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She was a perfectly nice girl, this Maria Dugan—though possibly a little too attractive for her own good. Craving a vacation that would really furnish thrills and excitement, she decided to treat herself to a couple of weeks in fabled Miami. There she soon learned that the only way to interest a man was to treat him better than the other pretty vacationers did. Maria’s shocked girl-friend, Peggy, went back to New York. But Maria decided to play it alone . . . .
So she found herself on a yacht, passing delightful hours with sleek experienced Donald McKay. Then Donald induced her to go to that mysterious mansion in the Everglades, the one that jaded old me and young ne’er-do-wells loved to visit in secret.
Features a new introduction as well as a review of Charles Willeford's Beacon books from the October 1958 edition of Nugget magazine.
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Lust is a Woman - Charles Willeford
Lust is a Woman ©1958 by Charles Willeford
Cover by Ernest Chiriaka, 1961
All rights reserved. Including the right to reproduced this book or portions thereof.
All characters in this book are fictional and any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental.
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Also by Charles Willeford
High Priest of California
Pick-Up
Honey Gal (The Black Mass of Brother Springer)
Lust is a Woman (Made in Miami)
The Woman Chaser
Understudy for Love
Whip Hand (Deliver Me From Dallas!)
Cockfighter
No Experience Necessary
The Machine in Ward Eleven
The Burnt Orange Heresy
The Hombre from Sonora
Miami Blues
New Hope for the Dead
Kiss Your Ass Goodbye
Sideswipe
Everbody’s Metamorphosis
The Way We Die Now
The Shark-Infested Custard
Introduction
Charles Willeford delivered a manuscript entitled Made in Miami to publisher Bob Abramson in answer to a request to give him a novel similar in style to those of Orrie Hitt. Hitt’s novels for the same publisher were more about sex than violence, in fact, you might be hard pressed to categorize them as either mystery or sexploitation. Willeford had published four books previously with Abramson’s Beacon Books imprint and knew that Abramson would pay at least a $400 advance upon accepting his next book. After reviewing some of the early chapters of Made in Miami Abramson ultimately did send a $500 check (the equivalent of about $4,250 in 2017) with his letter of acceptance dated March 2, 1958.
True to his desire to have another Orrie Hitt novel, Abramson retitled Willeford’s book with the Hitt-like title Lust is a Woman, complete with a seductive blonde on a bed for the cover. Willeford lamented in an article for Writer’s Digest earlier the same year, Unless your name is Ernest Hemingway, the title you stew over will be changed more often as not.
What’s more inexplicable about the book’s packaging was that the cover featured a blonde while the main character, Maria, has black hair. The cover also had a blub that read, The story of Maria who wanted—desperately—to become a movie star!
The book makes no mention of any aspirations Maria has of becoming a movie star. But the biggest problem with the cover is that Willeford’s name is misspelled Williford
despite the fact it was his fifth novel for Beacon.
Lust is a Woman, Beacon Press, 1958
Other than a reprint in 1967 by Softcover Library with the spelling of Willeford’s name corrected, Lust is a Woman would not see print again for over forty years. Prices for the original Beacon Press edition on various websites, including Amazon, eBay and AbeBooks, run anywhere from $125 to $661 in June of 2017, with the average being about $260. In 2008 Point Blank Press published a trade paperback edition under Willeford’s original title Made in Miami, though they still mischaracterized Maria as a Hollywood hopeful,
on a back over blurb.
No matter what the title might suggest, it’s clear from the opening line that Willeford’s novel, like everything he wrote, is great hardboiled crime. The Filipino houseboy was conscious now and began to bang his head up and down on the floor and kick some with his bound feet.
It’s an opening that anticipates those in the great Parker novels by Donald Westlake that were to come.
Reprinted below is the Books section of the October 1959 issue of Nugget magazine, which mentions Charles Willeford and all five of his books for Beacon, in addition to praising the work of John D. MacDonald and Ed Lacey.
BOOKS
from
Nugget, October 1959
This issue’s section is dedicated to a branch of literature that is almost never reviewed—the paperbound originals. Not all the titles in the rack at your drug store are best sellers that are not selling so well any more. Look closely and you will find some marked first edition
or original.
Many of them will be science fiction or mysteries, but a few are honest-to-goodness novels, usually with a come-on cover that suggests there is hot stuff inside.
Writers for the originals, no matter how lively and clever their work, have a hard time building up a following and almost no chance for a literary reputation, not only because they are not reviewed, but primarily because their books are distributed like so much fish; the distributor, who hasn’t read them, simply fills the gaps on the rack with whatever he happens to have in his truck at the moment. Moreover, even if you do find a writer who interests you, the chances are you will walk right by one of his books because he has signed a different name to it.
