The Poseidon Adventure
By Paul Gallico
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On its maiden voyage, luxury ocean liner SS Poseidon is capsized by a massive undersea earthquake. A handful of survivors must fight for their lives—struggling to make it from the upper deck of the ship to the hull, the only part above water, before the ship sinks. Faced with rising water and the violence of desperate passengers and crewmembers, the group must do everything it can to survive—before time runs out. Adapted into an award-winning film by Irwin Allen, The Poseidon Adventure is a thrilling tale with timeless suspense and excitement.
Paul Gallico
Paul Gallico achieved national acclaim as a sportswriter and editor at the New York Daily News. He created the Golden Gloves amateur boxing competition and boxed with Jack Dempsey, swam against Johnny Weissmuller, golfed with Bobby Jones, and caught for Dizzy Dean. Gallico's first novel, The Snow Goose, has been continually in print since 1940 and a number of his stories and novels were adapted for the screen, the best-known being Lili and The Poseidon Adventure.
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- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Excellent. A classic, now. A great pity that moviemakers can never stick to the story and characters as he wrote them.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5My natural hazard focus is tsunamis. After watching and reviewing the film Poseidon for an earlier class assignment, I learned that it is actually a third movie installment. It is a remake of the original film titled ‘The Poseidon Adventure’. The original film ‘The Poseidon Adventure’ is based off of the novel The Poseidon Adventure by Paul Gallico. It was published in the year 1969 and the movie was filmed shortly after and released in 1972. I chose to review this novel since my focus is on big waves (tsunamis, rogue waves etc.) and I already have a connection to the third movie installment. I figured I should look into the novel seeing as this is where it all began. It is a fictional story, but the disaster that took place is quite real. In the novel an under sea earthquake results in a ninety foot wave, capsizing the S.S. Poseidon luxury liner. The story follows a group of survivors who are trying to make their way off of the very large and quickly sinking ship. The band of survivors faces many hazardous obstacles but they eventually get that long awaited rescue. Overall, the book was written nicely and I did enjoy it. The story line and characters are actually more enjoyable in this novel than in the third film adaptation. I may have to watch the original 1972 film just for kicks and giggles. The author goes into great detail about the events and really connects you to these characters and you truly feel for them throughout. The events are truthful seeing that undersea earthquakes are typically the determining factor of tsunamis. Along with that, most ships are built to withstand around a fifty foot wave. A ninety foot wave is almost double that height so it makes sense that the ship would capsize. As far as escaping through a propeller shaft and other things they did while trying to escape the ship, I cannot quite say how believable or possible they may be. I do not think the novel offers up any helpful information that most people do not already know, but then again not everyone is versed in natural disaster knowledge so maybe the book provides information for some. I feel like this story could inform people of these kinds of events because I do not think people think about being struck by large waves in the open ocean. All in all, it was a good read and now I feel I must watch every movie installment and compare them all to this novel!
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The Poseidon Adventure - Paul Gallico
CHAPTER I
Rehearsal for Disaster
At seven o’clock, the morning of the 26th day of December, the S.S. Poseidon, 81,000 tons, homeward bound for Lisbon after a month-long Christmas cruise to African and South American ports, suddenly found herself in the midst of an unaccountable swell, 400 miles south-west of the Azores, and began to roll like a pig.
The Poseidon, formerly the R.M.S. Atlantis, the first of the giant transatlantic liners to become outmoded, sold and converted to a combination of cargo and cruise trade, entered the area with her fuel tanks two-thirds empty and no water ballast replacement. The curiously long, low waves she was encountering came at intervals just too far apart to be caught by the lagging synchronization of her out-of-date and partially damaged stabilizers. Thus, she reeled drunkenly from side to side with the result that the motion combined with the hangover from the practically all-night, gala Christmas party and dance made the bulk of her five hundred odd, one-class Travel Consortium Limited passengers miserably and uncompromisingly ill.
