Mortal Remains in Maggody
By Joan Hess
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From the Kwik-Stoppe-Shoppe to the Pot O’ Gold Mobile Home Park, there isn’t much glamour in Maggody . . . but this flyspeck Arkansas town is about to become famous. When a Hollywood production company chooses Maggody as a backdrop for an X-rated Ozarks “Romeo and Juliet,” the locals are starstruck. And as Maggody is flooded with washed-up actors, ruthless producers, and a cynical crew, the townsfolk will do anything for a close-up—even if it means resorting to murder.
Chief of Police Arly Hanks has no time for Hollywood—she’s got her hands full with a local arsonist—but when one of the actors is found dead in a bathtub, she’s forced to intervene. As the film spins out of control, Arly realizes that the citizens of Maggody will stop at nothing to get their fifteen minutes of fame—even as the town burns down around them.
In the spirit of David Mamet’s State and Main, this delightful novel shows that when Hollywood collides with small-town values, the movie industry doesn’t stand a chance.
Mortal Remains in Maggody is the 5th book in the Arly Hanks Mysteries, but you may enjoy reading the series in any order.
Joan Hess
Joan Hess is the author of the critically acclaimed Maggody mysteries, including Muletrain to Maggody, Maggody and the Moonbeams, Misery Loves Maggody, and [email protected], nominated for the prestigious Nero Wolfe Award. She has received numerous awards, including the American Mystery Award, the Agatha Award, the Drood Review Readers' Award, and the Macavity Award. A former president of the American Crime Writers League, she is currently president of the Arkansas Mystery Writers Alliance, as well as a member of Sisters in Crime. Joan Hess lives in Fayetteville, Arkansas.
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Mortal Remains in Maggody - Joan Hess
Chapter 1
WILD CHERRY WINE
FADE-IN:
1 EXT. SHACK—DAY—MED. SHOT
LORETTA BIGGINS carries a basket of wash to the clothesline and begins to pin overalls on the line. CAMERA WIDENS and we see BILLY JOE JENKS watching her from behind the fence.
BILLY JOE
Looks like you done some growing up while you was stayin’ with your kinfolks over in Oklahoma.
LORETTA
Reckon I did, though I can’t see how it’s any of your business, Billy Joe Jenks.
BILLY JOE
I always thought you was too big for your britches. Now I can see you’ve filled them out mighty nicely.
Loretta tosses her chin and returns to her chores. Billy Joe comes through the gate and saunters up to her.
2 CLOSE SHOT—LORETTA
Loretta’s startled gaze reflects her sudden awareness that Billy Joe has matured, too.
3 RETURN TO SCENE
LORETTA
Seems you done growed some yourself.
BILLY JOE
Does this mean we’uns is too old to play doctor like we used to?
LORETTA
Why, Billy Joe! I’m shocked you could say something like that to my face. You know I’m a good girl. I’m saving myself for the man I marry.
BILLY JOE
(harshly)
You mean Cooter Grimmley? I heard some talk at the pool hall about how your ma finalized it with ol’ Cooter just last night.
Loretta sinks to the ground and covers her face with her hands. Her shoulders shake as she is convulsed with sobs. Billy Joe squats beside her and clumsily tries to comfort her.
LORETTA
(brokenly)
Oh, Billy Joe, I cain’t bear to think of Cooter Grimmley. He’s so mean and nasty. Pa wouldn’t make me marry him, would he? I’d just die!
BILLY JOE
I’ll take care of you, Loretta, honey. I won’t let that Cooter get his filthy, hairy hands on you. You’re too good and pure for that durn polecat!
Billy Joe wraps his arms around Loretta, who wipes away her tears and bravely lifts her face to smile at him. CAMERA MOVES IN as he kisses her. Loretta’s face is pink as she pushes him away.
LORETTA
I’ve never … let anyone do that before, Billy Joe. It makes me feel kind of dizzy.
BILLY JOE
God, I love you, Loretta Biggins. You’re the prettiest, sweetest, purest girl I ever known. My heart’s about to burst with all this love I got for you.
(beat)
Kin you could meet me tonight down by the creek?
LORETTA
Pa’ll tan the living daylights outta me if he catches me.
She stumbles to her feet, but before she can take a step, Billy Joe grabs her. CLOSE UP on their faces.
BILLY JOE
Will you be there?
