The Intervention Series
By Hilary Dartt
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Would you let your friends take over your life?
Meet Delaney, Josie and Summer, best friends with questionable boundaries and only the best intentions. In The Intervention Series, they set out to fix each other's lives, demonstrating that sometimes an intervention is necessary ... and sometimes our friends know us better than we know ourselves.
Readers say these novels are "packed with just the right amount of wit and heart."
The Dating Intervention
When Delaney Collins's fail-proof dating system fails completely, she's forced to reevaluate her past, present, and future. Forced, as in her two best friends, Josie Garcia and Summer Gray, stage The Dating Intervention and take complete control of everything from her romantic exploits to her career. With the kind of tough love and questionable boundaries present only between lifelong friends, Josie and Summer help Delaney overcome a troubled past and forge a path to a perfectly imperfect life.
The Marriage Intervention
Lately, Josie Garcia and her husband Paul clash like peanut butter and pickles. Even worse, after talking with her best friends, Delaney Collins and Summer Gray, Josie's convinced that she's mostly to blame for the divide. To make matters more complex, Josie's boss—with whom she secretly shares an intense past—is giving her the attention she's been craving. With the tough love and questionable boundaries present only between lifelong friends, Delaney and Summer stage The Marriage Intervention to help Josie redefine herself and reignite her marriage.
The Motherhood Intervention
Summer Gray is exhausted, overwhelmed, and approaching her breaking point. She's due to give birth to her fifth child, and her older son's heart surgery is just around the corner. As if things weren't tense enough, Summer's estranged mother shows up on her doorstep, claiming that she wants to repair their relationship after fifteen years. When Summer admits to her best friends, Josie Garcia and Delaney Collins, that she daydreams of a hospital stay-cation, they stage The Motherhood Intervention to help Summer rediscover the life she loves and forgive her mother in the process.
What Readers Say
"Hilary Dartt's ability to create likable, clever, relatable characters makes the three main characters in her Intervention trilogy feel like your new best friends. The storylines are quick-paced and packed with just the right amount of wit and heart. I would highly recommend this book to those who are looking for a quick, light-hearted, and very entertaining read." - Rachelle Sparks
"I am so sad this series is over. Summer, Josie and Delaney have taken up residence in my heart. I am crazy about these characters. They feel more like real-life friends. Not the perfect kind, but the kind that is human, full of mistakes, honest, can drive you insane, loving, introspective, has great advice and is always there for you." - Bloggin' & Writing
"I loved this series! The books felt real. Like it could be me and my best friends going through the struggles and triumphs. Can't wait to read more from this author." - Des P.
Hilary Dartt
Hilary Dartt loves great adventures, whether she’s writing, reading, or living them. The author of nine women’s fiction novels, Hilary lives in Arizona’s high desert with her husband, their three children, her Weimaraner and running partner, Leia, a failed barn cat, and a flock of chickens. She loves camping, exploring in the Jeep, and dance parties with her kids.
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The Intervention Series - Hilary Dartt
Chapter One
Eight years ago
It was time for Delaney Collins, doctor of veterinary medicine, to rethink her life.
She was just getting started, really. She was one year into her career as a veterinarian and the job—which she’d considered a calling for years—had seemed perfect. Until now.
The phone call she’d just received confirmed what she’d suspected all along: she was a fraud. She couldn’t handle a serious situation, wasn’t cut out for it. Pressing her lips together as hard as she could, in an effort not to cry, she placed the phone’s handset in the receiver. Then, she took off her doctor’s coat—the one she’d had embroidered with her name one year ago to the day. She crumpled it up, threw it in the trash, and walked out of the building.
Yes, she had patient appointments lined up. One of the other vets was on vacation and Delaney was covering for her. But this was a defining moment, one where Delaney realized that despite a four-year postgraduate degree, she wasn’t cut out to work in a field that put someone’s life in her hands.
As she got into her car, the tears flowing freely from her eyes and streaming down her face now, she replayed the events leading up to this epiphany. It started three days ago, when the Desert Veterinary Clinic’s receptionist, Barb Dennis, paged Delaney over the intercom, her smoke-infused voice carrying a touch of humor.
Doctor Collins, your favorite patient is in exam room five.
Delaney saved the chart she was working on and picked up the phone, dialing the front desk.
When Barb picked up, Delaney said, Howie and Max?
I gave them to you—
Again.
Again,
Barb confirmed, because you’re the only one who’s nice enough to give Max a full exam, every single time Howie brings him in.
He’s sweet.
He spent the past five minutes talking to me about the new crosswalk signal at Central and Third,
Barb said.
There’s a new crosswalk signal?
Apparently. One that begins the countdown before an old man and his old dog can make it halfway across the street.
Huh,
Delaney said. What’d he bring Max in for, today?
Depression.
All right,
Delaney said. I’ll go in now.
Hey, didn’t you double major in psychology?
Barb said before Delaney hung up.
Yeah,
Delaney said. But not dog psychology.
Human psychology told Delaney Howie was lonely. An eighty-four-year-old retired high school teacher, he’d spent most of his life surrounded by people. But he was slowing down, and couldn’t get out as often as he used to. Max was an English Bulldog whose age in dog years most definitely exceeded Howie’s. The pair of them were in at least once a week, and because she was the newbie, the other vets at the clinic let her handle Howie’s increasingly frequent appointments. Delaney didn’t mind. Probably because she was the newbie, she found them charming. She enjoyed hearing Howie’s stories about his days teaching English, how he’d made his students sing jingles at the start of every period, and how he’d put on weekly competitions to encourage them to learn Latin roots.
And because she was the newbie, she completely missed the fact that there really was something wrong with Max this time. That’s when Dr. Collins made a terrible mistake, one from which she could never recover, professionally or personally. If that mistake had affected Max, and Max alone, she could have gotten past it.
But, two days after that appointment, it spread. Three days after that appointment—significantly, on the anniversary of her signing hiring papers at Desert Veterinary Clinic—she received the phone call that proved she wasn’t capable of something this serious. And she quit.
She went back to the cozy safety of her small hometown, promising herself she’d never get a life-and-death job again, and furthermore, that she’d never tell anyone—not even her best friends—what she’d done.
Chapter Two
Present day
The moments where life seems perfect (or at least, perfectly mediocre) usually signify things are about to go awry. Maybe even Very Awry. Like an opalescent bubble, the illusion can burst in an instant.
Delaney Collins had just arrived at that realization for the second time. At thirty-four, just when her life should be taking shape, it had instead come to an abrupt halt.
Fail-proof! It was supposed to be fail-proof!
