To Skin a Cat
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Private Investigator Joe Box finds has never backed down from a fight, but this one may be the roughest one yet, as he himself battling pornography mogul Cyrus Alan "Cat" Tate. Joe reluctantly sides with the family-values groups that have been trying to shut down Tate's world of video and printed porn, but Tate has other ideas when he offers Joe a lucrative position as head of corporate security.
The stakes grow even higher with the introduction of "virtual porn," a type of debauchery with more allure than anything Joe ever imagined—and the onslaught of a personal attack he thought he'd never have to face.
John Robinson
John Robinson leads the Eden bus ministry, part of The Message in Manchester. He is author of NOBODY'S CHILD and is married to Gillian, a vicar in the Church of England. They have two daughters.
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To Skin a Cat - John Robinson
Welcome back my friends, to the show that never ends. We’re so glad you could attend, come inside, come inside...
Pictures at an Exhibition
Emerson, Lake, and Palmer
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To embrace this grand illusion is to know the living death.
The Wild Frontier
Randy Stonehill
Chapter 1
The faces in the wall were back. Burning. Berating. Jeering. Taunting.
I jumped up, balling my fists as I stared around, wide-eyed.
They were everywhere, ominously floating. Shifting. Silently moaning. That was always the worst part. Their mouths moved in the flames, but no sound could be heard. My hands were clenched so tight I felt my nails drawing blood. Some of the visages before me looked hauntingly familiar, guys I’d served with in the war, or as a cop on the force. Sometimes even my wife and son.
The problem was, they were all faces of the long-ago dead.
Through the ocher walls came their grasping hands, beckoning me to join them. Up through the floor came more gray, ethereal fingers, plucking at my clothes and grabbing at me. With every bit of self-will I possessed I stood stock-still.
It’s not real,
I said out loud. None of this is real. There aren’t any faces. There aren’t any hands. There aren’t.
But it didn’t seem to be working. Still they called me, like the Sirens to Ulysses.
I felt my resolution crumbling, turning to powder like old plaster. That’s when inexplicably the hands retreated, and the faces faded.
Once more I found myself alone in the dank room, drawing in gasping, shuddering breaths. Knees weak, I leaned against the wall, now bare of phantoms, willing my pounding heart to slow down before it tore itself apart.
I couldn’t take much more of this. One of these times they weren’t going to leave. Not until they took me with them.
Almost surrendering to despair, it was all I could do not to hang my head and weep. A part of me sneered in derision. Joe Box, tough guy. Vietnam vet. Former cop. Hardnosed private eye. Look at him. About to cry like a little girl.
Yeah, what of it? I almost answered, checking my reply at the last second. I had to watch that. Talking to myself, especially here in this dark realm, could be habit-forming. It seemed to me all I needed to make it through this was a friend. Just one tiny friend...
I got my wish.
Under the wooden door, slithering into the room came a small green garter snake. His vermilion skin was cartoon-bright, and like a cartoon, his face carried a happy smile.
I returned it, grateful for the company. As a kid growing up in the hills of eastern Kentucky, I’d kept garter snakes as pets lots of times. The last one I’d owned, right before my dad and Granny and I had moved up to Cincinnati, I’d named Lester. This little guy here looked just like Lester.
I bent low, offering him my hand. The snake ignored me, instead curling himself around my ankle. I smiled again. That was so much like Lester too.
Hey, Lester,
I said. Want to take a walk around the room? Like we used to?
Lester didn’t answer. He never did. But this time there was a reason.
He was morphing.
The creature looped around my ankle wasn’t a green garter snake anymore. It was a small black python. When it looked up, its eyes glowed with lovely cold fire.
Slowly, almost casually Lester began climbing. And as he climbed, he began growing and thickening. He was eight feet long now, and as thick as my arm as he coiled himself around my body.
And then, in a slow, mesmerizing rhythm, Lester began pulsating with dark, rich colors. Blood red. Jet black. Running from his head to his tail.
This wasn’t so bad. Kind of pretty. His weight felt good too. Good old Lester... I started to stroke him.
And that’s when things went south.
The snake’s eyes locking hard onto mine, he started to squeeze. The breath exploded from my lungs as my eyes bulged. What the—? This wasn’t even close to being right. Why was Lester trying to kill me?
