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Arnold Bennett
Arnold Bennett fue un escritor y novelista inglés nacido en 1867 y fallecido en 1931. Fue uno de los principales escritores de la literatura inglesa de principios del siglo XX, y es especialmente conocido por sus novelas realistas y satíricas que exploran la vida de la clase media de la Inglaterra de su época.Bennett nació en la ciudad de Stoke-on-Trent, en el norte de Inglaterra, en una familia modesta. Desde joven mostró un gran interés por la literatura y comenzó a escribir en periódicos y revistas locales. A los 21 años se trasladó a Londres, donde trabajó como periodista y crítico literario, y donde también comenzó a publicar sus primeras obras literarias.En 1908 publicó su obra más conocida, "La casa de la discordia", una novela que sigue la vida de dos hermanas, Sophia y Constance, desde su juventud hasta su vejez. La novela es una crónica de la vida en una pequeña ciudad de Inglaterra, y explora temas como el amor, la familia, el destino y la pérdida. La obra fue un gran éxito y es considerada una de las mejores novelas del siglo XX.Además de su trabajo como escritor, Bennett también fue un crítico social y político. Se interesó por las cuestiones sociales y económicas de su época, y escribió varios ensayos y artículos sobre temas como la educación, la pobreza, y la política. En 1927 fue elegido concejal del Ayuntamiento de Londres, y trabajó para mejorar la vida de los ciudadanos de la ciudad.
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Hugo by Arnold Bennett - Delphi Classics (Illustrated) - Arnold Bennett
BEAUTY
PART I. THE SEALED ROOMS
CHAPTER I. THE DOME
He wakened from a charming dream, in which the hat had played a conspicuous part.
‘I shouldn’t mind having that hat,’ he murmured.
A darkness which no eye could penetrate surrounded him as he lay in bed. Absolute obscurity was essential to the repose of that singular brain, and he had perfected arrangements for supplying the deficiencies of Nature’s night.
He touched a switch, and in front of him at a distance of thirty feet the ivory dial of a clock became momentarily visible under the soft yellow of a shaded electric globe. It was fifteen minutes past six. At the same moment a bell sounded the quarter in delicate tones, which fell on the ear as lightly as dew. In the upper gloom could be discerned the contours of a vast dome, decorated in turquoise-blue and gold.
He pressed a button near the switch. A portière rustled, and a young man approached his bed — a short, thin, pale, fair young man, active and deferential.
‘My tea, Shawn. Draw the curtains and open the windows.’
‘Yes, sir,’ said Simon Shawn.
In an instant the room was brilliantly revealed as a great circular apartment, magnificently furnished, with twelve windows running round the circumference beneath the dome. The virginal zephyrs of a July morning wandered in. The sun, although fierce, slanted his rays through the six eastern windows, printing a new pattern on the Tripoli carpets. Between the windows were bookcases, full of precious and extraordinary volumes, and over the bookcases hung pictures of the Barbizon school. These books and these pictures were the elegant monument of hobbies which their owner had outlived. His present hobby happened to be music. A Steinway grand-piano was prominent in the chamber, and before the ebony instrument stood a mechanical pianoforte-player.
‘I must have that hat.’
He paused reflectively, leaning on one elbow, as he made the tea which Simon Shawn had brought and left on the night-table. And again, at the third cup, he repeated to himself that he must possess the hat.
He had a passion for tea. His servants had received the strictest orders to supply him at early morn with materials sufficient only for two cups. Nevertheless, they were always a little generous, and, by cheating himself slightly in the first and the second cup, the votary could often, to his intense joy, conjure a third out of the pot.
After glancing through the newspaper which accompanied the tea, he jumped vivaciously out of bed, veiled the splendour of his pyjamas beneath a quilted toga, and disappeared into a dressing-room, whistling.
‘Shawn!’ he cried out from his bath, when he heard the rattle of the tea-tray.
‘Yes, sir?’
‘Play me the Chopin Fantasie, will you. I feel like it.’
‘Certainly, sir,’ said Simon, and paused. ‘Which particular one do you desire me to render, sir?’
‘There is only one, Shawn, for piano solo.’
‘I beg pardon, sir.’
The gentle plashing of water mingled with the strains of one of the greatest of all musical compositions, as interpreted by Simon Shawn with the aid of an ingenious contrivance the patentees of which had spent twenty thousand pounds in advertising it.
