Uncle John's Bathroom Reader For Kids Only! Collectible Edition
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Now is your chance to own the very first Uncle John's Bathroom Reader For Kids Only in a hardcover edition with all new illustrations! When our younger readers demanded a Bathroom Reader of their own, Uncle John put together this brain-boggling easy-to-read collection of facts, fads, quotes, history, science, origins, pop culture, mythology, humor, and more! Plus it's full of wacky and fun illustrations and Uncle John's famous "running feet"--those fun and fascinating facts on the bottom of every page. Kids will read about…
* Who was Dr. Seuss?
* Baseball superstitions
* The birth of The Simpsons
* How carnival games are rigged
* Dining on scorpions and tarantulas
* Shocking truths about thunder and lightning
* Disgusting bodily functions like ear wax and digestion ( and why they're important)
* Uncle John's all-time favorite elephant joke: Q: How do you get an elephant up an oak tree? A: Plant an acorn underneath him and wait 50 years!
...And much, much more!
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The Bathroom Readers' Institute is a tight-knit group of loyal and skilled writers, researchers, and editors who have been working as a team for years. The BRI understands the habits of a very special market—Throne Sitters—and devotes itself to providing amazing facts and conversation pieces.
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SUPERSTARS
Great sports quotes from some sports greats.
You miss 100% of the shots you never take.
—Wayne Gretzky
The medals don’t mean anything and the glory doesn’t last. It’s all about your happiness.
—Jackie Joyner-Kersee
It’s lack of faith that makes people afraid of meeting challenges, and I believed in myself.
—Muhammad Ali
When I went out tonight I wasn’t skating for a gold medal, I was just skating for the pure joy of it.
—Sarah Hughes, Olympic skater
Excellence is not a singular act, but a habit. You are what you repeatedly do.
—Shaquille O’Neal
You have to expect things of yourself before you can do them.
—Michael Jordan
As long as I can compete, I won’t quit.
—Cal Ripken, Jr.
You have to believe in yourself when no one else does—that makes you a winner right there.
—Venus Williams
I can never, ever receive the Most Valuable Player award on behalf of myself. I have got to receive it on behalf of my team.
—Cynthia Cooper, WNBA MVP
If you can’t laugh at yourself, then who can you laugh at?
—Tiger Woods
ODD WORLD RECORDS
Here are some people with way too much time on their hands.
ZOLILIO DIAZ, Spain
Record: Rolled a hoop from Mieres to Madrid, Spain, and back—a distance of more than 600 miles. It took him 18 days.
TRAVIS JOHNSON, Elsberry, Missouri
Record: Held nine baseballs in his hand without any adhesives
in 1989.
RANDY OBER, Bentonville, Arkansas
Record: Spit a wad of tobacco 47 feet, 7 inches in 1982.
JOE PONDER, Love Valley, North Carolina
Record: Lifted a 606-pound pumpkin 18 inches off the ground with his teeth in 1985.
STEVE URNER, Tehachapi, California
Record: Threw a dried, 100% organic
cow chip more than 266 feet on August 4, 1981.
REMY BRICKA, Paris, France
Record: In 1988, using 13-foot-long floating skis,
he walked
across the Atlantic Ocean from Tenerife, Spain, to Trinidad (a distance of 3,502 miles). The trip took 60 days.
CREEPY CUISINE
People have been eating strange food since…well, since people first felt hungry. How hungry would you have to be to try some of these delicacies?
BATS
That’s right, bats. The native people of Guam (an island near Japan) eat them boiled whole. Some bats can weigh up to three pounds, and have wingspans of three feet. It is preferable to leave the fur and the wings on.
SCORPIONS
An Asian delicacy. In Hong Kong, scorpions are pickled in wine, then deep-fried. In other parts of China, they’re eaten alive, but chefs first get them drunk in alcohol (the hope is that the scorpion will be too drunk to sting).
CRICKETS
In Mexico, crickets are fried, then dusted in chili powder for a delicious crunchy snack (with protein!). They’re sold on street corners by the bagful.
