All She Wrote: Holmes & Moriarity 2
By Josh Lanyon
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A murderous fall down icy stairs is nearly all she wrote for Anna Hitchcock, the “American Agatha Christie.” The cry for help from his old mentor cuts short mystery author Kit Holmes’ romantic weekend with his new lover J.X. Moriarity, and lands him an amateur sleuth gig in an elegant snowbound mansion in the Berkshires.
Unfortunately, a clever killer is still one step ahead of Kit...
Josh Lanyon
Author of 100+ titles of Gay Mystery and M/M Romance, Josh Lanyon has built a literary legacy on twisty mystery, kickass adventure, and unapologetic man-on-man romance. Her work has been translated into twelve languages. She is an EPIC Award winner, a four-time Lambda Literary Award finalist (twice for Gay Mystery), an Edgar nominee, and the first ever recipient of the Goodreads All Time Favorite M/M Author award.
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- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5I love Josh Lanyon, and most of his books just sing to me, but this one has a few especially lyric scenes - and when you find them, you'll know what I mean. This is a cozy mystery format, and I hope he writes many, many more. We meet Christopher (never Chris) Holmes again, and he is the sort of man who writes about a 70 year old sleuth and her mystery solving cat. I just enjoy his foibles, his trauma at turning 40 ('you would have thought that the previous 39 years were sufficient warning") and I love J X Moriarity. My only criticism is that JX is a little too perfect, endlessly forgiving and accommodating Kit, as he calls him.As you can see from this review, I'm far more interested in their relationship dynamics than in the mystery, which I enjoyed thoroughly, despite finding it predictable (I knew who the villain was from early on). Lanyon writes beautifully, creates great characters and I'm happy to spend time with these two and hope for many more books to come.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Mystery wise Lanyon manages to strike that delicate balance between keeping the reader guessing until the reveal and making that reveal seem obvious and inevitable once it is in fact, revealed.Romance wise, goodness gracious Kit and J.X. manage to be absolutely adorable without being cloying and sickening.Review wise I really ought to stop treating Layton's romance and mystery plots separately because certainly by this point he manages to intertwine them quite deftly.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5I liked the first book in the series even though I kind of wanted to strangle Kit. The second book was great. I had a better understanding of the Kit/Jax relationship and I could see Kit making progress on being less strangleworthy.
- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Though well written, I had a had time liking any of the characters. I finished it, but it was difficult. In addition, I figured out the who the villian was long before the protagonist.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Mystery wise Lanyon manages to strike that delicate balance between keeping the reader guessing until the reveal and making that reveal seem obvious and inevitable once it is in fact, revealed.
Romance wise, goodness gracious Kit and J.X. manage to be absolutely adorable without being cloying and sickening.
Review wise I really ought to stop treating Layton's romance and mystery plots separately because certainly by this point he manages to intertwine them quite deftly. - Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5I might have waited a whole hour after finishing Holmes & Moriarity Book 1 before I set my Kindle to shop and downloaded book 2. And that was probably only because I took a break from reading to eat dinner.
Lanyon's Holmes & Moriarity books are filling a void I hadn't realized was missing. I grew up reading mysteries--some very much like Christopher's Miss Butterwith series--and have been looking for something that captures my imagination the way they did. What can I say, I like a nice, academic, gentle mystery. And I especially like it when the good guys can't always save the day and when the bad guys aren't all bad.
With Miss Butterwith safely ensconced at a new publishing house and Christopher freed from having to develop a new series, he's a little more relaxed. Well, relaxed about his work, certainly not about his relationship with J.X. When his old mentor asks him to step in and run a writer's workshop for her he jumps at the chance and easily cancels plans with J.X. We all know how much Christopher hates writer's workshops and so does J.X. so he sees the writing on the wall when Kit bails on him yet again.
