Death of a Coupon Clipper
By Lee Hollis
3.5/5
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. . . she's thrilled, especially when her competition is nasty nurse Candace Culpepper. But when Haley stumbles across a face-down-in-the-snow Candace--scissors gleaming between her shoulders--she knows the next thing she'll be selected for will probably be a police line-up.
Meanwhile, though Hayley's BFF Mona was only joking about "taking Candace out," Bruce Linney, the Island Times crime reporter, definitely isn't laughing. And what about the smarmy, cold-hearted host of the show, Drew Nickerson, who may have been having a steamy affair with the intentionally-iced nurse? Hayley needs to cut to the chase and find the killer. Everything may hinge on a stray coupon, but Hayley better keep her eyes on the real grand prize: staying out of permanent cold storage!
Includes seven delectable recipes from Hayley's kitchen!
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Lee Hollis
LEE HOLLIS is the pen name for Rick Copp, a veteran Hollywood screenwriter who has written for numerous television series, including The Golden Girls, Wings, Scooby-Doo, Teen Titans, and Barbershop. He is the co-writer of The Brady Bunch Movie and has written a number of novels under his own name. He also produces, writes, and stars in the hit web series Where the Bears Are. With his sister Holly Simason, he co-authors the Hayley Powell Food & Cocktail Mysteries book series using the Lee Hollis name. He lives in Palm Springs, California.
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Reviews for Death of a Coupon Clipper
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- Rating: 1 out of 5 stars1/5PLEASE NOTE: This review contains spoilers - a lot:Hayley Powell writes a food and drink column for a local newspaper in Bar Harbor, Maine. It's winter, and her two children are visiting their father in Iowa for winter break. When she returns home from work one day, her garage roof collapses, crushing her car, and she also discovers that she has no heat due to her furnace breaking.Up in arms over what to do, she packs up her dog Leroy and goes to stay with her brother Randy, who owns a bar. Randy's significant other, police chief Sergio, is visiting his family in South America, so he has plenty of room. But finding out she can't get a loan from him - cash poor - she turns to her mother, who also says no.Just when she thinks there's no where else to go, she discovers that an extreme coupon show is coming to town and she sends them her sob story, hoping she'll be chosen - which will solve her money problems (for now, anyway). But then she discovers that the other person who might be chosen is Candace Culpepper, an old schoolmate who's as nasty as they come, and doesn't like Hayley.She also finds out that her boyfriend Lex is having problems: his employer Edgar Hollingsworth has slipped into a coma, and no one knows if he'll survive. It doesn't help that Edgar's son Clark has returned and is barking orders like his father has already died, and everyone dislikes him.Also, an elderly friend, Mrs. Tubbs, who is also neighbor to Candace has an accident and winds up in the hospital. She agrees to help her out, even caring for the woman's cat. But even finding out she's going to be on the show isn't going to help when she goes to Mrs. Tubbs' home and sees something in the snow - that something being the body of Candace. After her friend Mona was heard in Randy's bar making a remark about killing the woman, she's the main suspect.With Sergio gone, Officer Donnie has taken over, and he has no idea what he's doing. He's basically standing still while Hayley runs the investigation (somewhat) and she needs to find a killer before Mona is convicted of the crime. Let the games begin...SPOILERS AHEAD: READ NO FARTHER IF YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW!!!!!This is the third book in the series, and by far the worst. Most people read to get away from daily problems, not have them follow you into a book. In the first few pages, Hayley's garage collapses and crushes her car; her furnace breaks; and she's forgotten to mail her car insurance so her policy was cancelled. The only saving grace is her kids are with their father for winter break so aren't around to suffer. So what does she do? She goes out drinking, because alcohol solves all problems, as everyone knows, right?But let's not stop there: it seems her brother - who owns a bar and is living with the police chief, is also broke. I guess he gives a lot of free drinks, because most bars (nice ones, anyway) make money. Otherwise, why own it? It's a lot of work to not make a decent living. His partner Sergio must also make a piddling sum if he had to clean out their bank account to go on vacation - which brings up the question as to why did he go if it meant cleaning out the account? Priorities, people.Bar Harbor must be the worst-paying city in America since no one seems to have any money. Honestly, I'm really tired of reading about Hayley struggling to make a living. She has 'victim' written all over her and is probably the most depressing protagonist I've ever read about. I guess I shouldn't wonder why I feel depressed after reading one of these books, but just be grateful I don't know her in real life. Why doesn't she send her resume to