Gentle Regrets: Thoughts from a Life
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Although his writings on philosophical aesthetics have shown him to be a leading authority in the field, his defence of political conservatism has marked him out in academic circles as public enemy number one.
Whether it is Scruton's opinions that get up the nose of his critics, or the wit and erudition with which he expresses them, there is no doubt that their noses are vastly distended by his presence, and constantly on the verge of a collective sneeze.
Contrary to orthodox opinion, however, Roger Scruton is a human being, and Gentle Regrets contains the proof of it - a quiet, witty but also serious and moving account of the ways in which life brought him to think what he thinks, and to be what he is. His moving vignettes of his childhood and later influences illuminate this book.
Love him or hate him, he will engage you in an argument that is both intellectually stimulating and informed by humour.
Roger Scruton
Roger Scruton is a philosopher whose books include Art and Imagination (1974), The Meaning of Conservatism (1980), The Philosopher on Dover Beach (1990), The Aesthetics of Music (1997), Beauty (2009), How to Think Seriously About the Planet: The Case for an Environmental Conservatism (2012) and Our Church (2012). In 2010 he delivered the Gifford Lectures at St Andrews on 'The Face of God'. He has been described, by Daniel Hannan, MEP, as 'The man who, more than any other, has defined what conservatism is.'
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Gentle Regrets - Roger Scruton
Preface
‘How did you come to be what you are?’ This question is often asked of me, and from time to time I have found myself revisiting the past in an attempt to answer it. These autobiographical excursions have usually formed part of some larger intellectual enterprise and, in bringing them together in this book, my intention has been not to dwell on them, but to understand the concrete beginnings of some fairly abstract ideas.
Wisdom is truth that consoles. There is truth without wisdom, as we know from the many mad scientists who are running loose in our world. And there is consolation without truth, as we know from the history of religion. Whatever its defects, my life has enabled me to find comfort in uncomfortable truths. Whether this counts as wisdom I do not know; but it encourages me to provide some of the personal background from which my worldview arose.
I have described one or two influential friends and companions, mentioned others, but in no way attempted to name all the people who have been important to me. More people than I deserve have offered me love and friendship, and if I do not mention them by name, it is because this book is not a record of my éducation sentimentale but an attempt to explain a particular conservative outlook.
Some of the material that follows has been adapted from previously published articles, and I am grateful to the editors of Books and Company, City Journal, BBC Music Magazine, New Criterion and Nexus for the relevant permissions.
Malmesbury, January 2005
1
How I Discovered Books
Although my father was a teacher, books did not play a large part in our home. Those that could be found in the house were of a useful or improving kind: encyclopaedias, the Bible, Palgrave’s Golden Treasury, some gardening books, the Penguin Odyssey, and memoirs of the Second World War. By way of shielding herself from my father’s gloom, my mother dabbled a little in exotic religions, which meant that pamphlets by Indian gurus would from time to time occupy the front room table. But neither she nor my father had any conception of the book, as a hidden door in the scheme of things that opens into another world.
My first inkling of this experience came from Bunyan. The year was 1957. I was 13, a day boy at our next-door grammar school, where I learned to distinguish books into two kinds: on the syllabus; and off it. Pilgrim’s Progress must surely have been off the syllabus; nothing else can account for the astonishment with which I turned its pages. I was convalescing from flu, sitting in the garden on a fine spring day. A few yards to my left was our house – a plain whitewashed Edwardian box, part of a ribbon development that stretched along the main road from High Wycombe halfway to Amersham. To the right stood the neo-Georgian Grammar School with its frontage of lawn. Opposite was the ugly new housing estate that spoiled our view. I sat in a nondescript corner of post-war England; nothing could conceivably happen in such surroundings, except the things that happen anywhere: a bus passing, a dog barking, football on the wireless, shepherd’s pie for tea.
