Vampire
By Amy Mah
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This very funny vampire novel is very different from your normal vampire book and not just because it is bursting with full colour art fitted in with the text showing the life of a young vampire forced to walk about in a transparent nightdress all day without underwear because that is what female vampires are supposed to do! “The massacre on 22nd and 3rd was greatly exaggerated by the human newspapers and not altogether my fault. It was my very first hunting trip, and a girl should not be judged by her first bite night. And no one ever talks about me saving the life of that cat. Besides, most of them kind of killed themselves without any help from me...."
Books With Teeth Reviews:Vampire: By Amy Mah offers exactly what I was looking for in a Vampire novel. She creates a vampire society that lives just out of sight of humans but close enough to get a midnight snack...or take out if they feel like staying home! The story takes place around the life of Amy Mah a typical teenage girl in every way except for instead of painting her nails and worrying about shoes she polishes her Fangs and sharpens her claws both hand and foot! That of course does not sound typical at all but for Amy it is. Our teenage Vampire soon finds herself swept up in a world of social intrigue and ancient hierarchy as she enters the hidden world of the Vampires. Adopted by her ""Uncle"" and ""Aunt"" Pinkbat, Amelia becomes one of the clan and quickly finds she needs to grow up fast and catch up on the rules of being a Vampire if she is to survive long in a cut throat society filled with political feuds and clan territorial disputes. Being a Vampire is not as Romantic as Hollywood makes it out to be! Amy has a writing style that is refreshing and well thought out. She handles the romance tastefully and you can tell the character is an extension of the author herself. The illustrated version is a real treat because you get to see, obviously, illustrations of the characters done by the talented Heby Sim. This adds a significant value to the book. I suggest that everyone read this book. Give it a try because there will be more coming from this EXTREMELY talented author.
Amy Mah
About the Author The Author Amelia Mah is a 20 something snarky, sarcastic and cynical author who has a very popular blog of how she sees the world from the point of view of a modern teenage vampire Following the success of her first book "FANGS RULE A girls guide to being a vampire" she had now expanded the idea of life as a teenage vampire into a full novel Amelia has given her avatar her own name so you can see the world first hand from a very bored teenage vampire that has been forced to remain a teenager for far too long She may have very good teeth and the ability to hang from ceilings but life is far from easy. Today's world is difficult for everyone, especially teenagers. They face the stresses of school, deciding whom to date, and the biggie of sex, just to name a few. Imagine all of those things ten times worse, and you might get an idea of what it's like being a living, breathing teenage vampire. At last, the world can read about the life of a girl with good teeth, her problems with strong sunlight that gave her spots, and the sunblock that made her hair go yucky and produced more spots. Yes, sunlight was dangerous, as she could be the first teenager in history to die from terminal acne! In her everyday life, older vampires expected her to walk about at night in the traditional female uniform, a see-through, 18th-century nightdress, without undies! Well, this female vampire knew why the cold winds blowing along the corridors were called, "male winds," so she wore her see-through nightdress over jeans and a very thick jumper. To be sure that people would still know she was a vampire, the jumper had a very large, pink bat on it. At last the world can read the diary of a girl with good teeth and Amy does have very good sharp teeth. She knows that the world is personally out to get her. You could say that life sucks for her. Everyday she faces death in many horrible ways and it's called going to High School.
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- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Written with a very unique voice and style, this books starts a bit slow, but is well worth continuing - once the action starts, it's hard to put down! A very fun (and funny), and very interesting take on vampires. I loved the non-human but relatable characters and culture that Amy Mah has created. The concept of vampires as a non-human species with very different instincts and expectations is rarely seen these days, and Amy Mah does it well!
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Vampire - Amy Mah
Chapter 1
-Trust Me; I’m a Vampire
Okay, so I am a vampire; so what? Yes, I do bite, so just shut up, human readers, and listen, or you will discover just how sharp my fangs are.
