Bet Your Bones
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A wedding on the lip of a Hawaiian volcano sounds risky to Dinah Pelerin, the bride's best friend and maid of honor. The bride, Claude Ann Kemper, has bet her heart that she's found the right man at last. The groom has gone all in on a real estate deal he believes will set him and his new wife up for life. But a group of native Hawaiians claims that the sacred bones of an ancestral king are buried on the land the groom plans to sell, and one of them has vowed to do whatever it takes to stop him. Claude Ann's ex-husband is stalking her and rigging boobytraps. A blackmailer is conspiring to cash in on the groom's suspicious past. And Pele, the local fire goddess, is rocking the island with a series of earthquakes. Then somebody.shoves a member of the wedding party into a flow of molten lava....
Hawaii is a hotbed of ancient myths and modern conflicts over who should control the land so cherished by its native people. If Dinah and Claude Ann are to get out alive, they'll have to face down an angry goddess and a ruthless killer.
Jeanne Matthews
Jeanne Matthews is the author of the Dinah Pelerin international mystery series including Bones of Contention, Bet Your Bones, and Bonereapers. Like her anthropologist sleuth, Matthews travels around the world learning about other cultures and mythologies, which she incorporates into her novels. www.jeannematthews.com
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Bet Your Bones - Jeanne Matthews
Contents
Contents
Dedication
Acknowledgments
Epigraph
PART I
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine
Chapter Ten
Chapter Eleven
Chapter Twelve
Chapter Thirteen
Chapter Fourteen
Chapter Fifteen
Chapter Sixteen
Chapter Seventeen
Chapter Eighteen
Chapter Nineteen
Chapter Twenty
PART II
Chapter Twenty-one
Chapter Twenty-two
Chapter Twenty-three
Chapter Twenty-four
Chapter Twenty-five
Chapter Twenty-six
Chapter Twenty-seven
Chapter Twenty-eight
Chapter Twenty-nine
Chapter Thirty
Chapter Thirty-one
Chapter Thirty-two
Chapter Thirty-three
Part III
Chapter Thirty-four
Chapter Thirty-five
Chapter Thirty-six
Chapter Thirty-seven
Chapter Thirty-eight
Chapter Thirty-nine
Chapter Forty
Chapter Forty-one
Chapter Forty-two
Chapter Forty-three
Chapter Forty-four
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Dedication
Thanks to my editor, Barbara Peters,
for her help in shaping the story,
and for their ideas and encouragement, I thank Joe Winston,
Jeanne Kleyn, Gail Boyer Hayes, Sal Gordon,
Pat Snider, Dianne Eret, and
most especially, Sid.
Acknowledgments
The myths recounted in this book came from the following sources:
Hawaiian Legends of Ghosts and Ghost-Gods, collected and translated from the Hawaiian by W.D. Westervelt, Boston, Ellis Press (1916).
The Legends And Myths of Hawaii, by His Majesty King David Kalakaua, edited with an introduction by Hon. R.M. Daggett and with an introduction to the new edition by Terence Barrow, Ph.D., Charles E. Tuttle Co., Inc. (1972).
Unwritten Literature of Hawaii, The Sacred Songs of the Hula, by Nathaniel B. Emerson, A.M., M.D., Charles E. Tuttle Co., Inc. (1965). Originally published by the Bureau of American Ethnology in 1909.
Materials found in the Bishop Museum, The State Museum of Cultural and Natural History, Honolulu, Hawaii.
Epigraph
On Mauna Loa, the greatest of the Hawaiian mountains, lived Kane-ia-kama, a high chief and an incorrigible gambler. Whenever and wherever the game of konane was played, he bet. Eventually, he gambled away all of his wealth until he had no possessions left. One night while he was sleeping, he dreamed that the voice of a god called out to him from the forest. Try your luck again, Kane-ia-kama. Challenge the villagers to a game and play the black pebbles.
But Kane-ia-kama cried, I have nothing left. My treasures are all lost.
And the voice replied, Bet your bones. Bet your bones and see what will happen.
—Hawaiian Myth
***
Absit omen. (May it not be an omen).
—Anonymous saying
PART I
Chapter One
On the Philippine island of Mindanao, there are shamans who divine the future by drinking the blood of a freshly slaughtered hog. This supposedly conjures the Spirit of Prophecy, which warns of any trouble looming on the horizon. At an altitude of 30,000 feet over the Pacific Ocean, Dinah Pelerin was forced to rely on the oracle of microwaved sausage links and Bloody Marys. The Spirit didn’t speak to her, but she foresaw only too well the trouble that lay ahead of her: the bride would wear white; the groom would wear black; and she, the reluctant maid of honor, would wear the onus of guilt she’d worn for ten years running. A secret guilt dressed up in—she consulted the letter again—tangerine chiffon, for crying out loud.
