A Thorn Among the Lilies
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Detective Leah Teal is privy to most of the secrets in her hometown of Alvin, but there are always surprises to be had. Like the day she agrees to take her daughter, Caroline, to see a psychic for a reading. The psychic hones in on Leah instead, hinting at a string of gruesome killings and insisting that she intervene to prevent more deaths.
When you go looking for trouble, you never know how much you’ll find. Sure enough, the psychic’s scant clues lead Leah to a cold case from six years ago, when a young woman was found shot to death, her eyelids sewn shut. As Leah digs deeper into old files, a second unsolved case surfaces with the same grisly pattern. While her shrewd young son, Abe, observes from the sidelines, Leah races to prevent another horrific murder, unaware of just how deep the roots of evil can go.
Taut, suspenseful, and rich in Southern atmosphere, A Thorn Among the Lilies is a mesmerizing novel of loss and vengeance, and the lengths some will go to out of loyalty and love.
Michael Hiebert
I am an award-winning author of novels and short stories. My latest book, Dream With Little Angels is being published by Kensington Books and should be on shelves in the spring of 2013. I live in the Lower Mainland of British Columbia, Canada, where it’s cold and wet in the winter and warm (and sometimes also wet) in the summer. We have cougars, and bears and deer. I have a dog named Chloe, three kids, and enough books that it became no fun to move quite a long time ago. I like to write surprising stories that cross genres, and are often mysterious. I’ve been writing most of my life, but I’ve really spent the last decade perfecting my craft. My writing seems to be a blend of mystery and the fantastic. I like to find the redemption in the horrific; the surviving heart still left beating among all the sorrow; the beautiful lost somewhere in all the ugliness of the world. I won the prestigious Surrey International Writer’s Conference Storyteller’s Award twice in a row. This award is sponsored each year by New York Times bestseller Diana Gabaldon and bestseller Jack Whyte. Check out my website and blog at http://www.michaelhiebert.com and while you're there, sign up for my newsletter. Members receive terrific deals on books and other goodies!
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- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5A small town, Alvin, Alabama, and Leah is the only detective on the force. She is also a widow and a mother of two. The story starts with a psychic reading, a gift for her daughter's fifteenth birthday, but with words for only Leah. A crime has already happened and the psychic's words will soon prove to have meaning for the detective.More a mystery/slash family story, there is no ongoing ripples of suspense, more an uncovering of clues. Much about her family, comic elements that include her son Abe, 12 and his friend Dewey also 12 but a little naive, he still believes in Santa Claus. I think if you go into this knowing what to expect, you will enjoy this for what it is. The murders are horrific and it is interesting to see the detective blended with the mom, to solve the crime. Enjoyed this slower paced but interesting mystery.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The title itself is a play on words...that should pique your interest right there. Hiebert does that right off the bat and holds on tight to the very end--which you will TRY and figure out , but i bet you won't!I think the author took a mix of a couple of storylines and blended them like a maestro does an orchestra! Hokey? Hell no. A magician with words. Oh yes. A twisted serial killer is on the loose and Leah is the detective on the case. That's the basic storyline, with suspense and so much more. Never thought you could mix gruesome with sweet but yep, he did it! Hiebert keeps you wondering and 'just one more page' -ing till it all comes together and makes sense.
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A Thorn Among the Lilies - Michael Hiebert
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ROLOGUE
Alvin, Alabama—1976
The moon hangs in the sky above Alvin like a sickle surrounded by a field of stars. It’s a pretty night, but it’s cold, being barely two months since Christmas. Susan Lee Robertson is on her way home from the five-and-dime after buying a quart of milk for her baby, who is at home with her twelve-year-old son. The milk sits on the passenger seat beside her.
Rain had been pouring all day, but it finally let up and a westerly wind quickly blew out all the clouds. But the dampness is still in the air, making the storefronts on either side of her look slick, like oil paintings. She hits a pothole and the car bounces in a splash of rainwater, nearly hydroplaning into the oncoming lane. She’s driving east up Main Street when she comes to the intersection of Sweetwater Drive. It’s a one-way intersection, with no stop signs for Main Street, so Susan Lee continues through with the streetlights reflecting brightly from the hood of her car.
That may explain why, when it happens, she never sees it coming.
