The Bafut Beagles
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In 1949, Gerald Durrell embarks with fellow zoologist Kenneth Smith on an expedition to collect rare animals in the British Cameroons in West Central Africa. There, he meets the Nero-like local ruler, the Fon of Bafut, who likes a man who can hold his liquor—will Durrell be able to get on his good side?
In this unique memoir, set off on a journey with the famed British naturalist’s group of hunters and his pack of motley hunting dogs as they encounter an array of exotic creatures, including flying mice, booming squirrels, a frog with a mysterious coat of hair, and teacup-size monkeys; and witness the joys and problems of collecting, keeping, and transporting wild animals from Africa to England.
This ebook features an illustrated biography of Gerald Durrell including rare photos from the author’s estate.
Gerald Durrell
<p><b>Gerald Durrell</b> was a naturalist and author of memoirs based on his life with — and love for — animals. He founded the Durrell Wildlife Conservation Trust and the Durrell Wildlife Park on the isle of Jersey.</p>
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- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5This book is an account of naturalist/zookeeper Gerald Durrell’s trip to Cameroon to collect animal specimens. An official suggests that Bafut would be a good place to collect specimens, so Durrell contacts the Fon of Bafut, who proves to be an eager host. Durrell employs several local hunters who become known as the Bafut Beagles. Durrell and the Beagles hunt for several species on Durrell’s wishlist. Many of the locals also bring wildlife to sell to Durrell. By the end of his stay, he has dozens of specimens to transport back to England, including monkeys, large cats, rodents, and frogs, and snakes.Durrell and the Africans converse in pidgin English, and the dialogue in the book uses pidgin. The book reflects the colonial era in which it was lived and written. 21st century readers will cringe when Durrell is addressed as Masa by his African colleagues. I can’t wholeheartedly recommend the book for this reason.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5This is a memoir of the author's animal collecting trip in The Cameroons in 1949 for which no explanation was given. Durrell nicknamed the dogs belonging to the native men of Bafut who aided him "the Bafut beagles" a title the dog owners also assumed as it implied prestige and status. The Fon, the gin-loving Bafut chief, was described in Durrell's typically entertaining style.Much of the dialogue is related in Pidgin English, which after a short time I skipped. And although not politically correct - in either the animal-collecting or attitudes - the story is filled with Durrell's humour and his love of all living creatures. His descriptions of animals are without equal. My favourite story was about the Brow-leaf Toads, who looked sneering and supercilious, "waddled with all the dignity of a couple of Lord Mayors" but were actually shy and easily embarrassed.The book is sadly dated but the animal descriptions and stories are pure Durrell, for that reason alone I gave it 4 stars.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Beautifully described, great characterisation (I love the Fon of Bafut!), very interesting too. Lovely stuff.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Hilarious, warm and educational.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The details and concerns of an animal collecting trip into colonial Africa March 1949. There is no background to the trip, I can't remember Gerald's personal history well enough to know if he's collecting for other zoos or trying to build up his own at this point. The book opens with a rattley lorry descending down the Cameroon mountains into Mamfe and shortly after, on the recommendation of the District Office, into Bafut, where the local tribe chieftain the Fon, holds sway. Durrell makes various forays into the forests and grasslands with his trusty native hunters - the Bafut Beagles, in search of Hiary frogs, Flying mice and other similarly charming and improbable creatures. The native villagers also bring in various animals that they've caught, Durrell pays them for the creatures and has to build cages, stop them escaping and persuede awkward creatures to eat. Divided into short chapters each features the capture and problems of one or two especially noteworthy creatures. All too soon the "list" is complete and Durrell has to return to base camp and then ship the precious collection back to England. I'm sure this part could fill an entire book on it's own and it's a shame it get's condensed into one chapter.The chapters also capture the flavour of African life at the time, with pigin english as spoken by the natives. This is faithfully recorded and can be a bit tricky to decipher at times. the Fon is the absolute ruler and centre of attention, fortunetly Durrell quickly gets on his good side, not only by providing copious quantities of gin, but alsoby teaching him and his entourage to dance the Conga. Activites probably frowned upon nowadays but reflecting the nature of the relationship between white man and the natives in that part of the world at that time. It does read as an amazingly condescending attitude at times, although I'm sure that Durrell had nothing but good will towards them - especially after they treated his snakebite.It is all lightly told, gently sketched anecdotes which capture the scenes wonderfully. Very easy reading but also charming and frequently very funny.
- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Gerald Durrell is all about the animals and the joy of his books is that he somehow manages to avoid the sort of sentimentality that usually makes me run a mile from such works. I can't even stomach Black Beauty but I can lap up the youngest Durrell brother morning, noon and night. In The Bafut Beagles, Durrell gives his account of a collecting trip in the Cameroons (in the time when the country was split between French and the British control). The title is taken from the collective name Durrell christened the men and dogs that hunted for him. Unusually for Durrell, the real star of the book isn't one of the many engaging species that he finds, but the colourful Achirimbi II, the Fon (or king) of Bafut. The Fon, an Anglophile in a time of colonialism, welcomes Durrell and his team enthusiastically and helps him throughout the expedition in every way but one. The Fon likes a drink or four and he likes company. Many nights, Durrell was kept up late into the night drinking with his host and one gets a real sense of Durrell's almost permanent hangover. Fortunately for the convivial king, Durrell doesn't seem to mind one bit. The people of Bafut have two languages, one of which is Cameroonian Pidgin English and this is the language used for dialogue throughout the book. It's easy enough to follow but there are times is gets a little wearying and one might wish that Durrell had avoided being quite so authentic. So here's a tale of Brow-leaf Toads, who have the pained and reproachful look down pat, nannied affectionately by Pavlova, the Patas monkey; booming squirrels and flying mice; hyrax and hairy frogs and galagos and skinks and all other manner of beasties. There's much hilarity in the many attempts to capture them and the whole is underpinned by Durrell's casual style. It's not Durrell at his best, but the inclusion of the infectiously joyful Achirimbi makes it an enjoyable read.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5This is an old favourite. It is no longer politically correct but it is very funny. It is about an zooilogical expedition to the Cameroons in the 5os.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5First published in 1949, this is an account of Durrell's animal collecting expedition in the mountains of the British Cameroons.I studied "My Family and Other Animals" for my English Lit 'O' Level, and went on to borrow several of his other books from the library. So it's possible that I read this book when I was a teenager, but all the collecting expeditions have blurred into one in my memory, so I don't really remember whether I did or not. The way he talks about the animals is wonderful, as you get a good feel for their behaviour and calls as well as what they look like. Even the toads have personality! He also writes about his talks with the Fon of Bafut (the regional ruler) and local life and customs, and the book is illustrated with line drawings of animals, some of which are very amusing. I also love his descriptions of walking through the mountains around dawn through the early morning mist and the play of light and weather over the mountains.
- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5The Bafut Beagles, like other installments of Durrell's endeavors in animal conservation, is filled with wonderful anecdotes of the animals he captures and his experiences with the local people. His sense of humor when describing some of the mishaps he has with the people and animals is laugh-out-loud funny, and his sense of wonder at the awe-inspiring scenery is extremely evocative. Unfortunately, I did not find this book to be quite as enjoyable as others of his that I have read, and my reaction boils down to two things: a heavy hand with pidgin English, which made my head hurt whenever I had to translate large sections, and the slight note of condescension I detected whenever Durrell spoke about the locals, although he did occasionally praise them.Even though I did have trouble with those two things I mentioned, I still enjoyed the book-- especially since I'd just returned from a trip to a local zoo where I'd seen three or four species of animals that the author talked about in the book. I look forward to reading more of Durrell's work in animal conservation.
