The Verso Book of Dissent: From Spartacus to the Shoe-Thrower of Baghdad
By Andrew Hsiao and Audrea Lim
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This anthology, global in scope, presents voices of dissent from every era of human history: speeches and pamphlets, poems and songs, plays and manifestos. Every age has its iconoclasts, and yet the greatest among them build on the words and actions of their forerunners. The Verso Book of Dissent will become an invaluable resource, reminding today’s citizens that these traditions will never die.
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From Spartacus to
the Shoe-Thrower
of Baghdad
ca. 1800 BCE
ANONYMOUS
The Tale of the Eloquent Peasant
Your heart is greedy, it does not become you. You despoil: this is not praiseworthy for you … The officers, who are set as a protection against injustice—a curse to the shameless are these officers, who are set as a bulwark against lies. Fear of you has not deterred me from supplicating you; if you think so, you have not known my heart. The Silent one, who turns to report to you his difficulties, is not afraid to present them to you … Do the truth for the sake of the Lord of Truth …
Does it then happen that the scales stand aslant? Or is it thinkable that the scales incline to one side? Behold, if I come not, if another comes, then you host opportunity to speak as one who answers, as one who addresses the silent, as one who responds to him who has not spoken to you … You have not fled, you have not departed. But you have not yet granted me any reply to this beautiful word which comes from the mouth of the sun-god himself: Speak the truth; do the truth: for it is great, it is mighty, it is everlasting. It will obtain for you merit, and will lead you to veneration.
For does the scale stand aslant? It is their scale-pans that bear the objects, and in just scales there is no … wanting.
The Tale of the Eloquent Peasant
tells of an Egyptian who was tricked into letting his donkey eat a noble’s grain, after which the overseer of the noble’s land took the donkey and beat the peasant. The peasant’s subsequent appeals were so persuasive that his case was eventually brought to the Pharoah, who asked that his petition be put into writing. This is his petition. The Pharaoh ordered the noble to transfer all of his property to the peasant; the peasant’s donkey was also returned.
ca. 700 BCE
HESIOD
Works and Days
For the gods keep hidden from men the means of life [crops]. Else you would easily do work enough in a day to supply you for a full year even without working; soon would you put away your rudder over the smoke, and the fields worked by ox and sturdy mule would run to waste. But Zeus in the anger of his heart hid it, because Prometheus the crafty deceived him; therefore he planned sorrow and mischief against men. He hid fire; but that the noble son of Iapetos stole again for men from Zeus the counselor in a hollow fennel-stalk, so that Zeus who delights in thunder did not see it. But afterwards Zeus who gathers the clouds said to him in anger: Son of Iapetos, surpassing all in cunning, you are glad that you have outwitted me and stolen fire—a great plague to you yourself and to men that shall be. But I will give men as the price for fire an evil thing in which they may all be glad of heart while they embrace their own destruction.
So said the father of men and gods, and laughed aloud.
Hesiod’s Works and Days is a didactic poem on the necessity of human labor. While Hesiod’s early account of the Prometheus myth portrays him as a harmful figure for invoking Zeus’s wrath, in modern times Prometheus has become a symbol of human ambition and defiance in the face of the gods.
ca. 590 BCE
SAPPHO
Supreme Sight on the Black Earth
Some say cavalry and others claim
infantry or a fleet of long oars
is the supreme sight on the black earth.
I say it is
the one you love. And easily proved.
Didn’t Helen, who far surpassed all
mortals in beauty, desert the best
of men, her king,
and sail off to Troy and forget
her daughter and her dear parents? Merely
Aphrodite’s gaze made her readily bend
and led her far
from her path. These tales remind me now
of Anaktoria who isn’t here,
yet I
for one
would rather see her warm supple step
and the sparkle in her face than watch all
the chariots in Lydia and foot soldiers armored
in glittering bronze.
Sappho hailed from the Greek island of Lesbos. The lack of information about her life, coupled with the romantic and homoerotic subject matter of her surviving work, has led to much speculation about whether her poetry was autobiographical in nature.
ca. 522 BCE
HERODOTUS
Otanes’s Speech
Then Otanes, whose proposal to give the Persians equality was defeated, spoke thus among them all: Fellow partisans, it is plain that one of us must be made king (whether by lot, or entrusted with the office by the choice of the Persians, or in some other way), but I shall not compete with you; I desire neither to rule nor to be ruled; but if I waive my claim to be king, I make this condition, that neither I nor any of my descendants shall be subject to any one of you.
