Less Than Hero
By S.G. Browne
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Faster than a spreading rash! More powerful than dry heaves! Able to put villains to sleep with a single yawn!
Convulsions. Nausea. Headaches. Sudden weight gain. For the pharmaceutical soldiers on the front lines of medical science—volunteers who test experimental drugs for cash—these common side effects are a small price to pay to defend your right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of antidepressants.
Lloyd Prescott, thirty-year-old professional guinea pig and victim of his own inertia, is the first to notice the bizarre, seemingly implausible consequences of years of testing not-quite-legal drugs: his lips go numb, he becomes overwhelmed with exhaustion, and instantly a stranger crumples into a slumbering heap before him. Under cover of night, Lloyd and his guinea pig friends band together to project their debilitating side effects onto petty criminals who prey upon the innocent. When a horrible menace with powers eerily similar to their own threatens the city, only one force can stop this evil: the handful of brave men who routinely undergo clinical trials.
“One of America’s best satiric novelists” (Kirkus Reviews), S. G. Browne fills the prescription for a hilarious and biting commentary on our overmedicated society. Citizens, rest assured that tonight, no matter your ailment—anxiety, depression, super villains—there’s a pill to save the day.
S.G. Browne
S.G. Browne is the author of Big Egos, Lucky Bastard, Breathers, Fated, and the Breathers novella I Saw Zombies Eating Santa Claus, as well as the ebook collection Shooting Monkeys in a Barrel. He lives in San Francisco. Follow the author on Twitter and Facebook, or visit SGBrowne.com.
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- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5I wasn't as in to Less Than Hero as I have been with other books by S.G. Browne (and when I say that keep in mind that I LOVED Breathers and Fated). This was in part my own fault, as I went into reading this expecting more of an action-packed style superhero satire and was presented with more of a character driven pharmaceuticals satire. I should have expected this having read other books by Browne. Lloyd Prescott is a professional guinea pig — that is, an otherwise healthy person paid to sign up for pharmaceutical trials in order to test for side effects. All this mixing of drugs, though, ends up having an unexpected consequence for Lloyd and his guinea pig buddies, when the group begins to develop the ability to project their side effects (such as narcolepsy, vomiting, seizures, rapid weight gain, etc.) on to other people — which of course leads them into trying to be superheroes. However, it there are super villains out there too, with their own abilities. A large portion of the book deals with Lloyd's life as a guinea pig, how he feels without direction, and with his mostly happy relationship with his girlfriend. It's deep into the novel before the guys start to figure out that they have supernatural abilities and they joke around with their powers for a while before they find enough direction to become heroes. There's a pondering quality to the story and something almost, but not quite, plausible about these heroes, which makes it fun. Although, Less Than Hero doesn't have the spectacular stunts featured in a Marvel movie, there is definitely a stand off and a "great power comes with great responsibility" feel to it. I rather liked how things wrapped up (or didn't wrap up). Plus, there was at least one cameo from a character in Fated, which was unexpected and awesome (you don't have to read Fated to get this story, but it's a fun reference for those who have).