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The Bafut Beagles - Gerald Durrell
CHAPTER ONE
Toads and Dancing Monkeys
Most West African lorries are not in what one would call the first flush of youth, and I had learnt by bitter experience not to expect anything very much of them. But the lorry that arrived to take me up to the mountains was worse than anything I had seen before: it tottered on the borders of senile decay. It stood there on buckled wheels, wheezing and gasping with exhaustion from having to climb up the gentle slope to the camp, and I consigned myself and my loads to it with some trepidation. The driver, who was a cheerful fellow, pointed out that he would require my assistance in two very necessary operations: first, I had to keep the hand brake pressed down when travelling downhill, for unless it was held thus almost level with the floor it sullenly refused to function. Secondly, I had to keep a stern eye on the clutch, a wilful piece of mechanism, that seized every chance to leap out of its socket with a noise like a strangling leopard. As it was obvious that not even a West African lorry driver could be successful in driving while crouched under the dashboard in a pre-natal position, I had to take over control of these instruments if I valued my life. So, while I ducked at intervals to put on the brake, amid the rich smell of burning rubber, our noble lorry jerked its way towards the mountains at a steady twenty miles per hour; sometimes, when a downward slope favoured it, it threw caution to the winds and careered along in a madcap fashion at twenty-five.
For the first thirty miles the red earth road wound its way through the lowland forest, the giant trees standing in solid ranks alongside and their branches entwined in an archway of leaves above us. Flocks of hornbills flapped across the road, honking like the ghosts of ancient taxis, and on the banks, draped decoratively in the patches of sunlight, the agama lizards lay, blushing into sunset colouring with excitement and nodding their heads furiously. Slowly and almost imperceptibly the road started to climb upwards, looping its way in languid curves round the forested hills. In the back of the lorry the boys lifted up their voices in song:
Home again, home again,
When shall I see ma home?
When shall I see ma mammy?
I’ll never forget ma home …
The driver hummed the refrain softly to himself, glancing at me to see if I would object. To his surprise I joined in, and so while the lorry rolled onwards trailing a swirling tail of red dust behind it, the boys in the back maintained the chorus while the driver and I harmonized and sang complicated twiddly bits, and the driver played a staccato accompaniment on the horn.
Breaks in the forest became more frequent the higher we climbed, and presently a new type of undergrowth began to appear: massive tree-ferns standing in conspiratorial groups at the roadside on their thick, squat, and hairy trunks, the fronds of leaves sprouting from the tops like delicate green fountains. These ferns were the guardians of a new world, for suddenly, as though the hills had shrugged themselves free of a cloak, the forest disappeared. It lay behind us in the valley, a thick pelt of green undulating away into the heat-shimmered distance, while above us the hillside rose majestically, covered in a coat of rippling, waist-high grass, bleached golden by the sun. The lorry crept higher and higher, the engine gasping and shuddering with this unaccustomed activity. I began to think that we should have to push the wretched thing up the last two or three hundred feet, but to everyone’s surprise we made it, and the lorry crept on to the brow of the hill, trembling with fatigue, spouting steam from its radiator like a dying whale. We crawled to a standstill and the driver switched off the engine.
‘We go wait small-time, engine get hot,’ he explained, pointing to the forequarters of the lorry, which were by now completely invisible under a cloud of steam. Thankfully I descended from the red-hot inside of the cab and strolled down to where the road dipped into the next valley. From this vantage point I could see the country we had travelled through and the country we were about to enter.
Behind lay the vast green forest, looking from this distance as tight and impenetrable as lambs’ wool; only on the hilltops was there any apparent break in the smooth surface of those millions of leaves, for against the sky the trees were silhouetted in a tattered fringe. Ahead of us lay a world so different that it seemed incredible that the two should be found side by side. There was no gradual merging: behind lay the forest of huge trees, each clad in its robe of polished leaves, glittering like green and gigantic pearly kings; ahead, to the furthermost dim blue horizon, lay range after range of hills, merging and folding into one another like great frozen waves, tilting their faces to the sun, covered from valley to crest with a rippling fur of golden-green grass that paled or darkened as the wind curved and smoothed it. Behind us the forest was decked out in the most vivid of greens and scarlets – harsh and intense colours. Before us, in this strange mountain world of grass, the colours were soft and delicate – fawns, pale greens, warm browns, and golds. The smoothly crumpled hills covered with this pastel-tinted grass could have been an English scene: the downland country of the south on a larger scale. The illusion was spoilt, however, by the sun, which shone fiercely and steadily in a completely un-English manner.