A blue Buick with out-of-state plates screams through the stop sign on Sweetwater Drive from Susan Lee’s left. The driver, Anna Marsh, is coming back early from a bachelorette party for one of her friends after having a fight with the maid of honor. The party was at the Rabbit Room, a place normally reserved for male patrons and female strippers who take off their tops for ten-dollar bills. But, somehow, the fourteen girls in the wedding party managed to come up with enough money and a good enough argument to convince the owner of the Rabbit Room, Gus Snow, into letting them have a girls’ only night with male strippers. And, of course, cocktails. Lots of cocktails.
Anna Marsh never did well when it came to lots of cocktails.
She doesn’t hesitate at the stop sign. Without touching her brakes, she T-bones Susan Lee’s silver Honda, hitting it near the rear of the car, causing it to spin, and caving in the driver’s side, breaking both of Susan Lee’s arms—one when the door collides with it, the other when it’s slammed against the console. The top of her spinal column is partially severed on impact. The windshield of the Honda explodes in a shower of glass as Susan Lee Robertson’s body (which was not secured by a seatbelt) gets tossed through it in a sideways motion. The glass rains into her eyes, blinding her for life.
She lands headfirst on the asphalt in front of her car after bouncing off the hood and is still lying there unconscious when the authorities show up. I reckon she’s lucky to be alive,
one of the EMTs says to another.
I don’t know if you’d call this lucky, Jerrod.
They try to ascertain where her head is bleeding from. A pool of blood has formed beneath it, with tiny rivers that run along the road.
Carefully, they lift her onto a gurney and place her in the back of an ambulance. She’s taken to Providence Hospital in Mobile, where she’ll remain in a coma on life support.
With Susan Lee still alive, Anna Marsh is arrested for first-offense DWI. Her blood alcohol level is measured at just over 0.12. Her license is revoked.
Despite her Buick looking like an accordion, Anna’s wounds are superficial. She actually gets out of the car and can walk. She doesn’t look any worse than if she’d fallen down a few stairs.
Authorities take a slurred statement from her. Turns out she lives in Clarksdale, Mississippi, and, along with her other thirteen friends, came down to Alvin specifically for the bachelorette party. Her friends had arranged a limo back to their hotel, but after her fight with the maid of honor, Anna decided to drive herself home.
Probably not the best decision she ever made.
Twelve years later, when doctors take Susan Lee off life support and pronounce her dead, a jury at a circuit court changes Anna Marsh’s sentence, giving her five years for reckless vehicular manslaughter, the maximum sentence in Alabama. Her appeal is turned down.
But before that, for twelve years of her life, Susan Lee Robertson lies in that hospital bed unconscious while the world continues to go round without her.
Twelve long years.
For her, it’s just a blink.
But for those who love her, it’s an eternity....
C
HAPTER
1
Almost Thirteen Years Later
It was a clear winter day when the Christmas parade wound its way down Alvin’s Main Street. Which, of course, meant it was cold. Dewey said it smelled like snow, but I told him he was crazy. First off, it ain’t never snowed in Alvin far as I know, and second, it wasn’t that cold. I guessed it to be probably in the midforties somewhere. Still, I was glad I had my heavy jacket on. I wasn’t used to this sort of weather.
We were all standing together as close as we could, which was extremely strange for my sister, Carry. Normally, Carry liked to be as far away from everyone else as she could get, but I guess huddling to keep warm took precedence over trying to look cool. Other than me, Dewey, and Carry, there was my uncle Henry, who had come down to spend the holidays with us.
Christmas was barely two weeks away, and boy you could sure feel the excitement in the air. I loved Christmas. It was the best day of the year as far as I was rightly concerned. My mother always played Elvis songs at Christmastime and he had this one that was called something like If Every Day Was Christmas.
I found myself thinking that same question all the time. Of course, then it probably wouldn’t be so special. Which sounded just like something my mother would say.
More and more, I found myself saying stuff that sounded like it should be coming out of her mouth instead of mine.
Carry was extra lucky. She not only got Christmas to celebrate, but four days later, she got her birthday, too. If she had been born just four days earlier, she’d have the same birthday as baby Jesus. I’m glad she didn’t. That would be just too weird.
Here they come!
Uncle Henry said. Can you see all right, Abe?
he asked me.
I certainly can!
I said.
