Ancient Rockets: Treasures and Train Wrecks of the Silent Screen
By Kage Baker
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From Metropolis to the pre-Technicolor Oz, take a fantastical journey through the wildest frontiers of the silent films of the silver screen.
Ancient Rockets brings you the earliest (and cheesiest) special effects, the best and worst directors, the tour de forces and the utter trainwrecks. Forty-nine cinematic odysseys will take you on A Trip to the Moon and 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea, swinging upon jungle vines with Tarzan and into the terrifying laboratory of Dr. Frankenstein, from The Adventures of Prince Achmed all the way to Modern Times.
These are the pinnacles and the pitfalls of science fiction's silent movies as affectionately viewed by Kage Baker (the Company series) with acerbic wit and historical acumen. Ancient Rockets presents the mad scientists, terrifying fiends, flimsy plots, and glorious landscapes that have inspired generations of fans and filmmakers alike.
Kage Baker
Kage Baker was an artist, actor, and director at the Living History Centre and taught Elizabethan English as a Second Language. Her books include In the Garden of Iden, Sky Coyote, and Mendoza in Hollywood, among many others. Born in 1952 in Hollywood, she lived in Pismo Beach, California, the Clam Capital of the World. She died on January 31, 2010.
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- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5If you think a book about silent horror and science fiction films would be boring. Baker, whom honestly I had never heard of despite her considerable accomplishments, pulls a neat trick by giving each film its due while also being incredibly funny from first review to last--which is made even more remarkable since the last was written hardly a month before her death from cancer. You'll be happy to find that many of these films are available in good versions on services such as Kanopy that you probably have access to through your library. This quick read is a real eye opener and a joy from start to finish. Don't miss it.
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Ancient Rockets - Kage Baker
Table of Contents
Introduction
Ancient Rockets
Impossible Voyage
Frankenstein
Dr Jekyl and Hyde
20000 Leagues Under the Sea
The Golem
The Master Mystery
The Man From Beyond
The Cabinet of Dr Caligari
The Mechanical Man
Aelita Queen of Mars
Metropolis
The Lost World
The ? Motorist
Frau im Mond
Modern Times
The Queen of Atlantis
THe Hands of Orlac
Die Niebelungan
Haxan
Schatten
The Adventures of Prince Achmed
Nosferatu
The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
The Patchwork Girl of Oz
The Magic Cloak of Oz
His Majesty, The Scarecrow of Oz
The Wizard of Oz
A Midsummer's Nights Dream / The Tempest
Gertie the Dinosaurus
The Thief of Bagdad
Faust
Der Mude Tod
The Bells
Paris Qui Dort
Tarzan of the Apes
The Son of Tarzan
The Adventures of Tarzan
Tarzan and the Golden Lion
Tarzan the Tiger
The Fall of the House of Usher
Wax Works
The Phantom of the Opera
The Haunted Castle
Wolf Blood
The Pet
The Flying House
Scrooge, or Marley's Ghost / A Christmas Carol
Christmas Past (Collection)
About the Author
This book is dedicated to Neassa,
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Ancient Rockets
Ancient Rockets: Treasures and Trainwrecks of the Silent Screen
Copyright © 2011 by Kathleen Bartholomew
Introduction copyright © 2011 by Kathleen Bartholomew
Ancient Rockets
copyright © 2009 by Kage Baker
First appeared as the Ancient Rockets series on Tor.com, Jan–Dec 2009.