From then onwards the road resembled a switchback, and we rattled and squeaked our way down into valleys, and coughed and grunted our way up the steep hillsides. We had paused on one hilltop to let the engine cool again, and I noticed in the valley ahead a village, looking at that distance like an irregular patch of black toadstools against the green. When the engine was switched off, the silence descended like a blanket; all we could hear was the soft hiss of the grass moved by the wind and, from the village far below us, the barking of a dog and the crowing of a cockerel, the sounds tiny and remote but clear as a bell. Through my field-glasses I could see that there was some activity going on in the village: crowds of people milled round the huts, and I could see the flash of machetes and spears, and the occasional glint of a gaudy sarong.
‘Na whatee dat palaver for dat place?’ I asked the driver.
He peered down the hill, screwing up his eyes, and then turned to me, grinning delightedly.
‘Na market, sah,’ he explained, and then, hopefully. ‘Masa want to stop for dat place?’
‘You tink sometime we go find beef for sale dere?’
‘Yes, sah!’
‘For true?’
‘For true, sah!’
‘You lie, bushman,’ I said in mock anger. ‘You want to stop for dis place so you go find corn beer. No be so?’
‘Eh! Na so, sah,’ admitted the driver, smiling, ‘but sometimes Masa go find beef there also.’
‘All right, we go stop small time.’
‘Yes, sah,’ said the driver eagerly, and sent the lorry hurtling down the slope towards the village.
The big huts, with their conical thatched roofs, were grouped neatly round a small square which was shaded with groups of young eucalyptus trees. In this square was the market; in the patchwork of light and shadow under the slim trees the traders had spread their wares on the ground, each on his own little patch, and around them thronged the villagers in a gesticulating, chattering, arguing wedge. The wares offered for sale were astonishing in their variety and, sometimes, in their incongruity. There were freshwater catfish, dried by wood smoke and spitted on short sticks. These are unpleasant-looking fish when alive, but when dried and shrivelled and blackened by the smoking they looked like some fiendish little juju dolls, twisted into strange contortions by a revolting dance. There were great bales of cloth, some of it the highly coloured prints so beloved of the African, imported from England; more tasteful was the locally woven cloth, thick and soft. Among these patches of highly coloured cloth were an odd assortment of eggs, chickens in bamboo baskets, green peppers, cabbages, potatoes, sugar-cane, great gory hunks of meat, giant Cane Rats, neatly gutted and hung on strings, earthenware pots and cane baskets, eroco-wood chairs, needles, gunpowder, corn beer, gin-traps, mangoes, pawpaws, enemas, lemons, native shoes, lovely raffia-work bags, nails, flints, carbide and cascara, spades and leopard skins, plimsolls, trilbys, calabashes full of palm wine, and old kerosene tins full of palm and groundnut oil.
The inhabitants of the market were as varied and as curious as the wares offered for sale: there were Hausa men clad in their brilliant white robes and little white skull-caps; local chieftains in multi-coloured robes and richly embroidered caps with tassels; there were the pagans from distant mountain villages, wearing nothing but a scrap of dirty leather round the loins, their teeth filed to points, their faces tattooed. For them this represented a teeming metropolis, and the market was perhaps the high spot of the year’s amusements. They argued fiercely, waving their arms, pushing each other, their dark eyes shining with delight, over such things as cocoa yams or Cane Rats; or else they stood in little groups gazing with hopeless longing at the toppling piles of multi-coloured cloth, milling round from one vantage point to another, in order to get the best views of these unobtainable luxuries.