Down the street, the float my mother was on turned the corner and came into view. There was a tall riser up front where Hubert James Robertson, the mayor of Alvin, stood waving to people on both sides of the street. Beside him, on much lower risers, stood my mother on his left and Officer Chris Jackson on his right. Both my mother and Chris worked for the Alvin Police Department. Chris was just a regular officer, but my mother was a detective, which meant she didn’t have to drive around in a special car or wear a special uniform. She could go out looking any way she wanted. Although, sometimes, she worked as a normal officer, too. They were the only two police officers in Alvin other than Police Chief Ethan Montgomery, who ran things at the station.
Where’s Chief Montgomery?
I asked, blinking into the sun as I looked up at Uncle Henry. A cold breeze hit my pant legs, sending a chill up my body.
Uncle Henry shielded his eyes with his hand, almost looking like he was saluting someone. I don’t know. You’d reckon he’d be on there, too.
There were all sorts of floats. The one my mother was on didn’t seem to be
anything in particular, but the one coming up behind it was a pirate ship advertising the Alvin First National Bank. It was big and it blocked out most of the stores on the other side of the street. It had a huge Union Jack flag that flapped and snapped in the winter wind.
Isn’t that a weird float for a bank?
I asked.
What do you mean?
Dewey asked back.
"I mean, didn’t pirates steal money? It’s like they’re sayin’ they’re gonna steal your money."
You think too much, Abe,
Uncle Henry said.
"Maybe they’re sayin’ that they’ll steal money for you and put it into your account," Dewey offered.
"Maybe it’s just a friggin’ pirate ship," Carry said.
She could be very unsociable at times.
Someone in a giant kangaroo suit came bounding down the side of the road and stopped right in front of us, waving.
I waved back, but the kangaroo didn’t move on. It just kept waving. I felt very awkward and uncomfortable, waving from the sidewalk with the kangaroo two feet from me, waving from the street. Finally, the kangaroo reached up and took off its giant head. It was Police Chief Montgomery. You guys all havin’ fun?
Um, yeah. It’s dandy,
Dewey said.
It’s okay,
I said.
My feet are killin’ me,
Carry whined. How much longer is this thing anyway?
They’re all having a terrific time,
Uncle Henry said, swatting the back of Carry’s head.
Chief Montgomery leaned in, and whispered to Carry, "At least you don’t have to hop around in a stupid kangaroo suit. My legs feel like Jell-O. I can’t wait until this is over. I reckon there’s only three or four more floats until the big guy comes round and finishes it."
The big guy?
Dewey asked.
You know,
Chief Montgomery said. Mr. C? Ho ho ho? St. Nick?
Santa Claus!
A huge smile beamed from Dewey’s face.
Oh my God, he didn’t really still believe in Santa, did he? Me and Dewey were practically exactly the same age. Our birthdays were within days of each other, which meant he would be thirteen in March. Someone had to put an end to this.
Dewey,
I said, you do know there is no real Santa, right?
I got instant glares from three people. Even Carry joined into the Glare Group.
What?
I asked. He’s almost thirteen for cryin’ out loud. Do you want him to go into the workforce believin’ in the tooth fairy?
Wait,
Dewey said, sounding dejected. "There’s no Santa and no tooth fairy?"
Dewey, you have no baby teeth left. Why do you even care ’bout the tooth fairy?
She was nice to me. She gave me money.
He’s got a point, ass face,
Carry said. Uncle Henry swatted the back of her head again.
Language,
he said. To me, he didn’t sound too much like he meant it.
Are you serious about Santa?
Dewey asked.
I took a deep breath and let it go, looking at all the heads shaking behind Dewey’s back. I smiled. It was a terribly faked smile. No, Dewey, I’m just pullin’ your leg. Of course there’s a Santa Claus. Who else would be eatin’ those carrots and drinkin’ that milk you put out?
His face immediately transformed. The wonder was back. It sort of peeved me off because he was living in a world much more spectacular than the one I was.
And just so you know,
he said, "I am aware there is no Easter bunny."
I squinted at him. Why do you reckon there’s no Easter bunny, yet you believe in Santa?
Duh. Why the heck would rabbits be givin’ out eggs? It makes absolutely no sense.
He’s got a point,
Uncle Henry said.
Everyone fell silent and I realized the Existence of Santa Claus and Other Miscellaneous Childhood Lies discussion had come to an end. The silence was finally broken by Uncle Henry asking Carry: So, what does my little sugar plum want for her birthday this year?
Carry smiled. It’s super cool.
What is it?
I want you and my mom
—she hesitated and examined me and Dewey—and I guess you two little rug rats too if you want, to come with me to a psychic while I get my fortune told.
