Pisu's Revenge
By Susha Golomb
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What happens when a group of obligate carnivores decide to live in a place where no one is allowed to eat anyone? The place is Ailuria, and what happens is that Tefnut, the less than willing DFOA (Dominant Female Over All) gets stuck with the job of keeping the rest of the cats from killing each other. Pisu’s Revenge is a middle grade fantasy, best for ages 8 to 12.
Pisu’s Revenge is a prequel to the series called The Fairy Gifts. The heroine of the series is ten year old Miriam Mermelstein. Much of what happens to her in the first book, Magic Sucks, is a result of the actions of her cat, Tefnut. This book is Tefnut’s story, her life in Ailuria (The Kingdom of the Cats), and why she eventually left Ailuria for the human world. Warning! With very few exceptions, all of the characters are cats.
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- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5(Note: this review starts with a massive tangent that sounds a little negative. However, I have very little negative to say about this book in particular - if you keep reading the review, please read the whole thing) //
As a 17 year old, I found the main books of this series to be okay. Not particularly good, but not particularly bad either - just okay. The plot felt a little shaky, as interesting as the ideas were, so I wasn't fully engaged throughout. They're books targeted at children as young as half my age, though, so this isn't a criticism by any means. Indeed, I've read many books targeted at my own age range that wouldn't even compare to the quality of these. They felt like a nice time-killing read to me, but they didn't strike me as something I'd read twice //
HOWEVER:
(Negativity stops here) //
I don't care who this book was targeted towards - this was good enough I may try to find a paperback copy of it! With its use of cats (and occasional other species) to create a unique sort of society, it felt very reminiscent of the Redwall series, albeit with a much lighter tone. All recurring characters, main & supporting alike, had seemingly fully developed personalities (even though some had very limited appearances), and I don't think there was a single moment where my suspension of disbelief faltered! Age is irrelevant for this book - it's very deserving of 5 stars, and I would suggest giving it a read to anyone who has the time!
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Pisu's Revenge - Susha Golomb
PISU’S REVENGE
Prequel to the series The Fairy Gifts
By Susha Golomb
Copyright 2018 Susha Golomb
Smashwords Edition
TABLE OF CONTENTS
PROLOGUE – ANCIENT HISTORY
PART I – SIX MONTHS OLD
-Chapter-1 – Life on a Barge - The First Day
-Chapter-2 – Life on a Barge - Hunting
-Chapter-3 – Life on a Barge - Swimming
-Chapter-4 – Life on a Barge - Pisu
-Chapter-5 – Life on a Barge - Settling In
PART II – SIX YEARS OLD
-Chapter-6 – Things Fall Apart
-Chapter-7 – Queen Tefnut
-Chapter-8 – The Plan
-Chapter-9 – Trying it Out
-Chapter-10 – Pisu Returns
-Chapter-11 – Working Out the Details
-Chapter-12 -- Shirley
-Chapter-13 – Hazel the Harvester
-Chapter-14 – Twidum and Twidee
-Chapter-15 – The Riffle
-Chapter-16 – Oren
PART III – EIGHT YEARS OLD
-Chapter-17 – Things Fall Apart...Again
-Chapter-18 – Small Changes
-Chapter-19 – The Queen’s Barge
-Chapter-20 – Claw Perfect
-Chapter-21 – The EQs
-Chapter-22 – Comfortable
PART IV – TWELVE YEARS OLD
-Chapter-23 – It was a Dark and Stormy Night
-Chapter-24 – Parting of the Ways
-Chapter-25 – The Rest of the Story
-Chapter-26 – The Human Village
-Chapter-27 – Evelyn X
-Chapter-28 – Shade Meets Maggie
-Chapter-29 – Pussytoes’ Proposal
-Chapter-30 – Making History
-Chapter-31 – Call Him Pyewacket
-Chapter-32 – Tefnut Goes for a Walk
-Chapter-33 – A Tiger in Fairyland
-Chapter-34 – The Mouse that Roared
-Chapter-35 – The Trap is Sprung
-Chapter-36 – The Inevitable Ending
EPILOGUE
-Chapter-37 – I Am Cat
-Chapter-38 – Sanctuary
-Chapter-39 – How to Train Your Humans
SAMPLE FROM:
THE FAIRY GIFTS, BOOK ONE
MAGIC SUCKS
OTHER BOOKS BY SUSHA GOLOMB
PROLOGUE
Tefnut as a kitten
ANCIENT HISTORY
I was a pretty happy cat when I was young, born and raised in Ailuria, a little country by the sea, tucked into a small corner of The Greater Elf Kingdom.