TARANTULAS
In Thailand, people eat these big, hairy poisonous spiders roasted and served in coconut cream with lime leaves. Actually, that sounds pretty good (except for the spiders).
DUMB CROOKS
Here’s proof that crime doesn’t pay.
PAIN IN THE…
A Boise man stole a dog at gunpoint, then tucked his gun in the waistline of the back of his pants and drove off with the dog. But the gun began bothering him while he was driving, so he reached back to reposition it and shot himself in the butt. Then, when he tried to remove the gun from his pants he shot himself in the butt again. He was hospitalized in serious condition and the dog was returned to its home.
—Boise Statesman-Journal
THAT WAS UNWARRANTED
A man who had committed crimes in Morgantown, West Virginia, was curious to know if the police suspected him. He approached two officers and asked if there were any arrest warrants out on him. There were.
—Chicago Sun-Times
BUT WHERE WERE THEIR HELMETS?
Roger Yost, 40, and William Isberg, 40, were arrested in Fairbanks, Alaska, when they tried to heist a 500-pound safe from a Moose Lodge hall, forgetting that they had arrived at the lodge on bicycles.
—Medford Mail Tribune
GAMES FROM AROUND THE WORLD
You’ve probably played hide-and-seek, hopscotch, and kick the can. Here are three games from other countries that you might like to try.
GAME NAME: Dragon
WHERE IT’S FROM: Ukraine
NUMBER OF PLAYERS: 5 to 20
HERE’S HOW YOU PLAY:
1. Choose someone to be the head of the dragon
and someone else to be the tail of the dragon.
2. Form a line with the head in front and the tail in back. Put your hands on the shoulders of the player in front of you. Now you are a long dragon.
3. Run!
4. The head of the dragon tries to catch the tail. When it does, it becomes the tail and the game starts again. Play until everyone has been the head of the dragon. The hardest part of this game is keeping the dragon together because you’re laughing too hard!
GAME NAME: The Moon and Morning Stars
(La Luna y las Estrellas de la Mañana)
WHERE IT’S FROM: Spain
WHAT YOU NEED: A large tree
NUMBER OF PLAYERS: 3 or more
HERE’S HOW YOU PLAY:
1. This is a great game for early morning or late afternoon, when the sun is low enough in the sky to cast long shadows—because it’s the shadow that will be your playing field.
2. Once you’ve found the tree, choose one player to be the moon (la luna). The moon must stay inside the tree’s shadow.
3. All of the other players are the stars (las estrellas). They run in and out of the shadow while the moon tries to tag them.
4. If one of the stars is tagged by the moon, that player becomes the moon, and the game begins again.
GAME NAME: Escargot (pronounced es-car-GO), meaning snail
WHERE IT’S FROM: France
WHAT YOU NEED: A large, flat surface, such as a blacktop, and some chalk
NUMBER OF PLAYERS: 2 or more
DESCRIPTION: This is sort of like hopscotch—with two differences: there is no rock to throw, and the game’s shape is not rectangular, but spiral (in the shape of a snail).
HERE’S HOW YOU PLAY:
1. Draw the playing field as shown in the diagram below.
2. Using only one foot, hop on all the squares to the center, where you may rest for a moment on both feet.
3. Turn around and hop back on the other foot through the snail to square 1. Then repeat the process.
4. If you make it successfully in and out twice without touching a line or letting your other foot touch the ground, then you get to choose one of the squares to be your house.
Write your name in it. Now you have another square—your house—to rest in. No one else may hop in your house—they have to hop over it.
5. Your turn ends when you step on a line or put both feet down. Then the next person goes.
6. Keep playing until either all of the houses are owned, or it is impossible for any player to make it into the center square. Whoever has the most houses is the winner.
VIDEO GAME FACTS
In 1951 engineer Ralph Baer had an idea: create a TV you could play games on. Twenty years later, he helped Magnavox release Odyssey—the very first home video game. Here are some facts about the phenomenon he started.
