Getting Old Sucks If You Let It!: A Special Message to My Daughters
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I have heard before that you begin aging the minute you are born. Pretty depressing dont you think? Aging definitely has its mysteries but it also has a lot of fun surprises-little unexpected twists and turns-that happen when you least expect them and that is what makes this journey we call Life so interesting. There hopefully are a lot of years between birth and the end of life, so my dear friends, I ask that you Enjoy the Journey. Enjoy my journey as I share the wisdom and sense of humor I have been forced to develop in spite of Mother Natures attempt to try my patience every chance she gets. You will find that we women around the world are all sisters on this trip. Aging is inevitable, so why not make the best of it?
In my particular journey, there are so many things my mother didnt tell me! As a result, growing older has at times been an agonizing challenge so I am sharing some common sense secrets to make your journey more fun. I have injected humor throughout. After all, if you cant laugh at yourself, who can and still get away with it?
Barbara Leigh Hartenfeld
Barbara Leigh Hartenfeld sees aging as an adventure and had the foresight to document her journey for the sake of her unsuspecting daughters. Barbara is retired from a career in commercial printing and packaging and lives in Phoenix, Arizona with her two daughters and six grandchildren.
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Getting Old Sucks If You Let It! - Barbara Leigh Hartenfeld
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Table of Contents
Preface
Introduction
Chapter 1 Ahh… Gentle Youth!
Chapter 2 Weddgies And Other Surprises
Chapter 3 Body And Facial Hair
Chapter 4 Gray Hair
Chapter 5 Wrinkles, Ages Spots And Craters
Chapter 6 The Eyes Have It
Chapter 7 I Would Give My Eye Teeth For That…
Chapter 8 Menopause
Chapter 9 You Said What?
Chapter 10 Exercise, Exercise, Exercise
Chapter 11 What A Great Time To Live!
Chapter 12 Please Treat Me Gently
Chapter 13 Saying Goodbye
Chapter 14 Conclusion
About The Author
This book is lovingly dedicated to my daughters, Tracy and Tricia, to my sisters and to all the women in my life that have made a difference in mine.
To my mother, I wish you could have been here.
001_a_489627_images.jpgLife’s Clock
The clock of life is wound but once
And no man has the power,
To tell just where the hand will stop
At late or early hour.
Now is the only time we own
Live…love life with a will.
Place no faith in tomorrow,
For the Clock may then be still
Author Unknown
Preface
I have heard before that you begin aging the minute you are born. Pretty depressing don’t you think? Aging definitely has it’s mysteries but it also has a lot of fun surprises-little unexpected twists and turns-that happen when you least expect them and that is what makes this journey we call Life
so interesting. There hopefully are a lot of years between birth and the end of life, so my dear daughters and friends, I ask that you enjoy the journey. Enjoy my journey as I share the wisdom and sense of humor I have been forced to develop in spite of Mother Nature’s attempt to try my patience every chance she gets. You will find that we women are all sisters on this trip and the bigger the army, the less painful the battle!
I started this book because my daughters tired of my advice on aging and told me to write a book instead. I gave them the short version as a Christmas gift several years ago and have been adding to it since then, realizing my story could be of some use to all women. After all, we may have different skin color, speak in different languages, live in different parts of the world, practice different religions, but bottom line is, we are all Women. We address aging issues and how they affect our lives in different ways.
In my particular journey, there are so many things my mother didn’t tell me! As a result, growing older has at times been an agonizing adventure so I would like to share some common sense secrets to make your journey more fun. I have injected humor in most circumstances. After all, if you can’t laugh at yourself, who else can and get away with it?
No matter what your age, we all live in incredible times. It is up to us to become aware of and appreciate those times and to study the history of the generations that came before us. It is also our duty to pass on our own history to our daughters and granddaughters not only to make their journeys a bit less painful, but to let them realize that no matter when or where we live on this earth, we are real women who live, love, laugh and cry. We have hopes, dreams and ambitions. We are different but we are also a lot alike and we all have stories to share.
This is my story.
Introduction
In my particular journey, there are so many things my mother didn’t tell me! As a result, growing older has at times been an agonizing adventure. Since my mother died at the age of 68, when I was in my mid-forties, she hasn’t been around for me to ask my many questions about the mysteries of life as a woman. Before she passed, I thought I knew everything, so I didn’t ask her. As I plan on outliving her, I am sure there will be numerous events in my life to come that I will have to struggle through in her absence. In this book I have tried to share all my joys of aging as well as my aches, pains, physical dilemmas and emotional side effects with my daughters as I encounter them so they aren’t as blindsided as I have been. They still don’t know that my experiences could actually save them a lot of headache and heartache because right now, like me, they think they know everything-always have, most likely always will! I could be really mean and not share anything with them but perhaps I am a sadist at heart and continue, much to their anguish, explaining in gruesome detail, my own aging process. They appreciate this about as much as my idea of having my ashes after my death; put into lockets so they could wear me
around their necks!
