Game for Five
By Marco Malvaldi and Howard Curtis
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At Bar Lume, in a small resort village on the Tuscan coast, between shots of espresso and hands of cards, four old-timers and Massimo the barman wile away the time chatting, arguing, and theorizing about the murder of a young woman in their town.
The girl’s body was found in a dumpster bin on the edge of town. The gossip circulating about the victim’s lifestyle suggests her murder was connected to the seedy world of drug trafficking and dangerous sex. The prime suspects in the case are two of the girl’s nightlife associates. But for want of something to do, the group of pensioners at Bar Lume begin to pull the case to pieces, forcing the barman Massimo into the role of amateur sleuth.
The four old-timers analyze the crime and the suspects, putting a comic spin on their often narrow-minded neighbors. From this “investigation,” in Marco Malvaldi’s lively and colorful prose, emerges a fascinating picture of life in a small Italian town.
Marco Malvaldi
Marco Malvaldi was born and lives in Pisa, where he obtained a PhD in Chemistry from the “Normale” University. His previous books include the Bar Lume series. He is the winner of both the Isola d’Elba Award and the Castiglioncello Prize for his crime novels.
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Game for Five - Marco Malvaldi
Europa Editions
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This book is a work of fiction. Any references to historical events, real people, or real locales are used fictitiously.
Copyright © 2007 by Sellerio Editore
First publication 2014 by Europa Editions
Translation by Howard Curtis
Original Title: La briscola in cinque
Translation copyright © 2014 by Europa Editions
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Cover Art by Emanuele Ragnisco
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ISBN 978-1-60945-219-3
Marco Malvaldi
GAME FOR FIVE
Translated from the Italian
by Howard Curtis
To my grandfather, and my grandmother
Caminante, son tus huellas
el camino, y nada más;
caminante, no hay camino,
se hace camino al andar.
Walker, your tracks
are the path, nothing more;
walker, there is no path,
the path is made by walking.
—ANTONIO MACHADO
PROLOGUE
When you start swaying on your legs, when you light another cigarette to kill five more minutes even though your throat is stinging and your mouth is so furred up you feel like you’ve eaten a tarpaulin, and then the others also light cigarettes and linger a while longer—when all that happens, then it really is time to go home to bed.
It was ten after four in the morning, in the middle of August, and three young men were standing next to a green Nissan Micra. They had all drunk more than was strictly necessary, the owner of the Micra more than the others, and the others were now trying to persuade him not to drive.
I’ll take you home,
said the shortest of the three, whose head was shaven everywhere except on the top of the cranium, which made him look like a palm tree. Leave the car here and I’ll take you home.
The second young man was trying to refuse. He had just come out of the disco, and in addition to having the blood-alcohol level of an unemployed Russian, his head was full of little lights that made it hard for him to think. All the same he was putting up a good argument.
Fuck it, if my dad sees I left the car and came with you, he’ll say ‘You’ve come home drunk,’ and he’ll kick my ass. He isn’t stupid, my dad.
If your dad sees you come home in that condition,
Palm-Tree Head insisted, "he’ll kick your ass because you came home on your own, and mine because I didn’t come with you, that’s firstly. Secondly—"
No, no, I’m going by myself. Don’t worry, I’ll get there.
Why don’t you say anything?
Palm-Tree Head anxiously asked the third point of the triangle, who had gone to the hairdresser that evening and requested—with a certain firmness, presumably—and actually been given the chance to leave with his polenta-blond hair charmingly decorated with purple streaks like a punk leopard. Two bright, cow-like eyes and a half-open mouth complemented his appearance in an appropriate fashion.
If that’s what he wants, it’s up to him,
was his verdict.
That’s dumb. What if he goes thirty feet and smashes straight into a tree?
Listen, I’m off. If I don’t feel up to it, I’ll give you a ring on my cell phone and you can come and get me.
Palm-Tree Head looked at his friend as if thinking, Dammit, he’s stubborn,
and received by way of reply an even more vacuous look that meant: I don’t give a fuck, I’m going home to bed in a couple of minutes.
Go on, then, we’ll wait here for ten minutes. If—
Don’t worry, if I’m not up to it I’ll call you.
The young man had tried to speak clearly and without cursing, as best he could, to give the impression that it was passing. In reality, his head was still ringing, and if he moved it he had the impression the world was following him with a second’s delay.
He took a deep breath, groped in his pocket for the key, and found it immediately, which seemed a good omen. He looked at it for a moment, approved its appearance with an unsteady nod of the head, and got in the car. He closed the door, turned the key, and set off—all things considered—without any problems.