LORETTA
Yes …
DISSOLVE TO:
Ruby Bee was scared she was going to explode right then and there, splattering the walls and ceiling of Ruby Bee’s Bar & Grill with blood and flesh and splinters of bones. Her eyes were as big and round as a matching set of harvest moons. Her body felt as though it were expanding like a liver-spotted pink balloon, and pretty soon her skin would have to give.
It was a delightful sensation.
Now, you just say that one more time,
she commanded in a squeaky voice, her throat so tight she could barely swallow.
The woman, who’d introduced herself earlier as Carlotta Lowenstein, was accustomed to such an intently physical reaction, and on more than one occasion she’d wondered if she remembered the finer points of CPR. Why don’t you have a glass of water?
she said with a sympathetic smile.
Why, do forgive me, Miss Lowenstein!
Ruby Bee gasped. Here I am as dumbstruck as a turkey in a thunderstorm and I didn’t even think to offer you a glass of iced tea or a beer! I am ashamed of myself. What can I fix you?
Tea would be fine.
Ruby Bee bustled around behind the counter until she managed to pour enough tea in a glass to make her feel a little more hospitable. As she put the glass down in front of her visitor, the barroom door opened and sunlight momentarily splashed on the rows of booths, the jukebox, and the tiny dance floor.
Yoo-hoo!
Estelle Oppers called as she marched across the room to the bar, her bony shoulders squared and her bright red hair styled in the way that always made Ruby Bee think about the Statue of Liberty. Are we going to that flea market in Piccard or not? I thought you said you were going to pick me up at three, but it’s a darn sight closer to—
She stopped as she noticed the young woman on a stool, the one on the end that she herself had a proprietary feeling about. Excuse me, missy. I thought Ruby Bee was going to close on account of a flea market we were going to an hour ago.
Hush, Estelle,
Ruby Bee said without even looking at her. This is Miss Carlotta Lowenstein, and she’s a scout.
The final pronouncement was so melodramatic that Estelle waited for the fireworks to go off or the orchestra to start playing. When none of this happened, she wrinkled her nose and said, As in Girl Scout?
I scout for locations,
the woman explained. I work for Glittertown Productions, Inc. We’re a small, independent company from the Los Angeles area.
Movies,
Ruby Bee said reverently. Miss Lowenstein works for a movie company.
You do?
Estelle said, impressed in spite of herself. She took a harder look at the woman, who didn’t look like one of those movie people, not with her neatly cropped dark hair and stocky body. Distorted by thicklensed glasses, her eyes looked a little bulgy but intelligent. Her suit was nice enough, although it was wrinkled and one of the cuffs was missing a button. She wasn’t unattractive, but she wasn’t at all glamorous—and therefore was seriously suspect. You’re really from Hollywood?
Our office is in Burbank, but we’ve used some of the sound lots in Hollywood,
Carlotta said. Because we’re small and work on a tight budget, we do a lot of work on location in some of the less expensive areas of the country. We finished up a film in Arizona at the beginning of the spring.
What’s it called?
asked Ruby Bee.
Carlotta took a long drink of tea while she considered her reply. The truth would not sit well. It’s not ready for release yet, and our executive producer likes to keep the titles to himself until the distribution’s finalized. It’s an in-joke of sorts.
Ruby Bee and Estelle nodded, both secretly thrilled to be privy to a Hollywood in-joke, even if it was hard to figure out what was so dadburned funny about it.
Well?
Carlotta said as she finished her tea. What do you think about your town as the location for our next production? If we can arrange to use the sites I mentioned earlier, and if we have the cooperation of the citizens, I’m prepared to fly back to the Coast and grease the gears.
What sites?
Estelle demanded.
As usual, Ruby Bee butted in. They need a shack and a barn, and Miss Lowenstein happened to drive by Raz’s place. I can’t imagine he’d object, even if he has to relocate Marjorie to the backyard. They also need a big house with pillars and bushes.
She wiggled her eyebrows at Estelle, who was having no trouble reading her mind. I’m sure the mayor would be honored to have his house in a movie, aren’t you?
The mayor?
Carlotta said doubtfully.
Hizzoner Jim Bob Buchanon,
Estelle cut in. He owns that ugly supermarket across the street. Mrs. Jim Bob can be difficult to deal with, to put it mild-like, but I reckon she’ll puff up like a soufflé when she finds out her house is going to be on the big screen.