Christopher tells himself he did it for good reasons. His mentor, Anna--the American Agatha Christie--thinks someone is trying to kill her and after Christopher saved the day at his last writer's retreat she thinks he's the one to help her find out who done it. J.X. isn't buying it and neither is Christopher, not really. When Christopher gets hurt in the line of duty it's J.X. he wants and J.X. who comes.
The mystery, as with the first book, kept me guessing, and the resolution was highly satisfactory. The love story was especially interesting to me as J.X. and Kit tried to navigate their various power imbalances without hurting each other. The sex scenes were more explicit than in the first book, but still highly emotionally charged.
If you like characters with depth and shades of grey, you'll enjoy this mystery. - Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5A wonderful mystery novel. Much better than the first Holmes & Moriarity. Looking forward to the next one.
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- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Sometimes I really hate computers. I just lost a 15 paragraph review by hitting the wrong two buttons in a row.
So this will be shorter:
This sounds like the previous book but it's not the same at all and it's even better. There's more action and danger. This is not a traditional cozy mystery like the last one. They are not isolated, Holmes has been asked there, there are only a handful of people at the event and the shindig is not that important. Although I figured it out really early on, I still really enjoyed the book. There is real danger, for both of them, and there's a lot of that sweet, worrying about each other's safety that I so adore.
As is typical of Lanyon, this is a smart book. There are a lot of literary references, and a couple I must admit I didn’t know. The humor tends to be dry and often refers to literature. But sometimes it’s just funny. I laughed out loud so many times I lost count. Here are some parts that got the dogs looking at me funny. All are from pages 18- 20. If you don’t find this funny, you probably won’t find the book that funny.
She put it all together. The case of violent food poisoning that affected her but no one else in the house, the stone urn that fell off a balcony and narrowly missed crushing her, the brakes failing in her car. I heard her out in silence. Well, for me it was silence. Close to silence. I hardly interrupted at all. For me.
“Christopher, would you kindly shut up?” Anna requested at last. “This is my story. I’m trying to tell it my own way. I do know about maintaining proper levels of brake fluid. I have an excellent mechanic.”
[On being told the Anna won’t go to the police basically because the embarrassment would be intolerable.]
Not as intolerable as being dead, in my opinion, but I’m very fond of me. I’d miss me a lot.
“You’re very observant, Christopher.”
“I never noticed.”
The bed itself looked like it had been modified from a sacrificial altar on some obscure Grecian isle . . .
[description of a godawful bed that is ginormous and gaudy]
. . . There was companion furniture, of course, but it seemed to exist merely to keep the bed from brooding over its change in fortune. Stephen King could have written a book about that bed.
Moriarity is such a great lover for Holmes. He isn't co-dependent, he maintains his boundaries, but he's very sweet and very loving and he is there for Holmes when Holmes needs him. He finally calls Holmes on some of his bullshit, which is about time. He is seriously Mr. Perfect. Holmes is neurotic as ever but he's growing and we learn more about why he's the way he is and see him figuring out what's wrong with himself.
The story isn't over and the next one is supposed to be published this year sometime. I can't wait. - Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Josh Lanyon was a sort of accidental discovery, starting with an almost guilty purchase from Samhain Publishing - I just won't tell anyone about the smut I read… But this isn't smut. This is good stuff, a well-done cozy mystery (!) (in that the primary investigator is a mystery writer, these are cozies) with a couple of steamy (but not appallingly explicitly steamy) scenes worked in. All She Wrote is number two in the "Holmes and Moriarity" series – and that extra "I" in Moriarity (and the way it's handled) makes me happy, makes it less an eye-catching gimmick and more a sort of joke shared with the main characters. Christopher (Kit) Holmes is crotchety, set in his ways, fragile of confidence hiding behind a veneer of apparent arrogance, and loath to trust in good fortune since it usually comes with a sting in its tail, and I love to share his point of view. And J.X. Moriarity, the long-suffering and gorgeous… Yeah. I enjoyed the writing, so very much. A snarky, funny first-person POV, self-deprecating – the latter masking deep, deep, bleak insecurity – and with just a hint of Lord Peteresque blather. ("He who argues with a fool is a bigger fool. Or drunk. And I was neither. I wasn't drunk, anyway. Worse luck.") It's incisive and clear-sighted, and Lanyon via Kit delivers solid observation with a flair of humor ("This went beyond talent and hard work, this was gifted. This was the kind of acuity you were either born with or you weren't. Like having perfect pitch or Brad Pitt's cheekbones.") And for fun here's a quote I would l like on my gravestone, if I have one: "Did I mention I hate driving in snow? It should go without saying." More wonderful quotes: I threw a quick look back at J.X. His weary, drawn face reminded me of a young, handsome Don Quixote. I wouldn't have been surprised to spot pieces of broken windmill scattered in the sheets around him.He scooped up Victoria practically before she hit the ground, well within the five-second rule. If she'd been a potato chip, he could have still eaten her. Not something I particularly wanted to contemplate.
- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Christopher "Kit" Holmes cannot turn down a request to help out his former mentor, Anna Hitchcock. And he certainly wishes he could. But she's called to ask him to step in and host a writing retreat at her home and he must heed the call. And to do so he must cancel yet another weekend with J.X. Moriarty, his new boyfriend, putting strain on an already tenuous relationship.
But Kit finds his problems are worse than he imagined after he arrives at Anna's home. The fall that led to her injury and inability to host the event herself--well, it may not have been an accident. Anna suspects someone purposely injured her. And as Kit learns more about the various attendees at the writing retreat, he quickly learns that pretty much everyone around him has some level of motive for being the culprit. And Kit once again becomes an amateur sleuth, trying to find answers and unwittingly putting himself in danger. But will he be able to find out the truth before anyone else is hurt? And will he be able to make up with J.X. when all is said and done?
If you've read the first book in this series, you can expect a similar feel and approach in this second installment. Kit wanders unknowingly into a case and falls deep into his quest to solve it. Unexpected twists and turns fall onto his path along the way. And the danger becomes very real to him on more than one occasion. What's different here is that the ending doesn't wrap up quite as nicely as the first book. And probably not quite as nicely as most readers would like to see. But just as life is complex and doesn't always go the way we'd expect or like, I appreciate this approach on some level myself.
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All She Wrote - Josh Lanyon
Chapter One
I knew it,
J.X. said. I knew you’d do this.
I held onto my temper, although that’s a comment guaranteed to fry anyone’s fuse—and mine isn’t the longest to start with. My fuse, I mean.
"No, you didn’t. I didn’t know I’d do this. How could I have known this would happen? Anna didn’t know this would happen. If Anna had known this would happen, I’m sure she’d have done her best to avoid falling down those twenty-two flagstone steps in her garden."
And if your old former mentor hadn’t taken a tumble down the garden path and needed you to fill in for her with this writing seminar in the Berkshires, you’d have come up with some other excuse for why we couldn’t get together this weekend.
I think it was more annoying because J.X. was using that vastly reasonable tone of voice on me. Like my predictability was almost amusing. But the main reason it was annoying was because deep down inside I knew he was right. I had been thinking of possible reasons for canceling before Anna’s phone call.
I said vehemently, Bullshit.
No, it’s not.
No trace of amusement now. I wish it was.
Anna needs my help. She’s got a broken ankle and busted ribs. What was I supposed to tell her? No can do. I’ve got a hot date?
Kit…
What?
In three months we’ve seen each other three times—two of which times you had to cut the weekend short. It’s pretty obvious that this…relationship isn’t something you want to pursue.
My heart sank like a stone. I could almost hear the lonely little plop.
That’s not true,
I protested. You’re not being fair. I’m just out of one relationship. Of course I’m proceeding cautiously.
"That I could understand. The problem is, you’re not proceeding. Three times in three months is not proceeding. Your brakes are locked and your transmission is stuck in park. I think it’s bad timing, Kit. Again."
