The Assassin Game
By Kirsty McKay
3.5/5
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It was just a game…until it wasn't. Will Cate discover the assassin before it's too late? Perfect for fans of teen mystery books!
TAG. You're It…
At Cate's isolated boarding school Killer is more than a game—it's an elite secret society. Members must avoid being "killed" during a series of thrilling pranks—and only the Game Master knows who the "killer" is. When Cate's finally invited to join The Guild of Assassins, she thinks it's her ticket to finally feeling like she belongs.
But when the game becomes all too real, the school threatens to shut it down. Cate will do anything to keep playing and save The Guild. But can she find the real assassin—before she's the next target?
"An intriguing, tightly wound mystery. The game is on!" —Hannah Jayne, author of Truly, Madly, Deadly and Twisted
Perfect for those looking for:
- Teen books for girls ages 11–14
- Secret societies in fiction
- Psychological thrillers
Kirsty McKay
Kirsty is a former actress and has written children’s plays for commercial theatre. In 2008, she won SCBWI’s competition to find new writers. She was born in the UK, but now lives in Boston, USA, with her husband and daughter. She is the author of The Assassin Game and Have You Seen My Sister. Visit kirstymckay.com for more.
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Reviews for The Assassin Game
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- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5It was definitely thrilling and i honestly could not stop reading!
- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5The Assassin Game begins with a fairly preposterous premise. A private school called Umfraville located on a small deserted island off the coast of Ireland is owned by Cate's family allowing her to reside at the school and take all of her high school classes there. Most of the students come from money or have some special talent. "The Game" is legendary at the school. Certain students are chosen to be initiated and become part of "The Game." The object is to survive "The Killer," who sets out to "kill" each of the other particpants before anybody guesses who he or she is. When Cate is finally initiated, a boy from her past reappears, and everything about "The Game" changes as real murder attempts start happening on the island.
The book was very well written and kept my attention enough for me to read it in one sitting. The problem I had with the book was that I didn't really like any of the characters very well. Even Cate, who is the main character could have opted out of "The Game" at any point in the story, and possibly stopped what can only be called organized bullying that school officials turned their backs on even though they knew all about it. An interesting read, but not very much fun. - Rating: 2 out of 5 stars2/5On an island off the coast of Wales, pupils at a boarding school are invited to the Assassins' Guild, where a 'killer' pretends to kill the rest of the guild. But what if there is a real killer on the island.
Didn't really find it interesting enough apart hoping that there would be a real killer and kill everyone off. Though it might appeal to teenagers.
A NetGalley book - Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5I received an ARC of this book from the publisher in exchange for an honest review. This did not affect my opinion of the book or my review itself.In The Assassin Game, Kirsty McKay introduces her readers to the game "Killer". Each year, a group of students are selected to participate, thus becoming members of a renowned Guild. The school knows about the Game, but lets it continue as long as it doesn't get out of hand.But the year Cate joins, things do begin to get wildly out of hand. What is meant to be a fun, exciting game where an unknown "Killer" pretends to off other players through inventive pranks, becomes something far more, and Cate is being watched by a twisted predator who has taken the game too far.What Did I Like?I am a sucker for any mystery set on an isolated island. Throw in a boarding school setting, and I'm going to read it, as those two tropes together essentially guarantee a variation on my classic favorite, "the killer is one of us".The "Killer" game is also highly creative and inventive, and set up well. It provides a real sense of eeriness and suspense, and is such a great idea to set up the more serious crimes that begin to occur. Everything and everyone becomes suspicious, which heightens the tension, and makes this a book you can't put down.What Didn't I Like So Much?I found some of the main characters less than endearing, particularly a boy who gets introduced a few chapters in and becomes a crucial main character. I was cringing at some of the things they would do and say. This may have been on purpose, though I doubt it with the aforementioned character, but it made it hard for me to see why Cate would latch on so hard to these people.The ending, while very twisty and creepy, felt like a bit of a letdown in term of the perpetrator's motive. It felt a bit cliched, which was disappointing.So...?So I would say read this book. It's quick, it sucks you in, and it's got lots of great suspense. The ending may not be everything I had hoped for, given the excellence of what preceded it, but I still enjoyed this book.
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- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Set on a remote Welsh island, The Assassin Game by Kirsty McKay is a solid young adult mystery that takes place in an elite boarding school for (mostly) gifted students.
