Thugs and Kisses: Odelia Grey Mystery, #3
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With the class bully murdered at her 30th high school reunion and her boss, the annoying Michael Steele, missing, Odelia doesn't know which hole to poke her big nose into first. This decision is made for her as she's again swept into the action involving contract killers, tangled relationships, and fatal buyer's remorse. Throughout this adventure, Odelia deals with her on-again, off-again relationship with Greg and her attraction to detective Devon Frye.
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Thugs and Kisses - Sue Ann Jaffarian
THUGS AND KISSES
An Odelia Grey Mystery
A Novel By
Sue Ann Jaffarian
CHAPTER
ONE
W hy am I not surprised ?
The question, phrased more like a long-suffering supplication to a supreme being, was accompanied by a copy of this morning’s Orange County Register being tossed onto my small-cluttered desk like an under-thrown Frisbee.
When it slid to a stop, just short of smacking my almost-full coffee mug, I saw that the paper was open to the front page of the local news section and folded in such a way as to show off a photo of me. Yes, moi, Odelia Patience Grey. The caption above the photo blazed: Food Fight Erupts at Local Market.
A resigned sigh escaped my lips. I had hoped that no one would recognize me. After all, in the caption under the grainy photo, I was merely referred to as an unidentified woman.
The question had come from Mike Steele, my boss. He stood in front of me, waiting for an answer to what I felt was not a question deserving of a response. In my opinion, it had sounded purely rhetorical in nature. I continued to stare down at the fuzzy photo in the paper, my lips tighter than a pair of size six shoes on size nine feet.
Michael Steele is a partner at Wallace, Boer, Brown and Yates, the law firm in Orange County, California, at which I am employed as a paralegal. I’ve been with Woobie, the nickname given the firm by its employees, for about eighteen years, and I would be looking forward to the next eighteen years, if it were not for the man standing in front of me.
I didn’t need to raise my face to know that Steele would be immaculately groomed from his GQ-handsome, close-shaven face, right down to his fingertips, which would be professionally buffed and shining like dew in the morning sun. And I didn’t need to glance in his direction to know that he was wearing an expensive and beautifully tailored suit. It was also unnecessary to look up to know that he was peeved at me. The sarcasm in his voice hung in the air, waiting to be admired, round and bright, like ornaments on a Christmas tree.
A few years ago, when my old boss, Wendell Wallace, retired, I somehow fell within Steele’s grasp. Steele had requested that I be assigned to him, and the firm agreed. They had even sweetened the pot for me with a nice raise and a private office. They assigned me to him with an apology, claiming they trusted me to keep Steele and his law practice in line. In other words, I became his professional keeper so the firm’s founding partners could sleep at night.
Now don’t get me wrong, Mike Steele is an incredible lawyer. He’s brilliant, focused, and ethical, which in this day and age is an accomplishment all on its own. He brings in a ton of new business and is the firm’s top attorney in generating billable hours. He’s Midas with a law degree.
It’s just that sometimes he needs to be beaten about the head with the people-skills bat.
Without raising my face to look at Steele, I gave in and broke my silence. I pushed the newspaper back in his direction. Not exactly my best side, is it?
In the photo, my two-hundred-plus-pound bulk was being squeezed from either side by two angry women. I looked like a pesky pimple ready to pop. The young woman on my right was cute, twenty-something and, like me, plus size. The other woman, who turned out to be her aunt, was trim and looked a lot like her niece, just older and smaller. Both women towered over my five-foot-one-inch frame.
Steele cleared his throat. Peeking up through the hair that slightly hid my face, I saw him cross his arms in front of his chest. He wanted an explanation and would wait all day for one, if necessary. I didn’t owe him any details, and I could be just as stubborn. However, today I decided to go for bonus points with shock value.
Lifting my chin in his direction, I shook my head and tossed my almost-shoulder-length medium brown hair away from my face.
Jesus, Grey!
In a flash, Steele’s arms uncrossed and he was leaning toward me, both hands flat on my desk. He angled his head to get a better view. What the hell happened to you?
I was slugged by a leg of lamb,
I explained, trying to be nonchalant about it, pretending that assaults by butchered meat happened every day.
At that moment, Kelsey Cavendish, the firm’s librarian, strolled into my small office. With three people, it now reached capacity under the local fire code.
Hey, Odelia, any plans for lun... .