Having spent the last two months on Mindanao studying the customs and beliefs of the indigenous tribes, Dinah had picked up the habit of watching for omens. In the Philippines, everything was an omen. Dropping your purse was an omen. It boded poverty. Taking a shower too soon after ironing boded a wrinkly face. Falling asleep with wet hair boded blindness. Dinah wasn’t irrational enough to believe these particular superstitions. But playing maid of honor twice for the same bride gave heightened meaning to the word ominous.
She had cordoned off the memory of Claude Ann’s first wedding as if it were a crime scene. Whenever she and Claude Ann spoke, neither alluded to that tearful day ten years ago or to the series of misunderstandings and missteps that led to the altar. Dinah never asked and Claude Ann never reported on the state of her marriage. But it had lasted for a decade and Dinah was beginning to think that, just maybe, Claude Ann had drifted into a life of domestic contentment. Until now. Until out of the blue, Claude Ann had written to say that she was divorced, reengaged, and set to plunge down the aisle again with a man she’d known for barely six weeks. The ceremony was planned to take place on the last day of June on the Big Island of Hawaii. On the lip of a volcano.
Dinah added another splash of vodka to her tomato juice. The volcano sounded like a bad omen.
Three more hours,
said her seatmate. We’ll be in Honolulu by supper time.
She was a plump, intense looking Filipina who’d been working Sudoku puzzles ever since they boarded in Manila. Apparently, she’d grown bored with number crunching and wanted to chat. Are you on your way home?
No. I’ve never been to Hawaii. Do you live there?
I wish. I’m visiting my sister. You’ve got a funny accent. Where do you come from?
It was the second Bloody Mary, thought Dinah. Alcohol had a way of exposing her Southern roots. The U.S. Georgia, actually. But I’ve been away for a long time. I’m an anthropologist.
It must be nerves that made such a lie jump out of her mouth. Well, it wasn’t a total lie. She was an aspiring anthropologist. Just because she wasn’t employed by some university or other didn’t mean she wasn’t doing anthropology. She’d sweet-talked two professors from Emory into letting her tag along on their Mindanao expedition, hadn’t she? She said, My specialty is myths.
Then you’re gonna love Hawaii. They’ve got tons of crazy myths.
Thanks. I’ll look into them.
You ever hear of Pele?
I’ve read some of the legend.
Pele had figured in one of Dinah’s college courses, something about the significance of oral literature in the development of preliterate cultures. The early Hawaiians believed that Pele created the volcanoes and they worshipped her with chants they called meles and a risqué dance they called the hula. She was a fire goddess, right?
Was? Don’t you believe it. Her spirit still lives inside Kilauea Volcano. My sister, the one I’m visiting, she says Pele’s been real angry the last few weeks. Lots of tremors and Kilauea hissing and spitting all the time.
Which island is Kilauea on?
Hawaii, the Big Island. It’s growing bigger every day from all the lava spilling out of Kilauea.
Frowning, Dinah skimmed Claude Ann’s letter. Had she dropped the name of the volcano beside which she’d be tying the knot? Of course, not. How like Claude Ann to specify the color of the dresses and neglect to mention an erupting volcano.
A man fell in a steam vent and got cooked just last week down near Ocean View. My sister sent me the news clipping.
Dinah shuddered. Was he hiking?
Nobody knows where he came from or where he was going. No car, no ID. He had a head wound and some broken bones. It’s kind of a mystery. The police thought he might have been the victim of a hit-and-run and he stumbled into the vent trying to go for help. Most likely he was drunk or he wouldn’t have been crossing the road in the middle of the night.
The woman pointed at the empty vodka bottles on Dinah’s tray table. Pele likes booze, too. If you go to Kilauea, you can stay on her good side by leaving her a bottle of gin.
Dinah couldn’t decide if she’d been warned or insulted. She didn’t reply.
