Scandal: A Manual
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Scandal - George Rush
2
No Experience Necessary
Neither of us set out to write a celebrity column. And yet, we can see now how our families planted the seeds—and, dare we say, spread the fertilizer—for our future crops of gossip.
As Joanna tells it:
My family didn’t have a lot of money. But the stories they told about New York were like gold to me. Most of them had lived in Manhattan since the 1840s, since fleeing the Great Famine in Ireland. They had names like Baby Rosaleen, Chickie, Patsy, and Zahbelle. During Prohibition, my grandfather, Ray Molloy, saw some gangsters riddle Mad Dog
Coll with Tommy gun bullets while he made a phone call at London Chemists in Chelsea.
One of my aunts would note, Yeah, it was the last straw for Dutch Schultz and Owney Madden when Mad Dog kidnapped Frenchy.
That would be Big Frenchy DeMange, Madden’s estranged partner in Harlem’s Cotton Club. Mad Dog had kept French hostage in the Cornish Arms Hotel on West Twenty-Third across the street from our family business, the Molloy Funeral Home.
You know, they say Mad Dog sent Frenchy’s private parts to his mother in a box,
said one of my aunts.
Another aunt yelled, How did she know they were his?!
Laughter and much clinking of ice in glasses filled the room. I was about twelve and glad they hadn’t banished me from the room.
One of my cousins, Georgie Rooney, was a cop who walked the beat in Hell’s Kitchen. One day a teenager threw a rock that knocked his cap off. The kid’s name was Mickey Featherstone. He was a repeat offender. Cousin Georgie saw him again a couple of weeks later, sitting as calm as clams on a milkbox at a gas station. Georgie asked him, Which hand did you throw the rock with?
With a smirk, he held out his right hand. Georgie grabbed it and crushed his fingers against the curb, breaking some. He didn’t even flinch,
Georgie said. He showed no feeling of pain whatsoever.
Featherstone grew up to be a famous killer for the Westies gang.
When I walk around New York, I see the ghosts of my older relatives. There’s the horse market outside the Flatiron Building where a white stallion broke free and ran down Twenty-Third Street. There’s the wooden stand at Thirty-Fourth and Broadway, where a cop held up colored lanterns before there were traffic lights. Out in Rockaway and Gerritson Beach, there are the bungalows they built when you could rent a stretch of sand from the city for two dollars.
I still hear their songs and their expressions. They’d say our ancestor, John Hennessey, a cabinetmaker on Thames Street came home in tatters
from the Civil War. They recalled neighborhood characters who’d purposely get arrested for vagrancy come wintertime, so they could get three hots and a cot
in jail. Girls were warned, Whenever a girl whistles, the Virgin Mary cries.
Brides were given my great-great grandmother’s mystifying birth-control advice: Make tea in the kitchen, but spit in the parlor.
In the era of spittoons, that must have been her way of explaining the rhythm method.
It didn’t work too well, since her daughter, Auntie Lala, had eight kids. One summer, one of her twins, Irene, was swimming in a lake and drowned. Lala was heartbroken, but then she became pregnant again—with another pair of twins. She was overjoyed to deliver Josephine and Juliette. She was pushing them in a pram near Madison Square Park one day when there was some kind of explosion in the street. Juliette died in the pram. Lala’s sister, Juliette, after whom the baby had been named, asked if the family could pretend that it was Josephine who’d died. That way, Juliette would still have a living namesake. Lala, beset with grief, agreed to rename Josephine Juliette.
The pathos of this story compelled my family to keep telling it nearly one hundred years later. And that’s where I got the sense that telling true stories was an important thing to do.
My parents and their four children lived for a time in the Bronx, on Blackrock Avenue, near Castle Hill Avenue, about eight blocks from the projects where Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor grew up. Singer Jennifer Lopez later lived two blocks down Blackrock and went to our school, Holy Family. My father bought all the papers. He made sure I followed columnist Pete Hamill, who helped wrestle the gun away from Sirhan Sirhan when he shot Bobby Kennedy. But I would also read the Suzy Says
society column in the Daily News. Suzy,
the pen name of Aileen Mehle, allowed me to escape from the Bronx into a fantasy world. She wrote about the ladies who lunched and the film stars I’d see on the three TV channels that all showed classic movies every day at 4 o’clock—the same ones Meryl Streep has said inspired her to become an actress. Don’t get me wrong; our street games were fun. But it was a tonic to dream about Mrs. Muffie McFancyton dancing at galas with her silk Yves St. Laurent evening gowns and her jewels. Little did I know that the designers and party planners and hotels and florists all had press agents who pushed Suzy to plug their clients. No matter. I pictured the Astors and the Vanderbilts and the Whitneys swirling around chandeliered rooms with movie stars. It was dreamy. Knowing the players in Suzy’s column also came in handy years later, when some of them got into trouble.