Delaney shook the last few drops of her Guinness into her mouth. She set the empty bottle down with more force than she meant to and flinched, although she figured no one else in Rowdy’s Saloon noticed. The laughter, the cheering and the twinkling colored lights directly contrasted and probably amplified Delaney’s sour mood, and they served as decent camouflage for her outburst.
Nothing’s fail-proof,
said her best friends Summer Gray and Josie Garcia.
Summer shrugged one shoulder and added, Except abstinence.
Which Summer has obviously not been practicing,
Josie said.
Summer elbowed Josie, amusement making her nose crinkle. Funny. Four kids is a nice, even number.
The girls, assembled at Rowdy’s for their weekly Happy Hour meeting, sat around their usual high-top table. Josie traced the rim of her glass with a fingertip and narrowed her eyes at Delaney. "Seriously, though. Nothing’s fail-proof. Especially when it comes to dating. Did you really think any dating system could be fail-proof?"
I need another beer.
Delaney looked around Rowdy’s for the server but he was busy passing out flaming shots to a group of sales sharks in loose ties. She put her head on the table and sighed.
How could this have happened?
She didn’t realize she’d spoken out loud until Josie answered. We’ve known you for twenty years, Dee,
she said. And I have to say, since you ditched veterinary medicine and moved back to Juniper, things just haven’t been the same.
Delaney sat up, and Josie covered Delaney’s hand with her own. "I mean, I never would have said this nine years ago when you were at the University of Arizona kicking ass with that crazy class load, or when you graduated and were kicking ass as a veterinarian, but today, my sister, it’s no real surprise you’ve just been dumped by three–count ’em: uno, dos, tres–guys in two days."
Oh, that.
Not that Summer and Josie even knew why she’d stopped working as a veterinarian and come back to Juniper. But still. If her life was so obviously on the wrong track, why hadn’t they said something before now?
With growing embarrassment, Delaney looked first at Summer, then at Josie.
Wait. Are you saying it’s me?
She didn’t wait for a response. You are, aren’t you?
Summer and Josie exchanged a look. Summer’s attention snapped to the ice cubes floating in her glass. Josie stared at a spot on the table.
The answer rolled through Delaney’s awareness like lava.
Finally, Summer spoke. Delaney Collins,
she said in what Delaney always referred to as her Mom voice. You know it’s you.
You know that as your honorary sisters, we’re bound to be honest with you. And you’re the common denominator,
Josie said. Her voice sounded cheerful, but her smile was sad.
Delaney was half-joking when she asked, What does that mean again, Mrs. Garcia?
but Josie’s answer stung.
It means you’re the one thing all three of your boyfriends have in common,
Josie said.
They’re not my boyfriends,
Delaney said.
They’re just guys I’m dating,
Summer and Josie said in unison, their tone mocking.
Delaney flinched. She could hear herself saying these same words over and over during the past several months. Years, maybe.
It’s semantics,
Josie said. "You know what we mean. It’s not that there’s anything wrong with you, exactly, it’s—"
Can we talk about something else?
Delaney said. She hated the defensiveness in her own voice and tried to soften it. Summer? Any good yoga classes lately? Josie? Have you been shoe shopping?
You’re not getting out of this conversation,
Summer said. What Josie’s trying to say is that you always choose the wrong guys. To be honest, I’m not even sure I know what your system is. Was. Whatever. What is it?
It’s an informal system.
Are you talking to us or the table?
Josie asked.
The table. You guys are bitches.
The girls laughed, which broke the tension enough that Delaney responded.
It’s a system that allows me to select between three and five men, each of whom fulfill a different need. I.E. a sex god, a philosopher and an adventure hound.
Summer rolled her eyes and Delaney continued. This system ensures I have a constant flow of social engagements and, more importantly, at least two backup men if something, you know, fails to work out with one of the men.
Summer nodded. So tell us what happened, exactly. How’d you end up single for the first time in years?
Hasn’t she always been single?
Josie said.
Josie! Seriously!
Delaney felt herself spluttering.
Is it true? Delaney dug into her memory. Yes, she was always dating someone … but no, she was never truly with a man. A tiny voice piped up inside her head: Maybe you do have issues! She silenced it. Who were Summer and Josie to have such strong opinions on her dating life? They’d both been off the dating scene for years.
Well, you have,
Josie said. When is the last time you were in a committed relationship you actually cared about?
And speaking of that,
Summer said, have you ever really thought about the future? I mean, do you plan to just keep dating several men at once, perpetually? And working at a bar?
She looked around Rowdy’s, and then locked her eyes on Delaney’s. It’s about time you put that big brain to use again. You didn’t do a double major for nothing.
Yeah,
Josie said. Who gets degrees in psychology and veterinary medicine? At the same time? You have a gift, sister.
She tapped the side of her head with her pointer finger."
You do,
Summer said. And the pets of Juniper need you. Surely, there’s an open veterinary position somewhere in town.
Instead of answering, Delaney picked up her Guinness bottle again. Still empty. Her last real relationship had been a long time ago. At the time, she thought they were committed to each other and she thought of nothing other than their future. That turned out to be a complete waste of energy. Not to mention the heartache involved. And veterinary medicine? She couldn’t do it. Ever again. Forget about the big brain and the expensive degree. She wasn’t cut out for it. Her stomach swirled at the thought.
Yep, your beer’s still empty,
Josie said. Hey, you work here. Go get another one so we can finish this conversation. You can’t even remember your last actual relationship, can you?
Josie,
Summer said. Of course she can remember. It was that guy, what was his name? The one who always wore his hat slightly off-kilter and didn’t tie his shoes. Tom? Travis? Tyler?
Oh yeah,
Josie said. But does that even count? He totally cheated on her.
Of course it counts,
Summer said. I mean, he put a ring on her finger, didn’t he?
Yes. Tucker (not Tom, Travis or Tyler) had cheated on Delaney. Heart in a scramble, mortified beyond belief, Delaney had decided then that she’d never again put all her dating eggs into one faulty man basket. Even a man basket who somehow managed to swing a two-carat diamond ring. Because he bought one for his other fiancée, too, even while Delaney was selecting tiger lilies and oysters for their upcoming wedding. And he ended up marrying that Other Girl, while Delaney spent what should have been her own wedding day in mourning. Now, five years later, she still felt the sting. And while her friends meant well, their dismissal of her heartbreak as insignificant hurt her feelings.
Which, may I remind you ladies,
she said, holding up her pointer finger, is exactly why I created this fail-proof system.
Right,
Josie said, relentless. But it failed. Why don’t you tell us about that?
Delaney propped her chin on her hand, hoping the casual pose did something to conceal the depression that had started to sneak in. Mark—
Steamy Mark Cortez?
