Theater Macabre
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A hooded figure wanders a lonesome road waiting for a special someone...A criminal returns home to face old memories and new nightmares...A man awakes to find himself living in a mirror image of reality...and diners at a restaurant find themselves confronted with a terrifying revelation about who and what they are...These are the nineteen nightmarish tales that await you onstage in the THEATER MACABRE...
From Bram Stoker Award-winning author Kealan Patrick Burke.
Kealan Patrick Burke
Born and raised in a small harbor town in the south of Ireland, Kealan Patrick Burke knew from a very early age that he was going to be a horror writer. The combination of an ancient locale, a horror-loving mother, and a family full of storytellers, made it inevitable that he would end up telling stories for a living. Since those formative years, he has written five novels, over a hundred short stories, six collections, and edited four acclaimed anthologies. In 2004, he was honored with the Bram Stoker Award for his novella The Turtle Boy. Kealan has worked as a waiter, a drama teacher, a mapmaker, a security guard, an assembly-line worker at Apple Computers, a salesman (for a day), a bartender, landscape gardener, vocalist in a grunge band, curriculum content editor, fiction editor at Gothic.net, and, most recently, a fraud investigator. When not writing, Kealan designs book covers through his company Elderlemon Design. A movie based on his short story "Peekers" is currently in development as a major motion picture.
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- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5This was a short story collection a cut above most.
Usually I dislike more than just a few stories. In this case, I liked most of them and outright LOVED others. I am very glad that I found this author and I'm slowly working my way through his backlist. - Rating: 1 out of 5 stars1/5Starts out good, gets not very good. Nice little anti-abortion story in Not Quite Ghosts and by that point I hadn't been impressed enough to continue.
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Theater Macabre - Kealan Patrick Burke
Head in the Clouds
DADDY?
Yes, hon?
Why do planes crash?
I don't know, babe. I...I don't know.
Why don't they just land before it 'splodes?
I...because they can't, I guess. They don't have time to make it to the ground.
I know that. But why can't they land on the clouds?
Oh. Be...Because...
Or just let all the passengers off onto the clouds so they can wait to be picked up by another plane?
Sarah...
Maybe that's what happened to Mommy's plane.
Maybe.
I saw the plane on the news.
I know. I'm sorry.
It was on fire and broken up in itty-bitty pieces.
Yes. Yes...it was.
Don't be sad, Dad.
I'm not, hon. I'm okay.
You're crying.
I guess I am. I'm tired is all.
I saw the plane, Daddy, but you know what? I didn't see Mommy on the TV. I saw the plane but she wasn't there. Nobody was there!
I know, but baby, you—
I bet the plane stopped to let them off on the clouds, and she's waiting up there right now for a ride home. Isn't that what you think Daddy?
Yeah. Yeah it is. You need to lie down and get some sleep now baby. Been a rough few—
Can we go pick her up?
I don't think we can.
Why not?
I don't...let's just talk about this in the morning, okay?
You can fly, Daddy, can't you? Rachel told me at school that Daddy's can fly if they want to. She said when her little brother ran out in front of a car her Daddy screamed and turned and flew and saved her little brother. I guess Mom's can't though or she'd just be able to fly down from the cloud all by herself, wouldn't she?
I can't fly, honey. I wish I could.
Do, then!
What?
Make a wish and I'll bet you can! You can go collect Mommy.
Sarah...
I bet it's cold up there.
In the clouds?
Uh-huh. But at least it's nice and fluffy and soft.
I bet it is. Come on now, lie down and let me tuck you in.
I won't be able to sleep.
Sure you will. You're tired.
I won't. I'm too excited now.
Why?
Because you're going to make a wish and fly and get Mommy back.
I suppose I'll have to give it a shot, but what if I can't?
You're crying again. If it's because you're worried about leaving me here alone while you go get Mommy, you don't have to. I'll stay here in bed and look out the window. I promise I won't get up until I see you coming back. I do that sometimes anyway.
Do what?
Lie here looking out the window at the clouds. Those are the days when you have to call me for breakfast a few times, because I don't want to stop watching them. Then you come in and tickle me and I have to get up.
I didn't know that's what you were doing.
You're smiling.
Because I love you, Sarah. I don't know what I would do without you. And your mother loves you.
I know. She told me about the clouds. That's why I watch them.
What did she tell you?
That things are different up there. That you can walk on the clouds. That there are bunches of people up there who have fallen from space, or out of planes, or who jumped too high and got stuck. That's why I don't use Rachel's trampoline. She calls me a chicken, but I'm really not. I just don't want to get my head stuck in the clouds. Mommy said that's what it means when someone says someone else has their head in the clouds. Means they jumped too high once—maybe on a trampoline—and because their heads poked through, they're never the same after that. They're a bit silly.
Is that what she said?