She was proud of tossing out the lingo so casually, but this movie woman was frowning as if her pantyhose were affecting her circulation. Do you happen to need a beauty parlor?
she added optimistically.
Carlotta just kept frowning. Mrs. Jim Bob?
Ruby Bee butted in once again. It’s one of those local traditions that’s hard to explain. Her real name’s Barbara Anne Buchanon Buchanon, she and Jim Bob being first or second cousins once or twice removed. In fact, you’re going to run into a whole passel of Buchanons. There’s Earl and Eilene, and their boy Kevin, who’s betrothed to Dahlia O’Neill, whose granny is a Buchanon from the Emmet branch of the family. Raz Buchanon, as I mentioned earlier. Adele Wockerman was a Buchanon afore she married, and—
They marry each other?
Carlotta murmured. Her eyes were narrowed behind the lenses, and she wasn’t sounding overly enchanted with the amount of inbreeding that everyone in Maggody took for granted. After all, it had been going on for a good hundred years, and no one was exactly clamoring for admission to the clan.
Some of them,
said Estelle. You can recognize them by their chimpanzee foreheads and yellowish eyes. None of them’s what you might call college material, but they have the right number of fingers and toes, and not one of them’s been locked away in one of those hospitals for the insane.
Ruby Bee scooted the pretzel bowl in front of their guest and gave Estelle a thoughtful look. What about Terdlow Buchanon? Didn’t he end up in prison for whacking up his parents and trying to sell the body parts to the poultry plant in Starley City?
I reckon he did. And there’s Maisie Louise Buchanon, who had nigh onto sixty cats locked in her house when they finally found her body at the end of the summer. Phewy!
We can’t forget Robin Buchanon, neither. She was blown to smithereens at the edge of a marijuana patch up on Cotter’s Ridge. Her bush colts were mean enough to pluck live chickens with their teeth.
A beer,
Carlotta said, fanning herself with a clipboard. A beer sounds quite lovely.
Estelle settled down on the adjoining stool, propped her elbows on the bar, and said, So what’s this movie about, Miss Lowenstein?
"Please, call me Carlotta. The screenplay’s still in the rewrite stage, but basically it’s a contemporary version of Romeo and Juliet. Young love thwarted, that sort of thing."
I see,
Estelle said with a sage nod. She popped a pretzel in her mouth and tried to remember the plot. It’d been a good thirty-five years since she’d been in high school, and she hadn’t paid all that much attention in class, having already decided on her career in the art of hair design. There was the balcony, and something about messages getting mixed up. She was almost sure the boy and the girl croaked in the end.
What’s it gonna be named?
Ruby Bee asked.
Carlotta was keenly aware of the potential danger, and once again paused to seek the safest path through the minefield. "At the moment, we’re calling it Wild Cherry Wine. The director, Hal Desmond, wants to convey the essential timelessness of the plot by the utilization of the long-standing traditions of the region. It’s an exploration of the interdynamics of a family unit that must seek equilibrium in the universal conflict of personal fulfillment versus basic survival."
Ruby Bee blinked, but she didn’t say, Huh?
Hollywood people were supposed to talk like that, she figured. Who’re the stars?
Carlotta rattled off five names so quickly that neither Ruby Bee nor Estelle caught any of them. I must make my calls,
she said, still talking faster than a truck barreling down the interstate, and start lining up the production crew and clearing schedules. We’ll be here at the end of next week, and we’ll need all the available motel rooms in town and a catering service. I’ll be back with you on the details as soon as I do a preliminary with the production people.
How long will it take to make this movie?
Ruby Bee said, not bothering to mention that all the available motel rooms (five of them, to be exact) were out back and the only caterer in town was standing three feet away with a dishrag in her hand.
No more than two weeks, if we can do the exteriors without any weather delays.
Carlotta put the strap of her bulky purse over her shoulder and picked up her clipboard. I look forward to seeing both of you shortly,
she said as she slid off the stool. I’ll be in touch.
Are you going to need any extras?
asked Estelle.
A few.
Carlotta saw no reason to explain that the vast majority of scenes took place in bedrooms or in intimate clearings in the woods. All three of the previous productions had tiptoed along the delicate line between an R rating and an X rating, not because Hal had moral reservations but because the distribution money was better if the films could be shown at drive-in theaters.