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5S. G. Browne has written a contemporary, change of pace novel that packs a strong message in a wrapper of fun."Less than Hero" is a social commentary introducing Lloyd Prescott, a thirty-year-old professional guinea pig. For the past five years he's participated in over 150 clinical trials.The pharmaceutical companies have volunteers who test experimental drugs for cash. In a typical month, Lloyd can make over $3,000. He also has a part-time job where he stands in Central Park with various signs for handouts. One states that he will accept money for abuse. People call him all sorts of things and he just thanks them as he accepts their money.Lloyd and a group of five friends who are also human guinea pigs. They wonder if all the drugs they put in their bodies could have any effect. This is answered in a humorous fashion as Lloyd and his friend, Randy, are on the J train to Manhattan. Three punks enter the train and begin harassing a homeless man. Eventually Randy tells them to leave the man alone. Lloyd is expecting the worse but stands beside his friend facing the punks. Lloyd nicknames them Cue Ball, Cornrows and Soul Patch.As the train pulls into Essex Street station, Cue Ball's skin turns bright red and blotchy and he becomes covered with hives. His friends back away from him and Lloyd and Randy casually depart from the train.There are many parts of the story that had me laughing out loud. Lloyd and his friends all exhibit various powers. Lloyd has the ability to fall asleep before him, another in the group causes diarrhea and vomiting.The men decide to use their powers to protect the innocent. Examples of this are funny and funnier.To add to the uniqueness, Lloyd's girlfriend is a human statue. She stands in Central Park as a Fairy, sprinkling pixie dust on those who leave her a contribution.The characters are well described, the scenes are most entertaining and the story is a fun romp and is a critique of a broken and corrupt pharmaceutical industry.For those wanting a good story and something different, this is the book I recommend.I received a free book for my honest review.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5In Less Than Hero, S.G. Browne presents an entirely different take on the superhero genre than anything I have ever read before. Typically, superheroes have cool powers like the ability to fly, or super strength, or speed. In this novel, Lloyd and his band of heroes do things like put people to sleep, make them develop rashes all over their bodies, and blow up like human version of the Goodyear blimp. Not exactly an astounding array of powers. Not to mention the way they obtain their powers is quite odd, being the guinea pigs of pharmaceutical company clinical trials. And what would a superhero novel be without supervillains to counter them? In this case, the villains can steal people’s memories and create hallucinations. One thing is certain, Browne will never write a novel that isn’t entirely fascinating and interesting to read.As usual, Browne writes in an easy going and professional manner. It’s always a breeze to read his books, something I appreciate. The premise is full of intrigue. I like the development of the characters’ powers and how they go about using it. These are unconventional heroes so it’s fitting that they should have an unconventional way of developing and using their abilities. There’s a lot to like in this novel. One area that I thought it falls short is that there is a lot of social commentary about the role of pharmaceutical drugs and how they are used in society. I don’t have a problem with that, but I did think it was a little heavy handed, and it often took me out of the story because those sections were lengthy. This is a cool novel that you will want to read.Carl Alves - author of Reconquest: Mother Earth
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Less Than Hero - S.G. Browne
I’m sitting on a chair in an examination room with a disposable thermometer in my mouth and a blood pressure cuff around my upper left arm. On the walls around me are posters of vascular systems and reproductive organs. Fluorescent lights wash away any shadows. A clock ticks away the afternoon. Outside the closed door, someone asks for a breath mint.
My lips have gone numb.
This has never happened to me before. Usually I don’t get anything more than cotton-mouthed, drowsy, or light-headed. Occasionally I develop rashes or feel like I have food poisoning. More often than not, I’ll get a headache. Nothing major. We’re not talking migraine and vomiting. That would be serious. What I get is pretty typical, nothing 400 milligrams of ibuprofen won’t fix.
But numbness in my lips? That’s definitely a first.
The medical technician sitting across from me removes the thermometer and the cuff, then records my temperature and my blood pressure on a chart attached to a clipboard.
The technician is male. Mid-thirties. Prematurely gray. He has a zit coming in on his chin. His breath smells like nachos.
How are you feeling today?
he asks.
Good,
I say, though my lips feel like they’re made of rubber.
Any problems with your vision?
he asks, looking down at his clipboard.
I shake my head and say no.
Cognitive functions?
No.
Speech?
No.
Numbness or tingling in any of your extremities?
Technically my lips aren’t my extremities, but I tell him just in case and he writes it down in his notes.
Have you experienced any nausea or flu-like symptoms?
he asks.
No.
Memory loss?
No.
Hallucinations? Seizures? Rashes?
Sometimes just hearing the word rash makes me want to itch, but I answer in the negative three more times.
Any bloating or rapid weight gain?
he asks.
No.
Are you feeling dizzy or light-headed?
Most of the time, the questions are the same.
Nausea. Headaches. Dizziness.
Frequently they’ll throw in night sweats or loss of appetite, with an occasional sinus inflammation and the odd sexual-performance question. But I’ve never been asked about an irregular heartbeat. Or renal failure.
No,
I tell him. No dizziness.
The tech takes a few more minutes to run through the rest of his questions. By the time he sends me off for my blood and urine tests, my lips have returned to normal.
In another room, a phlebotomist wraps an elastic tourniquet around my arm and sterilizes the soft flesh just inside my left elbow.
The phlebotomist is female. Early forties. Blond with frosted tips. She’s had Botox injections around her eyes. Her breath smells like peppermint.