Yes. Steamy Mark Cortez. He’s totally changed. Which I don’t want to talk about. Obviously.
Obviously,
her friends said.
Changed, like, swore off sex? Or changed, like, morphed into The Beast or something?
Summer. He changed, like, he wants to get married.
For the briefest of moments, Delaney’s best friends sat in stunned silence.
Whoa, crickets,
Delaney said. Did you not think anyone would ever want to marry me?
It’s not that.
Summer said. You’re better than a strawberry shake.
Delaney grinned, remembering the moment they’d come up with the little compliment. It happened in seventh grade, when Delaney gave her crush, an eighth-grader named Joe Jansen, a note asking if he wanted to go out with her. A week passed, and Joe Jansen had yet to respond. To be fair, Joe, the all-star athlete with a razor-edge crew cut, and Delaney, with her frizzy hair and forty-pound backpack, didn’t quite fit into the same category. Dejected, Delaney pouted all day Friday. To cheer her up, Summer suggested the three of them go out for milkshakes. While they sat around the table at the ice cream shop, Delaney wondered aloud what was wrong with her, and Summer responded, Nothing’s wrong with you. You’re better than a strawberry shake.
The three of them had used that phrase as a pick-me-up hundreds of times since.
It’s not that,
Summer said again. It’s just that we can’t believe you let him believe that was possible.
What is wrong with my friends? Delaney plowed on. Zachary is philosophically superior. Which you probably already knew. He’s always spouting off about some stupid paper or another and–
—and Xander?
Summer said.
Delaney put her forehead down on the table. Sexually unsatisfied. And I need to be more honest with myself.
"Are you kidding? Josie threw her hands up in mock exasperation, but her eyes twinkled with mischief and something else.
Dios mío! He said you need to be honest with yourself?!"
I can’t tell if you’re joking or not,
Delaney said, pouting into her empty bottle.
Joe Jansen had finally answered Delaney’s note the following Monday, telling their entire pre-algebra class she was a dumb dumb dork for writing it in the first place. He’d written NO WAY in response to her, Would you like to go to the movies with me? and waved the note around for the whole class to see.
More than ready to think about something else, Delaney pointed to a black and white photo on the wall. In it, a cowboy, arm stretched above his head, rode a bull whose feet hung high above the ground in a twisting jump.
That’s Mark,
she said. Then, pointing to a placid donkey standing in the background, she said, That’s Xander. It’s no wonder we broke up.
She looked up just in time to see Josie nod at Summer, who nodded back and took a deep breath.
Delaney,
she said. We have a … proposal for you to consider.
Well, it’s not up for consideration, exactly,
Josie said. It’s more like a requirement for your love life.
"You’ve talked about this! Delaney said.
You guys have been discussing my love life!"
Of course we have,
Summer said, placing a hand over Delaney’s on the table.
And not just your love life,
Josie said. Your whole life.
Summer added, We’ve been discussing each other’s lives, love or otherwise, since we were what? Fourteen?
That’s true,
Josie said. Since we started calling ourselves the Milkshake Sisters. Remember when you guys made me that little quiz to help me decide whether I should kiss Elijah Parker behind our seventh grade homeroom?
Minus one point for the pimple on his nose. Add one for his cute smile,
Josie said.
He sealed the deal when he offered to carry your lunch to the cafeteria,
Summer said.
Three points,
Delaney said. Pushed him right into the ‘definitely should kiss him’ category.
Ah, those were the days,
Josie said.
Anyway, Delaney,
Summer said, anxious to return to the subject at hand, your love life is like our love life.
Delaney looked at Summer and raised her eyebrows. Both Summer and Josie were married and Summer had a handful of kids. More than a handful. Their love lives were as much like Delaney’s as a Fairmont is like a Motel 6.
Well, okay,
Summer said. It’s not. Not exactly. But that’s what we want to talk about.
Josie cleared her throat. We want to try an experiment.
An experiment?
Delaney repeated.
Yes,
Summer said, drawing out the word.
Josie inhaled deeply.
Um, okay,
Delaney said. Was she actually feeling nervous? After the conversation they’d just had, it was no surprise. What is it?
For the next six weeks,
Josie said, her dark eyes boring into Delaney’s, you relinquish control of your dating life. Summer and I make all the decisions. You make none.
Wait. What? I make none of the decisions?
Well, you can decide what to eat for breakfast.
Chapter Three
It happened on Tuesday. The morning after Mark Monday. Delaney marched down the freshly salted sidewalk, relief and disappointment wielding swords at each other in her mind as angry tears blurred what should have been a picturesque snow-covered downtown Juniper.
Not twelve minutes earlier, she’d been cocooned in satin sheets and post-coital steam in Mark Cortez’s apartment.
Oh, Delaney,
Mark said.
His caramel skin still warm from sex, he stretched his lithe, supple body alongside Delaney’s and ran a hand up her side to her shoulder. They’d woken up to the bright silence of snow. It was undoubtedly the last storm of the season, and through the window, the world sparkled.
The perfect setting for romance. Or, at least, great sex.
It was the sort of morning Delaney loved, the kind where she could lounge around for several hours before allowing responsibilities of the unpleasant kind to sneak in. In fact, eleven a.m. had just ticked by, which meant Mark still had time to make coffee and bring it to her in bed before showering. They’d just sneaked in one more round of luxurious lovemaking. Her two favorite things: coffee and sex with Mark. Beyond blissful, she thought.
Hmmm,
Delaney responded, her eyes closed.
You’re delicious.
She chuckled.
Look at me,
he said.
She turned over, forced her eyes open and was surprised by the intensity of his expression.
Wow. You’ve never looked so serious in the whole seven months we’ve been together,
she murmured, although the warm and fuzzy sleepiness was quickly replaced by something she vaguely recognized as alarm.
Yes,
he said slowly. Well, this is a serious topic. And for serious topics, I need a serious face.
Alarm gave way to panic, which set in with a swiftness that reminded Delaney of an avalanche—massive chunks of snow thundering down a mountainside. Her heart pumped adrenaline-spiked blood through her body. Her fingers tingled. She braced herself for disaster.
Oh,
she managed. Coffee? We haven’t even had coffee, yet.
I need to ask you something,
he said.
Her eyes flickered down to his bare chest, his muscular stomach.
He can’t do this. We agreed it wasn’t going to be serious. Is he really about to do this? She wondered if he had a ring stashed somewhere. She hadn’t felt it on the bed any time during the past nine hours, since she arrived breathless with anticipation just after two a.m., having received Mark’s mouthwatering text.
I am waiting for you.