I didn’t know, and I didn’t have time to ponder it. Whipping my body from side to side, I struggled to free myself from his death grip. To no avail. I was running out of time. Sliding my hands down Lester’s body, frantically I sought some kind of purchase on his slick scales. Anything. A couple of feet from his neck, I found it, a soft, mealy spot. My thumbs sunk deep as heartsick, and with everything I had, I ripped poor Lester open. His flesh parted beneath my hands like cold, wet newspaper. The snake shuddered. That should have ended it. But it didn’t.
Through the rents in Lester’s sides erupted a horde of scorpions.
There were dozens of them, hundreds, each as big as my thumb and as black as sin. They kept coming, now crawling all over me with spiky feet. Everywhere they touched, their stingers felt like the blue-white tips of acetylene torches, searing and cooking my flesh.
Helpless, I screamed in fear, rage, and agony.
The scorpions screamed back, a piercing cacophony, joined by the Lester-thing. The faces in the wall had returned, and they’d found their voices, laughing maniacally.
In the midst of the madness, I fought to stay sane. "Come on, Box, wake up, I said.
Resist this. It’s not real." And it wasn’t. I awoke with a start.
Jumping up off the couch and staggering to my feet I found myself drenched in cold sweat and shaking like an aspen. The images of the nightmare still fresh in my mind, I ran my fingers through my hair. I couldn’t take much more. Three nights in a row now. Three.
.
October, to my thinking, is the best time of the year. By then the harsh heat and heavy humidity of the Cincinnati summer is gone, and winter’s nasty grasp hasn’t yet begun. Although from time to time you can hear it cracking its knuckles in anticipation.
Earlier that morning I’d spent some time downtown at CPD headquarters, giving a bored detective there the final particulars of how my last case had gone. The corpulent body of the villain who’d caused everyone involved such misery was still missing somewhere at the bottom of Lake Herrington, and likely would stay that way. I’m not sure what good the cop thought my testimony would be; possibly none, as an hour later I was done and back outside, enjoying the weather.
On the other side of my office window, the sky above the neighborhood of Mount Healthy where I worked (strange name, I know; don’t ask), had gradually eased from that white kiln-like color the summer heat paints it to the deep, azure blue it only gets in late fall. I had the window cracked just a bit to let in the cool gentle breeze as I went over some paperwork.
Another hour of this, then I’d pick up my fiancée Angela Swain for our date, which tonight would consist of a fine French meal at the Chez Maison, followed by what the critics were calling a pretty good comedy at the Playhouse in the Park. All that was needed to complete this tranquil scene was a little red breasted robin trilling outside, a la’ Mary Poppins. I sighed in contentment.
The shrill, harsh ringing of my phone broke that serenity, and I picked up. Business always has an aggravating way of intruding. Box Investigations.
Is this Mr. Box?
The voice was male, a bit older, breathy, pleasant.
Yes. Who’s this?
I’m in your lobby sir. I was calling to see if you were in, before I undertook the task of mounting your stairs. Goodbye.
What?
But whoever it was had hung up. Oh well. If the guy really was in the lobby, the mystery would be solved soon enough.
A few moments later I heard the ponderous tread of someone starting to make their way up the stairwell. The man—if it was the same one who’d just called—was having a hard time of it. Thud, thud, and a pause. One riser conquered. Thud, thud, and another pause. I couldn’t help it as I began humming I’ve Been Working on the Railroad in time to the sound.
This looked like it might take a while, so I folded my hands on the desk blotter in front of me, pasted on a bland expression, and waited.
The thudding noises began growing louder, finally stopping outside my door. There was a pregnant pause, and then my doorknob turned and the door slowly opened, revealing a squat, heavyset man with a reddish face, whom I made for a little older than me. Mid-fifties maybe. He was popeyed and laboriously wheezing from the exertion of the climb.
Excuse my unusual call from my cell phone,
the man panted, but for obvious reasons I wanted to make sure you were in.
He pointed to the chair in front of my desk. Do you mind?
Sure thing,
I nodded, wondering just who it was we had here.
My visitor plopped himself down with a grunt and a heavy sigh. I couldn’t help but notice hot rivulets of silvery sweat-worms running down his florid face above his too-tight shirt collar. I hoped he wasn’t about to have a thrombo. But if the expensive cut of the man’s navy blue silk Saville Row suit over his black Bally shoes was any indication, I imagined that if he did keel over, the medical insurance he carried was first-rate.