I’m not a big fan of needles. Even after more than five years, I still have to look away. So I take a deep breath and stare at the wall as she draws half a dozen blood samples into evacuated tubes. Normally before drawing samples, she’s supposed to ask a list of questions and record my answers on a form:
Am I on anticoagulation therapy?
Do I have a history of fits?
Do I have any bleeding disorders?
Have I fasted?
Instead, she asks me the questions while taking the samples, except for the one about fasting. This test doesn’t require me to fast. I’m not a big fan of fasting. I’m not Baha’i or Buddhist, and I’ve never spent forty days and nights on a mountain with God, so abstaining from food and drink has never been my strong suit.
After the phlebotomist draws my blood, she hands me a sterile plastic specimen container and points me to the bathroom.
Try to catch the urine in midstream,
she says. It makes for a cleaner sample.
I nod as if this is something I’ve never heard before. As if this is my first time.
Urine samples are standard procedure. While I’m not always asked to give blood, I almost always have to leave a sample of my urine. I’ve heard some guys have a hard time peeing on command into a cup. I’ve never had a problem, so I provide a midstream catch, deposit the specimen container in the cabinet, grab my backpack, and head to the waiting room—not a waiting room in Brooklyn with soft-cushioned seats and diffused lighting and copies of Rolling Stone and National Geographic, but a waiting room in Queens with hard plastic stacking chairs and fluorescent overhead lights and copies of Us and People.
Randy stands at the front desk, hitting on the receptionist.
The receptionist is female. Late twenties. Jet-black hair. She’s wearing too much foundation. Her breath smells like cloves.
Cardio is my nirvana.
Randy clasps his hands behind his head and flexes his biceps. I run every day. I love working up a good sweat.
Randy is a six-foot-tall, two-hundred-pound walking erection. In the three years I’ve known him, I’ve never seen him pass on the chance to chat up a woman.
I hear sweat’s a big turn-on for women,
I say.
Lloyd, my man!
Randy gives me a bro shake followed by a pound hug, even though we’ve seen each other almost every day for the past week.
Randy may not be subtle, but he wears his affability, like his muscles, for everyone to see.
Where’s Vic and Isaac?
I ask, looking around the otherwise empty waiting room.
Totally Eagles,
Randy says.
Randy likes to make esoteric references to song and album titles by classic rock bands, leaving out the titles and figuring everyone knows what he’s talking about.
Already gone,
he says, with a wink to the receptionist.
Thank you for coming in, Mr. Prescott.
She ignores Randy and hands me some discharge literature and an envelope with my name on it. We’ll see you for your follow-up on Tuesday.
What about me?
Randy asks. I’m free Friday night.
I’m sorry, Mr. Ballard. I don’t date patients or clients. Plus I have a boyfriend.
What if I wasn’t a patient or a client?
Randy asks.
I’d still have a boyfriend.
Que sera, sera.
Randy shrugs and turns to me, his face lighting up with a smile as big as Long Island. Hey, wanna grab some grub?
Randy and I head back to Manhattan on the J train after chowing down on a couple of slices from Alfie’s. It’s a forty-five-minute ride back to the Lower East Side and we’ve used up most of that time talking about baseball and sex and playing a few games of Guess That Prescription Drug.
Can it cause suicidal thoughts or actions?
I ask.
Yes,
Randy says.
Hallucinations?
Yes.
Seizures?
Yes.
Shortness of breath or trouble breathing?
Yes.
That could be any number of antidepressants or antibiotics, but I’m guessing Randy didn’t pick an SSRI.
Yellowing of the skin?
I ask.
Randy shakes his head. Nope.
That rules out most of the antidepressants, though it’s not like you’ve won the lottery just because your medication doesn’t turn you into Homer Simpson.
When playing Guess That Prescription Drug, we tend to stay away from side effects like diarrhea, dizziness, headaches, loss of appetite, nausea, and vomiting, because almost every pharmaceutical drug can possibly cause at least two or more of those. Instead, we focus on the more severe side effects.
Severe blistering, peeling, or red skin rash?
I ask.
Yes.
Burning, numbing, or weakness in the extremities?
Yes.
Inability to move or bear weight on a joint or tendon?
Yes!
Randy says. You are so Van Halen right now.
I run through a possible list of Van Halen songs in my head. Hot for teacher?
On fire,
he says, as if it should be obvious.