At the time, the message shot a surge of heat right down to her center. Her carnal side looked forward to Monday nights more than any other night of the week. She almost always stopped by Mark’s house on her way home from work for a session (or two) of healthy ravishing.
But this? Had he planned to pop the question all along? If she’d known, she probably would have skipped last night. She had to get out. Delaney scrambled to her hands and knees, looking for her underwear.
It’s on the blue chair,
Mark said, pointing to the side chair, which sat at least fifteen feet away in the living area of his studio apartment. Ah. There it was. She shivered, remembering what he’d done last night as he peeled it off and flung it aside.
Just settle. I want to ask you something.
She put her hands over her face.
Hear me out, Delaney,
he said. Sit still.
Fine.
She sat down on her knees. What is it?
Don’t you think it’s time we both moved on?
The sound of a record screeching to a halt.
Moved on? Does he mean move on together or apart?
If it was even possible, her heart started to pound harder. Black swirls danced before her eyes. They often joked about how Mark misused American expressions. Was this one of those times? Or did he really want to break up?
Move on?
she choked.
Yes. Move on. Go our different directions. Stop seeing each other.
Wow. He was definitely using those expressions correctly. This was so far from what she’d expected. Relief made a brief appearance, but indignation quickly yanked it offstage to step into the spotlight.
So… let me get this straight. You let me come over, have sex with you, lay in bed naked with you … and you planned all along to break it off with me?
Don’t lift your voice.
She leapt off the bed and stalked over to the blue chair. The shiny hardwood floor felt cold on the soles of her feet.
Have you been planning this?
She finally untangled her panties and put them on, wobbling madly from one foot to the other.
No. Delaney. It’s just that I–
You what? You wanted to knock boots one more time before you broke it off?
She found her shirt under the bed.
I didn’t plan this, Delaney.
You just told me I was delicious.
She pulled her shirt roughly over her bare breasts.
"You are delicious, he insisted.
So much so."
But you want to stop seeing me.
Her voice cracked.
Mark flopped onto his back, rubbed his hands over his face. Delaney took in the soft hair on his chest, his chiseled abs, his hipbones. The way the silky cream-colored sheets made his dark skin look so tan and smooth. She remembered the first time she saw him, last summer when he came into Rowdy’s after the first festival of the year on the courthouse square. He stood at at the bar, staring at a photo of horses drinking from a river, looking very much like he belonged in an advertisement for a couples’ resort. Or a phone sex hotline. At the same moment Delaney realized she was staring, he looked up and caught her. He grinned, walked over to her, and said, I was just wishing for a beautiful woman to explain to me this art.
Now, even though they were on the verge of being over, Delaney wished she could have sex with him just one more time. Feel his broad, warm hands on her skin, his mouth on her neck…
Delaney, do you want to hear my question? I wanted to ask you something. Remember?
Reluctantly, she pulled herself out of the daydream. Realizing she’d frozen in place, one leg in her jeans and one leg still bare and planted on the floor, she gave herself a little shake and continued getting dressed. What was wrong with her, daydreaming about sex with someone who was trying to break up with her? What was wrong with him, trying to break up with her while she was still naked in his bed?
You just asked me a question.
"That wasn’t the question."
"Right. Ask me your question. Ask me the question."
Are you ready to settle down?
She stopped flouncing, pulled up her pants. He’d caught her off guard.
"What kind of question is that?"
Of course she wasn’t. Settling down ultimately meant heartbreak, she knew that. Which is why she wasn’t interested in settling down.
Shit. If I could guarantee myself that I’d never get my heart broken, I’d settle down right now. But I can’t.
Delaney. When we first started dating, it was you who wanted to keep things light. You didn’t want to get serious. You’ve said that over and over since we’ve been together. I get it, I do. But I’m almost forty, Delaney. It’s time for me to find someone to marry. Someone who will have my children. Someone as delicious as you who also wants to be with me. Forever.
He was right, of course. She was delicious. And she wasn’t ready to settle down.
Besides,
he continued. I saw your face when I first said I wanted to ask you a question. You should have seen it.
He rubbed a hand over his mouth. You were totally freaking.
She buttoned her jeans and sat on the edge of the bed. When she’d arrived at Mark’s the night before, she’d thought the storm clouds outside had made the room, with its cheerful fireplace, cozy. But that fire had died hours ago and now, it just felt gloomy.
Why today, Mark? Why did you text me, seduce me, as always, let me stay over, and then break up with me?
I enjoy you, Delaney. I enjoy our time together, our conversation, our delicious–what did you call it–knocking shoes. I enjoy all of it very much. But last night and this morning, lying here with you, I started thinking, I could do this forever. Every night. Every day. With you. But you can’t do it with me. You’re not ready. It’s time for me to move on. I don’t want to change you. But I know you can’t be with me. And so, I must let you free.
Twelve minutes had passed since that conversation. Delaney had put on her shoes and coat, kissed Mark good-bye and was now walking down the sidewalk. And when she thought of how Mark had told her not to lift her voice this morning, she burst into tears, a full-on ugly cry, right there on the side of the road. She would miss him. His glittering honey-colored eyes, his lean muscular body, his quick, witty sense of humor. Out of all the guys she had dated recently, Mark had been her favorite. If some weird game show or end-of-the-world disaster scenario forced her to choose a man to be with exclusively, it would be him.
But he was right, she thought as she watched her breath turn to steam. She wasn’t ready to settle down, not really.
This is the whole reason you designed your fail-proof dating system–so you’d always have a backup. Look at it this way: You can now begin the hunt for another sex machine. Won’t that be fun?
The thought provided enough comfort that she was able to tamp down the sobs and continue walking, although a stray tear or two escaped every couple of minutes.
It’s not like you’ll be alone. Suck it up, Collins. You’ve always sworn crying over a guy was lame. Unless it was because he was so good in bed he made you weep.
She shook her head. She still had two more options. It was not quite noon, which meant it was early enough to salvage the day.
Delaney found Zachary while she was trawling a post-poetry-reading crowd for a philosophical, sensitive man to add to her dating roster. This morning, he answered on the first ring.
Del! How are you?
Yikes. I never noticed how high-pitched his voice is. Nothing like Mark’s.
I’m great! Are you hungry? I was just calling to see if you wanted to grab some lunch.
Uh…yeah. Okay. Sure, let’s grab some lunch. I need some fuel.
Had she imagined it, or did a slight hesitation precede his yeah
? She was probably still sensitive from Mark’s breakup, that was all. Zachary adored her.
I’ll pick you up,
she said.
