For the Love of Maude
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Hiding in history isn’t the thrill Emily thought it would be—but neither is time travel. When her husband, Dell, was seriously injured in an accident meant to free her from her past, Emily is left to await his recovery alone.
Traversing time without the man of her dreams becomes a nightmare with no apparent end until her husband’s younger self, Shane, arrives—handsome, arrogant, and ready to challenge Emily’s feelings for a husband who might not survive his injuries.
Inspired by the memory of Maude, her beloved great-great aunt, Emily tries to escape her new life, only to discover that she may have just risked everything for the love of Maude.
"For the Love of Maude" is the second book of The Dear Maude Trilogy. The first, "Dear Maude," is the award nominated story of a college graduate, whose first job is anything but conventional. Thrust into the mysterious world of time travel, Emily learns to survive by baring her soul and secrets within the pages of a journal she addresses to her great-great-aunt, and by losing her heart in a romance that knows no boundaries, including time.
Denise Liebig
A fan of everything vintage, Denise Liebig’s desire to be a fly-on-the-wall during the early 1900s was what first inspired her to write DEAR MAUDE, and later, FOR THE LOVE OF MAUDE, and FOREVER MAUDE, the books of The Dear Maude Trilogy. Her travels, family stories/ experiences, and her love of a good silent movie also lent a hand. When she’s not imagining stories about the past and writing them down, Denise lives in the present with her husband and three kids.Book Awards: Dear Maude -- 2017 Readers' Favorite Awards Bronze Medal Winner, Fiction-Tall Tale Category
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- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5This second book in the Dear Maude trilogy takes Emily Stanton deeper into the world of time travel. It is well written and imaginative. I want to finish the series and find out what happens to Emily, her husband Del, and if course, Maude.
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For the Love of Maude - Denise Liebig
Prologue
THE BLANK PAPER begged to be covered in words, but the more I stared at its nakedness, the more it teased me, reminding me of my lack of focus. I wanted to crumple it and remove the challenge of filling its space. A paper shredder came to mind, a pair of scissors, a match; but I was alone in a white room, filled with only a metal desk, gray office chair on wheels, and the paper.
I opened the solitary drawer, extending across the front of the desk, and found among its contents a pen and pencil, a gum eraser, an ink well, a fountain pen, and a blotter—modern and antique side by side, just like my life.
I scooped out the contents of the drawer and deposited them in a pile on the desk.
In need of inspiration, I separated the pencil from the other objects and placed it on the paper. It was orange, sharpened to a fine point and lacking the teeth marks my collection of pencils was known for in college. Unsanitary, but it guaranteed that no one would want to borrow one and forget to return it. I graduated with all my pencils intact—a small victory for a girl who lost everything else.
I ran my fingers across the paper, wishing the words would just appear, the ones that would tell my story from the beginning. Unfortunately, I’d forgotten where that was. I was lost somewhere in the middle, flailing around while everyone else went on with their lives.
I moved on to the tortoise-shell green fountain pen with a slight chip on the tip. It needs a new nib.
I closed my eyes and shook my head. I shouldn’t even know what that means—no one born in 1990 should.
With a quick swipe, I relocated the pencil and fountain pen, along with the ink bottle, blotter, and gum eraser into the drawer and slammed it closed.
A blue ballpoint pen remained next to the paper, on the right, as if it knew which hand would reach for it. I did its bidding, grabbing the thing and giving the end a quick click to reveal the tip.
I hadn’t written a word since I buried the journal. Addressed to my grandmother’s deceased aunt, Maude, whose friendship, wisdom, and understanding I sought even after she died, the journal had become my lifeline to the world I left behind. Now I was alone among strangers—no Maude journal, no family, no husband, just scientists who treated me as more of a specimen than a human being.
It was the first opportunity I had in months to be without an audience and think—to do something, anything, with a blank piece of paper. So, after a deep breath, I finally touched the pen to paper and began to write:
Dear Maude,
I miss you every day. I’m sorry I haven’t written in a while. I can’t—not because I lack writing supplies, but because putting my words on paper makes the last two years real. Then I’d have to admit that I’m a time traveler.
