The Darkroom of Damocles: A Novel
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During the German occupation of Holland, tobacconist Henri Osewoudt is visited by a mysterious man named Dorbeck—a man who bears a strangely striking resemblance to Osewoudt himself. Dorbeck recruits him to perform simple, but top-secret missions on orders from London. But as the assignments keep coming, they get increasingly dangerous. Soon Osewoudt is being asked to commit murder in the name of Gestapo resistance.
After the war, Osewoudt is taken for a traitor and captured. To prove his sacrifices for the Resistance, he must find the untraceable doppelgänger in an existential thriller “crackling with tension . . . bringing to mind Camus and the Sartre of Les Chemins de la Liberté” (The Telegraph).
“Striking, suspenseful . . . Brilliant.” —The Observer
Willem Frederik Hermans
Willem Frederik Hermans (1921-1995) was one of the most prolific and versatile Dutch authors of the twentieth century. In 1977 he received the Dutch Literature Prize - the most prestigious literary prize in the Netherlands. He is considered one of the three most important authors in the Netherlands in the postwar period, along with Harry Mulisch and Gerard Reve. Hermans' An Untouched House was published by Pushkin Press in 2016 to rave reviews. The Darkroom of Damocles and Beyond Sleep are also available from Pushkin Press.
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The Darkroom of Damocles - Willem Frederik Hermans
‘… He drifted around on his raft for days, without a drop to drink. He was dying of thirst, because the water of the ocean is salty. He hated the water that he couldn’t drink. But when his raft was struck by lightning and caught fire, he scooped up the hateful water with both hands to try and put out the flames!’
The teacher was the first to laugh, and finally the whole class joined in.
Then the bell rang. The children got up from their desks. Henri Osewoudt was half a head shorter than all the other boys. They trooped down the corridor in single file, breaking into a run as they reached the exit.
Mulling over the teacher’s story, Osewoudt became separated from the others by the arrival of a blue tram. He didn’t bother to catch up with them once the tram had passed. His eyes lit on the NO OVERTAKING sign which he read every day as he came out of school. The sign stands at the entrance to the narrow high street. The street is so narrow that the tramlines sidle towards each other until they overlap in a single track. Trams coming from opposite directions have to wait for their turn to cross the centre of Voorschoten.
The tobacco shop kept by Osewoudt’s father was at the other end of the high street, not far from the point where the tramlines diverge again. Drawing level with the School with the Bible, he saw a crowd gathering by the entrance to his father’s shop: neighbours jostling and chattering and craning their necks to peer inside. Two policemen were standing by.
Turlings the chemist caught sight of Osewoudt, left the crowd and came hurrying towards him.
‘Quick, take my hand, Henri! You must come with me. You can’t go home now! There’s been an accident, a dreadful accident!’
Osewoudt said nothing, took the extended hand and allowed himself to be led away. The street was choked with people. Turlings pulled him along so quickly that he couldn’t hear what they were saying, but he was sure it was about him.
‘Has something happened to Mother?’
‘Poor lad! It’s too awful for words! You’ll hear about it later. A dreadful accident!’
‘Is Father dead?’
‘How could you say such a thing? It’s awful! Awful!’
Turlings’ shop was close to the tram stop, diagonally across from the tobacco shop belonging to Osewoudt’s father. Osewoudt looked back, but all he could see were the people and the other NO OVERTAKING sign, identical to the one at the far end of the high street.
They went inside, and the chemist took him through to the room at the back of the shop. The chemist’s wife wore a white lab coat. She ran to him.
‘Oh you poor boy! What a terrible accident!’
She kissed him on the top of his head, fetched him a roll of liquorice sweets from the shop and sat him down on a chair by the stove, which was not burning.
There was a smell of cough drops and chamois leather, even in the living room.
‘How dreadful! How could anyone do a thing like that? Poor boy! Poor, poor boy!’
Osewoudt took a sweet from the roll he’d been given.
‘Did Mother do it?’
‘What on earth …? How does he know?’ the wife said to her husband. ‘And he’s not even crying!’
