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But When Dr. Kaikobad falls into a supernatural coma, Indelbed and his older cousin, the wise-cracking slacker Rais, learn that Indelbed's dad was in fact a magician—and a trusted emissary to the djinn world. And the Djinns, as it turns out, are displeased. A "hunt" has been announced, and ten year-old Indelbed is the prey. Still reeling from the fact that genies actually exist, Indelbed finds himself on the run. Soon, the boys are at the center of a great Diinn controversy, one tied to the continuing fallout from an ancient war, with ramifications for the future of life as we know it.
Saad Z. Hossain updates the supernatural creatures Of Arabian mythology—a superior but by no means perfect species pushed to the brink by the staggering ineptitude of the human race. Djinn City is a darkly comedic fanlasy adventure, and a stirring follow-up to Hossain's 2015 novel Escape from Baghdad!, which NPR called "a hilarious and searing indictment of the project we euphemistically call 'nation-building.'"
Saad Z. Hossain
Saad Z. Hossain writes in a niche genre of fantasy, science fiction and black comedy which, on the balance of it, very few people actually want to read. Practical evidence aside, he has powered on in this direction. He studied English Lit and Commerce at the University of Virginia, a combination of studies completely impractical in real life. Due to the stunning unpopularity of his writing he has been forced to work in various industries. This includes digging holes, making rope, throwing parties and failing to run a restaurant. Needless to say, working for a living is highly overrated. He lives in Dhaka, the most ridiculously crowded city in the world, teaming with humans, wildlife, and djinn. His novels include Escape from Baghdad! and Djinn City. His short stories have appeared in anthologies A Djinn Falls in Love, The Best Science Fiction and Fantasy of the Year, Vol 12, and the Apex Book of World SF Vol 4.
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Readers find this title to be a unique and creative story that grips them from the start. The narrator in the audio book does justice to the characters. However, some readers were disappointed with the ending, feeling that it abruptly stops without wrapping up the story. Overall, readers loved the book and are eagerly awaiting a possible sequel.
- Rating: 1 out of 5 stars1/5What a convoluted mess! Dissatisfying end with no particular conclusion. Just when I started to care about the characters the story ends with nothing to say.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Having finally gotten around to reading this novel, it isn't quite what I expected. Mind you, It has the wit and inventiveness that I admire Hossain for, but, in the end the conclusion is akin to a road coming to a dead end. The intention seems to be to offer the resolution of the fates of various characters in the works that follow this novel. However, if you aren't aware of those stories, you're not going to finish this book and feel satisfied. Frankly, you'd be better off reading "Cyber Mage" and Hossain's novellas before tackling this work.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Loved it so much. So many twists. Can’t wait for the following book
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5I absolutely loved this book! Got heartbroken by the ending though. Saad Z. Hossain took all my genie fantasies and surpassed them, lending even more mystery and funnily enough, more normalcy, to the whole genie genre. I loved the unflappably capable Juni and secretly wish I could be as successful as Materas. Alas... I’m only human...
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- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5This book was not what I was expecting at all. I found the writing style to grip me almost immediately. The creativity of the author is outstanding and this story is one for the ages. I literally do not think I have ever came across a more unique story in my life. I even listened to this book with my partner who doesn't really read and he loved it. We both couldn't really put it down. I would recommend listening to this on the audio book. The narrator is fantastic and really does the characters justice.
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- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5The ending was crap- one of those books that just stops rather than wrapping anything up. I really enjoyed it until the (non) end too.
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- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Centered on Bangladesh, the story follows members of a family of emissaries to the djinn—humans who know about and negotiate with the djinn, who look down on humans and some of whom plan to exterminate a substantial portion of humanity. One child is kidnapped, believing himself betrayed by the rest of his family, and becomes an apprentice to a very dangerous djinn, while his older cousin finds a new purpose in trying to fight the extermination plot. The ending involved a lot of betrayal and unfinished business; there is as yet no sequel, so it was kind of a downer.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5I really love your story, it deserves a lot of audience. If you have some great stories like this one, you can publish it on Novel Star, just submit your story to [email protected] or [email protected]
- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Drags, a slow start and worse middle eventually reach an interesting conclusion, before leaving most of the plot unresolved presumably for a sequel which I won't be bothering with. The worldbuilding concept is interesting enough, but the characters never really worked and the comedic attempts failed miserably. The basic premise is that Djinn exist in the world and keep their presence quiet against humanity's every expanding presence. They appoint Emissary's to deal with the many tiresome details and play endless political games among their factions. Reis is our more or less hero at first a background presence. His uncle is a useless layabout and drunkard, but some surprising visitors eventually convince Reis that their stories were lal true and his Uncle was an Emissary is history and power, and that perhaps he can be of assistance in his place, especially as his cousin who would otherwise be his uncle's heir has disappeared in the presence of the only other Emissary known to him. The full back story takes ages to work through, and only emerges very late in the book which is a shame as the context is needed earlier on, be cause the superficial characters give little to care about otherwise.