Look, I’m not undead, but I am not human, either; I’m just a girl that happens to have better teeth than you do. I am a living vampire, so not dead (with or without a un,
okay)? You didn’t know that there were real living vampires? Well, that is not my fault, so try and not tell everyone of your ignorance, as my auntie always says; let people think you are an idiot without opening your mouth and proving it to them. And you humans are just so wrong about what real life as a vampire is like. Stupid and wrong: yes, I know you are only a pre-packed lunch on legs, but at least try and see the world from the point of a different species (and may I say, superior life form), namely me.
Being a vampire is not like in the movies; it is boring, and having the whole world out to get you just because you have better teeth than they do is unfair and totally specie-ist. I don’t go on about humans having short puny teeth and odd smells, now, do I?
Well, to try and educate you a little before the bell rings and you all go back to the trees with the other apes, I am going to explain just how and why my life is so unfair in being a teenage vampire.
Where should I start? No, not at the beginning, unless you wish me to discuss potty training or my special gift of being sick over things that were dry-clean only. Instead, let me start at the worst age possible, like right now: a teenager, and at a time in my life when I could die a thousand deaths daily in indescribable ways as I am forced to face the unending, living hell. Yes, you guessed it; it’s called high school.
And by the way, my name is Amy, and this is my life, if you can call it a life. Okay, so just sit back, shut up, and let me tell you all about it; if you fidget, then I should warn you that I was not joking about having better teeth than you, and they are sharp!
I also have good night vision. Okay, so I’m also slightly pigeon-toed, but we won’t go into that, so darkness is safe for me up to the point of tripping over dark-colored objects that some idiot has left lying about.
Vampires can ignore the problems of lack of light when we feed; yes, that is the correct term. Saying that one is slurping blood and burping
just does not sound correct, and with me, it is sometimes all splashing and making slurping noises. So I’m a messy eater; want to make something out of it?
It is dark when I eat, and heck, I said good night vision; I did not say it was as good as military night glasses, did I?
It would be nice if things could go right for just one day, like remembering to take one’s sports kits actually on a day you will be doing it. I can still remember that time I had to play in my underwear! Okay, so I was eight at the time, but it’s something one remembers. Not that I should even be doing outside games: I have a doctor’s note saying due to a lack of something or other, my skin burns easily in strong light.
Er ….vampires and sunlight …get it? No, I don’t burst into flames; and as to glowing, the saying is, Horses sweat, men perspire, and women glow.
Okay, okay, so you could say that when I get hot, I glow like a horse. Well, my human family’s nickname for me is Horse,
and I can bite like one as well (but with a lot sharper teeth)-not that I have ever bitten anyone.
Besides, it has taken me years to live down the time I tried to turn into a bat, which is just another thing the films are so wrong about. Being caught flapping one’s arms up and down and running along a school corridor trying to fly is the sort of event that has a tendency to follow one through school like a bad smell, and you can end up on the receiving end of some very cruel names.
To change the subject, Amy had been looking forward to this all day, and her tummy was beginning to make some interesting sounds.
She slowly opened her mouth wide, yawning as she did so that she could feel her fangs began to descend.
No, I don’t know how they do it, and yes, I have tried putting a mirror in my mouth to watch. When I do that, they must get shy as they will refuse to appear if I watch. Think of it as something like removing a bra without taking the t-shirt off when changing for games; it works when you try it at home, but you end up strangling yourself when you try it in company. Look, stop asking questions, and let me carry on. Sigh.
The metal tangy smell of the wet blood of the victim was causing Amy’s mouth to water in anticipation of the taste that was soon to follow. Her fangs were now at their maximum length, which is quite impressive if I do say so myself. It just was not something you can go and put on job applications (well, not if it’s the sort of job that involves smiling at people).
The need for blood was now so strong that Amy could no longer wait. Think of it as having a piece of chocolate placed in your mouth and not being allowed to chew it up. Well, it is like that, apart from still not being able to chew it (and if blood looks brown, then it tastes a bit off).
Amy pounced on the target and sank her fangs deep into the flesh, but instead of the pleasure she was expecting, there was pain: so much pain that tears filled her eyes and she wanted to scream and scream until the agony of knowing that she had been stabbed hit her.
