Perfect Little Worlds
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Lucy can’t hold the secret any longer. Twenty-six years ago, her sister did the unthinkable.
Portland, Oregon, 1989: Lucy Mustin, living somewhat happily, pumping out wedding cakes for starry-eyed heterosexuals while she, a lesbian, can’t legally marry, is called upon to travel to Santa Cruz to help her autistic sister, Alice, care for their Alzheimer’s-afflicted mother. She knew the call was coming sooner or later. She’d just hoped it would be later. Mother issues. The possibility that resolution might be lost to dementia is a heartbreak she doesn’t feel like feeling.
Santa Cruz, California, one week later: a trip to the family bakery ups the ante tenfold when the Loma Prieta/World Series Earthquake, racking up a whopping 7.1 on the Richter scale, traps the sisters below ground. There, Alice reminds Lucy of a promise made to their mother many years ago, a promise she plans to keep.
Clifford Henderson
Baffled by reality, Clifford Henderson has fashioned a life where she can spend most of her time in make believe. Her novels have garnered many awards including ForeWord Magazine Book of the Year, Independent Publisher, Rainbow Readers and Lesbian Fiction Reader’s Choice awards. When not writing, Clifford and her partner run the Fun Institute in Santa Cruz, California, a school of improv and solo performance where they teach the art of collective pretending.
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Perfect Little Worlds - Clifford Henderson
Lucy can’t hold the secret any longer. Twenty-six years ago, her sister did the unthinkable.
Portland, Oregon, 1989: Lucy Mustin, living somewhat happily, pumping out wedding cakes for starry-eyed heterosexuals while she, a lesbian, can’t legally marry, is called upon to travel to Santa Cruz to help her autistic sister, Alice, care for their Alzheimer’s-afflicted mother. She knew the call was coming sooner or later. She’d just hoped it would be later. Mother issues. The possibility that resolution might be lost to dementia is a heartbreak she doesn’t feel like feeling.
Santa Cruz, California, one week later: a trip to the family bakery ups the ante tenfold when the Loma Prieta/World Series Earthquake, racking up a whopping 7.1 on the Richter scale, traps the sisters below ground. There, Alice reminds Lucy of a promise made to their mother many years ago, a promise she plans to keep.
Praise for Clifford Henderson
Rest Home Runaways
A search for one last shot at freedom leads four elderly runaways on an adventure that at once touches the heart and leaves readers rooting for the ‘escapees.’ This is a beautiful, heartfelt story.
—Randy Peyser, author of Crappy to Happy as seen in the movie Eat Pray Love
Geriatric anarchy breaks out in this poignant and funny new novel by Clifford Henderson, who writes with verve and compassion about the loss of self-determination that comes to the elderly and the difficulties that descend on their children. Underlying this fast-paced story is one clear message to our older selves: Do what you need to do. Give them hell.
—Elizabeth McKenzie, author of Stop That Girl
As much as anything this is about exploration, finding out who we are and who we are capable of being. Life can put us in boxes to do with our age that we aren’t ready for. In this charming story we watch as each group fights against those restraints and chooses who they want to be—old and consigned to the scrap heap, or living life as an adventure to be taken. This isn’t a romance, but it is full of romance nonetheless.
—Curve Magazine
Maye’s Request
Henderson has a way with oddball families…The novel’s serious subject matter—shattered families, religious fundamentalism, emotional instability—is balanced nicely by Henderson’s flair for lighthearted prose that carries the narrative without undercutting the serious issues she explores.
—Richard Labonté, Book Marks
Clifford Henderson takes the reader on a frightening journey of physical, emotional, and spiritual illness to a place of love, enlightenment, healing, and forgiveness. There are times in this story that will be difficult to read, but you will feel no choice but to continue because the writing gently nudges you forward to come out the other side, hopefully unscathed. Maye’s Request is Clifford Henderson’s third novel, and like the others before, she continues to excite, enthrall, and entice.