Cover and interior design by Elizabeth Story
Tachyon Publications
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Series Editor: Jacob Weisman
Project Editor: Jill Roberts
Book ISBN 13: 978-1-61696-074-2
Book ISBN 10: 1-61696-074-4
First Edition: 2011
Treasures and Trainwrecks
of the Silent Screen
Kage Baker
Edited by Kathleen Bartholomew
tachyon / san francisco
FILMS
Introduction by Kathleen Bartholomew
Le Voyage dans la Lune (A Trip to the Moon)
Georges Méliès (1902)
Voyage à Travers L’Impossible (Impossible Voyage)
Georges Méliès (1904)
Frankenstein
J. Searle Dawley (1910)
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
Lucius Henderson (1912)
John S. Robertson (1920)
20,000 Leagues Under the Sea
Stuart Paton (1916)
The Golem: How He Came Into the World
Paul Wegener and Carl Boese (1920)
The Master Mystery
Burton King and Harry Grossman (1919)
The Man From Beyond
Burton King (1921)
The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari
Robert Wiene (1919)
The Mechanical Man (L'Uomo Meccanico)
André Deed (1921)
Aelita: Queen of Mars
Yakov Protazanov (1924)
Metropolis
Fritz Lang (1927)
The Lost World
Harry O. Hoyt (1925)
The ? Motorist
Walter R. Booth (1906)
Frau im Mond (Woman on the Moon)
Fritz Lang (1929)
Modern Times
Charlie Chaplin (1936)
L’Atlantide (The Queen of Atlantis)
Jacques Feyder (1921)
Orlacs Hände(The Hands of Orlac)
Robert Wiene (1924)
Siegfried and Kriemhild’s Revenge
Fritz Lang (1924)
Haxan (Witchcraft Through the Ages)
Benjamin Christensen (1922)
Schatten (Warning Shadows)
Arthur Robison (1923)
The Adventures of Prince Achmed
Lotte Reiniger (1926)
Nosferatu
F. W. Murnau (1922)
The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
Otis Turner (1910)
The Patchwork Girl of Oz
J. Farrell MacDonald (1914)
The Magic Cloak of Oz
J. Farrell MacDonald (1917)
His Majesty, The Scarecrow of Oz
J. Farrell MacDonald (1915)
The Wizard of Oz
Larry Semon (1925)
A Midsummer Night’s Dream / The Tempest
Charles Kent (1909) / Percy Stow (1908)
Gertie the Dinosaurus
Winsor McCay (1914)
The Thief of Bagdad
Raoul Walsh (1924)
Faust
F. W. Murnau (1926)
Der müde Tod (Destiny)
Fritz Lang (1921)
The Bells
James Young (1926)
Paris Qui Dort (The Crazy Ray)
René Clair (1925)
Tarzan of the Apes
Scott Sidney (1918)
The Son of Tarzan
Arthur J. Flaven and Harry Revier (1920)
The Adventures of Tarzan
Robert F. Hill and Scott Sidney (1921)
Tarzan and the Golden Lion
J. P. McGowan (1927)
Tarzan The Tiger
Henry MacRae (1929)
The Fall of the House of Usher / La Chute de la Maison Usher
James Sibley Watson and Melville Webber (1928) / Jean Epstein (1928)
Waxworks
Paul Leni (1924)
The Phantom of the Opera
Rupert Julian (1925)
The Haunted Castle (Schloss Vogeloed)
F. W. Murnau (1921)
Wolf Blood
George Chesebro (1929)
The Pet
Winsor McCay (1921)
The Flying House
Winsor McCay (1921)
Scrooge; or Marley’s Ghost / A Christmas Carol
Walter R. Booth (1901) / J. Searle Dawley (1911)
A Christmas Past (Collection)
Various (1901-1925)
About the Author
Introduction
Kathleen Bartholomew
My sister Kage Baker was a cinephile and a history buff. The combination made her a natural fan of silent movies. She loved the crisp light of black-and-white films. She loved the classic scores. She loved the actual old cities in the backgrounds. She loved the way a new method of telling stories grew up, when directors realized they could change the audience’s POV just by walking the camera 12 feet to the left.
Kage originally intended these reviews for Tor Books as a pleasant time-filler. But it only took the first one—posted January 12, 2009, on Georges Méliès’s Le Voyage dans la Lune—for her to get fascinated. She was charmed by the earliest visual takes on fantastic literature. She wanted to share it, to disseminate the beauty, cleverness, insight—yes, and the dreadful corn and unintentional humor, too. Modern cinema is a master magician—she wanted its jaded audience to realize that the earliest days had been just as slick, just as inventive, just as amazing in context.
One of the things that intrigued Kage was how soon the movies applied themselves to fantasy. And how much—when she set herself to finding early science fiction films, she found she’d uncovered a treasure-trove. For every well-known classic like Metropolis, there was some film now unknown and even better. For every gem there were a half dozen utter pieces of crap, too, which she enjoyed for their accidental hilarity and on which she spent just as much care analyzing.
The idea for this topic started in a long scene from Mendoza In Hollywood: the First Cahuenga Pass Film Festival, where the Company operatives stationed in 1860s Hollywood spend a hysterical evening watching Intolerance. Kage and I and several friends watched that film a dozen times for research, getting sillier and angrier and more into its weird ambiance every time. It’s a dreadful, hypnotic work of genius and flaming ignorance—in her novel, at the end of the film, Kage’s operatives go briefly mad under its weight of mortality and grief and bad costuming.
Kage wanted to share that experience with a larger audience. She called the series Ancient Rockets
and laid it out for the curious to explore.