She went out to the rental car and stopped to assess the potential establishing shots for the opening credits of Wild Cherry Wine.
The sign at the edge of town proclaimed a population of seven hundred fifty-five, but the sign was pockmarked from years as a target and splattered with bird droppings. She’d driven past a peculiar metal structure called the Voice of the Almighty Lord Assembly Hall, a hardware store, a pool hall with a cross-eyed drunk in the doorway, a line of boarded-up stores, and an antiques store complete with a red-necked rube in a rocking chair. After a delay at the single stoplight, she’d passed a supermarket as tacky as anything back home; a launderette with the improbable name Suds of Fun; and a small, red-brick building with a police car parked nearby.
Glittertown Productions, Inc., had experienced problems with law enforcement agencies on every production, the law about prevailing community standards being so vague. Only three months ago, lynchings had been mentioned in Flagstaff. Hal had sweated like a marathon runner until the last scene was done and the entire company could flee across the state line.
Carlotta went back inside Ruby Bee’s. The two women broke off their spirited conversation as she said, Do I need to clear anything with the police department? We might require traffic control for one or two scenes, and we always prefer to cooperate with the local authorities.
As in bribing them ahead of time to circumvent expensive delays.
Oh, no,
Ruby Bee said quickly. I am personally acquainted with the chief of police, and I’m sure she’ll be tickled pink at the idea of a movie being made in Maggody. Why, it’s the most exciting thing that’s happened here since Hiram Buchanon’s barn burned down, and that was a good twenty years ago.
Two of the local teenagers were … courting in the hayloft,
Estelle added.
"Ciao, then, Carlotta said and returned to the car, smiling to herself as she savored the delicacy of the phrase. She had a feeling the citizens of Maggody, Arkansas, were going to be more than a little taken aback when they learned how Hollywood, or at least her company, defined the word
courting" these days.
Hiram Buchanon’s barn, twenty years ago,
I said into the telephone receiver. I settled my feet on the corner of my desk, rocked my chair back until it hit the wall, and gazed idly out the window. That chicken house where the marijuana was being cured. The bank and Miss Una’s house. Four fires in twenty years, Harve. Now we’ve had three more in the last month.
Harve Dorfer, the Stump County sheriff, exhaled noisily, and I could almost smell acrid cigar smoke. I know, Arly, I know. But what in tarnation can we do about it? I sure as hell don’t have the manpower to put a deputy inside every old barn and shack in this half of the county.
The volunteer fire department from Emmet offered to open a branch office in town. I’m thinking about cornering the market in marshmallows and wieners.
I held up my free hand to admire the black grime under my fingernails. I went back to that last shack and took another look. For some crazy reason, I got it into my head that I was being watched. I looked over my shoulder once too often and ran into a tree.
Haunted, is it?
Harve chuckled.
It may be haunted, but it’s also arson. Our problem is that it’s going to be damn hard to prove it. I talked to the investigator at the state police barracks, and he agreed it was impossible to determine anything from a pile of ashes.
Think we got us a nut case?
Three fires in a month,
I said, sighing. All abandoned structures of little or no value, and the damage confined to the immediate site. No one hurt, no families left homeless, no great loss to the landscape. But, yeah, Harve, I think we’ve got a nut case with a box of matches and no socially redeeming hobbies.
We chatted for a while longer, but neither of us had a theory worthy of repeating, nor did we have a devious scheme to find the nut and take away his matches. After we’d given up, I went outside and looked at the ridge beyond the east side of town. The mountainside was pale green. Although the nights were cool, the days were beginning to swell with early-summer warmth. The teenagers had begun to skip school to skinny-dip in Boone Creek, and the grown-ups to sit on their porches in the evenings to drink iced tea and monitor their neighbors.
There was no curl of smoke rising from the mountainside, however, and I went back into the PD to write up a tedious report about my investigation of the charcoaled shack that hadn’t been inhabited for so long that no one in town remembered who used to live there. Or cared. I skipped over the part about sensing someone in the brush on the hill, but as I paused to think of a properly officious phrase, I felt the same circle of heat on my back, right between my shoulder blades. I resisted the urge to shiver and sternly told myself it had been a beam of sunlight cutting through the remains of the roof.
