Who Invited the Dead Man?
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Sixty-something-year-old MacLaren Yarbrough has celebrated enough birthdays in her lifetime to think she's seen it all. But this year, at a birthday gala hosted in honor of her husband Joe Riddley, a mysterious murder is about to shake up the party.
With a man lying dead in her house with a bullet in his head, MacLaren must track down the killer and clear her family name before the authorities wrap up their own investigation—all the while managing Yarbrough's Feed, Seed, and Nursery, tackling her newfound duties as the town magistrate, and caring for a spouse suffering from severe brain trauma.
In a race against the clock, MacLaren must use her sweet-talk sleuthing to unravel the secrets of Hopemore, Georgia, because in a town with no strangers, a homicide is the strangest it gets.
“Sprinkle has a gift for developing a full, rich world.” —Publisher’s Weekly
“Sprinkle entertains and enchants her readers. Her characters are so real you’ll find yourself believing you grew up with them.” —Christian Retailing
"Sprinkle has a real eye for regional culture and traditions. . . . She tackles weighty subject matter with a steady hand and a reassuring touch.”—Atlanta Journal Constitution
"Sprinkle’s characters are fantastic, her Southern settings shine, and her stories always mesmerize.” —Roundtable Reviews
Patricia Sprinkle
Patricia H. Sprinkle is a freelance writer whose nonfiction books include the companion to this volume, Children Who Do Too Little. She is also a best-selling mystery writer and an active member of Sisters in Crime and Mystery Writers of America. She is a frequent speaker at seminars and women’s conferences and lives in Miami with her husband. They have two grown children.
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- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5MacLaren Yarborough is a very busy lady. Her husband, Joe Riddley, recovering from a gunshot wound to the head, requires her nearly constant attention while he is re-educated to learn to perform every day tasks. At the same time, MacLaren has to take care of the family business and is a town magistrate.To celebrate Joe Riddley's improvements and his 65th birthday, MacLaren throws a birthday party which ends up with an uninvited dead guest. Keeping the murder a secret while the party progresses, the judge manages to get the sheriff to start the investigation and keep her guests happy at the same time. This mystery is complex and yet simple. Some of the events are predictable and others are surprising. I thought it was tremendously woven to combine these aspects and it was sheer pleasure to read. I definitely need to find the first two in this series. 4 stars
- Rating: 2 out of 5 stars2/5Drove me crazy with all the "if only I had known" comments
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5I really enjoyed this book. I liked the characters, I liked the story (even though I could figure out who dun it), and l actually liked the flow of the protagonist's narrative.
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Who Invited the Dead Man? - Patricia Sprinkle
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Acknowledgments
Robert Bremm, of Parrot Jungle. Miami, Florida, for his invaluable information about parrots, particularly scarlet macaws, and for giving me the chance to meet a parrot face-to-face.
Helen Rhea Stumbo, founder of Camellia and Main gift store and catalogue, who explained the fascinating world of catalogue merchandising.
Donna Van Lier. who frankly shared her own experience dealing with a husband with Traumatic Brain Injury, and steered me toward two excellent books: Where Is the Mango Princess? by Cathy Crimmins (New York: Alfred A. Knopf, 2000) and Over My Head: A Doctor's Own Story of Brain Injury from the Inside Looking Out by Claudia L. Osborn (Kansas City: Andrews McMeel Publishing, 1998).
Dorothy Cowling, who proofread and suggested good changes in the book. Judge Curt St. Germaine, chief magistrate of Burke County, Georgia, and Judge Mildred Anne Palmer, Mac’s inspiration and consultant on being a Georgia magistrate.
The expertise in these fields is theirs; any errors in their fields are my own.
Praise for Patricia Sprinkle
Light touches of humor and the charming interplay between MacLaren and her magistrate husband make this a fun read for mystery fans.
—Library Journal
Sparkling... witty... a real treat and as refreshing as a mint julep, a true Southern pleasure.