One of the few "ordinary" students attending Umfraville Hall, Cate is thrilled when she is selected for the highly coveted Assassins' Guild, an exclusive secret society whose yearly game of "Killer" is a long standing tradition. The rules of the game are fairly simple: one member of the Guild is the "killer" who then creatively stages the fake "murders" of the other members of the group. The would be "victims" try to stay out of the "killer's" crosshairs while at the same trying to guess the "murderer's" identity.
Cate is surprised to discover her old childhood friend, Vaughan, is now at student at the school and even more shocking, he has designed a social network (the Crypt) just for the Guild.The Assassin Guild elders vote to let Vaughan into the group and while not all of the members are happy with their decision, the Crypt is an instant hit. The game is progressing nicely with the first two clever "deaths", but things quickly take a sinister turn when Cate begins receiving creepy threats and someone creates an extra profile on the Crypt. Once the "hits" become a little too real, Cate and Vaughan are convinced there are two "killers" but will they uncover the identity of the real would be "killer" before it is too late?
Cate is a likable character with a limited circle of friends. At the end of the previous term, a couple of romantic missteps have made things awkward with one of her close friends so she spends a lot of time on her own since her other close friend is super involved with the school newspaper. While initially a bit uncomfortable with Vaughan's arrival (their friendship came to a somewhat abrupt end years earlier), Cate is soon enjoying his company. He keeps her a little off balance with some of things he says and does, but overall, their friendship is mostly trouble free. Cate initially believes the threats she is receiving are part of the killer game, but she soon realizes these incidents do not exactly fit the "killer's" MO.
After two of the Guild members are seriously injured, the police are called in to investigate. Suspicion falls on Vaughan, but Cate remains convinced of his innocence. Tensions mount as severe weather conditions trap everyone on the island and Cate begins to make some very unwise decisions. Is Cate putting her trust in the wrong person? Will her impetuous and ill-advised choices end in tragedy?
The Assassin Game is a well-written, atmospheric young adult mystery. While not exactly an edge of the seat thriller, Kirsty McKay does an excellent job keeping the identity of the real "killer" and the motive for the attacks under wraps until the novel's dramatic and pulse-pounding conclusion. All in all, an entertaining twist on a familiar plot that readers of young adult fiction will enjoy. - Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5This book was provided to me as an uncorrected digital review copy by the publisher, via Edelweiss.
Cate attends Umfraville Hall, a boarding school meant to educate the most gifted students. Cate doesn’t match that description; there are things she is good at, but nothing at which she excels. The fact that her family owns the island on which the school sits has bought her way into the hallowed halls of the exclusive institution. Her only chance of fitting in, even after attending the school for three years, lies in the game “Killer”. She has been chosen to participate, which improves her status, but now she has another worry: staying alive.
I really enjoyed this book. I don’t say that lightly, because when one takes on the task of reviewing books before they have been released, one also takes on the risk of feeling obligated to read some very poorly written material. This book kept me up past my bedtime, and that’s huge for me. Bedtime, to me, is sacrosanct. I reeeealllly like to sleep, so for a book to keep me up late, it must be either very intense or have characters that have gotten under my skin. This book does both. I chose to review this book because I enjoyed the premise. It’s not an extremely original idea, but setting it on an island is. And this isn’t just any island, but an island that is frequently cut off from the mainland by the incoming tides. That cranks up the creepiness factor. The dialog feels natural and flows well. The exchanges between the characters are what you would expect to hear if you listen in on a conversation between teenagers. The story is well-paced, with no rushing or dragging. My very favorite part of this book, though, is Cate. She is an extremely flawed main character. She is absolutely no good in the titular game. The one time Cate seems to actually discover a clue and make a solid assumption from it, it turns out that she is wrong. The rest of the time, she’s just doing her best to hide from the “killer” rather than actually trying to figure out who it is. Rather than be annoyed by her ineptitude, I found myself thinking “Oh, that’s so Cate”. Then there’s Vaughan. He’s not the typical leading man, because, while he’s good-looking and intelligent, he’s also pompous and awkward. Vaughan is sometimes unlikable, other times completely lovable, and I wasn’t sure until the very end if he was a good guy or a bad guy. I love that! The ending wasn’t a complete surprise to me, but I didn’t have it completely figured out, which is almost as good. The only part of this book that I can say anything bad about is the title. Shouldn’t the book be called “Killer”, since that’s the actual name of the game? Other than that, I would recommend this book to any teen reader who enjoys flawed characters trying to figure out a life and death mystery.1 person found this helpful