Naturally, trying to survey a field this complicated would only serve to make it more confusing; so improving on the methods of the pollsters, our sample will consists of three of the most refreshing writers of originals—Ed Lacey (sexy mysteries), John D. MacDonald (lively mysteries) and Charles Willeford (just plain lively fiction). There are many others, writing under a variety of names, and once you get started you will develop a knack for picking them yourself.
Ed Lacey writes for Avon and kindred houses. Our favorite of his work is Breathe No More My Lady (Avon, $.35), a very literate and accurate murder set in the publishing industry. Even if you do not care for the puzzle of the whodunnit, you will enjoy this book as exposé and for its psychological plotting. The ending is a first-class surprise. Strip for Violence (Eton, $.35) has a ladykiller detective living on a boat in the Hudson solve the mystery of a diamond bullet—after a good many erotic adventures, of course.
MacDonald is a real pro, marketing wherever he can, but adapting himself to his outlet. The paperbooks are where he can let himself go, and he does indeed in Deadly Welcome (Dell, $.35), a viscerally realistic story of a government agent sent to recruit a missile expert back to serving his country, who has to solve the murder of the expert’s wife before he can start persuading. The setting is Florida, and a more vivid picture of some of the boondock regions is yet to be drawn. Among his other works currently available are Soft Touch, The Price of Murder, and A Man of Affairs.
Partly because his are straight novels of a very unusual sort, partly because writing outside the stylized forms of s-f or mystery he is more free, our favorite of this group is Charles Willeford. This is a man whom a smart hardcover publisher might snap up and cultivate, for he is a master of situation. The best of his books, in our opinion, is Honey Gal (Beacon, $.35, like all the rest). It has some of the most hilarious, yet significant, situations in it that we have ever found in a novel. To start describing them might take off their edge, but it is enough to say that Honey Gal covers the adventures of a writer who is ordained a minister and finds unusual advantages in the job.
Willeford’s other books are Lust is a Woman, a hilariously moral tale of the ironic results from a slick procurer’s activities, High Priest of California and Wild Wives, two novels in one cover, and Pick-Up, a story that far exceeds its plot, derived from the Francis R. Noble case of 1953, in which a counterman confesses to killing his common-law wife, who really had a heart attack. Many of Willeford’s books are quickies, but he has a tremendous talent, and there is not a dull page in them.
For Florenz
ONE
THE Filipino houseboy was conscious now and began to bang his head up and down on the floor and kick some with his bound feet. His hands and feet were tightly wrapped with copper wire and there was a dishcloth gag in his mouth. Although he couldn’t make much noise on the thickly-carpeted floor, his struggling annoyed Ralph at his work. Carefully placing the roll of red and yellow primacord on the end table by the fireplace, Ralph crossed the room to the Filipino and kicked the struggling little man in the head.
Cut it out,
Ralph sharply advised, or I’ll put you out altogether.
Despite the admonition the frightened houseboy banged his head on the carpeted floor again, terrified sienna eyes popping in his almost bloodless face. Ralph rolled the houseboy over on his stomach with a well-placed kick in the ribs, bent down and slugged the little man hard behind the ear with the pair of heavy pliers. The struggling stopped.
Ralph looked at his watch. Five-thirty. He had at least two more hours before Donald McKay and Tarzan would arrive. The wall safe wouldn’t be too hard to blow—they were always built of thin plate metal. Good enough, maybe, to hold a wife’s jewelry, but not strong enough to hold pornography. Blackmail pornography. And blackmail pornography was what Ralph Tone was after.
A large oil painting, secured to the wall by hinges, had covered the safe, and Ralph now closed it over the metal door. He made three tight loops of primacord around the frame. Then he carefully wired a detonating cap to the cord, attached double ends of copper wire to the cap, and played out the wire from the spool, backing slowly across the wide living room and into the kitchen. He set down the spool, went back for his battery blaster, retreated again to the kitchen, lifted the plunger and attached negative and positive wires. He made another trip through the luxuriously furnished living room and opened the first door leading off the hallway. There were eight similar doors, and each one of them opened into a bedroom. Searching through the first bedroom closet, Ralph found a quilt and an electric blanket on the shelf.
He returned to the living room and arranged the blanket and the quilt over the picture frame. As long as he had the time he might as well play it safe and muffle the explosion. Ralph opened the front door and made a brief reconnaissance. His car was well hidden, and couldn’t be seen from the front porch. There was a broad sweep of lawn between the house and the road, and little danger of a passing car hearing any noise. The one house nearby had been unoccupied for two years, so that was safe, too.
To make certain no one was in the area Ralph circled the house for a look and reentered by the front door. He closed and bolted the door, entered the kitchen, swung the door to and pressed the plunger. Beneath the quilt and blanket there was a whooshing explosion. After raising the plunger Ralph returned to the living room. The door to the safe gaped open; the shattered picture frame had sailed clear across the room, a section of the plaster ceiling had dropped on the floor, and by a freak accident, a white ceramic-topped table had blown apart while its matching mate was unharmed. The houseboy had been blasted into consciousness again and his brown face powdered white by exploding plaster. His body trembled and his eyes were open, but he no longer struggled to get free.