Right. How did I not know that?
I don’t know. It’s only the final track on one of the greatest debut rock albums of all time.
Randy’s knowledge of classic rock is rivaled only by his enthusiasm for getting laid.
Is it cipro?
I ask.
Nailed it!
Randy gives me a fist bump as the train pulls into the Marcy Avenue station. Speaking of nailing it, did I tell you about the cute little blonde technician who works at the Montefiore Medical Center in the Bronx?
Randy proceeds to tell me about the cute little blonde technician in more detail than I care to know. While he’s telling his sordid tale, three young white punks get on and stand in the middle of the car wearing sunglasses and wife beaters, with their pants halfway down their asses like they’ve never heard of a belt.
So how are things with you and Sophie?
Randy asks.
Good,
I say, as the doors close and the train continues toward Manhattan.
You two been together what? Four years now?
Five,
I say.
Randy nods and whistles. I don’t think I’ve been with the same woman for more than five hours.
Randy’s not a big fan of long-term commitment.
You ever think about getting married?
Randy asks.
Sure,
I say.
When I think about marriage, it’s always more in theory. Like time travel. Or the conspiracy to assassinate JFK.
It’s not that I don’t like the idea of marrying Sophie. I like it just fine. And when I graduated from high school, I figured I’d be married by the time I hit thirty. But now that I’m here, getting married seems like something grown-ups do.
Yo man,
one of the punks says, loud enough for everyone to hear him. He has a buzz cut and a soul patch growing on his chin like black mold. This car smells like piss.
Yeah,
the second punk says, this one with a clean-shaven face and blond cornrows. Like someone rolled around in it.
Or took a bath in it,
the third punk says, his head shaved down to a cue ball.
They laugh at their show of bravado and continue to stand in the middle of the car, daring anybody to make eye contact. Cue Ball makes a show of sniffing at the air and takes a few steps in our direction, while Cornrows and Soul Patch follow his lead, sniffing at some of the other passengers like dogs.
Marcy Avenue is the last stop on the Brooklyn side of the East River, and it’s about an eight-minute ride to the Essex Street station, so our only options are to avoid eye contact or move to another car for the next five minutes. But New Yorkers like to act as though nothing bothers them, so everyone stays put and keeps their eyes trained on their books or on their iPhones or on the advertisements above the windows on the opposite side of the car, one of which is for depression.
Are you feeling anxious? Have you lost interest in activities you used to enjoy? Are your dishes piling up in the sink? You just might have clinical depression. We can help!
I think it’s that motherfucker over there,
Cornrows says, nodding toward an apparent homeless man sitting by himself at the other end of the car. The three punks make their way toward where the man is sitting and start harassing him.
Yo man, you stink,
Soul Patch says.
Yeah,
Cornrows says. Why the fuck did you bring your smelly ass onto this fuckin’ car?
Now we have to breathe your fuckin’ stench until we get to the next fuckin’ stop,
Cue Ball says.
Leave me alone,
the man says, his voice high-pitched and pleading. Just leave me alone!
They continue to berate the homeless man, who cowers in the corner, taking their abuse. No one in the entire subway car says anything. No one does anything. It may as well be happening on another planet.
I feel bad for the guy. The problem is, I don’t know if the three assholes are carrying knives or guns, and I don’t really want to find out. I’m not much for fighting, especially when the odds are in favor of me getting my head kicked in.
While my cupboards might be full of empathy, I haven’t exactly stocked up on heroism.
The thugs keep at the homeless guy for a couple of minutes. When it starts to look like they’re about to escalate their verbal abuse to something more physical, Randy stands up.
Hey,
Randy says. You heard the guy. Why don’t you leave him alone?
The three punks stop their badgering and turn to look at Randy.
Cue Ball takes a step forward. What the fuck did you say?
He stares at Randy from behind his sunglasses, flanked on either side by his buddies. Everyone in the car seems to be holding their breath, as if anticipating someone getting hurt. I’m sort of anticipating the same thing.
I asked you to leave him alone,
Randy says.
While Cue Ball is a couple of inches taller, I’d say Randy outweighs him by a good twenty pounds. But I don’t know how much size matters in a street brawl, even if it’s on a subway train.
We’re not looking for any trouble,
I say, trying to think of something to keep Randy from ending up in the hospital. But even to my own ears, I sound like a pussy.