- Rating: 2 out of 5 stars2/5“It’s like elves and orcs around here; the geeks and the jocks. And me in the middle. Invisible.But not today, finally. Today, I am Guild. Today, I am in the Game. Today, I am part of Killer.”Let’s play a game. Cate is a not-so-special cupcake attending Umfraville boarding school on a secluded island. Umfraville is a ‘special’ school for kids of talent from all the basics: athletics, art, computers, and general geniuses. Cat attends because her parents own the island.Now, the students get restless staying on the cramped island so long, and they have a secret society that plays ‘Killer’ throughout the year until the killer is named or everyone is ‘killed’.First off, the book is really slow to start. The author gives a lot of information dump on Cate, how their family came to own the island, how past generations have played Killer, and her relationship with people on the island. Basically it was pages and pages of Cate’s narration giving the reader this information; a bad case of telling and not showing.The ‘secret’ society was the first hint that the story wasn’t going to be up to par. As it ends up, everyone on the island knows about the guild, including the teachers. And really the guild is more like a cult with rituals and black capes.I loved the idea of the game and how one of the players twist it around into reality, but it wasn’t executed well. There wasn’t a clear transition between the game just being the game and the game becoming real and dangerous. You would also think that an island full of genius teens and teachers would have a bit more brain power than the nitwits running around in the dark.When it finally, FINALLY came down to the real ‘killings’, there wasn’t really any thrilling or suspenseful moments. A student was attacked, it was over, and Cate moseyed on.Cate’s character feels disconnected. It seems she should be the heroine of the story but she’s not all that smart or brave, nor does her character grow in any way.Vaughan is the character that makes this book get higher than a one star rating, even though by the end the author had his character mimicking Sherlock way too much. He has a quirky personality and is a computer genius, but can also be diagnosed with bipolar disorder with how quick his moods shift.The romance in the book was completely unnecessary, especially to the level the author took the relationship. It’s another case of a YA book just HAVING to have romance no matter if it makes sense in the story or not.Overall, the story was not well thought out, though I did like the ideas behind the story. There were a few characters that kept me reading to the end, but it wasn’t at all that satisfying for a thriller. Get your chills from a different book.
- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5I received a copy of The Assassin Game via NetGalley in an exchange for my honest review.
The Assassin Game is just that: a game with an assassin. On a secluded island sits a unique boarding school for teens with extra talents. Umfraville has it’s share of gifted athletes, musicians and artists. It even has it’s very own secret society. “Killer” is built on the idea of having an assassin commit a series of pranks in order to “kill off” the other members without being discovered. However, when members of Killer start getting hurt for real, it’s up to Cate to figure out who is behind it all. Follow Cate on her journey to sort who can be trusted and who the real killer is.
The cover of The Assassin Game screamed my name the second I saw it. I knew immediately that I had to get my hands on it. I wish, however, that I had read the reviews. “Never judge a book by it’s cover” very much applies here. I was expecting so much more in regards to thriller and mystery. I was hoping for way more darkness, secrets and murder. However, if you are looking for a fun and mysterious read, you might enjoy this. If you go in with the premise of this being dark and twisted, you’ll be severely let down.
This book was written well if you take it for what it is; a fun mystery with a fair amount of twists and turns. Every time I thought I had it figured out, something would pop up and make me second guess myself. I always enjoy being thrown for a loop and never truly knowing “who-dunnit” until the very last chapter. I commend the author for her success in keeping the killers a secret.
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The Assassin Game - Kirsty McKay
Copyright © 2015 by Kirsty McKay
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Originally published as Killer Game in 2015 in the United Kingdom by Chicken House.
Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data
Names: McKay, Kirsty.
Title: The assassin game / Kirsty McKay.
Other titles: Killer game
Description: Naperville, Illinois : Sourcebooks Fire, [2016] | Originally published in the United Kingdom by Chicken House in 2015 under title: Killer game. | Summary: At Cate’s isolated boarding school, Killer Game is a tradition. Only a select few are invited to play. They must avoid being killed by a series of thrilling pranks, and identify the murderer. But this time, it’s different: the game stops feeling fake and starts getting dangerous and Cate’s the next target. Can they find the culprit ... before it’s too late?