The big switchboard serving the cabin telephones began to light up like the Christmas tree decorating the grand dining-saloon. Calls for help swamped the office of the ship’s medico, Dr Caravello, a seventy-five-year-old Italian dragged from retirement by the International Syndicate operating the trip, and his assistant Marco, an intern just out of medical school. There were also a head nurse and two sisters. The telephone in the surgery never stopped ringing. Unable to cope personally, the Doctor simply sent around pills and instructions to remain in bed. All this took place in bright tropical sunlight on a sea which, except for the interminable swells, was barely ruffled.
To add to the unhappiness of the retching passengers, things in the cabins came alive. Everything unattached—trunks, hand luggage, bottles—slid from side to side; clothing hung upon pegs took on animation, swaying outwards and back again. Nerves were further jangled by the protesting creaks and groans of the old ship’s joints and the distant crashes of breaking crockery. Seasick remedies eventually lost both their potency and psychological magic. By mid-morning as far as the travellers were concerned, their happy home throughout an otherwise gay and uneventful voyage had become a hell.
As always, however, there were a few hardy exceptions, that small percentage of good sailors to be found on every liner which says, ‘I never get sick’ and don’t.
Thus, shortly before noon Mr James Martin, proprietor of a men’s haberdashery shop in Evanston, Illinois, travelling alone and unaffected by the movement, telephoned to Mrs Wilma Lewis, a widow from Chicago. Mrs Lewis was not amongst the fortunate and said, ‘For God’s sake don’t bother me! Just let me die quietly.’ And when he asked, ‘Mayn’t I come and see you?’ groaned, ‘No!’ and hung up.
In another cabin Mrs Linda Rogo was abusing her husband, between bouts of being sick, with every obscenity of an experienced vocabulary. Mrs Rogo was an ex-Hollywood starlet and briefly a Broadway actress, convinced that she had lowered herself and sacrificed her career when she married Mike Rogo, plain-clothes detective of the Broadway Strong Arm squad. Between calling him every gutter name she could muster, she developed the theme that he had made her come upon this voyage of which she had hated every minute and now had not even the grace to be ill. Mike Rogo, unable to placate his wife, eventually fled the cabin followed by her curses.
Dr Frank Scott—the Doctor was not an M.D. but a Doctor of Divinity—telephoned Mr Richard Shelby of Detroit and said, ‘Hi, Dick!’ and got back, ‘Hi, Frank!’
‘How’s the family standing up?’
‘Okay, up to now.’
Scott said, ‘There goes our squash game.’
‘I’ll say!’
‘If this stops, we might have a try this afternoon.’
‘Right!’
‘See you at lunch.’
‘Okay, Buzz.’
The two men had been drawn together during the cruise by common interest in football and athletics. The Reverend Doctor Scott no more than five years ago had been Frank ‘Buzz’ Scott, Princeton’s All-America full back, all-around athlete, two-time Olympic decathlon champion and mountain climber.
Richard Shelby, Scott’s senior by some twenty years, travelling with his family, Vice-President of Cranborne Motors of Detroit, in charge of commercial vehicle design, had been a useful end at Michigan in his day.
Mrs Timker, director of the Gresham Girls, the dancing troupe connected with the floating cabaret which had been entertaining thrice weekly throughout the voyage, though considering herself in the last throes, still had the strength to send around a message to the members of her company, ‘No show tonight.’ One of the dancers, a thin girl from Bristol, Nona Parry, with red hair and a pale, somewhat too-small face who should have been sick but was not, said, ‘Oh goody! I can wash my hair.’
At eleven-thirty the only three passengers visible in the smoke-room were an English alcoholic called Tony Bates, his girl friend Pamela Reid and Hubie Muller, a lone American from San Francisco.
The Englishman, who had been nicknamed The Beamer, and Pamela had their legs coiled around bar stools which had been firmly screwed to the floor, while the batman served them their double martinis in deep whisky tumblers to keep them from slopping over as the ship canted. Neither of them were suffering from hangovers or mal de mer, as they were both amiably and hazily drunk and had been since the night before and on through the morning, not having been to bed at all.
