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Scooby-Doo Food Jokes
By Michael Dahl and Scott Jeralds
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Ever been told not to play with your food? Well, think again. Scooby-Doo and friends are ready to make you laugh out loud! In this joke book, food takes center stage. So chow down with hilarious illustrations; intriguing back matter (including information on how to best tell a joke); and clever quips, puns, knock-knock jokes, and other funnies from your favorite Scooby characters. You'll have a crowd gathered in no time!
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Michael Dahl
Michael Dahl is the prolific author of the bestselling Goodnight, Baseball picture book and more than 200 other books for children and young adults. He has won the Association of Educational Publishers Distinguished Achievement Award three times for his nonfiction, a Teachers’ Choice Award from Learning Magazine, and a Seal of Excellence from the Creative Child Awards. Dahl currently lives in Minnesota.
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Scooby-Doo Food Jokes - Michael Dahl
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Bit One:
CHEWY CHATTER
What did the nut say when she sneezed?
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What did the spaghetti say when it got tangled up?
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What did the tomato say to the bacon?
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What did one steak knife say to the other?
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What did one plate say to the other plate?
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What did the orange peel say to the orange?
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What did the wheel of cheese say when he crossed the finish line?
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What did the mother tomato say to the baby tomato that was following her?
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Bit Two:
RESTAURANT RIB-TICKLERS
DINER: Excuse me, waiter, but will my pizza be long?
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Did you hear about the neutron that went to the restaurant and ordered a pizza?
How much do I owe you?
asked the neutron.
The waiter said, For you? No charge.
Why don’t you ever see a snail in line at a drive-through?
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What did the richest man in the world make for dinner every night?
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Why was the restaurant chef arrested?
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