I finished the report, stuffed it in a drawer for later perusal, and decided it was quittin’ time, so to speak. In that, I was not only the chief of police but also the entirety of the department; I was on duty twenty-four hours a day. It would have been a relentless burden had Maggody been riddled with violent criminal activity on a regular basis, but everybody tended to go about his or her business, licit or illicit, in a quiet and orderly fashion. Oh, I knew the owner of the pool hall bootlegged beer from an adjoining state, and every once in a while I suggested he desist. The rumor of a moonshine still on Cotter’s Ridge waxed and waned, but I wasn’t about to waste my energy combing the woods for it—or for the marijuana patches that were up there, too.
Instead, I dedicated a portion of each day to nabbing speeders out by the skeletal remains of Purtle’s Esso station. I followed the school buses in the afternoons to remind folks to stop when the flag shot out from the side of the bus and children scampered mindlessly, across the highway. When I heard about the local teenagers acting up, I went down to the high school and bawled out the offenders. I listened at least once a week to Raz Buchanon gripe about whatever was ailing him.
And mostly let the days slide by. I’d been doing so since I’d come back to Maggody to recuperate from life in the fast lane and divorce in the excruciatingly slow one. The transition from Manhattan to Maggody had been accomplished so easily that it alarmed me. Martinis to beer. Caviar to catfish. Nightclubs to nights alone in a tiny apartment above the antiques store across the road from the PD. Debating foreign policy to complaining about the weather.
I was becoming complacent, I lectured myself as I walked down the road to Ruby Bee’s Bar & Grill for a comfortable supper and an update on the gossip, which was dished out as readily as the black-eyed peas. There was nothing to stop me from returning to Manhattan. The job at the security company would be there. Since I’d been the martyr in the divorce, most of my old friends would put me back on the invitation list.
But it didn’t feel right; not yet, anyway. The confusion and pain of the divorce had worn down my edge, left me skittish and unsure of myself. I wore my hair in a bun and stored my makeup in the back of a drawer. I favored a khaki uniform over designer jeans and silk blouses. My nightly fantasies were works of art. I’d run home to mama, and for the moment I was content to be bullied and pampered and fed the best scalloped potatoes on either side of the Mississippi.
The parking lot was thick with pickup trucks, most of them with well-stocked gun racks in the rear windows and tool boxes in the beds. The Flamingo Motel sign flickered nervously; it looked as though the bird was about to lose another feather and the V CAN Y sign another letter. One of these days the symmetry would be completed and we’d be looking at V C N Y. Viable Connections in New York. Very Close; Not Yet.
The jukebox was wailing and the booths were filled with nuzzling couples or bellicose drunks. One couple appeared to be copulating on the dance floor, to the amusement of the spectators, since everyone in town knew the girl was carrying on with the boy’s brother—and his uncle. Everyone also knew Joyce Lambertino was pregnant, Elsie McMay’s daughter was visiting, the Missionary Society was in a tizzy over the upcoming elections, and that Chief of Police Arly Hanks would never catch herself a fellow if she didn’t stop moping around and start listening to her mother, who happened to be the infamous Ruby Bee Hanks, proprietress. And not to mention allowing Estelle Oppers, owner and sole operator of Estelle’s Hair Fantasies, to do something about that schoolmarmish bun and plain dark hair. An auburn rinse and a body perm had been suggested.
One of the neckless wonders at the bar staggered toward the men’s room, so I appropriated his stool and waited until Ruby Bee noticed me. What’s for supper?
I inquired politely.
How can you eat at a time like this?
I glanced at the clock above the bar. At a time like six o’clock, give or take a few minutes, I can eat. In fact, I cannot fathom not being able to eat at such a time, which isn’t to say there aren’t other equally appealing times.
All you ever think about is eating and sleeping and making uncalled-for remarks.
She shot me a pinched look, then moved down the bar to berate one of her regulars, who had dumped the pretzels and was now flipping them into the air like tiddlywink pieces. He quit immediately, because he and everyone else had enough sense to be intimidated by Ruby Bee, who was short and matronly and who could toss out a drunk without regard to his weight or his degree of compliance.
She returned and devoted great energy to wiping the spotless countertop. I suppose you haven’t heard the big news.
I thought for a minute. Joyce’s pregnancy? Elsie McMay’s visitor? The fire up past the Pot O’ Gold mobile home park?