Yeah. So I guess because it's not the same up there, Mommy shouldn't be up there too long. Will you go get her while I'm sleeping?
What if I can't fly? What if it doesn't work?
It will. Wish hard, Daddy.
Okay, babe. I'll wish as hard as I can, but if it doesn't work, you think maybe Mommy'll might be happy up there?
Why would she want to stay up there when we're down here?
Maybe so she can always watch over us wherever we go. Maybe...so she can help the other people who have fallen out of space and airplanes and...
I guess. But you should go make sure she's okay anyway.
Okay baby, I will, and I'll tell her you miss her.
Promise?
With all my heart. Now you lie down and get some sleep. It's getting late and you want me to be able to see my way up there don't you?
Yes.
I'll see you in the morning.
Okay. Daddy?
Yes, hon?
Don't get stuck up there okay?
I won't.
Swear?
I swear.
Okay. Goodnight.
Goodnight.
How The Night Receives Them
IT IS NOT HOW YOU WALK, or where, or how far. It is all in the sound of the steps and how the night receives them.
Carrie shakes her head and her hood chafes her cheek. She hates the coat almost as much as she hates the woman who forced her to wear it, but secretly she is glad of its warmth, no matter how heavy and uncomfortable it feels around her thin frame. A sigh sends a cloud rolling out to join the fog. The skin across her face feels tight, like new leather; her eyes water. Her lips are cracked dry and raw.
It is not how you walk...
The dense fog turns the night to silver as it smothers the moon and steals its light. The vaporous clouds are like damp kisses against her face.
The words the man said made no sense to her, and she wishes she could stop thinking about them. But every time she tries to focus on something else—like her mother's worsening habit—those words come again, speaking over unrelated images like a displaced narrator.
It's a quote, the detective, who she has come to call The Poet, told her when she'd queried their origin, from the one and only poem I ever wrote.
It's beautiful, she'd replied, though she wasn't sure that was true. She'd wanted to ask what the words meant, but refrained from doing so for fear the man with the sad green eyes and hangdog face would consider it rude. All she knew for certain was that the words, whatever the meaning behind them, clearly had greater significance to him than they would ever have for her. You should write more of them. Seems like you know how.
He'd smiled then, his car moving alongside her, the window down, the lights picking up the first gathering wisps of fog. Sometimes there's enough darkness in the world without adding to it under the guise of something pretty, he'd said, and she hadn't understood that either. So she'd shrugged, dug her hands into the pockets of her heavy red coat, and stared down at her feet.
I think if you have that kind of a talent, it'd be a shame not to use it, she told him.
The Poet had nodded, eyes distant. All my talent, if that's what you'd call it, goes only one way these days. Into the worst kind of darkness. And no one ever tries to make something pretty out of it, because there's nothing pretty to be had. Just...darkness.
But you help people, don't you? Your job is to be a voice for those who can't speak for themselves.
He'd smiled at her again, the warmest smile she'd ever seen from him, and nodded. That's very profound. And true, I guess, though it doesn't always feel like it. Some of the time it feels as if we're just here to bear witness to the acts of monsters. To validate their efforts by seeing what they've done.
He'd fallen silent, as he often did. She had less than a mile to walk, less than a mile in his company, but the silence as he accompanied her was so much better than the quiet when she was alone. The rustling of nocturnal animals in the brush between the trees, the grating shriek of possums, the sharp bark of raccoons, the clamor of deer as they fled at the scent of her, the imagined sound of footsteps lost in the echo of her own...none of these things seemed threatening when he was by her side.
Tonight, however, as she reflects on all he said the night before, she is alone.
The fog is thicker.
The silence, deeper.
It is all in the sound of the steps...
The cold tries to infiltrate her coat, tries to creep up her sleeves and down the open throat. She folds her arms and hugs herself tight. Drops from an earlier rain plop to unseen puddles on the road. Leaves fall wetly to the asphalt.
Half a mile to go...
Though there are no landmarks visible by which she might gauge her progress, she knows where she is. Every night for the past six months she has walked this road and the feel of it beneath her feet has become familiar.
A slight rise here as she passes the turnoff to the Lincoln Travel Center.
A rough, fissured patch there where half-hearted attempts have been made to repair holes in the road.
The sign telling her where she is: Route 50.
The hill, lost in clouds of gray-white, the graveyard somewhere beyond the phalanx of warped ancient trees to the right, hidden from view so travelers have no reminder that death sees this road and visits often.
She shudders at the thought of those silent plots, those vaguely human-sized mounds in the lush grass, those endless rows of chiseled names, all lost in the fog, but most definitely there, for they have nowhere else to be, and no place else will have them.