—Romantic Times
Sparkles with verve, charm, wit, and insight. I loved it.
—Carolyn Hart
Engaging... compelling... a delightful thriller.
—Peachtree Magazine
The sort of light entertainment we could use more of in the hot summer days to come.
—The Denver Post
[Sprinkle] just keeps getting better.
—The Post & Courier (Charleston, SC)
Cast of Characters
MacLaren Yarbrough: amateur sleuth, Georgia magistrate, co-owner of Yarbrough’s Feed, Seed and Nursery
Joe Riddley Yarbrough: MacLaren’s husband, a former magistrate, co-owner of YFS&N Clarinda Williams: cook for MacLaren and Joe Riddley
Ridd: the Yarbroughs’ older son, a high school math teacher and small farmer
Martha: Ridd’s wife, an emergency room supervisor
Cricket (3) and Bethany (16): their children
Walker: the Yarbroughs’ younger son, an insurance salesman
Cindy: his ornamental wife
Tad (9) and Jessica (11): their children
Augusta Wainwright: autocratic leader of Hopemore society
Meriwether Wainwright: her granddaughter
Alice Fulton: Augusta’s personal secretary and companion
Florine Jackson: Augusta’s housekeeper and cook
Winifred Pooh
Du Bose: Augusta Wainwright’s oldest friend, a widow Lottie and Otis Raeburn: Pooh’s cook-housekeeper and driver-yard man, respectively
Slade Rutherford: new editor of the Hopemore Statesman, a weekly paper
Kelly Keane: newspaper reporter
Darren Hernandez: Joe Riddley’s physical therapist
Hiram Blaine: local character who carries a parrot and believes in aliens
Hector: Hiram’s brother, convinced the Confederate treasury is buried on his land
Jed: their nephew, an Atlanta lawyer
Hubert Spence: MacLaren and Joe Riddley’s nearest neighbor and old friend
Maynard: Hubert’s son, the Hope County Museum curator
Selena Jones: Maynard’s girlfriend and a nurse
Police Chief Charlie Muggins
Sheriff Bailey Buster
Gibbons
1
It is unfortunate when you are a newly appointed judge, and the chief of police finds a dead man at your party.
It is downright mortifying when the last words out of your mouth were, Don’t look behind that screen. You know good and well I put it there to hide things I don’t want seen.
File that under Life Moments I Would Rather Forget.
SEPTEMBER
Knowing where to begin this story is like finding the end of a ball of yarn after it spends an hour with my beagle Lulu. Maybe the best place to begin is with the first death, which was as unexpected as the second, but not half as mystifying.
Garlon Wainwright dropped dead on the seventeenth hole at the Hopemore Country Club during the Labor Day Tournament. Poor Garlon was in the lead for the first time in his life, and some said his heart just couldn’t stand the excitement.
According to his obituary in the Hopemore Statesman, Garlon was fifty-five, only child of Augusta and the late Lamar Wainwright of Wainwright Mills, survived by his mother, one daughter, Meriwether, and his second wife, Candi (35).
I suspected Gusta had a hand in writing it. Nobody was surprised after the funeral to see Gusta and Meriwether riding to the cemetery in the first Cadillac and Candi, alone, in the second.
I kept meaning to get over to see Gusta after the funeral, but couldn’t find a minute. That was the autumn after my husband, Joe Riddley Yarbrough, got shot in the head. He’d survived, but recovery from a head wound is slow, uphill work. I was busier than a bird dog in hunting season between driving him to various kinds of therapies and running Yarbrough’s Feed, Seed and Nursery without him. As if that weren’t enough. I’d agreed to serve as a Georgia magistrate in his place, and while I was used to watching Joe Riddley fit that in around work at the store, I hadn’t realized quite how much time it took.
On Wednesday morning a whole week after Garlon’s funeral, I was pushing Joe Riddley’s wheelchair up the back porch ramp after physical therapy when I heard the phone.
You gotta answer,
our cook, Clarinda, called through the open screened door. I’m makin’ rolls and my hands’re covered with grease and flour.