‘Very good, Shawn,’ said Shawn’s master, coming forward in his shirt-sleeves as the last echoes of a mighty chord expired under the dome. He meditatively stroked his graying beard while the pianist returned to the tea-tray.
‘And, Shawn—’
‘Yes, sir?’
‘I want a hat.’
‘A hat, sir?’
‘A lady’s hat.’
‘Yes, sir.’
‘Run down into Department 42, there’s a good fellow, and see if you can find me a lady’s hat of dark-blue straw, wide brim, trimmed chiefly with a garland of pinkish rosebuds.’
‘A lady’s hat of dark-blue straw, wide brim, trimmed chiefly with pinkish rosebuds, sir?’
‘Precisely. Here, you’re forgetting the token.’
He detached a gold medallion from his watch-chain, and handed it to Shawn, who departed with it and with the tea-tray.
Two minutes later, having climbed the staircase between the inner and outer domes, he stood, fully clad in a light-gray suit, on the highest platform of the immense building, whose occidental façade is the glory of Sloane Street and one of the marvels of the metropolis. Far above him a gigantic flag spread its dazzling folds to the sun and the breeze. On the white ground of the flag, in purple letters seven feet high, was traced the single word, ‘HUGO.’
From his eyrie he could see half the West End of London. Sloane Street stretched north and south like a ruled line, and along that line two hurrying processions of black dots approached each other, and met and vanished below him; they constituted the first division of his army of three thousand five hundred employés.
He leaned over the balustrade, and sniffed the pure air with exultant, eager nostrils. He was forty-six. He did not feel forty-six, however. In common with every man of forty-six, and especially every bachelor of forty-six, he regarded forty-six as a mere meaningless number, as a futile and even misleading symbol of chronology. He felt that Time had made a mistake — that he was not really in the fifth decade, and that his true, practical working age was about thirty.
Moreover, he was in love, for the first time in his life. Like all men and all women, he had throughout the whole of his adult existence been ever secretly preoccupied with thoughts, hopes, aspirations, desires, concerning the other sex, but the fundamental inexperience of his heart was such that he imagined he was going to be happy because he had fallen in love.
‘I’m glad I sent for that hat,’ he said, smiling absently at the Great Wheel over a mile and a half of roofs.
The key to his character and his career lay in the fact that he invariably found sufficient courage to respond to his instincts, and that his instincts were romantic. They had led him in various ways, sometimes to grandiose and legitimate triumphs, sometimes to hidden shames which it is merciful to ignore. In the main, they had served him well. It was in obedience to an instinct that he had capped the nine stories of the Hugo building with a dome and had made his bed under the dome. It was in obedience to another instinct that he had sent for the hat.
‘Very pretty, isn’t it?’ he observed to Shawn, when Simon handed him the insubstantial and gay object and restored the gold token. They were at a window in the circular room; the couch had magically melted away.
‘I admire it, sir,’ said Shawn, and withdrew.
‘Dolt!’ he cried out upon Shawn in his heart. ‘You didn’t see her at work on it. As if you could appreciate her exquisite taste and the amazing skill of her blanched fingers! I alone can appreciate these things!’
He hung the hat on a Louis Quatorze screen, and blissfully gazed at it, her creation.
‘But I must be careful,’ he muttered—’I must be careful.’
A clerk entered with his personal letters. It was scarcely seven o’clock, but these fifteen or twenty envelopes had already been sorted from the three thousand missives that constituted his first post; he had his own arrangement with the Post-Office.
‘So it’s coming at last,’ he said to himself, as he opened an envelope marked ‘Private and Confidential’ in red ink. The autograph note within was from Senior Polycarp, principal partner in Polycarps, the famous firm of company-promoting solicitors, and it heralded a personal visit from the august lawyer at 11.30 that day.
In the midst of dictating instructions to the clerk, Mr. Hugo stopped and rang for Shawn.
‘Take that back,’ he commanded, indicating the hat. ‘I’ve done with it.’
‘Yes, sir.’
The hat went.
‘I may just as well be discreet,’ his thought ran.
But her image, the image of the artist in hats, illumined more brightly than ever his soul.