Turlings bent down and told Osewoudt: ‘Your uncle will be coming to fetch you in a while. He’ll be taking you to Amsterdam.’
He went back into the shop and made a telephone call.
‘Mama! There’s blood on the street! I saw it!’
Their son Evert was twelve years old, the same age as Osewoudt, but he attended the School with the Bible.
‘Did you see my mother?’
‘Hush, the pair of you! Evert, go and wash your hands before you have your supper.’
It was beginning to smell of potatoes and cabbage in the room.
The chemist, his wife and their son took their seats at the table, leaving Osewoudt by the stove. He had stopped asking questions, just put one liquorice after another into his mouth.
The chemist and his wife said grace out loud before beginning; Evert read a passage from the Bible when they got to the pudding. Finally, thanks were given, also aloud.
It was past closing time when Uncle Bart rang the doorbell. The chemist’s wife let him in. He was clutching his hat in one hand and a white handkerchief in the other.
‘How did it happen, Uncle? Tell me. I’m a big boy now, Uncle!’
‘Your father’s not well,’ Uncle Bart said, ‘and they’ve taken your mother to the institution, like five years ago, remember?’
Outside, darkness had already fallen. They boarded the tram to Leiden. Osewoudt looked out of the window, and when they passed his father’s shop he saw that all the lights were out.
He tugged at Uncle Bart’s sleeve.
‘I don’t believe Father’s ill, how could he have got ill at the same time as Mother?’
‘That’s enough, Henri. I’m not prejudiced. I’ll tell you everything, all in good time.’
‘Mother often said she’d kill Father with the crowbar.’
‘The crowbar?’
‘The crowbar that’s kept under the counter, Uncle. It’s a crowbar at one end and a hammer at the other.’
‘What a thing to say! Your mother isn’t well. Try to think about something else. You’ll be staying with us for a while. You can go to school in Amsterdam. You’ll like that, won’t you?’
They took the tram all the way to Leiden station, where they caught the train to Amsterdam.
‘Teacher told us a story this afternoon,’ Osewoudt said. ‘It was about a shipwreck and a sailor on a raft. He had nothing to drink, and he hated the ocean because the water was salty. But then his raft was struck by lightning and he scooped up the water even though he hated it, to put out the fire.’
‘And did he put out the fire?’
‘He may have done, but he died anyway, of thirst. We had a right laugh.’
‘Does your teacher often tell you stories like that?’
‘Hello Aunt Fie!’
‘Hello Henri! Poor lamb.’
She kissed him at length, but she didn’t smell nice.
‘Hello Ria!’
‘Hello Henri.’
Ria hugged him just as long as her mother had, but she smelled much nicer.
Uncle Bart said: ‘He’s looking forward to going to school in Amsterdam. Off to bed with you now, Henri! Ria will show you the way.’
Ria was nineteen years old. She led Osewoudt up two narrow flights of stairs to a small room with a made-up bed. She showed him where to put his clothes and where to wash. He got undressed and had a wash, but when he lay in bed he couldn’t sleep. He heard his uncle and aunt go to bed, then the door opened a little and Ria looked in.
‘What’s this? Light still on? Not asleep yet?’
‘I’m scared.’
She pushed the door wide open and pointed behind her to the landing below.
‘That’s my bedroom, down there. You can come to me if you like, if you have trouble sleeping.’
When he went to her she was in bed.
‘Here, get under the covers or you’ll get cold.’
As soon as he was in bed with her she switched off the light.
‘My mother always lets me get into bed with her, too.’
He began to sob.
She slipped her arm beneath his head.
‘I’ve always wanted a little brother. You can stay with me tonight. Nobody will notice. Anyway, Papa won’t mind.’
‘He wouldn’t tell me how it happened. Won’t you tell me?’
‘I don’t know either, Henri. You shouldn’t think about things like that.’
‘I’d like to know.’
‘Don’t you think my hair smells nice?’
‘Yes, it smells nice, but I’m scared.’
‘Try and get some sleep.’
‘I can’t.’
‘You’re just a little boy.’