During the five-minute, three-block stroll from Mark’s apartment to Zachary’s tiny cottage, Delaney smoothed her short blond hair into a ponytail, put on lip gloss and powder, and prayed that her cheeks weren’t still aglow from sex with Mark. Even if they were, she could attribute it to the cold. Despite it being almost noon, icicles still hung from the eaves of the little downtown shops. People walked the sidewalks bundled up in puffy jackets, scarves and hats, their rosy noses just peeking out. She remembered she wasn’t wearing a bra, and hoped Zachary wouldn’t notice. She poked herself in the side of the nose when she put on her mascara, and spent the rest of the walk licking her finger, rubbing her nose and hoping she’d gotten it all off.
It wasn’t that she’d told Zachary or Mark (or Xander, either) that they were exclusive. But it wasn’t like they knew about each other. It had worked this way for months now. She always had options, always had something going … all her needs were met. And until this morning, she’d thought all theirs were, too. Why tinker with a good thing?
Zachary opened his front door. His smile didn’t quite reach his eyes.
You’re just being paranoid. He always smiles like that.
Hey,
he said, reaching out and squeezing her shoulder.
Hey,
she responded. You know, if you’re too busy for lunch, we can just skip it. I can grab something from The Sand Witch.
Nah, it’s okay. I’ve got to eat, anyway, right?
As Delaney attempted to quell the sense of foreboding growing in her stomach, Zachary shut and locked the front door, and they walked companionably toward the downtown square, side-by-side but not touching.
Instead of focusing on Zachary’s cool reception, Delaney thought about the town of Juniper as they walked. The quaint little city had always been home. Nestled into northern Arizona’s pine-covered mountains, it was cozy and absolutely imperfect for a single woman in her thirties.
Its turn-of-the-century downtown plaza featured perfectly manicured lawns, a bubbling fountain, and huge shade trees bordering all four sides. Boutiques, galleries, and restaurants lined the square, bringing tourists and locals into town year-round. Delaney loved everything about it. She loved that she could walk from her house to the square in less than ten minutes. She loved that she could shop for perfect, unique gifts, interesting books, and fun outfits without driving across town. She loved that she almost always saw a familiar face and that the people in her favorite shops knew her by name.
She inhaled the clean scent of the snow, smiling to herself.
It snowed?
Zachary asked.
Obviously,
she said. It was almost noon, and he was so wrapped up in whatever he needed fuel for, he hadn’t even noticed?
What are you working on?
she asked, softening her tone.
Oh, it’s a new paper about John Dewey.
Who’s that?
He was a philosopher. One of the developers of pragmatism. Where should we go?
What will best nourish your huge brain?
He chuckled.
The Sand Witch sounds fine.
Delaney later thought she should have noticed Zachary’s strange behavior. He barely spoke during their walk to the deli, ordered a plain turkey on rye rather than his usual Italian sub, and ate only half of it while Delaney wolfed down her veggie sandwich. For once, they ate in relative silence.
So, no new opinion on gun control?
Delaney said, wiping the avocado off her fingers with the thin brown deli napkins.
Not today,
Zachary said.
What about taxes?
He didn’t answer.
You look tired, Zachary. I think you’re working too hard.
It’s not that. Delaney–
She held up a finger.
You don’t have to explain. You’re allowed to have a biorhythm. This is just a low-energy day, right? I’ll walk you home, drop you off and leave you to your herbal tea and philosophy paper. I just expected a zinger with you today after I saw yesterday’s story on the news about the tax increases. But it’s totally fine.
Zachary’s thin chest rose and then fell. His light blue eyes, practically invisible through the layer of grease on his glasses, didn’t meet hers.
Delaney,
he started again.
Oh, shit. Shit, shit, shit. You have to be kidding me.
Blake, the brawny owner of the deli, had stopped moving around in the kitchen. He stood behind the counter, drying blue plastic cups. He took off his chef’s hat with a meaty hand and used the dishtowel to wipe the sweat off his head. Delaney wondered first if he’d keep using that towel to dry cups, and then she wondered if he was eavesdropping. She closed her eyes.
Delaney,
Zachary said again, you know I really enjoy our conversations, right? I really enjoy our time together. But the thing is, I need to close this chapter of my life. I’m going for my tenure at the college, and I need to focus on my work. It’s very important.
"And I’m not important?" she whisper-yelled, opening her eyes to glare at him.
Blake resumed his cup-drying. Sure enough, he continued using the towel he’d used to wipe his head. Delaney made a mental note to order bottled drinks from now on.
Of course you are, Del. But that’s exactly why you deserve someone who can devote more time and energy to you. More spirit.
Of course you’d say something like that,
she said.
Hating herself for the bitterness in her voice, she stood up, almost knocking over the tiny table, covered in its green and white checkered cloth. She threw her greasy, balled-up napkin onto her greasy paper plate.
Forget my offer to walk you home,
she said, infusing her voice with as much coldness as she could. She pulled her coat off the back of the chair, which tipped over. She scrambled to pick it up.
Just as she shoved through the glass door, making the bells jingle wildly, Zachary caught up with her.
You’re a free spirit, Del. You deserve to fly.
The door shut behind them.
I admit, that’s a good sound byte,
she said. But what is it, really? Why don’t you want to be with me?
Zachary looked down. Either he was looking at his feet, or he’d discovered a new bug species, Delaney wasn’t sure. She just knew he wasn’t looking at her.
Del, when we first met, you were a breath of fresh air.
King of clichés today,
she muttered, struggling to get her coat on, annoyed that Zachary wasn’t helping her. He’d never been big on manners, though. That was one of the things she’d so loved about Mark. Her eyes burned with the threat of tears.
You were so fun, so full of life. Your eyes! They’re so green. They just sparkle with mirth. I loved arguing with you, debating with you, just being around your … energy.
Sparkle with mirth? How lame is that? But?
But you’re exhausting. I can’t keep up with you. I was telling the truth, before, when I said I need to focus on my work. I really do. If you weren’t so … argumentative, so … challenging, I could do both. But you drain me.
Ouch.
For the briefest of moments, Delaney felt like crying—again. Zachary was dumping her. He was dumping her! This was very depressing.
Am I really draining?
Chapter Four
She should have seen it coming. But what would she have done? Avoided Xander completely? Beaten him to the punch? She wouldn’t have done either, she knew. Especially because she hadn’t yet replenished her back-ups after Mark and Zachary ended things. And so it probably all would have played out the same way. In the end, she would still have ended up alone and lonely, the dating system she’d designed as fail-proof having failed. Completely.
After leaving The Zachary Scene, she called Xander to see if he wanted to go rock climbing or kayaking. No answer. That should have been her first clue, since he almost always picked up, but she persisted.
