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    Ford, Season One, Episode Four: The CRD Series: Season One, #4
    Ford, Season One, Episode Four: The CRD Series: Season One, #4
    Ford, Season One, Episode Four: The CRD Series: Season One, #4
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    Ford, Season One, Episode Four: The CRD Series: Season One, #4

    By Shannyn Leah and Kelly Moore

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    Ford Davenport is in way over his head with his multiple personality girlfriend. To make things worse, he and his family watched a tape left by his deceased father, leaving hints of a life that none of them knew about. Ford's life is about to change, and not for the better. He will do whatever it takes to save his family, even losing himself. Basically…he's F%#CKING SCREWED.

    Warning: If you are looking for a sweet, sensitive book with a happily ever after, this isn't it. It is a totally inappropriate book about a completely dysfunctional family. The F word flies free along with many other curse words. Feel free to get drunk (because the Davenports sure are!) while you're reading it, and prepare to wet yourself laughing. If sex scenes are not your thing, this book might not be your thing. But, if you have a crazy sense of humor and like raunchy comedies - you're in the right place. Join in on the craziness of The Crazy Rich Davenport Family.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherShannyn Leah
    Release dateOct 2, 2018
    ISBN9781386537359
    Ford, Season One, Episode Four: The CRD Series: Season One, #4
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    Shannyn Leah

    USA TODAY BESTSELLING AUTHOR, Shannyn Leah welcomes you to her small town of bad boys and smart, sassy heroines. Contemporary romance with the perfect blend of humor, heart and heat.  To be notified when new books, exclusive excerpts and contests are released, join her mailing list here: http://www.shannynleah.com/newsletter-and-secret-access-club.php

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      The CRD Series Season One Episode Four

      Kelly Moore

      Shannyn Leah

      Edited by

      Kerry Genova

      Self PublishedFull Page Image

      Copyright © 2018 by Shannyn Leah & Kelly Moore

      All rights reserved

      No part of this book may be reproduced in any form or transmitted by any electronic or mechanical means including information, storage and retrieval systems, without the permission in writing from the author. The only exception is by a reviewer, who may quote short excerpts in a review.

      This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents either are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, events or locales is entirely coincidental.

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      Contents

      Newsletter Signups

      Warning to Readers

      Character Profile

      Chapter One

      Chapter Two

      Chapter Three

      Chapter Four

      Chapter Five

      Chapter Six

      Chapter Seven

      Chapter Eight

      Chapter Nine

      Chapter Ten

      Chapter Eleven

      Chapter Twelve

      Chapter Thirteen

      Chapter Fourteen

      Chapter Fifteen

      Sneak Peek at Gemma

      Gemma

      About Shannyn Leah

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      The episode is dedicated to one of our awesome readers:

      Nickiann Holt. Thank you for all your support.

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      Warning to Readers

      If you are looking for a sweet, sensitive book with a happily ever after, this isn’t it. It is a totally inappropriate book about a completely dysfunctional family. The F word flies free along with many other curse words. Feel free to get drunk (because the Davenports sure are!) while you’re reading it, and prepare to wet yourself laughing. If sex scenes are not your thing, this book might not be your thing. But, if you have a crazy sense of humor and like raunchy comedies - you’re in the right place. Join in on the craziness of The Crazy Rich Davenport Family.

      Character Profile

      Welcome to the strangely wild and funny series - The Crazy Rich Davenports

      If you love sexy scenes, a bit of bad behavior, and don’t mind bad language - you are in the right place.

      Dare to Enter the craziness of this wild and

      dys-FUN-ctional family.

      Meet the Davenports

      Yaya and Pops. Parents to Lucy Davenport - the mother of a brood of children. Yaya is not your typical sweet grandmother. She’s rich, but acts like she’s poor and finds creative way to make money. She loves colored wigs, black nail polish and bright red lipstick. She is one of the funnest characters either one of us has ever written.

      Lucy - the messed up mother of the brood of Davenport’s. She lost her husband a year ago and it’s taken her this long to get her life back on track - at least she tries until she’s dealt another blow.

      Ford - is the oldest of Lucy’s children. He’s in college, very smart, and handsome, but his downfall is his love for Daisy - the nanny, who has many secrets.

      Gemma - She’s the sweet and innocent of all the clan.

      Daisy - is the Nanny for the younger Davenport children. She’s a complete mess and has many different layers to her. You will enjoy getting to know her…them.

      Other children you will read about in this book:

      Imogene, Mark Jr.

      Bets, Bryant, Frankie, Twins - Erik and Evan

      Other characters - Slutty Pepper and Tommy the Zombie Hunter and many others.

      Chapter One

      Ford

      BBLLLEEEEAAAAAKKKKK ! Puke splatters on my shoes. The sour taste in my mouth makes me barf again. BBLLLEEEEAAAAAKKKKK ! I spit out a combination of vomit and blood and inhale deeply.

      I stand and wobble over to the bed of the truck. My stomach retches again when I see the smashed-in face of Mr. Muscles. He still has on the I Pooped Today t-shirt and what looks like a pair of Tommy’s boots. He must have really hated that tutu because he’s buck naked from the waist down. Letting the tailgate down, I sit on the edge. What the fuck am I going to do now? I wipe the blood from my face and watch as it spills onto my jeans.

      I killed him. Goddamnit! I scream out, and the rage is still inside me. I might as well become the criminal my dad was afraid the Davenports would make me. I can’t go to jail. My family is screwed up enough. This will rip my mom apart.

      The sound of a car coming toward me has me up on my feet. It stops a few feet away, and Erik barely has the car in park when he jumps out.

      Are you okay? He runs toward me.

      What are you doing? You’re not even old enough to drive?

      He points to the body in the bed of the truck. I think that’s the least of your worries. I saw you swerve over into the woods, and I had a feeling something bad was going to happen.

      Please don’t tell me the rest of the family is headed this way?

      No. Mom said to let you cool off and took everyone else back inside the house. I stayed out there long enough to see what direction you were going.

      I had no idea he was out here. I swear I closed my eyes for a split second and the next thing I know, I hit him, and he came flying over the truck. I hold my throbbing hands on my forehead.

      It was an accident, he says and pulls my hands down and looks at the

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