-- Provided by publisher.
Identifiers: LCCN 2015027625 | (13 : alk. paper)
Subjects: | CYAC: Boarding schools--Fiction. | Schools--Fiction. | Secret societies--Fiction. | Games--Fiction. | Assassins--Fiction.
Classification: LCC PZ7.M47865748 As 2016 | DDC [Fic]--dc23
LC record available at http://lccn.loc.gov/2015027625
Contents
Front Cover
Title Page
Copyright
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Chapter 21
Chapter 22
Chapter 23
Chapter 24
Chapter 25
Chapter 26
Chapter 27
Acknowledgments
About the Author
Back Cover
For Emma Sear; she’s killer, and she’s game.
Chapter 1
It is about 4:00 a.m. when they come for me. I am already awake, strung out on the fear that they will come and the fear that they won’t. When I finally hear the click of the latch on the dormitory door, I have only a second to brace myself before they’re on me.
Do as we say!
A rasping voice, sudden and violent, in my ear.
I swallow my scream as a hood—a pillowcase?—is shoved over my head. A large hand clamps across my mouth and nose, mashing my lip against my upper teeth, and I taste blood. Weight presses down on my pajamaed chest, and panic rises as I wriggle a little to clear my nostrils to breathe. Silently, I’m lifted from my bed. Efficiently. They’ve done this before.
They bundle me to the floor and flip me on my stomach, yanking my hands behind my back. My gut lurches with panic. A pinch of plastic, and my hands are trussed so tight that I can feel the blood thudding out a frantic heartbeat back and forth from wrist to wrist.
One noise from you, Cate, and this is over.
I want to puke. I try to nod, but my neck is twisted at an awkward angle, and that hand is still clamped over my hooded face. But they must understand my compliance, as the hand is removed; I’m forced to my feet and pushed forward, one bare foot stumbling after the other. The urge to pee is extreme, but I have to fight it with everything because, hey, if I wet myself, I’m dead for sure.
We walk; there’s the shove of shoulders to either side of me, and the hands are there again, on my arms this time, pulling me to one side then another. Light seeps into the pillowcase from somewhere, but I still can’t see anything other than shadows. My feet tell me we have exited the dormitory as the carpet briefly gives way to a strip of bare boards before they find the hall runner and turn left, left toward the short staircase down to the ground floor. The staircase! Will they push me? Will I fall? My fears are unfounded as suddenly my legs are swept up from under me and, with a grunt, someone carries me downstairs.
I know that grunt. He remembered to disguise his voice when he spoke but not the grunt. Does the fact that it’s him carrying me make me feel better or worse?
Dark again. The cool September night air hits me; we must have left the building by the side door. And then I’m lowered, surprisingly gently, and I feel cold, damp metal beneath my PJs. A hard rim under my shoulders and knees. A box? Some kind of coffin? Would they go that far? The panic comes back. I’m tilted, and I draw my feet inside to brace myself against the rim. There’s a wobble, a crunch of stone, and then a squeak.
OK, a wheelbarrow. The squeak gave it away. I breathe again. I’m being pushed in a wheelbarrow, my bum rubbing in earthworms and soil. This is their idea of funny.
Slowly we travel over the gravel, silently except for that tiny, little squeak every rotation. I’m sure someone was tasked to oil it, but not well enough. They’ll get into trouble for that.
There’s a slight bump as the terrain gets softer. I sink and wobble again, and then we take off, much faster than before, a wild ride. The squeak becomes a constant whine. I wish I could hold on to the sides, but all I can do is push down on my feet to wedge myself in there as we bump along, my abs burning in a half crunch. I hope the ride will be short. Which way are we heading? North to the woods or east to the causeway? Please, please, not south to the cliff path; surely they wouldn’t risk that? I don’t have much idea, no sense of direction, but as we jog on, I hear a few muted giggles and pants, even a whisper that is quickly shushed. Three of them with me? Four? One pushing, the others running alongside.
We stop. I strain to hear the sea, but all I can hear is the blood in my ears. And then:
Woo-woo!
goes the world’s least convincing owl.
Twit-twoo!
No, strike that. The second one is worse.
Coooo-oo!
The third sounds like a drunken dove, and suddenly the first two seem very realistic.