CHAPTER II. THE ESTABLISHMENT
Seven years before, when, having unostentatiously acquired the necessary land, and an acre or two over, Hugo determined to rebuild his premises and to burst into full blossom, he visited America and Paris, and amongst other establishments inspected Wanamaker’s, the Bon Marché, and the Magasins du Louvre. The result disappointed him. He had expected to pick up ideas, but he picked up nothing save the Bon Marché system of vouchers, by which a customer buying in several departments is spared the trouble of paying separately in each department. He came to the conclusion that the art of flinging money away in order that it may return tenfold was yet quite in its infancy. He said to himself, ‘I will build a shop.’
Travelling home by an indirect route, he stopped at a busy English seaport, and saw a great town-hall majestically rising in the midst of a park. The beautiful building did not appeal to him in vain. At the gates of the park he encountered a youth, who was staring at the town-hall with a fixed and fascinated stare.
‘A fine structure,’ Hugo commented to the youth.
‘I think so,’ was the reply.
‘Can you tell me who is the architect?’ asked Hugo.
‘I am,’ said the youth. ‘And let me beg of you not to make any remark on my juvenile appearance. I am sick of that.’
They lunched together, and Hugo learnt that the genius, after several years spent in designing the varnished interiors of public-houses, had suddenly come out first in an open competition for the town-hall; thenceforward he had thought in town-halls.
‘I want a shop putting up,’ said Hugo.
The youth showed no interest.
‘And when I say a shop,’ Hugo pursued, ‘I mean a shop.’
‘Oh, a shop you mean!’ ejaculated the youth, faintly stirred. They both spoke in italics.
‘A real shop. Sloane Street. A hundred and eighty thousand superficial feet. Cost a quarter of a million. The finest shop in the world!’
The youth started to his feet.
‘I’ve never had any luck,’ said he, gazing at Hugo. ‘But I believe you really do understand what a shop ought to be.’
‘I believe I do,’ Hugo concurred. ‘And I want one.’
‘You shall have it!’ said the youth.
And Hugo had it, though not for anything like the sum he had named.
The four frontages of his land exceeded in all a quarter of a mile. The frontage to Sloane Street alone was five hundred feet. It was this glorious stretch of expensive earth which inflamed the architect’s imagination.
‘But we must set back the façade twenty feet at least,’ he said; and added, ‘That will give you a good pavement.’
‘Young man,’ cried Hugo, ‘do you know how much this land has stood me in a foot?’
‘I neither know nor care,’ answered the youth. ‘All I say is, what’s the use of putting up a decent building unless people can see it?’
Hugo yielded. He felt as though, having given the genius something to play with, he must not spoil the game. The game included twelve thousand pounds paid to budding sculptors for monumental groups of a symbolic tendency; it included forests of onyx pillars and pillars of Carrara marble; it included ceilings painted by artists who ought to have been R.A.’s, but were not; and it included a central court of vast dimensions and many fountains, whose sole purpose was to charm the eye and lure the feet of customers who wanted a rest from spending money. Whenever Hugo found the game over-exciting, he soothed himself by dwelling upon the wonderful plan which the artist had produced, of his extraordinary grasp of practical needs, and his masterly solution of the various complicated problems which continually presented themselves.
After the last bit of scaffolding was removed and the machine in full working order, Hugo beheld it, and said emphatically, ‘This will do.’
All London stood amazed, but not at the austere beauty of the whole, for only a few connoisseurs could appreciate that. What amazed London was the fabulous richness, the absurd spaciousness, the extravagant perfection of every part of the immense organism.
You could stroll across twenty feet of private tessellated pavement, enter jewelled portals with the assistance of jewelled commissionaires, traverse furlong after furlong of vistas where nought but man was vile, sojourn by the way in the concert-hall, the reading-room, or the picture-gallery, smoke a cigarette in the court of fountains, write a letter in the lounge, and finally ask to be directed to the stationery department, where seated on a specially designed chair and surrounded by the most precious manifestations of applied art, you could select a threepenny box of J pens, and have it sent home in a pair-horse van.
The unobservant visitor wondered how Hugo made it pay. The observant visitor did not fail to note that there were more than a hundred cash-desks in the place, and that all the cashiers had the air of being overworked. Once the entire army of cashiers, driven to defensive action, had combined in order to demand from Hugo, not only higher pay, but an increase in their numbers. Hugo had immediately consented, expressing regret that their desperate plight had escaped his attention.