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Djinn City - Saad Z. Hossain
CHAPTER 1
A Full Account
The first persistent conviction of Indelbed’s life was that he was poor. This was not in itself a surprising observation, for he was surrounded by the poor in a country notorious for being poor. It would have been a statistical aberration had he not been poor. The problem was that Indelbed could see certain signs of incongruity in his family’s particular brand of poverty, minute and widely prevalent indicators that: a) they had fallen from grace in some way, and b) his father had been responsible for this calamitous disaster not too far back, for which many members of the extended family still shunned him.
They lived in Wari, in a rambling building whose original outer shape was no longer visible. It had been covered by outgrowths: add-ons, lean-tos, television towers, dish cables, animal shelters, and other superstructures of such fantastical nature that no sane human could discern their purpose. Surrounding buildings had encroached on its airspace. The entire thing was a decrepit, jagged fire trap, one fatuous giant’s stomp away from collapse.
For as long as Indelbed could remember, his family had assured him that Wari had at one point been a very fashionable area. Most of these people lived in the actual fashionable areas of Gulshan, Banani, or Baridhara. Some of them lived in the semi-fashionable area of Dhanmondi, which was still much better than Wari.
The gate of the house was an immense work of ironmongery, gently settling to rust. It opened into what had once been a driveway and then a garage, evidence that they—or some progenitor—had at some point owned more than one motor vehicle. The approach to the house must have been spacious too, matching the ambitious width of the gate, but steady encroachment by shops, habitations, and boundary walls had narrowed the street into a choke point only several feet wide, capable of allowing, at most, the egress of the pernicious three-wheeler baby taxis. No car could ever squeeze through the gate now. When Indelbed visited relatives in other parts of town and they deigned to drop him off, their cars had to park at the mouth of the alley and let him down on foot, right next to an open drain.
This was humiliating enough, although in hindsight it was perhaps a blessing that his cousins did not have to approach the house and perhaps meet his father by accident. Indelbed’s dad was a perfect adornment to the house: an eccentric drunkard so incoherent with rage that he was often bereft of speech altogether. In moments of lucidity he expounded on the misfortunes plaguing his life, one of which was Indelbed, although to be fair most times he was classified only as a minor irritant.
There seemed to be some implacable, invisible doom stalking Indelbed’s father. He had started life with all the trappings of wealth and success, and in a few short decades he had squandered everything. This too had a story. The house in Wari had once been the principal residence of some important ancestor. This gentleman, apparently anticipating the arrival of Indelbed’s father, had left his property entailed to the male line in a complicated legal maneuver, which meant that it could never be sold, leased, mortgaged, developed, or gambled; in short, it was absolutely useless to them in any form other than in its primary function, as a roof with four walls.
Even though it was Wari, the house and grounds together constituted such a large square footage that they could easily have repaired their fortunes had they been able to sell it. Often his father lamented this very point. If only. Instead, they were stuck with the care of this humiliating pile, with walls salt-encrusted from damp, the roof seeping water, the floors a treacherous mosaic, and all the woodwork so rotten that even the termites had decamped. It was, however, his home, and in the solitary games of his imagination, each nook and crevice contained a world filled with adventure, each room a castle, each hallway a jungle trail.
Indelbed’s father was one Dr. Kaikobad. In the bewildering tradition of his family, his father also had another and completely unrelated name, which was Dr. B. C. Khan Rahman. The custom was to have a Muslim name and then an eccentric one, and this accounted for Indelbed’s own current misfortune, for his father, completely hammered on the eve of his birth, had simply named him Indelbed, entirely forgetting to give him a proper name.
Possibly the larger misfortune was that Indelbed’s mother had died in childbirth. Indelbed sometimes fantasized that she had instead taken the opportunity of childbirth to escape, perhaps by the back door. Death by Indelbed.
This was the official cause written on the death certificate, scrawled in Dr. Kaikobad’s own hand.
In any case, it wasn’t easy going around without a proper name. By the time the Doctor had sobered up, the birth certificate had already been issued. Kaikobad refused to rectify the error, apparently overcome with grief. He had subsequently proceeded to combat this grief with bottles of dubious vintage for the next decade.
Thus this branch of the Khan Rahman family remained at two. The Doctor never married again, perhaps from fear of being saddled with a second Indelbed. Indelbed had tried to procure siblings through purchase, yet had failed, not the least because he had very little money. The two children he had managed to entice as far as the living room were scared off by the Doctor, whose charming habits included roaming the halls in his dressing gown with a full-length British cavalry saber in his hand.
Indelbed’s great-grandfather had apparently killed a British cavalry officer in Calcutta during the Great Mutiny, taking both his head as well as his sword. The sword was still in good condition. The head had been pickled in a jar, and although it was still resident among the family heirlooms and given pride of place on a center table, it was not possible to verify now whether it was in fact a British cavalry officer’s skull or just an ordinary local makeweight.
Indelbed, for this and many other reasons, did not receive visitors at home.