Muller, a wealthy bachelor of no occupation, in his early forties, man about Europe and darling of every Mama with an eligible daughter on two continents, had wedged himself, feet up, into one of the leather corners of the smoke-room with a book and a half bottle of champagne. He was not ill but the book was bad, the champagne would not stay in the glass, the cruise had not been particularly successful for him and he was bored stiff. The ceaseless swooning of the ship he took as a personal affront.
In his cabin Mr Rosen, a retired delicatessen owner, queried his wife, ‘Are you all right, Mamma? You feeling all right?’
Belle Rosen replied, ‘Certainly. Why shouldn’t I be feeling all right?’
Mr Rosen, who in his striped pyjamas and hair mussed managed to look like a small, plump child, said, ‘I hear everybody is pretty sick.’
‘Well, I’m not sick,’ said Belle. She was a fat woman whose bulk almost filled her bed and she had so managed to plug the remaining space with pillows and a suitcase that she was fairly well immobilized against the motion.
Down in the ladies’ hairdressing saloon on ‘D’ deck the hairdresser struggled to work on a blonde, shoulder-length wig that had been sent down to her by Mrs Gleeson of cabin M. 119, to be washed and set, with instructions that it be delivered to her no later than nine o’clock that evening. Marie, the hairdresser, was wondering when and where Mrs Gleeson was going to wear it if this kept up. In cabin M. 119 five decks up, Mrs Gleeson was beyond caring about anything.
Another widow, Mrs Reid, was not only desperately sick but suffering mental anguish as well over the disastrous turn the voyage had taken for her. In part its purpose had been in the hopes of finding a husband for her rather dowdy daughter. Pamela had had the bad taste to become appallingly infatuated with the most unsuitable man on the ship and with whom she was now no doubt drinking at one of the too many available bars.
Completely unaffected by the nauseating motion was Miss Mary Kinsale, spinster, head book-keeper of the branch of Browne’s Bank in Camberley, near London, a reticent, tidy little woman whose outstanding feature was a huge length of glossy brown hair which she wore drawn tightly back from her face and coiled into a tremendous bun at the back of her head and descending to the nape of her neck. She had a small prim mouth but her eyes were alert and ingenuously interested.
An attempt at having breakfast served to her in bed had been unsuccessful since the movement of the vessel had made it necessary to suspend all tray service and she was hungry. She had picked up her telephone, asked for the dining-room and inquired, ‘Will there be any lunch today?’ to which the rather horrified voice of the assistant chief steward had repeated, ‘Lunch!’
Miss Kinsale at once said apologetically, ‘Oh dear, I don’t mean to be any trouble to anyone.’
The voice at the other end also apologized, ‘No, no, madam, not at all. It’s just that we hadn’t been expecting many. We’ll be only too delighted to have someone to serve. But I’m afraid it will be only cold food. We shan’t be cooking in the kitchens.’
‘Oh, that will be quite all right,’ Miss Kinsale replied. ‘Thank you so much. Anything will do.’ Not even in the twenty-seven or so days of the cruise that far had she been able to accustom herself to luxury treatment or overcome her shyness at being served.
When at one o’clock in the afternoon the dining-room page, whose duty it was to signal that they were open for business, came staggering along the slanting corridors striking ‘Bim, bom, bum, bim’ on his portable xylophone gong, the sound hitherto only too welcome to the ears of the for ever hungry, he collected this time only a meagre pied-piped train of followers. They came from their various quarters on Main and ‘A’ decks, lurching, slipping, sliding, clinging on to the guide-ropes that had been put up, shouting warnings to one another, negotiating the stairs a step at a time since the lifts were not running. It was actually dangerous going but these people of lusty constitutions and unaffected semicircular canals of the inner ear were seized by a certain camaraderie of hazard and the novelty of the careening platform beneath their feet which caused them either at one moment a laborious uphill climb and at the next to be launched like something out of a catapult. Thus half a hundred or so hardy souls gathered in the dining-saloon below on ‘R’ for Restaurant Deck.