J.X. didn’t sound angry. He didn’t sound hurt. He sounded resigned. A little wry. And I knew he’d been thinking about this—as he waited for me to cancel yet again—and that his mind was already made up.
And that was probably for the best, right? Because it was bad timing. It was too soon after David. I wasn’t ready to start up again—let alone with a guy five years my junior. It was doubtless a good thing that one of us had the presence of mind to see that it was not going to work between us. We’d had our shot and it hadn’t taken. That was that.
So why did my heart keep foundering in that arctic bath, trying vainly to gain some kind of purchase on the icy walls?
What are you saying?
I asked. I’m off your Christmas card list?
I’m saying…
J.X. took a deep breath and I understood that it wasn’t as easy for him as I’d thought. I’m saying that if you ever…change your mind, give me a call.
I opened my mouth, but the words didn’t come. Not because I didn’t want to say them, but I wasn’t sure I would be saying them for the right reason—and whatever J.X. thought, I cared too much for him to say them for the wrong reason. I was trying to make my mind up when he disconnected.
Like fine wine, I do not travel well. Sure, when I was young, fresh, low in acidity and not so tannic, I was a more adventurous spirit. But at forty, divorced—or as good as—and my career having been through the shredder and back, well, let’s say I had developed a taste for home and hearth. My own home and hearth.
Especially after being involved in a homicide investigation three months earlier. Of course every cloud has its silver lining, and the bright side of my being suspected of murder was that my books, featuring intrepid spinster sleuth Miss Butterwith and her ingenious cat Mr. Pinkerton, were once again hitting the bestseller lists. Well, some of the bestseller lists. As my agent Rachel kept reminding me, platform is everything in publishing these days, and my wobbly new platform was apparently that of amateur sleuth. Which was still an improvement over my previous platform of crotchety reclusive has-been. That platform had more closely resembled a scaffold.
Anna Hitchcock was one of the few people in the world I would break my no-travel rule for. Way back when I was a student in the MFA program at UC Irvine, Anna, already touted as the American Agatha Christie, had been my professor and my advisor. She had been more. She had been a mentor and a friend. I owed my writing career—and it had been a highly successful career until recently—to Anna. So when she had called to say she desperately needed my help, even I—famous for my lack of, er, helpfulness—could hardly refuse.
Even if I’d wanted to. And I hadn’t—not least because it gave me an excellent excuse to avoid another awkward weekend with J.X.
Which was something I didn’t want to think about as I staggered off the plane at Bradley International Airport in Windsor Locks, Connecticut. Anna’s estate was in the Berkshires. Nitchfield, to be exact.
From what I remembered, Nitchfield was a historic small town right there at the intersection of Routes 202 and 63. It was in the heart of a region that referred to itself as America’s Premier Cultural Resort
. The Berkshires were popular for hiking, biking, skiing, fishing, white-water rafting, antiquing, wine tasting…you-name-iting. In the fall the area was famous for its gorgeous autumn foliage.
But this wasn’t the fall. This was dead winter. February. And Nitchfield was buried under a scenic blanket of snow. Did I mention I hate driving in snow? It should go without saying. I picked up a car at Budget Rent-A-Car and proceeded north to the Asquith Estate.
I’d been there once before, more than ten years earlier. The house, designed in 1908 by noted architect Wilson Eyre, was a registered historic place. Ten thousand square feet of hand-carved chestnut wood paneling, marble staircases, limestone fireplaces, hardwood floors, and French doors opening onto fifty acres of garden and landscaped woodland. It was an authentic classic English country estate complete with tennis court, pool, garden house and a guest cottage where the writing seminars were held.
In short, the Asquith Estate was proof that some people did still earn a nice living from writing fiction. All that it lacked was someone named Bunty and a corpse in the drawing room.
I felt qualified to apply for the part of corpse after I arrived shortly before dinner. What the idea is behind combining the serving of salty packets of dry snacks and overpriced alcohol might be, other than trying to turn airline customers into desiccated fossils, I can’t imagine.
