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William Makepeace Thackeray
William Makepeace Thackeray (1811–1863) was a novelist and satirist. Born in Calcutta, India, Thackeray moved to England as a child following his father’s death. After finishing school, he initially looked into a career in art before turning to writing. Thackeray first achieved success through writing for the humor magazine Fraser’s, and was regarded as an equal of Dickens in his time after the publication of the classic novel Vanity Fair.
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The Complete Works of
WILLIAM MAKEPEACE THACKERAY
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WILLIAM MAKEPEACE THACKERAY
IN 70 VOLUMES
Parts Edition Contents
The Novels
1, Catherine
2, A Shabby Genteel Story
3, The Luck of Barry Lyndon
4, Vanity Fair
5, The History of Pendennis
6, Men’s Wives
7, The History of Henry Esmond, Esq.
8, The Newcomes
9, The Virginians
10, Lovel the Widower
11, The Adventures of Philip
12, Denis Duval
The Shorter Fiction
13, Elizabeth Brownrigge
14, Sultan Stork
15, Little Spitz
16, The Professor
17, Miss Löwe
18, The Yellowplush Papers
19, The Tremendous Adventures of Major Gahagan
20, The Fatal Boots
21, Cox’s Diary
22, The Bedford-Row Conspiracy
23, The History of Samuel Titmarsh and the Great Hoggarty Diamond
24, The Fitz-Boodle Papers
25, The Diary of C. Jeames de La Pluche, Esq. with His Letters
26, A Legend of the Rhine
27, A Little Dinner at Timmins’s
28, Rebecca and Rowena
29, Bluebeard’s Ghost
The Christmas Books
30, Mrs. Perkins’s Ball
31, Our Street
32, Doctor Birch and His Young Friends
33, The Kickleburys on the Rhine
34, The Rose and the Ring
The Sketches and Satires
35, Contributions to The Snob
36, Flore Et Zephyr
37, The Irish Sketch Book
38, The Book of Snobs
39, Roundabout Papers
40, Some Roundabout Papers
41, Dickens in France
42, Character Sketches
43, Sketches and Travels in London
44, Mr. Brown’s Letters
45, The Proser
46, Miscellanies
The Play
47, The Wolves and the Lamb
The Poetry
48, The Poetry of William Makepeace Thackeray
The Travel Writing
49, Notes of a Journey from Cornhill to Grand Cairo
50, The Paris Sketch Book
51, Little Travels and Roadside Sketches
The Non-Fiction
52, Novels by Eminent Hands
53, The History of the Next French Revolution
54, The Second Funeral of Napoleon
55, George Cruikshank
56, John Leech’s Pictures of Life and Character
57, The English Humourists of the Eighteenth Century
58, The Four Georges
59, Critical Reviews
60, A Lecture on Charity and Humour
61, Various Essays, Letters, Sketches, Etc.
62, The History of Dionysius Diddler.
63, Contributions to Punch
64, Miss Tickletoby’s Lectures on English History
65, Papers by the Fat Contributor
66, Miscellaneous Contributions to Punch
67, Spec
and Proser
Papers
68, A Plan for a Prize Novel
The Letters
69, A Collection of Letters 1847-1855
The Biography
70, Thackeray by Anthony Trollope
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Lovel the Widower
Based on The Wolves and the Lamb, Thackeray’s rejected play, Lovel the Widower made its first appearance in the Cornhill Magazine from January to June 1860. It is a short novel, which has sadly received little critical notice in recent years. The narrator of the tale is a middle-aged bachelor, who visits his recently widowed banker friend, Lovel, who has taken on the pretty Elizabeth as the governess of his young children. The narrative concerns the various suitors that fall to the charms of the attractive ‘Bessy’, who has an embarrassing secret about her past that she is desperate to keep hidden from her employer. The tale is told through a complicated web of viewpoints and flashbacks, creating a particularly vivid comedy, enhanced by Thackeray’s touching understanding of life and our foolish, yet understandable failings.