I figured to let him speak first when he got his wind back. He didn’t disappoint.
A hard climb, Mr. Box.
Sighing, the man pulled a fine white monogrammed handkerchief from his front pocket. He began wiping his face with it. I’m not in the shape I was as a youth.
Who is?
I concurred, figuring this fellow would get to it eventually. As I said, I needed to pick up Angela in an hour.
He folded the damp cloth back into a neat square before tucking it away. I suppose introductions are in order. My name is Morris Lester Chalafant.
He proffered a hand, and I stretched across my desk and shook with him. Not surprisingly, his grip felt like warm, moist meat. I hate that. Joe Box. But then you know that already.
I do indeed, sir,
he nodded, his breathing sounding better. Even if your name wasn’t posted on the sign downstairs, your fame, as they say, precedes you.
‘A good name is rather to be chosen than great riches’,
I said. Proverbs 22:1, if I’m not mistaken.
The bulging effect in Chalafant’s eyes was gone now, replaced by a knowing gleam. "You’re not mistaken. And you have both the name and the money, if the stories are true."
Stories?
You’ve heard them all, I’m sure, sir. Reporters being what they are, it was impossible to keep the tale under wraps for long. About how even before you became wealthy after your last case, you couldn’t be bought.
I bristled at his gall, but kept quiet. My visitor continued, And that brings up a rather odd counterpoint to my visit. With your new status, I would have thought you’d have forgone the hard daily grind of a private investigator’s life.
I still didn’t trust myself to answer. For being a complete stranger, this dude was treading perilously close to the edge.
Perhaps now it’s simply a lark for you. At any rate, I’ve heard that you’re honest, tough, hard-working, and tenacious.
Don’t forget thrifty, reverent, and brave,
I said. I haven’t been a Boy Scout since I was twelve, Mr. Chalafant.
Leaning in, my piercing gaze was steady. And as far as my finances go, it’s really none of your business.
He ignored that. A Boy Scout isn’t what’s called for. But tenacity? Yes, tenacity is what is required.
His breezy manner faded a bit. That. And circumspection.
A private investigator who can’t keep his mouth shut doesn’t last in this business. And I’ve been at it an awfully long time.
Yes, going on twenty years, isn’t it? Before that you were a hopeless alcoholic.
That raised my eyebrows, and Chalafant’s exuberance had returned. "Before that you were a Cincinnati street cop, and before that an infantry rifleman, a corporal serving in Vietnam. You’re a widower of some twenty-five years, now engaged to a successful architect, whom you met at the church both of you attend. His good humor grew.
How am I doing so far?"
My manner chilled by half as I settled back in my creaky old desk chair. Maybe we ought to switch seats, Mr. Chalafant. I’m thinking you should be the investigator.
Now, Mr. Box, don’t get upset with me, please. It’s simply that my employer had you thoroughly vetted before he sent me here today. He’s a very meticulous man.
Your employer?
A singular individual. One that I’ll wager cash money you’ve heard of. And much like you, also a man whose fame precedes him.
My visitor placidly folded his hands across his ample gut. Cyrus Alan Tate.
Cyrus Tate? The porno king? That guy they call Cat?
I almost laughed, only checking myself at the last second. Being found in the same category of human sludge as Cyrus Alan Tate would put a decided kink in my happy mood.
"I was right. You have heard of him. The other man chuckled, a wet rasping sound.
I know, it’s silly the way the press, comprising his initials, quite a while ago hanged that nickname on him. But I’ve heard it bandied about that any publicity is good publicity, true?"
I could make a fairly good case against that.
Admittedly at first it caused Mr. Tate no end of embarrassment. But after years of enduring that appellation, he seems to enjoy it now.
I’d progressed from chilly to downright cold. Glad to hear it.
Oh, come, Mr. Box. Surely, you being an apparently healthy male, have from time to time in your more, shall we say
—Chalafant ran a glutinous tongue over his grayish, rubbery lips—desperate moments, availed yourself of Mr. Tate’s particular wares?
My reply was terse. No, can’t say that I have. Call it a character flaw.
The other man laughed, slapping his hands down on his ham-like thighs in delight. It would appear the stories I’ve heard about your new religious bent are also true.
This guy was getting on my last nerve. What do you want, Mr. Chalafant?