To these terms the six others agreed; Otanes took no part in the contest but stood aside; and to this day his house (and no other in Persia) remains free, and is ruled only so far as it is willing to be, so long as it does not transgress Persian law.
Herodotus recounts Persian nobleman Otanes’s speech during a debate between the Persian conspirators who overthrew the Magian usurper Gaumata. By asking neither to rule nor to be ruled, Otanes invokes the Greek idea of isonomía—roughly, equality under the law.
ca. 415 BCE
THUCYDIDES
The Melian Dialogue
Melians: But we know that the fortune of war is sometimes more impartial than the disproportion of numbers might lead one to suppose; to submit is to give ourselves over to despair, while action still preserves for us a hope that we may stand erect … You may be sure that we are as well aware as you of the difficulty of contending against your power and fortune, unless the terms be equal. But we trust that the gods may grant us fortune as good as yours, since we are just men fighting against unjust.
The twenty-seven-year-long conflict between Athens and Sparta documented by Thucydides drew in other Greek city-states. The people of Melos first wished to remain neutral—but, facing a superior Athenian force and urged to surrender, they refused to yield and took up arms instead. Despite fighting bravely, the Melians finally succumbed, after which their men were put to death and their women and children enslaved.
399 BCE
PLATO
The Apology of Socrates
And now, Athenians, I am not going to argue for my own sake, as you may think, but for yours, that you may not sin against the God, or lightly reject his boon by condemning me. For if you kill me you will not easily find another like me, who, if I may use such a ludicrous figure of speech, am a sort of gadfly, given to the state by the God; and the state is like a great and noble steed who is tardy in his motions owing to his very size, and requires to be stirred into life. I am that gadfly which God has given the state and all day long and in all places am always fastening upon you, arousing and persuading and reproaching you. And as you will not easily find another like me, I would advise you to spare me. I dare say that you may feel irritated at being suddenly awakened when you are caught napping; and you may think that if you were to strike me dead, as Anytus advises, which you easily might, then you would sleep on for the remainder of your lives, unless God in his care of you gives you another gadfly. And that I am given to you by God is proved by this: that if I had been like other men, I should not have neglected all my own concerns, or patiently seen the neglect of them during all these years, and have been doing yours, coming to you individually, like a father or elder brother, exhorting you to regard virtue; this, I say, would not be like human nature. And had I gained anything, or if my exhortations had been paid, there would have been some sense in that: but now, as you will perceive, not even the impudence of my accusers dares to say that I have ever exacted or sought pay of anyone; they have no witness of that. And I have a witness of the truth of what I say; my poverty is a sufficient witness.
After citizens’ charges were brought against Socrates for being a man who corrupted the young, refused to worship the gods, and created new deities,
he was given the chance to defend himself against the accusations. Found guilty and condemned to death, he drank hemlock.
ca. 300 BCE
QU YUAN
The Lament
I marvel at the folly of the king,
So heedless of his people’s suffering.
They envied me my mothlike eyebrows fine,
And so my name his damsels did malign.
Truly to craft alone their praise they paid,
The square in measuring they disobeyed;
The use of common rules they held debased;
With confidence their crooked lines they traced.
In sadness plunged and sunk in deepest gloom,
Alone I drove on to my dreary doom.
In exile rather would I meet my end,
Than to the baseness of their ways descend.
Qu Yuan, scholar and minister in the state of Chu during China’s Warring States Period, is said to have waded into the Miluo River holding a big rock after hearing that the Chu capital had been captured by the state of Qin. The villagers tried to save him but couldn’t find his body, and the act of racing boats to find his body became the Dragon Boat Festival, which remains a Chinese tradition to this day. The Lament,
one of his most famous poems, was written in exile, after having rebuked the Chu king for his corruption and complicity with the Qin.
ca. 200 BCE
THIRUVALLUVAR
Thirukkural
Harsher than a killer’s cruelty is the cruel reign of an oppressive king.
Thiruvalluvar’s Thirukkural
is a classic of Tamil poetry, and the first work on ethics in Dravidian literature. This is Kural (couplet) 560.
ca. 100 BCE
ANONYMOUS
Pattinappaalai
Like the Tiger cub with its sharp claws and its curved stripes growing (strong) within the cage, his strength came to maturity (like wood in grain) while he was in the bondage of his enemies. As the large-trunked elephant pulls down the banks of the pit, and joins its mate, even so after deep and careful consideration, he drew his sword, effected his escape by overpowering the strong guard and attained his glorious heritage in due course.