Amy of course knew that to scream in this situation would be pointless, so after cursing first with pain and then about the lack of curse words she knew, she lashed out with her arms and by luck more than judgement hit a switch. Immediately, the room was filled with a cold, flickering neon light. Tears rolled down her cheeks, and as Amy looked down at her poor chest area with blurred vision, she cursed out loud.
Frigging heck! That’s another shirt ruined. This is so not right, darn it! I’m a vampire, so how can I miss biting into a dead lump of meat again!!
Lying across her chest was a large, raw and very bloody steak that had been lovingly purchased on the way home after school today; the blood, which should now be filling Amy’s mouth, was instead currently leaving a large, very interesting and probably permanent stain on a new white blouse. The pain was, of course, due to biting herself yet again, which was also the reason why she had dropped her precious midnight snack.
Why don’t they give instruction books with the fangs, or at least a label with washing instructions? Suddenly, one day she had discovered that she had fangs (which came as one heck of a shock, let me tell you). At least with periods, they hand out leaflets and sample packs of- no, that’s getting off the subject.
It was only by accident that Amy had discovered that her new eating tools extended unbidden to full length when yawning. She could use chopsticks with no problem; it was expected when you looked Asian. Besides, if you failed to grab what you wanted with a pair of little sticks at a group meal, someone else quickly would. As to speaking Chinese, well, that was a different matter. Believe me when I say that four tone difference in word pronunciation does not come with the skin color.
Going back to fangs: well, like your first period, finding out that you have such appendages is not a welcome experience. They first appeared the very first week when Amy was a freshman in high school, scoring a 10/10 on the dork scale. She had an accidental yawn that turned into a full vampire attack during religious philosophy, as if some satanic force wished to get its side over on the subject.
It was just lucky that most of the class was asleep, and the teacher either thought they were plastic or that Amy should change her dentist, as she told her that young ladies should cover their mouths when they yawn. Then she set Amy a 2000-word essay on why vampirism cannot exist in the modern world!
So here I am now, an evil, blood-sucking denizen of the night having to gently pull my impaled hand off my own fangs.
Well, Amy thought, perhaps I can be ahead of a fashionable new trend on having body piercing for the hands, or perhaps I could start one; someone had to invent ear piercing and nose rings. An eyebrow ring was always in style, and she could already wear lip rings from the number of times she had bitten herself! By the way, instantly healing only happens in the movies, unless you call using sticky plasters and waiting for it to itch and scab over instant healing; personally, I do not.
So was Amy a living undead? And what the heck was undead
supposed to mean? Amy’s dictionary did not even have it listed as a real word, so apart from vampires being known as undead
(like zombies), all she knew was that she was a living vampire; perhaps undead
should be reserved just for things like zombies. The closest thing that she had seen was Mr. McGregor, who taught history. He had very flaky skin and a graveyard cough, plus he was old enough to have lived through most of the history he taught, so perhaps he was the nearest the school had to a zombie.
Anyway, enough of this deep thinking. Amy grabbed her steak up with her non-fashionable, free-of-holes other hand. She shoved as much as she could fit into her mouth and sucked.
Woooooooow, that’s better! Okay, and just where in any book did it say that vampires couldn’t be messy eaters? I did just tell you this; you are listening, aren’t you?
After cleaning the splattered blood off her face and putting the blouse in the sink to soak with the vague hope that she could wear it again (and not just for Halloween), Amy lay on her bed with her feet in the air. As I said before (the same as every other teenager), I know that the world is personally out to get me. What I can’t work out is what I did to piss it off so badly that it has taken me on as a personal challenge, darn it! And yes, I should really learn some new curse words. Saying piss was a mistake, as Amy now realized that she needed to go back to the bathroom. Well, at least it saved a double trip, she thought, as I needed to attend to my teeth (yet another thing the books forgot to tell anyone wishing to become a vampire). Along with the bloodsucking came lots and lots of cleaning and regular trips to the bathroom.