All these reviews were written during the last year of Kage’s life. I don’t think that affected her view much—sometimes she was so tired that watching films and composing reviews was all she could manage, so they got her nearly undivided attention. As the year wore on, more and more of them were composed ex tempore and dictated to me; I think there is a more conversational style in those, as we argued out the reviews. One she recited in a single long soliloquy in her hospital room; it was written that evening, as I doggedly transferred Kage’s voice from my head to paper.
The last one is dated December 21, 2009. Three days later, we discovered her cancer had metastasized to her brain. A month later, she was gone.
So, here are the Ancient Rockets, for your edification and delight. Kage enjoyed doing these, and loved sharing them. They’re her most personal voice—intimate and relaxed, the tone her friends and family heard when watching movies with her. I am grateful to Jacob Weisman and Tachyon Publications for making it possible to share them with all of you.
Enjoy, folks.
—Kathleen Bartholomew
ouch....
Ancient Rockets
(Le Voyage dans la Lune)
January 12, 2009
No, this isn’t a Von Danikenist tract; it’s the first in a series of looks back at early science fiction cinema. And where better to begin than 1902, with Le Voyage dans la Lune?
Written and directed by French showman Georges Méliès, Le Voyage features one of the most indelible images in cinema history: the wounded Man in the Moon bleeding like a particularly runny Brie, grimacing in pain with a space capsule protruding from his right eye. For me, though, there is a much more iconic moment earlier in the film.
It opens at a meeting of astronomers, arguing violently as one of them proposes a trip to the moon. They wear pointed hats and robes embroidered with moons and stars. They wear starched ruffs. Nothing in any frame suggests their meeting isn’t taking place in the 14th century. And then, having agreed on the proposed voyage at last, the astronomers call in servants to bring them changes of clothing. They shed the wizards’ garb and dress in frock coats and top hats. Before our eyes, the Mage becomes the Scientist. This is the cinematic moment where the fairy tale mutates into science fiction, and every film Scientist—Rotwang, Dr. Zarkov, mad or otherwise—descends from this.
We get to watch the capsule being built and the casting of the great gun that will fire it moonward, before our heroes mount over the village rooftops to climb inside their vessel. Chorus girls in racy sailor suits load it into the great gun, a soldier flourishes a saber, and boom! Away go the intrepid astronomers, in a puff of stage smoke.
The stage moon becomes the smiling Man in the Moon, and then...eeeew.
But our heroes have landed! They stumble out on the cratered surface of the Moon and watch the Earth rise! A small volcano erupts, knocking them on their behinds! Fatigued by all this discovery they lie down and sleep. Several planetary gods appear, pretty irritated by human presumption, and send a snowstorm to punish the voyagers. Our heroes seek refuge in a crater and discover an underground world, complete with running water and mushrooms of enormous size.
The Selenites come bounding into frame, vaudeville acrobats dressed up in papier-mâché heads and lobster suits. With a magnificent disregard for Noninterference Directives, our heroes swing at them with their umbrellas and burst them like so many balloons, until they are overwhelmed and dragged before the Chief of the Selenites. One good body blow takes care of him, though—Captain Kirk’s diplomatic style foreshadowed here—and the astronomers race back to their space capsule with the Selenites in hot pursuit.
Tipping their capsule off a cliff into space, the astronomers plunge back down to Earth (talk about your gravity wells) dragging a Selenite with them. They land in the sea, in a nice little effects shot with a few real fish, and are given a heroes’ welcome and a parade. The captive Selenite is displayed. The leader of the astronomers gets a statue.
It’s all there in a nutshell, the template for future SF films. We will boldly go/go boldly to distant planets, we will see amazing things, and if we get into trouble we’ll kick some alien butt. No apologies, no regrets. Those were the days!
Wagon Train to the Staaaaaars!
Impossible Voyage
(Voyage à Travers L’Impossible)
January 20, 2009
In 1904, a couple of years after his groundbreaking Le Voyage dans la Lune, Georges Méliès tried his hand at a more ambitious science fiction epic. Voyage à Travers L’Impossible (A Voyage Across the Impossible,
although more usually translated as simply Impossible Voyage
), is around 20 minutes long, depending on whether you see the cheap version or the one with the bonus footage Méliès provided to exhibitors who paid extra. The concept of the deluxe 2-disc set has clearly been around a while. Voyage à Travers L’Impossible, in addition to being a longer film, is much more painstakingly hand-tinted. Where the previous film had a palette of grays, pale greens and blues, this Voyage blazes with gold and crimson. The result, while undeniably a special-effects extravaganza, is the first-ever instance of a science fiction plotline suffering at the expense of its gosh-wow visuals.