Ralph began to pull graphic filth out of the safe. There were six reels of 16mm film in cans, and he tossed them into the fireplace. He next removed four stacks of eight-by-ten black and white photographs. The stacks of photos were divided into four general obscene classifications: pictures of men and women, of women and women, men and men, and pictures of men, women and animals.
Ralph began shuffling through them looking for the photos of Maria, but with a grunt of disgust he tossed the rest of the photos into the fireplace on top of the films. There were several hundred negatives, each in a four-by-five-inch brown slip over, still in the safe. He dumped the stacks of negatives into the fireplace. There wouldn’t be time to examine all of the negatives to find the ones of Maria.
Ralph took the dynamite from its hiding place beneath a sparkleberry bush and brought it inside. After wiring six ten-inch sticks together he shoved them under the pile of films and photos in the fireplace. He would have preferred to burn the film, but didn’t want smoke coming out of the chimney. With the temperature at ninety degrees in Dade County, Florida, a daytime fire would be noticed.
He turned his attention to the door. With strips of tape he covered the back of the door with sticks of dynamite, taped six more by the lock, and several extra sticks by the hinges. Now the ticklish part. He inserted the caps, one in the charge inside the fireplace and four more in the massed sticks on the back of the door.
The house was air-conditioned, but despite the evenly-distributed coolness, Ralph was perspiring freely. His dark blue T-shirt was almost black with perspiration, and big drops of sweat rolled down his nose and dropped on his hands as he measured the copper wire. He cut ten lengths, attached the loose ends to the five caps and, with his electric soldering iron, fixed the other packed wire ends to the left side of the electric buzzer beside the door.
Ralph collected his tools and dropped them into the toolbox. Before leaving the room he examined again the door buzzer and the wires leading to the caps in the dynamite. It would work, all right. There was no doubt in his mind. Altogether, there were forty-eight sticks of dynamite, and when the doorbell was pressed from the outside the door would blast outward, big chunks and splinters of hard maple would hurtle through the air, and whoever was standing on the porch…
What about the Filipino houseboy? He was one of them; he worked for McKay, and he should accompany him to hell. Ralph took the little man’s feet and dragged him over closer to the door. He checked the copper wire around the houseboy’s feet and around his arms behind his back. Tight.
Ralph picked up his toolbox, and stopped in the kitchen for a long pull of ice water from the jug in the refrigerator. Remembering how muggy the weather was outside, and how stifling it would be waiting in his car, he took the bottle of water with him when he left by the back door. He circled the house and struck out across the front lawn to the road, carrying the heavy toolbox in his left hand and the jug of water in his right.
He dashed across the unpaved, narrow road before the house, and entered the woods. He put the toolbox in the trunk of his car and then slid under the wheel. He could see across the road and the lawn without difficulty by looking through the trees, but he could not be spotted unless someone knew he was there. He waited, slapping at mosquitoes and wiping the perspiration from his face and neck with the tail of his T-shirt.
His watch now said six-thirty, but the sun was still bright in the cloudless sky, and sundown wasn’t until seven-fifteen. After sundown, there would still be an afterglow of dusk for fifteen or twenty minutes, but before it got completely dark, Mr. McKay and his bodyguard, Tarzan, would wheel up in front of the house to prepare for the big Saturday night orgy. McKay would tell Tarzan to ring the bell for the houseboy to open the door, and then…
I’ll sit here and watch the explosion, Ralph thought, but I won’t think about it. I would rather think about Maria, and the way she was then. Not the way she is now—the way she was then…
TWO
THE comedian was working very hard.
"When I got out of my cab in front of my hotel, the doorman grabbed the suitcase out of my hand. I reached into my pocket to give him a tip but I didn’t have any change. ‘I’m sorry,’ I said, ‘but I don’t have any change with me.’ So the doorman says, ‘How much have you got?’ Well I looked in my wallet then. And I said, ‘I’ve got a dollar.’ Well, the doorman gave me this look, staring back, don’t you know, like a nervous stud inspecting a Shetland pony mare, and he says, ‘My good man, my young tourist friend, in Miami Beach a dollar is change!’"
And the expected laughter rose from the crowd in the Rotunda Room.
Ralph Tone, standing beside his elevator in his skintight red and blue uniform, sighed deeply. The voice of the comedian carried into the lobby over the P.A. system from the Rotunda Room loud and clear, and Ralph had been listening to the comedian’s routines (all three of them) for more than a month, running the elevator up and down in between on the eight P.M. to six A.M. shift. The Rotunda Room of the Rotunda Hotel had a floor show at ten, twelve, and at three in the morning. Several regular guests, all oldsters, sat in the lobby reading the paper or watching television in the sunken section beyond the desk. They paid no attention to the speakers crackling from the ceiling. The comedian now turned to