It also took a long time to clean them, due to having so many. The books talk about vampire fangs: two sharp pointed teeth, which is a load of crap. My mouth would make a sabre-toothed piranha jealous. Besides, it was not just the after-meal ritual and the constant feeling that you had been sucking on rusty nails; it was also that Amy so loved the taste of the toothpaste, and I am sure there is no harm in swallowing it instead of spitting it out. Well, I heard once that toothpaste has calcium in it, and with my teeth, I need lots of calcium!
On returning to her bedroom, cleaner but still licking her lips, Amy kicked off her slippers and jumped on the bed, stretching out her toes as her old laptop booted up, She looked down admiringly at her feet followed by her hands, forgetting the frigging fangs for the moment. This is what is cool about being a vampire: claws.
Amy made what could be called a tiger move, which looked more like she was trying to pick up an invisible baseball, and growled. Okay, the growl was not needed, but neither is hissing, and female vampires always do in the movies. Anyway, as her growl deepened, first Amy’s fingernails then her toenails slowly turned into claws.
She never understood how they did it. It felt like they were sliding out from the fingers, but they were completely invisible until needed, and they alone made up for Amy’s diet of iron tablets, constipation and fear of standing too closely to magnets. The claws were also wonderfully useful for so many things; Amy could open any type of packaging no matter how the manufacturers thought up clever ways to prevent normal people from opening their products.
Yes this is normal exercise for a vampire!
Chapter 2
What the Heck?
See? I said my life was boring! Nothing ever happens-err, well, apart from what happened to me two days later… That was when my whole life changed; you will notice I did not say got better. It was a Friday, and Amy normally loved Fridays. Like Saturdays, they were not school nights, so her auntie let Amy go out on a prowl. Not that my auntie knows that I am a vampire; she just thinks it is normal that teenagers my age hang around graveyards, spend all their allowance on raw meat and sunblock lotion, and go through three miles of dental floss a month. Apart from being human, she is crazy; yes, I did say crazy. Well, she likes to sleep on the roof at night in case of burglars, and during the summer, she sleeps naked! And, like, she is old. If Google maps ever decides to photograph our house from the air, someone is going to have one heck of a shock!
Amy
Walking alone at night had never been a problem for Amy as she had good night vision. Again, I have said this sort of stuff before, but as mostly stupid humans will be reading this, I try to speak slowly and explain long words. Look, the hours of darkness have a comfortable feel to them. I am not sure I can explain, but imagine a warm blanket of darkness and, well, it is not like that at all, but you get the idea.
As for sleeping, Amy could still sleep in the next morning just like any normal girl her age. No matter how much night sleep she got, however, she always felt the same the next day, and that is normally crappy. You might ask if she worried about her safety; the worst that could happen to a vampire out walking would be to run into Van Helsing holding a hammer and a sharp piece of wood. The second worst thing would be meeting a stupid, short-sighted rapist that failed to read the logo on Amy’s shirt that said, I’m a vampire, now P… off!
Tonight, she was lucky, as only the second worst thing happened. Sigh. And when I say as a teenage girl that meeting a rapist is only a minor thing, you can see how crappy my life truly is.
At least her auntie got very good cell phone reception on the roof. Just as Amy was tying to text her and tell her that she was going to stay with a friend overnight and not to worry, suddenly, out of nowhere, some maniac lunged at her, causing her to drop her phone. From the unpleasant sound it made, Amy just knew it had broken. And being the third one I have dropped this year, I also know for a fact that my auntie will never, ever buy me another one. Therefore, my whole limited social life and any future love life I might have were now as good as flushed down the toilet.
Without so much as a, Mind if I grope you, miss?
this bum just grabbed her! Of all things, the first thought that went through Amy’s mind was the fact that he smelled of out-of-date dairy products, which would be a great help later on a wanted poster. With his hand covering her mouth, all she could do was mumble; even if he understood, Amy doubted that he would let go of her just because she was trying to tell him that she was one very pissed off vampire just out taking a walk.
As he pushed her towards the wall, Amy kicked him hard: as hard as she could. So much for self-defense lessons, as he just ignored it! Amy thought that it was yet another failure on the part of the standard vampire movies; not all vampires are martial arts experts with super strength.