Behind her, lights blossom in the gloom. She looks over her shoulder, but maintains her pace. She could not have slowed even if she'd wanted to. The distant sound of tires sizzling through puddles. The drone of an engine. She almost smiles, feels a small flutter of excitement in her belly as the car approaches, the lights bullying through the fog to find her. A faint squeak of brakes and the sense of weight pushing along beside her, the whirr of a window being rolled down. Then a voice. Her smile fades, the flutter dies. It is not The Poet, the detective, her friend. It is no one she knows.
Hey there.
A man's voice. Cheery, laced with concern. Hey Miss, is everything all right?
She ignores the voice, and knows she's being rude, but can't help herself.
She doesn't want to acknowledge the man because then he will talk, and ask questions for which she has no answers. He will assume the role of guardian, and it does not belong to him. So she walks, and bows her head, her hood hiding her face.
Miss? Were you in an accident?
She shakes her head. Maybe if he thinks she's okay, he'll leave her alone.
Do you need a ride?
Again, she shakes her head, and strains her ears, hoping to hear another car on the road. But there's nothing. The thought that he might not come tonight saddens her, so she quickly dismisses it. He will come. He always does. He'll come to see her home.
But she is running out of road, and the man she doesn't know is still watching her, his car keeping pace with her, his concern tangible, and vaguely irritating.
Miss?
At last she looks his way. The darkness inside her hood shields her for the briefest of moments.
I can give you a ride if you like.
Then the moon penetrates the protective veil of dark inside her hood and the man's breath sounds like air escaping a punctured tire. He doesn't say anything more. Doesn't even pause to roll his window up. He just jerks back in his seat, hits the gas and the car roars away, spraying water and skidding on leaves, and then there is nothing but red eyes blazing in the dark. Suffused and muted, and gone.
The night grows colder, the fog so thick now that there is nothing to see but white. But she knows the road, knows the feel of it so well.
Sometime later, another car, and now she is nearing home. The road turns sharply to the left and she has almost rounded the bend when she hears an engine growling. A song, faint, turned low, and a window slides down with a hum.
Then he is there, and she allows herself a small smile.
I was wondering when you'd come,
she says softly.
For a moment, The Poet says nothing.
She risks a glance around the edges of her hood.
He looks almost ghoulish, bathed by the green glow of the dashboard lights. His face is sunken, his eyes dirty coins above bags heavy with regret. His thinning hair is unkempt, uncombed. The hand on the steering wheel is like a denuded tree branch, the thin fingers tightening, making the rubber squeak. He does not look at her as he speaks:
"'It is not how you walk, or where, or how far. It is all in the sound of the steps and how the night receives them.'"
She frowns, looks away and concentrates on the road. Did you write that for me?
she asks.
I didn't mean to let you down,
he says, ignoring the question. I promised I'd keep you safe.
I know,
she says.
I couldn't.
Did you write the poem for me?
We found them, Carrie. We found them all. He'd taken the...faces, but before he died he...told us where to find them.
I don't want to talk about that.
He made some kind of perverse mural.
Please...don't.
He shakes his head. A sob escapes him. 'The Surgeon of Salem', they're calling him. He'll be remembered, you can be damn well sure of that, but you, and the others? Only we'll remember you, and that isn't right. He'll be remembered by virtue of his sins. The innocent don't even have their fa—
Sobs wrack him; he struggles to compose himself.
Alarmed, she glances at him, then away as his eyes turn in her direction.
When they bury you,
he says quietly. They'll bury you as you were in life, not as he left you in death. It's something, I guess.
Tell me about the poem. Tell me what it means.
Another car swishes by, but it is traveling in the opposite direction, back where there is nothing but memory. Carrie sees the pale smudge of a woman's face studying them before carrying on.
He wanted your beauty. Your identity. He wanted to take it from you. To own it.
He dries his eyes on his sleeve, talks in a strained voice. Why? For God's sake, why...?
Ahead, hazy rectangular lights shimmer in the murk.
Almost home.
I'll drive this road every night until I can't do it anymore.
She smiles. I'd like that.
I see you, you know,
he says wistfully. Just as you were on that last night, and I will always see you that way. You were the bravest, most stubborn girl I'd ever met. Maybe I should have tried harder to convince you not to walk alone.
She clucks her tongue. But I'm not alone. I have you.
He stops the car and kills the radio. The night becomes a held breath, caught in the throat of fog.
With a shaky sigh, he leans forward, places both hands on the top of the steering wheel, then presses his chin against them.
The girl stops too. The amber lights ahead beckon.
She turns and steps close to the car, puts her pale fingers on the door and faces The Poet.
Will you tell me what those words mean? What your poem means? Did you write it for me?
You're safe now,
he replies. No one will hurt you again.
She stands there, smiling, watching the man who will never be frightened by the running darkness that fills her red hood, and she leans forward and kisses him softly on his cheek. He doesn't move, but his breath slows and he turns, looks directly at her.
I can't see you anymore
he whispers, the tears in his eyes trapping green light.
It's okay. I'm almost home,
she tells him, and thinks