‘No I’m not. I’m a big boy, I’m just small for my age, and that’s not my fault.’
‘Oh? You’re a big boy, are you? Are you quite sure? If you’re such a big boy, then why don’t you give me a kiss?’
He went outside with Ria and looked back at the house. ‘It’s such a long time since I was here last,’ he said. ‘I’d forgotten what it looked like.’
It was a tall, narrow canal house. Beside the door was a black marble plaque with gilt lettering: BELLINCOFF LTD., HABERDASHERS.
‘Why doesn’t it say Nauta?’
‘Bellincoff’s just the name of the firm.’
‘Why does it say haberdashers? Is that the same as birds’ feathers?’
‘No, it says haberdashers, but practically the only things Papa sells is birds’ feathers.’
‘Can it make you rich?’
‘Papa does quite well out of it. A hat with feathers costs an awful lot of money, and not many people wear hats with feathers these days. So Papa’s the only one in Amsterdam still selling feathers.’
‘Why is the street along this canal called Oudezijds Achterburgwal? What does it mean?’
‘It means that this was a rampart in the old days.’
‘Why are those ladies sitting in the windows wearing pink petticoats?’
‘They’re ladies who do it for money.’
‘What do they do for money?’
‘They’re nice to men.’
‘Like you’re nice to me?’
‘Shut up, will you? Or I won’t let you near me again, do you hear?’
Uncle Bart thought Osewoudt should go on to university when he was old enough, so he sent him to secondary school.
Osewoudt proved to be an amenable but quiet pupil.
Every night he slept in Ria’s bed. When he turned fifteen he realised he found her ugly. And then he also realised why the other boys’ furtive gossip didn’t interest him. Why listen to ill-informed whisperings about things he had been doing for ages, night after night, without any qualms? This wasn’t what worried him, what did worry him was that he was apparently the only one doing these things, and also that Ria was the only girl who would let him do them. He thought of ways of getting rid of her, but getting rid of her was not the main thing, the main thing was how to replace her.
Somewhere near Landsmeer, not far from Amsterdam, he found a spot quiet enough for his purpose.
They got off their bikes and lay down in the lee of the dyke. The girl’s name was Clelia Bieland.
‘You’re revolting!’
‘Revolting? But my uncle says it’s a matter of natural selection!’
She jumped up, grabbed her bike and rode off as fast as she could.
The next day he was summoned by the principal. For a secondary-school principal the man was remarkably young.
‘Look here, Osewoudt, Clelia Bieland’s father complains you’ve been telling his daughter smutty stories.’
‘But sir, I only told her what my uncle says about natural selection …’
‘I know your uncle very well, as it happens. Bart Nauta. Good man; used to be a Communist. He feels bad about having turned his back on a revolution which, in its pure form, has long ceased to exist. He realises that, but he’s sorry all the same. Puts out the flag on the queen’s birthday, votes and pays his taxes like everybody else, but tries to ease his conscience by clinging desperately to ideals that don’t stand much of a chance in society at large: abstinence from spirits, no smoking, and discussions about sexual liberation. Hard ideals to live up to, at least for anyone who’s addicted to drink and tobacco and lives a monogamous life. What good would they do anyway? Your uncle talks about natural selection, but the books he reads are all out of date.’
‘What about anti-militarism, then?’
‘Anti-militarism? Germany and the Soviet Union are busy building the mightiest armies the world has ever seen! Hitler wants to conquer the whole world, ditto Russia. Are we to be anti-militarists and let ourselves be killed off as saints? Don’t get me wrong, your uncle’s a fine man, but don’t believe everything he says. Promise?’
The principal held out his hand.
After school he saw Clelia Bieland cycling off with another boy, the same age as him but a head and a half taller.
That same week he joined a judo club. He stopped taking down books from his uncle’s shelves. He did his homework with listless diligence, got reasonably good marks, but he was only really interested in judo. Sometimes he thought of paying a visit to one of the whores along Oudezijds Achterburgwal, but although he knew several by their first names – they were neighbours, after all – none of them ever came on to him. And why put himself out? At night, after his uncle and aunt had gone to bed, he would rumple his sheets and creep down to Ria’s room.