Yeah, well, trouble is what you got.
Cue Ball starts to walk toward us, with Cornrows and Soul Patch following his lead.
The people sitting in our general proximity finally decide this would be a good time to get up and find another place to sit. I’d like to join them, but I can’t bail on Randy.
Shit, I think. Then I stand up to let Randy know I have his back.
Randy flexes his hands and fidgets, shifting from one foot to the other, like a boxer dancing around on his feet. While Randy occasionally moonlights as a bouncer, he’s always struck me as more of a lover than a fighter, but he’s not backing down. Me? I’ve never been in a fight before in my life, never even thrown a punch, and I don’t really want to break my perfect record. Or my face.
It’s only another minute or two before we reach the next station, and I’m hoping we get there fast enough for me to avoid words like fracture and contusion and hospital.
You should mind your own fuckin’ business,
Cue Ball says as he and his buddies close in.
Yes. I agree. We should mind our own fucking business. But it’s a little too late for shoulds.
I take a deep breath and curl my fingers into fists as my heart pounds inside my chest like it knows I’m about to get pummeled and is trying to warn me. My own personal robot shouting, Danger! Danger, Will Robinson!
Next to me, Randy continues to fidget while Cue Ball gives us a cold, icy smile. Then the smile vanishes and I tense up, expecting the first blow to follow. Instead, Cue Ball gets this look on his face like he’s having a heart attack or crapping his pants. The next moment his face and arms break out in hives and he starts scratching at himself and shouting What the fuck!
over and over.
Cornrows and Soul Patch don’t want any part of whatever’s happening to their buddy and back away. Randy and I do the same, just in case whatever Cue Ball has is catching, and watch as he continues to suffer from what appears to be some kind of allergic reaction. To what, I have no idea. Maybe he used the wrong detergent. Or ate Moroccan food. Or wore a cheap polyester blend. But at least it looks like no one’s getting pummeled.
When the train pulls into the Essex Street station, Cue Ball’s skin has turned bright red and blotchy, and he’s covered in hives. No one offers him any comfort or sympathy, not even Cornrows or Soul Patch, who have retreated to the other end of the subway car as if their buddy is a nuclear bomb.
The doors slide open and all the passengers scramble out of the car as fast as they can, including Randy and me. Even Cornrows and Soul Patch make themselves scarce in a hurry, leaving Cue Ball behind to deal with his own shit.
Hey!
he shouts. Hey, man! Someone fuckin’ help me!
As we head for the exit, Randy says, What the hell do you think happened to him?
I don’t know,
I say, checking my hands and arms. Whatever it is, I hope it’s not contagious.
No doubt,
Randy says. Hey, speaking of contagious, did I tell you about the receptionist at the med-lab facility in Brooklyn?
I’m a professional guinea pig.
I take generic painkillers, heart medications, antidepressants, and other experimental drugs being developed and tested for consumer use.
Drugs for ADHD, insomnia, and urinary tract infections.
Drugs for schizophrenia, impotence, and Parkinson’s disease.
Drugs with names like clonazepam and naproxen and Adderall.
Not exactly something you go to college for, or intern at a prestigious law firm to gain experience as, or dream of being when you’re a kid.
What do you want to be when you grow up, Lloyd?
I want to test drugs that might make me vomit or experience uncontrollable flatulence.
This is why they have high school guidance counselors. Someone to give you direction and a sense of purpose. Someone to help you come up with a plan for a future that doesn’t involve selling yourself for medical research or starring in bad porn. Not that I’ve ever had sex for money, but sometimes you do what you have to do in order to make ends meet.
And sometimes you end up doing it for so long that you can’t figure out how to stop.
Most prescription drugs go through three trial phases before they hit the market. In Phase I, experimental drugs and treatments are tested on more or less healthy subjects in order to determine efficacy and study possible side effects. Phase II clinical trials deal with dosing requirements and effectiveness, while Phase III trials involve test subjects who suffer from the condition the new drug intends to treat.
I’m in the first category.
Over the last five years, I’ve participated in over 150 clinical trials. During that time, I’ve consumed chemically enhanced sports drinks, been given pills laced with radioactive tracers, had extensive X-rays, worn a twenty-four-hour catheter, and taken a medication that turned my sweat and urine a bright, fluorescent orange.