The kick was not fully ignored, as he then punched Amy in the stomach. Vampires came in two sorts: the super strong, and Amy’s sort, the type who feel weak and sickly most days and constipated the rest of the time.
All her super vampire defenses were useless due to him having a hand over her mouth, which stopped Amy from yawning or growling: the only two ways she had to summon her weapons. After being punched in the stomach, her most potent defense now was to throw up all over him, and unless he moved his hand, even that would not work.
At this point in time, Amy was not so much worried about reluctantly losing her virginity followed by her life but instead more on the lines of why he was able to hold her down with a single hand over her mouth when she was supposed to be a dark denizen of the night. She knew that she should have been frightened, but this was not the time to try to multitask, as Amy was far too busy trying not to be sick and choke to death on her own vomit.
As she felt his other hand undoing and then pulling at her jeans, any faint hopes that this was a mistake and he was just lost and wanted help finding his way home were fast diminishing. Amy did not need to be a straight-A student to know just what his current intentions were, so to stop herself from being sick, she bit him. Anyone so stupid as to cover someone’s mouth with a hand deserves to be bitten, and to stick one’s hand over a vampire’s mouth just borders on insanity.
Amy was surprised to find that sharp teeth and fangs were now filling her mouth without needing the standard, jaw-cracking yawn to activate them. And as she clamped her jaws together, she remembered that the girls’ personal self defense class had not gotten past the kicking-in-the-nuts technique. She was sure that what she could do with her teeth would hurt him far more than any good nut-kicking. Not only was it extremely painful to have needlesharp teeth bite into your flesh, but Amy also had four highly polished fangs that did not just bite but impaled things, like hands. She knew from bitter personal experience that it really, and I mean really, really hurt. Amy had stabbed herself so often that she had put heavy duty gardening gloves on her birthday present list. She now mentally added a new phone to that list due to this idiot. Who in his right mind would try and rape a vampire by first placing a hand over her mouth!? Didn’t he watch late-night horror shows?
As his other hand now struck her, strangely it did not cause any interest as Amy’s full attention was on the new taste in her mouth. The blood from that impaled hand was proving to taste better than any raw steak, and he was leaking so much blood that it was now filling her mouth so quickly that Amy had to swallow fast so that none escaped. With his third blow, she grabbed his fist without thinking and squeezed it until a long stream of swear words that Amy tried to memorize for future use hinted that it was his turn tonight to be pissed off by events.
Slightly dizzily, and in a red blur, Amy let go of his hand, belched and sighed out loud as she dropped to her knees.
Wow! I’ve found something better than chocolate!
Her vision was suddenly sharper than normal, and colors seemed to be different: more vivid and kind of pinkish as she watched him slowly stumble backwards. The surprise at what had happened, however, changed to disappointment as Amy saw him pull a gun out. Rapists always used knives, didn’t they? It was an unwritten rule, along with having a dominant mother.
This bum had clearly not read the rulebook, mind you, Amy thought. She was a little impressed that he still had a working hand to hold the gun with, and her next thought was to wonder if vampires were bulletproof. Was it only silver bullets that could harm us, or was that just werewolves?
The chance to find out if lead was dangerous if taken internally was lost as a man that Amy had failed to see standing behind the rapist leaned forward and snapped his neck.
She looked down at the now very dead rapist then looked up at the stranger; was he also a vampire? He was definitely a well-dressed businessman in a three-piece suit, so lawyer or vampire or perhaps both. If he wasn’t a vampire, then he really should book an appointment with a good dentist and buy a nail file, Amy thought. Either way, he was the sort of businessman who could make a real killing in the city.
What should I do? What should I say? Before needing to worry if she should thank him or scream, he spoke.
Are you a Masochist?
Wondering what her religious views could possibly have to do with him just appearing from thin air and killing a man, all Amy could do was tell the truth as best as she could.
Err-No, I am a Buddhist. Well, kind of-err. Like, not the vegetarian sort.
For some reason, this stopped him, and Amy could see an eye twitch as he was trying to think of a reply. Then he went adult on her.