Muted giggles. We’re off again, faster this time, and I hear a rumble to my left, a rumble to my right. More wheelbarrows? Yes, without doubt, and we’re racing. I’m not the only one who has been taken, and that’s reassuring. The race is almost fun at first—apart from the sheer terror, of course—but it’s exhilarating at least. Just when I’m thinking I can no longer hold on, my knees are burning and my feet are turning to ice, I sense my kidnappers are tiring as well, and we slow. There’s more panting, unabashed and unconcealed this time. Someone mutters, but I can’t hear what’s said. Almost there. The fear comes back.
We stop again, this time for good. I’m lowered with a thud, pulled out of the wheelbarrow and on to my cold, bare feet. Blood wells up into my face, and I sway a little. I squeeze my toes, trying to find my balance.
I’m standing on sand. Cool but not damp. And yet, no sound of the waves hitting the rocks…where are we? There’s a smell too, but it’s not of salty air—at least, no more than this whole island smells of the sea. It’s an acrid, oily smell. Something is burning.
I dare to open my eyes, and through the pillowcase, there’s light out there. Orange, glowing balls of light, suspended off the ground. Of course. Suddenly, I know exactly where we are.
My hood is whipped off. Shadows slink away into shadow. I squint and try to stop the ground from spinning.
An amphitheater, carved into the side of a hill, and I am onstage. Oil lanterns hang from stands, lighting the scene. There’s also the full blood moon—but it only winks at us as blue-gray clouds blow across it, obscuring its light. My kidnappers gone. I turn around to see my fellow captives, blinking and swiveling their heads, all of us nodding dogs, taking it in.
Martin Parish is next to me, bent over, panting and grinning his goofy, gap-toothed grin. He’s just stoked to be selected; he doesn’t care what they might do to us. Tesha Quinn stands to his right, eyes wide and also swaying on her bare feet, her dark-blond corkscrew curls standing out in shock from her head. She doesn’t look at me—trying to hold the panic down—because if she does, she might break. Both kids have tied hands, both in night attire. I thank luck and good judgment that I’m wearing modest pajamas; Martin is shivering in boxers and Tesha’s not much better off in underwear and a cami. They’re cold and vulnerable. At least I have flannel to hide behind.
Only three of us harvested tonight? The final selection for this year. The Game can begin.
I rub my chin on my shoulder and try to see the shadows moving on the tiered seats, but I can’t focus that far yet. Two kids were harvested on Monday, or so it was rumored. Two kids were taken on Tuesday, and then none on Wednesday and Thursday, so we thought that tonight would be big. But only us three?
A figure moves into view above us on the steps of the auditorium. He’s wearing a long cloak, which ripples in the night breeze. The hood is pulled low over his face, revealing only a square jaw and a hint of thin lips with a Cupid’s bow.
Fresh meat!
He raises his face, and he is wearing a black half mask. There was never any doubt it was him. The grunt, the voice in my ear. Alexander Morgan, alpha male of the senior class, and the one who is running this show.
Welcome to the Game, apprentices.
Alex walks down the steps and onto the sand, smiling at us. Be happy. You are the chosen few.
I allow myself to relax slightly. We have this weird dynamic, Alex and I. He’s nice enough to me when he remembers to be—basically because of my family owning this island—but I’m not inner-circle cool, so most of the time he ignores me. Well, apart from that one time we kissed, but few people know about that. It certainly wouldn’t improve my popularity here; most of the girls and a handful of the boys go gooey for Alex. He’s blond and tall and good-looking in a screwed-up Hitler Youth kind of way, and that’s obviously not my type on a typical day. It just wouldn’t fit in with my admittedly half-baked idea of who I am. But…for all the smooth breeding and athlete OCD neatness about Alex, there’s something feral there too. He’s like a wolf: he likes to run, and he likes the smell of fear.
Tesha!
Alex kisses his fingertips and touches them gently to her lips. Welcome!
She jerks her head back and scowls at him, her curls bouncing, Medusa-like. He moves down the line. Martin, my friend!
He scruffs Martin’s spiky, brown hair, and Martin grins up at him like the little boy he is.
And then he walks to me. Cate.
I wait for the touch, but there is none. Fully dressed, unlike the rest.