I also ask myself every day why I accepted that stupid scholarship from Evergreen Research Corporation in New York, and their job after graduation that threw me into this position. I’m still waiting for an answer. I should be the envy of my college classmates, who are probably stuck in cubicles, knowing a window office is the best they’ll ever achieve. After all, not everyone can say they graduated in 2012, worked in 1910, and then lived in so many other years that they lost track. Even if I could say these things—and so much more—I wouldn’t. Some secrets are best left hidden—or written in journals like the one I hope you found by now, buried beneath the oak tree you often described as your favorite childhood treasure-hunting spot. Besides, the world isn’t ready to discover just how manipulated history could be if Evergreen has its way.
Of course, even after I joined Evergreen, I could have smiled and nodded and gathered information for four years, then gone home to Oregon like it never happened, just as Evergreen wanted. But no. I had to meet Dell with Holtz & Sons (H&S)—the good guys, the ones who have been doing it longer, the ones who allow history to simply happen.
Worse, I did what I always promised myself I wouldn’t do—I gave up my future to be with a guy, just as Mom did and Nana Rosie before her. Unlike them, though, I didn’t get pregnant. How could I? Dell and I never consummated. This is ironic, considering our son and his descendants are the S
in H&S.
I’m so confused! With time travel, nothing is linear, especially time itself. Not only that, but Holtz & Sons’ brilliant plan to fake my death and Dell’s, then hide in history backfired…
The pen fell from my hand before I even realized I dropped it. Unable to write another word, I pushed the paper away and rested my folded arms in its place, then scooted the chair backward with my feet until my forehead met my wrist. I closed my eyes and shook my head.
You’re sure in a pickle this time, Toots!
Maude’s wise sayings had a funny way of finding their way into my head and making sense of stressful situations.
My own reply bounced up to my ears from the surface of the desk. Yeah, a big barrel of them.
I took a deep breath and left the comfort of my arms to once again stare at the paper. I pulled it to me, then brought the pen to join it:
If Evergreen hadn’t wanted to keep me single by killing Dell, we wouldn’t have had to fake our deaths in the first place! Then Dell wouldn’t have gotten so hurt that he needed the technology of 2125 to recover.
I can’t get that image out of my head, Maude. He was wrapped up in more bandages than a mummy, and what wasn’t covered was bruised or bloody or both.
I looked at the pen, wishing the words that came from it would somehow create a better picture of Dell in my mind. Sadly, it just balanced between my fingers, blue and unmoving until I started to write again:
I didn’t think he’d be gone this long—maybe a week or so, but months? I should have demanded to go with him! He said I wasn’t ready for the future, but I’m not ready for this either. We should be hiding in history together, honeymooning in various eras, while remaining dead in the eyes of Evergreen. Avoiding their discovery and whatever wrath they might impose upon me—their once most important asset—should be my only concern. Yet, here I am alone, stuck in the past under Holtz & Sons’ protection, constantly shuffled between safe houses in time frames that run together like spumoni on a summer day. What little they tell me, seems to be a bunch of lies. They keep promising a reunion with Dell, only to disappoint me each time.
I’m in the basement laboratory of one of their safe houses now, and it’s almost time to leave for my next one. I’d better stop. I’ll write more later.
Love,
Emily
I placed the pen on the desk, stretched my arms high above my head, then rose and walked to the door. I turned the knob and pulled it toward me.
Before I could even step a foot across the threshold, I was greeted by a middle-aged woman, dressed in a standard white lab coat that covered her black slacks. Most of the basement employees were from the future, but their uniforms gave nothing away. Her graying brown hair was short and grazed the bottom of her ear lobes, offering her otherwise bland appearance its only trace of personality. Yes, miss?
she asked.
"Hello, I was just wondering, when am I?" That was my favorite question, a little time travel humor.
The woman just stared.
I’m sorry,
I said. I didn’t catch your name.
I knew I wouldn’t either.
With Evergreen’s technology improving by the day, H&S security was high, and my name and location changed like the wind. The personal side of things—names, smiles, and small talk—were often lost in the shuffle. Only high-level H&S employees were privy to my real name, and as an extra security measure, I often didn’t learn theirs.
I smiled at her silence and asked my real question: I don’t suppose we’ll be leaving any time soon?
Yes. As a matter of fact, I was asked to fetch you in five minutes.