Clarinda came to help me when our older son, Ridd, was born forty years ago, and has worked for—and bossed—me ever since.
The voice on the other end was chillier than a healthy dog’s nose on a frosty morning. MacLaren? I need you here right away.
I knew it was Gusta. Anybody else in town would have told me who they were. Even my sons announce Mama, this is Ridd
or Hey, it’s Walker.
Gusta belonged to that highly self-confident elite who believe the rest of us have so few friends we will always recognize their voices.
Augusta Wainwright was the closest thing we had to royalty in Hopemore, Georgia. Her granddaddy was governor back when she was young, and her brother was a U.S. senator for three terms. She never bragged, but their names cropped up in a lot of conversations. She also never bragged that after Lamar’s death she sold his daddy’s cotton mills for more millions than I have fingers and toes, but she expected us to let newcomers know, so she got due respect. Gusta ascended to the throne of Hopemore within a few days of her birth, and never relinquished it.
I can’t come right now,
I informed her. I’ve got to get Joe Riddley settled. Then I have a reporter coming by to interview me for the paper.
I tried to say that casually, but to tell the truth, I was a bit nervous and even a little excited. In the past it was Joe Riddley who got stories in the paper, for winning almost every award in the county. All I’d done was help him run Yarbrough’s Feed, Seed and Nursery, raise two boys, and serve as treasurer to a lot of clubs. Treasurers don’t get stories in the paper, unless they abscond with funds. Of course, I wrote a monthly gardening column, and my name was sometimes in the paper for helping our ungrateful police chief, Charlie Muggins, solve a murder. But those weren’t stories about me.
Gusta didn’t say a word about my interview. A bit miffed, I warned, It will be close to dinnertime before I get there.
For Gusta, as for us, dinner was still eaten at noon.
She sighed. Well get here as soon as you can. I need you to come talk sense into Meriwether.
What’s the matter?
I don’t want to mention it over the telephone.
We’ve had private phone lines longer than Meriwether has been alive, but Gusta still thinks somebody might be listening in on her.
When I hung up, Joe Riddley spoke in his new, careful way. Who was on the phone?
Joe Riddley was the best-looking man in Hope County, as far as I was concerned—with long, rangy bones from his Scots grandfather and dark hair and eyes and a tinge of copper in his skin from his Cherokee grandmother—and it broke my heart to see him sitting in a wheelchair with a half-there look in his eyes and his cap dangling from one hand. All his life Joe Riddley had worn a succession of red caps with Yarbrough’s in white letters over the brim. Our boys joked they’d bury their daddy in his cap and me with my pocketbook.
I set my pocketbook on the counter. Gusta, commanding me to come talk sense into Meriwether. Hang up your hat.
Joe Riddley carefully centered his cap on its hook beside the kitchen closet. Meriwether has sense,
he said belligerently. Meriwether was one of Joe Riddley’s favorite people. Meriwether’s going to be all right. You just wait and see.
He’d been saying that for twelve years, since Meriwether came home from college silent and pale as an ice princess and let out word that her engagement to Jed Blaine was over. When folks have watched you fall in love in preschool and stay in love with a hometown boy all the way through college, they feel they have a right to know more than that, but Meriwether never offered any explanations. Just moved back into her grandmother’s house (where she’d lived since her own mother died in childbirth) and volunteered in charities Gusta thought would fold if Wainwrights didn’t personally oversee them, accompanied Gusta on two or three trips abroad every year, wrote Gusta’s letters, paid her bills, balanced her checkbook, and helped her host small elegant parties several times a year. Joe Riddley and I got Christmas cards from Jed, so we knew when he finished Mercer Law School and joined a practice in Atlanta, but he never came back to Hopemore and Meriwether never, ever mentioned his name.
Clarinda snorted from where she was rolling out the biscuits. Best sense you can talk to that girl is, tell her to move out of her grandmother’s house and get a life. Prince Charming ain’t gonna ride his white charger up Miss Gusta’s steps, and he may not recognize she’s a princess once she gets wrinkles.
