Hilarious Jokes for Minecrafters: Mobs, Creepers, Skeletons, and More
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Inside you will find uproarious jokes like:
Why don’t they have Knock, Knock jokes in Minecraft?
Because Hostile Mobs don’t knock on your doorthey blow it up!
What do you get when you cross an Endermen with a creeper?
A teleporting bomb.
For kids ages 5 and up, this is the perfect book for at home, at school, or really anywhere! You’ll enjoy telling these silly jokes to your friends and family! As a bonus there are silly illustrations throughout for extra laughs!
Michele C. Hollow
Michele C. Hollow works as a journalist writing about animals, health, mental health, and the environment. Her byline has appeared in the New York Times, New York Daily News, New Jersey Monitor, the Guardian, and Symphony Magazine. She’s a member the Association of Health Care Journalists. Michele lives in New Jersey with her husband, Steven, their sons Tishon and Jordon, and their rescue cat named Chai. If you’d like to learn more about Michele, you can check out her website, MicheleCHollow.com.
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Hilarious Jokes for Minecrafters - Michele C. Hollow
INTRODUCTION
Ajoke book about Minecraft can be called niche (or very specific) humor. We, however, are calling it Notch humor. If you know Minecraft, you may have groaned or giggled, and you certainly will get that joke. We have found a secret language of sorts that is just shared by you—the fans of the game.
Kids in the gaming world call Minecraft a phenomenon. Your parents may call it an obsession. Fans—you know who you are—keep on coming back because Minecraft nurtures your creativity. It makes perfect sense to compare it to time spent playing in a sandbox or maybe even the original LEGO bricks—the ones before the kits, when nothing held you back. Markus Persson, the creator of the game, once said the only limit in Minecraft is your imagination.
In addition to letting your imagination run wild, Minecraft allows you and your fellow players share a sense of humor. While blowing things up, causing fires, and other forms of destruction may sound ominous in most situations, in Minecraft, these things are sheer fun.
So, in between running from and fighting hostile mobs and trading with villagers, enjoy these jokes, riddles, puns, limericks, poems, tongue twisters, haikus, and trivia facts about your favorite game.
CHAPTER 1
HOSTILE MOBS
JOKES
Q: What happens when a creeper walks into a bar?
A: Everyone dies.
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Q: Did you hear that the creeper was the life of the party?
A: He had a blast.
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Q: What popular TV show do ghasts like to watch?
A: Mobern Family!
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Q: Why can Minecraft spiders swim?
A: Because they have webbed feet!
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Q: What do you get when you cross an Enderman with a creeper?
A: A teleporting bomb.
Q: What do Minecraft skeletons say before they sit down to dine?
A: Bone appetite!
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Q: Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the villagers’ ball?
A: He had no body to dance with.
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Q: How did Steve know that the skeleton was lying to him?
A: He could see right through him.
Q: What song does a blaze like to dance to?
A: We Didn’t Start the Fire.
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Q: How do hostile mobs start a fairy tale?
A: Once upon a slime . . .
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When I saw the witch with a potion, I knew trouble was brewing.
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The Wither was confused and didn’t know wither he should go to the Nether or not.
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First zombie to a second zombie: I’d tell you a joke about the end, but it will just dragon.
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Q: Why did the creeper cross the road?
A: To escape the ocelot.
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Q: Why did the Enderman stop playing?
A: Because he was at the end of his game.
Q: Why are there no posters of Endermen in Minecraft?
A: Because no one can look at them.
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Q: How did the witch kill the player?
A: Her potions just blew him away.
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Q: Why are Minecraft spiders always angry?
A: Because they keep going up the wall!
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Q: What did the player say to the slime that he hadn’t seen in a while?
A: You gruesome.
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Q: Why did the zombie cross the road?
A: To get to the next village.
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Q: What do mosquitoes and zombies have in common?
A: They like a bite before bedtime!
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Q: What kind of parties do creepers have?
A: Block parties.
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Q: Why can’t Endermen read an entire book?
A: Because they always start at the end.
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Q: What games do zombies play with ants?
A: Squash.
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Q: What do you say when you meet a Wither?
A: Bye, Bye, Bye.
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Q: What’s a creeper’s favorite toy?
A: A BOOM-a-rang.
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Q: What do annoyed skeletons call noobs?
A: Blockheads.
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Q: What’s black and white and rolls off a pier?
A: An Enderman and a chicken fighting over a piece of cooked pork!
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Q: Why do players shop at Endermen yard sales?
A: To get their stuff back.
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Q: Why did the Enderman cross the road?
A: He didn’t—he teleported.
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Q: Where does an Enderman sleep?
A: Anywhere he wants.
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Q: What did the zombie say to his friend who was up playing Minecraft all night?
A: You look dead tired.
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Q: What did the creeper call his tired silverfish?
A: A sleepy creepy!
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Q: What goes snap, crackle, pop
?
A: Silverfish in lava.
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Q: What did one slime say to the other who hit him over the head?
A: I’ll get you next slime!
Q: What did the zombie say to the new player?
A: "Pleased to