She stopped mid-sentence, then exclaimed in a folksy accent, Damn, that’s one hellava shiner!
Kelsey immediately pointed an accusatory finger at Steele. Did he give you that?
What?
Steele half shouted, turning an indignant, flushed face her way.
Well, Greg certainly didn’t give it to her,
Kelsey shot back.
Actually,
I said, interrupting, I believe my assailant came from New Zealand.
Cavendish,
Steele snarled in Kelsey’s direction, you don’t really believe that I’d strike Grey, do you?
He glanced at me. No matter how tempting.
Kelsey coolly looked him up and down. She was one of the few people at Woobie who didn’t shrink in his presence. My guess is that if I ever left the firm, she’d be next in line for the keeper position.
Nah, Steele, I don’t.
A woman in her mid-thirties, Kelsey Cavendish was tall, slim and angular, with a plain, friendly face. She was Olive Oyl in the flesh, but with a bigger clothing budget. She gave Steele a wide grin, slipped past him, and plopped herself down in the small chair across from my desk.
"Though I’ll bet you lunch at Morton’s, Odelia’s thought about clobbering you a few times."
I couldn’t help myself. Like a rude belch, a short, loud guffaw escaped my lips. Kelsey was right, I had thought about clobbering him, and on more than just a few occasions. In fact, I know dozens of people who would like to gather in the parking lot and beat the living crap out of him, starting with his last twenty secretaries.
Michael Steele goes through secretaries like I buzz through Thin Mint Girl Scout cookies. Our office manager, Tina Swanson, had given up on keeping the secretarial bay outside his office filled and now the placement job fell to yours truly. Lucky me. Currently, we were trying out a very talented temp named Rachel Keyo. She had just completed her third week with us and so far, so good. At least she didn’t show signs of bolting – yet. And even though Rachel was a drop-dead gorgeous woman with long, sculpted legs and the face of a Nubian princess, Steele didn’t show signs of seducing her – yet. Of course, Rachel was also in a very advanced state of pregnancy. This latter situation seemed to have a good, yet strange, affect on Steele. Instead of his usual behavior toward secretaries, which could swing between charming, sexual scamp, and overbearing, demanding ass, Steele treated Rachel with uncharacteristic tenderness, even reverence. Kelsey, who never misses a trick, referred to it as his Madonna fixation. Personally, I don’t care what it’s called, as long as he keeps treating Rachel with respect and the work keeps flowing out the door.
Jolene McHugh, another attorney at Woobie who shares secretarial services with Steele and me, loves working with Rachel, and no wonder. Rachel’s legal skills extend far beyond typing and dictation. Her last job had been in the legal department of a large corporation, but several months ago she was laid off when that company downsized. She came to us on a trial basis through a friend of one of the attorneys, and if everything continues smoothly, Jolene and I would recommend that Tina hire the woman permanently after her maternity leave, providing, of course, Rachel was equally excited about the idea. But Jolene had already expressed her concern to me that somehow Steele would screw things up for everyone.
Kelsey looked down at the newspaper still on my desk and her smile grew wider. Is that really you?
I nodded slowly, suddenly wishing I had called in sick.
Kelsey leaned in closer. So, just how did you get that shiner?
Steele, who was now leaning against the door jamb, also moved in closer. You would have thought no one had work to do.
With a deep sigh that swelled my hefty bosom like a rolling wave, I began the saga of the leg of lamb, only to be interrupted by my phone ringing. A look at the display told me that the caller was Zenobia Washington, my best friend. No doubt she had also seen the morning newspaper. I ignored the phone. I would call Zee back later. I returned my attention to Kelsey and Steele and sighed again.
It’s nothing, really,
I continued. I was simply in the market last night. I popped in to pick up some food for Seamus and dinner for myself. These two women started arguing next to me at the meat counter. Rose, the older one, who turned out to be the younger one’s aunt, began chiding her niece about her weight. In fact, she was being kind of mean about it.
Oh, no,
Steele groaned, shaking his head. Odelia Grey, champion of chubbettes, to the rescue.
Steele was sarcastically referring to Reality Check, a local support group started several years ago by my late friend Sophie London. Now I lead it, together with Zee Washington. Originally, Reality Check was formed to help large people emotionally cope in a weight-obsessed society. Now it included others facing similar bigotry over other issues, such as physical disabilities.