Exactly how his mother had killed his father he still did not know.
One Ascension Day he went on his own to his childhood home in Voorschoten. First he took the blue tram to Haarlem. There he changed to another blue tram, which took him to Leiden. In Leiden he caught yet another blue tram in the direction of The Hague.
He got off in Voorschoten, at the north end of the high street. He took in the surroundings as if he were a stranger. There stood the house with the municipal coat of arms on the front: three chewed fingernails. In the same building, or in an annexe, were the school he had attended and the police station. Slightly closer to the centre was the Reformed Protestant church, with its steeple like an upright Zeppelin. Further along rose the medieval tower of the St Willibrord church. He headed towards the narrow high street, his eyes fixed on the NO OVERTAKING sign.
The tram he had travelled on came past, darkening the street. Each house smelled of crime and murder. He looked in all the windows, but there weren’t any whores. He felt as if something awful would befall him. At the tobacco shop he slowed down, but didn’t dare stop. Blinds covered the door and the display window. EUREKA CIGARS AND CIGARETTES, it said in silver letters on the glass; had the E and K been just as tarnished in the old days?
* * *
Sluimer’s garage, next door to the tobacco shop, was closed. Across the way was a new sweet shop belonging to the C. Jamin chain. The small white building opposite the other tram stop still had a sign saying CENTRAL SHOE REPAIRS. Central, they called it … yet it was at the far end of the high street, by the stop where the tramlines diverged again.
Should he step into the chemist’s and see how Evert Turlings was doing? But just then a tram from The Hague arrived, and Osewoudt got on, feeling as if he’d shaken off a pursuer. He took a window seat and stared outside. Again he went past the tobacco shop. He now saw, along the top of the display, a yellow sign: NORTH STATE CIGARETTES.
His Aunt Fie did not like him.
She often received women friends, and he began to notice that they stopped talking the moment he entered the living room.
He therefore often gave in to the temptation to linger in the passage and put his ear to the door when his aunt had visitors.
‘Don’t you ever worry about him?’
‘Well, what can I say, with a mother like that? It’s a wonder he’s alive at all.’
‘How do you mean?’
‘Didn’t I tell you? He was a seven-months baby. Yes, and do you know, he wasn’t even born properly. His mother just dropped him into the po one day, along with her stools.’
‘Really?’
‘Well, he looks it, too.’
‘He won’t make old bones, I shouldn’t think.’
‘That pale girlish face of his, and the wispy fair hair.’
‘Is he really getting on for seventeen?’
‘Yes, and still not shaving.’
‘What? My boy was shaving at fourteen!’
‘Well, it isn’t normal, is it? He got off to a bad start. We’ll have to wait and see whether he grows into a proper man.’
‘Does he step out with girls at all?’
‘Girls? He’s just not interested!’
Osewoudt looked in the mirror and touched his cheeks, which were still soft, fleshy and smooth. At school he would glance about in case anyone was laughing at him, prick up his ears when his classmates huddled together, but they left him alone because they all knew he could wrestle any boy to the ground with ease, including the biggest. He was still a regular at the judo club. Doing judo was altering the shape of his feet, which were growing wide and very muscular in the arches so they resembled suction pads, on which he stood fast, unshiftable. Normal shoes no longer fitted him; he had to have special ones made to measure.
A diminutive freak, a toad reared upright.
His nose was more of a button than a nose. And his eyes, even when not focussing, seemed forever narrowed, as if he could only leer, not look normally. His mouth recalled the kind of orifice through which the lowest forms of life ingest their food, not a mouth that could also laugh and talk. And then there were his round cheeks, and the pale silky hair he kept cropped short in the vain hope that it would stick up.
‘What are you doing here? Why are you looking in the mirror?’
‘Oh, is that you? Nothing.’
Ria grasped his head, saying: ‘Got something in your eye then?’
‘No, just looking in the mirror.’