The Pattinappaalai was an epic Tamil poem from the Sangam period chronicling the tale of Karikala Chola—the elephant slayer
—and his dramatic escape from bondage to become a just and able
Tamil ruler.
ca. 95 BCE
SIMA QIAN
Letter to Jen An
It was in consequence of my speaking out that I met disaster in the first place; were I to make myself doubly a laughing stock in my native place, to the disgrace of my forebears, how could I ever have the face again to visit the grave of my father and my mother? Even after a hundred generations my shame will but be the more. This is what makes my bowels burn within me nine times a day, so that at home I sit in a daze and lost, abroad I know not where I am going. Whenever I think of this shame the sweat drenches the clothes on my back. I am fit only to be a slave guarding the women’s apartments: better that I should hide away in the farthest depths of the mountains. Instead I go on as best I can, putting up with whatever treatment is meted out to me, and so complete my degradation …
When the Chinese General Li Ling was blamed by Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty and all the court officials for the military defeat by the Xiongnu nomads, the great court historian Sima Qian was the only person that came to his defense. As punishment, Sima Qian was given the choice of paying a fine or being castrated; he had no money, so he chose the latter.
63 BCE
SALLUST
On the Corrupting Power of Wealth
As soon as riches came to be held in honour, and brought glory, imperium, and power, virtue began to grow dull; poverty was seen as disgraceful, innocence as malevolence. Therefore because of wealth, our youths were seized by luxury, greed and pride; they stole and squandered; reckoning their own property of little worth, they coveted other peoples’; contemptuous of modesty and chastity, of everything divine or human, they were without thought or restraint.
The politician and historian Sallust held that the defeat of Carthage, Rome’s rival, led to a rapid decline in Roman morals. A supporter of Julius Caesar and opponent of Cicero, Sallust rose from plebian origins to join the Roman Senate, where he sided with the popular against the aristocratic party. In retirement, he consistently portrayed a nation corrupted by wealth; yet as governor of North Africa he had bled the region dry.
ca. 83 CE
TACITUS
Calgacus’s Speech
To us who dwell on the uttermost confines of the earth and of freedom, this remote sanctuary of Britain’s glory has up to this time been a defense. Now, however, the farthest limits of Britain are thrown open, and the unknown always passes for the marvelous. But there are no tribes beyond us, nothing indeed but waves and rocks, and the yet more terrible Romans, from whose oppression escape is vainly sought by obedience and submission. Robbers of the world, having by their universal plunder exhausted the land, they rifle the deep. If the enemy be rich, they are rapacious; if he be poor, they lust for dominion; neither the east nor the west has been able to satisfy them. Alone among men they covet with equal eagerness poverty and riches. To robbery, slaughter, plunder, they give the lying name of empire; they make a solitude and call it peace.
According to the Roman historian Tacitus, Calgacus was a Caledonian chieftain who gave a rousing speech urging resistance against the encroaching Roman armies. Since there is little historical evidence about his existence, Calgacus could have been a literary creation of Tacitus.
ca. 150
SPARTACUS
Slave Uprising
At the same time Spartacus, a Thracian by birth, who had once served as a soldier with the Romans, but had since been a prisoner and sold for a gladiator, and was in the gladiatorial training-school at Capua, persuaded about seventy of his comrades to strike for their own freedom rather than for the amusement of spectators. They overcame the guards and ran away, arming themselves with clubs and daggers that they took from people on the roads, and took refuge on Mount Vesuvius. There many fugitive slaves and even some freemen from the fields joined Spartacus, and he plundered the neighboring country, having for subordinate officers two gladiators named Oenomaus and Crixus. As he divided the plunder impartially he soon had plenty of men. Varinius Glaber was first sent against him and afterwards Publius Valerius, not with regular armies, but with forces picked up in haste and at random, for the Romans did not consider this a war yet, but a raid, something like an attack of robbery. They attacked Spartacus and were beaten. Spartacus even captured the horse of Varinius; so narrowly did the very general of the Romans escape being captured by a gladiator.
Appian (Appianus of Alexandria), the author of this excerpt, was a Roman historian of Greek background whose Roman History consists of twenty-four books. Spartacus’s slave rebellion took place between 73 and 71 BCE, and is known as the Third Servile War. Roman forces eventually routed the slaves in southern Italy, and Spartacus is thought to have perished in battle.