Because of the strict laws in The Greater Elf Kingdom about not eating other people--and everyone here counts as people: fairies, animals, even bugs--my mother never taught us to hunt, but all our games were about catching stuff and destroying it. The shredding and ripping was the best part, the climax to an intense game of stalk and pounce. We loved it.
There were four of us, but my brother Pisu was the biggest, the strongest and the most fun to be with. I adored him. Now he’s in trouble, nothing new for Pisu, but I don’t know if I’ll be able to help him this time.
It was easier when we were younglings. Not being able to eat anyone leaves a lot of wiggle room, especially for kittens, and Pisu wiggled better than anyone. There were always ‘accidents’. I usually got blamed for the ‘accidentally’ squashed beetle, and Pisu got off the hook. I didn’t mind.
As we got older and more independent we spent more time apart. Once, while I was sneaking around practicing my stealth mode, I caught a flash of Pisu’s orange stripes through the bushes and heard a chirpy little cricket voice begging for mercy. There weren’t any squashed crickets afterwards so I assumed that the game finished and the cricket had moved on.
When we were six months old, Mom kicked us out. It was time for us to move on, too. I knew exactly what I wanted to do. I became a barge cat.
--PART I
SIX MONTHS OLD
Tefnut learns to swim
-CHAPTER-1-
LIFE ON A BARGE -- DAY ONE
My paws were sore after two days of nothing but walking when I arrived at the mouth of the Cattywampus River where the river barge Grimalkin was unloading bags of dried kibble-fruit into the ocean.
Sitting on the rocky shore, my tender paws tucked under me, I followed with my eyes as each bag went over the side and into the arms of the waiting sea fairies. Out of the corner of my eye, I could see the tail of another sea fairy under the boat checking the engine and getting it ready for the trip upriver.
I spent most of my kittenhood watching the long flat boats with their loads of kibble-fruit sail up and down the river and now I was about to become a barge cat. There was an opening on the Grimalkin and I had been accepted as an apprentice.
Hi! You must be Tefnut,
a patchy tricolor cat called from the deck of the barge. I’m Felix. Welcome to the Grimalkin.
Felix, was already friendlier than most of the other grown cats I met. He jumped off the boat and walked over to where I was sitting.
We’re loaded and ready to start back,
Felix said after we touched noses. "Come and be introduced to the rest of the crew.
Just one thing,
he said as we were about to jump onto the deck. Our senior cat is called Pussytoes...don’t ever ask him about his name.
The automatic ‘why not’ stayed in my throat. Felix was already back on the deck where three more cats waited to greet me.
Hello, Tefnut. I’m Pussytoes,
the long yellow cat said, and this is Neko and Hatooli. Our fifth crew member, Anu, is nesting. She will be back in four or five months when her kittens are grown.
Neko and Hatooli were spotted cats, something I’d never seen before, but then, I hadn’t seen that many cats, just my family and the cats I passed on my journey to the Grimalkin.
I nosed each of them in turn and waited to be told what to do. Any questions I had were gone, pushed out by the ‘why not’ even though I already know the answer to ‘why not’. It’s because Pussytoes is a stupid name.
Come up top,
Pussytoes said. The only hard thing to learn is piloting the boat and everyone has to know how to do it. I’ll show you the basics. After that, it’s just watching until you get the hang of it.
Pussytoes took me up to the roof of their den, a wooden cabin near the back of the barge. Off to one side, a tree trunk with stubs of branches still attached was set into the deck up against the cabin and rising above it. There was a wicker basket nailed to the top.
Who’s in the cat nest today?
Pussytoes called to the three still on deck.
I am,
Felix called back, scrambling up the tree trunk and into the basket.
Running the barge only needs two cats,
Pussytoes told me, "one to pilot and one in the cat nest. Felix will let me know if anyone has a flag for pickup or drop off in plenty of time for me to steer us to shore.
"He also usually sees any sandbars or shallow spots before I do. We all know this river by heart, but rivers change. An extra pair of eyes comes in handy.
First off, we need to reset the Grimalkin for the trip upriver.
He turned his head and looked, and I followed his gaze to two large buttons set into the floor.
The button on the upriver side reverses the engine and switches over to the forward rudder which will become the aft rudder when we get started. Got it?
No, but I will.
That’s the spirit. Now press the button.
I stared at the two identical buttons waiting for one of them to wiggle so I could pounce on it. Nothing happened, however I did notice that one button was taller than the other.
Trying to look like I knew what I was doing, I walked over, sat down and put a paw on the tall button. I waited. Pussytoes didn’t say anything so I leaned, adding a little weight.