The Shelby family: Richard, Jane his wife, Susan their seventeen-year-old daughter and Robin aged ten, made their slightly raucous way inching down the grand staircase.
For the fifth time tubby little Manny Rosen struggled to his feet with an attempted bow to say, ‘Welcome to The Strong Stomach Club!’
His wife Belle said, ‘Oh stop it, Manny! Ain’t it bad enough without you making a joke?’
The Rosens had a table for two on the extreme port side of the dining-saloon by one of the big square, brass-bound windows giving out on to the sea that slid by no more than a few yards below. Next to them Hubie Muller occupied another table for two by himself. He also had had a standing reservation for a těte-à-těte table in the Observation Grill topside, in case an intimate friendship should occur during the voyage. An inveterate traveller he had made half a dozen crossings New York–Cherbourg, Southampton–New York in the days when the Poseidon had been the Atlantis and he knew all the ropes. The hoped-for situation however had never developed.
All the tables along the windows were twosomes but the others seated up to eight diners to promote get-togetherness. Close by the Rosens and near one of the entrances to the serving pantries, from which the stewards emerged with their heaped-up trays was the one named the grab-bag table by Susan Shelby for its mixture of persons. Its full complement numbered the Reverend Doctor Scott, Miss Kinsale, James Martin, the Rogos and Mr Kyrenos the Third Engineer Officer.
Miss Kinsale and James Martin the Evanston haberdasher, were already there when Mike Rogo arrived alone to receive his induction speech from Manny who added, ‘Where’s Linda? She quittin’ on us?’
Rogo said, ‘Linda ain’t speakin’ to me. She thinks it’s me rockin’ the boat.’
As the Shelby family staggered to the adjoining table, the ship heeled over again, catching young Robin Shelby without a handhold and yelling, ‘Yay-yay-yay-yay-yay!’ all the way, he shot down the side of the saloon to collide violently with Mike Rogo and bounce off him on to the floor. ‘Wow!’ he said.
Robin was a sturdy boy who was going to be as athletic as his father. But Mike Rogo picked him up off the floor as though he had been an infant and set him on his feet with, ‘You could’a hurt yourself, sonny. You better hold on to somethin’.’ Rogo, a hundred-and-fifty-pounder was himself as strong as a little bull.
Martin asked of the steward Peters, ‘Say, what’s going on here, anyway? We’re in a calm sea and the old tub is falling all over herself.’
Peters said, ‘I can’t exactly say, sir. There’s probably been a storm somewhere ahead of us. You often get swells like that then.’
The Shelbys had got themselves seated when Tony Bates and Pamela Reid somehow made a perfectly normal, straightforward descent down the centre of the wide staircase and as steadfastly marched across the saloon to his table for two on the fat starboard side. In some mysterious fashion the alcohol in which they were soaked contrived to counteract the gyrations of the liner.
‘Oh look, Mom!’ Susan cried, ‘The Beamer’s made it with his girl. Aren’t they wonderful? How does she do it? If I take just a sip of sherry it makes me feel funny.’
Richard Shelby said, ‘Hollow leg.’ He and his wife were a handsome couple and their daughter a fresh, gay creature. She had her father’s somewhat square jawline and dark hair and her mother’s refinement and vivacity combined with the American schoolgirl’s sexless figure.
The new arrivals were too far even for shouting, so Manny Rosen could only stand up and wave a welcome, for he liked them. The Beamer beamed back.
A further scattering of passengers made their precarious way into the dining-saloon: Greeks, Belgians, a family of eight from Düsseldorf by the extraordinary name of Augenblick and a dozen or so others including British, Americans and some hardy Scandinavians. Rosen did not attempt to include them in the fold of The Strong Stomach Club since they were distributed at tables far removed over the vast area of the room. This honour he reserved for the little group who through the neighbourliness of the seating arrangements had come to acknowledge one another during the voyage.