She gave him a kiss and thrust her groin against him. He now knew that she was too ugly to attract any other man, and also that she would otherwise have dumped him long ago. He also knew that she wouldn’t get pregnant, because there was no way she could.
There was not a single part of her body that was not hard and bony to the touch. Her hair was the colour of wrapping paper, her chin long and jutting, and her teeth were also too long. Her teeth were always on show, even when she wasn’t smiling, and she never smiled. They overlapped slightly, and rested permanently on her lower lip. Her teeth did not enhance her mouth, nor did they make it look fierce, they merely clamped it shut, rather like the clasp on a purse.
‘It’s definite now, isn’t it Papa, that they’re discharging Henri’s mother from the institution next month?’
‘Yes.’
‘Then Henri and I have something to tell you. We’re getting married!’
‘Married?’
‘Henri and I have decided to get married, Papa. Henri wants to carry on his father’s business. We’ll take his mother to live with us over the shop.’
‘But Henri! Have you suddenly changed your mind about university?’
Osewoudt said: ‘Suddenly? I gave up on the idea a long time ago. I don’t think I’m cut out for it. I’m eighteen years old and I want to stand on my own two feet. Who else will look after Mother?’
His voice was still high-pitched, like a child’s.
‘But Henri …’
Aunt Fie began to weep.
‘Ria!’ she sobbed. ‘You’re throwing your life away! You’re seven years older than him! And he’s your first cousin!’
‘Oh Mother, you can’t talk! You think I don’t know, don’t you?’
‘Don’t know what?’
‘That I was already two by the time you and Father got married! Took the pram with you to the registry office and left it with the porter!’
‘You don’t understand a thing, Ria. Your father was an idealist!’
‘Listen, Ria,’ said Uncle Bart. ‘At heart I’ve always been against rules and regulations. And I still am!’
‘Oh Father, leave off. Who cares what anyone is at heart? Rules or no rules, you got married all the same!’
‘And I’m telling you it’s not going to happen!’
Aunt Fie stood up and left the room.
Before the month was out she died from a heart attack.
Osewoudt and Ria were married on 25 August, 1939. Six days later the radio announced that Hitler had invaded Poland with aircraft and tanks.
The tobacco shop was refurbished and painted at Uncle Bart’s expense. An electric connection was installed in the door frame to make a bell tinkle each time the door was opened or shut. The sales area was so small that the counter, which was by no means large, left scarcely any room to spare. All the woodwork was painted dark brown. The sliding doors to the back room were fitted with leaded panels of frosted glass. As a finishing touch, Osewoudt screwed a small plaque saying HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN ANYTHING? to the inside of the shop door, just above the handle.
They ate and sat in the back room. Upstairs were three small rooms, one for Ria and him, one for his mother, and the third for a student lodger. Moorlag had started out as a cabinetmaker in Nieuw-Buinen, but had felt so drawn to studying theology that he had taken a room in Voorschoten, from where he could commute to the university. He didn’t want to live in Leiden itself because he hadn’t yet matriculated, which disqualified him from sitting exams. Taking lodgings in the university town at this point seemed to him sacrilegious. He was over thirty, studied day and night, but had failed to matriculate three times.
Sometimes the three of them would go for an evening stroll, and once in a while Moorlag came along too. They went up the narrow high street, greeting the other shopkeepers left and right, stepping out of the way of the blue tram when it passed. When they reached the north end they sometimes went as far as the silver factory, but never further.
‘Mother, isn’t it rather tiring for you?’
‘What gave you that idea, my boy? I’m not an old woman.’
‘Of course not, but we’re all ready for bed,’ Moorlag would say.
Then she would give in.
Moorlag had a soothing influence on her. She sometimes got up in the middle of the night to wander around the house wrapped in a sheet, her face covered by a mask cut from an old newspaper. In a tone as if she were doing the dusting she would say: ‘There it is again, I’ll just chase it away.’
On such occasions Moorlag was able to get her back to bed again with a few words.
