Timothy and the Phubbers
By Ken Kwek
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Timothy Pong has enough trouble at home without throwing his first year of secondary school into the mix. The Pong family only interact with each other through digital machines rather than human contact. Twelve-year-old Timothy is too young to own a phone, according to his mum, so he hasn't actually spoken to his family in years as he can't WhatsApp his parents or Snapchat his older sister.
Even worse, the most menacing bully in school, who also just happens to be the prettiest girl Timothy has ever seen, has plucked him out as her new favourite target. Luckily, Timothy has a few ideas up his sleeve to survive Secondary One, as well as the help of his undernourished friend Rudy, who, when not helping Timothy, can be found eating grass in the school field.
When their first plan goes horribly wrong and Timothy is caught on camera with his pants down – the most embarrassing three minutes of fame ever, the two friends must up their game if they're to expose the conniving Bella, ace their Science project, and learn how an old-fashioned camera they first mistook for a hairdryer might be the answer to their prayers.
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Timothy and the Phubbers - Ken Kwek
Text © Ken Kwek 2018
Illustrations © Lolita Chiong 2018
Published by Epigram Books
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National Library Board, Singapore Cataloguing-in-Publication Data
NAMES
Kwek, Ken, 1979-, author | Chiong, Lolita, illustrator
TITLE
Timothy and the Phubbers
written by Ken Kwek, illustrated by Lolita Chiong
DESCRIPTION
Singapore: Epigram Books [2018]
IDENTIFIERS
OCN 1027471325
ISBN 978-981-47-5797-3 (paperback)
ISBN 978-981-47-5798-0 (e-book)
SUBJECTS
LCSH: High school students–Juvenile fiction
High schools–Juvenile fiction
CLASSIFICATION
DDC S823–dc23
FIRST EDITION
10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1
Timothy and the PhubbersTimothy and the PhubbersTimothy and the Phubbers1
Blood, Sweat and Flies
A splodge of red snot oozed from Timothy Pong’s nostril and dripped onto the empty plate in front of him. Great, he thought. He was having a nosebleed.
Timothy looked to his left and watched as the lanky boy next to him pulled a pinky out from his own nose and touched it to his tongue, as if sampling a hot sauce. The lanky boy was having a nosebleed too.
Timothy shuddered. He was slight and short for a twelve-year-old, with small eyes, a button nose, and a haircut that looked like someone had overturned a ramen bowl on his head. Just ten minutes ago, he had strolled into his new school, trying very hard to look cool and casual (and trying even harder to hide his quivering nerves).
Timothy had an enormous appetite despite his small stature. His parents had neglected to give him breakfast that morning, so his first mission was to find the canteen.
It was 7.00am, half an hour before the first bell rang at Bangsvale Secondary School. Timothy scanned the menu of the Malay rice stall, then the Chinese noodle stall and the Indian vegetarian stall, before deciding on some dim sum from the snack stall. He ordered two large buns (one pork and one chicken) and a mug of Milo, then settled down at the nearest table to eat.
As he bit into the pork bun, he noticed a skinny, scruffy Eurasian boy staring at him with big, hungry eyes. Timothy sighed and so, it seemed, did his stomach which let out an almighty groan as he picked up the chicken bun and held it out.
Want one?
said Timothy. I’m Pong, Timothy Pong.
Thanks,
said the other boy, I’m Rudy Baptista––
Before Rudy could say anything else, a tubby, pimpled brute swiped both buns right out of Timothy’s hands. His name was Big Burt and he was at least five times the size of Timothy. Big Burt loomed over Timothy with his two accomplices: Darren, who looked like a Chinese Justin Bieber, and Tsai Koh, who just looked feral.
Ooooh, look, Tsai Koh, fresh meat!
said Big Burt, tossing him one of the buns.
Tsai Koh snarled and tore into the bun with his teeth, his eyes darting about wildly. Timothy thought Tsai Koh was a psycho. Which was understandable.
Big Burt stuffed the other bun into his ginormous mouth and swallowed it in one go. Then he picked up Timothy’s mug of Milo, gulped it down and let out a loud, triumphant burp.
Timothy was too terrified to say anything and kept quiet but Rudy rose to his feet. Rudy was almost double the height of Big Burt. Though he was much ganglier and looked like an empty tube of toothpaste. Still, his height was impressive.
You can’t do that!
Rudy squeaked.
Timothy grimaced. Any potential to intimidate Big Burt was quashed by the shrill voice of a damsel in distress that Rudy had also been blessed
with.
It’s his food! Pay him back!
screeched Rudy, with about as much authority as a kitten meowing.
Big Burt laughed. "You can’t do that! It’s his food! Pay him back!" he mocked.
By now a few other students, mostly first- and second-years, had gathered at a safe distance to gawk at the inevitable showdown brewing between the two new boys and the older bullies. Someone passed a bag of popcorn around.
Big Burt nudged his mate, Darren, what shall we do with these babies?
Darren flicked his hair with a toss of his head, clicked his tongue and sized up the new first-years, his eyes gleaming. "Tsk tsk tsk… This is our table, he said, leaning in.
You have to pay rent to sit at our table. Understand? Five dollars per sitting."
Five dollars?
said Timothy.
At that, Timothy got up to leave. He motioned Rudy to go with him, but Tsai Koh pushed them back down into their seats.
Darren snapped his fingers and held out his hand for cash.
N-no,
Timothy stammered, trying but failing to summon courage in his voice. Cold sweat started oozing from his pores. We’re not g-giving you our m-money.
No?
said Big Burt.
Owoooooo!
howled Tsai Koh as he moved in on Timothy and Rudy and mashed their faces together so that their noses squished like grapes in a juice press.
The students who had gathered to watch the action winced. It was the hardest nose-squish in the history of nose-squishes. It sucked the air right out of Timothy and Rudy so they couldn’t even yelp. They squirmed in pain as Tsai Koh held their heads together, whilst Darren rifled through their pockets and fished out their wallets.
"Tell anyone and you’re dead," said Darren. He turned and glared at the crowd which dispersed within seconds. An empty popcorn bag fluttered to the ground.
Tsai Koh released his grip. Rudy blinked away the tears in his eyes, and could just make out a blurry Big Burt and Darren turning away. As suddenly as they had appeared, all three bullies scarpered off.
Those were my first ten minutes of secondary school, thought Timothy, glumly. I’m doomed.
It was 7.10am. Timothy took a tissue out from his pocket and wiped his bloody nose. Rudy stared blankly into space with blood dribbling down his chin.
You’re dripping onto the plate,
said Timothy.
Sorry,
said Rudy.
Don’t be sorry. Want a tissue?
Is it edible?
No, it’s for wiping your nose.
Oh, then no, thanks.
Like his new friend, Rudy had also arrived at school that morning on an empty stomach. Mr and Mrs Baptista were terrible cooks who couldn’t differentiate salt from sugar. They ran a food stall in their neighbourhood hawker centre.
I can’t believe we got robbed,
said Timothy.
My wallet was empty so technically only you got robbed,
said Rudy.
The fact that one of the wallets the bullies had run off with was completely empty comforted the boys slightly.
I’m gonna be in 1B,
said Timothy.
Awesome. Me too,
said Rudy.
The two boys looked down at the plate where their blood now mingled.
We’re not just classmates, we’re blood brothers now,
said Rudy.