The Horrible
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Lawson’s second poetry collection mixes the humorous with the grotesque in a bizarre collection of new and previously published poetry. This volume showcases his more story-like poems, many of which are favorites at his readings. Appearances by Pee Wee Herman, the hook hand of urban legend, and the Egyptian god Anubis will have you laughing despite yourself. This second edition contains over 30 pages of bonus material featuring Lawson at his most bizarre and irreverent.
"Collected poetry from previous publications, The Horrible gives you tiny tastes of the horrific dementia and wonderfully imagined regurgitations of Lawson's own nightmare bucket. He leaves you with images that will remain long after you've finished reading — something akin to shadows in the aftermath of an A-Bomb." -Kelli Owen for HorrorWeb
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The Horrible - John Edward Lawson
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Also by John Edward Lawson
Novels
The Steamologist’s Husband, or: On the Unfortunate Morphology of Peculiar Institutions
New Mosque City
Last Burn in Hell
Collections
SMEXI
Crimes Against Profanity
Paramourn: Unfortunate Romances
Truth in Ruins
Devil Entendre
Lawson vs. LaValley (with Dustin LaValley)
Discouraging at Best
Pocket Full of Loose Razorblades
Poetry
No Clean Way to Die
Wholesome Terror: Lawfully Combative Verse
A Ghetto Stylee: Haiku, Not Self Improvement…Get Yourself a Life!
SuiPsalms
The Troublesome Amputee
The Plague Factory
The Scars are Complimentary
Nonfiction
Zombies as a Racial Proxy
Illustrated Books
Verminomicon (with Anthony DeBartolis)
A Child’s Guide to Death (with Dustin LaValley, Darin Malfi, and Mark Sullivan)
As Editor
Tempting Disaster
Sick: An Anthology of Illness
Of Flesh and Hunger: Tales of the Ultimate Taboo
Acknowledgements
Adventist Flesh first publishd in Doorways Magazine
The Barking Beagle Who So Boisterously Misbehaves first published in Cemetery Poets: Graves Offerings
Belly of the City first published in Dust Devil
Deus Ex Mecha-Lekka-Hi Mecha-Hiney-Ho first published in Cemetery Poets: Graves Offerings
Dialogue at 10:44 first published in Psychopoetica
Diseased Sleep first published in Cemetery Poets: Graves Offerings
The Educational Value of Professional Wrestling first published in Horrorfind Fiction
Get on the Anubus first published in October Rush
I Shovel first published in Cemetery Poets: Graves Offerings
Infracturation first published in Scared Naked
Inoperative Heart first published in Horrorfind Fiction
The Jackal Intern first published in Decompositions
Liana first published in Muse Apprentice Guild
Love Poem #13 first published in Decompositions
A Monster Runs Through It first publilshed in Spoken War
Monster’s Ball first published in Decompositions
Nerf Sex Doll first published in Cthulhu Sex Magazine
Rare Tiles first published in Cemetery Poets: Graves Offerings
Rock Star Buried in Black (for Mourners) first published in Wicked Hollow
Super Ate Family Films first published in The Goreletter
Suture Sound first published in Cemetery Poets: Graves Offerings
They Escaped From His Head first published in Cemetery Poets: Graves Offerings
Trickle Down Syndrome first published in Doorways Magazine
Victims Aren’t the Only Ones first published in Horrorfind Fiction
The Violation Committee first published in Cemetery Poets: Graves Offerings
Contents
Also by John Edward Lawson
Acknowledgements
The Dreamatorium
Dialogue at 10:44
Gramma Snuff
The Jackal Intern
Inoperative Heart
Oothecan Purgatory
The Slush Pile
The Violation Committee
Rock Star Buried in Black (for Mourners)
Liana
Infracturation
Pedophile #187
Diseased Sleep
Love Poem #13
Puckering Petfood
The Barking Beagle Who So Boisterously Misbehaves
The Educational Value