His father had, once upon a time, been very well educated. The doctorate was real. He was a physician as well as a PhD in mathematics, with a near-genius IQ. However, the drink prevented him from practicing medicine, and higher mathematics had fled his mind upon the death of his wife. Indelbed’s uncles always said that the Doctor was living life in reverse. He had started out with everything and gradually lost it all. Whiskey had been helpful in this regard, and in line with his reversal of fortune. His first drink had apparently been a priceless single malt stolen from a cache hidden by his father, who had been a well-respected judge. He had meandered through Johnnie Walker Black Label, then Red Label, and finally just anything foreign. Of late, the Doctor was lucky to drink something that contained ethanol. Quantity, in fact, had replaced any sense of taste he had previously been burdened with.
The Doctor had his first drink at twelve P.M., as a sort of hair of the dog. Lunch was a fluid affair depending on finances, but some kind of meal was served any time between one and three by the ancient butler. This gentleman claimed to be a butler (he pronounced the word but-loo) but had in fact been the old driver’s son, from that ancestral time when there had been cars in the driveway. Butloo had vague ideas about the dignity of his station, dimly remembered from back when his father had served in a more prosperous home.
After serving lunch, Butloo would proudly bring out a silver tray with glass and water. The tray was one of those heirloom pieces that, inexplicably, the Doctor had never sold. Possibly because it was his drinks tray and made whatever slop he happened to be ingesting more palatable. More likely, it was because Butloo jealously guarded this prized possession, the sole remnant of a more romantic age and his badge of identity, without which his claims of being a gentleman’s gentleman would be scorned out of hand by the other domestics.
Regardless of its undoubted psychological value, no one in the house knew how to polish silver (not that there was any money to buy polish). So the tray was tarnished black, yet still managed to gleam in a reproachful way whenever it was brought out.
After the post-lunch drink, the Doctor often dozed off for a while or retired to his study,
a roomful of rotting, barely legible books, the good ones having been sold off long ago. After his nap it was time for the evening drink, which coincided with the depressing dusk of Wari, which coincided with Butloo using dhup throughout the house to drive out mosquitoes. Dhup was a treatment of coconut fiber, which could be burned with coal to create a fume noxious to both humans and mosquitoes. The theory was that humans could withstand the poisoning longer than mosquitoes and thus emerge victorious.
After this, the drinking resumed at a rapid pace and continued until the bottles were finished or the Doctor passed out. Dinner again was a fluid affair in the middle of the drinking, served anywhere between eight and eleven P.M., or not at all, depending on the vagaries of the kitchen.
Butloo was accompanied by a half-mad, enormously fat maid, who served as both housekeeper-chambermaid and cook. She contrived to feed the four of them plus the guard at the gate with whatever pittance the Doctor gave her every week for grocery shopping. Food at the Khan Rahman household was a taboo subject. Each of the dishes had a grandiose name according to ancient family recipes—another clue to their august past. Indelbed had made discreet inquiries and found that none of his neighbors had any fancy ancestral recipes. What they did have in more abundance was actual food.
Indelbed frequently thought that the availability of food ought actually to be the most important part of the whole dining experience, but to voice any traitorous thoughts toward anything of ancestral value was to go deeply against the family, many of whom already seemed to hate him. The recipes called for the flinging around of many expensive ingredients, such as ghee, saffron, and gold leaf. In fact they also called for semi-expensive ingredients, such as meat and fish, which were also a problem. The cook had been forced to replace or drop so many parts from each vaunted recipe that the dishes no longer resembled anything edible at all.
Take the ghono dal, for example: ancestrally, a mixture of lentils thick enough to stand up straight on a plate, adorned with all manner of fried onions, molten ghee, and candied ginger; the Doctor’s version resembled muddy water with three-day-old beans, which coated the rice with a tired slime. Thus they maintained a mythical bill of fare for dinner each night, where Butloo was obliged to recite a spurious number of items being served, which the Doctor would decline to eat before they got down to their rice and dal.
Indelbed didn’t mind this so much, since he wasn’t a big eater anyway. Nor was he upset about his father’s refusal to buy him clothes, since he inevitably received all the hand-me-downs from the vast horde of second and third cousins of the clan. Taking pity on Indelbed was a sort of favorite pastime, and although it chafed a bit, he had to admit that most of the clothes were of good quality, on the higher end of the comparative scale of sartorial brilliance in his part of Wari. He was skinny so the clothes never fit right, and he had actually never had the experience of walking into a store to buy something just for himself, but he had seen it done plenty of times when following around various older cousins. Not being blessed with vanity, he couldn’t really see what the fuss was about.
The one real thing he hated about his father was his obdurate views on schooling. At the age of six, Indelbed had realized that all the neighborhood kids were going someplace in neat blue-and-white uniforms. When charged, his father had no adequate response other than declaring that he was not about to throw away a parcel of money trying to educate a six-year-old.
As time went by, however, Indelbed became increasingly anxious. Although all his neighborhood friends proclaimed him enormously lucky for somehow avoiding the traumatic experience of school, he was smart enough to realize that this was going to be a major problem.
I wish I could go,
he said sadly one day to Butloo, his confidant and advisor. What do you think they do there all day?
I never went to school, Choto Sahib.
What did you do then?
Indelbed asked, momentarily distracted.