I curled my lip at Steele before continuing. Anyway, the niece, her name’s Manuela, started crying and snapping at Rose, and pretty soon the scene escalated into a full-blown family feud.
And you couldn’t keep your freckled nose out of it, could you, Grey?
Steele gave another shake of his perfect head. You couldn’t just walk away? Maybe head to the frozen section and grab a carton of Ben and Jerry’s?
Steele!
Kelsey snapped. Turning to me, she said, Go ahead, Odelia, clobber him. I won’t tell.
You want to hear this or not?
I asked with annoyance. If not, I have work to do.
Sure, Grey,
Steele said, supporting himself once more against the door jamb, hands casually shoved into his pant’s pockets. Sing us a stanza of ‘Odelia Had a Little Lamb.’
Rolling my eyes, I continued. "By the time I tried to break Manuela and Rose apart, it had turned quite nasty and a crowd had gathered, including, I later found out, a photographer from the Register who just happened to be in the store and had his camera bag with him." I stopped to take a drink of lukewarm coffee from the mug on my desk.
Anyway, Manuela was calling her aunt some pretty colorful names and Rose was getting in some good, sound slaps. I had almost succeeded in pulling them apart when, out of nowhere, Manuela picked up that darn leg of lamb and swung it like Babe Ruth, hitting a homer with my left eye.
I looked from Kelsey to Steele. Satisfied?
Kelsey looked at me, then at Steele, then back to me. Did you at least get to keep the leg of lamb?
Both of them cracked up with laughter.
Just for that,
I said to Kelsey, you’re buying lunch.
It was then we noticed Fran Evans, a senior associate, standing just outside my door. She was tall and willowy, with a long mane of thick, blond hair and a very attractive face that would be downright stunning if she smiled more. As usual, she was all business and wore an air of disdain like a heavy fragrance. Around the firm, she was getting the reputation of being the female counterpart of Mike Steele. Once she had our attention, Fran indicated she needed to speak with Steele.
Steele told her he’d be with her shortly, then continued our conversation. Fran, her jaw set tight, glared at him. When Steele didn’t make a move to acknowledge her further, Fran tossed her hair in a little fit and took her leave. Once she was gone, he pulled his hands out of his pockets, stood straight, and looked me in the eye.
I repeat myself, Grey. Why am I not surprised?
He shook his head yet again. You’re the only person I know for whom it seems perfectly natural to go into a market for cat food and end up being KO’d by a roast.
He laughed. Only you, Grey.
Too bad about the shiner, Odelia,
Kelsey told me, ignoring him, especially with your big reunion this weekend. But maybe it won’t be that bad. It might change from plum purple to puke yellow by then. Much easier to cover with makeup.
Steele raised an eyebrow in curiosity. Reunion?
Crap, I thought, something else for him to bug me about. He’ll probably come up with a weekend full of work just to spite me.
Odelia’s thirtieth high-school reunion is this Saturday,
Kelsey cheerfully informed Steele.
"Damn, Grey, didn’t know you were that old. Steele appeared to be calculating something. He finally said,
I was... what... about eight years old then. He paused for what I’m sure he thought was dramatic effect.
Were you an actual flower child? Did you trip the light fantastic to Joplin and Morrison? Do any streakin’? Heh, heh, heh."
My future with Woobie was looking more like being sentenced to death row.
When he didn’t get a rise out of me, due to an amazing amount of self-control on my part, Steele gave a humph and started to leave. Partway out the door, he stopped and turned back around.
Don’t forget, Grey, I’ll be out of town the beginning of next week.
Where ya goin’?
Kelsey asked eagerly. And how long can we count on you being gone?
Steele gave her a chilly smile. If you’re a good girl, Cavendish, maybe I won’t come back.
Then he strode down the hall to join Fran.
Why,
I asked Kelsey, as I retrieved my purse from a file drawer in preparation for lunch, do men always make promises they never intend to keep?
CHAPTER
TWO
Whoa! was my immediate reaction as I walked into my thirtieth high-school reunion. My palms grew clammy. My legs threatened to buckle. Please, please, please, tell me I’m hallucinating.
As soon as we entered the hotel ballroom, my eyes were assaulted by an explosion of soft blue and sea foam green crepe paper. The ballroom was decked out in an exact replica of our senior prom, 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea, right down to the real fish tanks positioned throughout the room and the blub-blub-blubbing of waterlogged air bubbles piped in over the sound system. I didn’t know which would happen to me first, passing out from shock or wetting myself. Maybe the two would happen simultaneously. Talk about multi-tasking.