What a neat idea,
Uncle Henry said. But if you want me there, you’re gonna have to do it earlier than your birthday. I’m only stayin’ until the mornin’ after Christmas and then I have to go.
Okay, I’ll talk to Mom. Maybe we can book an appointment this week. I reckon it’ll be so cool.
Just remember, sugar plum, a lot of those so-called psychics are frauds. They only tell you what you wanna hear. Or they’re gypsies. Gypsies give me the willies.
"I’m not gonna tell her what I wanna hear. I’m not gonna answer any questions. I wanna see what she can figure out without me sayin’ a word."
Well, that sure should be interestin’ to watch.
Maybe I’ll find out that one day I’ll be rich,
Carry said.
Or that you’ll die an early death in a house fire before you’re twenty,
Dewey said.
We all looked at him. What?
he asked.
Oh, nothin’,
I said. There’s just somethin’ wrong with you, is all.
C
HAPTER
2
Me and Dewey were playing tag in the backyard. Tag was one of those games we didn’t play for very long, on account of there being just the two of us and it getting a mite boring. You really need more than two people to play tag properly. Mainly, it was just fun being outside this close to Christmas. Me and my mother had spent the last weekend hanging lights up around the eaves of the house. Now it looked really Christmassy. I just couldn’t wait for Christmas to come.
One game we used to play a lot of I would call balancing rocks on sticks.
It consisted of taking a stick and a rock and trying to see how long you could go with the rock on the end of the stick before it fell off. Now this was more of a sport for two people. In fact, you could just as easily do it with one person. It was the perfect multiplayer game.
Truth be told, there just wasn’t much to do outside in the afternoon in winter in Alvin. Tag or otherwise. We were too used to the heat to stay outside too long in the cold, and some days it would rain something fierce and it felt like God was throwing ice at you. My backyard wasn’t the most fun place on the planet to hang out on those days. Sometimes we’d just run around to stay warm.
Even the trees looked like they hated it outside. We had two cherry trees in the backyard and neither had any leaves left. All the leaves had fallen off and died. I was starting to feel like them leaves, as Dewey touched me, and yelled, You’re It!
I decided I couldn’t be It for one more round. Let’s stop playin’,
I said.
How come, Abe?
Dewey asked.
Well, for one, I’m outta breath. For two, it’s too damn cold out here. I’m dyin’, Dewey.
What’s for three?
Um . . .
I knew for three had to be the cincher. For three, I think we can probably go inside and get my mom to make us some hot cocoa.
That sounds great!
Dewey never gave up a chance for free food, no matter what it was. It was his weakness, the way Superman couldn’t go near kryptonite. Everyone has a weakness I think, and Dewey’s was rustling up free food. We could be having the time of our lives and I could stop, and tell him, Hey, old Newt Parker just called and invited us over for raccoon, wanna go?
And Dewey would be on his bike in a flash, ready to make the trip.
Newt Parker was no longer with the living souls of this world, but when he was here, many folk thought he ate barbecued roadkill. Myself, I have no convictions either way as to whether or not the rumors were true or false. I do know this, though. I had enough belief that the rumors could be true that I would never go for a barbecue at Newt Parker’s house. Dewey, on the other hand, would go in a flash, if for no other reason than to be able to tell people he ate barbecued road-killed raccoon with Newt Parker. That’s just how Dewey was.
So, compared to the dead raccoon, my offer of hot cocoa was a quick way to get me out of the stark cold of the backyard and into the warmth of the house.
We got inside and pulled off our boots. It took Dewey at least twice as long as me to get his off his feet on account of I think he outgrew his last year or something. Do twelve-year-old feet even still grow? I had no idea. Maybe his ma just bought them too small. Dewey’s ma wasn’t the sharpest crayon in the box. Of course, I never told that to Dewey.
My own mother was in the kitchen on the phone. Carry kneeled on a chair beside her, anxiously watching while my mother made some phone calls. I figured out pretty quick what they were doing—they were trying to book a psychic to see Carry for her birthday present. By the sounds of things, they weren’t having much luck.
No,
my mother said, "it needs to be between now and Christmas. Sometime this week would be best . . . okay, thank you for your time. She hung up and looked at Carry.
That’s eight I’ve called. They’re all not working through the holidays."
Carry frowned. Stupid psychics. Don’t they know that’s when they’d get their most business?