He settled his weight back into the chair, the wood creaking alarmingly. You are aware of Mr. Tate’s latest venture, are you not?
Let’s say I’m not. Why don’t you fill me in.
Very well,
he nodded, tenting his fingers like an English professor. East of here, at the farthest edge of Claxton County, and hard against the Ohio River, my employer, Cyrus Alan Tate, has erected what may well become the Mecca of the sex industry as we know it.
Son of a gun.
Of course I’d heard all this on the news, but I wanted his take on it.
Simply put,
Chalafant announced, the project is a state of the art building standing five stories high, and finishing out at nearly a quarter-mile in circumference. Inside it are seven large-screen high-definition movie complexes, various gift shops, and a walk-through exhibit, consisting of a combination theme park and animatronics tableau. This exhibit features famous sex workers through the ages, both male and female, some of them dating as far back as the Sumerian empire.
I always heard the Sumerians were hot dates.
He ignored me. In addition are fifty fully equipped, sound-deadened massage parlors, staffed by professionals. Also found there is the largest adult bookstore in the world, featuring books, special toys, interactive games, and DVDs. These have been gathered from the four corners of the earth. Most of them have never been seen by Western eyes.
Let’s hear it for smut,
I quipped, but my visitor heedlessly soldiered on.
The building’s crowning glory will be unveiled sometime soon. This experience will be something so wondrous, so marvelous, its very description beggars the imagination.
He smiled thinly. Unfortunately, I’m not yet at liberty to divulge exactly what it is.
I rested my chin on my fist. Pity. I’m on tenterhooks, too.
All in good time, Mr. Box. If you choose to join us in our venture, that is.
The other man’s look grew beatific. The name of this structure is beauteous in its simplicity. Mr. Tate is calling his creation...
He paused a pretentious beat. PornUtopia.
Of course, I knew that too, and I bit my tongue. The press had had a field day sniggering like schoolboys when they’d heard it. There really wasn’t any reply, civil or otherwise, I could make to something so blatantly asinine, so I said nothing.
Chalafant took my silence as approval, and spread his plump, manicured, fish-belly white fingers. Inside PornUtopia’s walls will be found sensual delights of the flesh the likes of which can be scarcely dreamt of.
I picked up my black marble paperweight, enjoying its heft. Idly wondering if I should split this dude’s skull. Golly, sounds great. Can the missus and I bring the kids?
That crack deflated the porcine jerk at last, and he sighed like I was the class dullard. I fear you’re misunderstanding the scope of this project.
Oh, I believe I understand it fine. What you’re telling me is your boss has created a porn palace for fifteen-year-old boys in thirty-year old bodies. If it wasn’t so revolting it’d be pathetic.
I’m afraid—
my visitor began, but I broke in on him.
And that name.
My look was disbelieving. I mean, come on. PornUtopia? What IQ-challenged Madison Avenue whiz kid thought that up?
Surprisingly, Chalafant appeared offended. For someone in the dirty book and movie business, I would have thought that was impossible. The expression on his face was like an undertaker who found he’d been stiffed on his bill. Mr. Tate created that name himself.
Oddly enough, I don’t doubt it,
I said. Again, Chalafant, the question remains. What brings you into my establishment today?
His answer was even. Simple. A business offer. Mr. Tate wishes to hire you.
I laughed. "Good night nurse. To do what, exactly?"
You’ve conducted security work in the past, true?
I nodded, intrigued with where he could possibly be going with this, and Chalafant said, That’s what I’m here for.
Kind of late in the game for that, isn’t it? I would have thought Tate would hire a specialty firm for that. Any security work I’ve performed has been strictly small potatoes.
Just so,
the other man nodded, as if pleased I’d gotten it. But gotten what?
He went on, The system installed in PornUtopia was contracted to a large company headquartered in Phoenix, Arizona. You may have heard of them. Apex Technologies.
Yeah, I know them.
I should. Apex was the most expensive private-security firm in the world. They don’t come much bigger. What could I possibly bring to the mix?
Mr. Tate is justly famous for considering every aspect to a problem, and building in redundant components to stave off future problems. Your task would simply be to verify the work done by the Apex workers. Another set of eyes, if you will.
I frowned. I can’t say I much like the idea of being a redundant component.
Possibly a week would need to be allotted to complete your inspection.