And then suddenly I was in a visionary landscape, where even the most ordinary things come dressed in astonishment. In Bunyan’s world words are not barriers or defences, as they are in suburban England, but messages sent to the heart. They jump into you from the page, as though in answer to a summons. This, surely, is the sign of a great writer, that he speaks to you in your voice, by making his voice your own.
I did not put the book down until I had finished it. And for months afterwards I strode through our suburb side by side with Christian, my inner eye fixed on the Celestial City.
Two years later, when I was studying A-level science, my parents decided to move. They had found a house in Marlow, smaller, quieter and quainter than Amersham Road. The owners – a retired couple called Deas who were emigrating to Canada – drove over to discuss the deal. I was left sitting in the same spot in our garden, drinking tea with their son.
Since Bunyan, few books off the syllabus had passed through my hands. Nevertheless, I had heard rumours of the artistic temperament, and something about Ivor Deas made me suspect that he suffered from this obscure but distinguished ailment. He was a bachelor of some 40 years, still living with his parents. His face was pale and thin, with grey eyes that seemed to fade away when you looked at them. His alabaster hands with their long white fingers; his quiet voice; his spare and careful words; his trousers, rubbed shiny at the knees; and his Adam’s apple shifting up and down like a ping-pong ball in a fountain – all these seemed totally out of place in our suburb and conferred on him an air of suffering fragility that must surely have some literary cause. He sat in silence, waiting for me to speak. I asked him his occupation. He responded with an embarrassed laugh.
‘Librarian,’ he said, and I looked at him amazed. To think of it – a real librarian, in our garden, sitting over a cup of tea! What could I say to him? There was an uncomfortable silence as I searched my mind for topics. Mozart was my latest passion, and eventually I asked the librarian if he knew Don Giovanni, from which opera I had just acquired a long-playing record of extracts. He looked at me for a moment, eyes wavering, neck wobbling, hands clutching his knees. Then suddenly he began to speak, quietly, almost tonelessly, as though confessing to some dreadful crime.
‘Of course it’s a conundrum, isn’t it – such a perfect work of art, not a note or a word out of place, and yet Mozart feels free to add two arias, just like that, because the tenor asks for them! Purists would cut these arias: they hold up the action, destroy the artistic integrity. But music like Dalla sua pace
– would you remove such a jewel just because – well, I mean, just because it stretches the crown? So to speak.’
Having delivered himself of this weighty utterance he stared down sadly into his teacup, a posture that he maintained in silence until his parents emerged from the house. I was stunned by his words. No track on the treasured LP had stirred me more deeply than ‘Dalla sua pace’, and the thought that something so beautiful could also be a problem, that a composer might actually think of adding or subtracting it for the sake of the whole, filled me with an astonished sense of the labour, the complexity, the sheer holiness of art. As they were leaving he turned to me and said
‘I hope you enjoy Marlow library. I worked hard on it.’
‘And will you still be there?’ I asked, astonished to have met not only a librarian, but a town librarian.
He gave me a frightened look.
‘Oh no. I shall be going with them,’ he nodded over his shoulder, ‘to Canada.’
‘Come along, Ivor,’ his mother shouted. She was a large, formidable-looking lady, with permed grey hair and layers of woollen clothing in maroon and mauve. With a nod and a gulp the librarian disappeared into the back of the family car, and that was the last I saw of him.
But it was not the last of his influence. In those days immigration from Britain was encouraged by the Canadian government, which subsidized the cost. Mrs Deas was able to take her furniture and knick-knacks, down to the last Bambi on the mantelpiece. But, as she explained to my mother, Ivor’s books would cause them to go over the weight limit. So would we mind if they were left behind? If we had no use for them they could always be given to the RSPCA.