Fetch? What am I, a stick? I smiled and kept my comments to myself. Isn’t that great news? I’ll be right out.
I closed the door and stood against it, staring at the desk and the letter it held. What was I thinking? I buried my journal and its secrets for a reason, to keep it safe. I don’t need to defeat that purpose. Besides, if Maude found the journal as a child, she’d have lived the rest of her life knowing most of this already.
I walked to the letter, folded it up tight, and placed it into my jeans pocket. When I left the room, I found the same employee standing just outside. I need to use the restroom before we depart,
I said.
She walked with me to the ladies’ room and waited outside as I promptly tore the letter into small pieces and flushed them down the toilet.
Chapter One
THERE I STOOD, teetering on the precipice of where I’d been and where I needed to go. Dell, my mom, and my life were somewhere down the tunnel on my right. I squinted into its long darkness, eventually losing sight of the taillights from the car I’d just exited. I continued to strain my senses until the echoing engine noise left only silence. Then I took a deep breath before slowly turning to my left and the approaching welcoming committee.
I was in one of the H&S basement laboratories, subterranean portals to the past and future, equipped with more security than Fort Knox. Located beneath structures they called safe houses,
their labs were connected to elaborate systems of high-speed tunnels that allowed time travel via specially modified vintage automobiles. I could still smell the exhaust from the light blue 1957 Corvette, whose driver had just delivered me.
I looked around the giant warehouse space in search of my husband; as usual, I was left disappointed. I tried to remain hopeful each time I traveled, but I was growing tired of playing the H&S waiting game.
Crash!
In his hurry to greet me, a man leading a gaggle of white-coated lab workers dropped a metal clipboard on the shiny, gray epoxy floor. The sound echoed off the cavernous walls that surrounded me, a loud reminder that I was, in fact, living a nightmare.
Mrs. Holtz!
Like geese, the group arrived in a V-formation with the man in front extending his hand in my direction.
I gave his soggy hand a shake and counted my blessings when he quickly released his grip. Please call me ‘Emily’!
Since he’d used my married name, I knew I could safely offer my first, but my new last name still didn’t feel right. I hadn’t used my maiden name, Stanton, in years, and without Dell, Holtz was just another name, one I hadn’t earned.
Yes, thank you, Miss Emily…and hello. So glad to see you. I’m…blah-blah…and these are my colleagues…blah, blah, and blah.
He lost me at Hello.
His use of names should have signaled something in my brain about his position with the company, but all I could do was stare at the green piece of yuck stuck between his front teeth. Spinach? I squinted to get a better look. No. Definitely lettuce. A victim of lumpy beds and constant travel, I hadn’t slept well in weeks, maybe months; I’d lost track. Watching the man’s lips move was the only way I could focus on his words that seemed to drift in and out like waves on the ocean.
We’re just so delighted to…
Wow, is that a cold sore? I shifted my focus to the crusty mass at the corner of his mouth.
But I’m sure all this talk of technology and breakthroughs can wait for Mr. Holtz.
His words finally drew my full attention as his flapping lips met in an arrogant grin.
I cannot believe you just said that! Science wasn’t my strongest subject in school, but I always pulled A’s in it, as well as every other course I studied. Just because I’m tired doesn’t mean I’m stupid! I fought through a number of scenarios in my head, most of which required more effort than he was worth. Regardless, I didn’t have the energy, but my mouth did. Thus, against my better upbringing and my position as the boss’s wife, I decided to allow my now cranky disposition to wipe the smile from his face. I ignored his last comment and offered Nice to meet you all!
to the rest of the group.
Two other men and one women, all in lab coats with nondescript black slacks beneath, took turns shaking my hand.
Then I smiled at Mr. Lettuce Teeth. I take it you’re in charge?
It was obvious, but I needed to know for sure.
Yes, I am!
With his mouth no longer the center of my attention, I noticed the perfectly combed brown hair and amber eyes that looked at me as if I were a field mouse or, rather, a lab rat. The man was in his late twenties and his clammy handshake reminded me of Mr. Wilson’s, the Evergreen employee who helped train me to live in the past. Since I wasn’t paying attention when the introductions were made, I decided to rename Mr. Lettuce Teeth Willy.