Lunch, at least to Robin Shelby, was threatening to develop into something exciting. Fiddles or racks were up on the tables to keep plates and cutlery from sliding to the floor and Peters with Acre his partner, the two stewards who served the four tables, performed ballets of equilibrium as they balanced trays.
The six-foot-four of the Reverend Frank Scott came striding to his table rather giving the impression that he was impelling the ship with his legs than that the rolling vessel was moving him.
Manny Rosen started to say, ‘Welcome to…’ but when Belle put her hand firmly on his arm, changed it to, ‘Hi, Frank! We knew you’d make it.’
Throughout the voyage it had been difficult to think of Scott as ‘The Reverend’. Nearly everyone called him Frank or Buzz with the exception of Miss Kinsale who, with her more British respect for the American cloth, insisted upon addressing him as Dr Scott, and Rogo who referred to him as either Parson or Padre and managed to make both sound faintly mocking. The Europeans on board were quite baffled by him. He was so young and his sports achievements still so recent that the American contingent was unable to see him as anything but Buzz Scott, Princeton’s star full-back, two-time Olympic decathlon champion, skier, conqueror of Andes Mountain peaks and perpetual winner in the athletic lists.
Rarely off the sports pages during his college years he continued to make news during his studies at Union Theological Seminary as one of the party to climb the never before subdued San Jacinto peak in the Andes. At twenty-nine Scott was still a hustler and a bustler, an overpowering person, crew-cut, glowing with health and just saved from All-American-boy beauty by the wavering line of a broken nose. He had a direct, frank look-you-right-in-the-eye gaze that was both attractive and compelling and yet in a way also vaguely disconcerting, something undefinable and slightly disturbing behind the frankness. When he was at his games the glare of combat that came into his eyes was more suggestive of a heavyweight prize-fighter than a Minister of the Gospel.
It was certainly true that he was all over the ship during the cruise, slashing bullet shots into unbeatable corners on the squash court; pounding out five miles around the promenade deck with a train of admiring youngsters in his wake, shattering clay pigeons without a miss at the sun deck skeet shoots; overwhelming opponents at deck tennis.
His bronze torso had been on exhibition at the pool side. He daily violated the pulleys and exercise apparatus in the ship’s gymnasium or put on gloves and toyed with the instructor there, a British ex-middleweight champion.
Jane Shelby once remarked to her husband that, for her liking, he took up just slightly too much space. Her thoughts about his eyes she kept to herself for it seemed too absurd to suggest that so famous a public sports figure might harbour a touch of the fanatic except when he seemed to have carried the aura of the football field over into his own peculiar brand of evangelism.
On this score he had managed to create a considerable impression by a sermon he had delivered one Sunday, when he had been asked to take Divine Service and from which one had gathered that he was keeping himself fit and would continue to do so to score victories for God.
Indeed, he had said outright during his discourse, ‘God wants winners! God loves triers. He did not create you in His image to run second. He has no use for quitters, whiners or beggars. Every trial you’re called upon to endure is an act of worship. Respect and stand up for yourselves and you will be respecting and standing up for Him. Let Him know that if He can’t help you, you’ve got the guts and the will to go it alone. Fight for yourselves and He will be fighting at your side uninvited. When you succeed, it is because you’ve accepted Him, and He is in you. When you dog it, you’ve denied Him.’
It had not been exactly Sunday church to which the various communicants had been accustomed but for the moment they had found themselves succumbing to the sincerity and fervour of his beliefs and they all had to admit in the end that at least it had been an experience and had given them something to talk about.
Jane Shelby, upon emerging from the main lounge where the service had taken place, had said, ‘Phew! I feel as though I ought to go out and beat someone at something.’ And then she said, ‘Do you know, that young man talks as though he believes he’s signed on as head coach for God’s team.’
Her husband had replied irrelevantly and yet almost with a kind of reverence, ‘He was the greatest football player ever turned out at Princeton.’