The first book that I picked from Ivor’s collection was a volume of letters by Rainer Maria Rilke. Needless to say, I had never heard of this writer, but I was attracted by his name. ‘Rainer’ had a faraway, exotic sound to it; ‘Rilke’ suggested knighthood and chivalry. And ‘Maria’ made me think of a being more spiritual than material, who had risen so high above the scheme of things as no longer to possess a sex. I read the book with a feeling of astonishment, just as I had experienced two years before through Bunyan. An air of sanctity, a reckless disregard for the world and its requirements, seemed to radiate from those mysterious pages. Here was a man who wandered outside society, communing with nature and his soul. I did not suspect that Rilke was a shameless sponge; I could not see that these letters, which seem to be all giving, are in fact all taking, the work of a spiritual vampire. To me they exemplified another, higher mode of being, of which I had no precise conception, but for which I tried to find a name: ‘aesthetic’ sounded right at first; but then ‘ascetic’ seemed just as good, and somewhat easier to say. Eventually I used both words interchangeably, satisfied that between them they captured the mysterious vision that had been granted to me, but withheld from those coarser beings – my parents and sisters, for instance – who had no knowledge of books.
Thanks to Rilke, I embarked on the aesthetic, or ascetic, way of life. The first requirement was to fall in love with someone pure and inaccessible, for whom I could suffer in silence. One of my class-mates seemed a promising candidate: he was handsome, thoughtful, showed a faint interest in music, sought my good opinion. But when I asked him to read Rilke’s letters he protested that he didn’t have time. I fixed my eye instead on a girl whom I had seen in Marlow church. She wore a white mackintosh and a white silk scarf, and her neatly plaited hair and cream-coloured cheeks radiated child-like piety. I knew nothing about her, except that she came from Marlow Bottom. When I confided this fact to my sister, whose curiosity had been aroused by my ostentatious sighs, she roared with laughter, and promptly named the object of my passion ‘Big Bertha of Marlow Bottom’. Such taunts notwithstanding, Big Bertha, who was in fact small and delicate, sustained my reading for several months. Then one evening I caught sight of her in a doorway, snogging lasciviously with a man in jeans. I revised my conception of the ascetico-aesthetic life, with love excised from it.
By now I had discovered Dante, in the Temple Classics edition that Ivor Deas had annotated in a fine italic hand. This was my introduction to symbolism; I formed the conclusion that symbols put us in touch with our real selves, and that our real selves are vastly more interesting than the pretend-selves we adopt for others’ consumption. The theory was confirmed by a reading of Robert Graves’s White Goddess – surely the most dangerous way for a child to discover poetry, but incomparable in its excitement.
Graves challenged me to read more widely. I began to explore Ivor’s other domain, the public library, to whose Eng. Lit. section he had clearly devoted the greater part of his time. All the poets, critics and novelists had found a place in those unvisited rooms, from the windows of which you could see the high wall of a secluded Victorian mansion, occupied, as it happened, by the ageing C. K. Scott Moncrieff. It was months before I was to know the significance of that name. But the books that Ivor had collected at public expense, and which I read, usually four at a time, on a table between the bookshelves, were now inextricably fused in my mind with the view of that high brick wall. Wisteria swarmed over the top of it, and a great cedar tree rose in the garden, resting its branches on the coping-stones and hiding the house from view. I read like an alchemist, searching for the spell that would admit me to that secret world, where shadows fall on tonsured lawns, and the aesthetic (or was it ascetic?) way of life occurs in solemn rituals after tea.
Soon order of a kind was established in my literary thinking. Thanks to Mr Broadbridge, a Leavisite master, those in our sixth form who were doing A-level English came to literature only after being steeped in the vinegar of Revaluation. I too, though studying natural sciences, felt the force of Mr Broadbridge’s edicts, issued in classrooms three corridors away. Once again, books were divided into those on the syllabus and those off it – the only change being that the syllabus was now indefinitely large. Whatever the charms of Rilke and Graves, they were definitely off the syllabus. Dante was OK, because Eliot said so. But Dante had to be approached through The Sacred Wood, and the going was hard. As for Kafka and Kierkegaard, who had also captured my imagination, they were apologists for sickness, tempters who must be banished by those for whom ‘life is a necessary word’. The severity of Dr Leavis appealed to me, since it made my literary excursions into sins. I went on reading Rilke and Kafka, with a renewed sense of being an outsider, obscurely redeemed by the crime that condemned me. And to this day I remain persuaded that it is not life that is the judge of literature, but the other way round.