We haven’t met.
A tall, serious-looking young blonde woman greeted me as I stood studying the stately life-sized portrait of Anna which hung over the enormous fireplace in the entry hall. She offered a cool hand. I’m Sara Mason. Anna’s PA.
Lucky Anna.
I meant lucky Anna to be able to afford a PA, but Sara gave a weary smile as though she was getting rather tired of predatory men hitting on her day in and day out. How was your trip, Mr. Holmes?
My trips are always horrible. That’s why I strenuously avoid traveling. I spared Sara the gruesome details, restraining myself to a mild, I don’t think any of the passengers will actually sue. And they did eventually find my luggage.
Sara gave me another of those polite and automatic smiles. She was taller than me, and probably about my age—it’s hard to tell with women who take care of themselves. She looked younger than I felt at the moment. Her eyes were a steely gray and her hair was that shade of blonde that is closer to white. A snow princess. I half expected to hear the tinkling sound effects for ice crystals as she beckoned me to follow her.
Anna is upstairs. She’s anxious to see you.
How is she?
Lucky.
What exactly happened?
Sara’s direct gaze faltered. An accident. She was on her way back from the guest cottage and she slipped on the garden steps. They’re icy this time of year.
She added huskily, It was a miracle she wasn’t killed.
My luggage had already been whisked upstairs by well-trained minions, but I wished I had time to splash water on my face, freshen up before I faced Anna. Not that I would dare demur once the chilly Sara had given me my marching orders.
I followed her across shining parquet floors and up a marble staircase past a gallery of oil-painted nobles who I happened to know for a fact were not related to Anna. We came at last to a walnut door in the private wing of the house.
Sara tapped politely, and I recognized Anna’s rich, cultured tones bidding us enter.
The room was furnished in soft grays and muted creams. At the far end were three banks of diamond-paned bay windows half veiled by gold and cream brocade shades and valences. The windows looked out over a frozen ornamental lake. There was a seating arrangement of chairs and loveseats in front of the windows. Against another wall was a large fireplace and across from that was a king-sized bed. Anna was ensconced in the bed. She was wearing some kind of lacy, sage-green peignoir, and she reclined against a mountain of satiny pearl-gray pillows. There was a tea tray on one side of her and a computer table on the other. But she wasn’t drinking tea and she wasn’t working at her laptop. In fact, she was staring moodily up at the delicate vines and flowers of the plaster ceiling overhead.
As Sara and I walked in, she turned to face us and a bright smile lit her tired face.
"Christopher, darling. Look at you, all grown up and sophisticated. I always thought they’d bury you in jeans and a flannel shirt." She held out a hand in greeting. Of course I’d have had to climb on top of the giant bed to take it, so I settled for circling around and bending to kiss her cheek.
Anna. It’s been too long.
And it would have been longer if I hadn’t played the guilt card.
She was chuckling, and I felt the old irresistible tug of her charm. Anna would be in her sixties by now, but you’d never guess it. Her hair was still that incredible shade of fiery copper, her eyes—always her best feature—were still wide and green and striking. Her hands and face and feet were meticulously cared for—I could tell because I could see her perfectly polished toes sticking out of the cast on her left ankle.
How did it happen?
I asked, nodding at the cast—it had several signatures scrawled on its hard shell.
"So fucking ridiculous, Anna murmured. I’d forgotten about her potty mouth. Anna always did swear like a sailor. The rumor was the irate student reports used to send shivers through the UCI administration. It takes a lot to offend the sensibilities of your average college English major.
But never mind that. How was your trip? Did the plane have to make an emergency landing? Was your luggage lost again?"
They found it. And our takeoff was only delayed about an hour.
Anna said to Sara, Christopher has the most horrendous luck traveling of anyone I know. The only way it could be worse is if the plane actually crashed.
She gave that delightful chuckle again. Do you still have to get plastered before boarding, darling?
I’m much more disciplined. I wait for in-flight service now.