Jane Shelby said, ‘God should be pleased with that,’ and he looked at her sharply to see whether she was joking but saw that she was keeping a perfectly straight face. Sometimes there were things about his wry, clear-eyed wife that eluded Richard Shelby. She had then asked suddenly, ‘What do you suppose he’s doing on this cruise?’
‘Oh,’ her husband had replied, ‘he told me. Taking a vocation between jobs.’
‘Between what jobs?’
‘I don’t know,’ Shelby had replied. ‘I didn’t ask him.’
She then queried, ‘Whatever do you suppose made a man like that go into the Church?’ Then she added, ‘You like him, don’t you?’ Jane Shelby was quite well aware that her husband practically hero-worshipped the younger Scott. She was quite prepared to look with her dry-humoured understanding on little boys who never grew up but there were unanswered questions about Scott that worried her and she wished that her husband were not quite so enchanted with his virtues.
Shelby replied, ‘Yes. He’s quite a boy.’
Actually, secretly Scott’s choice of profession worried Dick Shelby, too. What made it all the more difficult for Shelby to understand was that Scott had come from a wealthy family. A spectacularly successful boy, what had led him into the ministry?
Shelby himself was neither religious nor irreligious; he was simply a lifelong social and intellectual conformer. He believed that most men went into the Church because they were not fit for anything else. The breed was completely foreign to him but because it was incumbent to his position as a Motors Vice President, he alternated Sundays between the exclusive Bloomfield Hills Country Club and the equally exclusive Grosse Point Episcopal Church.
Upon the latter occasions he sat in his pew as befitted the head of the All-American family; his eyes properly lowered, his mind tightly shut to the abstractions produced by Dr Goodall from the pulpit. He considered the Rector to be a thundering bore, but conceded that he had a place in the social pattern and so was doing his job with the minimum of interference in the life of Dick Shelby. Religious feeling or emotion in no way entered the arrangement.
Jane had then asked suddenly. ‘He wouldn’t be running away from something, would he? Or having a last fling?’
Shelby’s consciousness of things as they ought to be brought forth the reply, ‘Ministers don’t have flings,’ and then quickly added in defence, ‘Not that Frank is stuffy and he must have had plenty of passes made at him during the trip, but I’m sure he hasn’t responded to any of them.’
Jane had said, ‘How do we know?’ and then teased, ‘He’s probably too exhausted by nightfall.’ Her husband hadn’t thought it was funny.
The Poseidon now heeled over again and Robin Shelby shouted, ‘Whoa-a-a-a there!’ Scott loomed over the table, his huge frame following the angle of the ship. On the counter roll he slipped gracefully into his chair.
Martin, a thin-lipped, wispy, greyish bantam cock of a man who never seemed to have a great deal to say, observed, ‘You’re just in time to join Manny’s little organization—The Strong Stomach Club.’
Scott grinned, showing fine even teeth, except for one in front that had been chipped in his last game. His smile faded as he saw Rogo alone and he said, ‘Is Mrs Rogo ill?’ Even though the voyage was drawing to a close they were not on first-name terms. His voice had a fine timbre and was pleasant to the ear.
‘Yeah,’ said Rogo.
Scott said, ‘I’m sorry.’
Rogo said, ‘Thanks,’ and did not bother to keep the sarcasm out of his voice. He did not like Scott. In spite of his formidable physical attributes and reputation, Scott was a rah-rah boy to Rogo. All college-bred men, but in particular football players, were rah-rah boys to Rogo. The Columbia campus was a canker to him on the heart line of his beloved Broadway. He bristled with the age-old enmity between town and gown.
Muller called over from his near-by table, ‘Where’s Mr Kyrenos?’
Shelby replied, ‘None of the officers seem to be here. I hope everything’s all right.’
Muller speared an olive and went at it in two bites with it held between thumb and forefinger. He said, ‘All I know is it’s devilishly uncomfortable. Why the deuce doesn’t the Captain do something about it?’