One of the poets on the Leavisite index was a favourite of Ivor’s. His copy of Shelley, which I still possess, is annotated in every margin. On its title page is Ivor’s name – George Ivor Deas, or Georgius Ivorus Decius as he there expresses it, by way of preface to some lines of Ovid. On the next page, in Ivor’s italic hand, is a sonnet dated 23 February 1945. It captures, in its stilted way, the premonition that all of us feel when the first enthusiasms of youth begin to wane:
Evolution
In youth he shouts to the stars — ‘There is no God!’
Laughs till Faith withers in his laughter’s flame;
Cries that Law libels Freedom without blame,
That Order sweats and weeps and smells of blood;
Says Life’s a dull game played with smudged old cards;
And Death’s humiliation, no one’s gain;
Envies those lunatics who dare be sane
In handcuffs, elbowed on by bored young guards.
Older, with steel of need and flint of fear,
Strikes God ablaze again through the bare sky;
Drugs with a sleepy Faith Life’s apathy;
Makes hope his soul and Death a doorway near;
Pats Law and Order on their snarling crest,
And lives a meek Assenter with the rest!
The meek assenter who slipped away to Canada at his mother’s command, leaving his life behind, was my saviour. Librarians like Ivor made fortresses of books, where taste and scholarship survived and could be obtained free of charge. For those born into bookless homes, but awoken by chance to literature, the public library was a refuge, a place where you could come to terms with your isolation. It was made so by people like Ivor.
I recently had cause to remember him. I had been looking for Wagner’s writings from Paris – a collection of wonderful essays and stories, the kind of book that every library should possess, if only to offer a true record of our culture. At last I obtained the book from a dealer’s catalogue. On the title page, at the very place where George Ivor Deas would have copied out his name, is a red stamp: ‘Discarded by the Hackney Library Services’.
2
How I Discovered my Name
An important part of every writer’s task is to use proper names judiciously. Shakespeare’s names – Ophelia, Prospero, Caliban, Portia, Bottom, Titania, Malvolio – summon character and plot, and also seem to light up regions of the human psyche, so that we can say, knowing what we mean and without other words to express it, ‘I am not Prince Hamlet, nor was meant to be’. And what poem makes greater use of a name than the one from which I have just quoted? ‘The Lovesong of J. Alfred Prufrock’: all the existential hesitation of the protagonist is foreshadowed in the title, which illustrates the deep-down impossibility of anyone called J. Alfred Prufrock uttering a plausible love song. Christopher Ricks shows this with characteristic élan in T. S. Eliot and Prejudice: ‘I’m in love.
Who’s the lucky man?
J. Alfred Prufrock
– impossible.’
Shakespeare’s genius is revealed not only in his choice of names, but in his ability to take the names prescribed by his sources, and make them become the characters who wear them: Antony and Cleopatra, for example, both so swelled with erotic recklessness by Shakespeare that it is not surprising that Dryden called his version of the story All for Love, and allowed the names to creep in later. With what fine sense of drama does the poet display the dying Antony through his name, while Cleopatra is eclipsed by a title:
Ant.
Peace!
Not Caesar’s valour hath o’erthrown Antony,
But Antony’s hath triumph’d on itself.
Cleo.
So it should be, that none but Antony
Should conquer Antony, but woe ‘tis so!
Ant.
I am dying, Egypt, dying …
When treating of erotic love Shakespeare makes play with the very act of naming, reminding us that the arbitrariness of names stems from the attempt to record what is not arbitrary at all but unique and therefore inexpressible. Juliet, having learned that Romeo bears the hated name of Montague, attempts to separate him in thought from his name:
What’s in a name? That which we call a Rose,
By any other word would smell as sweete,
So Romeo would, were he not Romeo call’d,
Retaine that dear perfection which he owes
Without that title. Romeo, doffe thy name,
And for thy name which is no part of thee,
Take all my selfe.