I came from the village straight over here when I was a little older than you. My father worked here then. I used to run errands for your grandfather. Judge Sahib, they called him. Everyone in the neighborhood knew him. They used to come all hours of the day to get his opinion on things.
Must have been nice,
Indelbed said. But I’m sure the Judge went to school!
Don’t worry. Those dullards at the school don’t know half as much as your father,
Butloo said. You’re better off without them. God knows what upside-down things they are teaching over there.
You think my father knows anything?
Indelbed asked dubiously.
Dr. Sahib was the best student!
Butloo said. Didn’t he win awards when he was young? Didn’t he go to the best universities abroad? He was the youngest doctor in the city. Judge Sahib was so proud of him.
Two years rolled by. His father, under increasing pressure from Indelbed, declared that he was going to homeschool him. This entailed sitting down at some unspecified hour during the day and receiving very garbled lessons from the Doctor, who himself had attended schools in Dhaka, Karachi, and finally England. To be fair, Indelbed could see that his father was trying to help. Under the fugue of cheap alcohol there remained some semblance of intellect, enough, actually, to impart a very creditable amount of math, history, philosophy, and physics. He was taught to read the old-fashioned way, by the twin pillars of memorization and the rod. Any mistakes were punished with a whack across the shoulders.
This shameful secret of non-schooling continued for a few years, until it dawned on the family that ten-year-old Indelbed was not attending any kind of institution at all. It was his cousin Rais who first brought this to light, and it is here the saga of Indelbed really begins.
CHAPTER 2
The Wrath of Sikkim
Rais was the son of his father’s elder cousin. This branch of the family had gone into the diplomatic service. Rais’s father was an ambassador; they had lived in Cairo, Moscow, and Bhutan during the last three postings. Rais was ten years older, but of a bookish, kindly disposition. He had never bullied Indelbed as a child, and in the past few years he had treated him with regular, albeit flaky, consideration.
Indelbed himself made a point of trying to attend most family gatherings for a number of reasons. One, his presence always created an awkwardness among the elders, particularly as he came alone most of the time, and he enjoyed their consternation and various deliberations on what terrible future awaited him, how his life was being wasted, and, more immediately, who exactly was going to take him home. Two, the food was always good, and any change from home fare was welcome. Three, he often netted a monetary reward from some uncle or other, which he correctly labeled as guilt money.
On this occasion, they were celebrating the Ambassador and his wife’s wedding anniversary. Rais, back from some foreign university, casually confirmed that Indelbed was already ten, a fact not easily discernible given his slight stature, before asking, just as casually, about school. Indelbed, caught by surprise, blurted out the truth. He did not expect this to create any great effect. Rais, however, grew incensed. He started waving his hands and feet around, shouting loudly for his father. Soon they were surrounded by family. There was a heated argument, with wild accusations being fired off by Rais, who, it seemed, was some sort of champion for education, while also holding alarming, revolutionary ideas about overthrowing the family hierarchy.
Indelbed was getting scared. In his experience, garnering too much notice was a sure way of inviting trouble. Finally, the Ambassador took him aside and extracted the details about his daily schedule. It was too late to lie. The case was referred to the patriarchal chief of the Khan Rahman clan, the august Grand-Uncle Sikkim.
Nobody knew why GU Sikkim was named after an Indian state. In fact no one knew why he was so powerful either; the dynamics of the Khan Rahman clan were convoluted. He was a retired businessman who had accumulated a quantity of wealth, tied up mostly in real estate, and with the astonishing rise in land prices, he was making more money in retirement than he ever had in active life. His various alliances tentacled throughout the clan and across the city; he had a keen eye for human faults, possessed an inherent bossiness, and had at his disposal acres of free time.
Uncle, it is not right that this boy is ten years old and not yet a day in school,
Rais’s father, the Ambassador, said grudgingly, all the while glaring at Rais.
In principle everyone agreed that this was wrong, and the Ambassador was assigned to take the Doctor to task. This was done immediately by telephone, putting the party on hold. Indelbed, quite terrified now, could hear one side of the conversation and easily imagine the rest:
Kaiko, really, the boy needs to go to school,
said the Ambassador.
I’m better educated than ninety-nine percent of the teachers in this damn country. Whash more, I’ve got no money to throw away on school fees.
Kaiko, it’s not that much.
Tell the boy to work for it, if he’s so keen…
The phone call was inconclusive, and the family sat down to properly dissect the situation.
This school business is well and good, but who is going to pay for it all?
GU Sikkim, with his usual perspicacity, got to the root of the matter. Indelbed took this as a clue as to why the family tolerated the bossiness of GU. He had the ability to save a lot of time during family powwows by cutting straight to the money. His great age shielded him from accusations of crassness or insensitivity.
The Ambassador looked around uncomfortably and murmured something about low government wages. His younger brother, a barrister, said that elementary school was okay, but what about high school and college? That was going to be a hefty bill. With all the consummate skill of his profession, he also simultaneously managed to imply that he certainly was not going to pay.