When he eagerly remained before me, smiling confidently, I pelted Willy with a barrage of questions, which I flung out in such rapid succession that he staggered backward, as if he had actually been struck by them. The stunned look on his face was priceless. I referred to that method as the Tommy Gun Approach,
named after the gangsters’ weapon of choice in the 1920s. Similar to them, I felt justified; in fact, I had nothing to lose. Therefore, I led with, When and where am I?
I noted the reaction carefully, trying not to blink as I did so.
Well, uh…
I smiled. "Oh, that’s all right. I know you probably can’t tell me. And where is Dell?
Uh, I’m not—
—at liberty to say?
I finished for him, then added, Of course.
At that point, my smile grew, while the one in charge stopped smiling entirely and began to shuffle uncomfortably. I had him. Answering my questions was far above his pay grade. Most valued their jobs enough to avoid unnecessary conversation with me, but that was not the case with Willy. His colleagues masked their smiles from behind tightly stretched lips, staring at the ground in the process. I felt like their hero as I kept guiding the bullets.
Shane, then?
I asked, referring to Dell’s younger self, whom he had plucked from his past to provide assistance in his absence.
Uh…
Willy drew his clipboard toward his downturned face.
Right!
My smile only grew broader. And how long shall I be here?
Well, we really don’t—
—know?
I smiled, pretending to be helpful.
The clipboard was now in full use as Willy feverishly flipped through the pages, most likely in search of his lost importance.
I was unrelenting. I’m quite tired.
I worked up a yawn and patted my open lips.
You’re—
Yes. The journey.
Oh. Well, uh…
Then, a brave one stepped out of the group and walked toward me. He reached for Maude’s suitcase, a vintage, rigid-sided reminder of home that I refused to travel without. May I?
he asked.
Of course!
I ignored the now distraught Willy, who had been reduced to a babbling idiot in front of the co-workers whom, judging by their reactions, he had belittled for years. I couldn’t resist the urge to shoot one more bullet his way. "Finally! So kind of someone to offer!"
As I brushed past, I cast a backward glance at Willy, who was staring in pale disbelief while his co-worker and I, as well as his career, faded away.
We walked down a long, white hallway dotted with picture windows, behind which were housed banks of instruments and more employees in lab coats. Neither the lab worker nor I spoke as he escorted me to a large metal security door. I just wanted sleep, without all the fanfare, and I appreciated the silence; I knew I’d probably said too much already.
After punching numbers into a keypad beside the door, he bent down so his retina could be scanned by a small screen above the keypad. The vault-like door made a clicking sound, and the guard standing next to it turned the wheel on its face and opened it just enough for us to pass through. Such security measures were common to other labs, and I wasn’t surprised to find many similar doors down a long series of cavernous hallways. The final entrance placed us before a stainless elevator door, next to which the lab worker pressed the up button.
It was nice meeting you, Miss Emily,
he said.
You too, uh…
I searched the front of his coat for a nametag I knew wouldn’t be there. I guess I should have been paying attention earlier.
His forgiving smile drew me into his handsome features and held me there. Barnaby. Samuel Barnaby,
he said.
I could only stare. The man was just under six feet tall, with light brown hair and bright eyes that now danced at my reaction. How did I miss those big, hazel eyes? And his face is nearly perfect. Look at that mouth, those lips, those teeth! Am I that dead?
The open elevator door saved me from further embarrassment as the heat from a familiar, hot blush crept up my neck, and reassured me that I was very much alive. I rushed inside and turned to see Barnaby pushing the first floor button.
Have a pleasant stay,
he said. Then he handed me the suitcase and stepped out of the elevator.
The door closed before I could reply, and stood in front of me like a giant mirror, reflecting the crimson blush on my cheeks. I looked away but caught my reflection on the other stainless walls that surrounded me. Unnerved by my unwanted embarrassment, I just stared at the white tile floor beneath my feet. Nice, Em. One minute, you’re taking Willy out at the knees, and in the next, you’re making a fool of yourself over his co-worker. After losing so much of who you are, I can’t believe blushing at the sight of a good-looking man is one of the few things that remain. I fanned myself with my hand and tried to regain my composure. And what about Dell?
When the elevator door opened, a sight as welcome as a ray of sunshine in midwinter gave me a second wind and temporarily cast my thoughts to the back of my mind.