—Out in Jersey
I truly laughed out loud at some passages and cried at others. A beautifully written and touching story of love, healing, family, and truth. Ms. Henderson has made me an instant fan!
—Bibliophilic Book Blog
The Middle of Somewhere
The characters in this book are easy to relate to, I found myself caring about their struggles, and celebrating their triumphs…Clifford Henderson writes with depth and ease. Her writing gives you the sense that her muse was not only visiting, but had moved in.
—Out in Jersey
Henderson grabs her readers in a firm grip and never lets go. The Middle of Somewhere is a wonderful laugh-out-loud read filled with pathos, hope, and new beginnings.
—Just About Write
I loved this book. I was laughing from the first paragraph all the way to the end, and in the meantime fell in love with all the characters. Although this is Henderson’s first published novel, her writing is replete with complex characters and a full-bodied plot, sort of like a well-rounded Merlot. I can’t help but give this book a hearty two thumbs up review and hope that you’ll read it. I know you’ll enjoy it just as much as I did.
—Kissed by Venus
Spanking New
Clifford Henderson has written a masterpiece in Spanking New…Henderson’s clever exploration of her protagonists’ feelings leads the reader into a world where gender and identity are fluid. Spanking New should be a required reading for all gender and queer study courses. While the author addresses serious issues, her book is fun, fun, fun! The playfulness, curiosity, and fresh naivety as portrayed through the eyes of the storyteller is refreshing and often humorous. It is pure genius on Henderson’s part to write from this perspective. The protagonists are endearing and very human as you follow their struggles to navigate through life. The reader is able to sympathize with the antagonist’s feelings as well in this richly developed exploration of human beings’ struggles to make sense of their worlds.
—Anita Kelly, LGBT Coordinator, Muhlenberg College
Spanking New is a book that brings the fantasy of what happened before I was born, to life. If you have ever wondered what you were, or where you came from, Clifford Henderson gives you an interesting, oft times hilarious answer. The gender benders in this book are lovable characters, the most memorable being ‘Spanky’ the ‘floating soul’ that is looking to attach to his parents. When Spanky finally does manage to finagle a meeting of his soon-to-be parents Nina and Rick, the sparks fly, and all seems right with the world that he is about to enter, until Spanky finds out he is a girl! Other than being hilarious, this a poignant point of view, and makes for a fun and interesting read.
—Out In Jersey
Clifford Henderson took a warm look at people in her first novel, The Middle of Somewhere. She continues her warm looks in Spanking New. Spanking New is a book I found myself talking about with others, and one which I won’t soon forget. This is a wise and funny book.
—Just About Write
Perfect Little Worlds
© 2018 By Clifford Mae Henderson. All Rights Reserved.
ISBN 13:978-1-63555-165-5
This Electronic Book is published by
Bold Strokes Books, Inc.
P.O. Box 249
Valley Falls, NY 12185
First Edition: June 2018
This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, business establishments, events, or locales is entirely coincidental.
This book, or parts thereof, may not be reproduced in any form without permission.
Credits
Editor: Cindy Cresap
Production Design: Stacia Seaman
Cover Art by Duke Houston
Cover Design by Melody Pond
By the Author
The Middle of Somewhere
Spanking New
Maye’s Request
Rest Home Runaways
Perfect Little Worlds
Acknowledgments
This novel had a long gestation, and consequently many people helped along the way.
In order of appearance:
Ross Gibson for sharing with me the history of the underground tunnels of Santa Cruz. Thank you.
Stephany Buswell, who baked alongside me at Plaza Bakery before the earthquake and was a great resource in recalling the details. (I also stole her last name for one of my characters.) Thank you.
My many beta readers who gave me feedback: Martha Allison, Anne Laughlin, Susan McCloskey, Elizabeth McKenzie, Paola Bruni, Jory Post, and Abby Reifsnyder. Thank you.