The woman went back to her Sudoku. Dinah polished off her Bloody Mary and brooded. In spite of the miles that had come between them and the taboo subject of Claude Ann’s marriage, Dinah and Claude Ann had remained best friends since they were children. They had grown up together on the edge of the Okefenokee Swamp in Needmore, Georgia, a town whose name summed up its cultural opportunities to a tee. Needmore needed more of everything except scandal, which Dinah’s family bestowed upon the community the way some families bestow monuments and museums. After her father flipped his pickup and died under a half-ton of marijuana, the Pelerins became pariahs. If it hadn’t been for Claude Ann’s love-me-love-my-dog loyalty, Dinah would’ve been the leper of Needmore High. Wussing out of her wedding, however uncomfortable or close to a spitting volcano, wasn’t an option.
I got to stretch my legs,
said her seatmate, folding her tray table and standing up. Got to watch out on a long flight or you’ll get blood clots.
She straightened her back and toddled toward the rear of the plane.
Dinah never ran short of things to watch out for. Or people. She reread Claude Ann’s description of the groom-to-be. His name was Xander (short for Alexander
) Garst. He was a super brainy scientist with a phenomenal personality, an absolutely to-die-for house on the Big Island, and two children from a former marriage.
She raved for half a page about his drop-dead great looks, his sophisticated manners, and his fabulous sense of humor.
That last trait was a welcome twist. Heretofore, Claude Ann’s cup of tea hadn’t included a sense of humor. She’d never shown much of an interest in science either, not that having similar interests was a prerequisite to marital happiness. Sometimes, opposites really did attract. Anyway, sex trumped everything, at least in the beginning. Dinah hoped with all her heart that this new bird was Claude Ann’s Mr. Right. But whether he turned out to be a dreamboat or a disaster, no way could Dinah be blamed. This time, the nuptials would be one hundred percent on Claude Ann’s head.
Chapter Two
The 757 roared low over the southeast coast of Oahu and the sapphire-blue waters that had made Honolulu a tourist mecca. Dinah recognized Waikiki Beach from the million pictures she’d seen of it and there was no mistaking Diamond Head crater in the distance. As the plane touched down and taxied toward the gate, she wondered what qualities in addition to looks and humor would appeal to the older and wiser Claude Ann. She was bound to be a lot choosier now. In spite of the letter’s giddy tone, the ordeal of divorce would have quelled her youthful tendency to impetuousness and made her more cautious about men.
After the usual delay in hooking up the jetway and unlocking the doors, Dinah wrestled her carry-on out of the overhead bin and melded into the ant column of tourists shambling out of the plane and proceeding toward Customs. Once she’d been cleared for entry, she made a beeline toward ground transportation. As she exited the non-secure area, Claude Ann called out her name and waved excitedly from the back of a crowd of lei-bearing greeters. Dinah forgot about qualms and omens and ran into her friend’s outstretched arms.
Aloha, honey.
Claude Ann lassoed her with a garland of fragrant white flowers and gave her a big hug. You don’t look too bagged-out for an aging Pocahontas.
Dinah laughed and gave her a pretend tomahawk chop. She was proud of her Seminole ancestry, maybe even a bit vain, and Claude Ann liked to razz her about it. Thirty-one’s not so old. It didn’t keep you from landing a new husband, did it?
No, and he’s a pip. I can’t wait to show him off to you.
She hadn’t lost any of her sparkle. Her brown eyes shone with their familiar, teasing mischief and her heart-shaped face, framed by a cascade of coppery-blond curls, radiated warmth and vitality.
Dinah stood back and took in her high wattage smile. You look happy, Claudy. Really and truly happy.
Honey, I’m over the moon.
A wiry little girl with sulky eyes, sorrel hair, and a face full of freckles shoved in between them. I’m Marywave.
Claude Ann’s smile waned and she looked almost apprehensive. You remember Marywave, I suppose.
Of course, I remember.
Dinah smiled and held out her hand. You’ve grown since I saw you last, Marywave.
She hugged to her chest a small, white leather Bible and ignored Dinah’s hand. I’ll be ten in September.
My, my.
Dinah took back her hand. Time flies.
Daddy says the reason you don’t come to visit us when you’re in Needmore is ‘cause you can’t stand him.
Her drawl was even thicker than Claude Ann’s.
Your daddy’s mistaken, Marywave. The last time I was in town I had a lot of family business to take care of. I barely had time to meet your mother for lunch in Atlanta before I had to leave again.
Claude Ann gave the child a sour look and turned back to Dinah. Oh, nevermind Marywave. She’s goin’ through a weird phase. Come on. Let’s find the bar and I’ll tell you about my new life.
She grabbed Dinah’s suitcase and started down the concourse, her long tan legs striding out as if she were skating.