GU Sikkim took a poll of the thirty-odd mature heads
present, men and women who carried weight and might make a contribution. Everyone had kids, worthless in-laws, bad loans, unlikely dependents. Most of them lobbed insults at Indelbed, accusing him and his father of wasting an incredible legacy. Astonishment too that all that money had been drunk or gambled away, without a single morsel being kept for a rainy day.
The family storm was now reaching frightening proportions. Indelbed, seated firmly in the middle of the drawing room, held in place by GU Sikkim’s cane, was barely able to keep his tears in check. Tears of shame, mostly, and not a little bit of fear, for he had seen his father in black rages before, when the senile amiability leeched away from his face and something demonic and violent peeped out. In his more lucid moments, the Doctor held his family in contempt equal to what they bore for him, and he would not take kindly to this intrusion.
Who would pay? Even if the money were found, who would take the awful responsibility of finding a school, etc.? What about books, uniforms, all the extra crap schools extorted out of you? The money couldn’t be given to the Doctor; he would surely drink it away.
And look at this whelp.
GU Sikkim prodded Indelbed. He’s undernourished. Has iodine deficiency, I think. Probably a stutterer. It’s a disgrace. I say we send him to the village.
Terror struck Indelbed. He knew about the village. It was where the family sent people who were retarded, mad, or terminally ill. Funnily, there was a fair quantity of these. Madness ran in the genes from multiple sides, apparently.
The Ambassador leaned forward and whispered something in GU Sikkim’s ear.
What?!
GU exclaimed. That nonsense again? Are you sure?
The Ambassador nodded gravely.
We must keep it secret at all costs! Will Kaikobad bring no end of trouble to us?
This lamentation had enough genuine merit to elicit a general wail of agreement. Various people remembered anew how the Doctor had embarrassed or inconvenienced them in the past. Indelbed, attuned to public opinion, could feel something sinister at work, however. What had the Ambassador said that needed to be whispered? What new horror was in store for him? He couldn’t imagine anything worse than the village, yet it seemed like the clan had even more hideous repositories for the graceless.
GU dragged him into one of the bedrooms and the Ambassador followed, clearly in discomfort. The door clicked shut. Indelbed stood in the corner, tears flowing freely now. Even his nose was blubbering.
Stand straight,
GU said, rather meanly.
"Indelbed, beta, has your father ever said anything about why you don’t go to school?" the Ambassador asked.
No, of course not,
Indelbed said, thinking, Isn’t it obvious? He’s a raving lunatic.
Does he ever pray or chant things at you?
Ye-es,
Indelbed said. Every night he comes to my room, stands at the doorway, and mumbles things. I pretend to be asleep. He’s drunk all the time, you know that, right?
Indelbed, do you have any brands or tattoos or anything?
No!
Indelbed knew where this was going, and he certainly was not going to admit to anything.
Oh, the boy is lying!
GU glared at the Ambassador. Any fool can see that.
Uncle, please.
Indelbed was terrified now. He stared at the Ambassador, who seemed to be the most likely adult to help him. The Ambassador looked grim. Tears spurted from Indelbed’s eyes. He had never felt so alone.
All right, fine,
the Ambassador said to GU Sikkim. It’s late. I’ll take him home.
Have a word with Kaikobad while you’re at it,
GU Sikkim said.
At this hour?
the Ambassador scoffed. I’ll drop in tomorrow afternoon.
Make sure about the other thing. We don’t want to have any more of that kind of trouble,
GU Sikkim said. He glared at Indelbed and lowered his voice to a menacing whisper. I have my eye on you, you sterile, mongoloid freak. You’ve got tainted blood. Any more trouble and I’ll personally lock you up forever.
CHAPTER 3
Sleeping Beauty
As the Ambassador’s car made the long trek to Wari, Indelbed sat in the back with Rais and listened politely to Aunty Juny’s stony silence. Rais squeezed his arm once in quiet sympathy, and it made Indelbed feel a little bit better about the whole evening.
Finally, when she couldn’t hold it in any longer, Aunty Juny started venting: "Why are we in charge of him? Kaikobad is such a weird drunk. I hate going to that house, it smells funny. Oh god, the car won’t even fit in that road. Why do we have to drop him off?"
The Ambassador, himself in a foul mood, said, It’s your precious son’s fault. He brought up the whole thing.
Whereupon Aunty Juny clamped her pale lipsticked mouth shut and glared at Indelbed through the side-view mirror. He was terrified of Aunty Juny. She was younger than the Ambassador by almost ten years, haughty and fashionable. Her perfectly coiffed skull protected a brain like a rabid German U-boat loose in the Atlantic. No nuance of character or action escaped her, and everything was turned to advantage with the rapidity and precision of an active field marshal. It was said in hushed corners of the clan that if she had been the Ambassador instead of, well, the Ambassador, then the Khan Rahmans would once again have had one of their number sitting as the foreign minister.
As it were, Aunty Juny’s genius was parked firmly in the corner of the Ambassador, propelling him from posting to lucrative posting, deftly sidestepping the wiles of lecherous junior wives, guiding him inexorably into the favor of powerful men while stamping down on the pretensions of lesser aspirants. Most intimidating to Indelbed, however, was that she was one of the few members of that generation of aunties who wasn’t fat, frumpy, or maternal. Oh no. With her glossy leather purses and polished nails, her dangerously high heels, her thin, rangy body, and her razor-sharp tongue—she was like a very pretty raptor. She filled his mind with excitement and dread at the same time. He was normally unflappable with adults, but she always reduced him into a stammering, uncouth wreck.