I became more politically conscious after my cousin Eugene O’Connell, an acting class buddy of Danny DeVito, was killed in Vietnam. I got my first job at thirteen. I lived in the South, the Midwest, and the West, working in factories, hospitals, and kitchens. I even sold Fuller brush products door-to-door. I bought a 1957 pink Ford Fairlane in Tennessee for $175. I ended up finishing college at UC Berkeley, where I became friends with Mark Dowie, the investigative journalist who exposed the exploding Ford Pinto, environmental activist David Helvarg, and Mother Jones cofounder Dave Talbot, who went on to create Salon.com.
I finally made my way back to New York and started looking for a job in the media. I worked for the Downtown Express. It was a scrappy neighborhood paper with only one other reporter, Jere Hester, and a great editor, John Cotter. It was in a building where the elevator doors regularly opened onto the brick between floors. Fluorescent bulbs hung higgledy piggledy from the ceiling. A girl once came up to me as I sipped coffee. Are you almost finished?
she asked in an annoyed tone. You’re using the Office Cup!
At night, I worked as a typesetter for New York. The magazine’s editor, Ed Kosner, presided over an amazing stable that included critics John Simon, David Denby, and Gael Greene and writers Nick Pileggi, Joe Klein, Michael Daly, Stephen Dubner, Chris Smith, Anthony Haden-Guest, Eric Pooley, Richard David Story, Michael Gross, Peter Blauner, and Peg Tyre. After contributing short pieces for two years, Jeannette Walls hired me as her assistant on the Intelligencer
column. Jeanette was funny, statuesque, and had red hair that fell over one eye like Jessica Rabbit. It wasn’t an accident that Jeannette gave this struggling Bronx girl a chance. Jeannette had gone to Barnard and lived on Park Avenue. But, when she knew me better, she confided that she’d grown up poor, tramping around the country with her family. I kept her secret. She later turned the whole story into her beautiful bestseller, The Glass Castle. Jeannette had reinvented herself and she encouraged me to do the same. She suggested I needed a makeover. That night, I went to an AIDS benefit where fashion designers donated clothes you could buy. I found a yellow Christian Lacroix suit that looked like it could hang in Jeannette’s closet. It was a little expensive, but I remember Fran Drescher telling me, If I have to pay retail to benefit humanity, so be it!
I bought that suit.
While the young Joanna rebelled and ricocheted around America, I stuck to the straight and narrow.
I was born in Chicago and grew up on the North Shore in Highland Park. The town has some magnificent lakeside mansions and landmark houses by Frank Lloyd Wright and other Prairie School architects. Orson Welles and Michael Jordon lived there (quite a few years apart). Director John Hughes used Highland Park as a location for Ferris Bueller’s Day Off and many of his suburban comedies. We did not live in one of the mansions. My father, George Sr., had been a mechanic on bombing runs over North Africa during World War II. Later, he became an architectural engineer with the Department of Housing and Urban Development. He managed to afford a sweet cottage built in 1926 on a ravine surrounded by old oaks. It was just big enough for our little family of three. We were middle-class Catholics in a neighborhood where most of my friends were wealthier and Jewish. We were kind of a minority group within a minority group. I went to a lot of fun bar mitzvahs.
We lived a few blocks from America’s oldest outdoor music festival, Ravinia. All the legends performed there—Ella Fitzgerald, Aretha Franklin, Joan Baez, Bob Dylan. We’d get cheap tickets on the lawn. Ravinia gave me my first glimpse of fame. My parents were by no means star worshippers. But I would say my mother, Peg, was a born gossip. She guarded the most trivial details of our family like they were Kremlin files—although she didn’t mind prying into other people’s business. On more days than I could bear, I was locked in a car with Mom and her women’s club friends as they chattered about who’d had too much Scotch or why some teacher had had to resign. The year I graduated from Highland Park High School, two of my classmates, Gary Sinise and Jeff Perry, started the Steppenwolf Theatre. My mom and her friends clicked their tongues over the experimental
plays Gary and Jeff were producing in the basement of the Immaculate Conception Church. You wouldn’t believe the language they’re using!
my mother would say.
