The Foursome
By Norm Foster
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Norm Foster
Norm Foster has written sixty plays and has been produced all over the world from Newfoundland to Australia. His most popular plays include The Melville Boys, The Ladies Foursome, Hilda’s Yard, and On A First Name Basis. He has been given the Los Angeles Drama-Logue Award for The Melville Boys, and The Motor Trade won the best new play award at the Hollywood NAACP Awards in 2012. He was made an Officer of the Order of Canada in 2017.
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The Foursome - Norm Foster
The Foursome
Norm Foster
Playwrights Canada Press
Toronto
Also by Norm Foster
Bedtime Stories
Dear Santa
Ethan Claymore
A Foster Christmas
The Foster Season
The Gentleman Clothier
Hilda’s Yard
Jasper Station
Jenny’s House of Joy
Kiss the Moon, Kiss the Sun
The Ladies Foursome
The Long Weekend
The Melville Boys
Mending Fences
Ned Durango (with Leslie Arden)
Office Hours
Old Love
On a First Name Basis
One-Actmanship
Opening Night
Outlaw
Self-Help
Sinners
Skin Flick
Storm Warning
Triple Play
Wrong for Each Other
Contents
Playwright’s Note
Production History
Characters
ACT ONE
The First Tee
The Second Tee
The Third Tee
The Fourth Tee
The Fifth Tee
The Sixth Tee
The Seventh Tee
The Eighth Tee
The Ninth Tee
ACT TWO
The Tenth Tee
The Eleventh Tee
The Twelfth Tee
The Thirteenth Tee
The Fourteenth Tee
The Fifteenth Tee
The Sixteenth Tee
The Seventeenth Tee
The Eighteenth Tee
The Nineteenth Tee
About the Author
Copyright
To my favourite foursome: Herb Curtis, Walter Learning, Ed Mullaly, and Jami Atkinson. You have shown me that golf is a grand game but never so grand as when played with friends.
Playwright’s Note
When staging The Foursome, it is suggested that, in order to make the transitions between the scenes seamless, there be at least one actor on stage at all times, and that blackouts be avoided. For example, at the end of the first hole (scene one), Ted and Cameron exit, and then Donnie and Rick have a short scene together. For this scene it is suggested that Ted and Cameron exit completely, and then when Donnie and Rick finish their scene, they leave the tee they are on; Ted and Cameron enter again, and Rick and Donnie follow them to the next tee. However, this is only a suggestion.
The Foursome was first produced at Theatre on the Grand in Fergus, Ontario, from June 10 to 27, 1998, with the following company:
The second production of The Foursome was at Theatre New Brunswick in Fredericton, New Brunswick, from January 15 to February 6, 1999, with the following company:
Characters
Rick
Ted
Cameron
Donnie
ACT ONE
The First Tee
Lights up. RICK, TED, and CAMERON enter. They are all carrying their golf clubs. CAMERON wears a pair of loud golf pants. RICK stops at the tee and bows his head.
RICK:
(prays) Our father, who art in Augusta, Nicklaus be thy name, thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on greens as it is in fairways.
CAMERON:
What the hell are you doing?
RICK:
I’m saying a prayer to Nicklaus, the god of golf. Now, please.
RICK prays again.
Give us this day our share of birdies, and forgive us our gimmes as we forgive those who gimme against us. Lead us not into the deep rough, and deliver us from sand traps, for we drive for power and putt for glory, forever and ever, amen.
CAMERON:
(reluctantly) Amen.
RICK:
Ah, this is what life’s all about, isn’t it, fellas? We’re with friends, and we’re on a golf course. It just doesn’t get any better than this.
TED:
Man, I’m hungover.
CAMERON:
I hope we don’t get rained on.
RICK checks the sky.
RICK:
Rain? There isn’t a cloud in the sky.
CAMERON:
Yes, there is. Right over there.
RICK:
Where?
CAMERON:
Right there.
RICK:
Oh, right. And it’s one of those white fluffy ones too. Maybe we’d better take shelter.
CAMERON:
Yeah, you’re right. What am I talkin’ about? There is nothing going to spoil this day!
TED:
I think I might throw up.
RICK:
As long as you don’t do it during my backswing.
TED:
God. Why did we have to play at seven o’clock in the morning?
CAMERON:
It was the only tee time I could get. This is a busy course. I mean, there’s already two or three groups out there ahead of us.
RICK:
How long you been a member here, Cameron?
CAMERON:
Five years.
RICK:
Must cost a lot for a membership, huh?
CAMERON:
Eight hundred bucks.
RICK:
Wow.
TED:
You’d think for eight hundred bucks they’d let you tee off later.
RICK:
So, they pay you that well to sell television ads, huh?
CAMERON:
I do all right. I wonder where Donnie is. I hope he didn’t get in an accident.
RICK:
He didn’t get in an accident. He probably just slept in.
TED:
It’s seven a.m. . . . Sleeping in doesn’t start until eight.
CAMERON:
He probably didn’t get his wake-up call. I never trust those hotel wake-up calls. Whenever I’m in a hotel, I lie awake all night worrying about whether or not I’m going to get my wake-up call.
TED:
And do you get it?
CAMERON:
Every time. Like clockwork.
RICK’s a little chilly.
RICK:
I should’ve worn a sweater.
CAMERON:
You’ve been living in Florida for too long, Rick. Up here we call this balmy.
TED:
What’s that loud banging sound? Do you hear that?
They all listen.
RICK:
That’s the leaves rustling.
TED:
Oh, man.
CAMERON:
Well, while we’re waiting for Donnie, I’m going to loosen up.
CAMERON starts to stretch.
TED:
Good idea. Who wants a beer?
TED reaches into his golf bag and pulls out a can of beer.
RICK:
I’ll take one.
CAMERON:
I thought you were hungover.
TED:
I am. That’s why I need the beer. A little hair of the mutt. So, do you want one?
CAMERON:
No thanks. In fact, quite frankly, Ted, they frown on people bringing beer onto the course here. I mean, if the course marshal comes along and sees the beer, they might take away my membership, and then I’d be out eight