Dinah followed a few paces behind, glancing over her shoulder once or twice at Marywave, who poked along clutching her Bible.
Outside the bar, Claude Ann turned around and put a hand on her hip. Step it up lively, y’all. We haven’t got all day.
Marywave scowled. Daddy says strong drink is an abomination unto the Lord.
Jiminy, Marywave.
Claude Ann made an exasperated face. Don’t be a pain in front of Dinah. Give me a break, okay?
Dinah still had a buzz from the Bloody Marys. She said, Maybe we should put off drinks until dinner, Claudy.
No. I’ve been lookin’ forward to your getting here all week and I won’t be pushed around by this pest.
She took Marywave by the scruff of the neck, propelled her into the bar, and parked her on a red vinyl bench next to the hostess’ station. You can sit right here and read your book of abominations and thou-shalt-nots and wait for us. Maybe you can latch onto some other poor, thirsty sinner to preach to.
The hostess arrived with menus. May I seat you ladies?
Is there a table where we can keep tabs on my daughter?
Of course. This way.
The hostess seated them at a sun-dappled table beside a window under a row of hanging pots with trailing jasmine vines. Claude Ann glared at Marywave. Dinah looked over her shoulder and saw Marywave glaring back.
Claude Ann said, She’s about to moralize me to death. Hank’s pumped her full of so much religious rigmarole she can’t open her mouth without versifyin’, mostly about my sins. Let me tell ya’, it’s depressin’ when your nine-year-old calls you a harlot. And she snubs Xander like he’s the Devil incarnate.
I gather that she’s not on board with the new marriage.
Claude Ann rolled her eyes. She got it in her head that sooner or later, I’d tuck tail and go home to Hank. She doesn’t understand how miserable he’s made me these last couple of years. I smiled and stuck it out as long as I could. I didn’t want to upset Marywave or scandalize the neighbors. Except for your family, nobody in Needmore gets divorced. But after Hank had that scary car wreck and nearly died, he changed. He was always kind of a fuddy-duddy. But there toward the end, it was like he totally forgot how to have fun.
A waitress came and Claude Ann ordered two Koko Heads
without asking Dinah what she’d like. No menus,
she said. We’re not gonna eat.
Dinah’s stomach grumbled. But Claudy, I’m hungry.
Eat some of these macadamia nuts.
She pushed a bowl toward Dinah. When the waitress had gone, she said, We’re gonna have a fancy gourmet dinner with Xander at the hotel.
Her eyes darted back to Marywave, as if she weren’t sure she’d stay put. She takes after Hank, doesn’t she?
Dinah answered warily. A little maybe. She has your nose. And great bone structure.
Hawaii’s gonna be hell on those freckles. The little ninny won’t wear sunscreen. Says God’ll take care of her. Like He gives a hoot if she’s speckled as a guinea hen.
Dinah said, I don’t recall Hank being overly religious in high school.
He wasn’t. He found Jesus after his accident and he’s been batty over religion ever since. Not the nice, quiet, do-unto-others kind, but the bullyin’, do-what-I-say-or-fry-in-hell kind. I tried to be sweet and understandin’. The poor guy was hurtin’ and he couldn’t work for months. But one day I woke up to his preachin’ and naggin’ at me and the frying sounded like a day at the beach. Honestly, I don’t know why I stayed with him as long as I did.
Dinah was still puzzling over why she’d married him in the first place, although there was never any question that Hank had worshipped the ground Claude Ann walked on. Tell me about Xander. Apart from being brainy and handsome, what’s he like?
You’re gonna just love him to death. He’s thoughtful and considerate and he has the most elegant way of talkin’, like something out of an oldtime book.
She wiggled the engagement ring under Dinah’s nose.
Wow. It’s stunning.
He was careful to make sure it’s a non-conflict diamond. I swear, he just knows everything.
What kind of a scientist is he?
A volcanologist. He came out here from Maryland to go to the University of Hawaii and stayed on because, I mean, where else would a volcanologist have two active volcanoes blowing their stacks for him every day?
No place as heavenly as Hawaii?
ventured Dinah, intoxicated by the perfume of her lei.
You got that right.
Claude Ann broke into a huge, exultant smile. Can you believe I’ve come up so far in the world, Di? From a dumb ol’ dairy farmer in the Georgia sticks to a brilliant scientist in this incredible place? It’s like a dream. Sometimes I get scared I’ll wake up and he’ll have run off with some egghead who understands what the hell he’s talkin’ about.
I’m sure Xander enjoys your sassy, non-eggy take on things,
said Dinah.
