What Are You Wearing to Die?
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Georgia magistrate MacLaren Yarbrough always laughs at her husband’s threat to handcuff her to her desk to keep her from ‘snooping on the sinister.” But when Starr Knight, the wild and flamboyant taxidermist’s daughter’s death is ruled an accident, MacLaren can’t help but be curious as to why Starr was found wearing an outfit she literally wouldn’t be caught dead in!!
Then another woman is killed wearing atypical clothes, there isn’t a desk or handcuff strong enough to keep Mac for searching their closets…for skeletons!!!
“Folksy, well-developed characters; plot twists; details of taxidermy; and a glimpse of the trials of small-business owners in rural America add to the story.” –Booklist
“Patricia Sprinkle is a modern master of the classic cozy mystery.” —Nancy Pickard
“As Southern as Sunday fried chicken and sweet tea… Come for one visit and you’ll always return.” —Carolyn Hart
“Sprinkle has a gift for developing a full, rich world.” —Publisher’s Weekly
“Sprinkle entertains and enchants her readers. Her characters are so real you’ll find yourself believing you grew up with them.” —Christian Retailing
"Sprinkle has a real eye for regional culture and traditions. . . . She tackles weighty subject matter with a steady hand and a reassuring touch.”—Atlanta Journal Constitution
"Sprinkle’s characters are fantastic, her Southern settings shine, and her stories always mesmerize.” —Roundtable Reviews
Patricia Sprinkle
Patricia H. Sprinkle is a freelance writer whose nonfiction books include the companion to this volume, Children Who Do Too Little. She is also a best-selling mystery writer and an active member of Sisters in Crime and Mystery Writers of America. She is a frequent speaker at seminars and women’s conferences and lives in Miami with her husband. They have two grown children.
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- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5I had read several in this series set in Hopemore, Georgia. The main character is a woman in her mid 60s, who, with her husband, runs a nursery business and is a magistrate. In htis book a young woman's body is found, murdered, and MacLaren investigates, against the wishes of her husband. Well-written cozy series.
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What Are You Wearing to Die? - Patricia Sprinkle
Billy"
Chapter One
For months, Joe Riddley had been threatening to shackle me to my desk to keep me from meddling in murder.
I never believed he’d do it.
In fact, when he came into our office that Thursday afternoon in mid-September and set an icy Coca-Cola and a Hershey bar beside my computer keyboard, I was almost ready to nominate him for a sainthood merit badge. What held up his nomination was a look on his face that meant he was up to something. When you’ve been married nearly forty-five years, you learn to read signs like that.
I hadn’t learned to read them well enough.
Is this a bribe or an apology?
I put one hand over the candy bar so he couldn’t take it back.
Give me space!
That wasn’t Joe Riddley. It was Bo, the big scarlet macaw whose rainbow tail feathers streamed down Joe Riddley’s back. We had inherited Bo from a man who died in our house a couple of years before. I and my husband often took the bird to work, claiming Bo got lonely at home. I didn’t complain. I often took Lulu, my three-legged beagle, to work with me for the very same reason. She was lying beside my desk at the moment, worrying a fat knot of red and brown cloth that she preferred to store-bought toys.
I held the candy bar ready to open as soon as I got Joe Riddley’s explanation.
Neither. I figured those might keep you sending out invoices until quitting time. If you don’t want them—
I want them, all right. They are probably the only incentives in the world that would keep me working on a day like this.
If Joe Riddley wasn’t ready to confess, I could wait.
I unwrapped the candy and looked wistfully out our office window. Georgia in mid-September is still hot, but already the air was getting that golden tinge that heralds autumn. While the trees were weeks from changing yet, the breeze rippling the leaves on the triple poplar beyond our parking lot had a lighthearted look, no longer encumbered by the weight of summer humidity. I envy you, getting to work outside.
Remind me of that on a rainy day next January, or in July when the thermometer nears a hundred.
Joe Riddley and I co-own Yarbrough Feed, Seed, and Nursery in Hopemore, the seat of Hope County, which is located in that wedge of Georgia between 1-20 and 1-16. He runs the landscaping part of our business and manages the nursery on the outskirts of town, which sells shrubs and trees to homeowners, developers, and landscaping firms. I keep the books and oversee the store in town, which deals in animal feed, seeds, bedding plants, potting soil, pesticides, fertilizers, and garden equipment.
He peered over my shoulder at the spreadsheet on my computer screen. We still got money in the bank?