My staff and the lorry driver disappeared into this pungent, swirling crowd like ants into a treacle tin, and I was left to wander round by myself. After a time I decided to try to take some photographs of the pagan tribesmen, so I set up the camera and started to focus it. Immediately, pandemonium broke loose; the tribesmen with one accord dropped their goods and chattels and fled for the nearest shelter, screaming wildly. Rather bewildered by this, for the average African is generally only too pleased to have his photograph taken, I turned to a Hausa standing close by and asked him what was the matter. The explanation was interesting: apparently the pagans knew what a camera was, and knew that it produced pictures of the people it was pointed at. But they were firmly convinced that with each photograph taken the photographer gained a small portion of his subject’s soul, and if he took many photographs he would gain complete control over the person in question. This is a good example of witchcraft being brought up to date; in the old days if you obtained some of your victim’s hair or toe-nails you had great power over him; nowadays if you get a photograph it apparently acts just as well. However, in spite of the reluctance on the parts of my subjects, I did manage to get a few shots of them, by the simple method of standing sideways on, looking in the opposite direction, and taking the photographs from under my arm.
It was not long before I discovered something that drove all thoughts of photography and witchcraft out of my head. In one of the dark little stalls that lined the square I caught a flash of reddish fur, and, moving over to investigate, I found the most delightful monkey on the end of a long string, squatting in the dust and uttering loud and penetrating ‘prroup’ noises. She had light ginger-coloured fur, a white shirt-front, and a mournful black face, and the strange noises she was making sounded like a cross between a bird cry and the friendly greetings of a cat. She sat and watched me very intently for a few seconds, and then she got up suddenly and started to dance. First she rose on her hind legs and jumped up and down vigorously, holding her long arms wide apart, as though she were going to clasp me to her bosom. Then she got down on all fours and started to bounce like a ball, all four feet leaving the ground, her jumps getting higher and higher the more excited she became. Then she stopped and had a short rest before starting on the next part of the dance; this consisted of standing on all fours, keeping her hindquarters quite still, while she flung her forequarters from side to side like a pendulum.
Having demonstrated the outline, she then showed me what could be done by a really experienced dancing monkey, and she twirled and leapt and bounced until I felt quite dizzy. I had been attracted to her from the first, but this wild dervish dance was irresistible, and I felt that I simply had to buy her. I paid her owner twice what she was worth and carried her off triumphantly. I bought her a bunch of bananas at one of the stalls, and she was so overcome by my generosity that she repaid me by wetting all down the front of my shirt. I rounded up the staff and the driver, all breathing corn beer, and we climbed into the lorry and continued our journey. The monkey sat on my knee, stuffing her mouth with bananas and uttering little cries of excitement and pleasure as she watched the scenery out of the window. In view of her accomplishment, I decided to call her Pavlova, and Pavlova the Patas monkey she became forthwith.
We drove on for some hours, and by the time we were nearing our destination the valleys were washed with deep purple shadows and the sun was sinking leisurely into a thousand scarlet-and-green feathers of cloud behind the highest range of western hills.
We knew when we reached Bafut, for there the road ended. On our left lay an enormous dusty courtyard surrounded by a high red brick wall. Behind this was a great assembly of circular huts with high thatched roofs, clustered round a small, neat villa. But all these structures were dominated and dwarfed by an edifice that looked like an old-fashioned bee-hive, magnified a thousand times. It was a huge circular hut, with a massive domed roof of thatch, black and mysterious with age. On the opposite side of the road the ground rose steeply, and a wide flight of some seventy steps curved upwards to another large villa, shoe-box shaped, its upper and lower storeys completely surrounded by wide verandas, the pillars of which were hung with bougainvillaea and other creepers in great profusion. This, I realized, was to be my home for the next few months.
As I got stiffly out of the lorry, an arched doorway in the far wall of the large courtyard opened and a small procession made its way across to where I stood. It consisted of a group of men, most of them elderly, clad in flowing multi-coloured robes that swished as they moved; on their heads they wore little skull-caps which were thickly embroidered in a riot of coloured wools. In the midst of this group walked a tall, slim man with a lively and humorous face. He was dressed in a plain white robe, and his skull-cap was innocent of decoration, yet, in spite of this lack of colour, I at once singled him out as the only one of any importance in the little cavalcade, so regal was his manner. He was the Fon of Bafut, ruler of the great grassland kingdom we had been travelling through and its immense population of black subjects. He was enormously wealthy, and he ruled his kingdom, I knew, with an intelligent, if slightly despotic, cunning. He stopped in front of me, smiling gently, and extended a large and slender hand.
