House of Transformation
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"Taylor writes with a punchy flair... an entertaining and thoughtful account of loss and artistic ambition." -- Kirkus Reviews
Ananda is a bigger-than-life pop star, but the paparazzi won't leave her alone and she's tired of being smeared on the Enquirer every month for her drug addiction. After a mental breakdown, she goes home to her old friend Mag, and asks for her help.
Knowing how many pop stars die young, Mag will do anything to help Ananda, including losing her dignity, facing her greatest fears, and uncovering the truth about what happened at the House of Transformation.
A dual storyline portrays the women at their coming of age, when they lived together at a place called the House of Transformation -- a place of art, love, and a terrible tragedy that still haunts them. No one escaped the House of Transformation without scars, some of them worse than others.
Mag does her best to help Ananda get clean, but twists and turns keep wellness outside of arm's reach. With the clock ticking until a contractually obligated Grammy performance, will Ananda have another break down or a breakthrough?
Astrea Taylor
Astrea Taylor is an eclectic pagan witch with over two and a half decades of experience in the witching world. She's the author of Air Magic, Intuitive Witchcraft, Inspiring Creativity Through Magick, and co-author of Modern Witchcraft with the Greek Gods. She has a bachelor's degree in science from Antioch College and a master's degree in environmental sciences from Wright State University, which informs her scientific takes on spirituality. In her spare time, she presents workshops and rituals online and at festivals across the country, and occasionally she blogs as Starlight Witch on Patheos Pagan. Find her on Instagram @astreataylor, on Facebook at Astrea Taylor, Author, and on Twitter @AstreaWrites.
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- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5House of Transformation by Astrea Taylor is a phenomenal work on so many levels. The characters are very well drawn, the plot(s) are compelling while also giving one pause to think and there are other aspects I have yet to put a word with. I am about three quarters of the way through and have found that I am perplexed; I both want to hurry through the book but I also want to savor many of the scenes and insights from these scenes. That is why I am posting a review now (I will likely update later but I have no doubt it will be more of the same types of comments) rather than later, the book as well as Taylor deserves a review so others might find this book.The story moves effortlessly between two points in time with the transitions shedding additional insight in both directions. The characters all resemble people we have likely known or, at times, like various masks each of us wear when the mood or the need strikes us. There is one motif I find particularly compelling but want to finish the book before commenting on it.This is one of those rare books that I can't narrow down who to recommend it to. While I know there will be people who don't care for it I don't think there is a type of reader in general for whom this shouldn't be recommended. So: if you like to read, I recommend this book.Reviewed from a copy made available through Goodreads First Reads.
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House of Transformation - Astrea Taylor
Prologue
Ananda dreamed she was lying on a warm beach, a cocktail sweating in her hand — that is, until she lifted her head from an overblown airbag. Black smoke erupted from her crunched mini-coupe rental. The smell of burnt rubber scorched her nose. Broken glass from the windshield lay all over the dashboard and in her lap. Over her steering wheel, she saw the chipped gray building she must’ve hit.
What had she done?
A tap on the window startled her. She looked up and saw several people gathered around the car, shouting her name. A camera flashed, and then another, momentarily blinding her.
Ananda, are you hurt?
Ananda Dawn!
Fear electrified her nerves. She couldn’t let them know she was as high as the next solar system. They’d smear her all over the tabloids again if they caught the slightest hint of anything scandalous. Getting into a car accident was bad enough.
She unbuckled her seatbelt and rummaged around on the floor until she found her signature giant sunglasses. With trembling hands, she slid them on. The voices continued, some of them speaking French.
Did she lose control of the car?
Do you think she relapsed again?
Ananda knew she had to get out of the car, but she didn’t want to. Why couldn’t she go back to the beach?
She wiggled her fingers and toes. Except for a few gashes on her arms and a headache, nothing hurt too much. Nothing was broken. She grasped the door handle, but stopped — the paparazzi were already there. They’d capture every angle, every moment.
She found her studded Karl Lagerfeld purse on the floor and pulled out her favorite lipstick. With a deep breath, she willed strength with every stroke of Rapturous Red, and then finger-combed her white-blonde hair.