Chalafant was ignoring my comment, eyes dancing like a dashboard Chihuahua. For that seven days’ work, you would be paid the sum of ten thousand dollars.
Ten thousand bucks. Wellsir.
Not to mention, of course, the expected on-site fringe benefits. Of the female persuasion.
He paused once more. Or male. Whichever suits.
I figured it was time to shut down this farce. Not interested.
He drew a breath. Sir—
Again I broke in. Two things, Mr. Chalafant.
I held up the correct amount of fingers on my left hand before ticking off the points with my right index. One, I don’t need, or want, your porn money. And two, as an opinion from a guy who’s trying to be a fairly moral human being, what Tate’s doing stinks like road kill.
I shook my head. No. Find yourself another boy.
But—
the other man started one last time.
I slammed the paperweight down on my already scarred desktop. We’re done here.
Chalafant still looked utterly befuddled at my stupidity. I said, Before you go, though, answer this. Why me?
He stayed mute, and I went on, I mean, if good old Cyrus had me checked out like you said, he must know I’ve changed my ways. And he must have known I’d say no.
I narrowed my eyes as an evil thought wiggled in. Or did he?
All men have their price, Mr. Box.
My visitor said. Even you.
The Tabasco sauce was coming up my legs. It was a moment before I trusted myself to speak. Well, forgive me for being slow. I get it now. Your boss is known for being high profile in his disdain for religion of any stripe. Am I right?
The other man made no reply.
So your visit here today was a ploy to see if I’d rise to the bait,
I continued. If I took his job, Tate could crow that a Christian could be bought ... if he made the bait sweet enough.
In three strides I crossed the room, pulling open the door harder than I’d meant, rattling the smoked glass. Good day, Mr. Chalafant.
What?
Let me make it plainer. Beat feet.
Oh, don’t be ridiculous!
A vein was throbbing alarmingly on the side of the other man’s head. It went like that a few seconds more before he seemed to calm himself. All right. Let’s say for argument’s sake you’re correct. That this offer was partly designed to show your faith in a bad light. If it was, so what?
Come again?
I wasn’t sure I’d heard him right.
I was told you’re the best,
Chalafant said. And Mr. Tate always gets the best. Always.
As I glared ropes at him, my visitor’s tone turned oily. "Please, sir, listen to reason. Forget your religious bigotry. Your so-called code of honor. Your outdated morals. Mr. Tate’s cash will spend, Mr. Box, and spend well. Take the job. That smirk wasn’t any nicer than it’d been earlier.
As long as you live, you’ll never be part of anything bigger."
But that’s wrong,
I corrected. I already am.
Now it was Chalafant’s turn to go silent, not understanding.
I used that lull to get in one final shot. Something you said earlier has been bugging me. When I mentioned that Proverb, you acted like you’d heard it before. You even went so far as to tell me I’d quoted it correctly. The thing is, you really don’t strike me as the Bible-reading type, Chalafant. How did you know I got it right?
That’s easy. In my youth, I was a student of scripture.
I frowned, and he went on, I’m a Jew, Mr. Box. Or should I say, I was. Now I’m ... something rather more.
I’ll say. At long last, I’d had enough of this fool, and I pulled the door open wider. Time to get it in motion, jerkwad. Make sure this doesn’t hit you on the way out.
Chalafant huffed out a breath. Minus his hollow smile, now he just looked slimy. Very well. Obviously I’m wasting my time here. And Mr. Tate’s.
That was the truest thing he’d said yet.
Struggling to his feet, he grunted, Just one thing more. Since money isn’t your hot button, is there anyone else you can recommend whose it is?
I started to answer in the negative.
And then I remembered Billy Barnicke.
Chapter 2
Angela Swain, my drop-dead gorgeous brunette fiancée (yes, I’m biased) leaned my way, a small piece of Chateaubriand speared expertly on the tines of her fork. Taste this. It’s really very good.
I gave her a look. I’ve got the same thing on my plate as you do. That’s why they call it Chateaubriand for two.
Don’t be a stick-in-the-mud. It’s bad for your image. This is what lovers do, especially in five-star French restaurants like this. They offer each other bits of their foods to taste. It’s sensual.
Sensual?
To a hillbilly like me, sensual is when the country ham isn’t too salty.
She bobbed her fork up and down. Come on, Romeo. This is the first time either of us has eaten here. Let’s get the full effect.