better-paying newspapers? Surely she'd be willing to move for tons more money? You can make a life anywhere if the pay is right.Unfortunately, I also had a hard time believing Blueberry's behavior. He's a house cat, not a dog. They don't just randomly attack people and pee outside a litter box unless they feel threatened, are scared or have health problems. Did Mrs. Tubbs mistreat this cat so much that he reacted this way? Even Jackson Galaxy (look it up) would have a hard time believing this. House cats are not feral, and they don't act feral, but this cat acted like the bowels of Hell was after it. Why? There was no indication he should have acted this way and I don't buy the behavior. I've had cats my entire life and never had one act like this - not even feral cats I've fostered and adopted. This cat must have been beaten regularly by its owner - yet later in the book it calmly gets into Mrs. Tubbs's lap. Really? It hates every human but her? Not likely. The author must be an ailurophobe. Cats are just as loving as dogs, and don't attack for no reason. This part of the book bothered me the most.Then there's the situation of Donnie: How did he get to be a police officer? Why would anyone hire someone this stupid? What cop would pick up a bagged murder weapon and take it out for personal use? (Perhaps he'll be the murder victim in the next book since he's Too Stupid To Live). Not to mention (but I will) that the time of death could have been two hours earlier if Candace was arguing with her sister at 8:30. MEs don't get that kind of thing wrong.Then there's Lex, who is an ass. Who comes over to your house late at night, drunk, and tries to break your door down, and then you still want to date him? Doesn't Hayley realize he could act like this around her kids? But I guess to someone who drinks as much as she does, that this is an everyday occurrence. I also imagine everyone in the Hollingsworth household was brand new, because NONE of them had ever seen the real adult Clark, even though he was Edgar's SON! How much sense does that make? Was there no one who had worked there over ten years who would have seen him? Heard his voice? Yet Hayley was the only person who became suspicious (aside from the dead woman). Most people keep their employees forever - except this guy, apparently.Sadly, the only thing these people remember to do is get drunk. I guess living in Maine in the winter, to quote a famous film line, "A man's got to do something to keep warm." There's drinking and then there's drinking. These people are drinking. A lot.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5I liked this book. Hayley has a great relationship with her brother which is good as she has to move in with him after her furnance quits working. Her garage roof collapses from snow and totals her car. Unfortunately, Hayley forgot to send in her premium and can't afford to get a new car. She decides to enter an extreme couponing contest that is being held in town and solve the murder of her biggest competition. The murderer is a surprise. I did have a couple of problems with the book. One was that nothing was mentioned about home owners insurance which would have paid for the roof and possibly the car. Also if Hayley was so worried about money, why did she keep spending money on coffees, etc.. Other than these two problems, I enjoyed the book and want to read other Hayley books.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5I really got caught up in this and was pleasantly surprised. Normally I know "who did it" before I'm half-way through a book, but this one presented enough plausible suspects and twists to prolong the moment of discovery. The food and drink recipes sprinkled through the book are a delightful bonus.Pretty much everything that can go wrong is going wrong in Hayley Powell's life--her house is unlivable, her car is undrivable, the snow keeps piling up, and her money is running out. But her luck appears certain to change when a coupon-clipping game show comes to town. After all, she is the author of the local fine-dining-on-a-budget newspaper column so she KNOWS coupons. Can the show go on when her chosen competitor is found face-planted in the snow? Will Hayley be able to clear her name with only the meager assistance of "Officer Donnie"? And will she have to bury her pride and beg for help from her mother?(Aside to author/publisher: Please check the first and fifth paragraphs of Chapter 8. There is duplicated material.)
- Rating: 1 out of 5 stars1/5I have a few friends here on GR who read the first book in this series and didn't like it but I found enough to like that I bought and read the second one - which I thought was quite good.
This one was NOT. I really did not enjoy this book at all. It took me forever to finish this one because I just didn't want to.
When I pick up a cozy, it's for entertainment, for escape. Something nice and light, maybe a bit of humour - nothing too 'real'. So when this book started with Hayley being beset by financial disasters, being so broke she has to beg her mom for money, her mom telling her 'no'; well, we're not off to a good light-hearted start are we? I realise the author is trying to set up the whole coupon-clipping-gameshow scenario, but she went about it in the most depressing, downtrodden way possible. Total turn off for me.