As the tragedy shows, it is precisely this that Romeo cannot do. To doff his name is to doff his destiny as the child of his parents and the heir to their burden of revenge. As the two lovers are entangled in the web of disaster, their names gather the resonance of their passion, and that which they at first strive to doff is at last engraved in marble on their common tomb. Thus, before the end of the scene Juliet is already saying:
Bondage is hoarse, and may not speake aloud,
Else would I teare the Cave where Echo lies,
And make her airie tongue more hoarse than myne,
With repetition of my Romeo.
Romeo’s rejection of the claims of Rosaline is expressed in his forgetting her name, and when Romeo later rages against his name –
O tell me, friar, tell me
In what vile part of this Anatomie
Doth my name lodge? Tell me that I may sack
The hateful mansion
III,iii
– his words show the futility of his effort to excise this thing, which is the focal point of Juliet’s passion. ‘In the name,’ wrote Hegel, ‘the individual as pure individual is weighed
, not only in his
consciousness, but in the consciousness of all.’ (Phenomenology of Spirit)
Shakespeare’s plays are works of philosophy – philosophy not argued but shown. Other writers, less concerned with the finer points of metaphysics, have nevertheless busied themselves with the impossible task of presenting an individual essence in a name. Dickens is a master of this, so too is Henry James. In Dickens the effect is mostly comic: in James it is often turned to tragic purpose, as when American innocence, encapsulated in a bright-eyed, honest name like Milly Theale or Daisy Miller, is turned inwards and destroyed by old-world moral artifice. A writer’s heraldic talent may be revealed in plain syllables – Tom Jones, Moll Flanders – or in a label that invites social and linguistic diagnosis: Rougon-Macquart, Buddenbrooks or Proust’s tantalizing Charlus, revealed after many hundreds of pages to be only the least and most obscure of the Baron’s titles. A name acquired by marriage is particularly significant, since it resounds with the choice that introduced it. Flaubert begins his great novel in the first person plural, placing Charles Bovary both inside the mind and outside the story, observed like a curious insect under the microscope, so that his surname fills with honest clumsiness and well-meant social failure. And then suddenly the writer withdraws, the ‘we’ evaporates, and this yoke is clamped around the neck of Emma.
Writers are connoisseurs of names. They jot them down from noticeboards and newspapers, from small ads and telephone directories. And to each they try to affix an image or a story; the name in the phonebook is a glimpse through curtains of a private space as yet unentered by the narrator. But what about the writer’s own name? A nom de plume is a mask, like Stendhal, and it is chosen as a writer’s name, the name of that all-seeing eye on the edge of things, the consciousness that observes but is no part of the action. To live with such a name is not to gain a personality but to renounce it, to become the narrator of a supreme fiction, and so to fictionalize oneself. The nom de plume conceals the other name, the unchosen patronymic in which lives the real human essence – the Henri Beyle or Eric Blair who is not Prince Hamlet nor was meant to be.
Even without the device of a nom de plume, there is room for the literary imagination. You can address your readers from the formal posture of a surname, or you can offer a glimpse of your intimate self, the self that is known to those who truly live with it. Suppose T. S. Eliot had written Tom Eliot on his title pages – like Thorn Gunn or Ted Hughes. Would his poetry still retain the hieratic, suffering detachment that is so important to its sense? Or suppose, conversely, that Ariel had been the work of one S. Plath. How then could we take seriously the knife-like accusations, the sense of intimacy as horrible as the hands of the Inca priest seizing the heart of a living victim?
Daddy, I have had to kill you …
Not, surely, the words of S. Plath, but a cry from the depths of Sylvia. Who is Sylvia, what is she, That all our swains commend/condemn her? The answer is there on the page.
Spelling, too, matters. Thorn Gunn is decidedly not Tom Gunn. The inaudible ‘h’ suggests a softness, a sensibility, to which only those who relish the written word are fully attuned. ‘H’ is for ‘homosexual’: it reveals to the eye, while hiding from the ear, the flesh beneath the biker’s jacket.