The registered telegraphic address of the establishment was ‘Complete, London.’
This address indicated the ideal which Hugo had turned into a reality. His imperial palace was far more than a universal bazaar. He boasted that you could do everything there, except get into debt. (His dictionary was an expurgated edition, and did not contain the word ‘credit.’) Throughout life’s fitful fever Hugo undertook to meet all your demands. Your mother could buy your layette from him, and your cradle, soothing-syrup, perambulator, and toys; she could hire your nurse at Hugo’s. Your school-master could purchase canes there. Hugo sold the material for every known game; also sweets, cigarettes, penknives, walking-sticks, moustache-forcers, neckties, and trouser-stretchers. He shaved you, and kept the latest in scents and kit-bags. He was unsurpassed for fishing-rods, motor-cars, Swinburne’s poems, button-holes, elaborate bouquets, fans, and photographs. His restaurant was full of discreet corners with tables for two under rose-shaded lights. He booked seats for theatres, trains, steamers, grand-stands, and the Empire. He dealt in all stocks and shares. He was a banker. He acted as agent for all insurance companies. He would insert advertisements in the agony column, or any other column, of any newspaper. If you wanted a flat, a house, a shooting-box, a castle, a yacht, or a salmon river, Hugo could sell, or Hugo could let, the very thing. He provided strong-rooms for your savings, and summer quarters for your wife’s furs; conjurers to amuse your guests after dinner, and all the requisites for your daughter’s wedding, from the cake and the silk petticoats to the Viennese band. His wine-cellars and his specific for the gout were alike famous; so also was his hair-dye.... And, lastly, when the riddle of existence had become too much for your curiosity, Hugo would sell you a pistol by means of which you could solve it. And he would bury you in a manner first-class, second-class, or third-class, according to your deserts.
And all these feats Hugo managed to organize within the compass of four floors, a basement, and a sub-basement. Above, were five floors of furnished and unfurnished flats. ‘Will people of wealth consent to live over a shop?’ he had asked himself in considering the possibilities of his palace, and he had replied, ‘Yes, if the shop is large enough and the rents are high enough.’ He was right. His flats were the most sumptuous and the most preposterously expensive in London; and they were never tenantless. One man paid two thousand a year for a furnished suite. But what a furnished suite! The flats had a separate and spectacular entrance on the eastern façade of the building, with a foyer that was always brilliantly lighted, and elevators that rose and sank without intermission day or night. And on the ninth floor was a special restaurant, with prices to match the rents, and a roof garden, where one of Hugo’s orchestras played every fine summer evening, except Sundays. (The County Council, mistrusting this aerial combination of music and moonbeams, had granted its license only on the condition that customers should have one night in which to recover from the doubtful influences of the other six.) The restaurant and the roof-garden were a resort excessively fashionable during the season. The garden gave an excellent view of the dome, where Hugo lived. But few persons knew that he lived there; in some matters he was very secretive.
That very sultry morning Hugo brooded over the face of his establishment like a spirit doomed to perpetual motion. For more than two hours he threaded ceaselessly the long galleries where the usual daily crowds of customers, sales-people, shopwalkers, inspectors, sub-managers, managers, and private detectives of both sexes, moved with a strange and unaccustomed languor in a drowsy atmosphere which no system of ventilation could keep below 75° Fahrenheit. None but the chiefs of departments had the right to address him as he passed; such was the rule. He deviated into the counting-house, where two hundred typewriters made their music, and into the annexe containing the stables and coach-houses, where scores of vans and automobiles, and those elegant coupés gratuitously provided by Hugo for the use of important clients, were continually arriving and leaving. Then he returned to the purchasing multitudes, and plunged therein as into a sea. At intervals a customer, recognising him, would nudge a friend, and point eagerly.
‘That’s Hugo. See him, in the gray suit?’
‘What? That chap?’
And they would both probably remark at lunch: ‘I saw Hugo himself to-day at Hugo’s.’
He took an oath in his secret heart that he would not go near Department 42, the only department which had the slightest interest for him. He knew that he could not be too discreet. And yet eventually, without knowing how or why, he perceived of a sudden that his legs carried him thither. He stopped,