She opened the door onto a gray morning and a crowd of concerned faces. A policeman helped her step out onto the pavement in her Louboutin heels. Cameras flashed. She popped glass shards from her blouse and tugged down her miniskirt.
Are you injured?
an officer asked, his thick French accent crisping the words.
I think I’m okay,
she whimpered.
A microphone plopped in front of her face. She turned to it, channeling as much angelic energy as she could muster.
A paparazzo with greasy brown hair and a nice suit barged in front of everyone, shoving the microphone aside.
Ananda, are you sober or did you relapse again?
he asked, a shit-eating grin spread across his face.
She ground her teeth. So ‘the Greaseball’ wanted a fight. Didn’t she have a restraining order against him?
Are you afraid of going to jail for what you’ve done?
he asked.
Her eyes darted to the car smashed at the bottom of a building. But there was no blood, no body. She slowly let out her breath. She hadn’t hit anyone, although she could have. She should’ve been more careful. She barely remembered anything after her liquid lunch.
Miss?
the officer asked. What happened?
Someone blinded me with a camera flash when I was driving. I couldn’t see where I was going,
she said, hoping it sounded true.
The policeman nodded. It was easy enough to believe. For years, she’d been running from the paparazzi, ditching them down side streets, and entering restaurants and clubs from the rear. It was exhausting. She rarely went out anymore for fear she’d end up on the National Enquirer again with a bad picture and a worse caption.
Do you know where you are?
he asked.
Of course I do. I’m in Paris.
But do you realize you crashed into a national monument?
What?
She looked back at the wreck. She’d hit a building, hadn’t she? Then she noticed the building had a gray crisscross design in steel that swept upward for several stories into the sky. She gasped.
No.
She ambled toward the Eiffel Tower, running her hands along the rough stone base. It was like a xyritav dream, except it was real. She tried to focus. Had she really jumped the curb and drove into the park?
The traffic on the Quai Branley had come to a halt. Horns blared, and still more people arrived and whipped their phones out. Multiple cameras flashed.
The policeman shook his head and said something into a walkie-talkie. Ananda could imagine the cover of the Enquirer now. Ananda collides into Eiffel Tower, police blame drugs.
She swallowed. How was she going to get out of this? She had to spin it to her advantage.
In the distance, sirens wailed. The blue twinkling lights of an ambulance approached. The reporters fired questions again, but one voice trumpeted out above the others.
Would you like to say anything about the hazards of driving while intoxicated?
the Greaseball asked.
A plan came to her. It was so crazy it wouldn’t work for anyone except the most beloved of celebrities. That was her once, before the media twisted everything she did. She hoped she could pull it off.
This may sound crazy,
she said, trying her best publicity smile.
A shush ran through the crowd. All eyes were on her.
Ananda walked out of the shadows of the Eiffel Tower and into a beam of sunlight. She gazed directly into an HD news camera.
This may sound crazy, but part of me always wanted to crash into the Eiffel Tower!
The crowd laughed. A few people shook their heads or exchanged knowing looks. The paparazzi shouted questions again.
Ananda waited, timing her answer. She leaned toward the microphones, a smile parting her lips. Ever since I was a little girl, I had a fantasy of meeting my true love here.
She paused for effect, her hands trailing to her heart.
"In the fantasy, I had a fender bender near the Eiffel Tower with a cute French guy. We fell in love and lived happily ever after. It’s so funny — I just thought of it this morning. But that’s not what happened. I was driving to the Rue Saint-Honoré when a camera flash blinded me, and I lost control of the car."
The crowd smiled sympathetically, heads tilting. It was working. Only the Greaseball frowned, pushing through the throng.
She turned away from him. The reporters shuffled and moved with her.
I always imagined us dancing under the Eiffel Tower, just like Audrey Hepburn and Fred Astaire.
Are you saying you crashed your car on purpose?
the Greaseball asked.