What was she chasing away? Osewoudt didn’t ask. He had never discovered how she had killed his father. She was an ordinary fifty-year-old woman with a girlish face covered in wrinkles and a mouth so thin it looked like just another wrinkle. She talked a lot about his father, and always quite matter-of-factly.
‘Then your father would say: you only get to kiss the queen if you use stamps costing five cents and over. Because the queen isn’t on the cheaper ones, he said. A kiss on the right, he said, because the left cheek’s on the front of the stamp. Always one for a laugh, your father.’
Her chortling reminded him of the squeak of chamois leather on a wet windowpane.
On Sundays he sometimes took Ria and his mother to Ypenburg airfield. In the evenings they would listen to the radio. No one had much to say. They didn’t speak during meals. Shifting around on his chair, Osewoudt lifted the food to his mouth. His mind was focussed on strange visions: across the room there were railway tracks on which he made long trains thunder by. He imagined aeroplanes with roaring engines waiting outside the shop, or enormous field guns with jolting barrels firing non-stop.
Osewoudt turned nineteen, and had the feeling that everything that needed doing had already been done. All the obstacles that would normally have stood in his way (other people spend a lifetime overcoming them) had already come down: his father, his aunt, both dead. Ria was a woman with whom he had done everything he could think of, including getting married.
He was turned down for military service: he was half a centimetre too short.
Once a week he spent an evening at his judo club in The Hague and another on drill practice with the Home Guard. He learned how to load an old rifle, he learned to drive a car, and on one occasion he got to fire an old revolver.
‘Henri! Who can be phoning us in the middle of the night?’
The alarm clock said quarter past four. Outside it was already light. There was plenty of birdsong but also the drone of aircraft – several of them.
Now he heard the phone ringing, too.
‘How should I know?’
Osewoudt got out of bed and went downstairs. As he stepped into the shop he saw a big lorry full of soldiers drive past. The phone rang again.
‘Osewoudt tobacconists.’
‘Osewoudt, this is your Home Guard commander speaking! Get your uniform on and come to the town hall as quick as you can! It’s war! The Germans have attacked, they’re dropping parachutes all over the place. Come at once!’
From the bottom of the stairs he shouted: ‘Ria! The Germans have attacked! They want me at the town hall!’
He went to the back room and took his uniform from the cupboard. The uniform was dark green, like a forestry man’s. A German helmet went with it, army surplus from the Great War.
Walking down the street, he hoped the Germans had adopted a new style of helmet in the interim. If they hadn’t, who knows what might happen to him?
Three big, black aeroplanes appeared, flying low. Not far off he could hear the pounding of field guns. There were a lot of people about, talking and pointing at the sky.
Until late afternoon he stood guard at the post office, where crowds were gathering to draw out their savings. From time to time the Germans left big white mushrooms behind in the blue, cloudless sky. The people pointed. Dutch soldiers on motorcycles came past on their way to investigate. The blue trams continued to run as usual. All Osewoudt was allowed to do was stand guard with an old rifle, on the sidelines as usual. In the blazing sunshine, to the accompaniment of birdsong, he was obliged to visualise the monstrous guns for himself. No one had any intention of attacking the post office.
Afterwards, when he got home, he gummed strips of brown paper crosswise over the shop window.
An army lorry pulled up outside. The soldiers jumped down and came into the shop. Osewoudt gave them everything they asked for and refused to take any money.
‘There’s no need for you to do that!’ said a lieutenant.
‘Why not? Just doing my bit. What would you like for yourself? Have these cigars.’
The lieutenant looked at the price and gave Osewoudt one guilder. Then he said: ‘You develop and print photographs, don’t you?’
He pointed to the cardboard sign hanging on the shop door. The sign had several snapshots pasted to it, and announced that rolls of film left in the letter box would be developed, printed, and ready for collection in forty-eight hours.
The lieutenant took a roll of film from his pocket.
‘Just leave it to me,’ said Osewoudt. ‘I’ll do my best, but I can’t promise the pictures will be ready the day after tomorrow. What’s the name?’
‘Dorbeck. With ck.’
Osewoudt wrote ‘Dorbeck’ on the film, with ck.