The folks in my writing salons (you know who you are) who at different times heard pieces of the novel and gave feedback. Thank you.
Dixie Cox, who has heard every version of this novel multiple times, given great feedback, and still loves me. Thank you.
Duke Houston, who created this fabulous book cover that I love, and my beautiful website. Thank you.
Eileen Burke-Woodward, who helps me maintain my website. Thank you.
The highly capable folks at Bold Strokes Books: Len Barot, Sandra Lowe, Ruth Sternglantz, Stacia Seaman, my wonderful editor, Cindy Cresap, and the rest of the gang who keep the ship afloat. Thank you.
And of course, you, reader, for making me a part of your life. Thank you. Thank you.
Together twenty-seven years, married one, this is for you, my sweet Dixie. Thanks for always believing in me.
As a child I had this terror of the night. It would kick in after Alice nodded off. I’d lie in bed and listen for the moment her breathing changed from the quick, light breath of her wakefulness to the long, peaceful sucking and blowing of her sleep. Next, I’d listen for my dad wearily plodding in from the garage, my mom putting up the last of the dishes, straining my ears for the click of the lights being switched off as they trundled to bed, imagining the house growing darker with each click. Kitchen. Click. Outside porch light. Click. Living room. Click. Hallway. Click. The small standing lamp at the end of the hallway. Click. Water would run. The toilet would flush. Depending on the house and on how much they’d been drinking, I would hear my parents’ muffled conversation or argument or the soft thump-thumps of their carnal roughhousing, my father’s rhythmic grunting, my mother’s, Oh…yes…oh…oh…ohhhhh! A door might slam. A peal of laughter might ring out.
Under no circumstances were Alice and I allowed to disturb them once their bedroom door was closed. My mother’s rule. It could scar you for life, trust me,
she’d say. I didn’t trust her, but knew better than to go against her. So I’d lie there imagining the terrifying hush of the darkness wrapping itself around the throw pillows on the couch, around the ankles of our kitchen table, creeping its way up the stairs to where I lay, wide-awake, frightened out of my mind. I’d feel as though I were the only person alive.
Old enough to understand the difference between sleep and death, I was still unable to calm my racing heart, and would tune my ears to the outside world, seeking comfort in the random stoppings and startings of the traffic outside, the slam of a car door, an eighteen-wheeler on a distant freeway, a neighbor’s dog barking—anything to assure me that, somewhere, life continued, that I wasn’t really alone. Blankets pulled up to my nose, my feather pillow pulled down over my eyes, I’d focus on the suck-blow suck-blow of Alice’s breath. Try to match it.
Some nights I was so scared I had to wake her. I hated doing it. She was my little sister and should have been the one scared and waking me. But, unlike me, Alice took refuge in the night, when the complicated social demands of the day were finally finished.
Alice! Alice! You awake?
I’d whisper, then listen for her to blindly reach past the little Scottie dog lamp standing sentinel on the nightstand separating us, past the meticulously placed ChapStick Alice always kept on her side of the nightstand so she could coat her lips before going to sleep—God forbid I should ever touch it!—finally landing on her thick black glasses with the rubber headband. What purpose she supposed those glasses served her in the dark, I cannot tell you. Understanding the reasoning behind Alice’s decisions was like trying to understand an appliance manual printed in a foreign language. The one thing you could be sure of, whatever choice she made was thought out, in triplicate.
I’d roll onto my side, prop myself up on my elbow, hoping to give the impression of the untroubled, slightly annoying big sister I so wanted to be, my eyes dissecting the shadows until I could make out her knees tenting the blankets of her bed, her elbows poking out as she adjusted the elastic strap of her glasses.
What?
she’d grumble.
I just wanted to see if you were sleeping.
Obviously, I was. What do you want?
I heard Mrs. Kearin say that they’re closing down the school library next week for renovations.