The invitation to the reunion had only said that the reunion committee was cooking up a big surprise. Some surprise. My heart rate increased notably. If I had known in advance that one of the worst nights of my life was going to be revisited, I would not have come. Needless to say, my prom night had not been warm, fuzzy, or romantic. Although I must admit, it could have been worse. After all, I hadn’t been doused in pig’s blood like Stephen King’s Carrie. Yet it was definitely not one of those evenings I discussed wistfully with middle-aged girlfriends over a glass of wine. Nor was there any decaying corsage lovingly pressed into a scrapbook anywhere in my house. I had attended the prom, true, but it was one of those memories I’ve spent thirty years trying to erase, like a magnet continuously passed over a hard drive.
My thoughts of bolting were disrupted by a commotion near the entrance. I turned toward the noise to see Donny Oliver entering the ballroom on the shoulders of several former members of the football team. He was waving and cheering, making his way through the fake sea creatures and his former classmates like a conquering hero returning from war.
I couldn’t move. My feet felt encased in cement blocks instead of my new black suede pumps. Donny Oliver was the very worst of my high-school memories, a bogeyman in a quarterback uniform. I watched warily as he slid to the floor from the shoulders of his high school comrades and started shaking hands. Someone handed him a beer. Someone else gave him a cigar. I half expected Donny to announce he was running for public office.
I prayed for early senility.
Odelia?
I heard a female voice tentatively ask. Odelia Grey, is that really you?
I turned toward the melodic and kind-sounding voice to find a woman looking at me with happy curiosity. She was medium height, with bobbed dark hair and a long, lean face with deep crow’s feet nestled around the eyes. She beamed at me, displaying a mouth of slightly crowded teeth.
Johnette? Johnette Spencer?
I inquired, answering her question with a question. She nodded enthusiastically and we hugged.
Johnette Spencer had been in most of my classes during our four years in high school. She had been tragically shy, painfully thin, and sported thick, black-rimmed glasses. Over the years, we had eaten lunch together often. Like me, she had been a loner, not belonging to any specific clique.
The glasses had been replaced by contacts, or maybe laser surgery, who knew these days, but Johnette was still thin and bony. She had not succumbed over the years to middle-age spread and a losing battle with the bulge. Glancing around at many of our former classmates, I comforted myself with the knowledge that I hadn’t really been the fattest kid in my class, but merely a woman ahead of her time.
Johnette continued beaming her high-watt smile. Well, it’s Johnette Morales now. Has been for quite some time. Twenty-seven years, to be exact.
Johnette tugged on the shirt sleeve of the man standing behind her, urging him to come forward. He looked vaguely familiar. I tried to subtract three decades. He was bald, just under six feet tall, and built like a weightlifter gone slightly to seed. Football and the name Victor Morales came to mind.
Of course,
I said to Johnette, still trying to shake off the initial shock of the reunion theme and Donny’s entrance. You married Victor. I remember hearing about that.
Funny how things work out,
she said. Victor and I hardly knew each other in high school. It wasn’t until college that we became friends and eventually fell in love.
Johnette blushed. Victor smiled broadly.
Victor Morales had been on the football team. He had been a quiet boy, not given to rowdiness like so many of the guys on the various sports teams. He had been popular, but not stuck up. His only flaw, I recalled as I stood looking at him and his wife, had been his friendship with Donny Oliver, big man on campus and school bully. Nice boys like Victor had circled around Donny like moths to a flame because of Donny’s prowess on the football field. Under Donny’s influence in high school, Victor would never have dated a wallflower like Johnette. Yes, funny how things work out.
Isn’t this amazing?
Johnette said, sweeping her hand in an expansive gesture as if spreading pixie dust over the room.
Swell,
I responded in a voice cold enough to keep the ice caps from melting.
It’s just like our senior prom, Odelia,
she said with enthusiasm. Remember?
Suddenly, it was Johnette who remembered. Her smile vanished and she reddened. Victor studied the wall behind me.
Remembering my manners and eager to change the subject, I indicated my date and introduced him. Johnette, Victor, this is Dev Frye.
Devon Frye is a homicide detective in Newport Beach. I met him when he was assigned to the murder investigation of my friend Sophie London a couple of years ago. He has curly blond hair flecked with gray and compelling blue eyes. He also stands well over six feet tall and is built like a moose on steroids. Dev is a football team all by himself and makes me feel downright petite in spite of my size 20 body. The two men shook hands amiably.