He makes it sound rude, his eyes burning through the mask. I hate it that he can switch on that power, like he won something from me just because we kissed that one time. And now it’s some horrible in-joke between the two of us. He laughs, walking backward, away from us. I’m glad it’s too dark for anyone to see my red face. All kneel before your Grand Master!
I glance at Martin, who is already down on the sand. He’s so pathetically grateful to be here, he’d kneel before Alex under any circumstances. Tesha is slower, but at least the command annoys her even more, and that seems to give her courage. She catches my eye this time, and we both reluctantly sink to our knees.
Cower before the Assassins’ Guild!
Alex cries. Somewhere, someone hits a button on an MP3 player and music plays, not quite loud enough to let anyone know we’re here. It’s the Doors, Riders on the Storm.
I suppose this was an edgy choice back in the days of yesteryear when the Game began, but it’s simultaneously unnerving and slightly silly, and it makes me feel like I’m in someone’s dodgy straight-to-video.
The Assassins’ Guild walks out in front of us, all wearing masks. Four are in cloaks like Alex’s; they are the Elders, the veterans, the movers and shakers of the Game. Then come the two Journeymen: two boys who have played the Game once before. Finally, the four apprentices who were harvested earlier in the week.
Faced with them all like this, I realize that I’m terrified. I have friends behind those masks—well, two of them—but even so, the weight of What Comes Next is frightening. Marcia, my best friend and an Elder, stands next to Alex, wisps of long, languid hair escaping her hood and blowing across her face in the breeze. A couple days ago, I was moaning to her that I wasn’t going to get harvested, and she must have known all along. And then there’s Daniel, a skinny Journeyman standing at the back, and my only other real friend at this school. I wish I could read his expression.
I take a breath. This part will be over soon. And after all, isn’t this what I’ve been looking forward to? The Game?
We call it Killer.
Every autumn term, it begins, for a few short, crazy, wonderful weeks. The Assassins’ Guild harvests new members to play, and the rest of the school holds on tight and watches the fallout. We call it Killer, but you might know it by another name—Gotcha, Assassin, Battle Royal. And if you don’t? Well, it’s the twisted love child of Secret Santa and Wink Murder, but even then you’re only halfway there to understanding it all. The Assassins’ Guild makes the rules, and they are this:
One Killer is chosen, and he or she has to Kill. Not actually, you understand; this school is tough, but the Game needs some boundaries. The Killer has to think of wacky-but-child-friendly ways to off their victims. Death by rubber snake in the desk during double geography. Death by gassing with a stink bomb in the common room. Death by suffocation
with a duct-taped duvet in the dorm room. It’s funny; it’s thrilling and silly-scary. One by one, the Guild is picked off, and every week the remaining players can take a guess at who the murderer is. If you guess right, you’re the glorious victor. If you guess wrong, you’re dead.
And nobody wants to be dead, because then it’s back to life, back to reality—the reality of school days at Umfraville Hall, Skola Island, Arse-End-Of-Nowhere, Wales.
Tie them!
Alex shouts, and I’m jolted back into the present. Tie us more? How? I’m about to find out. Masked bods run forward. We’re pushed from our knees to our stomachs, and more plastic ties are tightened around our ankles. I brace my feet so I’ll have some slack when I relax my muscles, but my assailants know what I’m doing and pull the ties tighter. They hurt like hell.
A long rope is clipped around the plastic tie; I feel a pull. I twist to look behind me. Two masked Guild members are pulling on the rope and it is stretching. It’s a bungee cord. The Masks clip the other end into some kind of stake that is protruding from the ground a couple feet away, and I’m tethered like an animal.
Alex claps his hands, and a Mask brings something forward on a velvet cushion. Alex picks the thing up and waggles it at us, and a glint of blade flashes in the light. Two blades? Pruning shears. Bitterness rises in my throat.
Freedom through the blade,
Alex says, walking a few paces away from us and drawing an X in the sand with his foot. He drops the pruning shears on the ground.
Before I have time to consider the implications of this, I feel the hit of freezing water on my back from above. I gasp in shock; someone has tipped a bucket of seawater over me. Martin and Tesha yell beside me as they get their own showers.
Be cleansed by the spirits of assassins past!
cries Alex. Wash in the souls of those who have gone before you!
Another bucket. This one feels almost warm after the shock of the first. But now I’m utterly drenched, dripping hair and freezing face. I gulp to get my breath.
No!
Tesha cries out.