After about half a mile, coming level with the parking lot by the pine wood, he had to stop. While he was driving, the car had seemed like rubber, swaying frightfully in one direction, without ever going in the other. It was like being inside a washing machine, with the drum turning around him. Swish, swosh, swish.
He opened the door, not without difficulty this time, and stepped out.
I’m sure a bit of fresh air will do me good.
He was still making an effort to speak without cursing—even though he was alone—in order to convince himself that everything was fine. And also to keep awake, which wasn’t easy.
But now I have to urinate. Yes, I really do. Oh, yes. I think it’s necessary.
As he was performing this soliloquy, he approached one of the trash cans.
It had rained the night before and the ground in the parking lot was still muddy, in spite of the heat. Avoiding the puddles, he reached the trash can and, with a brief mental speech, selected it as his personal urinal.
About a century later, as he was pulling up his zipper, he noticed there was a girl in the trash can. It also struck him that she was quite pretty. Almost simultaneously, something told him that she was probably also dead. He wasn’t immediately surprised. Rather, preserving a calm that only alcohol could have given him, he started to think aloud. Contrary to what we read in mystery stories, the discovery had not helped to clear his head.
Do I know her? No, I don’t think so. I have to tell the police. I’ll go to the car and get my cell phone.
He did so, and discovered that the battery of his cell phone was completely flat.
Fuck, that’s all I need. What do I do now?
He looked around as if there was someone there who might suggest an answer.
Wait, wait. I saw a bar on my way here that was open. Now, take a deep breath. I have to concentrate and stop seeing everything turning, or I’ll never get there.
Before getting back in his car, he opened his hands and concentrated on them for two or three minutes. Paradoxically, he felt relieved: he had been afraid to go home at this hour in the state he was in, and the discovery of the body would justify both the delay and his blood-alcohol level, given that someone who finds a dead body is entitled to something strong, isn’t he? Ergo, at least he had gotten past the fear.
There, now everything’s fine. Keep calm, just follow the white line and you’ll get there.
He did in fact get there, after another minute of fear, and walked straight to the door of the bar. Pull yourself together, he told himself mentally, then turned the handle of the glass door and went in. Behind the counter, the barman was washing and putting away glasses. He gave him a curious look. The young man tried to appear cheerful, which merely emphasized the state he was in, and asked with a smile, Excuse me, do you have a phone?
Behind the ice cream freezer.
He was about to go and phone when an inner voice stopped him. He raised one finger and asked, Do I have to order something?
The phone works just fine without it,
the barman said.
He reached the telephone, dialed the number, and said, Hello, is that 113? Listen, I have to tell you that I found the dead body of a girl in a trash can, she’s really dead, I’m sure of it.
A brief silence.
Yes, in the parking lot by the pine wood, where the Germans go for picnics, but I think the girl is Italian, she has dark hair.
A brief silence.
Yes, in a trash can. The gray one near the parking lot for camper vans, the one where the Germans go. Yes, for picnics.
A brief silence.
Yes, I know I’m drunk, you don’t have to tell me that, but this is true! Really . . . Sorry to say this, but you’re as stubborn as a mule! It’s true . . .
Silence.
He stopped and looked at the phone for a moment.
They hung up,
he said, incredulous and vaguely offended.
Meanwhile, the barman had come out from behind the counter and was looking at him with a mixture of surprise and severity. Is there really a body?
Damned right there is. It’s in the parking lot by the pine wood, the one where—
"Yes, I got that. Come on, we’ll go there together and you can show me, then I’ll call the police."
The barman took his cigarettes from the counter, lit one, glanced at his watch, and walked outside, followed by the young man.
Give me the keys, I’ll drive.
BEGINNING
The only pleasant thing to do, at exactly two in the afternoon on a day in mid-August, when the air you’re breathing is liquid and you’re trying not to think that it’s still six or seven hours to dinner time, is go to a bar and have a drink with a few friends.
You sit down at one of the tables outside, adjust your pants—the crotch of which is so wet it needs wringing—cool off for ten seconds, and magically become yourself again. Whoever in your group is feeling in good form goes inside to order from the counter, because when the barman saw you he glared at you and is now washing glasses (or rather, one glass—the same one for the past five minutes ) and if nobody goes inside to order, forget it.
The important thing, though, is that there’s a bit of a breeze.
That wisp of wind, just strong enough to lift your shirt away from your skin a little, gently count your vertebrae, and cool the gaps between your toes—to which your plastic flip-flops have given very little relief thus far—but not so strong as to ruffle the hair you’ve brushed over your bald spot. The iodine smell of the sea breeze unblocks your nostrils and persuades you to breathe, and by the time the hero who has taken on the job of a waiter returns with the drinks and the cards, you’re feeling in a good mood again and the afternoon has suddenly gotten a hell of a lot