300s
BASIL OF CAESARIA
Which Things Are Yours?
Which things, tell me, are yours? Whence have you brought your goods into life? You are like one occupying a place in a theater, who should prohibit others from entering, treating that as his own which was designed for the common use of all. Such are the rich. Because they preoccupy common goods, they take these goods as their own. If each one would take that which is sufficient for his needs, leaving what is superfluous to those in distress, no one would be rich, no one poor … The rich man is a thief.
Basil of Caesaria was the bishop of Caesaria Mazaca in Cappadocia, Asia Minor (modern-day Turkey). He was sainted in both the Western and Eastern traditions of Christianity. He gave away his family inheritance to help the poor.
869
ALI IBN MUHAMMAD
Zanj Slave Uprising
A man who claimed to be Ali ibn Muhammad appeared in Furat al-Basrah. He assembled his forces from among the Zanj, who labored in removing the nitrous topsoil of the marshland districts …
In the early morning of Saturday, the 28th of Ramadan … some slaves of one of the Shurajiyyin known as al-’Attar met him as they were setting about their business. Ali ordered them to be seized, along with their agent, who was placed in fetters. They numbered in all some fifty slaves.
Ali next proceeded to a place where al-Sana’i worked, and there around five hundred slaves were seized, among them one known as Abu Hudayd. Their agent was likewise bound with fetters and taken along as well …
Ali proceeded next to a place belonging to al-Sirafi and captured there another 150 slaves … Ali continued to operate in this fashion all day until he had amassed a large number of the Shurajiyyin slaves.
Assembling them together, Ali rose and addressed them, raising their spirits by promising to lead and command them and to give them possession of property. He swore a solemn oath to them that he would neither deceive nor betray them and they would experience only kind treatment from him. Ali then summoned their masters and said to them: I wanted to behead you all for the way you have treated these slaves, with arrogance and coercion and, indeed, in ways that Allah has forbidden, driving them beyond endurance. But my companions have spoken to me about you, and now I have decided to set you free.
…
Ali ordered their slaves to bring whips of palm branches and, while their masters and agents were prostrated on the ground, each one was given 500 lashes.
He continued efforts to gather blacks to his camp right up to the time of the prayer breaking the fast of Ramadan. On the day of the celebration of the feast he summoned his followers to assemble for prayer … Ali said that he wanted to improve their condition, giving them slaves, money, and homes to possess for themselves, and that by them they could achieve the greatest things …
In the 600s, and possibly even earlier, the Zanj—Land of the Black,
a term used by medieval Arab geographers to refer to Africans on the East Coast—were being shipped as slaves to all the Arab countries bordering the Indian Ocean. From 869 to 883, a series of revolts took place in Basra, involving around half a million slaves. One of these revolts was led by Ali ibn Muhammad, who was captured and executed by the Abbasid dynasty in 881. This account is taken from the famous history of Ibn Jarir Al-Tabari, available in English today in thirty-nine volumes. Al-Tabari was a Persian historian who lived from 838–923.
900s
CIVAVAKKIYAR
Aphorisms on Shiva
Suckled milk never returns to the udder. Churned butter never dissolves back into milk.
The sound of the conch does not return to the broken shell, nor life to the broken body.
The unfurled blossom, the fallen fruit do not reappear on the tree. And the dead are never, never, never reborn.
Civavakkiyar is held by legend to have been a Tamil Brahmin who took a low-caste wife. Like other siddhas (yogis with supernatural powers) he argued against the institutionalization of religion, the efficacy of ritual, and the reality of caste.
ca. 1000
ABU ALA AL-MA’ARI
None to Lead but Reason
You’ve had your way a long, long time,
You kings and tyrants,
And still you work injustice hour by hour.
What ails you that do not tread a path of glory?
A man may take the field, although he love the bower.
But some hope a divine leader with prophetic voice
Will rise amid the gazing silent ranks.
An idle thought! There’s none to lead but reason,
To point the morning and the evening ways.
Al-Ma’ari, a philosopher, poet and writer born just outside Aleppo in what is now northern Syria, was a controversial figure of his time: a constant champion of reason against superstition, authority and tradition.
1198
MANJOK
Speech to Fellow Slaves
Are generals and ministers born to these glories? No! For when the time is auspicious anyone can hold such office. Why then should we work ourselves to the bone and suffer under the whip? … If each individual [nobi] kills his master and burns records of his status, thus ending the nobi system in our country, then each of us will be able to become a minister or general.