At first I think she’s protesting another wetting, but from my place in the sand, I see someone walk forward holding the pillowcases again.
Please!
she begs. I’m claustrophobic. I can’t stand it anymore!
A ripple of laughter goes around.
Bag her!
someone shouts.
Bag her! Bag her!
A cluster of Guild members—some, I think, are actually Tesha’s best friends—begin a chant.
Yeah, bag the bitch!
a voice shouts.
Silence!
Alex is genuinely peeved. Oh dear. A recent initiate has gone too far.
No need to get overexcited,
Alex says, kicking sand expertly into the initiate’s masked face. Tesha
—he shakes his head and the hood waggles a bit, making him look even more ridiculous—you’ve persuaded me.
Boo!
the Guild cry.
But…
He puts a foot on the center of her back and rolls her a little, back and forth. Sand sticks to her ample curves as she rolls, she looks sugar-coated. Make no mistake, Tesh. You owe me one.
More laughter. A couple boyish jeers. Yuck.
I’m freezing, Alex—
Tesha begins.
Quiet!
he shouts. What? You expected this to be easy?
He shakes his head again, relishing his power over her. It cannot be easy.
The cold wetness is making me shake involuntarily, but I’m grateful to Tesha for stopping the pillowcases. And then I see what’s coming next, and I wonder why I felt glad a second ago.
Bring out the Dumper!
Alex cries.
A Mask steps forward, and I recognize him immediately; it’s my dear friend, Daniel. He’s carrying a bucket, clutching it with those freakishly long, white fingers, holding it at arm’s length. I don’t think this bucket is full of seawater. Alex points to the place on the sand where he dropped the pruning shears.
Daniel reluctantly walks over to the spot and slops something dark and viscous from the bucket on to the ground, covering the pruning shears.
All of it,
Alex says. Daniel sighs then jerks the bucket downward, slapping its bottom like you would a glass ketchup bottle. But the slop is stubborn. Use your hands,
says Alex, like it’s the most obvious thing in the world. Daniel’s face hardens, but he puts a hand in anyway and scoops the remainder of the stuff onto the ground, the gloop dripping delicately from his slender digits. The smell has reached me now: cow. This is not going to end well.
Now,
says Alex. As you know, entry into the Guild is subject to passing a test. You have received the cleansing waters, but an assassin must also be prepared to get his or her hands dirty.
Laughter. You have until sunrise to free yourselves and return to your beds, making sure to clean up this mess so all trace of us is removed. Failure to complete this task in its entirety will render your attempted entry into this Guild unsuccessful.
He smiles. Good luck.
On cue, minions extinguish the oil lamps, and we are plunged into the damp semidarkness. A second later, and they are all gone.
Alex!
screams Tesha. Come back!
You shouldn’t call him Alex,
hisses Martin, lying on his back and jerking his feet into the air in an attempt to dislodge the peg tethering him to the ground. He’s the Grand Master.
Yeah, and doesn’t he know it?
Tesha mutters. Alex!
She clearly feels like she can break rank. There was that rumor about them tussling tongues last term, not long after we did, so maybe she has something on him. Didn’t help me much, and it doesn’t seem to be helping her either.
Martin has given up on trying to pull up the peg and is now moving away from it in a kind of breakdance body-roll style. He’s not your natural athlete, but he gets a gold star for effort.
Tesha looks at him scornfully. What the hell are you doing, Martin? Ack!
She gives a cry of frustration. You’re so bloody keen it’s unnatural!
She turns to me. What are we supposed to do?
I shrug. I absolutely know, but I’ll give her the bliss of a few more seconds of ignorance.
I wiggle forward on my belly. Sand sticks to me. It’s quite tempting to burrow into the sand for warmth, but I have no intention of burying myself so early on in the Game. No, I’m in this for the long haul.
Martin’s ahead of me, with the same idea in mind. The pruning shears,
he grunts. We can cut ourselves free.
But they’re covered in something. What is that crap on the ground?
Tesha calls.
Crap, on the ground,
Martin deadpans. His bungee rope is now taught. He stretches his upper body forward, then flops like a charging walrus, but the bungee pulls him back, tauntingly dragging him in the sand. Too short!
He strains forward again, groaning, but he can’t move any farther.
So this is our test: snake our way over to the crap on the ground, retrieve the pruning shears, cut ourselves free.