Not to worry,
Bo advised. I have never known if that bird knows what it’s saying or merely gets it right sometimes.
I spoke through a mouthful of chocolate. Some. The nursery is going to show a nice profit when we collect from those new developments up near 1-20, but the store’s been losing money since last November. The only thing that’s held steady is large-animal feed, and once developers turn pastures into subdivisions, that will go down the drain. We need to consider what we’re going to do pretty soon.
In case you are wondering, it wasn’t my poor management that had the store running behind; it was what some folks call progress. Back when the federal highway that runs through town was a main drag, it brought right many tourists our way each year. Once 1-20 took the traffic, tourism slowed to a trickle, and some folks predicted that Hopemore would shrivel up and die. Of course, the primary business in the county at the time was agriculture, which was great for Yarbrough’s.
Like Joe Riddley often says, however, Land is like gold. They aren’t making any more of it.
In the past few years, our part of the state had been seeing what the chamber of commerce called revitalization
and other folks called the second Yankee invasion
: young seniors who wanted to enjoy early retirement free of snow and ice and who were willing to pay ridiculous prices for houses in cookie-cutter subdivisions sprawling over former fields and pastures. Our population used to be a steady thirteen thousand in the Hopemore greater metropolitan area. The next census would show a considerable jump.
Furthermore, while newcomers might be willing to fill our pastures and fields with new neighborhoods in their search for warmth and recreation, they wanted to shop in familiar places. The entire South had broken out in a rash of national chain restaurants, stores, and motels. Hopemore had recently added a Waffle House, and the previous fall a big superstore had opened at the edge of town, to the delight of newcomers—who didn’t seem to realize that the small town charm they had moved south for was headed for extinction. Local merchants were closing their doors at an alarming rate.
Joe Riddley and I were holding on so far, but the superstore had both a garden center and a pet department, so they sold almost everything our store carried, and at lower prices. I couldn’t blame people for wanting to save money, but it irked me when somebody bought a plant at the other place and came to us for free advice on where to plant it and how to keep it alive. The superstore’s garden center staff knew diddly-squat about horticulture. And while I appreciated my husband’s determination not to let employees go until we absolutely had to, we couldn’t run the store as a charity indefinitely.
Joe Riddley rattled his keys in his pocket. You been to the bathroom lately?
That might seem like a personal question, but when you co-own a business, questions aren’t always what they appear. The day before, a small boy had flushed his sister’s plastic coin purse down our toilet. I’d had a plumber in there half the morning trying to fish it out.
Five minutes ago. It’s working fine.
That’s good.
He shifted from one foot to the other, unusually restless.
Sic ’em, boy!
Bo urged.
I reached again for my Coke. For a nickel, I’d pack up and go down to Ridd and Martha’s for a swim. I’ve been thinking of that pool all afternoon.
A year before, Joe Riddley and I had moved from the old Yarbrough homeplace and turned it over to our older son, Ridd, and his wife, Martha—as Joe Riddley’s parents had turned it over to us when we had two boys to raise. Our grandson, Cricket, would be the fifth Joe Riddley Yarbrough to grow up in that place. The thing I missed most was the swimming pool. During warm weather, I went down several times a week to swim.
As I took another swig of Coke, Joe Riddley dropped a coin.
Is that my nickel?
I was so busy drinking I scarcely noticed him crawling around my desk—until he grabbed my ankle. I smacked him. Stop that! What if somebody takes a notion to mosey back to look at rakes and hoes?
The top half of our office door was a clear pane of glass, so we were visible to anybody who came to the rear of the store.
Back off! Give me space!
Bo demanded, trying to take a nip out of my hand.
Something cold circled my shin. I heard a snap. Hey!
I peered down at my husband’s broad back. What are you doing?
Anklets weren’t my style, and this one was heavy.
What I should have done years ago.
I heard another click. There’s been a body found out on the bypass, and I don’t want you heading over there to get involved.
I tried to lift my foot, but it moved only a few inches. It was securely fastened to one leg of the oak rolltop that had outlasted three generations of Yarbroughs. I could no more lift that desk than I could lift the courthouse down the street.
Playing along, I tugged at the cuffs—succeeding only in bruising my ankle and snagging my panty hose. You can’t do this. What if I need to leave the office?
You’ve already been to the bathroom.