Rogo turned about in his chair to stare at Muller for a moment, his flat face showing unconcealed disgust. His contempt for Muller was almost as great as his dislike for Scott. If Scott was a rah-rah boy to Rogo, Muller was a sissy or a la-di-da. The San Franciscan was soft-spoken, soft-muscled, with too-white too-soft hands, slow moving and indolent and who, affecting the broad ‘a’ in speech, talked like what Rogo termed a half-ass Limey. He was further irritated by the cut of Muller’s tailormade clothes.
Rogo himself actually was proud of his own carefully manicured fingernails, but his hands were lumpy and battered where he had broken every knuckle upon the jaws or skulls of characters who had ‘argued’ with him. Arguing with him was Rogo’s euphemism for resisting arrest. He was also something of a dude in dress, except that his clothes were unmistakably Broadway. He also always spoke in the slightly too-loud voice of the policeman who has become a successful plain-clothes detective. In his own way Rogo was something of a celebrity, particularly to New Yorkers, and held the Police Honour Medal for going in singlehanded to break up a prison riot at Westchester Plains, in which convicts had already killed two hostages.
He had a bland, smooth-skinned face in which was set a pair of little piggy eyes, lids drawn down at the corners and which were never quite free from suspicion. To this was added a bashed-in nose acquired as a Golden Gloves welterweight champion. He hardly parted the whole of his mouth for speaking. He rarely smiled. His beat was the Broadway theatrical district between 38th and 50th, 6th to 9th Avenues, embracing some of New York’s most unsavoury characters: rich gangsters, junkies, stick-up men, homos—they were all alike to Rogo when he belted them.
Belle Rosen said, ‘Poor Linda, can I do anything for her?’
The detective said, ‘Nah, thanks, Belle. I guess she just wants to be left alone.’
The Rosens and Rogo had known one another slightly in New York before they met again on the Christmas cruise of the Poseidon. The late-night crowd often patronized what Rosen referred to as his Pastrami Palace at Amsterdam Avenue and 74th Street before going home and Rogo sometimes used to drop in and look them over. This was sufficient to guarantee peace and quiet in Manny Rosen’s delicatessen.
Rogo’s presence aboard the ship, despite his assurances that he was on his first holiday from his beat for five years, was never wholly accepted by the passengers. They preferred the fillip of mystery at having a real detective on board and produced a spate of gags such as: ‘You look as though that dick had caught you in somebody else’s cabin,’ or: ‘Why don’t you give yourself up?’ or, ‘I saw the fuzz had his eye on you in the bar all last night.’
Also the Poseidon rumour factory never gave up on the theory that Rogo was there for business, not pleasure. He was ‘after’ someone on the ship. The idea of a tough, Broadway cop dressing for dinner every night and going on sightseeing shore trips in Senegal, Liberia, the Ivory Coast or entering in the ping-pong tournament, simply did not wash with the gossipers and a number of attempts were made to pump him.
Rogo’s slightly vacant eyes of the professional destroyer would narrow into a squint of amusement, the closest he ever came to humour, when he was queried as to what was his real mission aboard and he would say, ‘Ain’t a cop got a right to have a vacation? Could be I wanted to see where all them jigaboos we got back home come from. Maybe I could get ’em to take some back.’
The motion of the ship had become regularly spaced though the angle of inclination was not always the same. Her old bones protested each roll.
Richard Shelby leaned over towards the grab-bag table and said, ‘No game today, Frank.’
Scott grinned at him and said, ‘Like to try anyway? I’ll bet it would be interesting. Spot you five points.’
Shelby’s wife, horrified, said, ‘Oh no, Dick!’
Shelby looked uncomfortable for a moment, uncertain whether Scott was serious or not to risk breaking an arm or a leg in a canting court. But Jane had no doubts that the Minister was prepared to try. He seemed to be a lunatic where games were concerned.
Shelby decided that Scott was kidding and said, ‘Mother says no.’
On the other side of the dining-saloon The Beamer, who was a partner in a stockbroking firm in the City of London, said, ‘I’ll have a double dry martini.’