I was like a human highlighter pen.
While test subjects in Phase III trials often enroll in a study in order to gain access to a new drug that might help them, healthy guinea pigs in Phase I trials can’t expect any medical benefits from the drugs we’re testing. And every time we volunteer, we take a risk that something might go wrong.
I suppose no matter what you do for a living, there’s always a chance something might go wrong. You could get hit by a bus. Or suffer a brain aneurysm. Or have a gas main blow up beneath your cubicle.
You never know what wonderful surprises life has in store.
But chances are, when most people go to work, they don’t have to worry that their jobs might lead to multiple organ failure. Or cause permanent damage to their immune systems. Or result in the amputation of their fingers and toes.
These aren’t hypothetical worst-case scenarios. This is what happened to half a dozen guinea pigs who participated in a study for a prospective treatment for rheumatoid arthritis and leukemia.
So yeah, shit happens. But sometimes life provides options you never thought you’d have to take, so you take them in spite of the risks. Plus it’s not like I’m volunteering just to accumulate a bunch of karmic brownie points.
In a typical month I make over $3,000, sometimes twice that, but I’ve never made less than $2,000. Generic testing studies usually take place over a couple of weekends and pay anywhere from $600 to $2,000. One time I took home $5,000 for a study on a new prostate drug, but I had to spend two weeks in a research dorm getting prodded by lubricated index fingers. Another time I was paid $4,500 for a twenty-eight-day sleep deprivation study. While I only received $500 for a one-week Paleolithic diet study, it didn’t require a washout, which is the thirty-day waiting period required between some studies to make sure you don’t have any drugs in your system that might impact test results.
This is presuming guinea pigs tell the truth about the drugs we’ve tested. Since there’s no shared database among all of the various research companies to keep track of who’s volunteering how many times a year, most of us bounce from one research facility to another to maximize our earnings.
While honesty may be the best policy, it doesn’t always help to pay the rent.
The best-paying studies are lockdowns: inpatient trials that require volunteers to check into a research facility for several days or weeks. That way, researchers can control diet, check blood and urine on a regular basis, and monitor medical status around the clock.
I’m not a big fan of lockdowns. One, I can’t stand institutional food. And two, you usually end up rooming with other guinea pigs, not all of whom are people you want to be around for two weeks in a row, 24/7.
But the money is hard to turn down.
A few weeks ago, Randy and I and five other guinea pigs we know each earned a $3,300 paycheck for taking part in a twenty-two-day lockdown in which we were tested to see how multiple drugs interacted with one another. The drugs, which have already been approved by the FDA, are used to treat schizophrenia, depression, and bipolar disorder.
A lot of these drugs I’ve tested—the ones that have already passed the final stage of clinical trials and are now legally available by prescription and advertised on television—come with a host of common side effects in addition to their advertised health benefits.
Diarrhea. Nausea. Vomiting.
These are the less serious side effects. The ones that don’t require you to call your doctor or make you wonder if it’s too late to take out life insurance.
But then there are the more serious side effects, the ones you hear rattled off on a commercial like a contest disclaimer.
May cause seizures. May cause loss of consciousness. May cause severe or persistent cramps. Only one entry per household. Must be eighteen or over to be eligible. Residents of California and Arizona must pay sales tax.
Then there are the drugs that actually cause the very problem they’re supposed to be treating.
Drugs to treat diarrhea that can cause diarrhea. Drugs for sleep disorders that can cause insomnia. Drugs to combat depression that can cause suicidal thoughts.
One drug—an anti-inflammatory taken for arthritis, tendinitis, bursitis, gout, and menstrual cramps—suggests that you stop taking the medication and seek immediate medical attention if you experience any of the following:
Slurred speech.
Blistering or peeling of the skin.
Coughing up blood or vomit that looks like coffee grounds.
There’s more, including jaundice, bloody stool, numbness, and chills. But if I’m having trouble speaking and my skin is blistering and I’m throwing up something that has the consistency of Starbucks Breakfast Blend, I’m thinking maybe this drug needs to be taken off the shelves.
It makes you wonder how something like this gets approved by the FDA while the federal government continues to debate the benefits of medical marijuana.
Still, the safety of these drugs is dependent upon a pool of willing volunteers who have a lot of time to spare. This isn’t something