Just what were you doing, letting a meal treat you like that? Didn’t your parents ever tell you not to play with your food? Waste not, want not; now finish him up before he starts to congeal. There are vampires around the world killing each other for a meal like that. Well? What are you waiting for?
Amy’s head was swimming so much that it should have been wearing a bikini, and her eyes were telling her that the world had turned a very nice shade of pink in color.
Just because you are feral (and that means wild if that helps), you should not leave a meal to cool down. It is bad for your digestion.
Amy wanted to say, thank you, that is so kind of you to explain,
in a sarcastic way, but she did not get the chance as he just pushed her head down towards the very dead-looking corpse. Not that she had seen many corpses to know the normal look; this was her first one.
Amy did not wish to be this close to this guy when he was alive, let alone now when he was lying about breaking several city hygiene laws littering the sidewalk. As she turned to point this out to her pompous rescuer, to her embarrassment, her tummy rumbled. She found that her mouth was again full of far more teeth than was normal for a girl her age.
It must have been the smell of blood that was doing strange things to her body; if he had still been alive, he would have been more than a little surprised at the way Amy really wanted his body. This feeling was nothing like what raw steak could do for her. Without any control, her fangs took it upon themselves to clamp tightly around his neck. As soon as the blood touched her lips, she was lost in a red mist, like when you start to drink when you’re really thirsty. You know that you will only stop when the glass is empty or the bubbles go down the wrong way and you end up being sick…err, or is that just me?
Anyway, after some unknown amount of time, the businessman tried to pull Amy off, saying that she had had enough, so she slashed out at him with fully extended claws that no longer needed baseball moves and growls to activate them, making a very neat, red cut across his chest. This automatic reflex surprised him as much as it did her; I don’t normally have urges to rip heads off of businessmen. Then her surprise turned to pain; he said something she did not catch then and slapped her so hard that she banged her head on the nearby wall and must have been knocked unconscious as the world went dark.
As she slowly came to, Amy felt a chill, and her whole head hurt. The ground was cold and damp and not so much ground as a large flat roof. No longer with a red haze, her eyes tried to focus. She knew the reason for feeling cold when she saw the neat little pile of clothes that should have been on her body doing the job of keeping her warm that were instead creating an interesting work of art at the feet of the businessman.
She got to her feet and reached out to grab her things, hugging them close to her chest and forcing herself to ask the obvious question:
What did you do to me?
It did not help that he smiled as he looked at the way Amy was attempting (and failing) to hide as much as of her body as she could behind jeans and a top.
Do? My dear, I can DO whatever I wish to DO to you!
At this point, Amy’s claws began to extend, and even though the red haze had retreated, she could remember the feeling of power that the blood had given her. It was still there in the background, ready to be called upon.
Being male means that one does not have to be nice: well-mannered, yes; well-dressed, yes, but nice? No; any bits of nice vanish as soon as the fangs come out.
At this, she could not hold back. Well, I also have sharp teeth!
In a flash, Amy was fully armed, and if she could not bite him then she knew her claws could tear him apart. If they could open the post-office-delivery-man-proof packets my aunties sent me from Asia, then they could open anything.
She knew she looked like something from a horror movie, that something that usually appeared on the screen just before the screaming started. Amy was fully armed and deadly, and that would have been a lot more impressive if he had not smiled and slapped her.
Ouch!
It really hurt, and it also knocked her off her feet so that she landed back on the ground in a heap. She didn’t like the way he was smiling; if sharks had a smiling contest, then this guy would win gold in it. Amy had thought that her teeth were impressive, but his no longer fit in his mouth. All she could think of was a school trip to a museum and seeing a sabre-toothed cat jumping on a stone-age man.
If little Hell Cats bare their teeth to their elders and betters, then they better have good dental insurance or learn to eat all their meals through a straw in the future; didn’t your mother ever teach you how to talk to your betters?
At this point it probably would have been best to keep silent, but Amy’s mouth didn’t listen to this sensible advice.
Keep my mom out of this! My parents are both dead; if not, you would be the one with broken teeth after my dad sorted you out!
He flashed the smile again. Crap! That sabre-toothed cat would have wet itself before attacking something with these teeth.
"I am sure that would have