Pamela added, ‘I’ll have the same.’ She was a plain, rather lumpy English girl with the thick legs attributed to games mistresses, dun-coloured hair cropped close and short and a high-flush complexion. But she had clear, friendly blue eyes and her expression, particularly when regarding The Beamer was one of almost perpetual wonder. Travelling with her mother she had attached herself to him during the voyage, or perhaps it was the other way around. She was innocently and captivatingly in love with him.
The Beamer asked, ‘How’s your dear old Mum?’
‘Sick,’ the girl replied.
‘Pity,’ said The Beamer and beamed at her. ‘Then maybe we can have dinner together as well tonight.’
She smiled back at him. Bates was far from handsome; fortyish with a round, red, innocent face, he arranged thinning hairs neatly across the top of his skull, was addicted to coloured waistcoats by day and was to be found in a silent, constant alcoholic haze which began at ten o’clock in the morning, perched upon a stool in the veranda, midships or smoke-room bar, beaming at everyone. At first he had been alone. When he made the accidental discovery that the girl could match him drink for drink and never show it, they were from then on inseparable.
The martinis arrived. The Beamer toasted, ‘Cheers!’
Pamela said, ‘Cheers!’
The Beamer added, ‘We’d better have another.’
Robin Shelby was playing a game. He poised his bread roll and when the ship began to lean to port, he released it so that it went tumbling end-over-end until stopped by the fiddles at the edge of the table.
The Poseidon, which had been sailing level for a moment, now canted over to port in a slow, continuing roll that for the first time seemed as though it would never end. Robin’s bread leaped on to the floor. Everything began to go. To the musical sound of plates, knives, forks and glasses colliding with the wooden racks at the ends of the tables, was added the gentle jingling of the ornaments as the fifteen-foot Christmas tree, planted in a tub of sand affixed to the floor of the dining-room, leaned over alarmingly. Far over on her side, farther it seemed than she had ever been before, the ship appeared to hang there as though she were never coming back.
Belle Rosen gasped, ‘Manny, look!’ For outside their window that blue and innocent, sun-gilded sea seemed to be directly beneath them as they were tilted over in their chairs. Her plump white hands gripped the table so hard that her rings cut into the flesh of her stubby fingers.
It was no longer a game to young Robin. He was frightened and did not shout, ‘Yay!’ or ‘Wow!’, but held on tightly and looked anxiously across the table at his father. A silence gripped them all and Muller, pale, half rose, bracing himself against the glass pane. He was convinced that they were going over.
The two stewards had both been serving at the time, and Peters, the taller, balancing hard against the tilt of the ship said, ‘That’s all right, sir,’ while Acre, forced to cling to the back of one of the chairs, added, ‘She’ll be all right. She always comes back.’
It appeared that the big ship had never creaked or groaned or agonized so as she laboured to right herself and slowly pulled out of the roll. The sea which had come so menacingly close receded from the port windows and now showed blue sky, striated with cirrus clouds, as the vessel leant over on her starboard oscillation. She continued to oscillate diminishingly; plates and cutlery slid back into place again.
A steward appeared with a dustpan and brush and swept up the gold and silver shards of some of the tree decorations that had broken.
‘Christ!’ said Rogo, and then, ‘That was a stinker.’
Plump Mr Rosen and his fat wife looked up at Peters in alarm.
‘Listen,’ continued Rosen, ‘That was dangerous, wasn’t it?’
The steward replied, ‘Not really, sir. I’ve seen her do worse than this in the North Atlantic.’
Acre added, ‘She can’t go over sir, not the way she’s built,’ and he removed a dish of cold tongue that he had just put down before Mr Rosen who said, ‘Hey! Wait, I haven’t had it to eat yet.’
James Martin, whose eyes were quite bright behind his rimmed spectacles, noted the incident and saw as well that in that moment where the ship had seemed to hang fire for an eternity, both stewards had gone white. ‘My God,’ he said to himself, ‘they’re rattled.’ He asked dryly, ‘Were you praying, Frank?’
Scott replied, ‘Actually I was too busy trying to hold her