He climbed to his feet with remarkable agility for a man of sixty-six. That’s one benefit of lifting heavy plants and working outdoors his entire life. Then the old hypocrite bent down and kissed the top of my head.
Let me out of here!
I still thought he was joking. I’m not going over to the bypass. But what if I have to go down to the sheriff’s detention center for a hearing?
In addition to working at the store, two years ago I became one of three magistrates in Hope County. I hold court each week to hear cases of county ordinance violations, hold traffic court down in the south end of the county a couple of times a month, and may be called by a deputy at any time, day or night, to go down to the detention center (the fancy name for our jail) to hold a bond hearing after an arrest.
Joe Riddley brushed his palms together to get rid of grit that accumulated on our old pine floors no matter how often we swept. I told them you wouldn’t be available for the rest of the afternoon. Judge Stebley is covering for you.
Which means every law enforcement officer in the county will know about this by nightfall. I will never live it down.
I was beginning to get cross.
He headed toward the door. Desperate times require desperate measures. I’ll see you in a while. I need to get back to the nursery.
You can’t leave me like this!
I went from not quite cross to furious in one second flat. In that second, I might’ve had the strength to hoist the desk high enough to slide off the cuff, but the anger surged past and left me with panic. Don’t, Joe Riddley. Anything could happen.
I pictured a tornado raging down Oglethorpe Street with me helpless before it.
He lifted the red Yarbrough cap he always wears, smoothed his hair, and settled the cap back on his head. I’ve got emergencies covered. Besides, it’s only for an hour or so. Then I’ll come on back and we can go swim.
At least tell me who died.
I was stalling for time. How could I convince him this joke had gone far enough?
I have no idea. A truck went over the embankment and was found sitting tail-up in the kudzu.
That didn’t help. Practically every family in the county owned a truck.
Buster got the call while I was driving him back from Rotary Club,
he added.
So that’s where you got the cuffs.
Bailey Buster
Gibbons was not only the sheriff of Hope County but had been Joe Riddley’s best friend since kindergarten. When I started school two years later, the two of them were alternately my champions and my tormentors. They would beat up anybody who tried to bother me, then devil me with practical jokes of their own—a tendency they had never outgrown.
Please, honey?
I was reduced to begging as he put his hand on the doorknob.
Little Bit, time and time again I have asked you not to meddle with murder. You have nearly scared me to death with how close you have come to getting yourself killed. I still don’t know how you got sliced up so bad in Scotland.
Unconsciously I flexed my left hand, which the doctor said would always be stiff from that encounter. He noticed. See? Next time it could be your neck. I married you so we could grow old together. That means you need to be around. Sit tight until Buster gets this body dealt with and I get an order of sod sent out. Then I’ll come back and we’ll swim.
I love you. I surely do,
Bo added.
He paused at the door. I had a second’s hope that the old coot was going to unlock me. You reckon the rage for hawthorn will continue this next year? We might need some more,
he said.
You and the sheriff are both going to need new heads once I get out of here.
I tugged hard at the cuffs, in case he hadn’t really locked them. They held firm. This isn’t funny. I’ll put you in jail.
I’ll be back in an hour or so.
With that, he left.
I glared at his back while it receded into shadows as he made his way through the store. I don’t know what I’m gonna do to get you for this,
I vowed aloud, but it is going to be terrible.
I am short, so I keep a stool for my feet under the desk. No matter how I tried, though, I couldn’t back far enough away from the desk to get the stool positioned right to keep that cuff from chafing my ankle raw. Lulu was no help, licking my other ankle as I tried to shove the stool into place.
I pulled the phone toward me and called the cell phone of Isaac James, assistant police chief and my good friend. His office was behind the courthouse, less than a block away.
As soon as I heard his bass rumble over the line, I announced, This is Judge Yarbrough, and I’ve got a problem here. I’ve inadvertently been cuffed to my desk.
Isaac’s chuckle filled my ear. He went through with it, huh? I heard he was threatening to do that.
How fast can you get over here to let me out? Then you can go to the nursery and arrest the old codger for false imprisonment.
Sorry, Judge, I’m out on the bypass right now, tied up with a wreck. If you really want to press official charges, though, I’m sure Chief Muggins...
Even Ike was playing dirty. Police chief Charlie Muggins had been trying to pin something on me ever since I got appointed magistrate. I could picture Charlie’s smirk as he came through my door—and as he left without helping me at all.
I thought Sheriff Gibbons went out on that bypass call.