In addition to this, Lex, the love interest the author has been championing throughout the series, decides to go on a couple of benders through out the book and Hayley acts like this drunken, aggressive behaviour is a non-event. It's never discussed or even acknowledged - not even when he beats down her brother's door at night, falls down, and passes out on the floor. Really? I'm supposed to find this endearing????
I will give credit to the author for an excellently crafted plot - I did not see the villain of this story at all until the end. Also, the columns throughout the book are cute and entertaining, as well as a clever way to incorporate the recipes and cocktails into the story.
I'll consider the fourth one when it comes out - but this one is a definite black mark on the series so far. - Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5I was a little afraid to read a mystery book all about coupon clipping but I'm glad I did. The mystery was good and the coupon portion was kept to a minimum.
- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Not a lot of physical description. It takes place in Bar Harbor, Maine, but really could take place in nearly any small, northern town. A lot of the attraction for me was the winter setting. It's there, it's not inconsequential to the story, but it's not totally believable either. Snow melts much too fast in this book. Also, there's the dreaded "wacky" friend (actually, two friends could be considered wacky). One wacky friend looks very much like a suspect, but is upset (as is the main character) that she's treated as a such. Oh, the main character's "columns" are almost too folksy to be believed.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5If you enjoy combining solving murders with good recipes, these "Death of" books should be right up your alley. I I If you enjoy combining solving murders with good recipes, these "Death of" books should be right up your alley. Light, fun beach read. Always goes with a lovely cocktail!
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5What fun! Like a lot of us, Hayley has too much on her plate and drops the ball on a few (important) things. The chance to win $10000 in a shopping competition comes at an opportune time. I enjoyed reading the book and trying to figure out who the bad guy was. A good story and very enjoyable read.
I received this book as a Goodreads Giveaway. - Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5I enjoyed this book and would like to read the others in the series. It would be a perfect book for the beach or when you need a book to just relax with. The story was cute and I could actually relate to some of the characters.
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Death of a Coupon Clipper - Lee Hollis
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Chapter 1
It would be a cold day in hell before Sal Moretti allowed his employees at the Island Times newspaper to go home early. The picturesque little hamlet of Bar Harbor, Maine, certainly wasn’t hell. In fact, to all the hikers and mountain bikers and cruise ship passengers and lobster lovers and vacationing families from all over the world who flocked to Mount Desert Island for the breathtaking scenery of Acadia National Park, it was a nature lover’s paradise.
But that was during the summer and fall months. Today, on this midafternoon during a particularly brutal February, the temperature was hovering just below ten degrees. Outside the picture window of the newspaper’s main office, where Hayley Powell sat at her desk, all she could see was a white blanket of snow. She couldn’t remember the last time she had seen it come down so hard.
Hayley stood up and poured herself a cup of hot coffee from the pot she had just brewed and took a big gulp to warm herself up. Sal had allowed her to turn the thermostat up a few degrees earlier that morning, but he kept a watchful eye to make sure she didn’t crank it too high and send his heating bill soaring.
She had dressed appropriately for the workday. Long underwear. Flannel shirt. Bulky wool sweater. Fleece snow pants over jeans. Big, clunky boots. However, as she looked outside at the nasty weather, it still chilled her bones.
Bruce Linney, the paper’s handsome crime reporter, with whom Hayley maintained a love-hate relationship, ambled out to the front office, from the back, to get some coffee. He was dressed in an expensive black cashmere sweater and khaki pants.
Hayley, would you mind running out and picking up some of those delicious warm blueberry muffins from the Morning Glory Bakery?
he asked. I’m sure the reporters would appreciate it.
Of course, Bruce. Let me just get my dogsled team ready and I’ll be on my merry way,
Hayley said, shaking her head.
She couldn’t believe he was serious.
Maybe their relationship was more tolerate-hate.
Is that you being sarcastic?
Bruce sighed.
That’s me saying no, Bruce!
Hayley said. The Morning Glory is clear across town and the streets aren’t plowed yet, and even if they were, the roads are so icy I’d probably lose control of my car and skid right off the town pier!
Man, Hayley, sometimes you can be such a drama queen,
Bruce said, shrugging. I just asked for some muffins. Maybe if you thought ahead, you would have considered the weather reports and whipped up some of your own muffins in your kitchen this morning, so you wouldn’t have to go out in this nasty storm to buy us some now.