I feel the tightness on my ankles too. I inch toward the cow poo, digging toes into the sand to give me a foothold, but I’m still a good body length away. This is impossible.
Behind me, Tesha is getting with the program. She’s trying to bring her tied hands under her feet; yes, tied hands in front are much more useful than tied hands behind. Tesha might be fleshy, but she’s certainly supple. I try to copy her, but neither of us is successful. I’m not sure I’m willing to break my wrists, even for the Game.
Martin’s waggling his tether again, but he can’t shift it. He moves to mine. Help me pull my peg!
he says to both of us.
First time for everything.
Tesha rolls her eyes at me and falls onto her side, knickered bum in the air.
I wiggle over to Martin.
It’s stuck fast,
he says, trying to pull it up with his hands behind him. Dig around the bottom, maybe we can get them out of the ground that way.
Dig with what?
I answer my own question by sitting on the sand with my back to the peg and scrabbling ineffectually with my cupped hands. Tesha joins me, and we all dig. After a minute, we’ve made a pathetically shallow hole.
It’s no good.
Martin grimaces as he reaches down. It’s attached to some kind of steel ring.
He reaches farther. Set in concrete. I think they have them here to anchor scenery to the stage.
Tesha swears. I don’t blame her. I’d be even more miffed if I were in my drawers. An idea hits. Teamwork.
I sigh. Right idea, just wrong place.
I push myself up to my feet and jump toward the cowpat until my bungee is taut. I crouch down and begin to dig a little trench. OK. Now, Martin, come toward me and pull my rope behind you as much as you can to give me some slack. Tesha, here.
I nod to the ground.
She looks at me, not moving. You scare me, girl.
Come on!
I say. We have to do this. We can’t be the only initiates to fail the test; it would be so embarrassing. Plus, I’m flippin’ freezing.
Tesha jumps over and flops down beside me. What do I do?
Feet in this trench,
I show her. Then stretch out on the ground on your back.
She plants herself on the sand reluctantly. Now what?
Now I climb up you.
I lean against the extent of my bungee. Martin, more slack!
He hefts my rope and I feel the bungee slacken a little. I kneel and lean forward until I’m lying lengthways on Tesha. She’s tall and meaty. A good launching pad.
Hey!
she shouts from under me. What the hell?
Despite her protestations, I squirm up her using her body for traction. We must look like two slugs bumping bellies. I manage to get all the way up her and put my feet against one of her shoulders, pushing myself the rest of the way across the sand to the pile of poo.
Ow-ee!
Tesha shouts. You’re killing me!
I’ll swap with you if you like,
I say, straining my head over the ominous pat. In a heartbeat.
There’s a lump in the middle of the crap. The pruning shears.
Actually, you’re all right.
Tesha is looking at the cowpat too. Suddenly she’s realizing she has the better deal in all this. I give myself one more push and, hands stuck behind my back, I’m cobra-ing over the pile of stinking mess. Oh God.
Hurry up!
Martin shouts. My arms are burning.
Sometimes you’ve just got to suck it up,
I mutter.
What did you just say?
he shouts.
Suck it up.
I shudder. And then before I can stop myself, I plunge face-first into the dark-green gloop. I screw my eyes up and push the horrible stuff out of the way with my face, like a kitten with a ball of wool. Except this isn’t wool. The smell is horrendous, but the worst part is that it is warm. It actually steams. It covers my mouth, goes up my nostrils, gets in my eyes. I splutter, blowing the stuff off my lips as best I can. I want to scream, but I have to go down again. I nuzzle the plop until I can feel something hard and cool against my cheek. I shove at it, and the handles stand up a little. There’s a loop of metal between the handles. I try to hook it with my nose, but my nose is not pointy enough. There’s only one thing attached to my head that is. My tongue.
No!
I splutter, but then I go for it. It’s only grass, it’s only grass, cows just eat grass and it’s only grass and festering bacteria from four stomachs and flies’ eggs and heaven knows what else oh help oh help oh help.
I snag the loop. A handle falls toward me, and I bite it, and jackknife the hell out of there. Martin’s muscles must give way, or maybe Tesha’s shoulder dislocates, but I am catapulted out of hell and scraped along the sand, all the way back to my peg. I spit out the pruning shears at Martin’s feet. And spit and spit and spit. And suddenly with a snip my wrists are free, and my ankles too, and I can stagger off to the front row of