I found myself in the safest of all the so-called safe houses, the one in which I spent the majority of my time. Located on a secluded island somewhere in the Atlantic off Great Britain, it was where I was first sent shortly after Dell’s accident. I grew to regard it as a home of sorts—or at least a place where I knew what to expect.
I eagerly stepped out of the elevator and dropped the suitcase onto the runner-covered wooden floor that led me down a hallway and out to a great lawn. A blanket of fog and sea mist slowly enveloped me while I filled my lungs with cool air and held it there, savoring its freshness. As I gradually exhaled, I was drawn to the cliff’s edge, where an invisible ocean roared its greeting.
The fog, mixed with a cool breeze, felt like fingers running through my loosely held hair. I longed for it to be Dell’s touch, to smell his musky scent overwhelming me as he cradled my face in his strong hands and drew my lips to his. I imagined my fingers melting into his soft, light brown curls as his hands traced their way to the small of my back, his muscles straining the fabric that tried to contain them.
The sting of tears, mixed with the misty air, sent streams down my cheeks to drip unhindered from my chin. I didn’t agree to this, Dell. We’re supposed to be hiding in history together. Why did you leave me here alone?
A crashing wave brought my attention back to the cliff’s edge and the fact that it lacked a guard rail to keep me from plummeting to the jagged rocks hidden below. I wiped my chin and retraced my steps to the house, watching it fade in and out of focus behind the shifting fog. Its stone façade stretched the length of at least a football field somewhere in the white vapor, which also masked several Victorian spires, resembling broken pencils beneath the fog that hid their tips. Windows sprinkled along the multistory walls blended into the stone, reflecting only the morning haze. The craggy rocks and heather that surrounded the remainder of the house were nowhere to be seen in the ever-thickening fog.
I usually visited the house prior to or during 1908, and since it came without a name of its own, I referred to it as The 1908 House.
It may not have required a name, but I did, and the aboveground staff addressed me as Lady Milton.
I didn’t mind; it had a nice ring to it.
What wasn’t so nice, though, was the garment that met me at the door when I reentered the house. Although my location was secluded, I was still required to wear the proper clothing of the day, just in case. Among the garb was my nemesis, the ever-ill-fitting corset. Even though the house was staffed with H&S employees, precautions were always enforced to ensure time-period continuity, and that extended to my wardrobe. I mistakenly hoped the fog would hide the jeans and white T-shirt I was wearing, but I was wrong.
My lady’s maid stood just inside the door, holding my new wardrobe and the Maude suitcase, and giving me the time-to-take-your-medicine look.
Hello, Goodwin,
I said. It had been several months since my last visit, and I was genuinely happy to see her, despite the corset.
Like all the staff, Goodwin was always dressed and pressed in black, her skirts just clearing the floor, and she wore a loose bun that held her brown hair in place near the crown of her head. Her quick smile softened her otherwise overly proper appearance that came complete with a British accent. Milady, shall we?
She gestured toward the hallway and my doom.
We climbed the stairs to the familiar bedroom with its overstuffed canopy bed. The only somewhat-modern convenience was the attached bathroom that came complete with indoor plumbing. The French doors that led to the balcony and its usual view of the lawn and ocean beyond, now served as a barrier from the fog.
A coal-burning fire kept the chill from the air as Goodwin helped me don my outfit. Within minutes, I was wearing white stockings and a union suit that looked like a tank top attached to knee-length drawers, with ruffles at the shoulders and hems. Then I stood, and tried not to pass out, as Goodwin worked behind me, lacing my white cotton, boned corset. She attached the stockings to garters on the front of the corset and buttoned a pair of black Oxfords on my feet. The next layer was a fitted top, sleeveless and trimmed in lace, which covered the corset, and an attached petticoat that went to the floor. Then, she covered it all with a floor-length skirt and separate top made of white silk, lace, and enough buttons to render its removal impossible without assistance.
Last one,
she said.
Good.
Goodwin let out a brief giggle. Now that wasn’t so bad, was it, milady?
No, it wasn’t. Thank you, Goodwin.