Rais, with the easy confidence of a university student, glanced at his parents contemptuously and ruffled Indelbed’s head in support.
I think I’ll stay over for the night,
he said, leaning toward the front seat.
What?
Aunty Juny’s voice, normally a kind of low growl, always jumped an octave whenever her son provoked her with some foolhardy plan. Whatever for? You’ve only been back a few days. I’ve hardly seen you…
It’s been a week, beloved Mummy dearest,
Rais said. He delighted in calling his mother outlandish, mocking names. People said Rais was smart, but Indelbed could see in him only an insane kind of bravado that was the fair opposite of smart.
What are you up to, boy?
the Ambassador asked.
Just want to help out my cousin,
Rais said. Indelbed could use some company, right? I can talk to him about schools.
Are you some kind of communist?
the Ambassador asked suspiciously. He could not keep track of all the youthful fads. In the past year he had seen the various scions of the extended family imitating Goth rock stars, Mohawked red Indians, and, incredibly, some kind of wimpy floppy-haired vampire. Rais didn’t have earrings or tattoos or dyed purple hair. It figured that his son’s debaucheries must be mental in nature. Rais had a distressing habit of reading everything except for what he was supposed to study. It was very likely he was infected by some aberrant philosophy.
No, sir.
Are you experimenting with boys?
the Ambassador asked.
Vulu!
Aunty Juny glared in shock and anger.
No, guys, I’m not gay,
Rais said, laughing. I have a girlfriend in school.
What?
Aunty Juny screamed, apparently finding this worse.
Hehe, good for you,
the Ambassador said. I remember when I was in—
I don’t think the boy needs to hear about your conquests, Vulu,
Aunty Juny said. Her tone made it quite clear that there were no such conquests to speak of, and had she not deigned to take him on, he would be withering away to a lonely death.
Quite right, quite right.
The Ambassador gave Indelbed a glance through his mirror. Still, let Rais stay with the boy. I’ll have to come here in the morning anyway to talk to Kaiko.
Aunty Juny declined to argue further. When the car could go no more, they let the boys out and drove off. The alleyway was still crowded even this late at night. On either side of the lane were hole-in-the-wall shops hosting food vendors grilling kebabs, tailors sitting on mattresses, ISD phone operators, rice wholesalers, and even an enterprising gentleman who sold stolen signboards. The smell of cigarettes and food was undercut by the rich, bubbling broth from the open drains. This was a far cry from what Rais was no doubt used to in his posh Baridhara apartment, but he wasn’t complaining, so Indelbed shrugged off his nascent embarrassment.
Normally he would have cringed a bit, walking his cousin through this maze, but right now he was too worried about his father’s temper. By the time they had reached the front door and negotiated entrance, he was in fact quite relieved that Rais had so magnanimously offered to help him. They were met in the hallway by Butloo, who informed him that the master was in a rare rage. Indelbed turned to Rais to confer, just in time to see the back of his traitorous cousin as he slinked off toward the stairwell, cell phone in his left hand and a rolled-up joint clamped between the long fingers of his right. Rais winked back at him.
I really needed to get away from them, man. I’m going to your room for a smoke. Same place, right?
Indelbed nodded.
I’ll see you later then.
Thanks,
Indelbed replied, trying to inject as much awful sarcasm as possible into his voice. It came out sounding sulky and immature instead.
Indelbed went to the study, bracing himself for a torrent of abuse. Automatically he checked for the saber and saw that it was hanging from its usual hook on the wall. While his father had never actually stabbed him with it, he had felt the flat of the blade more than once. (The Khan Rahman family was very much in favor of corporal punishment for young children, and the Doctor was one of the preeminent champions of this philosophy. The saber was the worst, but the belt wasn’t too nice either, and the Doctor’s hands, long and bony, were also deadly weapons of retribution.) The Doctor was sprawled in his armchair, muttering incoherently. He was for once dressed decently, in a white kurta. It even looked fairly clean. He must have unearthed it in some remote closet. His whiskey bottle was rolling on the floor, his glass cradled protectively against his bony chest. The man’s head lolled sideways, and a thin line of drool connected his chin to his shoulder.
Indelbed tidied his father up a little bit, taking care not to wake him and trying not to let his relief get the best of him. The armchair and footstool, joined together, could form a sort of couch-bed, which was not an unusual place for the Doctor to sleep on drunken nights. Tomorrow the hangover would be terrible, and the punishments might be further enhanced by this. It wasn’t an ideal situation, but like any little boy, Indelbed was an optimist at heart, and on the whole preferred a delayed punishment to an immediate one.
He reflected on the hints made by the Ambassador and GU Sikkim, and tried to imagine this wretched creature—this whiskey-pickled flop—harboring some dangerous secret. It made no sense to him. He tried to dismiss this as hearsay, but could not conceive why such lofty members of the clan would bother playing a prank on him.