Initials used by a woman writer are like the George Eliot of our greatest philosophical novelist – a masculine disguise, calculated both to exploit and to challenge the supposed ascendancy of men. (I say ‘supposed’, but of course if enough people suppose that it is so, then it is so.) And if such a writer reveals in every line and every word that she is first of all a woman, and only by default and in unguarded moments a dispassionate narrator (dispassionate narrators being mostly of the masculine gender, if not of the male sex), the result is unsettling and even incongruous. It was a relief to discover that A. L. Kennedy is called Alison. If someone asked me who wrote So I am Glad, I would now without thinking say Alison Kennedy, the very same Alison Kennedy who wrote On Bullfighting. But no such writer appears in the library catalogues.
The use of initials is to some extent a matter of fashion. Maybe it is no accident that T. S. Eliot, W. H. Auden, W. B. Yeats and D. H. Lawrence were of the same period and the same cultural milieu, or that they all made such an impression on F. R. Leavis who, with his wife Q. D., felt called upon to judge them. But that is not the whole story. In an age of first names initials remain a useful tool: they suggest coolness and objectivity. Novelists who see through their characters, as A. N. Wilson does, are well advised to keep their first names to themselves; a poet like C. H. Sisson, for whom the human world is only a point of departure for the empty courtroom where God once sat in judgement, ought to be wary of letting us call him Charles. And, while on the subject of religious poetry, how wrong it would be to call Gerard Manley Hopkins G. M. – for here is a poet whose religion consists in letting his heart flow out, rather than in fastidiously withdrawing it.
But what about the names themselves – not first names only, but surnames too? For those addicted to words, the surnames of writers take on the sense of their writings. Wittgenstein, for me, has the sound of a frozen mountaineer, poised on the apex of an argument and remaining there, aloof, uncomforted and alone. Dickens – whose name is proverbial in English – has the sound of an old-fashioned haberdashery: an accumulation of oddments, some still useful, others left behind by fashion or piled in a heap of unvisited history, like the objects in Mrs Jellaby’s cupboard. Lawrence roars like a lion, and yawns like one too; while Melville is not the noise of Captain Ahab stomping his wooden peg on the deck above, but the melancholy sound of a quiet harbour, where the sheets smack in the breeze and a clerk sucks his pen at a counting desk above the quay.
As for the first names of writers, they matter in another way: for they are the private aspect of a name that has chosen to go public. Acquiring the right surname is hard; but at least people don’t blame you for it. Acquiring the right first name is easier, since your parents often give you a choice, and there are nicknames galore to replace them. But for this very reason you stand accused of your first name. It is your fault that you are Agatha, Gramophone or Quin.
Names have fatally affected my literary career. My mother was born and bred in the genteel suburbs of London, cherishing an ideal of gentlemanly conduct and social distinction that my father set out with considerable relish to destroy. She saw in me her great hope of rescue from the Lawrentian wildness of Jack Scruton, and of a return to the quiet tea-parties and box-lined gardens of Upper Norwood. She therefore decided that I should be called Vernon, after a distant cousin who looked sweet and poetic in photographs, but whose greatest merit was that he had emigrated to Canada before he could reveal how few real merits he had.
My father, who perhaps saw in this name a fitting revenge for my existence, acquiesced in his wife’s desire. However, a residual tenderness towards his son reminded him of the misery that would be faced by a boy with a cissy name, if he could not fight his way to another one. He therefore insisted also on Roger, after Sir Roger de Buslingthorpe, who lay in effigy in the church next to the farm where I was born. Furthermore it was mercifully agreed between my parents that, while I was to be called Vernon by all my relations, Roger would be the first name on my birth certificate and, as it were, the official title that I would one day win through my deeds.
I was a timid child, who keenly felt the double injury of red hair and a cissy name. The critical moment came aged ten, during