I’ll tell her you said so.
Clarinda opened her mouth to say more when we heard tires crunch on our gravel drive and knew the reporter had arrived.
No taller than my five-foot-three and wearing a khaki skirt, yellow cotton sweater, and sandals, she scarcely looked old enough to be out of college. Silky auburn hair swung down her back halfway to her bottom. Only the wire-rimmed glasses perched on her pert nose and the expression in her brown eyes were businesslike. I’m Kelly Keane
—she held out one slim hand—"from the Hopemore Statesman. It’s such a pretty day. Could we talk on your porch?"
Hope County is located in that strip of Middle Georgia between 1-20 and 1-16, right on the edge of the gnat line, and while nobody knows why gnats come to a certain Georgia latitude and stop, Joe Riddley always said it’s because they know our climate’s the next best thing to heaven. That September day the grass and trees were dark, dark green and an egg yolk sun floated near one startling white cloud in a deep blue sky. As we carried brownies and glasses of tea to our screened side porch, bees buzzed, young birds sassed their parents in the manner of adolescents everywhere, and the air was thick with the scent of our old apple tree.
This is lovely!
Ms. Keane exclaimed as she took a rocker and looked over our three acres of grass, trees, and flower beds.
Why, thank you. Our son Ridd does most of the work. He loves to dig in the dirt, and we’re too busy selling plants to have time to fool with them.
She poised her pen over a pad. Now, you and Judge Yarbrough—
She turned so fiery red I nearly went for water to put her out.
That’s all right. People do that all the time. They still think of him as the real judge.
Are you both lawyers?
Oh, no. In Georgia you don’t have to be a lawyer to be a magistrate. The chief magistrate in each county is elected, and she or he appoints the rest. Most of us are part-timers, running our businesses while we serve. The state gives us training every year.
She checked a list of questions she’d brought. How long have you all been married?
Married, or together?
From her expression, I knew she thought we’d lived in sin before getting hitched, so I hurried to set her straight. Joe Riddley and I have been married forty-one years, but we’ve known each other nearly sixty. We met when I was four and he was six, when my daddy stopped by his daddy’s hardware store for cotton seed and fertilizer. That’s the same store we now own, Yarbrough’s Feed, Seed and Nursery. But everybody already knows that.
That’s romantic.
She turned a little pink. I think your husband has physical therapy with a friend of mine. Darren Hernandez?
That’s right.
While she consulted her notes, I was thinking I’d have to ask Darren if he’d taken Kelly out. His love life could use some sprucing up—he was pining for a two-timing woman down in Dublin. Kelly lifted her head. You have two sons, right? Ridd teaches at the high school and Walker owns an insurance company?
Yes. They grew up in this house, just like their daddy. He was born upstairs.
When she looked around at the big blue house in astonishment, I surprised her some more. Joe Riddley is the fourth-generation Yarbrough to live here. His great- granddaddy owned a sawmill and lumber company back before the War. He could afford to build big after General Sherman lit through town and created an unprecedented demand for lumber. The Civil War,
I answered her puzzled look. Sherman burned the houses.
Oh. Well, it’s a gorgeous house.
Then she stepped out of her reporter shoes to ask, But aren’t you nervous, living way down a dirt road so far from the highway?
It’s a gravel road.
I spoke a mite tartly, thinking of the fortune we’d invested in gravel over the years. And it’s just half a mile. Besides, we’ve got good neighbors.
She wrinkled her forehead. Just two other houses, and one of them is empty.
Considering that one owner of the place on the corner had been a killer and another a kook, empty was a vast improvement. I didn’t want to go into that, however. We love it down here. It’s very quiet except for crickets, owls, and frogs.
Oh.
The way she kept tapping her toe on the floor, quiet wasn’t something she valued. She peered at her questions again. Did you always want to be a magistrate?