He stood in front of the mirror and pulled up his T-shirt. It wasn’t a tattoo so much as a brand, a rough circle of raised flesh between his shoulder blades, with hardly any details. He didn’t remember getting it. He had always thought the Doctor had injured him by accident somehow. Why were they asking about it? How did they know?
Fired up somewhat by curiosity—imagining for a moment that he was the secret prince to some underground kingdom—he poked around his father’s books. They were a sorry lot, most of them water damaged. The drawers held plenty of notebooks, handwritten both in English and Bangla, and even some in Arabic script, which was probably Urdu. He knew that some of the older members of the family spoke Urdu, but only behind closed doors, because after the war it had become unfashionable to do so.
He tried to read a few of them, but he didn’t know most of the words, and the slanted handwriting confused him. There were diagrams of the human body and various medical notations, including pages and pages of recurring letters: ATCG. Then there were solid pages of math, numbers and letters jumbled together in bewildering formulas. Indelbed couldn’t be sure if this was genuine work the Doctor had been doing or simply the gibberish of a deranged mind. These notebooks covered a number of fairly recent years, the cheap paper undamaged yet by age, the handwriting steadily deteriorating as the drink wrecked the Doctor’s nerves. He resolved to ask Butloo about it tomorrow. The man didn’t know how to read, but he knew the mind of the Doctor, and if there was some horrible secret, he was sure to have a clue. Feeling slightly let down, he left his sleeping father and went upstairs to his room, only to find that Rais had appropriated his bed and was now lounging on it—with his shoes on, no less—smoking cigarettes and yapping away on his cell.
I’m going to be a while, buddy,
Rais said, looking up. You better grab the guest room.
That’s just great.
Sorry, dude.
Rais at least had the grace to look remorseful. Girl I’ve been seeing here. Trying to dump her gently. I hate this part. This might be a long night. Don’t want to keep you up.
Indelbed grabbed his stuff from the bathroom and stalked out, glaring at his cousin. He wasn’t sure what this part
or dump
meant, but he was sure the girl was better off. The guest rooms were not habitable, of course, having neither bedding nor, for that matter, working beds. Plus they were full of mosquitoes, since the windows did not close properly, and if anyone thought mosquitoes were not a big deal, they’d never spent all night fending off bloodsuckers the size of sparrows.
He sat at the foot of his bed and waited, arms crossed.
Sorry,
Rais said, finally hanging up after twenty minutes. He didn’t look the least bit sorry. You talk to your father?
He was asleep,
Indelbed said. Fat good you were, though.
Find out anything mysterious? I had my ear to the door, back at the party. Heard pretty much everything GU Sikkim said. His voice really carries.
I’ll be sure to warn him next time,
Indelbed said.
So you actually got a tattoo or what?
Rais asked. Why’d they keep hassling you about it?
Indelbed shrugged.
I’ve always wanted one,
Rais said. My mom would kill me, though. Plus they hurt a lot I bet.
Indelbed wordlessly lifted his shirt and showed the mark on his back.
Whoa! You do have one! It looks a bit like a snake swallowing its tail,
Rais said. If you squint. Pretty cool.
That made him feel better. He hadn’t really ever felt cool before. Rais had a way of making everything seem easy.
I was going to ask Father about it, but he hasn’t even woken up yet,
Indelbed said.
It’s the drink,
Rais said knowledgeably.
"Rais bhai, Indelbed ventured,
what is a mongoloid?"
It’s like a baby with an extra chromosome,
Rais said. He looked at Indelbed. I don’t think you’re one; they always have stretched-out heads.
What’s wrong with them?
Their brains don’t work properly. Yours is fine. I’m pretty sure.
Thanks. And what’s ‘sterile’?
You know how kids are made, right?
Rais made a halfhearted poking gesture with his hands.
Indelbed shrugged. He didn’t really, but it didn’t seem like particularly secret knowledge. After all, the world was full of kids.
Why do you ask?
GU Sikkim called me mongoloid and sterile.
I’m sure that can’t be right,
Rais said. He frowned. You look perfectly normal to me.
Well, you’re not studying to be a doctor anymore, are you?
History major for now. I did the premed stuff, but I definitely don’t want to be a doctor.
You probably wouldn’t know anything about it then,
Indelbed said. He sniffed.
No point sitting around,
Rais said, giving him a pat on the head. Let’s look for clues to this awful secret.
His enthusiasm was genuine and infectious, shaking Indelbed out of despondency, and soon they were rifling through the Doctor’s private notebooks, expounding outlandish theories. Rais seemed to have no compunction about going through the Doctor’s private stuff.
It’s about DNA, I think,
he said finally, after poring through the pages. See the squiggly lines? Looks like chromosomes to me.
Looks boring to me,
Indelbed said.
Maybe he was charting the family tree or something,
Rais said. Hey, how come there’s none of your mother’s stuff around? I don’t even know what she looked like.