Finally, after she worked out, called Xander, showered, called Xander and ate a container of leftover cashew chicken from Red Lantern, she tried him again.
He finally answered.
Hey,
Delaney said. You sound tired.
What’s up?
Oh. Okay,
Delaney said, suddenly feeling awkward. She got off the couch and went to the kitchen to finish cleaning up the cartons from her lunch. Well, I was calling to see if you wanted to go climbing out at the dells today, maybe after I drop Summer’s kids off?
I can’t today.
Oh. Okay. Big plans on your day off?
We need to talk.
Dread, which had appeared at the murky bottom of her consciousness at the start of this phone call, came clawing its way to the surface. Delaney stopped cleaning and plopped down on the ottoman.
Maybe I should just hang up now. Pretend I lost the connection.
Seriously?
Uh. Yeah, Delaney. Seriously. We need to talk.
She closed her eyes. Swallowed. Put a hand over her mouth to stifle a groan.
Okay. Lay it on me.
She flopped onto her back so her head hung off one end of the ottoman and her legs off the other.
When we’re together, we have so much fun. You know? I love the climbing, the kayaking, the camping. Hell, I love the grocery shopping. Everything with you is an adventure.
That doesn’t sound so bad.
So …
she said.
So,
he repeated. Everything is an adventure. Except the sex. I know you’re with me, here. We like, barely ever have sex.
It was true. She just wasn’t that attracted to him. Tall, thin, bordering on gangly, Xander probably weighed a buck fifty soaking wet and carrying a dumbbell or two. A large nose, small jaw, and perpetually grimy fingernails made him look like a caricature of himself.
I mean,
he continued, can you remember the last time we did it?
She thought back. Oh! Yeah, I can. It was that time we went to the hot springs and you attacked me under that waterfall down the path.
Do you remember when we went there? It was the weekend after Labor Day. We waited the extra weekend so we wouldn’t have to deal with the crowds.
Labor Day,
she repeated in a wooden-sounding voice, calculating the time that had passed since then.
Five months. A man can’t go that long on a regular basis.
I could do better,
she lied, grimacing even as she said it.
No, you couldn’t. And neither could I. I think we both know we’re more like brother and sister than we are like lovers.
She never considered that Xander felt the same way she did. She always figured he just wasn’t that sexual, and that was only when she thought about it. Mark had sated her needs at least once every week. Maybe that was why she hadn’t even considered Xander’s needs.
Could we still hang out? As friends?
No. We can’t. I’m seeing someone else.
Why didn’t you say so?
You know I really like you. But I think it’s time you started being honest with yourself.
What was this, The Delaney Life Review?
Honest with myself?
Yeah. You don’t want to be with me any more than you want to go to the dentist every six months. And I know I’m not the only thing in your life you feel that way about. Honesty, Delaney. It’s the new black.
Time marches on, Delaney thought. Dejected or not, it was Carpool Tuesday. She’d just picked Summer’s three oldest kids up from school.
It seemed only natural that after being dumped (not just by one guy, but by three in the span of a few hours), Delaney hit every red light during this trip. Here she was, for the first time in months with absolutely no romantic prospects, and the Universe was playing cruel jokes on her.
Her mantra, It’s a new beginning,
wasn’t helping at all.
Now she sat at the intersection of Highway 23 and Pinecone Street, waiting. Again.
The loud squeal of tires pierced Delaney’s thoughts, and instinct had her looking in the rearview mirror. A huge black pickup truck came barreling toward the back of the van. She knew right away that the driver wouldn’t be able to stop in time, and she squeezed the steering wheel, bracing herself for impact, mentally flicking through images of ice patches she’d seen all over town since leaving the school parking lot.
Nope. There is definitely no way he can stop in time. Oh, shit. He’s really going to hit us.
She had nowhere to go. Neither did the truck. Squeezing her eyes shut didn’t help, but at the last second she lifted her foot off the brake pedal. The truck slammed into the back of the van, and the impact sent the van lurching into the intersection. Delaney glanced to her left at oncoming traffic, and then gunned it, accelerating forward to avoid being T-boned.
Well, that’s a first for Carpool Tuesday,
she muttered, concentrating on breathing deeply to slow her heart rate.
Aunt Dee?
Summer’s daughter, Sarah, squeaked from the back seat.
Are you guys okay?
Delaney said.
What just happened? Did someone hit us?
Sarah, we’re fine, honey.
Does our car still work?
Yes, Luke. The car still works.
Delaney looked for a place to pull over. The only option was a driveway about twenty-five yards up the road.
You don’t look fine, Aunt Dee.
I’m fine. I was just surprised, that’s all. Are you guys fine?
Mom’s gonna kill you,
Nate said.
Well, you know I’m not your real aunt, right? So she can’t actually kill me. It’s against the rules to kill your best friends.
Delaney pulled the van into the driveway of Porky’s Barbecue, parked, and turned off the engine. As she dug around in the glove compartment for the insurance card, her hands shook so badly it was a minute before she was able to get through the Legos and Lincoln Logs to the small slip of paper.
Wow! That was awesome! Did someone just, like, hit us?
Yeah, someone rear-ended us. Stay in the car. It’s freezing and I don’t want you getting run over. I’m going to check the back, make sure there aren’t any dents or anything.
"Luke, that is so not awesome," Sarah said as Delaney opened the door.
She stuck her head back in. Quit bickering, you two. Luke, it’s definitely not awesome. Your mom’s going to be upset if something happened to the van.
What about us? What if something happened to us?
Nate said.
Oh, Nate. You’re fine. It was nothing more than a bump.
She infused her voice with a forced cheer she hoped would cover the shakiness of her nerves recovering. Like bumper cars.
She shut the door. Out in the crisp, fresh air, she took another deep breath, willing her hands to stop shaking. It really had been a little bump, she thought as she walked around the back of the van. In fact, the bumper looked perfect, as if nothing had happened.
But still.
Delaney stood, hands on hips, watching the line of traffic move forward once the light at Pinecone Street turned green. The black pickup truck wasn’t slowing down to turn in behind her as she’d assumed it would. In fact, it was speeding up. It whizzed by and the driver didn’t even spare her a glance. Disgusted, she shook her head and climbed back in the van.
The kids pelted her with questions: Is there a dent?
Do we get a new car?
and Is our car broken?
But she tuned them out, quickly dialing Summer.
Hey, Summer,
Delaney said when she answered. We’re okay, but some jerk rear-ended us at Twenty-Three and Pinecone. Some asshole in a pickup truck. And he just drove off.
Shit,
Summer said. Watch your language. Are the kids okay? Are you?