Manjok, a hereditary slave (nobi) in Korea, organized a slave revolt that would become known as the Manjok Slave Rebellion. The plot was discovered before it could be carried out, and Manjok was thrown into the river.
1300s
ANONYMOUS
Judgments of Karakash
A certain rich old miser was subject to fainting fits, which tantalized two nephews who desired his death; for, though constantly falling down lifeless, he always got up again. Unable to bear the strain any longer, they took him in one of his fits and prepared him for burial.
They called in the professional layer-out, who took off the miser’s clothes which, by ancient custom, were his perquisite, bound up his jaws, performed the usual ablutions upon the body, stuffed the nostrils, ears and other apertures with cotton wool against the entrance of demons, sprinkled the wool with a mixture of water, pounded camphor, and dried and pounded leaves of the lotus-tree, and also with rose-water; bound the feet together by a bandage round the ankles, and disposed the hands upon the breast.
All this took time, and before the operator had quite finished, the miser revived; but he was so frightened at what was going on, that he fainted again; and his nephews were able to get the funeral procession under way.
They had performed half the road to the cemetery when the miser was again brought to life by the jolting of the bier, caused by the constant change of the bearers, who incessantly pressed forward to relieve one another in the meritorious act of carrying a true believer to the grave. Lifting the loose lid, he sat up, and roared for help. To his relief he saw Karakash, the impartial judge, coming down the path the procession was mounting, and appealed to him by name. The judge at once stopped the procession, and, confronting the nephews, asked:
Is your uncle dead or alive?
Quite dead, my lord.
He turned to the hired mourners. Is this corpse dead or alive?
Quite dead, my lord,
came the answer from a hundred throats. But you can see for yourself that I am alive!
cried the miser wildly. Karakash looked him sternly in the eyes. Allah forbid,
said he, that I should allow the evidence of my poor senses, and your bare word, to weigh against this crowd of witnesses. Am I not the impartial judge? Proceed with the funeral!
At this the old man once more fainted away, and in that state was peacefully buried.
This is one of the judgments of Karakash
was a commonly-used saying in Palestine through to the 1900s, meant to indicate that a decision or judgment was hopelessly absurd, despite having been arrived at on the basis of strict evidence. Karakash was a real judge; these are satirical indictments of the institution of law.
1381
JOHN BALL
Sermon
When Adam delved and Eve span,
Who was then the gentleman?
Called the mad priest of Kent
by the medieval chronicler Jean Froissart, John Ball was an English priest who took a prominent role in the Peasants’ Revolt of 1381 by giving voice to the rebels’ complaints through his speeches and sermons. When the revolt was crushed, Ball was ordered drawn and quartered by Richard II.
1400s
PATTIRAKIRIYAR
Lamentations for True Knowledge
Oh when will come the day when we shall live without caste distinctions?
Pattirakiriyar is said to have been a king who, after being converted to siddhism, renounced his kingdom, became a mendicant, and composed the Lamentations for True Knowledge.
1400s
LE LOI
The Elephant and the Grasshopper
Today it is a case of the grasshopper pitted against the elephant. But tomorrow the elephant will have its guts ripped out.
From 1407–28, Vietnam was ruled by the Chinese Ming Dynasty. After ten years of rebellion led by the aristocrat Le Loi, Vietnam achieved its independence again. This saying, later made famous to the rest of the world by Ho Chi Minh, who predicted victory over Vietnam’s French colonialists with great confidence, is from Le’s victory speech.
1400s
SKANDERBEG
Resistance to the Ottoman Empire
The bravest adventurers of France and Germany were allured by his fame and retained in his service: his standing militia consisted of 8,000 horse and 7,000 foot; the horses were small, the men were active: but he viewed with a discerning eye the difficulties and resources of the mountains; and, at the blaze of the beacons, the whole nation was distributed in the strongest posts. With such unequal arms, Skanderbeg resisted twenty-three years the powers of the Ottoman empire; and two conquerors, Amurath the Second, and his greater son, were repeatedly baffled by a rebel whom they pursued with seeming contempt and implacable resentment … The Albanian prince may justly be praised as a firm and able champion of his national independence.
Considered a national hero of Albania, Skanderbeg was initially an Ottoman officer. After rebelling against the empire in 1443, he waged a guerrilla war that managed to hold off annual Ottoman campaigns of conquest for twenty-four years. Skanderbeg fell ill and died in 1468; ten years later, the Ottomans crushed the final Albanian resistance.