My church activities were confined to serving Mass as an altar boy and attending Boy Scout meetings as an Eagle Scout. As coeditor of the high school paper, I’d already set my sights on journalism. We didn’t know anyone in the media, but Chicago had a proud newspaper tradition going back to Ben Hecht and Ring Lardner. Everybody followed Pulitzer Prize–winning columnist Mike Royko as he jumped from the Daily News to the Sun-Times to the Tribune. He took on Mayor Daley repeatedly and blew the whistle when Chicago cops were guarding Frank Sinatra on the taxpayers’ dime. Irv Kupcinet, the Sun-Times columnist who was king of Chicago’s nightlife, must have also been an influence. I didn’t read Kup’s Column
daily, but even as a kid I’d try to stay up for his talk show, where the cigar-smoking Kup would have everybody from Muhammad Ali to Jimmy Hoffa to Linda Lovelace yakking around a coffee table. At Brown University, I majored in semiotics—the study of signs and symbols. It was a completely impractical concentration. But Roland Barthes’s essays opened my eyes to the political and societal messages embedded in everything from fashion to wrestling. And my professors let me try my hand at what was then called the New Journalism
—novelistic nonfiction a la Tom Wolfe and Hunters Thompson. I was able to slip some of my impressionistic reporting
into Fresh Fruit, an alternative weekly I helped edit. I then managed to get into Columbia’s Journalism School, which gives out the Pulitzer Prizes. My professors there, most of whom had worked at the Times or CBS News, taught by holding up the city’s tabloids as examples of ethical failing—particularly Rupert Murdoch’s Post, which the Columbia Journalism Review called a force of evil.
After Columbia, I spent my days writing a book about the secret world of New York’s rooftops—a sort of John McPheeish portrait of the beauty and horror that lurks above our heads. At night, I drove a taxi, and later, wrote and produced for Channel 5 News. The roof book was never published but it got me an agent and some magazine work.
In 1983, I landed an assignment with Esquire to interview Anthony Perkins, who was about to return to the screen as Norman Bates in Psycho II. I’d never done a celebrity profile before. Having flown out to L.A., I rang the bell on Perkins’s Hollywood Hills house as nervously as Vera Miles checking into the Bates Motel. But Tony couldn’t have been more welcoming. For years, he’d refused to talk about Norman. But he opened up to me about his struggle to escape his most famous role. He made dinner. Afterwards we were hanging out in the kitchen when he reached into his freezer and pulled out a big bag of pot. He loaded up a little pipe, took a toke, then offered me some. I figured one hit couldn’t hurt—it’d help establish intimacy with my subject. I quickly found myself in the straitjacket of some phantasmagoric weed. Tony, who was kind of high-strung, kept jabbering on about working with Hitchcock. Meanwhile, I was trying to keep my melting brain from leaking out of my ears and nose. I fumbled through my notes, trying to remember what I’d come to ask him. Finally, I blurted out the obvious question: Uh, what was it like shooting the shower scene with Janet Leigh?
Everybody finds that scene so terrifying,
said Tony. I find it quite funny. The blood was actually chocolate syrup. Also, for all the stabbing, you never see the knife touch Janet’s body.
To demonstrate, Tony grabbed a carving knife from his cutlery set and began walking toward me. Norman Bates was suddenly looming above me with a gleaming blade.
Tony,
I said, trying to remain calm. Please put that down.
Tony plunged the knife into the air a few times before returning it to a drawer.
It was really quite funny,
he repeated.
I complimented myself on defusing the situation. Later, I realized that Tony, who was an old pro at interviews, had given me my opening scene. Leaving out the pot, of course. Good thing my tape recorder was running or I wouldn’t have remembered a word he said. I thought the interview had gone pretty well, but when I returned to New York, an editor asked me if I’d asked Tony about his gay past. Gay past? I’d met his vivacious wife, Berry Berenson, and their tween sons, Elvis and Osgood. Even if I’d known he’d had a gay past, how could I bring up such a personal question with a movie star?
My editor pressed me to call back Tony, who was nice enough take a few more questions. I asked him about his early shyness and anguished youth. Finally, I got around to asking whether he stayed in touch with Grover Dale, the choreographer I’d been told had been his partner for six years. Perkins chuckled. He seemed to sense I’d been put up to this. He said that he and Dale had been roommates
and that Dale too had gotten married (to Nine star Anita Morris) and that they often vacationed with Tony and Berry. It was obvious Tony wasn’t ready to come out—yet. But shortly after I handed in my piece, he admitted to People that he’d had homosexual encounters [that felt] unsatisfying.
(Tab Hunter, Rudolf Nureyev, and Stephen Sondheim were among those Tony encountered,
it was later reported.) My profile, which now looked behind the curve, got killed. It was a bummer after all the work I’d put into it. But I’d learned the coin that lay in a star’s private life.