But it really was. It had been almost two years since I first traveled to a time other than my own, yet I still found it difficult to adjust to all the fuss. The costume changes, hair styles, manners, and especially the staff were more than I could process at times. Before the ink on my college diploma had dried, I went from plugging quarters in dorm basement washing machines in 2012 to having a personal maid to dress me more than a century earlier. It was a bit much.
I reached for the hairbrush on my dressing table, but Goodwin beat me to it.
Why don’t I do that for you, milady?
Granted, she was far better at doing my hair than I was, but at the rate I was going, I had no hope for improvement. From making my bed to making dessert, I was scolded at every turn.
No, milady, allow me.
It was a staff conspiracy that extended to all the safe houses. I couldn’t lift, lend, or offer a hand to save my life; that was ironic, because in my family, not working was an evil punishable by the humiliating and ever-frustrating, Sit on your hands!
Sit on your hands, and watch how it’s done,
my maternal grandfather, Papa Bob, would say when I messed up. Nana Rosie’s favorite line, if I complained about working, was always, Poor thing! Sit on your hands, so you don’t hurt yourself.
Then there was Mom’s dreaded, Sit on your hands and think about it!
The only one who didn’t make it a punishment was Maude, Nana’s aunt, who liked to say with a wink, Sit on your hands and listen to a story.
Maude always had my back.
In the end, I was an overachiever with a vivid imagination, sitting on my hands so much they were losing circulation.
My lack of purpose, as well as the island’s isolation, was driving me crazy. I wanted out. Since the majority of the house was surrounded by unpassable rocks and dense heather, I spent hours surveying the cliff from the lawn and upper floor windows, trying to find a path to the water and my escape. The only route was a slippery stone staircase that ended at a gated dock, where boats dropped off monthly supplies. The delivery process, although often unnecessary, lent authenticity to our seclusion. The dock was guarded by James Hogg, a burly man whose swollen nose told the world of his love for whiskey.
Hogg was the only one who stood between me and freedom.
I baited him for weeks with bottles of whiskey from the house stores, which the staff supposedly used for cooking. At first, I smuggled him a new bottle twice a week.
Cheap, but it’ll do the trick.
James smiled, bearing a set of brown, rotting teeth as he uncorked the first bottle and took a drink. Doesn’t hurt to sample the merchandise.
After that first sip, he never questioned my motives.
Much obliged, Lady Milton. It becomes lonesome on these waters in the spring, and I sures can use the company!
He looked longingly at the bottle as if I had just set him up on a blind date with a super model.
Glad I could help!
I said with a smile.
After a few weeks of that, I was certain the staff would start to notice the sudden reduction in their whiskey supply. Therefore, when I wasn’t outside, I was combing the dank basement for any sign of a wine cellar or some other cache of alcohol. Original to the house, the basement had an exterior entrance through a weathered wooden door, hidden within the stone foundation. Behind the door, an iron railing guided me down a series of flagstone steps into the darkness, where a maze of musty, unlit hallways crisscrossed beneath the house. Within a few days, my search was rewarded with the discovery of a small oak door with rusty iron hinges that creaked loudly as I pulled it toward me.
I waved the candle I was carrying at the stone floor, hoping to scare off any rodent friends living in the room. None emerged. We’re so far from civilization the rats haven’t even found us.
I surveyed the floor a second time. Good thing. I’d just freak out and scare us both away.
With my free hand, I drew the long coat I was wearing around me, then stepped into the room. An initial survey by candlelight was all I needed. The space was filled, floor to six-foot ceiling, with shelves of alcohol, some still in crates. Perfect!
I said, despite the musty stench that greeted me.
I wiped off a few of the bottles and saw dates as early as 1757. Amazing! This would sell for a fortune on the internet.
I scanned the rows of shelves for signs of whiskey.
Within a few steps of the entry, I found what I was looking for—a crate labeled 25 Year Old Pure Pot Still Whiskey.
I pulled out one of the filthy bottles and tried to blow off the dirt. Unfortunately, I was holding the candle too close and succeeded in blowing it out instead.
Brilliant, Emily.
I stood in the pitch-black room, completely disgusted with myself. Electricity wouldn’t be installed in the house for decades, and I was fresh out of matches.
Fortunately, during my childhood, I was known as the Queen of Hide-n-Seek in the Dark.
None of my friends could ever find me, and I always made it to home base