She made that look that makes me go weak in the knees. Do it for me, big guy. Enjoy.
I paused another moment, then said, Oh, why not.
Cranking my head over, I took the morsel of meat with my teeth. I started chewing it, wagging my eyebrows as I did. "Wow, you’re right, Ange. This is a lot better than mine."
Witty,
she sighed, exasperated. Very witty. No matter what, you’ll always be a country boy, won’t you? Even if your Kentucky accent is forty years gone.
I grinned in reply, hoping there weren’t steak fragments between my teeth. It’s part of my bucolic charm.
Angela shook her head, and I used that lull in the conversation to pick up the delicate white Limoges cup by its dinky little handle, taking another sip of the Chez Maison’s superb coffee. Setting it down, I said, I had an interesting guest today.
Interesting as in ‘oh-brother-what-a-trip-he-was’, or really interesting?
The first. Guy had a weird name. Morris Chalafant.
Chalafant...
Angela mused. Why does that sound familiar?
What’s weirder is who he works for.
My fiancée looked puzzled, and I said, Cyrus Alan Tate.
She set her fork down with a frown. Cyrus Tate? The porno king?
The one and only.
Good heavens. What did he want with you?
Her chuckle was less than heartfelt. You’re not thinking of changing careers on me, are you?
Not hardly,
I laughed, trying—and failing—to paint a picture of that in my head. No, his visit had to do with that smut sanctuary Tate’s putting up out in Claxton County.
I’ve heard of it.
Angela shook her head again. I can’t believe the people there let it be built. Are they insane?
Times are hard all over,
I shrugged. In Claxton County as much as anywhere. The tax revenues from the thing alone will probably float half their economy.
My fiancée sniffed her disdain. It’s hard to imagine anyone wanting to work at a place like that. Not anyone self-respecting at any rate.
Neither can I. But as the cowboys used to put it, sometimes a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do. Especially if he has a family to support.
Angela’s violet eyes widened. Don’t tell me you condone that abomination.
I didn’t say that. All I’m saying is what some people might think.
Well, I think it’s sick.
You won’t get any argument from me. That’s why I threw Chalafant out.
Good,
she nodded firmly, then said, You never said what he wanted with you.
It seems Tate’s hired a pretty big out of town firm to do the security service there. Chalafant wanted to see if I’d be interested in vetting their work.
I smiled sardonically. Jerk had the nerve to call me a ‘redundant component’.
"Somebody needs to redundant them."
That doesn’t make any sense.
You know what I mean.
Angela tossed her napkin on the table. Men like Tate steam me. He makes it all seem so perfectly harmless. But not just him. What about the men who’ll go to his place? What about those who’ll run it?
I kept silent; when my sweetie goes on a tear, it’s best just to let her run it out. Worst of all,
she said, are the women who’ll willingly let themselves be used like so many disposable paper cups.
Angela Swain is a justly famous architect. But before that, long before she had the encounter with God that would change her life so dramatically, she was something else. Something dark.
I knew I’d touched a sore spot with her, and regretted ever having mentioned Chalafant’s visit in the first place. I figured anything I would say at this point would only make things worse, so we passed the next few moments in silence while we both sipped our coffee.
Angela broke the logjam, her grin tentative. Threw him out, huh?
Well, not physically, of course. The shape Chalafant was in, that probably would have killed him. I just opened my door, and he got the idea.
And then I said one of the stupider things I’ve ever uttered. I referred him to Billy.
"You did what?" Angela’s eyebrows headed north. Billy Barnicke?
Several disapproving stares from the diners around us were now directed our way. The maitre d’ materialized and scurried over, concern clouding his thin Gallic features. "Is there a problem, madame? Monsieur?"
No, we’re fine,
I lied. The lady just got strangled on a green bean. She’s okay now.
I grinned, pointing at the meat with my fork. "Tell the cook this steak is great."
He looked hard at me, then over at Angela, his Boston Blackie mustache quivering. Very well. Please, enjoy your dinner. Call me if you need...anything more.
With that he disappeared to wherever maitre d’s in fancy restaurants go after they’ve finished dealing with the riffraff. What he’d left off saying was, and for Pete’s sake keep your voices down.
Angela scowled, and not just because of my crack at her expense. You’re going to get us tossed out of here yet.
"Me?