Yeah, but I wanted you here so he’d know I have a brainy friend, too. I told him you’re the one with a diploma that says magna cum laude. Y’all can talk Latin to each other and I won’t know if you’re flirtin’ or what.
Dinah frowned. She tried to be sensitive to Claude Ann’s I-didn’t-graduate-from-college-like-you-did complex, but sometimes she felt like smacking her. Everybody had begged her not to drop out of school to get married and Dinah had urged her time and again to go back and finish her education. It wasn’t as if the Taliban was preventing her. And that barb about flirting touched a nerve. Did she think…?
Whatever you’re thinking, don’t. I’m just kiddin’. You know I want you here ‘cause I love you. You’re the sister I never had.
Dinah relaxed a fraction. The things unspoken between them had made her touchy.
The waitress arrived with two coconut shells filled with some kind of creamy goop with a yellow hibiscus floating on top.
Claude Ann plunked a straw into the concoction and sucked down a long swig. This drink is named after an extinct volcano here on Oahu. Seems Pele got chased by a pig god and one of her sisters sent Koko Head crater as a decoy to save her from being raped. Dippy, I know. But folks say dippy stuff all the time around here. Anyhow, this is Pele’s favorite drink.
Pele again. She seemed to have a grip on everyone’s imagination. Dinah took a tentative sip, expecting gin. It tasted like a coconut milkshake spiked with rum. Where liquor was concerned, it seemed that the goddess had catholic tastes. A woman I met on the plane told me that Pele’s been cutting up rough lately. On the Big Island.
Aw, just a few little jigglers. Sometimes you don’t even feel ’em.
Claude Ann added a spoonful of sugar to her Koko Head and stirred it in with her straw. Earthquakes come in swarms, if you can believe it. Like wasps or hornets. It’s a baby volcano that’s still underwater off the southeast coast of the Big Island that’s causing ’em, but Xander says they’re harmless.
I guess a volcanologist should know,
said Dinah, doubtful all the same.
He’s a volcanologist only part-time, really. This past year he’s spent most of his time workin’ on a major real estate deal. There’s not all that much land to build on in Hawaii and what there is of it is worth a fortune. When it sells, we’re gonna be Rockefeller rich.
She took a quick slurp and puckered her brow. Are the Rockefellers still rich? Anyhow, Xan’s kept his hand in as a volcanologist because it gives him more credibility with the environmentalists and regulators.
You’re moving awfully fast, Claudy. Shouldn’t you live together for a while and see if the infatuation lasts?
I knew you’d say that. You’ve got what they call ‘trust issues’ on account of finding out at such a young age that your daddy was a drugrunnin’ skunk. It’s warped your faith in people.
Dinah and Claude Ann had been debating the cause and effects of Hart Pelerin’s supposed criminality since they were in the fifth grade. Dinah’s slant on her father had mellowed over the last year. Still and all, it was her experience that the capacity of human beings to lie couldn’t be overestimated. How did you meet Xander? And where? At last check, there were no volcanoes in South Georgia.
I didn’t write you, but Hank and I separated last summer. He made a big stink about wanting custody of Marywave and it took a while for the divorce to be final. In the end, the judge liked me best and Hank had to give me a whoppin’ big pile of cash. He had to take out a loan on the farm, which really honked him off, but my lawyer said I deserved half the marital assets and I got to keep the money the insurance company paid me after Hank’s car wreck for my loss of consortium. Anyhow, when the hoopla was over, I wanted to get as far away from Needmore as I could go where they still speak English. As soon as school was out, I hogtied Marywave and bundled her off to Maui. I met Xan when I went paraglidin’ off Haleakala and my feet haven’t touched the ground since.
Dinah felt the unromantic prick of skepticism. Just how whopping a pile had Hank coughed up and how recklessly had the gay divorcée been flaunting it? Are you sure Xander’s the real deal, Claudy? He sounds almost too good to be true.
I’m a thousand percent sure. Hank was plain and borin’ as burlap, but Xander’s smooth as silk. You know what he says? He says Hank was infra dig. Isn’t that a scrumptious word? I love it, even if it is Latin. It means beneath one’s dignity and Hank was that, all right.
Hank was about as suave as a herd of Holsteins, but he was honest and hard working and beneath nobody’s dignity. He had developed his family’s dairy into a top regional brand and, in spite of a sort of innate gloominess, he had tried to make Claude Ann happy—a pied-à-terre in Atlanta where she could shop ’til she dropped and there’d been two or three vacations to Europe. Dinah felt she should put in a good word for him, but there was no percentage in sticking up for an ex. Is Hank badly crippled from his accident?