You’ll have to press a lot harder than that if you want to get this old boat moving,
he said.
I stood up, put both front paws on the button and leaned some more. Slowly, the big button began to sink.
Interestingly, as I watched, the second button began to rise up. By the time the first button was flush with the floor, the second one was just as tall as the first one had been. Fascinating.
Can I do that again?
Go and tell Neko and Hatooli to cast off. When they yowl back ‘All Aboard’, you can push the next button.
That was when I realized that Neko and Hatooli were not busy doing anything. They weren’t talking. They were both watching me...intently.
I looked up at the cat’s nest. Felix was watching me. Pussytoes was watching me. I was starting to feel like one of Pisu’s bugs.
I thought about our mother’s commanding voice. When she told us to get back to the nest, we got back. Fast. Even Pisu.
I am going to need the mother-voice. Stepping to the edge of the roof of the cabin, I looked them right in the eye, just like Mom did.
Cast off,
I yowled. It worked. Neko and Hatooli ran to the edge of the deck, jumped to shore and began undoing the ropes that held the Grimalkin steady.
I’m ready for the next button, Pussytoes.
You don’t touch it until you hear ‘All Aboard’,
he said. His mother-voice was way better than mine. I waited.
Pretty soon I heard Neko call out the ‘All Aboard’ yowl. I thought I understood what the ‘All Aboard’ call meant, but I couldn’t see Neko or Hatooli anywhere on deck. I was confused.
Is there a problem, Tefnut?
Pussytoes asked.
What happened to Neko and Hatooli?
Look in the water.
There they were on the river side of the barge, swimming side by side. I was shocked.
Neko and Hatooli are fishing-cats. They were born next to the river and learned to swim as soon as their eyes opened. Their way-back ancestors were fishing-cats and they love being in the water. They even like it when it rains.
I shivered at the thought.
I know how to swim, but it’s not something I do for fun,
Pussytoes said. What about you? I assume you don’t mind the water or you wouldn’t want to be a barge cat.
I like playing with water,
I said, "and I like watching the river but I never thought about being in the water. It feels wrong."
You’ll have to learn how to swim if you’re going to be a barge cat,
he said. There will be plenty of times when you won’t be able to get on and off the barge without getting your feet wet, but that’s all. Getting all the way into the water is up to you. Personally, I don’t get it,
Pussytoes said.
"Next time we’re docked, you can try getting into the water from the shore. Don’t do it alone. Make sure one of us is with you. We’re all good swimmers. Now, here’s that button I promised you.
Those two sets of pedals over there are for steering.
He walked over and put his paw on the nearest pedal. This pair,
he said is for the upriver rudder and the other pair controls the downriver rudder. That’s your button on the side. Step on it and let’s get moving.
This button had a raised rounded top. I slid my paw to just touch the edge. It had a bumpy soft feeling. I moved my paw to the middle. Definitely squishy. Lovely.
I pushed.
I jumped.
There was a new noise. Really new. Something I never heard before...and my feet, I could feel my feet vibrating.
Feel that,
Pussytoes said. That’s Grimalkin. She’s purring. Sweetest sound in the world. Nothing beats a nap on the deck when Grimalkin’s engines are at full speed.
I knew that,
I said quickly to cover my embarrassment. Pussytoes was too polite to say anything. I decided to clean my shoulder, a good way to avoid eye contact. But my eyes were drawn back to the new button. My paw followed, reaching but not quite touching the new button. I looked up to Pussytoes.
Press it again and the engine goes off,
he said. Don’t ever touch any buttons unless I tell you to. Understood?
Understood,
I said, looking longingly at the soft squishiness of it.
Not many cats are able to become barge cats,
he said.
My heart thumped in my chest. Maybe I’m not a barge cat yet, I thought, but I will be. I sat at attention, ignoring all buttons and keeping my eyes on Pussytoes.
Watch my paws
he said. Watch the river, and watch the boat.
I looked down. He was standing with his front paws on the two upriver pedals. I looked out to the river. Grimalkin was turning away from the river bank and moving slowly to the middle of the river. My chest swelled. I was on a real barge and we were underway.
Your job now is watching,
Pussytoes said. Watch my paws. Watch the river and watch the boat,
he repeated. I will let you know when you’re ready to start steering, but don’t expect it to happen anytime soon.
I settled down into a relaxed-alert posture and started my apprenticeship.
It had been a long day. The sun was warm on my back and I could feel Grimalkin purring in my ears and in my bones. I watched the pedals. I watched the river. I watched the boat--
--Wake up Tefnut!
Never, never, never go to sleep when you’re piloting the boat. Never take your eyes off the river. Never!
But--