we’d make the perfect couple. If he weren’t dead, that is.
No matter. I still carry a picture of him in my wallet: a tiny, black-and-white glossy I cut out of Entertainment Weekly. It’s an intense portrait: tight and very noir. His hair is slicked back, and there are these huge shadows around his eyes so you can’t really tell if he’s looking at you. God, I wish he were still alive.
Back to the cute guy in the corner. He has honey-colored hair and he’s wearing a long-sleeved T-shirt with a regular T-shirt over it. Since I’m feeling kind of brave, I think I’ll go talk to him.
As far as I’m concerned, there are two ways to get a guy to like you: act dumb or be slutty. If you do a combination of the two, the guy will practically fall in love with you. Sad but true. I usually opt for slutty because I hate acting dumb, and I would never do both because I don’t want anyone to fall in love with me. I’ve never been in love before, but my parents were supposedly in love once, and the last thing I want is to end up like them: divorced and miserable. Plus, I really don’t want some guy calling me twenty times a day. Or licking my face.
I glance back at the River look-alike. He’s still standing in the corner. And he’s still cute. Unfortunately, he seems to be checking out some girl at the bar. But here’s the bigger problem: he has breasts. Not man boobs, breasts. River Jr. is a girl! I can’t believe I didn’t realize this earlier. It’s dark in here, but still.
I’ll be right back,
I say to Maddy, and hurry to the restroom, where I rinse my eyes out with cold water. Much better.
When I return to the table, I find Maddy sandwiched between two rough-looking guys. One has a greasy ponytail, and the other has a shaved head and a pockmarked face.
Hi,
I say, standing in front of the booth.
Hey, Sarah,
Maddy says. So, the bad news is they don’t serve food here, but the good news is that Bobby and Joe bought us some drinks.
Bobby and Joe smile at me.
Great. Thanks,
I say, although it appears that Joe, the one with the shaved head, has already chugged down the drink he bought me.
Sit,
Bobby orders. I don’t know where he expects me to sit since he and his friend have taken up the entire booth, so I snatch a chair from a neighboring table and plop down at the end. Bobby is sitting very close to Maddy, staring at her lips while his tongue darts in and out of his mouth, lizardlike. Maddy, looking uncomfortable, turns away from him, but he counters by grabbing her hand, which she jerks away. Bobby snickers at Joe.
A few seconds later, Bobby begins to stroke Maddy’s hair. I should probably be feeling pretty scared right now, but instead I’m just pissed. Can’t Bobby tell that Maddy isn’t interested? She’s trembling, for God’s sake. And what right does he have to touch her?
I take a deep breath and try to calm down, but it’s useless. When I’m mad, it’s like I’m possessed; I never know what I’m going to say or do. The nerve