He’s got his wreck and I’ve got mine. A couple of folks were so busy rubbernecking to see what the sheriff’s men were up to, they collided right inside the city limits. It was pretty bad, so I’ll be here a while. If you don’t want me to tell the chief, I can send one of the deputies...
He knew good and well I would turn down that offer, too. Ike might laugh and let me out, but if he sent a deputy because I’d requested help, I’d have to press some kind of charges. I might be mad enough to want Joe Riddley and Buster both behind bars for a night, but we’d be the laughingstock of Hopemore once the story hit the weekly Hopemore Statesman. There are certain disadvantages to living among people who have known you all your life.
Who died?
I could at least satisfy my curiosity on that point.
We don’t know yet. They are in the process of winching the vehicle up as we speak. All I know so far is that it’s a black Ford Ranger with a blond person in it wearing a white shirt.
I heard somebody speak behind Isaac. His voice went muffled for a sentence or two. Then he said, It’s Starr Knight, the taxidermist’s daughter.
I felt like somebody had stolen all my air.
Oh, no! First his wife—how long has it been since she died? Six or seven years?
Something like that. With her death plus all the stuff Trevor has already gone through with Starr, you’d think he’d had his share of troubles.
Not to mention what he went through before he ever got married.
Trevor Knight was the best living example I knew of somebody who had been to hell and back. He’d grown up in town and gotten drafted before he finished college. He came home from Vietnam wracked by nightmares and addicted to drugs and alcohol. For ten years he had cut a wild swath through middle Georgia. He had been intimately acquainted with the Hope County jail. But during his last incarceration, thirty years before, Trevor had found faith, which helped him lick his demons. Sober and clean, he had returned to Hopemore and gone to work for our local taxidermist. In the past twenty-five years, he had bought out the business and built it up until he now had two people working for him.
In the process, he had become known for compassion toward people the rest of us might give up on. That very morning he had chaired the breakfast meeting of a committee that helped turn around local teens headed in the wrong direction.
Unfortunately, his own daughter had been one teen he’d been unable to help. After her mother died, Starr had spun out of control. She started wearing a lot of makeup, provocative clothes, and flashy hairdos. At fourteen she was drinking. By fifteen she was a drunk. At sixteen she was pregnant. For a while after the baby came, she had cleaned up her act. She got a job at the Bi-Lo grocery store and was working a rehab program. However, in recent months she had slid downhill again. I’d seen her several times sashaying down Oglethorpe Street wearing a soiled skimpy top, skintight jeans, and too much makeup—which was unsuccessful at covering the deterioration of her pretty face.
From the speed with which Starr had been losing her looks, I guessed she’d been using methamphetamine. Like many small towns across the United States, we were drowning in meth. Nobody knew where it was coming from or how to stop the deluge.
Her little boy, Bradley, nearly broke my heart, tagging along behind his mama with dirty hands, torn jeans, matted hair, and a bewildered look on his face. Two weeks ago, the authorities had taken the child away and placed him with Ridd and Martha, who had completed training to become foster parents. Trevor had petitioned to get the child, and a court date had been set. Meanwhile, Cricket, who was five, had taken the four-year-old Bradley under his wing.
How would Martha explain to the two little boys that Bradley’s mother was never coming back? As sorry a mother as Starr had been lately, Bradley still cried for her every night.
I realized Ike was talking again. ...must have driven somewhere to get drugs and was too high to make the curve on her way back. Kids picking up trash for community service saw the truck bed sticking out of the kudzu and called the sheriff. Hold on a minute.
I heard somebody speaking to him in the background.
While I waited, I wondered what Starr had been doing out on the bypass. She lived in an apartment in town, and her daddy lived in the other direction. And why would she miss a shallow curve she’d been driving all her life?
Isaac came back on the line. The truck is Robin Parker’s and it was reported stolen Monday afternoon. It’s totaled. Robin won’t be driving it again.
That’s awkward. Robin works for Trevor. What a mess.
It’s gonna get messier before it’s over. Ms. Parker claimed her truck was stolen out of Trevor’s yard while they were working. His workroom doesn’t have any windows out back, where it was parked. Well, I’d better get back to work.
Before he hung up, Isaac added, Oh, Judge? Don’t leave town today, okay?
That wasn’t funny. I’m in pain over here.
I was talking to air. Ike had already gone. After that conversation, getting out of the cuffs moved down to the second most urgent issue in my life. The most urgent was letting Martha know what had happened.