‘Welcome,’ he said.
It was not until later that I learnt he could speak pidgin English as well as any of his subjects, but for some reason he was shy of his accomplishment, so we talked through an interpreter who stood, bent deferentially, translating my speech of welcome through his cupped hands. The Fon listened politely while my speech was translated, and then he waved one huge hand at the villa on top of the slope above us.
‘Foine!’ he said, grinning.
We shook hands again, then he walked back across the courtyard with his councillors and disappeared through the arched doorway, leaving me to install myself in his ‘foine’ house.
Some two hours later, when I had bathed and eaten, a messenger arrived and informed me that the Fon would like to visit me for a chat if I had sufficiently ‘calmed’ myself after my journey. I sent back a reply to the effect that I was quite calmed and that I would be delighted to receive a visit from the Fon; then I got out the whisky and awaited his coming. Presently he arrived, accompanied by his small retinue, and we sat on the veranda in the lamplight and talked. I drank his health in whisky and water, and he drank mine in neat whisky. We talked, at first, through an interpreter, but as the level of the whisky fell the Fon started to speak pidgin English. For two hours I was fully occupied in explaining my mission in his country: I brought out books and photographs of the animals I wanted, I drew them on bits of paper and made noises like them when all else failed, and all the time the Fon’s glass was being replenished with frightening regularity.
He said that he thought I should be able to get most of the animals I had shown him, and he promised that the next day he would send some good hunters to work for me. But, he went on, the best thing for him to do was to spread the word among his people so that they would all try to ‘catch beef’ for me; the best opportunity for this, he explained, was in about ten days’ time. Then there was to be a certain ceremony: apparently his subjects, on an appointed day, gathered large quantities of dry grass from the hills and valleys and brought it into Bafut so that the Fon could re-thatch the roof of the great juju house and the roofs of his innumerable wives’ houses. When the grass had been brought in he provided the food and drink for a feast. There would be many hundreds of people at this ceremony, assembled from all over the surrounding countryside, and the Fon explained that this would be an ideal opportunity for him to make a speech and explain to his people what I wanted. I agreed heartily, thanked him profusely, and refilled his empty glass. The level in the bottle fell lower and lower, until it was obviously innocent of even the most reluctant drops of liquid. The Fon rose majestically to his feet, stifled a hiccup, and then held out a hand.
‘I go!’ he proclaimed, waving in the vague direction of his small villa.
‘I’m sorry too much,’ I said politely; ‘you like I go walk for road with you?’
‘Yes, my friend,’ he beamed. ‘Na foine!’
I called for a member of the staff, who came running at the double carrying a hurricane lantern. He preceded us as we walked down the veranda towards the steps. The Fon was still clasping my hand in his, while with the other he gestured at the veranda, the rooms, and the moonlit garden some thirty feet below, muttering ‘Foine, foine,’ to himself in a self-satisfied way. When we reached the top of the long flight of steps he paused and stared at me pensively for a moment, then he pointed downwards with one long arm:
‘Sheventy-foif step,’ he beamed.
‘Very fine,’ I agreed, nodding.
‘We go count um,’ said the Fon, delighted at the idea. ‘Sheventy-foif, we go count um.’
He draped a long arm around my shoulders, leant heavily upon me, and we descended to the road below, counting loudly. As he could not remember the English for any number higher than six we got somewhat confused half-way down, and on reaching the bottom we found that according to the Fon’s reckoning there were three steps missing.
‘Sheventy-two?’ he asked himself; ‘no, na, sheventy-foif. Which side dey done go?’
He glared fiercely at his cringing retinue, who were waiting in the road, as though