You’re not getting muffins, Bruce!
Hayley said.
Sal Moretti charged out of his office and bellowed, Would you two pipe down? This is a newspaper, not a marriage counselor’s office!
Hayley and Bruce exchanged a look and called a silent truce. They both knew it was best not to tick off the boss right now because Sal was already on edge. His wife had left him for two weeks to go visit her mother in North Carolina, so there was no one at home to take care of him.
And this was painfully obvious. His shirts were wrinkled. There were a half-dozen empty bottles of TUMS on his desk from all the late-night gorging on pepperoni pizza. The poor guy was scattered and off his game. It was clear he missed his wife terribly and didn’t like being on his own.
They’re saying on the Weather Channel that this storm’s only going to get worse, so I think we should just call it a day and all go home,
Sal said.
Stunned silence.
Sal was dismissing the staff for the day?
It wasn’t even three o’clock in the afternoon.
Bruce did his best Rod Serling voice. You’re about to enter another dimension. Next stop, the Twilight Zone!
Shut up, Bruce,
Sal snapped. I want everybody to be careful driving home. It’s a mess out there.
Sal rubbed his eyes and ambled back to his office.
Hayley wasn’t going to wait for him to change his mind. She quickly shut down her computer and grabbed her green L.L.Bean winter jacket from the office closet. She threw it on, laced up her black boots, and was out the door.
She carefully navigated the frozen walkway from the office to the street. Still, she nearly lost her balance on the slippery ice and had to wave her arms like a crazy person to keep herself from falling flat on her back.
Once she managed to reach her white Subaru wagon, which was parked up the street, she pulled on a pair of mittens her mother had knitted her twenty years ago and began brushing all the fresh snow off the car. She clicked the remote key to unlock the doors and then rummaged through all the kids’ athletic equipment and empty fast-food cartons and discarded paper coffee cups in the backseat to find her red wooden-handled ice scraper.
Hayley began hacking at the clumps of ice that had formed on her windshield, clearing enough so she could at least see where she was going on the short drive home. Then she climbed behind the wheel, shut the door, started the engine, and cranked up the heat. She waited a few minutes for the car to warm up before slowly pulling away from the curb.
She could hear the wheels crunching through the snow and she hadn’t even maneuvered the vehicle all the way into the street before the car hit a patch of ice and began slipping and sliding into the opposite lane. Luckily, no one was stupid enough to be out driving in this mess. There were no cars to collide with, so Hayley counted her blessings.
She stayed focused, never taking her eyes off the road, gently pressing her foot down on the accelerator not too much, just enough to keep the car going in a forward motion. She didn’t want to chance losing control again and smashing into a tree or a fire hydrant or, God forbid, a storefront window.
What was normally a five-minute drive home took twenty minutes, but Hayley finally managed to get herself and her Subaru home safely. She turned into the driveway of her gray two-story house. Well, it was gray when she left for work this morning. Now it was completely white. At least the snow covered the fact that her house was in desperate need of a new coat of paint. Which she couldn’t afford. Maybe she would get a nice tax refund this year, which she could use to paint the house in the spring.
Wishful thinking.
Lex Bansfield, the man Hayley had been dating on and off for the past year and a half, usually would clear her driveway with his snowplow truck during a storm. However, he hadn’t had a chance to swing by yet, so Hayley assumed he was busy clearing the roads on the expansive seaside estate, where he worked as a caretaker.
It was slow going, the tires of her Subaru skidding through the mound of snow piled high in the driveway as she pulled in and opened the garage door with her remote. Hayley had to press her foot harder down on the accelerator to keep the car moving forward. Then suddenly, without warning, the tires freed themselves from the packed snow and the car took off, speeding toward the open door of the garage. Hayley slammed on the brakes and prayed her car wouldn’t hurtle through the garage and crash right through the back wall and into her neighbor’s adjoining yard. Luckily, the Subaru squealed to an abrupt stop just inches from the wall.
Hayley breathed a deep sigh of relief.
The last thing she needed right now was a costly repair. She got out of the car and was about to head into the house when she stopped.
She heard a creaking sound.
Hayley looked around.
Nothing appeared out of the ordinary.
She couldn’t make out where it had come from.
She continued to walk out of the garage.
Another creak.
This time, louder.
What was that?
It seemed to be coming from the roof.
She looked up.