Don’t be smart-mouthed with me, young lady.
Devotion to scalloped potatoes forced me into humbleness. What big news?
It’s all over town. You being the chief of police, I’d have thought you took an interest in local happenings.
I’ve been occupied with a fire bug, which is somewhat important to the community, unless we all decide to start smoking—literally.
Seems I heard about that old shack burning down two nights ago,
she said with a small frown. But nobody’s lived there for years and years. I am talking about the movie.
I didn’t think she was referring to The Towering Inferno, so I arranged my features for maximum fascination and said, What movie?
You mean Arly doesn’t know?
Estelle said from behind me.
She’s been too busy to pay any attention to what every last soul in town’s been buzzing over all day,
Ruby Bee said, taking more swipes at the pristine counter.
Why don’t you just tell me,
I said meekly.
They did, although it was a challenge to pick out the snippets of fact from the fanciful ravings of two potential movie stars who were already imagining themselves strolling along the sidewalk of fame and accepting statuettes for best supporting actress.
Is it really going to happen, or was the woman merely considering Maggody?
I asked.
Ruby Bee grew solemn. It’s really going to happen. She called a while ago and said she needed to fax consent forms. I had to tell her we didn’t have any of those machines in town. She’s reserved all the rooms out back and arranged for the cast and crew to eat here.
What’s the name of the production company?
I said, trying to come up with a reason why anyone (besides yours truly, that is) would come to Maggody voluntarily, especially a second time. What other movies have they done recently?
Estelle leaned forward and murmured, We can’t say one word about their last picture. We swore to keep it a secret.
Good for you,
I said. How about pork chops, Ruby Bee? And peach cobbler with ice cream for dessert?
She nodded, then gave Estelle one of their aren’t-we-too-clever-for-words looks. Sure, Arly. And how about a nice glass of wild cherry wine to go with that?
They found this remark hilarious—shrilly, wildly, loudly hilarious. I was not the only one staring in bewilderment at them as the jukebox whined a lament of lost love and whiskied woes.
What fascinated him was the ease with which he could start the fires. The first time he’d used a pile of kindling and a match, then moved to a prudently chosen hiding place to watch as flames begin to lick the roof and curl through the windows. Rafters crashed to the floor. Walls collapsed, hurling armies of sparks at the cloud-choked sky. He felt as if he’d unleashed a maleficent dragon inside the primitive structure. The first fire had given him a sense of power he’d never felt before.
The second fire had been even more compelling. As he’d watched, he’d been overwhelmed with a strange sensation that abated slowly and left him flushed and damp with satisfaction. As the third one consumed his chosen victim, the sensation had been stronger.
The woman cop with the dark hair had come once with a grim man, and the two of them had squatted on the floor to scrape brittle black fragments into plastic bags. She’d returned later, alone. He’d almost laughed aloud at her obvious uneasiness, but of course he’d been very quiet. She could dig through the ashes as much as she desired, as long as she didn’t try to stop him.
Chapter 2
6 INT. SHACK—EVENING
Loretta is sitting on the sofa as WE HEAR the doorbell. Zachery crosses the room and throws open the door to admit COOTER GRIMMLEY. He is wearing a coat and a bow tie and holding a hat.
ZACHERY
Well, if it ain’t Cooter! Come on in and set right there by little Loretta.
MARTHA
I already told Loretta the good news. How ’bout a piece of apple pie and a cup of coffee?
Cooter stays by the door, staring at Loretta.
COOTER
I thank you kindly, Martha, but I reckon I’ll pass on the pie. I came to see if my fiancée wanted to take a stroll and enjoy the cool breeze.
Loretta stares at the floor. CAMERA WIDENS as Zachery crosses to her and pulls her to her feet.
ZACHERY
(jovially)
’Course she does, Cooter. It’s time you two got to know each other better. Why, you’ll be hitched afore you know it.
COOTER
We shore will, won’t we, honey child? By this time next year, you’ll be so busy caring for a little baby that you won’t have time for a peaceful stroll with your husband.
LORETTA
I ’spose so. Ma, Billy Joe said he was coming by with some fresh okra from his garden.
(beat)
Tell him I said it was real nice of him to think about us.
COOTER
Billy Joe Jenks? He’s just a dirt-poor, white-trash kid. I grow plenty of okra to share with y’all. I don’t want to hear tell of you even talking