She flashed doe eyes to the cameras. No, of course not. But after it happened, I thought maybe my fantasy had come true. This is a lot more serious, though, and no handsome man helped me from the car… unless you count the policeman, I suppose.
Several cameras swung at once to the blushing policeman.
You don’t have to say it.
She laughed. I know. I’m a hopeless romantic.
The crowd laughed with her.
She couldn’t believe it worked. She had charmed them all. Was there anything she couldn’t do?
Questions started up again, but police officers parted the crowd to make way for a large ambulance. The show was almost over. The ambulance parked nearby and medics jumped out. The crowd stepped back, cameras still rolling, capturing everything.
Paramedics set up a cot and made her sit down on it. One of them shone a flashlight into her eyes, listened to her heart, and took her blood pressure. He nodded.
Ananda turned to the crowd and gave them two thumbs up. They cheered. A few people even whistled.
The paramedic bandaged the cuts on her arms, then a ruggedly handsome officer with a swoop of black hair approached. He said something in French and beckoned toward the open door of the police car.
Ananda froze. Was he really going to arrest her? After all this? She couldn’t let him. She had to make a graceful exit, or else a photo of her being shoved into the back of a police car would be all over every news outlet. The tabloids would win again.
She leapt up, her heart beating fast.
It’s you!
she shouted. I can’t believe it. You’re the man from my dreams!
"Qu’est que c’est?" he asked.
Whispers flew from one officer to another.
What?
he asked, leaning toward her.
She kissed him square on the mouth, inhaling his expensive cologne.
After a stunned moment, he kissed her back. Catcalls erupted from the crowd. The other officers laughed and shook their heads.
Dance with me,
she whispered. Please?
Dance? Here?
he asked, his dark eyebrows arching.
"Oui. Dance with me, then take me to the ambulance. Please. Do you understand?"
The police officer threw a desperate glance at his senior officer. The older officer shrugged and threw his hands in the air. The black-haired officer faced her again, beaming, and clasped her hand.
From the crowd, a man with an accordion rushed forward and began to play a waltz from Amélie.
Ananda couldn’t believe her luck. The officer stepped on her foot once, but after a beat, they glided together as perfectly as if they’d practiced. Police and paramedics laughed in disbelief, while hundreds of phone cameras followed the couple as they swept beneath the gigantic arching structure.
Ananda glowed with relief at the serendipity of the moment. She threw back her head and laughed, giving the photographers ample time to capture the moment. Then she looked into the officer’s smoldering brown eyes.
What’s your name?
she asked.
Bertrand.
You really are a dream come true. I’ll never forget this.
When the song’s last notes died out, he dipped her low. The crowd applauded. He helped her up and they walked toward the ambulance, his hand lightly touching the small of her back.
Ananda climbed in and waved at the crowd. They waved back, even after the ambulance doors shut and they were out of sight.
She closed her eyes and leaned against the wall. She’d saved her reputation once again.
Chapter 1. Abandonment
I picked up a file and read the name of the fourteen-year old runaway scowling at me on my sofa. My office was cramped, but I insisted on having a sofa. People felt comfortable on them.
Tanya, my name is Margaret Woods,
I said, but you can call me Mag. I’ve been a therapist at the New Beginnings Center for five years. Why don’t you tell me about yourself?
She crossed her arms. What do you want to know? Everything sucks.
I pursed my lips. I could imagine what she was thinking. I had an air of privilege, from my Ann Taylor blouse to my conservative, short haircut. But despite my degrees and Board Certification, we weren’t so different. I shifted in my chair, adjusting my skirt so it sat on my waist instead of squeezing the fat rolls around my hips.
Look, I know how hard it is to be out there — barely eating, just surviving. I’ve been there myself.
She cocked her head and lifted a single eyebrow. You ran away from home?
I nodded, and looked at a picture of San Francisco on my desk. When I was sixteen, my parents and I had a huge fight about what I should study in college. They wanted me to have a ‘real job,’ but I wanted to be an artist. So I ran away to California and lived out of my car for a few months, until it got towed. Then I lived on the street. It was harder than I imagined. I would’ve starved if it hadn’t been for a shelter. They helped me get back on my feet and inspired me to make a difference. That’s why I work here.