Heavens no. I think the main reason they chose me is because I went to magistrate school with Joe Riddley so many times, and have watched him do magistrate business for thirty years in our office. Our son Walker, though, swears the county appointed me so they could save money by recycling the Judge Yarbrough sign on our office door.
Could you, uh, tell me something about your husband’s, uh, accident? What happened, and how you, uh, felt?
She had prepared that question ahead of time and was still embarrassed to ask it. Most people were embarrassed to talk about Joe Riddley right then.
It happened too fast for me to feel anything. Everything changed in less than a minute. One night in August Joe Riddley went down the road looking for our beagle, who’d escaped her pen. A killer thought Joe Riddley was on his trail, and shot him. Luckily Joe Riddley had bent toward Lulu at the time, so the bullet just grazed his head. The same man also shot Lulu.
'
You’d never know it.
Across the lawn, Lulu was chasing a butterfly.
I chuckled. That bullet turned her into the fastest three-legged beagle in Georgia.
And your husband?
How could I tell her that the bullet had turned Joe Riddley into a stranger? One evening I had a husband who was wise, gentle, funny, and occasionally grumpy, but who loved me more than life. When he woke up from his coma, I had a husband who could not read, who could not put words together in coherent sentences, who could not send signals to his legs to make them walk, who erupted in unexpected rages at the slightest thing, and who didn’t even seem to like me most of the time. Sometimes he got so mad at me I was afraid of him.
That’s not what I told Kelly Keane, of course.
Joe Riddley’s injury is mild compared to many,
I said, quoting his doctor. He ought to be back to normal eventually.
I didn’t add that eventually
could seem like a very long time.
She wrote a pretty good article, except she never mentioned Yarbrough’s Feed, Seed and Nursery and she quoted Walker about that dratted sign.
The next time I’d be in the paper would be in October, when Hiram Blaine was found dead in my dining room.
2
As I gathered up my pocketbook to leave, Clarinda asked, You reckon I ought to hold back your dinner?
Gusta didn’t ask me to eat, if that’s what you’re asking.
Even if she had, you wouldn’t get much. That woman hates to lay out money she doesn’t have to. Speaking of laying out money, did you ever talk to the florist about centerpieces for the judge’s birthday party?
No. Ridd says to put a pot of chrysanthemums on each table.
She rested both hands on her stout hips. We don’t want to look like we’re advertising the store. Go over to Flowers ’R’ Us and talk to them. They did arrangements for our Sisterhood meeting at church, and they’re real good. Reasonable, too.
Maybe I’ll talk to them, then.
We sounded, I thought, like two Old Testament wives planning a birthday party for our joint husband.
I stopped by Joe Riddley’s room, where he was lying in bed staring at the ceiling. I’m going to see Gusta and Meriwether.
He liked to know exactly where I would be.
He gave me an anxious look and carefully pronounced every syllable. Is ‘go see Meriwether’ in your log?
I don’t have a log, honey. You have the log.
Joe Riddley’s log was a notebook in which we had to write down every blessed thing he needed to do in a day, so he could check on himself. His memory was slowly coming back, but he still couldn’t remember things like get dressed,
go to therapy,
eat dinner.
I deposited a kiss on his head. You be good, now, you hear me?
I’ll be good or I'll be careful.
His eyes had the ghost of a twinkle.
It was a good thing I’d lived in that house more than thirty years, because my eyes were so blurred with tears I’d never have found my way to my car. It was real confusing, smack in the middle of all the strange things Joe Riddley’s brain was doing, for a shutter to go up and suddenly give me a glimpse of the man I’d loved all my life. Those were the times that shattered my self-control.
Gusta lives on Oglethorpe, which has three blocks of fine Victorian houses and even three antebellum houses just down from the courthouse square. Gusta’s is one of the antebellums, spared by General Sherman on his comet-trail trip through town—not by intent,
Gusta insists in her gravelly voice, but because those Yankees had a hard time getting Georgia heart pine to burn.