The magazine in which the novel was first published
LOVEL THE WIDOWER
CONTENTS
CHAPTER I
CHAPTER II
CHAPTER III
CHAPTER IV
CHAPTER V
CHAPTER VI
How the novel appeared in its serial publication
CHAPTER I
THE BACHELOR OF BEAK STREET
Who shall be the hero of this tale? Not I who write it. I am but the Chorus of the Play. I make remarks on the conduct of the characters: I narrate their simple story. There is love and marriage in it: there is grief and disappointment: the scene is in the parlour, and the region beneath the parlour. No: it may be the parlour and kitchen, in this instance, are on the same level. There is no high life, unless, to be sure, you call a baronet’s widow a lady in high life; and some ladies may be, while some certainly are not. I don’t think there’s a villain in the whole performance. There is an abominable selfish old woman, certainly; an old highway robber; an old sponger on other people’s kindness; an old haunter of Bath and Cheltenham boarding-houses (about which how can I know anything, never having been in a boarding-house at Bath or Cheltenham in my life?); an old swindler of tradesmen, tyrant of servants, bully of the poor — who, to be sure, might do duty for a villain, but she considers herself as virtuous a woman as ever was born. The heroine is not faultless (ah! that will be a great relief to some folks, for many writers’ good women are, you know, so very insipid). The principal personage you may very likely think to be no better than a muff. But is many a respectable man of our acquaintance much better? and do muffs know that they are what they are, or, knowing it, are they unhappy? Do girls decline to marry one if he is rich? Do we refuse to dine with one? I listened to one at Church last Sunday, with all the women crying and sobbing; and, oh, dear me! how finely he preached! Don’t we give him great credit for wisdom and eloquence in the House of Commons? Don’t we give him important commands in the army? Can you, or can you not, point out one who has been made a peer? Doesn’t your wife call one in the moment any of the children are ill? Don’t we read his dear poems, or even novels? Yes; perhaps even this one is read and written by — Well? Quid rides? Do you mean that I am painting a portrait which hangs before me every morning in the looking-glass when I am shaving? Après? Do you suppose that I suppose that I have not infirmities like my neighbours? Am I weak? It is notorious to all my friends there is a certain dish I can’t resist: no, not if I have already eaten twice too much at dinner. So, dear sir, or madam, have you your weakness — your irresistible dish of temptation? (or if you don’t know it, your friends do). No, dear friend, the chances are that you and I are not people of the highest intellect, of the largest fortune, of the most ancient family, of the most consummate virtue, of the most faultless beauty in face and figure. We are no heroes nor angels; neither are we fiends from abodes unmentionable, black assassins, treacherous Iagos, familiar with stabbing and poison — murder our amusement, daggers our playthings, arsenic our daily bread, lies our conversation, and forgery our common handwriting. No, we are not monsters of crime, or angels walking the earth — at least I know one of us who isn’t, as can be shown any day at home if the knife won’t cut or the mutton comes up raw. But we are not altogether brutal and unkind, and a few folks like us. Our poetry is not as good as Alfred Tennyson’s, but we can turn a couplet for Miss Fanny’s album: our jokes are not always first-rate, but Mary and her mother smile very kindly when papa tells his story or makes his pun. We have many weaknesses, but we are not ruffians of crime. No more was my friend Lovel. On the contrary, he was as harmless and kindly a fellow as ever lived when I first knew him. At present, with his changed position, he is, perhaps, rather fine (and certainly I am not asked to his best dinner-parties as I used to be, where you hardly see a commoner — but stay! I am advancing matters). At the time when this story begins, I say, Lovel had his faults — which of us has not? He had buried his wife, having notoriously been henpecked by her. How many men and brethren are like him! He had a good fortune — I wish I had as much — though I dare say many people are ten times as rich. He was a good-looking fellow enough; though that depends, ladies, upon whether you like a fair man or a dark one. He had a country house, but it was only at Putney. In fact, he was in business in the city, and being a hospitable man, and having three or four spare bedrooms, some of his friends were always welcome at Shrublands, especially after Mrs. Lovel’s death, who liked me pretty well at the period of her early marriage with my friend, but got to dislike me at last and to show me the cold shoulder. That is a joint I never could like (though I have known fellows who persist in dining off it year after year, who cling hold of it, and refuse to be separated from it). I say, when Lovel’s wife began to show me that she was tired of my company, I made myself scarce: used to pretend to be engaged when Fred faintly asked me to Shrublands; to accept his meek apologies, proposals to dine en garçon at Greenwich, the club, and so forth; and never visit upon him my wrath at his wife’s indifference — for, after all, he had been my friend at many a pinch: he never stinted at Harts’s