Tanya sucked on her lower lip.
It’s rough out there,
I continued, but we can help you. You don’t have to worry about where you’re going to sleep, or if you’re safe or not. You don’t have to worry about your next meal. And we can help you figure out what you want to do with your life. How does that sound?
She looked around the room. Her shoulders unhunched a little. Something in her eyes shifted, as if she was tired of being tired.
I’ll try it. It’s getting really cold out there. But no promises.
My heart melted and I felt myself break into a smile. I’d saved one more person from the harsh Minnesota winter, drugs, and who knew what else. She was getting a fresh slate, just as I had.
You’re going to like it here, I promise. Let’s show you around.
After giving Tanya a room, I went back to my office and took a big slurp of creamy hazelnut coffee. My cellphone blinked with three voicemails. I pressed play on the first one.
Hey Mag. It’s Darren, from SoulM8s? I was wondering if you want to do anything this weekend. There’s a holiday concert downtown–
I grimaced and pressed delete. Darren was good on paper. He had a steady job, a 401k, and a nice car. The only problem was he had no personality whatsoever — he was the human equivalent of a gerbil. Why I’d slept with him last week, I’ll never know. Something to talk with my therapist about.
I played the second message.
Congratulations Miss Woods, you’re now a published author,
my agent Cleve Burns purred. "You couldn’t have picked a better time to write Analyzing Ananda. The publisher wants an extra chapter about the Eiffel Tower event in the next week or so."
My eyebrows furrowed. Eiffel Tower? What was he talking about?
Send it to me by next Monday. We’ll tack it to the end of the e-books as soon as you’re finished.
I deleted the message and felt a twinge of hope. Ever since Ananda’s biography was published a few years ago, I was a running joke about ‘the need to preserve one’s character in this modern age.’ Finally, with my book, I was able to set the record straight about my friendship with Ananda, specifically that I was never her girlfriend or the high priestess of a pill-popping nude colony known as ‘The House of Transformation.’
The last message was from my best friend Kitty. She and I talked every month or so, always about Ananda, never really about ourselves. Our lives hadn’t changed much in the seven years since Ananda left. I’d received an MA in Psychology, and Kitty had narrated a few bestselling books, but that was nothing compared to Ananda getting Musician of the Year and gracing the covers of Vogue and People.
Mag, it’s Kitty. Did you see what she did today? She crashed into the Eiffel Tower! She looks really messed up.
Hmm. So that’s what Cleve was talking about.
I still don’t know why you published that book,
Kitty said, and why did you say she has sociopathic tendencies? Call me back.
I flinched. Did I say that? No way, I wouldn’t say that.
I went to my laptop and downloaded my book. While it loaded, I googled ‘Ananda Eiffel Tower.’ A picture from earlier today showed Ananda’s bandaged arms wrapped around a police officer as they danced under the Eiffel Tower. In the background, the front end of a tiny car was smashed into the base.
Someone knocked on my office door. Mary, the other therapist at New Beginnings, walked in. We were both in our early thirties, but she had a deep-fried southern demeanor, from her frosted hair to her acid-wash jeans, that made her seem older.
A new girl just arrived,
she said, zipping up her puffy down coat. I have a dentist appointment in half an hour. Can you take her?
Sure.
Thanks. She’s in my office. Her name’s Ella.
Mary waved on her way out the door. I’d started to close my laptop when another photo caught my eye. Ananda smiled, a streak of blood in her hair, her eyes lit with xyritav. My heart ached for her. She’d been in pain for years and now she was running on fumes. Maybe no one else could tell, but I could. I said a prayer for her and closed my laptop.
I walked to Mary’s office and knocked. Ella?
The old brass knob twisted in my hands. The office was empty, but the blinds were ratcheted up and the window was open a crack. I looked out the window. Under the streetlights, a solitary trail of footprints cut through the fresh snow.