Yeah. We’re all fine. The van is fine. Now I see why Derek insisted on you buying this monstrosity. Not even a scratch. Anyway, we were stopped at the red light and he was trying to stop when he hit us. It’s icy, you know? Not a huge impact.
Thank goodness. Asshole. Did you call the police?
No. Should I?
Of course! Delaney, that’s a hit and run! It’s illegal. Call them, and call me back. Do you want me to come over there?
I have your car.
Right. Okay, call the police and call me back,
Summer repeated.
Okay. Oh…
What? Are you okay?
"Yeah. Someone just pulled up. It’s a guy. He’s getting out. And oh – he is very good-looking. Very. Call you back."
Dirty, scuffed brown cowboy boots, dusty ripped jeans, and a light blue t-shirt. So yummy.
Hey,
the man said.
Delaney couldn’t stop herself from taking inventory: eyes the color of cobalt made contact with hers, and light stubble accentuated the planes of his face. He looked Greek, she thought, like Adonis. Longish, curly hair, full lips. He’d parked in the row behind Summer’s van, and now bent down to inspect the bumper. Could this be the first man to fill an empty slot on her dating roster?
I saw what happened.
He straightened up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah,
she drawled. I mean, it’s fine. We’re fine. I checked the car, it’s fine.
You’re fine.
Are you sure you’re okay?
He squinted, leaned forward to look into her eyes. She nodded maniacally, all the while wondering what he’d look like as a bare-chested marble statue.
"It’s a big van. Full-size. And size does matter."Oh, my God. Shut up, Delaney. Shut up. Snap out of it. This isn’t like you. You’re acting like a twelve-year-old girl. You’re acting like the twelve-year-old you.
The man chuckled.
Have you called the police?
Nope. Nope, I need to do that. Thanks for reminding me.
Uh, I think I’ll wait with you. I got the guy’s license plate number.
He handed her a green sticky note, and she noticed his tidy writing and his sexy worker’s hands and muscled forearms. Unconsciously, she wiped her mouth and dragged her eyes back to the sticky note. The letters and numbers lined up perfectly. Delaney turned her back to him while she dialed the police, gave the report to a dispatcher.
When she turned around, she saw that he had turned away to make his own phone call, and she studied the fit of his jeans. Snug over a tight rear end and a strong-looking set of legs. When he shrugged, she watched the muscles in his back ripple. She didn’t notice he’d hung up until he was walking toward her.
Uh, I should check on the kids,
she said as her face grew hot.
He followed her. For once, the kids sat quietly in their seats. Three pairs of bright blue eyes framed by thick black lashes blinked back at her.
"Are these all your kids?" the stranger asked.
She twittered, high and nervous.
No! I mean, they’re great kids but no! I don’t have any kids. Not married. See?
She held out her left hand, wiggled her fingers. Thought, Oh, my God. What am I doing?
These are my friend’s kids. Summer. It’s Carpool Tuesday. They get out of school a couple hours early, and her baby’s still napping. So I pick them up for her. Sarah, Luke, Nate. Say hi, guys.
Hi,
they chorused.
What’s your name?
Nate wanted to know.
Jake,
the stranger answered. He smiled for the first time since he’d pulled up, and Delaney almost swooned. She’d always wondered what swooning really was, and how it happened. Now she knew.
His teeth were square and white and slightly crooked. Lines deepened around his eyes and she thought she detected a dimple on his left cheek.
Delaney,
she said, sticking her arm straight out to shake hands. Delaney Collins.
Jake Rhoades,
he said.
She held onto this hand for a little too long. Long enough to notice it felt as good as it looked: calloused and sturdy. Fortunately, a police cruiser pulled into the parking lot before she had a chance to rip his shirt off. She and Jake Rhoades filled out accident reports. The police officer, a stocky fellow who’d probably been on the force as long as Delaney had been alive, checked the van for damage.
Good job getting the plate number,
he said to Jake. I’ll run this guy and see if we can’t find his address. Sure you’re okay, ma’am? Ma’am?
It took a ton of effort, but Delaney tore herself from her fantasy world, in which she had to brush Jake’s manly hands off her bare skin and pull away from him and his warm, full lips so she could answer. She wiped her own mouth (again) with the back of her hand.
Oh. Uh, yes. We’re fine. Really. Thank you.
After the police officer had driven away, Jake motioned to Porky’s.
I’m gonna grab a sandwich. Want to join me?
Hell, yes!
No, thanks. I can’t. I have to get the kids home. I’m sure Summer’s worried about them.
But how could she get him to give her his number? She couldn’t just give him hers. It was against her rules to make the first move. But he was so dreamy. And he obviously had a good heart. And those hands! She was tempted to break her own rules, just this once.
Okay, then. Just for future reference, Porky makes a mean house sauce. Try it on a pulled pork sandwich sometime.
Thanks for the tip. And thanks again for stopping. Really. That was really nice of you.
Anytime,
he said.
If he’d been wearing a cowboy hat, he’d have tipped it as he strolled across the parking lot to the front door of Porky’s. Heart aflutter, Delaney climbed into the van. She put the air conditioner on full-blast and drove back to Summer’s, sweating, even though the mercury barely reached thirty degrees outside.
Hanging out with the kids provided a temporary distraction, but Delaney plunged back into dejection as soon as she left Summer’s house.
She went home, poured a healthy glass of pinot noir and immersed herself in a hot, steamy bath. Sulking, she analyzed the situation, being as honest with herself as she could.
Xander would be proud. She snorted at that thought and sunk down into the water.
Losing Mark really hurt. She hated herself for feeling a sense of loss over him. She dashed another tear away from the corner of her eye. Losing Zachary was more of a hit to her ego. She hated herself for knowing she wouldn’t actually miss him. Same with Xander. She could take him or leave him.
A sob escaped her mouth and echoed in the bathroom.
For the briefest of moments, she wondered if the break-ups had something to do with her, and whether all of this tied in with her lack of a real career. Not that she’d be going back to a real career anytime soon.
Nothing like a little wine to get your mind off that track.
After a couple of healthy gulps and a refill (so what if she brought the bottle into the bathroom?), she forced herself to stop looking back. The timing was a coincidence, nothing more. Maybe her dating system wasn’t as genius as she thought. Because despite having set everything up to prevent heartbreak, she was heartbroken.
It’s time to look forward, Collins.
Then there was Jake Rhoades the Dreamy.
Why hadn’t she just given him her number? Now she’d probably never get the chance to find out if he tasted as delectable as he looked.
For the first time, she experienced something completely unfamiliar: regret.