Did you need anything, Anna?
Sara inquired.
No, darling.
Anna waved her away. As the door closed behind Sara, Anna said, "That girl is a fucking jewel. My ciggies are on the table, darling. Would you?"
I retrieved her cigarettes from the low table in front of the gray velvet loveseat by the window. There were white roses on the table and more of them in a crystal vase next to the bed. I handed Anna her gold cigarette case.
Lighter.
She nodded to the gilt table beside the bed.
I opened the drawer and blinked at the sight of a pistol nestled beside a couple of paperbacks—all Anna’s own—an enamel pill box and a tube of AHAVA hand lotion. The pistol was a Browning Hi-Power, which I recognized from my research for Open Season on Miss Butterwith.
Is that thing real?
I asked.
Absolutely. Guaranteed or your money back. Straight from the laboratories by the Dead Sea in Israel. The bath salts are amazing. My skin is as soft as a baby’s behind.
I mean the gun.
Oh. Yes. It’s real. Don’t worry. I have a permit.
I handed Anna her lighter. I don’t remember you packing heat before.
Things change. How’s David?
We’re not together.
She raised her eyebrows, lit her cigarette and flicked shut the lighter. Don’t tell me you finally left him? No. Of course not. Well, I can’t say I’m surprised.
She took a long drag on her cigarette and expelled a blue stream of smoke. Let me guess. He ran off with your neighbor.
My PA.
She laughed. I laughed too, although I didn’t really find it funny. I doubted if I would ever find it really funny.
Seeing anyone new?
I thought of J.X. No.
Poor you. But you’ve still got Miss Butterwith. Although I’m surprised, frankly. I’d heard through the grapevine you’d been dropped by Wheaton & Woodhouse.
Her green eyes studied me shrewdly. It was the look that used to make it impossible to come up with a good excuse for handing papers in late.
We took the series to Millbrook House’s Crime Time line.
Oh, they’ll do a lovely job. Such adorable covers. What kind of advertising budget are you getting?
I shrugged. It’s not extravagant, but it’s better than we were getting at Wheaton & Woodhouse.
A sudden silence fell between us. I could feel something was wrong, but I couldn’t put my finger on what or why. Anna was still smiling through the veil of cigarette smoke, still watching me.
What’s wrong?
I asked.
Wrong?
She gestured with her cigarette for me to pull one of the white velvet side chairs over to the bed.
I slid the chair across the glossy floor and sat down. Not that I’m not flattered by your faith in me, but I don’t have any teaching experience, and you know plenty of mystery writers a lot more successful and well-known than me. Why did you call me?
Anna smiled. Perhaps I thought it would be good for you.
That’s flattering, but I can’t imagine you’ve given me more than the occasional passing thought in the last decade.
You don’t make it easy, Christopher. You’ve cut yourself off from everyone. You don’t do signings, you don’t do conferences, you don’t do book tours. You were the best and brightest of my students, and you’ve lived up to that promise to some degree—
I snorted.
Anna shrugged, then winced in pain at the unwise move. Do you deny it? Do you deny cutting yourself off from the old crowd?
No. I’ve been focused on building my career.
Haven’t we all.
Anna’s voice was bitter. Listen, Christopher, I know what I’m talking about. My own ambition cost me my first two marriages.
Third time’s the charm?
There is someone again, yes.
Congratulations,
I said, surprised, although I guess there was no real reason for surprise. It’s not like Anna was in her dotage. Sixty is the new fifty, right? And fifty is the new forty, and forty is the new thirty. By the way, how come I didn’t feel thirty?
Thank you.
She seemed preoccupied.
I’m still not sure what I’m doing here.
Anna sighed. "All right. The truth is, I read an article in People magazine about what happened to you at that writing conference in Northern California. How you solved that murder."
Wait a minute. You’re not saying—
She gave a funny laugh. I think I am, actually. That is, I’m not absolutely positive, but I think someone might be trying to kill me.