I frowned. I could run outside to find her, but it would take too long to get my snow boots and coat on. She’d be three blocks away, and I’d never find her. I stared outside at the twirling flakes for a moment. As much as I wanted to, I couldn’t save all of the girls who came here. Just the ones willing to stay.
Later that night, I ate dinner with the girls and the house moms. Tanya walked in with another girl, chatting about boys at their high school. I smiled. She might be alright after all.
After three slices of pizza, I left to investigate what Kitty said about my book. I was pretty sure she was mistaken — I’ve called Ananda a lot of things, but a sociopath wasn’t one of them.
I drove my beat-up Honda Civic to my apartment, threw my stuff by the door, and turned on TMZ. Just like every other night, I made a cup of tea in my favorite mug, a chipped, blue-glazed cup from the only man I’d ever loved. It made me feel better, as if my life wasn’t a disappointment, only a rather long hiccup.
As I waited for the peppermint tea to steep, I flipped open my laptop. I saw an email from the Journal of Psychology and felt a rush of hope — maybe my PTSD research would get published. Then I read the words ‘does not offer any novel insights,’ and my heart sank. They’d declined it, just as several other journals had.
Tears dashed into my eyes. I’d hoped by my tenth rejection letter, it wouldn’t sting so much, but it did. My research was good. They were idiots for rejecting me. I didn’t even want recognition — I just wanted the information out there, even if it helped only one therapist counsel someone with PTSD.
I opened Analyzing Ananda and scrolled through the opening pages, but something was wrong. It didn’t look like the document I’d sent them. The intro about Ananda’s good points was missing. A passage that was supposed to be in chapter eight was at the beginning. And then there it was, on page five.
Ananda can make anyone in her presence do anything she wishes. It’s one of her most dangerous abilities, since she believes herself to be above the law and common decency. Her beauty, narcissism, and sociopathic tendencies enable her to use people for personal gain and make her utterly unstoppable.
My stomach bowed into my spine. I opened the drafts I’d sent Cleve and combed through them. I didn’t see the word sociopath anywhere. Had he made it up? Then, I found it, in an instant message I’d sent to him.
Ananda definitely has more sociopathic tendencies than the average person!
My hand flew to my mouth. I’d been tipsy when I wrote that! I hadn’t thought he’d publish it.
I tried to calm my raging heartbeat by listing my top three fears.
1. Fear of career loss
2. Fear of being misunderstood
3. Fear of facing Ananda after calling her a sociopath
Naming my fears was an old trick I’d picked up in college, and sometimes, it worked. I took a deep breath and felt a little better. My therapist always said ‘it’s never as bad as it seems.’ I hoped he was right.
And now for the latest on party girl Ananda Dawn,
the TMZ reporter said.
I turned the volume up. Graphics bustled on the screen.
Ananda cancelled the remainder of her European tour after she crashed into the Eiffel Tower with a rental car earlier today. She was released from the hospital soon after with no major injuries. Authorities didn’t press charges against her, even though she put a two-inch chip in the concrete. Here’s footage taken from the scene earlier today.
Ananda, in her big sunglasses, smiled dopily. I had a fantasy of meeting my true love here… I always imagined us dancing under the Eiffel Tower, just like Audrey Hepburn and Fred Astaire.
I recoiled. Had she even seen Funny Face? They danced on top of the Eiffel Tower, not below it.
TMZ continued. The pop star danced with police officer Bertrand Le Fevre before going to the hospital. The rumor around Paris is Le Fevre might propose to her to make her Eiffel Tower dreams come true. Sources say he broke up with his girlfriend of two years after that steamy kiss. Next on TMZ–
I turned the television off and sat back on the couch. I’d been so worried Ananda might’ve been hurt or gone to jail. But she’d gotten off so easily, like she always had. She probably dazzled everyone with her smile and snuck out the back door.
My doorbell rang. I looked up with a start. No one came to my apartment at seven at night, or ever, for that matter. Could it be Darren from SoulM8s, wanting another late night hook up? I hoped not.
I walked to the door and stood on tiptoe to look through the peephole. A girl slouched in the apartment lobby, her head turned away. Her black leather jacket was out of place in the Minnesota winter. Was she one of my former patients?