This might or might not have been true. The point was to get Alice talking, and if there was one place Alice loved, it was the school library. Anytime she wasn’t required to be in class, you could be sure to find her at the library, even during recess. Whatever new school we were thrust into—and we were thrust into a great many, we moved a lot—she’d immediately stalk the librarian until the poor woman had no choice but to befriend her, which would activate the second step of Alice’s campaign: to gain early morning and recess access. I suspect this was to bypass the cruel teasing she invariably endured in each new schoolyard, but as I said, one never really knew with Alice.
Alarmed, and shifting around in her bed, she’d respond to the news of the library closure just as I’d hoped, with a good dose of wide-awake adrenaline. What?! Why didn’t she tell me?
I dunno. Guess she forgot.
She wouldn’t forget to tell me that,
she’d say. Or something along those lines. Mrs. Kearin doesn’t forget things like that. Then again…she’s been busy. A whole bunch of science books got donated; need to be catalogued, they do. Or maybe it’s because her dog’s been sick. She told me about it Wednesday when I was helping her restock books…
If I chose my topic wisely, Alice might go on for some time, weighing out the possibilities and consequences of this new bit of information. I’d pretend to listen, yawn a few concerned huhs and ohs, her muttered gripings lulling me to sleep.
Now she is gone.
Seventy-seven years old and she just had to climb that ladder to clean our leaf-filled gutters. From the look of it, the earth was at fault, not Alice. No surprise there. It gave way under a leg of the six-foot aluminum ladder, sending her toppling into the stucco garage where she slammed her head against its sharp corner. Probably due to a collapsed gopher tunnel. Alice hated gophers. I’m horrified to admit that last week, when she was setting a trap, I called out to her, These gophers are going to be the death of you!
I was annoyed with her at the time. I can’t remember why.
I’m the one who found her, sprawled out on the cement path between our small yard and the garage, her head resting in a halo of congealed blood. I’d just come back from my daily beach stroll—the only thing that keeps my bad hip from seizing up. I didn’t find her right away. Went first to replace my sneakers with house slippers, as I always do, then wandered out to the yard to ask if she wanted lunch. A pointless question: we always lunched after my walks.
For all I know, this dramatic death was part of her plan. In the past months, the ever-practical Alice seemed to be intentionally putting herself in harm’s way—no doubt to avoid the nuisance of a slow, excessively needy death. She straddled the pitched roof to replace some rotted-out shingles; did some rewiring of the garage; rescued the neighbor’s mewling kitten from our old, non-bearing, avocado tree; each task seemingly begging karma to drop that final calling card.
I confess, karma is my thought, not Alice’s. Alice did not—would not—buy into the concept of karma. Cause and effect, sure. Cosmic scorekeeping? Way too hocus-pocus for Alice.
I had misgivings about moving in with Alice. She is—was—not the easiest of people. Nor was she wild about me moving in, but I expected that. She never welcomed change. It wasn’t programmed into her DNA, which is what I’d counted on four years ago when I lost Kim, the love of my life, to pancreatic cancer: a healthy dose of Alice’s rigidity to anchor me back to life. I reminded her that the house where she was living, once our parents’ house, officially belonged to both of us. Promised not to mess with her studio in the garage. Promised not to leave dishes in the sink. Promised not to rearrange things without her approval. Promised not to make her try new foods. She relented, at last, and we made it work, she and I, and in the end, I think she was happy to have me.
Now she too is dead and I have officially outlived everyone who cares about me. My childhood nightmare, in earnest.
My name is Lucy Louise Mustin. I am seventy-nine years old and occupy the last branch of our family tree. It’s October 23, 2015, 1:59 a.m., in Santa Cruz, California. Exhausted as I am, I can’t sleep. The day was unseasonably warm and breezy. We’re four years into a terrible drought. Fires rage in the hills up north—at least one of them believed to be the work of an arsonist. When the wind is up, the foul odor of smoke blows through my open window. I am settled into my favorite Morris chair with a cup of chamomile tea on the small cherry table next me; on my knees, my favorite of Kim’s crocheted blankets; on my heart, a secret that’s been harbored there too long.