I have also included a few of my more extraordinarily embarrassing experiences my daughters don’t know about and am certain don’t really want to hear. But, as I said, they know so much more than I, so I can’t resist any opportunity to gross them out!
It has taken me ten years to write this book. I have often felt it would never get finished but then my life isn’t finished yet so perhaps that is why the book isn’t finished yet either. Each additional year brings more evolutionary surprises and I believe destiny has decided I needed the opportunity to share as much as possible to make this book as complete as possible. Not that it will change their lives, but at least I will know that I have tried my very best to help my daughters and other young women avoid many of the same misconceptions and mistakes I have made and make all of you realize that like myself, you may not know as much as you think you do. It won’t hurt to listen!
I begin my journey as a teenager-after all, isn’t that when the aging process really begins? From infancy to that time, does anyone ever think about aging
? No. We just grow, are taken care of, decisions made for us and basically enjoy life. Nothing too complicated. We wake up in the morning, eat a breakfast that we don’t have to prepare ourselves, brush our teeth, get dressed and go out and play. Then there is lunch, more play, maybe a nap and dinner time, bath time, prayers, good-night hugs from mom and dad and then we get up and start all over again. How truly tranquil. That is until Puberty. That’s when it all starts getting complicated.
Near as I can tell, that’s when I felt my first growing pains
. It is not easy being a teenager. After surviving two teenage daughters myself, I can realize now that it wasn’t any easier for my parents. This was the time I thought cheerleading, talking on the phone, who was going to take me to the Prom and along with my changing body, a fascination with the mysteries of sex were among the top ten on my priority list of wonders and what ifs
. I didn’t want to seem childish so I never asked my mom any questions about any of these certain I could figure it out better on my own. Heaven knows sex was the last subject my mother wanted to talk to me about anyway! She still dressed in a closet-that’s why all the older homes had big walk-in closets, don’t you know! I have my doubts my father ever saw her naked in daylight! I was programmed to get embarrassed hearing my mother and her girlfriends talk about periods
in a whisper on their card club nights. The word menstruation
or the curse
was never discussed in the presence of a man. Until our new generation, the baby boomers who began having father’s present at child birth, that time of the month
, cramps, swollen breasts, backache and swelling related to menstruation, and sanitary belts, (do you even know what I’m talking about?), were not topics of discussion for mixed company. My mother’s generation never let go of that behavior and they wanted us to have the same proprieties.
This is how I was raised-a child of the sixties-and I had one heck of a time breaking those patterns. I remember waiting in my country doctor’s office shortly before the birth of my first daughter and a woman about my mother’s age, noticing my immense bulk asked me, "And when are you going to get sick?" Sick? I didn’t know I was going to get sick
on top of all the labor pains, water-breaking, bleeding, and having a 12 centimeter head come out of 10 centimeter cavity! And now I had to look forward to throwing up and diarrhea too? Oh! I was so naïve! That proves my point that my mother should have educated me a teensy bit more about sex and having babies. And that wasn’t all! Read on.
Eavesdropper that I was, my father and his friends had a great time talking about women’s problems
and joking behind their wives backs! My father swore that my mother went through the change
for 20 years. (Good Grief! She was raising five children!). Every time my mother cried, or lost her temper or threw a pan into the wall, dad would blame it on the change
. When my little sister cut her long blonde ringlets at the root and said, Well, the scissors were just laying there doing nothing!
and my mother lost it, dad would blame it on the change
. When my older brother and our cousin burned down the field across the street and my mother lost it, dad would blame it on the change
. When my younger brother got his penis caught in his zipper and my mother lost it, dad would blame it on the change
. If there wasn’t enough room in the refrigerator for dad’s beer and he took out good food and put it on the counter to rot so he could have a cold one
any time he wanted and my mother lost it, he blamed it on the change
. When we all moved into a house that wasn’t finished yet and dad dropped a hammer on mom’s head through the second floor floorboards and my mother lost it, he blamed it on the change
. You see, while women were raised to keep female conditions private, men were taught they were allowed to make them the butt of their jokes. Ahhh, life in the male-dominated sixties!
I wish I had some of my father’s stories to pass around on the internet now and Pre Menstrual Syndrome, (PMS) still hadn’t been coined yet! They would have had a ball with that one!
My mother was from a transitional stage of her own. While she was growing up with a subservient stage
mother, she was forced by the Big One-WW II—to become the first generation of women on a whole, to work in factories on assembly lines, raise children on their own, smoke publicly, (instead of behind the outhouse), form all-women sports teams due to absentee men who were away fighting the war. Little did men anticipate that when they returned from the war that women would like their new responsibilities and interests associated with their new roles and really wouldn’t want to go back home and to be their husbands’ mothers!
Hartenfeld Family Album. Photographer, Rolland Hartenfeld—deceased circa 1949
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