I opened the door. When she turned to face me, my heart stopped and my blood froze in my veins.
Surprise,
Ananda said.
Chapter 2. Hostage
My heart clenched as Ananda and I looked at each other for what felt like eons. Her makeup was smudged, like she’d been crying. Did she know about Analyzing Ananda? Did she come to make me take it off the shelves? Sweat erupted from my pores, despite the chill in the foyer.
Magdalene, I’ve missed you.
I thought you were in France,
I said, my voice higher than normal.
They made me come back to the States.
She shivered. Apparently I wore out my welcome.
I blinked at her. I could barely speak. Why was she here?
She cowered, looking over her shoulder as if my neighbors would emerge from their apartments at any moment. Can I come in?
My hand flew up to the doorframe. Years of therapy taught me I needed boundaries, especially when it came to her, but I never thought I’d have to use them without notice.
I– I don’t know,
I stammered. I mean, you could have called first.
I ditched my phone in France. I didn’t want the paparazzi to track me. Please. I need to talk to someone who knew me before–
her voice caught in her throat, her eyes pleading toward me. Before all this.
But you ignored me for seven years. You never called me back, or wrote, or anything, and now you want to be friends again?
She raised her glassy green eyes to mine. Her chin began to twitch. I can explain. Can I please just come in?
I swallowed, considering. Her tears made my heart break, even though I was still mad at her. I sighed. I supposed I could let her in for a moment. I moved away from the door.
I snapped my laptop shut, but not before seeing the last sentence from Analyzing Ananda.
Her beauty, narcissism, and sociopathic tendencies enable her to use people for personal gain, and make her utterly unstoppable.
I crossed my arms. I’d have to keep my boundaries up.
How’d you know where I live?
I asked.
Kitty gave me your address ages ago.
Ananda dumped a duffle bag by the door.
Really? When was the last time you spoke with her?
It’s been a couple of years. I think she’s mad at me about something.
She laughed nervously.
What’s so funny about that? Maybe she has a good reason.
Magdalene, Kitty’s crazy, we both know that. Remember when she lost it?
Yeah, but…
I couldn’t finish my sentence. My thoughts were blown to pieces by the fact that Ananda, my ex-best friend and international pop star / scandal was in my living room, looking over my secondhand furniture and my barely decorated apartment.
I took a deep breath and cleared my head. There was no way I was going to let her get to me.
You still have this painting, after all this time.
She gazed at the only thing I had on my walls, a Bosch painting that used to hang at the House of Transformation. I used to love it, but I seldom looked at it anymore. It was a ghostly reminder of everything I left behind from those days.
The silence grew uncomfortably long. Guilt about my book curdled my stomach.
So why are you here?
I asked.
The paparazzi don’t know about this place. They follow me everywhere. I can’t powder my nose without them knowing about it. They’d go nuts if they knew I came to you, of all people.
I scowled. Is that because of the story you made up about us? Ananda, we never had drug-induced orgies! Why did you lie?
My ex-manager wrote that book, but it’s okay. I fired him. He was all about my sex appeal and didn’t understand who I really am.
Why didn’t you stop him from publishing it? You could have done something about it. Retracted the quote or something?
I wanted to. I didn’t know about it at first. Once I found out about it, I wanted to take back the whole book, but my contract said he could say anything about me. I probably should have read it before I signed it,
she said absently.
I seethed. You know, the reputation your manager gave me hasn’t done a lot for my career. I’m a joke to most psychologists.
You’re not a joke to me.
Well, you’re not a professional psychologist.
She shrugged. I could be.
I turned away. I hated her for saying that. As if my six years of college and Board Certification meant nothing. I massaged my left temple. She’d been in my apartment for five minutes, and already my head ached.
Look Ananda, I have boundaries now. I’m different than I was seven years ago.
A phone bleated from one of her bags. Her eyes went wide.
I glared at her. I thought you said you ditched your phone.
Well… I ditched one of them.
I nodded. Great. She was going to lie about everything again. Do you want to answer it?