Alice killed our mother.
Or maybe we both did.
This unresolved distinction has been rattling around in me for twenty-six years.
Actually, that’s not quite true. There have been periods of time when I put the whole horrible episode to rest; however erroneously, I convinced myself that I’d come to terms with what happened that night. But tonight, left with only my nit-picking inner critic, whose sole goal seems to be to make sure I meet my maker with an uneasy conscience, I am experiencing a troubled wakefulness, much like that of my childhood.
If you are reading this, I ask that you refrain from judging me, or Alice, too harshly. Then again, for all I know, no one will ever read this. But that’s of no consequence to my purpose. I need to tell the truth of what happened that night.
Outside, the barking of restless sea lions reminds me that life does, indeed, go on.
When All We Had Were Land Lines
October 9, 1989, Portland, Oregon. I was sitting in my small kitchen with my best friend, Toi. My second-story flat sat right under where the aerial tram is now. Like many photographers, Toi made a good portion of her living shooting weddings. I baked custom cakes. We were both single lesbians and, ironically, got much of our business from Dune, a wedding planner, also gay. He was every bride’s dream: a screaming queen who could talk tulle and shrimp canapés until even the most eager of brides howled uncle. Called his business Fabulous Weddings. I’m not kidding. We were quite the outfit: middle-aged, single homosexuals preying on the happily-ever-after dreams of young, starry-eyed heterosexuals, at a time when we couldn’t legally marry.
I’m dreading Sunday,
Toi said, topping off her glass of Cabernet. Toi loved her Cabernet. Tall and muscular, she cut a striking presence. Her skin, a gorgeous olivey cocoa, had an amazing sheen, and she moved like a professional athlete, hopping over chairs, slaloming through tipsy guests and tables covered in fancy finger foods to get the perfect shot. The bride’s mother has called me a gazillion times,
she continued. She’s an amateur photographer and worried about the light. Thinks we should move the gazebo. I keep telling her I know the park. I’ve shot weddings there before.
I pulled a tray of chocolate chip cookies from the oven. Pass her off on Dune. That’s what he gets the big bucks for.
I was a few years into being single, and its perks were starting to wear thin. As for Toi, she was in one of her I’ll-never-date-again phases, which is to say we were both more or less happy hanging out in our sweats on a Monday night, drinking Cab and feasting on homemade chocolate chip cookies.
Toi peeled a molten cookie off the pan. She had asbestos fingers, that one. Think I should get my hair cut?
Why?
She carried her cookie over to the small round mirror above my kitchen light switch. I had little mirrors positioned all over my second-floor flat, an attempt to feng shui myself into abundance and well-being, and while I hadn’t noticed a dramatic change in either category, I hadn’t given up hope.
Toi fussed with her shoulder-length dreadlocks. I’ve been thinking of shaving my head. Just to shake things up.
Shaving your head at our age smacks of midlife crisis.
I cranked open the window to fend off an oncoming hot flash. That, or people will think you have cancer.
I told you about that dyke zygote that called me a Whoopi Goldberg wannabe.
I’ll admit, I’m embroidering the scene a little. While it’s true Toi was always calling young people zygotes or embryos or guppies, I have no idea if she’d just done so when the phone rang. I’m just giving you a taste of the carefree life I was living at the time. I’m sure I waited for the answering machine to pick up. I wouldn’t have picked up with the cookies just out of the oven. (Since my home phone also served as my business phone I had to draw the line somewhere.) I’m equally sure, when I heard who it was, I picked up immediately.
Emma, I’m here. Is everything okay?
