Yaya, Season One, Episode Three: The CRD Series: Season One, #3
By Shannyn Leah and Kelly Moore
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Chaos continues in The Loon, aka Yaya. Her crazy antics land her in jail beside the man she blackmailed. The cops can't wait to set her crazy ass free. When she gets home and finds out Lucy is in even more trouble, her not so natural motherly instinct kicks in and she sets out on a comical mission with Tommy and Pops. Hold on for the ride and learn more dark secrets of the Davenports.
Warning: If you are looking for a sweet, sensitive book with a happily ever after, this isn't it. It is a totally inappropriate book about a completely dysfunctional family. The F word flies free along with many other curse words. Feel free to get drunk (because the Davenports sure are!) while you're reading it, and prepare to wet yourself laughing. If sex scenes are not your thing, this book might not be your thing. But, if you have a crazy sense of humor and like raunchy comedies - you're in the right place. Join in on the craziness of The Crazy Rich Davenport Family.
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The CRD Series: Season One: Episode Three
Shannyn Leah
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Character Profile
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine
Chapter Ten
Chapter Eleven
Chapter Twelve
Chapter Thirteen
Chapter Fourteen
Chapter Fifteen
Chapter Sixteen
Chapter Seventeen
Sneak Peek at Ford
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If you are looking for a sweet, sensitive book with a happily ever after, this isn’t it. It is a totally inappropriate book about a completely dysfunctional family. The F word flies free along with many other curse words. Feel free to get drunk (because the Davenports sure are!) while you’re reading it, and prepare to wet yourself laughing. If sex scenes are not your thing, this book might not be your thing. But, if you have a crazy sense of humor and like raunchy comedies - you’re in the right place. Join in on the craziness of The Crazy Rich Davenport Family.
Dysfunctional doesn’t even come close to describing the Davenports. Wild, crazy and out of control comes to mind. Lucy - the mother of six kids likes to drink and have wild and crazy sex with…well, you’ll have to read to see. Yaya- the grandmother is the craziest of them all. She likes to sell a little blue pill and is a sex addict, wig wearing crazy grandmother who rides a moped and hides her stash in the produce. And, if you think these are crazy characters, wait until you meet the rest of this messed up family.
Character Profile
Welcome to the strangely wild and funny series - The Crazy Rich Davenports
If you love sexy scenes, a bit of bad behavior, and don’t mind bad language - you are in the right place.
Dare to Enter the craziness of this wild and
dys-FUN-ctional family.
Meet the Davenports
Yaya and Pops. Parents to Lucy Davenport - the mother of a brood of children. Yaya is not your typical sweet grandmother. She’s rich, but acts like she’s poor and finds creative way to make money. She loves colored wigs, black nail polish and bright red lipstick. She is one of the funnest characters either one of us has ever written.
Lucy - the messed up mother of the brood of Davenport’s. She lost her husband a year ago and it’s taken her this long to get her life back on track - at least she tries until she’s dealt another blow.
Ford - is the oldest of Lucy’s children. He’s in college, very smart, and handsome, but his downfall is his love for Daisy - the nanny, who has many secrets.
Gemma - She’s the sweet and innocent of all the clan.
Daisy - is the Nanny for the younger Davenport children. She’s a complete mess and has many different layers to her. You will enjoy getting to know her…them.
Other children you will read about in this book:
Imogene, Mark Jr.
Bets, Bryant, Frankie, Twins - Erik and Evan
Other characters - Slutty Pepper and Tommy the Zombie Hunter and many others.
Chapter One
Yaya
O H, FORGET WHAT I said about the ice cream, boys, this back seat smells like vomit. Wait, there’s another smell in here too. Pot! That’s it! I think someone’s been smoking ganja back here. Hey, officer Doogie Howser, I’m talking to you.
My nails rap on the metal mesh divider between the front and the back seat. Do you want to change seats with me? This hard, plastic back seat is very uncomfortable on my delicate lady parts.
I knew we should have cuffed her.
Pretty Boy wants to play. I won’t put up a fight, but can I have a pair of white fuzzy handcuffs? I have this hot, white, sexy wig with feathers. They would be a perfect match and Max, that would be my hubby, would love how I look in them. If you’re interested, Doogie, I could see if he’d be interested in a threesome.
The clicking of my tongue has him turning in his seat to look at me.
I’ve heard stories about you, and evidently they are all true.
Lies! All Lies! I’m a good law-abiding citizen.
I rattle the divider.
Who was your accomplice at the lake house?
Pretty Boy asks.
I didn’t see anyone. You must be hallucinating from smoking too much weed back here.
Pretty Boy slams on the brakes, and my cheek crushes against the barrier. Oh, I see you like it rough, you sadistic little freak.
The car door opens, and he reaches in and pulls me out, and I land firmly on his chest. Sniff, sniff, sniff. I love the smell of a man in a crisp, clean uniform.
He pulls his cuffs off the black belt of his pants. Turn around, lady.
Purr, I’m going to like this.
Turning around, I hold my hands behind me. The metal bites at my wrists as he clasps them together. Was that your police wand or are you into the butt thing?
The butt thing?
Doogie asks.
You know, balloon knot?
What’s a balloon knot?
"Man, why are you playing