One of the wooden beams supporting the roof looked warped, as if it was bending and about to snap in half. That couldn’t be.
She knew she would need to reinforce the roof at some point. Lex had warned her many times, but she just didn’t have the money to do it right now. Besides, Lex told her she was probably fine unless there was a lot of weight on it. Only then might it give way to the pressure.
Wait.
Hayley suddenly realized there was about two-and-a-half feet of heavy snowfall on top of her roof.
The wooden beam suddenly snapped and Hayley heard a rumbling sound. Then she watched in horror as the entire roof over her garage caved in, landing on top of her white Subaru wagon and crushing it.
No. This was not happening.
Hayley just stood there in a state of shock. Flakes of snow landed on her rosy red cheeks. She was about to cry, but she choked back the tears. She was afraid if she did cry, the tears would freeze right on her face.
She heard Leroy, her white Shih Tzu (with a pronounced underbite), barking inside the house, undoubtedly spooked from the thunderous crash of the roof collapsing. Hayley decided to deal with the garage when the snow stopped. With her car buried underneath the rubble, she was probably going to have to borrow some snowshoes to get to the office in the morning.
Hayley entered the house through the back door into the kitchen. Leroy was there, jumping up and down to greet her. The sight of her devoted pup instantly put Hayley at ease. The little guy leapt into her arms when she knelt down to say hello. He began licking frantically at her face, attracted to the wet snow. Hayley noticed Leroy’s nose was running and he was shivering. She set him down and took off her coat. That’s when she realized the temperature inside the house felt like twenty degrees. Maybe even colder. She knew she had left the heat on when she went to work. What could have possibly happened?
Dear God, no.
Not the furnace.
Lex had also warned her that her furnace was barely hanging on and the odds of making it through another winter weren’t very good. She had brushed off his comments, not because she didn’t believe him, but mostly because she just couldn’t bear the thought of having to invest in a new one. She simply didn’t have the money. Hayley opened the door to the basement, snapped on the light, and descended the stairs. Leroy scampered behind her.
When she reached the bottom of the steps, she knew in her gut the situation was dire. She touched the furnace. Ice cold. She played with the buttons and readings. Nothing.
It was dead.
And she was screwed.
Unable to hold it in any longer, Hayley finally started to cry. Why was all this happening at once? How was she ever going to pay for all this? She sat down on the bottom step of the basement and let the waterworks flow.
She was going to allow herself a few minutes of self-pity, and then she would steel herself and work on solving the problems at hand.
Her cell phone rang.
Hayley reached into the back pocket of her snow pants and pulled out her phone.
It was Gemma.
Calling from her dad’s in Iowa.
Hayley’s two kids, sixteen-year-old Gemma and fourteen-year-old Dustin, were spending the winter break with their dad, Hayley’s ex-husband, in Des Moines, Iowa, where he worked as a manager at Walmart.
Hayley got a lump in her throat. She missed them. The three of them were a team. Now faced with all this sudden adversity, she wished they were home with her to calm her nerves. Just having them around made her feel better. But they were so far away and she felt so alone right now.
Hayley wiped away the tears, cleared her throat, composed herself, and then clicked on the phone.
Gemma, honey, how are you?
It’s freezing here, Mom. I wish we were back in Bar Harbor.
It’s pretty much the same here, so you’re not missing anything. How’s your brother?
Still annoying. Dad’s got a new girlfriend. Becky. She’s nice, I guess, but totally trying too hard to impress us. Just like the last three. What’s going on with you?
Not much,
Hayley said. I just got home from work.
It’s only three o’clock there. Are you sick?
No, I’m fine.
You don’t sound fine. You sound stressed,
Gemma said.
No, Gemma, everything’s just fine. Believe me.
But things were not fine.
Not fine at all.
And they were about to get a whole lot worse because a collapsed roof, a crushed car, and a busted furnace would soon be the least of Hayley Powell’s problems.
Chapter 2
Hayley was in desperate need of a strong cocktail.
And pronto.
After hanging up with her kids, she placed a call to one of her two best friends, Mona Barnes, a local lobsterwoman, with an all-terrain vehicle that could get her to the nearest bar, which just happened to be owned by Hayley’s younger brother, Randy. And with happy hour fast approaching, Hayley also knew at precisely five o’clock her other BFF, glam Realtor Liddy Crawford, would be seated atop the first bar stool nearest the entrance, sipping a Rose Kennedy and complaining about the weather to anyone within spitting distance.