Chapter Two
You think—
Yes. Don’t laugh.
As side-splitting as the idea of violent death is…
I stared at her doubtfully. Are you serious? You are, aren’t you?
Anna had an expression I’d never seen before—not that I really remembered all her expressions. In fact, exasperated and much tried were the only two that really rang a bell.
I’m not sure. After all these years of writing about murders I’m afraid I’m letting my imagination run away with me. There have been one or two incidents…odd occurrences.
Like what?
To start with, my fall down the garden stairs. I can’t swear to it, but I’ve been up and down those stairs a million times in winter, spring, summer and fall.
No pun intended? Listen,
I said, because you never slipped before doesn’t mean you couldn’t slip this time.
There was ice on the step. Solid ice. Not snow, not frost, not the usual thin glaze of ice. Thick ice as though someone had poured water on the stones and let them freeze over.
That’s it? That’s pretty thin, Anna. It’s not impossible that there could be some…some ice anomaly.
Mr. Wizard I am not.
There have been other things. Nothing conclusive. Nothing in itself conclusive, but when you put it all together…
She put it all together. The case of violent food poisoning that affected her but no one else in the house, the stone urn that fell off a balcony and narrowly missed crushing her, the brakes failing in her car. I heard her out in silence. Well, for me it was silence. Close to silence. I hardly interrupted at all. For me.
Christopher, would you kindly shut up?
Anna requested at last. This is my story. I’m trying to tell it my own way. I do know about maintaining proper levels of brake fluid. I have an excellent mechanic.
"The thing I don’t understand is what you imagine I could do about it if someone is trying to harm you? If this is true, you need to go to the police."
"That is what I absolutely cannot do."
Why?
What if I’m wrong?
That would be a relief, right? Personally, I wouldn’t mind looking a little paranoid in order to be wrong about people trying to kill me.
I’d be ruined. There would be no way to keep something like that quiet. This is a small town and I’m a big name.
Modesty was never Anna’s weak point.
Surely five minutes of embarrassment is worth—
It would either look like a publicity stunt or it would look like I’m losing it. Either would be intolerable.
Not as intolerable as being dead, in my opinion, but I’m very fond of me. I would miss me a lot.
Anna said, Keep in mind that the pool of suspects is small. I would be accusing a friend or a student or one of my long-time trusted employees of wishing to do me ill.
Seriously ill. Which is still better than terminally ill. I mean, you do suspect one of them of wanting you dead, right? Who is it you suspect? Everyone? Or no one? Or all of the above?
She looked pained. I’ve told you I’m not sure about any of this.
Yeah, yeah. I get that. It’s not nice to blame the friends and family of wanting to do away with you, but you must have some inkling. Some gut feeling about who it might be—assuming it’s anyone.
But that’s it. I don’t. And that’s why I want your help. You’re very observant, Christopher.
I never noticed.
For being almost totally self-absorbed, yes. You’re also surprisingly perceptive about people so long as they’re not connected to you. As glib as the Miss Butterworth novels are, you’re very good at ascribing believable motives to your characters. Especially the killers.
That’s fiction.
The best fiction captures the truth of real life.
Was there an echo in here? I remembered that mantra from way back when. Way back when I used to cut the majority of my non-writing classes or spend them scribbling stories in the back row with the stoners and sleepers.
So you’re thinking that I can snoop around and figure out if one of your merry band is planning to knock you off? I knew you didn’t drag me out here for my teaching skills because I don’t have any.
You don’t mind, do you?
She gave me the closest thing I’d ever seen to a beseeching look. I didn’t trust it for a minute. One thing Anna was not was the beseeching brand of damsel.
Do you want me to be honest or polite?
I want you to help me.
You must truly be desperate.
I am.
Well,
I said slowly, it’s your life. I’ll do what I can.
She looked relieved. That made one of us.
My room might have been the same room I’d had the last time I visited, a decade or so ago. My memories were vague. These days I was no longer impressed by