‘My name is Osewoudt, with dt,’ he said, putting the roll in the drawer under the counter.
‘Then our names have something in common.’
The officer shook hands with Osewoudt, looking him straight in the eye. Osewoudt noted that the man’s eyes were exactly level with his. They were grey-green eyes, and seemed surprised at what they saw. He had never felt anyone’s eyes on him in this way, except when he looked at himself in the mirror.
‘You’re the same height as me,’ Osewoudt said, ‘and I was turned down for military service.’
‘So was I, almost. But I stretched myself.’
Dorbeck laughed. His white teeth were so even and close-set they looked like two transverse blades of ivory. His hair was black, and a shadow of stubble tinged his jawline with blue. This made his face look even paler, although there were spots of red on his cheekbones. He had a voice like a bronze bell.
‘Thanks,’ he said. ‘They don’t need to be ready the day after tomorrow, as I shan’t be back by then. But I’ll be back, you can be sure of that.’ He walked out of the shop and jumped into his lorry.
Osewoudt followed him with his eyes. When he turned round he saw Ria standing between the sliding doors.
‘Who was that?’
‘Oh, nobody in particular.’
‘He looked exactly like you, the way a photo negative looks like the positive.’
‘He was passed for military service and I wasn’t.’
‘No wonder. You look as much like him as a pudding that hasn’t set properly looks like a … let’s see … like a pudding that has set properly. What a scream! Did you let them all go off without paying?’
‘What business is that of yours? You take money from the till without asking.’
‘Yes, I do! It’s my father’s money! I can do what I like with it! Who do you think you are? What would you and your mother live on if you hadn’t married me?’
The Germans arrived in the backs of dusty lorries. The blue tram service had to stop running. The Germans wore the same steel helmets as in the Great War. They confiscated the Dutch Home Guard’s helmets, as well as their uniforms, pistols and old rifles.
Soon the blue tram was running to its normal schedule again. Everything returned to normal, only things were somewhat busier for a while.
Two days later a Dutch army officer on a motorcycle stopped in front of Osewoudt’s shop. When he dismounted, Osewoudt saw it was Dorbeck.
Dorbeck dropped the motorcycle halfway across the pavement and went into the shop.
‘Sorry, your film isn’t ready yet,’ said Osewoudt. ‘I don’t do the work myself, it’s done by somebody in The Hague, but he hasn’t called – because of the war, I expect.’
‘Doesn’t matter.’
Dorbeck sat with one thigh propped on the counter.
‘Is there anyone back there?’ he asked, glancing at the sliding doors.
‘No, my mother’s in bed and my wife is out.’
‘Good. I thought of you because you’re the same height as me. I need you to lend me a suit. I want to get rid of this uniform. I can’t go and give myself up as a prisoner of war. I know Holland has capitulated, but that doesn’t mean to say I have. I’ll capitulate in my own good time.’
Osewoudt went to the room at the back where the wardrobe stood. Dorbeck followed him, already undoing the buttons of his tunic.
‘There was some trouble. What happened was this: I’m on my way to Rotterdam. There’s a bunch of sodding German paratroopers blocking the road. Shots are fired, vehicle kaput, my whole division incapacitated. The Germans make me hand over my pistol and take me with them. But then the bombs start falling and I escape. I flag down one of our trucks and get to Rotterdam. I walk down a street, don’t hear any more bombs, but what do I see? One house after another bursting into flames, just like that. I ask myself how this can be. Great crowds everywhere, people pushing prams loaded with bedding, people with pushcarts and bicycles. Everyone running and shouting. I spot two men in brown overalls. I know right off what their game is, and I stop them. Krauts, of course! They give me a long spiel. Say they’re paratroopers, that they were captured two days ago by our marines and taken to an ordinary prison, for want of a better place, where they were stripped of their uniforms and made to wear those brown overalls instead. When the bombing started the prison governor opened the gates, which is how they came to be walking the streets again.
‘Do you know what I told them? I said: what do you take me for? For an idiot who never reads the papers? The pair of you were smuggled into the country on some freighter before the invasion began!