Chapter Five
Almost two full days had passed since the break-up fiasco and now Delaney blinked, bringing herself back to the present. It was Thursday and she was still at Rowdy’s, having just received a lecture (however well-intentioned it was) about how she was a dating failure. And possibly, a failure at life.
The dim interior of the bar felt claustrophobic. Summer must have noticed Delaney replaying Tuesday’s film reel in her mind. She moved her wine glass off to one side and put her elbows on the table. Then she started to speak, a little too loudly for Delaney’s comfort.
Delaney,
she began. Let’s be honest.
(There’s that word again.) Your dating life has been fun. Right?
Josie nodded vigorously.
Yeess,
Delaney said. But where is this going?
It’s time for a change, my sister,
Summer said. Your decisions aren’t really serving you any more, are they?
What do you mean?
She took a deep breath to brace herself for the answer. It couldn’t be too bad, right? The girls meant well. They were her best friends—her Milkshake Sisters (they’d done an official Blood Sisters ceremony when they were thirteen).
Well, it’s what we were saying before,
Summer said. Who has three semi-serious relationships, all at the same time, without any of the guys knowing there’s someone else? I mean, after age twenty?
Delaney thought this over for a minute. Just because not many people do it doesn’t mean there’s anything wrong with it. Not many people become brain surgeons.
Okay, let’s move on,
Summer said, narrowing her eyes. I’m not even going to consider that as a point in this discussion. I mean, have you even thought about your future?
Of course I have.
Don’t be so defensive,
Josie said. What Summer means is, have you thought about, you know, whether you ever want to settle down, with one guy or a real job. Or do you want this ‘fail-proof’ system to carry on while you work as a bartender in perpetuity?
I tried to settle down and we all saw how well that worked out, in romance and in my career.
As it always did when she thought about her short stint as a veterinarian, Delaney’s brain flashed her an image of Max the bulldog, his white muzzle and deep brown eyes. She couldn’t even bear to think of Howie.
It hurt to think about all of this, so Delaney turned to humor: Yeah, of course I’ve thought about it. I’m going to be that crazy cat lady bartender. For perpetuity. Yeah, I might have a booty call every now and then, but…
Summer shook her head. So,
she said. Back to the experiment.
Then, as if she were admiring a brightly lit marquee, Summer put her hands up, palms out, and with a sweeping gesture announced, We call it The Dating Intervention.
Delaney opened her mouth to answer, but Josie cut her off. Just hear us out. Look, we’ve already done some research.
She climbed down off her bar stool, remaining completely steady in her super-high heels, then rummaged around in her bag. She pulled out her tablet and turned it so all three of them could see the screen. When Josie opened the Internet browser, Delaney saw a page whose heading read, Grant Application, but Josie closed it before she had a chance to ask about it.
Welcome to FindLove.com,
Josie said. I’ve already done a quick search for local men in our age range looking for casual dates. The results aren’t bad, really.
She opened a window and tapped on a photo to enlarge it. "Guapo, no?"
Well, I wouldn’t say handsome,
Delaney said.
Online dating? What’s wrong with meeting guys at bars? Aren’t guys with online profiles usually creepy?
But her friends forged ahead. They leaned over the tablet, lips pursed in concentration.
Oh, definitely not him,
Summer said. Too much hair gel, for sure.
What’s wrong with hair gel?
Delaney asked.
See? This is exactly what we’re worried about, Dee. Too much hair gel on a guy over thirty means he’s a prima donna. It means he doesn’t like his mother. It means he drives a nice car but wears holey underwear. It means he doesn’t want children.
You get all this from hair gel?
Oh yeah.
Ooh, look at this guy,
Josie said. Very good-looking.
Get the details,
Summer said.
Josie tapped the tablet’s screen.
Damn. He’s a consultant. Code for unemployed.
"Seriously, you guys? Code for unemployed? How do you even know? I’ve met plenty of nice consultants."
Again. Another example of why we’re doing this for you,
Summer said. You’ve demonstrated previously–and you’re demonstrating now–that you don’t have an instinct for this stuff. Next.
Apparently, Delaney had a lot to learn. During the ten minutes Summer and Josie spent scrolling through photos and profiles, Delaney realized that according to their standards for men, she was off. Not just slightly off, but way off.
Suddenly, Summer sat up straight, held up a finger and produced a pen from her purse, after setting a toy car, a length of rope and a dusty rock on the table. We need a formal agreement, I think.
Delaney Collins hereby agrees to relinquish control of her dating life to Summer Gray and Josefina Garcia, she wrote on a bar napkin. She drew a line underneath, then handed Delaney the pen and pointed to the line.
Sign, please.
Do I have to?
Yes,
Summer and Josie said at the same time.
Delaney tried to act like this didn’t hurt, but it did. She knew they loved her, but still… it was hard to identify the feeling. Probably it was mostly embarrassment, she decided, and she’d have to let that go. She took a deep breath.
And she signed. Once the ceremony was complete, Josie pulled her tablet close and began typing furiously on the touchscreen.
First step: get you set up for online dating.
Don’t make that face, Dee,
Summer said. Lots of people meet their mates online these days. Haven’t you seen those commercials?
Let’s set up her profile,
Summer said. Then we can actually talk to these guys on her behalf.
They don’t even trust me to talk to guys online. What do they think of me?
Josie signaled to Benjamin, who hurried over.
Benji, could you get Delaney another beer, please? She’s gonna need it.
Sure thing!
Delaney noticed that the sales sharks were leaving Rowdy’s now, walking out single file. Upon closer inspection, she realized these guys looked like babies, with their smooth faces, trendy haircuts, and white teeth. When had she gotten so old? It hit her: she was thirty-four going on cat lady.
Let’s see. Delaney, we’ll use your email address. What do you want for a password?
I don’t know. Make something up.
Okay,
Josie said. It’s going to be bigpenis, all lower case, all one word.
Fine,
Delaney said. I can’t believe you still use that password.
It has a good security rating. Okay, here we go.
Josie sipped her drink. Occupation.
Josie looked nervously at Summer.
That’s something else we wanted to talk to you about, Delaney,
Summer said.
Delaney groaned. Benjamin plunked her fresh beer down on the table and she picked it up and chugged it.
You need a new job. It’s time to grow up. Bartending – I know it makes you a lot of money, especially on weekends, but it’s not serving you well.
Summer.
Delaney put the beer bottle down on the table. I don’t even know what that means, ‘it’s not serving me well.’ It’s a job. I kick ass at it. I enjoy it. I make good money. Probably more money than Josie makes as a teacher. It’s serving me just fine.
She means emotionally,
Josie said. "She means you’re not stretching yourself. You have so much potential, Dee, you’re so smart. And you always said bartending was a good way to get through vet