Mona. Randy. Liddy. Her reliable support system.
And she certainly needed them all now.
Mona was happy to leave her six kids—no, wait, seven—in the capable hands of her husband before dinner in order to hang with Hayley, especially after hearing her bestie’s tales of woe. Her truck plowed through snow in Hayley’s driveway at ten minutes to five; the palm of her hand was pressed down on the horn alerting Hayley to her arrival.
Hayley had wiped away her tears with a tissue, as well as some runaway mascara that had cascaded down her left cheek, and told herself everything was going to be okay as she zipped up her winter jacket and carefully made her way down the porch steps to Mona’s truck.
She had quickly arranged a playdate for Leroy with the neighbor’s rambunctious beagle so Leroy wouldn’t have to stay cooped up in the freezing house.
As Hayley climbed into the passenger seat, Mona cranked up the volume of her car stereo. She was playing a Brad Paisley CD. The song was Whiskey Lullaby,
one of Hayley’s favorites. And she could sure use one right now.
Thought a little Paisley might cheer you up,
Mona said.
You’re too good to me, Mona,
Hayley said, smiling.
Mona cranked the car in reverse and backed out of the driveway. There wasn’t another car in sight. Most people had the good sense to sit tight at home and wait out the nasty weather, but this was a cocktail emergency.
When Hayley and Mona entered Randy’s bar, Drinks Like A Fish, and stomped the excess snow off their boots onto the welcome mat, Liddy spun around on her bar stool. With her half-empty Rose Kennedy in hand, she wailed, Can you believe this god-awful weather?
Sometimes predictability can be a good source of comfort.
Hayley walked over and gave Liddy a hug.
I hear you had a pretty bad day,
Liddy said softly, patting Hayley on the back.
Yeah, it really was.
Hayley nodded, still fighting back tears. But my kids are safe and everyone’s healthy, so I guess I should be grateful.
That’s the spirit,
Liddy said before she let go of Hayley and took a sip of her cocktail. My day was the worst. Two canceled open houses and Eddie Grindle dropped out of an escrow because the pipes in the house he was buying froze up. I told him, ‘You’re buying a house in Maine during the winter. Pipes are going to freeze!’
Would you shut your piehole for once, Liddy, and let Hayley have our sympathy for at least five more minutes before we put the spotlight back on you?
Mona barked.
Mona, it’s all right,
Hayley said, not wanting her two buddies to go at it.
Well, excuse me, Mona, for wanting to share with my two best friends. Go ahead, Hayley, tell us about your terrible day and I will sit quietly and just listen so Mona doesn’t go off and hit me or something.
Too late.
I really don’t feel like talking about it, actually.
Hayley shrugged.
"See, Mona? I was being a good friend. I was just trying to get Hayley’s mind off her troubles by sharing my problems."
Yeah, I’m sure that was it,
Mona said, rolling her eyes.
Hayley’s brother, Randy, ambled over from behind the bar and slid a drink in front of her. Hey, sis. Here’s your Jack and Coke. And just in the nick of time, from what I hear.
Hayley smiled and nodded; then she took a big gulp and sighed. Much better.
Club soda?
Randy said, pointing at Mona.
Yeah, whatever. I am so sick of not ever getting to partake in happy hour,
Mona said, scowling.
Wait, Mona, don’t tell me,
Hayley said, eyes popping out. Are you . . . ?
Mona thought for a moment, and then a smile crept across her face. No! I’m not! I’m not pregnant! I just realized that I’m knocked up so much of the time, it just seems natural for me to lay off the booze! But I’m not pregnant now! My husband’s back went out and he’s been sleeping on the floor so he hasn’t had the chance to climb on top of me in weeks. Randy, get me a Bud Light!
Great. Mona can slam down a six-pack and get even more loud and obnoxious and combative than she already is,
Liddy moaned. It’s a glorious day.
Hayley chuckled. Despite the fast and furious insults, she knew Liddy and Mona truly cared about each other. They just didn’t like to display their affection in public.
Randy popped the top off a bottle of Bud Light and placed it on a coaster in front of Mona. On the house, Mona. To celebrate the fact there’s not another baby on the way.
I’ll drink to that,
Mona said, chugging down half the bottle.
Hayley felt happy to be among the people closest to her. And for a moment, she was able to put the dreaded thoughts of her situation out of her mind. She turned to Randy. How are you doing?