Chapter Two
Ridd answered the phone. Until I heard his clogged, Heddo?
I’d forgotten he was recovering from a bad cold and had taken the day off from teaching math. He didn’t even try to hide his disappointment at hearing my voice. I thought you might be Bethany.
As hard as it was for me to believe, my older son was now forty-two and was normally a well-balanced adult whom folks looked up to. For the past three weeks, he had been an emotional mess. His little girl had gone to college, two hours away. My maternal take on his head cold was that he had gotten run-down from worry.
My own worries made me speak more sharply than I normally would. No, this is your mother, and I have some very bad news. Starr Knight has been found dead in a car that went over the embankment out on the bypass.
No point in beating around the bush when you have that kind of information to impart.
Oh, God.
From Ridd, that was a prayer. Unlike his younger brother, he didn’t swear. You’re sure?
What’s the matter, Daddy?
I heard Cricket in the background. I had expected him to be at school and Bradley to be in day care.
Are both boys in earshot?
I asked.
Yes. Cricket’s got my cold, so everybody stayed home today. We’re playing Go Fish and they are whaling the tar out of me. Let me take the phone to the kitchen.
In another second he asked softly, There’s no chance this is only a rumor?
I had it straight from Isaac James.
Her poor dad!
I could appreciate why Ridd would identify with a father who had lost his daughter, but I hauled him back to the other priority on his plate. I’m wondering what this will mean for Bradley. You all may have the task of telling him. I don’t envy you a bit.
There was a long pause. He apparently hadn’t considered that part of it. Then he asked, in a falsely cheerful voice, You guys looking for a snack?
I heard the boys clamoring for juice and Cricket Dog, Lulu’s son, yipping for a treat. I might as well let Ridd discuss his favorite subject until he could get rid of them. When did you hear from Bethany last?
Yesterday. She loves her classes, loves her roommate, hates the food, and was fixing to give some football players a ride to WalMart. Can you believe that? She knows not to give rides to strangers. And football players? You know what they’re like.
Your brother was a football player.
I wouldn’t have trusted my daughter with Walker at that age, either.
I sighed. When you have kids, you think you’ll get them into elementary school and your major work will be done. Then you think if you can get them into high school—or into college, or out of college—surely by then they will be grown-up and your worries will be over. Yet there I was with a son old enough to have a daughter in college, and he still expected me to bear his burdens.
She’s a grown-up now,
I reminded him, and she’s a sensible girl. Stop worrying and let her enjoy her freedom.
Easy for you to say.
He sounded as gloomy as Eeyore. You never had a girl. They worry you to death.
I didn’t need a girl for that. I’ve got your daddy. You will not believe what he’s done to me this afternoon.
For the first time since he came on the line, Ridd laughed. He carried through? I heard what he was threatening to do.
If you live in a city and depend on television, radio, or a newspaper for news, you might wonder how Ridd had heard. If you live in a small town, you take it for granted that news floats on the breeze. All you have to do is cock your ear and listen.
How fast can you bring a tool over to cut me free?
Not on your life. I suspect Daddy could still whup me if he tried.
Pop can whup anybody!
Cricket boasted in the background.
Martha came on the phone. What’s up, Mac? Why’s Pop going to whip Ridd?
I heard Ridd say, Hey, boys, would you like to take your snack out onto the porch?
For a moment, I had a wistful longing for that wide screened porch with a table placed to get the best view of the yard. I pushed regret down where it belonged and promised, I’ll tell you about that in a minute. First, Starr Knight has been found dead in a car out on the bypass.
Martha caught a quick breath, and her immediate reaction was the same as mine. Poor Bradley! How on earth are we going to tell him? And Cricket? He dotes on that child.
We discussed that for a few minutes, and then she asked, Why was Ridd saying his daddy can still whip him?
When I told her, she gave a gurgle like a mountain stream. Given the prickles in my left leg, I would have preferred a mountain stream at the moment—preferably an ice-cold one with my foot dangling in it.
Put some lotion on your ankle,
she advised. That will help it slide up and down easier.
Martha supervises our hospital emergency room, and was at home only because she was working a weekend rotation. I hate to say it, Mac, but I understand where Pop is coming from. You’ve put yourself in danger too often lately.
I don’t put myself in danger,
I protested. I do my best to avoid it. It just happens sometimes.
Like every time you get too close to a murderer.
That stung. "I don’t cozy up to them, but I can’t