I was trying to make ends meet as a freelancer when, in 1985, I met Richard Johnson. Tall, blonde, and model-handsome, Richard had just started editing the New York Post’s Page Six column. We had mutual friends and Richard had recently written about an investigative story I’d done for Manhattan, Inc. about white-collar prisons—Club Fed.
He asked if I’d be interested in working with him two days a week. I never read Page Six. I didn’t consider myself a gossip.
But it would be a regular check, with health insurance! I’d still have time to pursue my real work. And it’d just be two days a week, wouldn’t it?
3
Tart it up a bit.
Richard gave me the address of the Post —210 South Street. I wasn’t sure where the hell that was. I got off the subway at Fulton Street and started walking many bleak blocks—under the Brooklyn Bridge, past some housing projects, past the stinking sidewalks of the Fulton Fish Market, which brought to mind Chicago columnist Mike Royko’s crack that no self-respecting fish would want to be wrapped in a Murdoch paper.
Finally, I reached a gray, block-long, five-story building on the East River. Its backwater location made me wonder about the gang of renegades I was joining. Why did they need to be isolated from the general populace? That first day, the temperature was arctic. Homeless guys were warming themselves around fiery oil drums under the iron girders of FDR Drive across the street. Pig-knuckled Post drivers were having coffee and grilled blueberry muffins at the South Street Diner while their trucks were loaded with bales of crime, sports . . . and gossip!
I rode upstairs on a freight elevator with ink-smudged pressmen whose hearing, I later learned, had been pretty much devoured by the machines they tended. The pressmen wore square hats they made from newsprint—tabloid origami. When I got to the fourth floor, the grimy newsroom looked like it hadn’t been cleaned since William Randolph Hearst built the place in 1927 for the New York Journal. Old papers were strewn everywhere. Police and fire radios squawked. Editors barked orders from the rim
—a horseshoe of desks. A few editors wore bow ties and green eyeshades. Photographer Louie Liotta still kept his press badge stuck in his hatband, just as he did in the 1940s when he worked for Weegee, the legendary lensman, who’d hand Louie rolls of film to air mail
back to the newsroom via carrier pigeon.
A few touches of modernity had crept in. Miraculous facsimile machines
now spat out press releases. Some reporters now wore beepers.
Computers had sidelined the typesetters. (The union saw to it that they held on to their jobs, even if that meant doing nothing but playing cards in what they called the rubber room,
because the boredom drove them nuts.) But reporters still did research by calling the paper’s library for the clips
—old, yellowed articles snipped and filed in folders. Editors sometimes pecked on typewriters. Photos came out of the darkroom. They were black and white, since the paper had no color presses. New Yorkers didn’t seem to mind. Most of them still got their news from the Post, the Daily News, or the Times. They never missed their favorite columns. Yes, there was TV, but twenty-two minutes of news, weather, and sports didn’t satisfy news junkies and sports fanatics. CNN was just five years old— if you had cable.
When he bought the Post from liberal publisher Dorothy Schiff in 1976, one of Rupert Murdoch’s first reforms was to dedicate an entire page in the front of the paper to gossip. Gossip columns had traditionally been the epistle of one man or woman, like Earl Wilson or Hedda Hopper. Murdoch’s newly hatched Page Six was team reported, though it carried one byline—that of its editor.
That was fine with me. I preferred to stay under the radar. I wasn’t eager to advertise to my Brown and Columbia classmates that I’d wound up working at the Post, on a gossip column much less.
Safe to say, the newsroom at the Post was a bit different than at the Times. Murdoch had dragooned a gang of Brits and Aussies to teach the locals how he liked it done. A Murdoch hack
would do anything to get his exclusive. One who covered a murder trial famously ran out of the courtroom ahead of the press pack, called in the verdict from a public phone bank, taking care to cut the cords on all the other phones so the competition couldn’t use them.
The emotional temperature of the Post’s newsroom would rise as the day wore on, reaching the boiling point around six p.m., when the greatest minds—that is, the most deranged—would gather around the city desk to hatch the screaming front page, known as the wood
because in the old days the letters were so big they had to carve them out of wood. A mushroom cloud of cigarette smoke would form as headline ideas flew back and forth, producing louder and louder laughter. The rapid-fire spitballing created flash-bang headlines guaranteed to ambush anyone walking past a newsstand. Among the eternal woods were GRANNY EXECUTED IN HER PINK PAJAMAS . . . BOY GULPS GAS, EXPLODES (a teenage suicide) . . . EATEN ALIVE! (a pretty Bronx zookeeper mauled by tigers) . . . I SLEPT WITH A TRUMPET (heiress Roxanne Pulitzer’s musical sex aid) . . . KHADAFY GOES DAFFY (about the Libyan dictator’s rumored cross-dressing) . . . PINEAPPLE IN A CAN (acne-scarred dictator Manuel Noriega goes to prison). A story about Father Bruce Ritter’s mentoring
of teenage boys prompted someone to suggest: OUR FATHER WHO ART IN KEVIN. But that one was ruled beyond the pale, even by Post standards. Anyone was welcome to lob a suggestion. Some priceless heds
sprang from the heads of Dick McWilliams, Jimmy Lynch, Al Ellenberg, Dick Belsky, and even fishing columnist Kenny Moran, who dubbed some whacked wise guys as DEADFELLAS! The most famous headline—HEADLESS BODY IN TOPLESS BAR—was often attributed to Vinnie Musetto. It was most likely a team effort. But Vinnie, a copyboy-turned-managing-editor-turned-film-critic, was a character. Sometimes he zoomed around the newsroom with his arms stretched out like a seagull. Other times, he’d climb on a desk to blow reveille on a bugle.