Maybe it’s just as well,
my mother said.
Don’t give up now!
Carry said. There’s still some you haven’t tried.
I know, and I will, I just don’t want you to get your hopes up too high.
If they’re all psychic and stuff,
Dewey said, why do you have to call them? Shouldn’t they just know you’re comin’?
I looked at Dewey. You’re an idiot.
My mother said, I reckon he has a very good point.
Carry didn’t hear the exchange at all. She had her head in the phone book. Try this one. Madame Crystalle—True Psychic Medium from Persia. One hundred percent satisfaction or your money returned in full.
Wow,
my mother said, that’s going out on a limb. And she’s not a gypsy if she’s from Persia. I’m a little leery of gypsies. Okay, what’s the number?
Carry told her as my mother dialed. "Hello, I’d like to book an appointment with Madame Crystalle. . . . Oh, that’s you. Well, hi. My name’s Leah and I’m the detective here in Alvin and my daughter, Caroline, would like to see you and get her fortune read for her birthday.... It would have to be sometime this week. I know, it’s sort of last minute." My mother always told everyone she was the detective here. I think she thought it brought her some kind of respect or something that she wouldn’t get otherwise.
She stopped talking, held the phone away, and said to Carry, She’s gone to get her schedule.
Placing the handset back to her mouth, she said, "Yes, I’m still here . . . tomorrow? Yes, tomorrow works fine. What time? Two o’clock. Perfect. Oh, and is it okay to bring along her family to watch? Okay, that’s great. Thank you."
My mother hung up and smiled at Carry. You’re goin’ tomorrow at two!
Carry beamed back. This is goin’ to be so awesome! Thank you, Mother!
What if she tells you somethin’ bad?
Dewey asked.
Why are you being so negative?
my mother asked back.
"Because most things are bad. Read a newspaper or watch the news. You never see happy stuff."
I’m sure Carry’s stuff will all be nice and happy.
Yeah, but what if it isn’t? What if she says, ‘Your mother’s gonna get shot next Wednesday while on duty’?
Dewey!
my mother snapped. Even I looked at him like this was out of line.
I’m just sayin’ she could, so you should be prepared for somethin’ like that.
I reckon maybe it’s time for you to go home,
my mother told him.
Actually,
I said, we was hopin’ for some hot cocoa.
My mother took another look at Dewey and exhaled slowly. All right, but no more talk about ‘bad stuff,’ you hear?
Yes, ma’am,
Dewey said.
He fell quiet. I just looked at him, and whispered, You’re an idiot.
C
HAPTER
3
The psychic’s shop turned out to be a very small building that me and Dewey had ridden by on our bikes many times and had not noticed. The shop couldn’t have been more than ten feet tall with a sign in the window that read:
Madame Crystalle
True Psychic Medium
100% satisfaction
Or your money returned in full.
The pink blinds behind the sign were pulled closed, so you couldn’t see inside. A large shrub hid most of one side of the building. The rest of the building was painted black, which was obviously the reason me and Dewey never saw it. You don’t normally look for small black buildings while out on bike rides.
The only really strange thing on the outside of the place was this statue right beside the door. It stood between the sidewalk and the steps leading up to the door, facing down toward the hustle and bustle of town. It was a frog standing on his hind legs. It stared wall-eyed down Main Street at all the other shops. In its hands it held a top hat, and its mouth was wide open with a bright red tongue. It seemed so out of place it took a minute for my brain to even figure out what I was looking at. Me and Dewey must’ve missed it because it was set back a bit, and you had to look right at the building to see it.
Why is there a frog standin’ here starin’ off down the street?
I asked my mother. It looks kind of creepy.
I don’t rightly know, Abe, but I think maybe we should all go inside before we freeze to death,
my mother said.
Reminds me of that frog from that cartoon,
Dewey said. The one that will only dance and sing for one guy. Only this one wouldn’t fit in a shoebox.
I agree with Abe for once,
Carry said. It’s really creepy. No wonder she was available for a readin’. She probably scares off most customers with this frog.
Now, don’t go writin’ her off just because of some crazy statue outside her shop,
Uncle Henry said. "Look at her sign. It says, ‘True Psychic Medium.’ Not only that, she’ll refund your money if you ain’t satisfied. I’d say that’s pretty darn good. I also agree with your mom. We should go inside before we freeze."
I guess,
my sister said.