or Lovegrove’s,
and always made a point of having the wine I liked, never mind what the price was. As for his wife, there was, assuredly, no love lost between us — I thought her a lean, scraggy, lackadaisical, egotistical, consequential, insipid creature: and as for his mother-in-law, who stayed at Fred’s as long and as often as her daughter would endure her, has any one who ever knew that notorious old Lady Baker at Bath, at Cheltenham, at Brighton, — wherever trumps and frumps were found together; wherever scandal was cackled; wherever fly-blown reputations were assembled, and dowagers with damaged titles trod over each other for the pas; — who, I say, ever had a good word for that old woman? What party was not bored where she appeared? What tradesman was not done with whom she dealt? I wish with all my heart I was about to narrate a story with a good mother-in-law for a character; but then you know, my dear madam, all good women in novels are insipid. This woman certainly was not. She was not only not insipid, but exceedingly bad-tasted. She had a foul, loud tongue, a stupid head, a bad temper, an immense pride and arrogance, an extravagant son, and very little money. Can I say much more of a woman than this? Aha! my good Lady Baker! I was a mauvais sujet, was I? — I was leading Fred into smoking, drinking, and low bachelor habits, was I? I, his old friend, who have borrowed money from him any time these twenty years, was not fit company for you and your precious daughter? Indeed! I paid the money I borrowed from him like a man; but did you ever pay him, I should like to know? When Mrs. Lovel was in the first column of The Times, then Fred and I used to go off to Greenwich and Blackwall, as I said; then his kind old heart was allowed to feel for his friend; then we could have the other bottle of claret without the appearance of Bedford and the coffee, which in Mrs. L.’s time used to be sent in to us before we could ring for a second bottle, although she and Lady Baker had had three glasses each out of the first. Three full glasses each, I give you my word! No, madam, it was your turn to bully me once — now it is mine and I use it. No, you old catamaran, though you pretend you never read novels, some of your confounded good-natured friends will let you know of this one. Here you are, do you hear? Here you shall be shown up. And so I intend to show up other women and other men who have offended me. Is one to be subject to slights and scorn, and not have revenge? Kindnesses are easily forgotten; but injuries! — what worthy man does not keep those in mind?
Before entering upon the present narrative, may I take leave to inform a candid public that, though it is all true, there is not a word of truth in it; that though Lovel is alive and prosperous, and you very likely have met him, yet I defy you to point him out; that his wife (for he is Lovel the Widower no more) is not the lady you imagine her to be, when you say (as you will persist in doing), Oh, that character is intended for Mrs. Thingamy, or was notoriously drawn from Lady So-and-So.
No. You are utterly mistaken. Why, even the advertising-puffers have almost given up that stale stratagem of announcing "REVELATIONS FROM HIGH LIFE. — The beau monde will be startled at recognizing the portraits of some of its brilliant leaders in Miss Wiggins’s forthcoming roman de société." Or, "We suspect a certain ducal house will be puzzled to guess how the pitiless author of ‘Mayfair Mysteries’ has become acquainted with (and exposed with a fearless hand) certain family secrets which were thought only to be known to a few of the very highest members of the aristocracy." NO, I say; these silly baits to catch an unsuspecting public shall not be our arts. If you choose to occupy yourself with trying to ascertain if a certain cap fits one amongst ever so many thousand heads, you may possibly pop it on the right one: but the cap-maker will perish before he tells you; unless, of course, he has some private pique to avenge, or malice to wreak, upon some individual who can’t by any possibility hit again; — then, indeed, he will come boldly forward and seize upon