Emma Buswell lived across the street from my mom and Alice in Santa Cruz. She was a nosypants, but I appreciated her immensely. She called when the ambulance hauled off my dad. Called when my mom tripped on the curb and sprained her wrist. Called when Alice was using a leaf blower at 6:00 a.m. on a Sunday morning. Okay, so I didn’t appreciate that call so much. But in general, I welcomed her communications. A middle-aged, self-proclaimed Earth Mama, she wore scads of jewelry: rings couched in the fatty pillows of her blunt fingers, an army of silver bangles that jangled at her frequent gesticulations. I could hear the bracelets over the phone. Clinkity. Clink. Clink. You need to come.
Why? What happened?
"I haven’t seen your mother or Alice outside for weeks. Not since the middle of September when Alice hauled a bunch of furniture out on the street and stuck ‘Free’ signs on it."
Wait. What? She gave away Mom’s furniture?
I glanced at Toi. She knew Alice, knew how uncomfortable I felt leaving her and Mom living alone together.
Not all of it. But a stack. You know that nice couch? That walnut roll top desk?
Mom’s leather couch?
Toi shook her head and chuckled. Hoo boy.
I’m going to give Alice a call,
I said, by way of closing out the conversation. Thank you for calling.
The woman would talk your ear off if you let her.
Toi topped off my wine glass. Trouble in Surf City?
Do you mind if I…?
Of course not. Go at it. But no guarantees there’ll be any cookies left by the time you get off the phone. And say hello to that nutty sister of yours.
I took the phone into the small alcove off the kitchen, and gazed down onto the mossy, postage-stamp yard where my downstairs neighbor was trying, unsuccessfully, to grow pot. What had I been thinking leaving Alice and Mom alone in the house after Dad’s heart attack? I’d known Mom was starting to lose it, even then. The truth was, I’d let Alice convince me that everything would be fine. We’ve lived cheek by jowl this long, sis. I’m sure we’ll do okeydoke.
She picked up on the second ring. Mustin residence. How may I help you?
I pictured her in the cramped hallway between the bathroom and her bedroom using the mustard-colored phone with the long cord. It was the only phone she’d use, despite my having bought her and Mom a new cordless one. She saw no point in it. Why would she want to walk while talking on the phone? I pictured her wearing one of her kilts and a light sweater or T-shirt, knee socks, and a clunky pair of shoes or boots. I pictured her gray hair pulled back in a ponytail, her thick Clark Kent glasses pushed up high on the bridge of her nose. She had a wide selection of kilts, collected them from all over the place; it’s all she ever wore.
Alice, what’s going on? Emma says you haven’t been out in months.
Pretty much housebound these days, sis. Mom’s short-term memory is pushing up daisies. She’s packed her bags and returned to years gone by. Got her a walker, I did, but she refuses to use it. Thinks I’m Aunt Evockia half the time. Getting her out of the house is more trouble than it’s worth, it is. Can’t leave her alone, I can’t. No. No. No. Unless we want all hell to break loose.
I tried not to panic. With Alice, all hell breaking loose
could mean anything from a light left on to a four-alarm fire. She was born with Asperger’s disorder. Or that’s what I believe. She might have just had a monster case of OCD, or some other syndrome they have yet to classify—the Alice Syndrome—but she was never diagnosed as a child, and refused to be as an adult. Unless you counted one of the many diagnoses my mother gave her over the years: inhuman, devil child, stupid little goat…Or the one the small town doc gave her, which was actually a diagnosis of Mom. He called her a refrigerator mother,
said Alice’s behavior was a result of her lack of maternal warmth.
While it’s true that Euvonda Mae Mustin was not the nurturing type—if you came in crying from a busted open knee, she’d point toward the bathroom and say, Don’t go bleeding on my good carpet!
followed by, I swear! Somewhere, in a Louisiana swamp, there’s a tree stump with a higher IQ than you!
—it stands to reason her lack of maternal warmth would have similarly affected me. It is also true that other mothers might have shown a bit more patience with Alice.
If you can’t leave the house, how are you grocery shopping?
I asked.
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