And, as with the earlier film, Méliès drew on the novels of Jules Verne for his inspiration, but more specifically he roughly copied one of Verne’s own plays. The Institute of Incoherent Geography,
headed by M. Mabouloff, ventures forth on an expedition around the world. They set out in a locomotive loaded with all sorts of nifty-looking craft, including a submarine, a couple of airships, and an Impossible Carriage,
which seems to be a sort of automobile. Reaching the Swiss Alps, they transfer to the automobile and promptly have a devastating road accident, sending everyone to the hospital. Ford Explorer, I guess.
Fully recovered from this inexplicable plot digression (maybe road accidents were thought to be a laff riot in 1904?), our heroes board the locomotive once more, and it chugs away across the mountains. Higher and higher it goes, until it vaults into the stars. It zooms along through space, evidently held up by its twin airships, past a few charmingly animated comets and planetary systems and one obvious sparkler left over from Bastille Day. Mais non! Here comes the Sun, and we ain’t talking Beatles songs: it’s the Man in the Sun, who yawns so widely the Star Locomotive flies straight into his mouth. He gasps, he coughs, he vomits fire. Does he spit the ruined train out on the surface of Mercury? Despite most synopses insisting our heroes have crashed on the sun, it’s later clearly visible in the sky, so I’m going with Mercury.
The expedition members pick themselves out of the ruins of the train. This was the point where it dawned on me that there women among the members—another first for sci-fi films! I was also diverted to learn that the conical felt hat was actually worn by someone besides Chico Marx and Pagliacci. Our heroes and heroines wander around exclaiming over the scenery awhile before suddenly being overcome with the heat. Fortunately their boxcar full of glacier ice (???) survived the crash, so M. Mabouloff herds everyone into it and shuts the door. Too late, he realizes he ought to have gotten in, too, but when he opens the freezer door again he discovers all the other expedition members frozen in a block of ice. The first-ever instance of cryogenics in a film!
So the dude gets out (I’m not kidding) a couple of hay bales they brought along and, spreading them under the boxcar, sets fire to them. The crew thaws out, revived. Fortunately their submarine survived the crash, too. It’s not only a charming little copy of Señor Monturiol’s actual 1858 Ictineo II, it works as a space capsule! They climb in, plummet down to Earth, and deploy a parachute at the last minute to soften their sea landing—another first-time-on-film. Their undersea journey takes place in a cutaway version of the sub, which, I believe, is yet another first. Alas, the sub explodes and sends the expedition members sky-high once more, although this time they land safely in a harbor and are rescued by the cheering multitudes.
See? Lots of flashy tech, uneven plotting, zippo character de-velopment. Science fiction cinema had already become the creature we all know and love...
And yet, that little train is just so darned cute. Look at what it implies in self-confidence, for 1904. Man—er, Humanity—will travel across the Earth, into the Sky, and under the Sea. Not only that, we will have the foresight to bring along hay for any Star Cows we encounter and plenty of ice for our champagne.
You talking to me?
Frankenstein
(Frankenstein)
January 26, 2009
In a perfect world, the next in this series would be an examination of the 1908 Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, but I have been unable to determine whether a copy still exists. The odds aren’t good, given the low cultural value accorded to cinema at this time. For example, a lot of Georges Méliès’s films were recycled to make celluloid boot heels for the French Army. Even if a copy of the 1908 J&H lay forgotten on a shelf somewhere, it would have taken a miracle—or a Company operative working on the sly—to prevent it from deteriorating into a mound of rusty flakes during the century since its release.
For years, it had been assumed that the same fate had befallen cinema’s first-ever depiction of the creation of an artificial life form, Edison’s 1910 Frankenstein. As late as the 1970s, only a plot outline and some stills were known to exist. Then a single print was found in the collection of a Wisconsin film collector, who had had the foresight to back it up on a 35mm copy. As a result, we get to see the missing link between Frankenstein’s 19th-century stage tradition and Boris Karloff’s iconic role.
As you might expect, the Edison Company messed with Mary Shelley’s plot, to make it fit both their filming budget and American post-Victorian sensibilities. Briefly: Frankenstein leaves home and sweetheart to go off to college, invents a way to create an artificial human being, does it, is horrified by the results, goes home and marries his sweetheart. The jealous Monster barges in on the bride but is chased out. The Monster sees himself in a mirror and, overwhelmed by his own ugliness, vanishes away, leaving only a reflection in the mirror. Frankenstein enters, sees the Monster’s reflection gradually replaced by his own, and damn near faints, but his bride enters and they embrace. All in just over 12 minutes. A few thoughts:
Rather than have Frankenstein dig up corpses and piece together the usable bits to create his Monster, this version has him simply tossing a few chemicals into a huge vat and standing back to see what grows. Presumably the director thought the American public wouldn’t stand