• The first video arcade game was Pong, introduced by Atari in 1972. It was a simple ping pong game: Two lines (paddles) on either side tried to knock a white square (the ball) past each other. It was immensely popular and started the gaming craze.
• Atari is an ancient Japanese word. Translation: You are about to be engulfed.
• In 2001 over 225 million computer and video games were sold—that’s about two games for every American household.
• Average age of a gamer: 28 years old.
• Nintendo introduced GameBoy in 1989. Its first game: Tetris (invented by a Russian named Alexey Pazhitnov).
• Biggest release ever? Microsoft’s Xbox, released in November 2001, sold more than a million units in its first month.
• Forty-three percent of game players are women.
• In 2000, for the third year in a row, an astonishing 35% of all Americans identified computer and video games as the most fun entertainment activity. Second place: television (18%).
BODY MUSIC: THE BURP
Your body is a fine musical instrument, making lovely sounds that entertain (and gross out) your friends and family.
STAND CLEAR! ROCKET BLAST!
It’s lunchtime. You take a bite of hamburger and a big swig of soda. A few seconds later—braaaaap! People at the next table are wondering if the volcano Krakatoa just erupted again or if that noise really came from little old you.
So what exactly was it that made the sound that shook the restaurant windows? Some people call it a burp. Others call it a belch. But whatever you call it, that eruption was 100% gas.
HERE’S HOW IT WORKS
When you eat or drink, you don’t just swallow food and liquids. You also swallow air. And air contains two gases—nitrogen and oxygen. These gases need to get out again, so they blast off from your stomach, travel back through your food tube, and out of your mouth.
When you eat or drink too fast, you gulp more air, which gives you more burp power. If you want an even bigger explosion, add some soda pop. Bubbly soft drinks are loaded with carbon dioxide—that’s what makes them fizz—and carbon dioxide is another gas. Now you’ve got carbon dioxide, nitrogen, and oxygen as burp fuel. If you want to add even more firepower, drink that soda through a straw. The straw draws even more air in, which, of course, eventually has to blast back out.
TOO RUDE!
Most people feel that burping in public is impolite. But in some societies, a slight or delicate belch after a meal is considered a compliment. People in Africa, China, and Japan take it as a sign that you really enjoyed your meal.
X-TREME BURPING
Some kids can burp the entire alphabet (and do it at the dinner table just to bug their parents). Most settle for trying to be the longest or the loudest burper around. The loudest burp on record was made by an Englishman named Paul Hunn. One of Hunn’s burps was measured by the Guinness Book of World Records at a roaring 118.1 dB (decibels) of loudness. That’s louder than a motorcycle (95 dB) and almost as loud as a rock concert (120 dB).
Got a great burp story? Send it to Uncle John.
(www.bathroomreader.com)
COMIC BOOK HEROES
You probably know that Spider-Man got his powers from a radioactive spider bite…but do you know how the character was invented in the first place? Let’s take a look at the invention of some classic comic heroes.
SUPERMAN (1938)
The Man of Steel was created as a direct result of writer Jerry Siegel’s attempts to meet girls when he was a young man. I had crushes on several attractive girls, who either didn’t know I existed or didn’t care,
he once explained. It occurred to me: What if I was real terrific? What if I had something special going for me, like jumping over buildings or throwing cars around? Then maybe they would notice me.
• Siegel and co-writer Joe Shuster named their character after movie actors Clark Gable and Kent Taylor.
• Superman’s hometown was named after the science fiction movie Metropolis.
• Lois Lane was inspired by a woman named Lois Amster whom Shuster had a crush on when he was in school.
SPIDER-MAN (1962)
In the early 1960s, Marvel Comics published a comic book called Amazing Fantasy. But after issue number ten,
publisher Stan Lee recalls, the sales began to run out of steam…so it was decided that the fifteenth issue would be the final one.