I don’t either,
Indelbed said, surprised. He hardly ever thought of her, and his father never spoke of her, other than reassuring him that she was dead. He realized that there was not a single picture or reference to his mother in the house. No favored artifact. No portrait. No sepia photograph of the happy couple. Not even an article of clothing. Had she been some kind of hideous monster?
I bet that’s it, she’s a monster,
Rais said, showing colossal insensitivity, Indelbed thought. He had always hoped that his mother was secretly alive and would one day come to reclaim him. He wasn’t quite ready to let go of that yet.
They asked Butloo about it, but that worthy creature clamped his lips shut and said that Dr. Sahib had forbidden him to ever speak of her. The other staff had all joined after her demise and knew nothing except farfetched rumors. They claimed she had been a memsahib, a witch, a rare beauty possessed by djinn.
It’s got to be something weird about your mother,
Rais said.
Maybe she was mad?
The village of the insane always weighed on Indelbed’s mind. That’s it, and I’m probably going to go mad too, which is why he never bothered sending me to school.
He tried to take his fate philosophically, but the little quaver in the end gave him away.
"It’s like Jane Eyre; maybe your mother went mad, and she’s locked up somewhere in the house!" Rais said.
Indelbed shot him a dirty look, but then another thought took hold: You don’t think she got sent to the village, in secret?
Rais leaned back, wondering for a moment, and then shook it off as impossible. Let’s just go to sleep. We can look some more in the morning, and my dad’ll be here.
When the Ambassador finally arrived the next afternoon, it was past four o’clock and Indelbed was quite sick with worry. The problem was that the Doctor wasn’t actually showing any signs of distress. His temperature was okay: he wasn’t sweating or shivering, and he hadn’t even vomited once. Indelbed, the veteran of two separate cases of alcohol poisoning, and numerous cases of very bad binge-drinking hangovers, just could not see how this was drink related.
What’s more,
Rais said, after they had told the whole affair to the Ambassador, the bottle is only half empty. Surely Uncle wasn’t a half-bottle man…
No, it would definitely take more than half a bottle to put him down,
the Ambassador said ruefully. Still, let’s call a doctor, eh?
The neighborhood doctor, by dint of Butloo’s penchant for gossip, had already heard about the peculiar ailment of his colleague and had been sitting with his medical bag on his lap for the past three hours, waiting for the summons. Everything that happened in the big house was a source of constant entertainment to the neighborhood, and he expected to live off this incident for many weeks.
To his chagrin, he could reach no diagnosis. After checking all the vital signs, the best he could offer was a saline drip and plenty of rest.
There’s nothing wrong with Dr. Kaikobad,
the physician said. He just seems to be asleep. Probably he’ll wake up. Perhaps he was very tired?
The Ambassador, not the least bit impressed, ushered him out with great haughtiness. They ate a take-out dinner in silence, and then Indelbed was quite relieved when the Ambassador announced that he and Rais would be staying over.
If he doesn’t get up by morning, boy, we’ll have to have a rethink,
the Ambassador said.
Indelbed desperately wanted to ask what this was about, but he didn’t dare.
It’s probably the madness coming on,
Rais said. For an adult, even a young one, he had a peculiarly ineffective method of cheering people up.
Indelbed spent the night next to his father, trying desperately to stay awake. In the dark his father’s still form seemed monstrous. When he finally succumbed, he dreamed of ghosts with doglike faces hounding him. Several times in the dark he imagined his father reaching for him. At dawn, the sound of the muezzin woke him, and he wandered outside, bleary-eyed. He felt a miasma of unknown dread pressing down on him. The familiar objects in the house failed to comfort him. Everywhere he saw evidence of insanity and loss, years of neglect. For the first time he contemplated the awful certainty that he might soon become an orphan. He would have to leave the house. They’d probably send him to the village (where perhaps he’d be reunited with his supposedly dead mother).
In the morning, the Ambassador and Rais rejoined him, only to learn that nothing had changed with respect to his father. The Doctor remained asleep and undisturbed. If anything he seemed even more restful than before; yet there was no movement of any sort, no response to shakes, or slaps, or pinches, or any other minor physical torture.
The Ambassador was a methodical, sound thinking man and, in the absence of his wife, well able to handle most situations. He made some phone calls, and within the hour two more doctors came, one a relative by marriage to the Khan Rahmans and the other a promising youngster cousin of thirty years. Both of them were highly placed in the Apollo Hospital, which was the medical facility endorsed by the clan elders. Neither of them looked pleased to be out here, but they had answered the summons, and extremely promptly. Not for the first time, Indelbed marveled at the push and pull of the extended family. He had seen it in action before, but never for his benefit.
Well?
the Ambassador asked, after they had consulted.
I can’t say, Vulu,
Dr. Pappo, the uncle by marriage, said. He was a heart specialist at Apollo, a recognized expert in cardiac distress. There is nothing wrong with him. I’ve told him many times about the drinking, but that would lead to stroke or liver failure. Nothing like this. He seems to be asleep. I can admit him if you’d like, but then what? He doesn’t even need a respirator or anything.
The junior doctor had the good sense to keep his mouth shut.
"A man doesn’t sleep for two days if there’s nothing wrong with