1450
JACK CADE
The Complaint of the Poor Commons of Kent
Item. They say that the commons of England would first destroy the king’s friends and afterward himself, and then bring the Duke of York to be king so that by their false means and lies they may make him to hate and destroy his friends, and cherish his false traitors. They call themselves his friends, and if there were no more reason in the world to know, he may know they be not his friends by their covetousness.
Item. They say that it were great reproof to the king to take again what he has given, so that they will not suffer him to have his own good, nor land, nor forfeiture, nor any other good but they ask it from him, or else they take bribes of others to get it for him.
Jack Cade was the nom-de-guerre of the anonymous leader of a popular revolt against King Henry VI. After organizing about 5,000 peasant rebels, Cade led the group through London, capturing and beheading the king’s associates. After promising to fulfill the listed demands, of which a small extract is included here, the government set out to capture Cade, killing him in battle.
1511
HATUEY
Speech to the Taínos
Here is the God the Spaniards worship. For these they fight and kill; for these they persecute us and that is why we have to throw them into the sea … They tell us, these tyrants, that they adore a God of peace and equality, and yet they usurp our land and make us their slaves. They speak to us of an immortal soul and of their eternal rewards and punishments, and yet they rob our belongings, seduce our women, violate our daughters. Incapable of matching us in valor, these cowards cover themselves with iron that our weapons cannot break.
Hatuey, the legendary Taíno chief who headed a native guerrilla resistance against Spanish colonists, led a siege against the Spanish fort at Baracoa, Cuba, pinning the Spanish in the fort for months. Hatuey was eventually captured and burned alive at the stake and is considered the first hero in the struggle for Cuban independence. He was holding out a basket of gold and jewels as he gave this speech.
1517
MARTIN LUTHER
Disputation of Doctor Martin Luther on the
Power and Efficacy of Indulgences
28. It is certain that when the penny jingles into the money-box, gain and avarice can be increased, but the result of the intercession of the Church is in the power of God alone.
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45. Christians are to be taught that he who sees a man in need, and passes him by, and gives [his money] for pardons, purchases not the indulgences of the pope, but the indignation of God.
Written to protest the Catholic Church’s sale of indulgences, German priest and theologian Luther’s Ninety-Five Theses quickly spread across Europe and provided one of the sparks for the Protestant Reformation.
1524
THOMAS MÜNTZER
Sermon to the Princes
One sees now how prettily the eels and snakes copulate together in a heap. The priests and all the evil clergy are the snakes, as John the Baptist calls them, and the temporal lords and rulers are the eels, as is symbolized by the fish in Leviticus 11. For the devil’s empire has painted its face with clay.
Oh, you beloved lords, how well the Lord will smash down the old pots of clay [ecclesiastical authorities] with his rod of iron. Therefore, you most true and beloved regents, learn your knowledge directly from the mouth of God and do not let yourselves be seduced by your flattering priests and restrained by false patience and indulgence. For the stone [Christ’s spirit] torn from the mountain without human touch has become great. The poor laity and the peasants see it much more clearly than you do.
Now, should you want to be true rulers, then you must begin government at the roots, as Christ commanded. Drive his enemies away from the elect, for that is your appointed task. Beloved ones, do not offer us any stale posturing about how the power of God should do it without your application of the sword. Otherwise, may the sword rust away in its scabbard on you. May God grant this!
A German theologian who became a leader in the Peasants’ War of 1524–26, Müntzer’s radicalism superseded Martin Luther’s. In his Sermon to the Princes,
said to have been delivered to Duke John of Saxony, he presented himself as a visionary capable of seeing the eventual kingdom of God on earth. Captured during the following year, Müntzer confessed under torture that he believed omnia sunt communia
—all things are in common.
1532
FRANÇOIS RABELAIS
Pantagruel
I want to tell you how Panurge treated his prisoner [the king] Anarche … [O]ne day he dressed up his said king in a fine little linen doublet, all slashed like an Albian’s cap, and nice sailor’s breeches, without shoes (for, he said, they would spoil his vision), and a little blue cap with one big capon’s feather—I’m wrong, I think he had two—and a handsome blue and green belt, saying that this livery served him well, seeing that he had been perverse [a pun on the French words for blue and green]. In this state he brought him before Pantagruel and said to him:
Do you recognize this clown?
No, indeed,
said Pantagruel.
"It’s Milord the pluperfect king; I want to make a good man of him. These devils the kings are nothing but dumb calves; they know nothing and they’re good for