No, I’m listening to you.
You screened my calls for years. Why bother listening to me now?
I walked away from her, fuming. Why did I expect an apology? She never admitted guilt. Why did I think she’d be any different?
Magdalene…
She smiled her million-dollar bullshit smile.
What?
I snapped.
I’m sorry. Time is different on the west coast. I was always so busy. By the time I had a free moment, it was four in the morning and I couldn’t call you back.
Well, email works 24/7.
Mag, come here.
She walked toward me, arms open.
I slapped her hands away. Don’t touch me. You can’t hug someone if you’ve hurt them. You need to ask.
She gaped, her waterworks starting up again.
I looked away. It took all the energy I had to stay grounded in my own emotion and not be manipulated by her tears.
Mag, I wouldn’t have come back unless I needed your help. You’re the only person I can trust. And I’m sorry about the past. I can’t say it enough.
I looked at her body language, ready to throw her out of my apartment if she showed the slightest sign of acting. But she looked more honest in that moment than she had in all her years of being a celebrity. And she’d apologized — that was a huge step for her. The old Ananda never would’ve apologized. I relaxed the tension in my shoulders and exhaled.
Okay,
I muttered. Apology accepted. It’s just… when you didn’t respond to any of my emails, I felt rejected.
I wouldn’t reject you. I was just so busy.
I nodded and met her eyes. I believed her. She lived in the moment – out of sight, out of mind. And of course she was busy.
She bounced on her heels, beaming. I knew you’d come around. So, can we get something to eat? I’m starving.
Yeah, sure.
I reached for my coat.
She grasped my arm. But I don’t want to go out there, you know? People might recognize me. Does Indian sound alright? And could you pick up some organic strawberries and hemp milk too? I’ll pay.
I took a step back. Are you kidding me? I’m not doing that for you. Don’t you have personal assistants to run your errands?
Her lips pressed together and her gaze turned to the carpet. I fired them. My assistants, my bodyguards, my manager, everyone. I’m all alone now.
Why’d you fire them?
They treated me like I was a child. They talked down to me.
Really? Even your bodyguards?
No. But they were with the manager, so when I fired him, they went too.
When did this happen?
A week ago. My label dropped me too. It’s been pretty hard since then. The paparazzi know I don’t have bodyguards anymore, but I don’t think they followed me here. I really am starving.
Okay. Let’s get some food.
We stepped out of my apartment and into the hushed night. The falling snow made white lines on the tree branches. I shoved my mittens into my coat pockets and dug out my car keys. Ananda shivered in her jacket. She reached into her studded purse and retrieved huge sunglasses.
It’s night time,
I said. You don’t need those.
I do need them,
she pouted as she slid them on. I might get recognized.
No one’s going to recognize you on my street.
I looked down the road at the placid pastel houses and apartment buildings.
You’d be surprised. Will you drive?
I noticed the Lexus parked across the street with one tire on the curb and almost laughed.
Sure.
My car was a mess with folders and paperwork, but Ananda didn’t seem to notice. I started the engine, then brushed the snow off the car while it warmed up.
Something nagged me in the back of my mind. She probably didn’t come to St. Paul just to eat curry with me.
I climbed in and turned to her. Before we go anywhere, you have to talk. Why did you come to see me?
I flinched when her cold hand touched my cheek. I wasn’t used to being touched.
Mag, I need to remember who I am. I’ve had a few nervous breakdowns, but this was the worst yet. That Eiffel Tower crash — it wasn’t exactly an accident.
I took an involuntary breath. Are you saying you tried to commit suicide?
Maybe. I’ve been driving under the influence a lot lately. I know I’m not supposed to, but I need to take xyritav or I get anxious.
I touched her hand. If she’d been behaving recklessly, that meant she was depressed. It could be a precursor to suicide, too. Her life really was as terrible as I suspected.
I just want my old life back,
she said.
I nodded. After a moment, I shifted the car into drive, maneuvering carefully on the snowy streets.