Uncle Henry looked up at the roof; then his eyes fell to the door. So what do we do? Just knock?
I dunno,
my mother said. Maybe try the door.
Of course, before anyone could say another word, Dewey’s hand was on that doorknob. He turned it and the door opened. A bell on the top of the door rang out, announcing our arrival.
We shuffled into a small room that was more like a landing for the top of a narrow stairway. A beaded curtain hung at the entrance to the stairway. The small room we found ourselves in smelled funny, and the walls and ceiling were all colored red, matching near on exactly the tongue of the frog statue outside. The floor was white with repeating red diamonds. Nobody seemed to hear the bell that rang because we stood there, all crammed together on that small landing for a good five minutes and nobody came to see us.
What’s that smell?
I asked.
Incense,
my mother said.
What’s that?
It’s supposed to have mystical powers, I reckon,
Uncle Henry said. He sneezed. I think I might be allergic to it.
It has mystical stink,
Dewey said.
What do we do now?
my mother asked.
Hello?
Uncle Henry called out. Anybody home?
From downstairs, behind the beaded curtain, a heavily accented woman’s voice called up. Come downstairs!
We pushed our way through the curtain. The beads were all glass and very beautiful. Green, red, blue, yellow, with the light reflecting inside of them. They made a loud swishing that sounded almost like water as we went through them. The stairway wound down in two tight circles. I was behind Uncle Henry. It was too narrow to go any way but single file.
About halfway down, Uncle Henry bumped his head. At that exact moment, from the bottom of the stairs, in a much quieter and lower voice than she had used before, we heard the woman say, Be careful of head. If you are tall, those stairs are like plague.
"You’d think, bein’ psychic and all, she’d have told me that before I hit my head," Uncle Henry whispered before letting go with a big sneeze.
I heard that,
the woman replied.
When we made it to the bottom, there was another beaded curtain to go through that exactly matched the one at the top. Again, it sounded like a waterfall as we all pushed through it and came to our final destination. I felt my eyes grow as big as paper plates. We had descended into the weirdest room I’d ever seen in my entire life.
Everything was a deep golden yellow. The room was maybe twice the size of the small landing we managed to squeeze onto at the top of the stairs. On one side were rows of shelves holding candles of all different types. Every one was lit, and that was the only light in the room, so it cast an eerie, flickering glow on the yellow walls, yellow curtains (which hung on some walls and were obviously just for show as we were underground), and yellow tablecloth that covered the round table on the other side of the room. The cloth came right down to the floor, which was a deep pile carpet, also in golden yellow.
On the other side of the table sat who I assumed to be Madame Crystalle. I had no idea how she got in to sit on that chair. From where I stood, it looked like she would have to spend the rest of her life seated there, as there was no way in or out.
She wore a leather headband with gemstones set along it, and had long strands of beads in her curly, deep auburn hair. It hung down past her shoulders. Her lips were very red, and her eyes were very blue and they sparkled in the candlelight. I immediately liked her because of her smile. It was one of the warmest, friendliest, and reddest smiles I’d ever seen.
The first thing she did was look straight at Carry. You must be Caroline,
she said, and extended her hand without standing. I didn’t think it was possible for her to stand from where she sat.
I am,
Carry said happily.
I understand it’s your birthday,
Madame Crystalle said.
Well, not for another week or so, but we wanted my uncle to come along and he’s leavin’ the mornin’ after Christmas.
Ah! Early birthday present. So nice!
You talk funny,
Dewey said.
Shut up!
I snapped in a whisper to him.
But Madame Crystalle just laughed. I am from Persia. Everyone talk like this in Persia.
And I bet she speaks better English than you speak Persian,
Carry said to Dewey. Uncle Henry sneezed again.
I always thought Persians were cats,
Dewey said.
Once again, I told Dewey to shut up, but Madame Crystalle laughed very loudly at what he said. We are people, too. Oh, and also carpet. Or, how you say? Rug. Persian rug.
How come you ain’t got no crystal ball?
Dewey asked.
I wished he’d stop asking questions.
Oh, crystal balls don’t work,
Madame Crystalle said. They’re all just hocus-pocus, fluff stuff. You either real medium or you’re not. If real, you don’t need crystal ball to tell you anything.
Oh,
Dewey said.
I’m Leah,
my mother said, extending her hand with a smile. She did it quickly, before Dewey could say anything else.
Smiling, Madame Crystalle went to shake my mother’s hand, but as