Johnette quickly surveyed Dev, then looked to me with an eager smile. So, is it Odelia Frey now?
Taken aback, I shot a glance at Dev. He was blushing and studying, or pretending to study, a five-foot-long cardboard seahorse that dangled near his head. A thought came to mind and I glanced down at Dev’s left hand. Sure enough. Dev, a widower of just a couple years, still wore his wedding band. Johnette had made a natural assumption.
No,
I answered with a slight chuckle. Dev and I are just good friends.
Johnette looked at the two of us with suspicion and her face lost some of its friendliness. Victor, on the other hand, looked at us with renewed interest.
Oh look, there’s Sally Kipman,
Johnette said with forced cheer. She tugged at Victor. Let’s go say hello.
With a slight nod, they were gone.
That went well,
I said to Dev.
Dev bent down so his mouth was near my ear. So what happened at your prom?
Nothing.
"Give me a break, Odelia. I’m a cop. Nothing doesn’t make people that uncomfortable."
Nothing, Dev, really. Just childish pranks long forgotten.
I aimed my eyes at Dev’s wedding ring and shamelessly used it to get his attention off my senior prom. I think Johnette thinks you’re married and I’m not.
I scanned the crowd in the direction Johnette and Victor had headed. Sure enough, there was Sally Kipman, another personal annoyance from my past. This was turning out to be a reunion of my worst nightmares. A glance at my watch told me we had only been here seventeen minutes. That was long enough to bond with old schoolmates, wasn’t it? After all, the fiftieth reunion was just twenty years away. Why do it all in one night?
I turned to Dev. He had stopped scrutinizing the seahorse and was now staring sheepishly down at his shoes, no doubt wishing he had worn sneakers so he could make a quick getaway should the need arise. I sighed and gave him a small, warm smile. Hard to believe this very same man could make a hardened criminal shake in his socks.
He shook his head slowly. I should have told them I was a widower. Or at least taken off my ring.
Why?
I asked. It’s no one’s business who you are.
I guided him over to the registration table, where more former classmates waited to hand us our name tags. Besides,
I told him with a grin, I always wanted a bad rep. Maybe I’ll finally get one.
My official boyfriend, Greg Stevens, was supposed to accompany me to the reunion. But a few days ago, he woke up with a cold that turned nastier with each day. Greg’s illness gave me mixed feelings. On one hand, I was worried about him being ill. But on the other, it gave me an excuse not to attend the reunion. Why he had to be his usual gallant self and insist on my going anyway, I’ll never know. He had suggested that I take Zee, but instead, at the last moment, I changed my mind and had asked Dev Frey to be my escort. There was no way in hell I was going to go to this clambake alone or without a proper date.
Dev and I made our way into the main seating area and snagged ourselves a couple of chairs at one of the tables set for ten. Several chairs had napkins on them, letting all newcomers know they were already taken. After placing napkins in two chairs, Dev disappeared into the crowd to wrangle us a couple of drinks while I blazed a trail to the ladies’ room.
I had checked my black eye – not a bad cover up job, if I do say so – and was reapplying a fresh coat of lipstick when Johnette Spencer, now Morales, came into the large restroom. She looked quickly down when she saw me and started for a stall, but stopped short before entering. She just stood there, frozen. I watched her slim back reflected in the mirror in front of me. It seemed like she wanted to say something, but wasn’t sure how to go about it.
As teenagers, we had been good friends, and I had spent a lot of time with her. Many afternoons after school we had studied together at her house while her mother, in true June Cleaver form, plied us with Cokes and snacks. When I was sixteen, my own mother abandoned me and disappeared, and I went to live with my father and stepmother. Johnette and I had become especially close during that turbulent time in my life. It bothered me now that a possible misunderstanding had tainted what should have been a happy renewal of friendship. It bothered me that she had been so quick to judge. And it bothered me that I had been so quick to cut her off about the prom. After all, our senior prom had been a happy night for many people. I just wasn’t one of them.
Without preamble, I explained Dev. Dev’s a recent widower. His wife died of cancer.
Johnette glanced quickly over her shoulder, catching my eye in the mirror. Oh,
she said softly. I’m sorry. About his wife, I mean.
She turned her face back