Normally I didn’t mind driving behind gawking tourists, but that morning I was impatient. What could Meriwether be doing to get Gusta in such a tizzy? They’d had some rousing disagreements back when Meriwether was dead set on marrying Jed and Gusta was just as determined no granddaughter of hers would every marry a Blaine. But once Meriwether had come home with a broken heart, the two of them had never disagreed on anything more serious than which author should speak at the Friends of the Library banquet
Gusta’s son, Garlon, now that was another matter. When her husband died, Gusta inherited everything. Garlon had a good job in the cotton mills and a nice bequest from his first wife, but when Gusta sold the mills, he wanted her to advance him funds out of his daddy’s estate to buy himself a business. Gusta refused. She said she already had enough business to keep Garlon busy, since Lamar had owned real estate as well as the mills, and had a good bit of stock. Joe Riddley always said that’s when Garlon realized he’d moved back to his mother’s house lock, stock, and soul.
The noise of their discussions kept the neighbors up for several weeks. Then Garlon stormed out of the house, arranged his own financing for the business, and bought a nice town house across town. After Meriwether went to college, he went down to a New Orleans business convention and brought back Candi—who, Gusta claimed, jumped out of a cake into his lap. Of course, Gusta had been known to stretch the truth a bit when it served her prejudices.
Candi had wide blue eyes, curly peroxide hair, and a knack for making Garion laugh. Meriwether seemed to like her well enough at first. She divided her time between their town house and Gusta’s house on her college vacations. But when she came home for good and found Garion and Candi fixing to move into a house he owned over on Liberty Street, she got furious. Some folks speculated she was jealous at seeing her daddy so happy when she was miserable. Others claimed she loathed that particular house. In any case, she refused to set foot in it. She was perfectly cordial to Garion and Candi at her grandmother’s or in public, but she never visited them at home.
It was half past eleven when I parked behind Gusta’s old black Cadillac. As I climbed out of my Nissan and worked my way past a big hydrangea planted too close to the drive, I had a sudden memory of Jed Blaine in high school, a shock of blond hair and a friendly freckled face, waiting behind that hydrangea for Meriwether to sneak out to tell him good night. He was never handsome, but he was always an endearing youngster.
Gusta’s maid, Florine, ushered me onto Gusta’s large, screened side porch. Sun lay in wide warm bands across the red tile floor and brightened the faded floral cushions on Gusta’s white wicker. Beyond the screens, bees buzzed the late-summer flowers and mockingbirds sang in the magnolia.
Seeing Gusta in leaf-dappled sunlight, I was shocked at how much Garlon’s death had aged her. Up until now, although her hands were knotted with arthritis and her long spare frame stooped a bit, she had never looked old. Today, her face was lined and frail, and although her yellow cotton dress was fresh and every one of her iron-gray hairs knew its place, she looked older than the eighty I knew she was.
Her gray eyes and tongue, however, were sharp as ever. She’s hightailed it out of town,
she greeted me with satisfaction.
Meriwether?
Startled, I backed to a big wicker armchair and more fell into it than sat.
No, Candy cane. Florine,
she interrupted herself, please tell Meriwether we have a guest and bring Judge Yarbrough a glass of tea.
Gusta had no problems adjusting to new titles. Florine, understanding those instructions, headed back to the kitchen to hold dinner until I left.
Gusta would never do anything vulgar, like talk right away about whatever she’d hauled me all the way over there to discuss, so she asked, How are you coming along with plans for your little party?
Gusta always considered other people’s parties little,
but that morning I edified her. It’s getting pretty big. We are even going to have dancing on the lawn.
She waved one bony hand through the air. Oh, how I remember the parties Granddaddy used to have in the governor’s mansion. The people all loved him, of course.
They didn’t love him enough to vote him in for a second term, but I didn’t mention that.
Meriwether herself brought the tea with a gaily flowered paper napkin. Thirty-two that year, tall and slender with blue-green eyes in a heart-shaped face and naturally blond curls that looked great with just a tad of frosting, she was far and away