Lately, the paparazzi photos showed her dining and walking alone, head bent, sunglasses on. Maybe she didn’t have any other friends. I glanced at her sidelong. For a moment, she looked like her old self, from our times of all-night parties, art, and lust. I stopped at a red light. Thick snow swirled around the car.
This is so weird,
I said. I feel like no time has passed, like we’re still close friends.
"We are still close friends. You know me better than anyone else."
Ananda…
I wanted to tell her about my book, except the words didn’t come. I shook my head. I’m going to wake up and this will all be a dream.
She touched my face again, and this time, I didn’t flinch. I relaxed into her caress.
Life is but a dream,
she said spacily. Her sunglasses caught the streetlights. For a moment, she looked drug-addled, propped, obscene.
I drew away from her. Was she high again?
The light turned green. We rode in silence, passing our old haunts, until I turned into the nearly empty parking lot of the Indian restaurant. We got out of the car and crunched through the snow.
Did you know I’m performing at the Grammys this year?
I nodded. Of course I’d heard about it. Her act was the finale. The commercial slots were auctioned at some of the highest prices to date. I couldn’t imagine the pressure she was under.
I opened the door to the Indian restaurant and swooned at the aroma of cumin and garlic simmering in the air. My stomach clenched when I realized this was where the Swami had taken me on our ‘date.’ I started to think it wasn’t a good idea, but Ananda walked in and sat down at a booth. I shrugged out of my coat and sat down across from her.
What are you going to order?
she asked.
I’m not that hungry. I had pizza at the center.
I glanced at the list of entrees. But chicken curry did sound pretty good.
So, Mag, we’ve just been talking about me. What do you do these days?
I shrugged. Mostly I work, come home, and unwind.
Do you still make collages?
I gave her a tight smile. Do you know how hard it is to be a successful artist?
Who said anything about success? That was your dream, what you always wanted to do.
Well, it was a stupid dream.
I unfolded a napkin and dropped it in my lap.
Anyone who ever created anything felt that. But have you really given up without even trying?
I tried–
Stevey’s ‘Art Parties’ aren’t trying. Those are the precursor to trying.
But I need to work. It’s unsustainable to do both.
You can still do things and work. What do you do at the end of the day? Watch tv? Online dating? More work?
I swallowed. Yeah, so?
I could’ve added ‘write books about my former best friend too, but my heart hammered just thinking about telling her. Hopefully, she’d be gone by the end of the night and I’d never have to deal with it.
Mag, where’d your dreams go?
I cringed. She might not know much about the real world, but she had a point. I’d given up on those childish dreams. She didn’t have to be so condescending. She was testing my boundaries, and I needed to keep her on the right side of them.
So, where are you staying tonight?
I asked as the server walked past us with steaming entrees.
She toyed with the menu. I don’t know.
Well, my apartment is too small for two people…
She stared at me and then yawned. "I think I’ll get the saag paneer. I’m so tired. I must be jet lagged."
Wait. So you’re okay with going to a hotel?
Yeah, I was planning on that anyway. Goddess, Magdalene, you look the same as the last time I saw you.
Well, thanks. So do you.
It wasn’t true. She looked more fabulous, while I was forty pounds heavier. I hated it, but it was part of getting older and working a desk job. Not everyone had a metabolism like hers.
I can’t believe it’s been seven years since we saw each other,
she said. It feels like we were just hanging out last week at the House of Transformation.
I nodded. Those days were always on my mind. It was almost as if everything she’d done over the years was just a ridiculous xyritav dream. But it wasn’t a dream. I had a whole crate of magazines and biographies under my bed to prove it.
After we ordered, Ananda excused herself to the bathroom. I stared up at a painting of a multi-armed Goddess. I still had no idea what Ananda wanted from me. Did she need a friend? A therapist? Did she want to rekindle our romance? She might be disappointed. I wasn’t ready to be besties again. And there was the issue of my book. I never thought I’d have to tell her about it face to face — I never thought I’d see her again. I bit my lip. If only I’d waited one more day to release it.
I shook my head. She’d probably leave in a couple of hours and I wouldn’t see her for another seven years. What