Of the many odd ducks in the Post’s aviary, the most majestic mallard was the metropolitan editor, Steve Dunleavy. Born in Sydney in 1938, Dunleavy was a dashing rake with a graying pompadour, an aquiline nose, and a tooth that fell out at inopportune moments. His reporting methods were ingenious and sometimes unscrupulous. He’d charmed the pants off one of Ted Kennedy’s boiler room
girls to get to the bottom of Mary Jo Kopechne’s drowning at Chappaquiddick. He’d slipped into a white hospital coat and pretended to be a bereavement counselor to get quotes out of the parents of one victim of Son of Sam
killer David Berkowitz. When he was trying to win the confidence of a Jewish person over the phone, he’d introduce himself as Don Levy.
The Street Dog,
as Dunleavy was known, never seemed to eat, except for the occasional grilled cheese sandwich. Tobacco and alcohol were his main food groups. He’d sometimes sip on a Budweiser tall boy in the newsroom, but he tended to do his daytime drinking in the second-floor tavern above the South Street Diner or around the corner in a mob social club where he might check out a tip with some wise guys over a hand of poker. His nighttime imbibing often took him at Elaine’s at Eighty-Eighth and Second Avenue. One night, he got into a donnybrook with manic record producer Phil Spector, who pulled a pearl-handled gun on Dunleavy. Steve apparently disarmed him with a kangaroo punch to Spector’s schnoz. On another night, the story goes, Steve was slipping some wood to a Norwegian heiress on a snowbank when a snowplow invaded their lovemaking, leaving Dunleavy with a broken foot. Steve kept his wife and family out on Long Island so, if an evening ran late, he’d sometimes return to the Post to crash. He might curl up under a desk. One time, a secretary was sent to fetch him in the executive sauna. She found him looking even more pallid than usual. Mr. Dunleavy’s dead!
she screamed as she ran back to the newsroom. But Steve seemed indestructible. He once showed me a burn mark on his hand where he’d stubbed out a cigarette to win a bar bet in Hong Kong.
Nothing sobered Steve up like the smelling salts of a good story. One day, I’d gotten a tip about Bernhard Goetz, the geeky electronics technician who had recently shot four teenagers he believed were muggers on the subway. The tip wasn’t earth-shattering, just that Goetz had been seen in upstate Rhinebeck, shopping for milk bottles from his father’s old dairy farm. My source said Goetz was very sentimental
about the dairy. Someone suggested, Dunleavy might know how to reach Goetz.
When I relayed the story to Steve, he snapped to attention. From memory, he dialed a number and left a message: Bernie, it’s Dunleavy. Call me! Urgent!
Goetz confirmed that, in addition to rescuing injured squirrels in Union Square, he collected milk bottles. The mental picture of the ruthless vigilante puttering around yard sales made for a decent paragraph. Gradually, I got better items. Murdoch’s mandate was that Page Six cover the corridors of power.
The Page should have gossip about people who mattered—or who mattered to Murdoch, for whom the column was an agency for punishing his enemies and rewarding his friends. This being the Go-Go ’80s
on Wall Street, Page Six tracked the traders and the raiders, the arbitrageurs and the greenmailers—from the boardroom to the bedroom. I landed an interview with Texas billionaire Ross Perot, who told me about his private commando rescue of hostages held in Iran. I also got wind of a howler about labor kingpin Victor Gotbaum’s dog knocking an undertaker into an open grave at a family funeral in Greenwich, Connecticut.
The main criteria for a good Page Six item was that it tell something that someone—somewhere—didn’t want repeated. In 1986, I got myself onto a July Fourth cruise into New York Harbor for the centennial celebration of the Statue of Liberty. President Reagan and First Lady Nancy were aboard. So were