This gave Lee the chance to experiment. For quite a while,
he writes, I’d been toying with the idea of doing a strip that would break all the rules. A strip that would actually feature a teenager as the star. A strip in which the main character would lose out as often as he’d win—in fact, more often…
Since Lee had a free hand to do what he wanted in the last issue of Amazing Fantasy, he used it to introduce his anti-superhero—Spider-Man.
A few weeks after its publication, sales reports came back. The issue had been a bestseller! That prompted a brand-new monthly comic… The Amazing Spider-Man.
BATMAN (1939)
Bob Kane was a fan of the 1926 movie The Bat, which featured a villain who wore an awesome bat-like costume.
He also liked to read Sherlock Holmes mysteries. In 1939 he combined the two and came up with Batman.
Twelve comic book episodes later, Kane decided to give Batman a sidekick—one that he conceived as a fighting young daredevil who scoffs at danger.
Both the name and the costume were adaptations of the legendary English hero Robin Hood.
Catwoman was based on the beautiful movie star Jean Harlow. The Penguin was inspired by a character in a cigarette ad.
MOVIE BLOOPERS
Movies may seem well-thought-out, but if you look carefully, you can find all kinds of goofs and flubs. Here are a few we found in hit films.
MOVIE: A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
SCENE: David (Haley Joel Osmont) jumps into the water in Manhattan and lands in Coney Island.
BLOOPER: Coney Island is in Brooklyn.
MOVIE: Aladdin (1992)
SCENE: As Aladdin and Jasmine sing A Whole New World,
they pass in front of a full moon.
BLOOPER: When they’re near the water, there’s a reflection of a crescent moon.
MOVIE: Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring (2001)
SCENE: Frodo and friends are traveling down the river when they pass two giant statues.
BLOOPER: Both statues have their left arms raised in the air. But after they pass them, a shot from behind shows one statue raising its left arm and the other its right.
MOVIE: Bring It On (2000)
SCENE: Torrence’s (Kirsten Dunst) little brother, while playing a video game, is making fun of Torrence’s boyfriend. She gets mad and rips the controller out of his hand.
BLOOPER: Hello? There’s no game in the Playstation, and the disk door is open.
MOVIE: Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)
SCENE: In the final showdown, Austin (Mike Myers) shoots four bad guys.
BLOOPER: Listen to the shots—he only fires three times.
MOVIE: The Matrix (1998)
SCENE: Neo (Keanu Reeves) is at work.
BLOOPER: According to the sign on the building, the name of the company is Metacortex. But as he’s escaping, there’s another sign inside the building, this time calling the company Meta Cortechs.
MOVIE: Spider-Man (2002)
SCENE: Spider-Man (Tobey Maguire) gets cut by the Green Goblin (Willem Dafoe) just above his elbow.
BLOOPER: When the Goblin discovers the same cut on Peter Parker (Spidey’s secret identity), it’s below his elbow and facing a different direction.
MOVIE: Titanic (1997)
SCENE: Jack (Leonardo DiCaprio) is bragging about going ice fishing in Wissota Lake.
BLOOPER: Wissota Lake is a man-made reservoir built in 1917… five years after the Titanic sank in 1912.
UNCLE JOHN’S BRAIN TICKLERS
Ready for a challenge? Have fun with these puzzles.
1. SQUARE DEAL. Twenty-four sticks can be arranged to create the pattern below. Can you remove eight sticks from the illustration so that you’re left with two squares that don’t touch each other?
2. GOING IN CIRCLES. In the drawing to the right, what number belongs in the center?
Answers on page 281.
FAMILIAR PHRASES
Here are the origins to some common phrases.
OVER THE TOP
Meaning: Way too much
Origin: The expression originated in World War I to describe the method of charging out of the trenches on the attack. Somehow the phrase was later adopted by showbiz people to describe a performance that has gone beyond the bounds of restraint.
(From The Phrase That Launched 1,000 Ships, by Nigel Rees)
TOP DOG, UNDERDOG
Meaning: Favored,