I hate sleeping alone,
Randy said.
Randy’s partner, Sergio Alvares, was in Brazil visiting his family. Randy was unable to make the trip with him because he had no one to cover the bar in his absence. His manager, Michelle, was on vacation in Jamaica with her new husband, Ned, and her stepdaughter, Carrie. Sergio had only been gone a week, but Randy already desperately missed him and was marking off the days on his calendar until his lover’s return.
How many days left?
Liddy asked, sliding her empty cocktail glass over to Randy for a refill.
Thirteen,
Randy sighed. I don’t know how I’m going to make it.
The door to the bar swung open and a gust of bitterly cold wind blew a few napkins off the bar. Officer Donnie trudged inside, stomping his boots on the mat and slamming the door behind him.
From what I hear, I don’t know how Donnie’s going to make it without Sergio either,
Liddy said, cracking a smile.
Officer Donnie was a young, inexperienced cop in his mid-twenties. He was employed by the local police force, where Sergio was chief. Donnie was a towering, thin beanpole, with very little self-confidence and a permanent frightened look on his face. He tentatively made his way to the bar and put his hands down on the hardwood counter.
I—I’ll have a Coors, if you g-got one, Randy,
Donnie stammered.
Sure, Donnie,
Randy said, sliding open the gray-topped cooler behind the bar and fetching a bottle.
I certainly hope you’re off duty, Officer Donnie,
Liddy teased.
I—I most certainly am, Ms. Crawford. I wouldn’t be drinking alcohol if I was on duty!
Donnie hollered in Randy’s direction, knowing he was his boss’s partner in life.
Donnie had been put in charge while Sergio was away. That wasn’t the original plan, though. Lieutenant Phil Jenkins, whom Sergio personally hand-picked to be acting chief while he was in Brazil, was hospitalized with gallstones two days before Sergio was scheduled to depart. There was talk of him postponing his trip, but Officer Donnie stepped forward and lobbied hard for the temporary position. Sergio was reluctant to put someone so young in charge, but Donnie argued that he could handle the responsibility and was ready to prove himself. Sergio finally agreed; and before the wheels on Sergio’s plane were up as it left the runway of the Bar Harbor Airport, Donnie’s nerves collapsed faster than the roof over Hayley’s garage.
Donnie was overwhelmed by the duties of chief. Being in charge of keeping an entire town safe and secure, he broke out with a case of shingles almost immediately. There was a discussion of summoning Sergio back. However, since there hadn’t been a crime reported in Bar Harbor in several weeks, the city council decided just to let things be and crossed their fingers in hope that nothing bad would happen while Sergio was in South America.
Unfortunately, for the entire town of Bar Harbor, that would eventually prove to be a dangerous mistake.
Chapter 3
Hayley tried to be a trouper and sleep at her house that first night, bundled up in her long underwear, with a couple of heavy sweaters, and buried underneath a giant white down comforter. She snuggled up close with Leroy and shivered throughout the night. By morning her red nose was stuffed up and a nasty cold was coming her way.
Things just got worse once Billy Parsons arrived at the house shortly after seven. Billy was a local handyman in his early thirties, portly, with a scruffy face and an easy smile. There was a charm about Billy that a lot of the local single women found intoxicating. Now that Billy was going through a divorce and his copper wedding band had been removed from his pudgy ring finger, interest in Billy as a romantic prospect had recently spiked. Billy wasn’t Hayley’s type, but he was a hard worker, so he was the first person she thought to call when her furnace went on the fritz.
Billy showed up on time and trudged down the stairs to the basement; Hayley and Leroy followed behind.
Fearing the worst, Hayley had a knot in her stomach.
Billy snapped open his tool kit and grabbed a flashlight and a wrench and went to work inspecting the busted furnace. Hayley stood close behind him, arms tightly folded, eyes closed as she prayed for a miracle.
She had to bend down and pick up Leroy, who was sniffing around Billy’s butt crack, which inched up from his scuffed belt as he crouched down to take a look.
Billy started to bang the side of the furnace and then stuck his head inside and looked around. When he pulled his face out, he had smudges of dirt all over his chubby cheeks.
What’s the verdict, Billy?
Hayley asked, taking a deep breath.
Billy shook his head, with a grim look on his face. Not good, Hayley. This thing’s beyond repair. Looks like you’re going to have to buy a new one.