They had to amputate his left leg, but he’s back managin’ the farm, bossin’ the help around same as always. Sheesh, I can’t see why he’s so bent out of shape about the divorce. Jiminy Christmas, we haven’t had consortium since his wreck.
Dinah didn’t need the intimate details. I guess Marywave misses her dad.
Yeah.
Claude Ann looked again to make sure Marywave was still there. I had to give her her own cell phone so she could keep in touch with her friends back home, but she mostly jaws with Hank. After she told him about me and Xander, he started sending me wacko letters warnin’ me to repent before it’s too late. Wantonness and licentiousness and walkin’ after ungodly lusts. Sheesh. To read one of his rants, you’d think I’d taken up streetwalkin’.
Dinah didn’t like the drift of Hank’s thoughts. Every day of the week some unhinged man gunned down his wife, his children, and any bystanders unlucky enough to be caught in his cross hairs. Has he threatened you, Claude Ann?
Nah. He’s gonna leave my punishment to God. I just wish he wouldn’t brainwash Marywave.
She shook off the mood and put on a big smile. But I’m not worried. She’ll come around once she starts school out here.
Your letter mentioned that Xander has children. Does Marywave get along with them?
She won’t have to. They’re as old as we are.
Dinah did the math. Xander had to be in his fifties. How long has Xan been divorced?
He’s not divorced. His wife died over twenty years ago and he’s never remarried.
How is it that someone that wonderful managed to stay single for so many years?
Claude Ann added another spoonful of sugar to her Koko Head. I think he was afraid to let himself fall in love again until now. His wife dived off a cliff into the ocean and killed herself. He must’ve been super traumatized. After all these years, he still gets grouchy if anybody goes near the subject. The only reason I know about it is ‘cause Lyssa, that’s his daughter, dropped it into the conversation like a live rat. Lyssa’s a bitch, but I had to include her in the weddin’ for Xan’s sake. Thank God she’s married and lives way off in Virginia so we won’t have to fake the sweetness and light all that often. Her husband is worse than she is. A real snake-in-the-grass. Xan’s son Jon lives on the Big Island, but he’s kind of a hermit.
Will he come to the wedding?
I hope so. He’s the apple of Xan’s eye, but there was some kind of a silly rift and they don’t talk much.
She reached across the table and clasped Dinah’s hands. Gosh, I’m glad you came, Di. I want things between us to be like they used to be. I was mad at you for a long time. Mostly, I think I was mad at myself. Anyhow, I’ve missed you.
Dinah had a momentary urge to blurt out the truth, but it no longer mattered. In fact, it would be gratuitous cruelty. Claude Ann was in love again and Dinah was beginning to see this breakup with Hank as a culmination of her own guilt. Everything had worked out for the best and she was more than ready to let bygones be bygones. I’ve missed you, too, Claudy. More than you know. And it’ll be great to see your parents again. Have they arrived yet?
They’re not coming.
Why? They’re not ill, are they?
Claude Ann’s eyes wandered. I didn’t invite them.
But, you’re their only child. They’ll be so hurt.
They’ll be better off waitin’ ’til I’m settled.
Still, she didn’t meet Dinah’s eyes. Something was wrong.
Why aren’t they coming, Claude Ann?
She made an airy gesture of dismissal. Oh, you know how they are, Needmore through and through. Daddy would want Xander to take him squirrel huntin’ and Mama would fire the caterers and serve catfish and hush puppies at the reception.
You’re embarrassed for Xander to meet them.
I am not! Xan’s not the least bit snobby.
What is it then?
She clouded up and bit her lip. Some stupid people have been protestin’ Xander’s development. Some malarkey about the bones of an ol’ Hawaiian king buried on the property. They follow us around wavin’ signs and shoutin’ all kinds of nutty things. Daddy and Mama wouldn’t know what to make of their hoo-ha.
Can’t Xander get an injunction or something?
He acts, I don’t know, kind of buffaloed. Like he has to tiptoe around ’em. I’ll bring the folks out after I’m settled. Speaking of not being settled, you sure jet around. Australia, Panama, the Philippines. Loved your postcards. I want to hear about all your travels and your boyfriends. Are you still goin’ hot ‘n heavy with that guy in Seattle? Nick something or other?
We split a year ago.
"Oh, honey. I’m sorry. It sounded for a while there like you’d met the love of